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Күн бұрын

from the "I walked on the moon" standup. great clip about moving and talking to UPS.

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@Gidget521 10 жыл бұрын

"OK, goodbye" gets me every time...then it's just tears of laughter from there

@Pianodean 3 жыл бұрын

Yes that and....."No, I'm another guy"

@GrantSchinto 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. That line was my first big takeaway. So perfect.

@39Hundred 10 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comics. Not only are his jokes funny but he's also visually funny. His facial expressions. Hahaha

@lindaaltmayer3140 7 жыл бұрын

Marshall Street its hard to watch him and not say something funny with out using that goofy walk that he has!

@Milesco 4 жыл бұрын

@@lindaaltmayer3140 : What if you DO say something funny? Does that make it easier to avoid using the goofy walk?

@christianhafer9819 3 жыл бұрын

Best comic of the last 30 years.

@vg5157 3 жыл бұрын

With no political agenda !!

@thowdy 3 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@tallmendinger17 6 жыл бұрын

"No I'm another guy." LOL Dude is the best!!!

@paulnone9984 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen Brian live twice and it was always much more hilarious in person to see him. Love his dry sense of humor and the dumb faces he makes. All of this is amazing and he doesn't even need to swear to be funny.

@MrBreganturtle Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say dry though

@seanconfer7903 9 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are hands down my two favorite comedians. They're hilarious and use good clean comedy. Which is so much funnier than constant swearing.

@omeganave7425 8 жыл бұрын

Wow! They're my favourites too!

@hollylusardi8300 7 жыл бұрын

Ditto that!

@chloeowalker 7 жыл бұрын

Sean Confer so true 😊😊

@diamonddragonplays4500 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Confer swearing means nothing though. They're just words that people say are for some reason 'bad'

@Gr8Layks 6 жыл бұрын

Only if you're an uptight puritanical d-bag.

@Porter2613 16 жыл бұрын

"Just, dispatch the truck...please." Hahahaha!!! Brian is the best I've ever heard! Clean, but 100% HILARIOUS!!!

@Tommy1977777 Жыл бұрын

Drives me to tears. Why must they make me beg?

@shimmyshimmyshy 12 жыл бұрын

"3....GIRTH UNITS!"

@randybock82 3 жыл бұрын

Too funny

@1966gto1000 12 жыл бұрын

This guy is a world class comic. His routines are hilarious and CLEAN, like Seinfeld's are. He's funnier than Seinfeld in my opinion. His timing is impeccable, his facial expressions are funny in themselves and his material is sooo original. Hats off to Brian Regan.

@abaeisawesome12 2 жыл бұрын

Your so right, he just makes me laugh even if i've heard it 1200000000000 times!

@bpeterssen Жыл бұрын

He's as funny as they come and the material is clean and priceless!!

@GavriloPewPew Жыл бұрын

Agree he's underrated!

@jwsutton2676 Жыл бұрын

Seinfeld isn't really clean, not like Regan. I like hearing stories from other comedians about Brian Regan, he tends to have as much respect amongst comedians as anybody

@bikersoncall Жыл бұрын

World class perhaps but so not funnier than Seinfeld, well kind of but not really, he has a polished routine that is fantastic, but Jerry just comes up with some #### that no one else ever could.

@leroy92TX 6 жыл бұрын

my training teacher showed this during my fedex training class to be a domestic phone helper

@ridleymcnamara2273 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@TylerRubeum 9 жыл бұрын

"Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, yeah, but if I put the box on the scale, it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!"

@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 4 жыл бұрын

You just take it off real quick

@iiFever 3 жыл бұрын

@@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 I’m not fast enough!

@hardtruth4420 Жыл бұрын

Brian's delivery, facial and body expressions and the voices make his act one of a kind. I can watch the same act over and over.

@FloydMaxwell 5 жыл бұрын

The inimitable Brian Regan. Loved by our family for over 15 years.

@imoutofnames1 10 жыл бұрын

I lost it at girth units.

@pdddddp1 12 жыл бұрын

Brian Doggone regan, is one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard.....no foul words, and he will snatch laughter out of you! He's the best, hands down.

@KkBo15 4 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely hysterical. My favorites!! They make my life happy!!!

@MyAccount-in9ru 9 ай бұрын

This man is why I started my stand-up career.

@omeganave7425 8 жыл бұрын

They're boxes and they're brown and they've got tape all on 'em!

@channelinactive.seewormsqu3201 8 жыл бұрын

I read that as you said it XD

@barrya.6212 7 жыл бұрын

I was just going to quote that and saw you beat me to it...

@SFK360 7 жыл бұрын

I'm beggin ya!

@Pantherchick235 12 жыл бұрын

"Yeah I'm too stupid to talk to you."

@fercho2040 Жыл бұрын

I feel like Brian Regan is an old school type of comic, relying on being overall funny instead of talking about serious things in a funny way. His body language, his voice inflection, his energy; this man's work is gold and I wish he continues performing for decades to come.

@moonchild848 12 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Brian Regan so much, he is truly funny in his observations, no crude language, very observant and silly..this one is my favourite of all :-)

@DEZMUHND 11 жыл бұрын

I work for UPS. This guy really called he outlined basically the entire procedure XD

@judah3035 3 жыл бұрын

(6 years ago goodness) I just got off preload shift...Boxline 1!!! We know not all boxes are created equal...hate when I get an irreg and the box is like someone took it to the back and beat it with a bat.

@stankykong8506 3 жыл бұрын

@Raverly G the comment was from 7 years ago lol

@swishfish8858 2 жыл бұрын

@@judah3035 ...that's every box I get from UPS, lmao. My local depot must have some crazy logistical stuff going on.

@Aquitanic 8 жыл бұрын

I just looked up THREE GIRTH UNITS and this was the first thing which makes me happy.

@matthewmoritz7837 3 жыл бұрын

how can 407 people not like this he is halarious i know this is an old video but i love it i watch it everyday mostly

@85nikki96 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel down and need a laugh I come here. And also the eye doctor one. So talented.

@heathertreat 14 жыл бұрын

His comedy is the best because it's clean, simple and everyone in the world can relate to it.

@nathanfarris4125 9 жыл бұрын

i love brian regan

@luminousstrawberries 9 жыл бұрын

Wow, instantly a favorite new comic of mine :) I'm diggin it!

@cmcm410 9 жыл бұрын

@dbyankee27 12 жыл бұрын

I work at UPS and I find this absolutely hilarious!

@Monoxzidex 12 жыл бұрын

"We need the weight and the girth!" *pause* "Okay, goodbye....." :D

@Jimdandy1958 11 жыл бұрын

Thank you Brian: In a world where what is morally and socially acceptable seems to be sinking into lower depths of depravity every day, You sir choose to keep it clean and for that I thank you. You not only always make me laugh, you give me something that I'm glad to share with others with a clean conscience. Keep up the good work and thank you for sharing your gift with us all....Jim

@zachmorgan6982 3 жыл бұрын

My High School teacher use to play his stuff for us. Always amazing and impeccable

@rosalynpieczynski9309 8 жыл бұрын

I put the BOXEN on the scale but I still can't see the NUMBERS!!

@barrya.6212 7 жыл бұрын

Good catch of Regan english. I got a buddy of mine joking about "boxen" all the time ... plural for box .... " many much boxen"

@Stevepelo 6 жыл бұрын

..,, cb3ib

@Milesco 4 жыл бұрын

Brian didn't say "boxen", he said "If I put the box ON the scale...."

@NCTStudio 4 жыл бұрын

Rosalyn Pieczynski we need more moosen

@stonemedia8901 4 жыл бұрын

@@Milesco Brian Regan Live Teacher: Erwin, Erwin what is the plural for ox? Erwin: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen. Teacher: Brian. Brian: Wha-what? Teacher: Brian, what is the plural for box? Brian: Boxen! I bought two boxen of donuts!

@10coolfacts 17 жыл бұрын

"So now what's the procedure?" lmao

@kendra1580 10 жыл бұрын

"Ok i dont know what the weight is....and...i dont know what girth means..." Haha love brian xD

@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

@GrantSchinto 2 жыл бұрын

I become more and more convinced that Brian Regan is the greatest comic who ever lived if that were measured in overall consistency. Utterly amazing.

@embersarts 8 жыл бұрын

Aaahhhhh, zero! I'm not fast enough!

@SunshineCarpetCleaningAZ 4 жыл бұрын

Tattoo Art That was my favorite part

@joeczapka3647 3 жыл бұрын

I've seen him a couple times in concert, and just his presence alone just makes me laugh!

@JoeDoggTV 14 жыл бұрын

lol i just like his facial expressions and how he walks

@entertainmentuniverse4 Жыл бұрын

It’s the way he says the story and shows it as well that still makes me laugh hard. Genius!!!

@cpmow831 2 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest comics ever and he doesn’t have to swear to be funny

@jessehcreative 2 жыл бұрын

I’d check the dislikes on this but I can’t see the NUMBERS!

@mlarkinn 7 жыл бұрын

"Girth units"...love it..and him:)

@lionofjudah6763 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best !!! I hear this guy on Sirius XM radio comedy stations and have me in tears.

@alexiskani4879 12 жыл бұрын

I love Brian. He's truly amazing. He doesn't swear in his comedies. Which is great because it's limited to have that. I'm going to see him in November. But I truly appreciate him! :)

@jw9103 6 жыл бұрын

3 what? Three girth units 🤣

@Kastrenzo74 8 жыл бұрын

Its gonna cover up the NUMBERS

@sga3084 5 жыл бұрын

He's the one comedian I'd watch commercials for

@MarshiiNiakilo 2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing some videos of him when I was younger, not his standup itself but some mock videos on animal jam like stupid in school and emergency room, thats what brought my love for this guy lol him and john mulaney are my favorites, ive been binge watching their standups lately while grinding stuff in ffxiv14. love this dudes standup so much!! hes so funny

@blaaahblahblahblah 9 жыл бұрын

They have a girth of.... three XD

@malwal7 12 жыл бұрын

"I'm too stupid to talk to you."

@Zaranell 16 жыл бұрын

I've seen Brain live twice. Anyone who watches this video can tell why. Truly an excellent stand-up.

@debstein8685 4 жыл бұрын

I heard this bit 13 years ago and I just listened again to share it with someone and it still makes me laugh.

@MasonPimental 12 жыл бұрын

"I'm to stupid to talk to you." LOL

@kirklandmeadows 10 жыл бұрын

I love clean comedy, its funnier.

@MechaFenris 9 жыл бұрын

So true. Clean comedy is devoid of the "filler" words that get the mature rating. Can't use those as a crutch, so the humor is more intelligent, less rambling, and well... you said it. Funnier.

@cameronbrwdway9486 9 жыл бұрын

***** How is that intelligent part even close to true? I can't think of one stand-up legend that didn't swear like a sailor. I guess Cosby and Steve Martin. The rest generally curse, like a lot, and there are some extremely tasteful, intelligent, artful bits that people like Pryor or Carlin have put together.

@MechaFenris 9 жыл бұрын

Cameron Brwdway It's a matter of taste. There's tons of funny comedians who don't work blue. Carlin did wordplay and Pryor was socially conscious. There are more than a couple, if you count Jerry Clower, Jonathan Winters, Red Skelton, George Burns, Jeff Foxworthy, and so forth. Eddie Izzard's pretty clean too. I never implied that working blue is inherently bad, just that most who do use that language in their act generally do so as filler for a lack of intelligent humor. The greats didn't use it as filler, it was part of their act.

@kirklandmeadows 9 жыл бұрын

He's my inspiration and the reason I do clean stand-up.

@HotStrange 6 жыл бұрын

kirkland meadows when it’s Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan it is. Cosby had some moments of genius and Steve Martin, though he wasn’t as “clean”. A lot of clean comedians can’t quite get the formula right. Regan is the only one who can hold a candle to Carlin, Pryor, Chris Rock, etc.

@oambitiousone7100 Жыл бұрын

This man is the patron saint of our house. His lines are so integrated into our vernacular, we quote him at least weekly.

@TheIntrovertWhims 2 жыл бұрын

Someone described Brian Regan as "Seinfeld on steroids" . Perfect description.

@kaylabrown3831 10 жыл бұрын

Awesome! I'm doing this for my speech and debate class humorous speech! LOL

@AerynBella 4 жыл бұрын

OMG This is the best!! "Just dispatch the truck."

@jeremyballon 3 жыл бұрын

My 3 favorite comedians of all time: Jerry Seinfeld, Sebastian Maniscalco, and the very funny Brian Regan.

@dongann1140 3 жыл бұрын

Completely agree.

@gita3088 8 жыл бұрын

Girth units. I love this guy.

@mattmaitland5750 6 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what the weight is and I don't know what girth means...so now what's the procedure?"

@Whateverintheworld 14 жыл бұрын

This guy makes tears come out of my eyes. He is so funny.

@littlekuribohimposte 14 жыл бұрын

You still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!! I love Brian Reagan!

@mannm96 13 жыл бұрын

"still can't see the NUMBERS!"

@Bigbrotrev 13 жыл бұрын

103 people thought the dislike button said."dis I like"

@montinyek6554 4 жыл бұрын

Damn i remember when this was funny

@scourgefan100 12 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan doesnt cuss as much as other comedians, and even without cussing hes awesome

@jpnut37 12 жыл бұрын

I love it. Being on the "inside" some knowledge is taken for granted.

@jonathanc9906 7 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Tim hawkins

@BuckyBKatt42 6 жыл бұрын

just checked out Tim Hawkins because of this comment and now I love him thank you.

@davidjose9808 5 жыл бұрын

Gigg’em Aggie Humor...whoop!

@TheNutshaq 6 жыл бұрын

I love the way he says *NUMBERS*

@Dr00g00 13 жыл бұрын

Comedians who come up with clean comedy are the best and most creative

@TheRyanator5000 13 жыл бұрын

How could someone not like this???????????

@itsmytube62 8 жыл бұрын

3 girth units!

@BenShamoiel 10 жыл бұрын

3 Girth units...lol

@ChocolateApricots 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is hysterical! Thanks for posting!!

@bobbyricigliano2799 4 жыл бұрын

This is easily one of my all time favorite comedy bits.

@Ecarroll7575 8 жыл бұрын

I love you Brian you're so funny!!

@lindaaltmayer3140 7 жыл бұрын

3 girth units!!! That kills me every time

@reehatyonin 4 жыл бұрын

"and you still cant see the NUMBERS.." Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

@coreyownz 14 жыл бұрын

This guy is my favorite stand up comedian of all time lol

@javster4138 7 ай бұрын

Ditto

@cuteiegurl 12 жыл бұрын

And they probably fit on a dolley!!! hahaha I love that part:)

@Hijinked 10 жыл бұрын

Boxen*

@michaellinner7772 2 жыл бұрын

The faces always puts him over the top. He could be saying anything at all and his expressions just make it impossible not to laugh.

@CamiliaSTar 16 жыл бұрын

He's so amazing!!!! Best comedian on the planet.

@veronicam2942 5 жыл бұрын

He kinda reminds me of Will Ferrel.

@SynAstra 12 жыл бұрын

His facial expressions remind me of Jim Carrey XD

@jennymcmillin5668 4 жыл бұрын

Astral Syn But so much better. Carey is like a caricature of himself. Too hyped up. Regan is just silly-believable. But they do both have it going on with physical comedy. “They’re all wearing party hats in the dairy isle...”

@jamesc9327 Жыл бұрын

This is the absolute funniest comedian ever. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

@tga53 14 жыл бұрын

I love Brian Regan he is the best comedian in the world baby!

@titerror0010 9 жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarity!!!

@dirtblock 10 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@samiam101700 11 жыл бұрын

Love u Brian! Don't stop

@MsTameTaz 13 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this I can't breath I almost pass out laughing so hard

@LadyMarie24 11 жыл бұрын

Why do people have such a big problem with Brian Regan?

@rs72098 5 жыл бұрын

Because atheists have to support their broken ideology somehow, they troll Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook videos as well.

@davidjose9808 5 жыл бұрын

Well posed question. Probably because evil is uncomfortable with people who have a conscience.

@DandyLion662a 8 жыл бұрын

No, I'm another guy.

@ilikeubetty 16 жыл бұрын

every time i have seen him live at the end of the show he lets people shout out their favorite bits and then he does them as the encore. funny every time!