The brilliant timing of a bus passing by just before "buses aren't running" is just perfection. 😂

My car is so heavily frosted up I’m going to have to scrap it

As a dad of that age I can confirm this to be true

I hope your reporter managed to get home safely. It did look treacherous out there.

Praying for the UK from Ontario Canada 😹👍

This is the channel GB News could have been

That outside broadcaster doesn't realise that the chaos has been caused by the wrong type of snow.

Throbbing Blizzard sounds like a metal band.

Winds of 4mph. How on earth do we surrvive in such extreme conditions

What a lovely story, which happens at roughly the same time every single year

I've had to watch this with no electricity or internet connection. chaos.

I have a Swedish ex, and he was tickled pink by our inability to cope with the lack of snow we have

Sending thoughts and prayers from Switzerland. My trip across the entire country was delayed by 2 mins earlier this week. We feel your pain. And good luck getting those leaves of the tube tracks in autumn!

This is one of the best channels on KZfaq

Bloody weather, coming over here..

So utterly hilarious, these newscast. makes my day

A Met Office Source was quoted by Radio Mesopotamia as saying the freezing arctic snowstorm that has been expected for 4 days has stsrted this evening in many parts of The British Isles, taking the country by compkete surprise. Almost 1mm of powder snow (about 1/25th of an inch) settled causing flakes to fall on vehicle windscreens requiring wipers to be switched on. Despite amber warnings and motoring organisations pleading drivers to stay home if possible, some foolhardy individuals set out with little fuel in their tanks, no warm clothing, blankets, food, water or torches on board. And of course no British car owner has ever owned snow chains. Obviously all these alarmist precautions are "yet another example of the nanny state going overboard". It's not even like Britain has ever had snow before and ground to a complete standstill. Snowstorm in a teacup.

*Bus drives past “Planes have been grounded, many schools have been closed, and busses just aren’t running…” 😂 perfect.

Just remember to heed the yellow snow warnings,and don't eat yellow snow.

BBC showed a tree falling over in the wind. This is actually what every old tree does. How else is it supposed to be decommissioned before chainsaws were invented?

Great to know Dad still has his freeze peach, despite being cancelled.

This is no joke.... I was working in London when it started to snow. There was a mad dash as they rushed to get home. We stayed. Finished our work, then drove back to Derbyshire. It was actually quicker than normal as all the londoners had gone home or were staying at home, so the roads were pretty empty for once😂

100s of trains cancelled and delayed......just a normal day here in the Uk...lol so true.

God, they don't pay people like Crestfall enough to go out there and endure the hellscape of such awful weather conditions. Fingers crossed he got home safe into the arms of his loving chair. Snow more please, we've had e-bloody-nuff!

Thoughts and prayers for our brave snowplow drivers. They should get paid danger money for their 2 hours work per year.

Excellent. I love the letter from the old bloke 😂😂😂😂

And then there is the Raingeddon 😱

Hahaha- northern tier USA, State of Minnesota, is the opposite; 6 inches of snow and nothing shuts down, except the traffic jams last longer. We like to brag about it. 😂 great satire

I did not know they had a problem with excessive cocaine in the market... Thank you for keeping informed. (I hope there is some left over....)

What a lovely story

😂😂😂 Yes, ice on the inside of single glazed windows, a coal fire in just one room was the norm in the 50s, and lots of fun playing snowballs at school playtime. Damn this global warming!

I remember having to break ice off of windows before I could smash them!

Pure comedy genius as usual guys!

The tone of awestruck sheepishness in the lead anchor is absolutely spot on.

Get your drift. Thanks to the intrepid reporter for braving such hostile conditions to bring us another lovely story.😉😂

Thanks Kevin; such a big, strong man.

Throbbn’ Blizzard? Wasn’t he that Ice Skater guy?

*WE GOT 15CM LAST WEEK* over the top of 2cm of black ice and -12C [edit: here in Bulgaria] - literally nothing stopped working. It was just the same as a normal day - only more white. Even in previous years with 1m of snow everything just keeps working. I don't know what is wrong with the UK

Sorry to comment twice. I have nothing better to do. The second half of this report totally caught me off guard. I’m off to A&E now to see about the pain in my sides.

Thanks for that, it's hell out here.☃️❄️

Seriously, it's been more than twelve years since the pertinent *_Top Gear_* episode. Why don't you have a fleet of magnificent *_Snowbine-Esters_* yet?!1 This is what you get for making Jeremy Clarkson PM instead of James May. Tereza May. Teresa Orlovski? Whatver. I just can't keep you Britischers apart, you all look the same to me. What was I ranting about?

I used to luv asbestos on my cereals in the morning and a good thrashing once at school. mind you what with all this severe weather in London over the last month I've not ventured outside my hut on the north circular. if it wasn't for broken news I'd have know idea whats happening in the country.

*IVE GOT 3 HOUSES* HAHAHAHAHAHahhhahahahah. Thing is, its probably true.

Love you two. Wangerbang and Crestfall.

Well, I prepared for the snow. I bought new crampons for my shoes, and new ice spikes for my crutches. I know where they are, they are in the cupboard, with the unused crampons and spikes from previous years. "Always ready" to quote the famous words of that bloke that got eaten by a T. rex in Jurassic Park, sitting on the toilet, pants down. Or was it Boorish Pfeffel who said it?

Another shocker is 'batteries don't like the cold' even if they're in electric cars.

A few days ago I woke up around 4am and it was extraordinarily light - a glance through the window showed there was a blanket of snow. Well, maybe a sheet. Or a tissue. Anyway, it was sticking. I snuggled back in bed, fearing the worse. Later, I muffled up warm and went out with a shovel and brush to clear the paths and driveway. Someone had clearly made a start on the side roads already. By late afternoon the snow had mysteriously disappeared. No sign of it anywhere. Climate deniers will say it just thawed but for it to go that quickly shows evidence of global warming, doesn't it? Worrying. 😂

Love it! Thank you.

Hillary Arius. Great reporting of up-to-date news, and crystal clear reporting in extreme conditions. The BBC could learn a lot from working for your channel for a couple of days.

I remember this being a joke in Private Eye 50 years ago!....

😂😂😂😂 This was funny and pretty much what the modern media/News/Leaders and people are like now days.

I hope my comments will go through! The news say that we was in the embrace of some Artic Winds surround by a Beast from the North therefore we did the sensible thing and call our jobs that we couldn't come today. So today we do what the news say we stay home wait for the milkman, we got couple of things to deal with as soon as the postman delivered them, Amazon bring the bed this afternoon so tonight we will be exhausted so we will finish the day with a takeaway pizza or a curry. This unpredictable weather is unbearable!

It was bad the post office vans' gearboxes were unusable at the Huntingdon depot, they had frozen solid.

I love seeing the news reports every year about cars stuck in half a millimetre of snow. Snow chains are presumably still not a thing in the UK.

Brilliant!

What snow? I haven't seen any?.....

Absolute genius writing. Well done guys...(or girls).

If you want to make the most of this icy weather you’re going to have to get your skates on. This time tomorrow it will be umbrellas and kite season yet again and as we know that will blow over the country like only wind can do. Get your weather or not, it’s up to you. 😊

I can’t believe my Dad wrote in to say that. No wait, I can.

I've watched and enjoyed a couple of your clips and really enjoyed them. This one was the clincher, you've got another sub. Well done.

Ooooo’ that last minute pensioner swipe did me the world of good!! I’m off to mash the potatoes now, c’ya. ❤ #voteLabour2024

Wangerbang is looking younger. The most accurate report since records began.

This is perfect been watching all your video's so good

I SEE NO SNOW!!!!!!!

One of the best 😂😂 loved Kevin’s input

I've never seen such a catastrophic light powdering of show. 😬

I'm 68 and I'm. endorse this message. No, not really. It was porridge, not asbestos.

I hope you sought permission of every gammon Dad to use that quote. 😂

Wrong kind of snow. 🙄

O'Hare having to have a scarf and bobble hat for this frigid fuck weather. Why can't it just rain like normal?!

Thanks Kevin

So true.

Metro UK popped a tweet on “X” to say that the UK was to be double fisted by snow and ice. Now that is a “Lovely Story”.

The best channel on KZfaq!

Brilliant.

Just a normal day in the UK then? 😂

Hahahahahahahhahaa Too true, it's just what I was thinking looking out my window

Brilliant😂😂😂

😂😂😂 great stuff.

Very true ❤

A little snow 5mm?

Your Dad sounds exactly like my Dad. Are we related?

Gold lads!!! 😂

12° Sunday night 🌙 'Heatwave !' Oh yes, Hosepipe Ban .??

How the hell do you think my parents coped in 1963 one of the longest winters I was a year old then .

Really. I am looking out my window no snow, no rain bright sunshine. Train journeys being interrupted are due to withdrawal of labour. Can’t work out if this is a parody site.

Being nearly seventy im amazed !!

Stay safe! 😂😂😂

Brill!

12c by Sunday!

Love the letter from the 68 year old "dad" your videos are brilliant

Great video but the presenter should have been in snow gear, goggles and standing leaning into the wind 😂

Brilliant 😂😂

Red all over the Maps a few months ago, now one snow flake, 2mm deep and everything stops. All blue (TORY COLOUR) on maps soon, vote for us

Haha, brilliant 😂

what no mention of the wrong type of snow ? what's the world coming to ? in my day you was thankfull when you got snowed in, none of this closing schools because it might snow nonsense. we waited until it snowed to close everything.

Standing looks lovely. Not sure how the reporter made it through the report without severe frostbite in his extremities, presumably he will be popping for a bovril & massage at Mrs Miggin's warm broth & rub down palour to aid recovery.

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