from the "I walked on the moon" standup. great clip about moving and talking to UPS.
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@Gidget52110 жыл бұрын
"OK, goodbye" gets me every time...then it's just tears of laughter from there
@Pianodean3 жыл бұрын
Yes that and....."No, I'm another guy"
@GrantSchinto2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. That line was my first big takeaway. So perfect.
@39Hundred10 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comics. Not only are his jokes funny but he's also visually funny. His facial expressions. Hahaha
@lindaaltmayer31407 жыл бұрын
Marshall Street its hard to watch him and not say something funny with out using that goofy walk that he has!
@Milesco4 жыл бұрын
@@lindaaltmayer3140 : What if you DO say something funny? Does that make it easier to avoid using the goofy walk?
@christianhafer98193 жыл бұрын
Best comic of the last 30 years.
@vg51573 жыл бұрын
With no political agenda !!
@thowdy3 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@tallmendinger176 жыл бұрын
"No I'm another guy." LOL Dude is the best!!!
@paulnone99844 жыл бұрын
I've seen Brian live twice and it was always much more hilarious in person to see him. Love his dry sense of humor and the dumb faces he makes. All of this is amazing and he doesn't even need to swear to be funny.
@MrBreganturtle Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say dry though
@seanconfer79039 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are hands down my two favorite comedians. They're hilarious and use good clean comedy. Which is so much funnier than constant swearing.
@omeganave74258 жыл бұрын
Wow! They're my favourites too!
@hollylusardi83007 жыл бұрын
Ditto that!
@chloeowalker7 жыл бұрын
Sean Confer so true 😊😊
@diamonddragonplays45006 жыл бұрын
Sean Confer swearing means nothing though. They're just words that people say are for some reason 'bad'
@Gr8Layks6 жыл бұрын
Only if you're an uptight puritanical d-bag.
@Porter261316 жыл бұрын
"Just, dispatch the truck...please." Hahahaha!!! Brian is the best I've ever heard! Clean, but 100% HILARIOUS!!!
@Tommy1977777 Жыл бұрын
Drives me to tears. Why must they make me beg?
@shimmyshimmyshy12 жыл бұрын
"3....GIRTH UNITS!"
@randybock823 жыл бұрын
Too funny
@1966gto100012 жыл бұрын
This guy is a world class comic. His routines are hilarious and CLEAN, like Seinfeld's are. He's funnier than Seinfeld in my opinion. His timing is impeccable, his facial expressions are funny in themselves and his material is sooo original. Hats off to Brian Regan.
@abaeisawesome122 жыл бұрын
Your so right, he just makes me laugh even if i've heard it 1200000000000 times!
@bpeterssen Жыл бұрын
He's as funny as they come and the material is clean and priceless!!
@GavriloPewPew Жыл бұрын
Agree he's underrated!
@jwsutton2676 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld isn't really clean, not like Regan. I like hearing stories from other comedians about Brian Regan, he tends to have as much respect amongst comedians as anybody
@bikersoncall Жыл бұрын
World class perhaps but so not funnier than Seinfeld, well kind of but not really, he has a polished routine that is fantastic, but Jerry just comes up with some #### that no one else ever could.
@leroy92TX6 жыл бұрын
my training teacher showed this during my fedex training class to be a domestic phone helper
@ridleymcnamara22735 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@TylerRubeum9 жыл бұрын
"Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, yeah, but if I put the box on the scale, it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!"
@asadullohelkhoshimiy39784 жыл бұрын
You just take it off real quick
@iiFever3 жыл бұрын
@@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 I’m not fast enough!
@hardtruth4420 Жыл бұрын
Brian's delivery, facial and body expressions and the voices make his act one of a kind. I can watch the same act over and over.
@FloydMaxwell5 жыл бұрын
The inimitable Brian Regan. Loved by our family for over 15 years.
@imoutofnames110 жыл бұрын
I lost it at girth units.
@pdddddp112 жыл бұрын
Brian Doggone regan, is one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard.....no foul words, and he will snatch laughter out of you! He's the best, hands down.
@KkBo154 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely hysterical. My favorites!! They make my life happy!!!
@MyAccount-in9ru9 ай бұрын
This man is why I started my stand-up career.
@omeganave74258 жыл бұрын
They're boxes and they're brown and they've got tape all on 'em!
@channelinactive.seewormsqu32018 жыл бұрын
I read that as you said it XD
@barrya.62127 жыл бұрын
I was just going to quote that and saw you beat me to it...
@SFK3607 жыл бұрын
I'm beggin ya!
@Pantherchick23512 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I'm too stupid to talk to you."
@fercho2040 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Brian Regan is an old school type of comic, relying on being overall funny instead of talking about serious things in a funny way. His body language, his voice inflection, his energy; this man's work is gold and I wish he continues performing for decades to come.
@moonchild84812 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Brian Regan so much, he is truly funny in his observations, no crude language, very observant and silly..this one is my favourite of all :-)
@DEZMUHND11 жыл бұрын
I work for UPS. This guy really called he outlined basically the entire procedure XD
@judah30353 жыл бұрын
(6 years ago goodness) I just got off preload shift...Boxline 1!!! We know not all boxes are created equal...hate when I get an irreg and the box is like someone took it to the back and beat it with a bat.
@stankykong85063 жыл бұрын
@Raverly G the comment was from 7 years ago lol
@swishfish88582 жыл бұрын
@@judah3035 ...that's every box I get from UPS, lmao. My local depot must have some crazy logistical stuff going on.
@Aquitanic8 жыл бұрын
I just looked up THREE GIRTH UNITS and this was the first thing which makes me happy.
@matthewmoritz78373 жыл бұрын
how can 407 people not like this he is halarious i know this is an old video but i love it i watch it everyday mostly
@85nikki965 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down and need a laugh I come here. And also the eye doctor one. So talented.
@heathertreat14 жыл бұрын
His comedy is the best because it's clean, simple and everyone in the world can relate to it.
@nathanfarris41259 жыл бұрын
i love brian regan
@luminousstrawberries9 жыл бұрын
Wow, instantly a favorite new comic of mine :) I'm diggin it!
@cmcm4109 жыл бұрын
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@dbyankee2712 жыл бұрын
I work at UPS and I find this absolutely hilarious!
@Monoxzidex12 жыл бұрын
"We need the weight and the girth!" *pause* "Okay, goodbye....." :D
@Jimdandy195811 жыл бұрын
Thank you Brian: In a world where what is morally and socially acceptable seems to be sinking into lower depths of depravity every day, You sir choose to keep it clean and for that I thank you. You not only always make me laugh, you give me something that I'm glad to share with others with a clean conscience. Keep up the good work and thank you for sharing your gift with us all....Jim
@zachmorgan69823 жыл бұрын
My High School teacher use to play his stuff for us. Always amazing and impeccable
@rosalynpieczynski93098 жыл бұрын
I put the BOXEN on the scale but I still can't see the NUMBERS!!
@barrya.62127 жыл бұрын
Good catch of Regan english. I got a buddy of mine joking about "boxen" all the time ... plural for box .... " many much boxen"
@Stevepelo6 жыл бұрын
..,, cb3ib
@Milesco4 жыл бұрын
Brian didn't say "boxen", he said "If I put the box ON the scale...."
@NCTStudio4 жыл бұрын
Rosalyn Pieczynski we need more moosen
@stonemedia89014 жыл бұрын
@@Milesco Brian Regan Live Teacher: Erwin, Erwin what is the plural for ox? Erwin: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen. Teacher: Brian. Brian: Wha-what? Teacher: Brian, what is the plural for box? Brian: Boxen! I bought two boxen of donuts!
@10coolfacts17 жыл бұрын
"So now what's the procedure?" lmao
@kendra158010 жыл бұрын
"Ok i dont know what the weight is....and...i dont know what girth means..." Haha love brian xD
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
@GrantSchinto2 жыл бұрын
I become more and more convinced that Brian Regan is the greatest comic who ever lived if that were measured in overall consistency. Utterly amazing.
@embersarts8 жыл бұрын
Aaahhhhh, zero! I'm not fast enough!
@SunshineCarpetCleaningAZ4 жыл бұрын
Tattoo Art That was my favorite part
@joeczapka36473 жыл бұрын
I've seen him a couple times in concert, and just his presence alone just makes me laugh!
@JoeDoggTV14 жыл бұрын
lol i just like his facial expressions and how he walks
@entertainmentuniverse4 Жыл бұрын
It’s the way he says the story and shows it as well that still makes me laugh hard. Genius!!!
@cpmow8312 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comics ever and he doesn’t have to swear to be funny
@jessehcreative2 жыл бұрын
I’d check the dislikes on this but I can’t see the NUMBERS!
@mlarkinn7 жыл бұрын
"Girth units"...love it..and him:)
@lionofjudah67632 жыл бұрын
One of the best !!! I hear this guy on Sirius XM radio comedy stations and have me in tears.
@alexiskani487912 жыл бұрын
I love Brian. He's truly amazing. He doesn't swear in his comedies. Which is great because it's limited to have that. I'm going to see him in November. But I truly appreciate him! :)
@jw91036 жыл бұрын
3 what? Three girth units 🤣
@Kastrenzo748 жыл бұрын
Its gonna cover up the NUMBERS
@sga30845 жыл бұрын
He's the one comedian I'd watch commercials for
@MarshiiNiakilo2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing some videos of him when I was younger, not his standup itself but some mock videos on animal jam like stupid in school and emergency room, thats what brought my love for this guy lol him and john mulaney are my favorites, ive been binge watching their standups lately while grinding stuff in ffxiv14. love this dudes standup so much!! hes so funny
@blaaahblahblahblah9 жыл бұрын
They have a girth of.... three XD
@malwal712 жыл бұрын
"I'm too stupid to talk to you."
@Zaranell16 жыл бұрын
I've seen Brain live twice. Anyone who watches this video can tell why. Truly an excellent stand-up.
@debstein86854 жыл бұрын
I heard this bit 13 years ago and I just listened again to share it with someone and it still makes me laugh.
@MasonPimental12 жыл бұрын
"I'm to stupid to talk to you." LOL
@kirklandmeadows10 жыл бұрын
I love clean comedy, its funnier.
@MechaFenris9 жыл бұрын
So true. Clean comedy is devoid of the "filler" words that get the mature rating. Can't use those as a crutch, so the humor is more intelligent, less rambling, and well... you said it. Funnier.
@cameronbrwdway94869 жыл бұрын
***** How is that intelligent part even close to true? I can't think of one stand-up legend that didn't swear like a sailor. I guess Cosby and Steve Martin. The rest generally curse, like a lot, and there are some extremely tasteful, intelligent, artful bits that people like Pryor or Carlin have put together.
@MechaFenris9 жыл бұрын
Cameron Brwdway It's a matter of taste. There's tons of funny comedians who don't work blue. Carlin did wordplay and Pryor was socially conscious. There are more than a couple, if you count Jerry Clower, Jonathan Winters, Red Skelton, George Burns, Jeff Foxworthy, and so forth. Eddie Izzard's pretty clean too. I never implied that working blue is inherently bad, just that most who do use that language in their act generally do so as filler for a lack of intelligent humor. The greats didn't use it as filler, it was part of their act.
@kirklandmeadows9 жыл бұрын
He's my inspiration and the reason I do clean stand-up.
@HotStrange6 жыл бұрын
kirkland meadows when it’s Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan it is. Cosby had some moments of genius and Steve Martin, though he wasn’t as “clean”. A lot of clean comedians can’t quite get the formula right. Regan is the only one who can hold a candle to Carlin, Pryor, Chris Rock, etc.
@oambitiousone7100 Жыл бұрын
This man is the patron saint of our house. His lines are so integrated into our vernacular, we quote him at least weekly.
@TheIntrovertWhims2 жыл бұрын
Someone described Brian Regan as "Seinfeld on steroids" . Perfect description.
@kaylabrown383110 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I'm doing this for my speech and debate class humorous speech! LOL
@AerynBella4 жыл бұрын
OMG This is the best!! "Just dispatch the truck."
@jeremyballon3 жыл бұрын
My 3 favorite comedians of all time: Jerry Seinfeld, Sebastian Maniscalco, and the very funny Brian Regan.
@dongann11403 жыл бұрын
Completely agree.
@gita30888 жыл бұрын
Girth units. I love this guy.
@mattmaitland57506 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the weight is and I don't know what girth means...so now what's the procedure?"
@Whateverintheworld14 жыл бұрын
This guy makes tears come out of my eyes. He is so funny.
@littlekuribohimposte14 жыл бұрын
You still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!! I love Brian Reagan!
@mannm9613 жыл бұрын
"still can't see the NUMBERS!"
@Bigbrotrev13 жыл бұрын
103 people thought the dislike button said."dis I like"
@montinyek65544 жыл бұрын
Damn i remember when this was funny
@scourgefan10012 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan doesnt cuss as much as other comedians, and even without cussing hes awesome
@jpnut3712 жыл бұрын
I love it. Being on the "inside" some knowledge is taken for granted.
@jonathanc99067 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Tim hawkins
@BuckyBKatt426 жыл бұрын
just checked out Tim Hawkins because of this comment and now I love him thank you.
@davidjose98085 жыл бұрын
Gigg’em Aggie Humor...whoop!
@TheNutshaq6 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says *NUMBERS*
@Dr00g0013 жыл бұрын
Comedians who come up with clean comedy are the best and most creative
@TheRyanator500013 жыл бұрын
How could someone not like this???????????
@itsmytube628 жыл бұрын
3 girth units!
@BenShamoiel10 жыл бұрын
3 Girth units...lol
@ChocolateApricots4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hysterical! Thanks for posting!!
@bobbyricigliano27994 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of my all time favorite comedy bits.
@Ecarroll75758 жыл бұрын
I love you Brian you're so funny!!
@lindaaltmayer31407 жыл бұрын
3 girth units!!! That kills me every time
@reehatyonin4 жыл бұрын
"and you still cant see the NUMBERS.." Im dead 🤣🤣🤣
@coreyownz14 жыл бұрын
This guy is my favorite stand up comedian of all time lol
@javster41387 ай бұрын
Ditto
@cuteiegurl12 жыл бұрын
And they probably fit on a dolley!!! hahaha I love that part:)
@Hijinked10 жыл бұрын
Boxen*
@michaellinner77722 жыл бұрын
The faces always puts him over the top. He could be saying anything at all and his expressions just make it impossible not to laugh.
@CamiliaSTar16 жыл бұрын
He's so amazing!!!! Best comedian on the planet.
@veronicam29425 жыл бұрын
He kinda reminds me of Will Ferrel.
@SynAstra12 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions remind me of Jim Carrey XD
@jennymcmillin56684 жыл бұрын
Astral Syn But so much better. Carey is like a caricature of himself. Too hyped up. Regan is just silly-believable. But they do both have it going on with physical comedy. “They’re all wearing party hats in the dairy isle...”
@jamesc9327 Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute funniest comedian ever. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
@tga5314 жыл бұрын
I love Brian Regan he is the best comedian in the world baby!
@titerror00109 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarity!!!
@dirtblock10 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@samiam10170011 жыл бұрын
Love u Brian! Don't stop
@MsTameTaz13 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this I can't breath I almost pass out laughing so hard
@LadyMarie2411 жыл бұрын
Why do people have such a big problem with Brian Regan?
@rs720985 жыл бұрын
Because atheists have to support their broken ideology somehow, they troll Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook videos as well.
@davidjose98085 жыл бұрын
Well posed question. Probably because evil is uncomfortable with people who have a conscience.
@DandyLion662a8 жыл бұрын
No, I'm another guy.
@ilikeubetty16 жыл бұрын
every time i have seen him live at the end of the show he lets people shout out their favorite bits and then he does them as the encore. funny every time!
@hotfuss8416 жыл бұрын
brian is a legend. I cant wait to see him again!
@BlackBolt559 жыл бұрын
MARKIPLIER XD
@midnightmarauder65348 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@msnyder15108 жыл бұрын
Boxen
@BusinessAsh040816 жыл бұрын
I love that he nevers gets old... this junk is funny over and over again!
@KelRobbins2 жыл бұрын
Wordle (355) brought me here today for a particular 5-letter word. Brian made the word famous (to me) by this bit 😂
@kimisaga25912 жыл бұрын
Me too!! I just passed the link off to my Wordle family. I love this bit. So so funny!