brooklyn 99 cold opens to watch while you eat girl dinner | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

brooklyn 99 cold opens to watch while you eat girl dinner | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

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We picked through some of our favourite niche and underrated Brooklyn Nine-Nine cold opens to give you a little treat whilst you eat your dinner. Whether it's Amy's bomb slash gift for Captain Holt or Jake's podium prank (HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF??) it's here. Did we miss your favourite? Let us know in the comments!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

That first clip shows that Amy is equal parts smart and dumb. She and Dwight are just built different

@parisdelusion 9 ай бұрын

booksmart but not streetsmart lol

@aditi946 3 ай бұрын

She is not stupid at all ...her need for approval from Holt sometimes supercedes her common sense . Happens to the best of us .

@ParachePauline_234 Ай бұрын

Holts sometimes makes her stupid

@b.o4788 10 ай бұрын

The first one is definitely my favorite cold open. "Great gift babe" gets me every single time 😂😂😂

@madunwagbo4769 10 ай бұрын

The recap 😂😂😂

@jazzinikki01 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@axkermans 10 ай бұрын

Things to remember: Terry hates birds! Things to remember better: *TERRY HATES CREEPY CRAWLIES!!!!*

@sirennightshade4977 10 ай бұрын

Equally important to remember: Terry loves talking about himself in the third person!

@laurendegennaro8310 10 ай бұрын

And Terry loves yogurt!

@varshinimayalagu7285 6 ай бұрын

and terry loves love !! and terry loves responsible agricultural practices !!

@vivianaespinoza5281 10 ай бұрын

Jake is king of the cold opening

@seanA416 10 ай бұрын

Absolutely. They could make a show of him just doing cold opens

@Desolat3F0x 10 ай бұрын

The oldest arrest scene seemed so like genuine, those felt like actual reactions

@yoshilu7451 9 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's a compilation of ad libs and that's got some of them 😂

@andrewzapar2585 9 ай бұрын

They were, if you listen closely, Andy samburg called charles Joe

@yoshilu7451 9 ай бұрын

@@andrewzapar2585 oh wow, never noticed! They cover it up enough to make it sound like no, but he definitely is calling the actor by his name 😂

@kaimorg 8 ай бұрын

most of the scene with joe is actual improv! it was so good they just left it in :)

@kaimorg 8 ай бұрын

most of the scene with joe is actual improv! it was so good they just left it in :)

@EmilyroseSnell 10 ай бұрын

The fact that I'm literally sat having a late night pasta pot dinner makes me feel called out 😂

@libbyallen2566 10 ай бұрын

What? I don’t know what this girl dinner thing is 😂

@PepperLettuce 10 ай бұрын

8:18 God, Terry roasted Jake into a crispy well-done barbeque

@theonenonly15 10 ай бұрын

Not me looking for something to watch so I can eat my "girl dinner"😂😂😅

@ZaneCrockett 9 ай бұрын

" your CRAZY how did you pull this off" one of the top 5 captin holt lines.

@aviation.satire 10 ай бұрын

Boyles name for the spider was actually really good😂

@idanlewenhoff2295 10 ай бұрын

Come on man look at that spider!

@JayIgnition 10 ай бұрын

I always forget how hilarious this show was. I realise how much I miss it

@hermiona1147 10 ай бұрын

I still dont know why Holt was laughing so hard at the podium pranks WE NEED ANSWERS

@brigadier-tc8565 9 ай бұрын

Simple. He couldn't believe the sheer audacity and careful planning required to pull off such a deeply hilarious prank

@pranavitoleti4430 8 ай бұрын

And then he calls Kevin to tell him what they did like a proud dad lol

@navdeepsinghchauhan7607 7 ай бұрын

The amount of spider puns at 1:00, 3:39 Boyle made Jake chuckle so hard

@yaphong-weijonathan2683 10 ай бұрын

3:35 Even Joel was shocked. His Oh no was very loud also. 😂

@johndaily263 10 ай бұрын

1:09 The elusive, long thought to be mythical, Rosa smile

@bhaktipadwal6839 9 ай бұрын

Yes Kevin, they moved it whole half inch😂😂

@Reel-Deal 10 ай бұрын

That was absolutely the correct response to a huge spider but those names were also fantastic. Lol

@thaise21 10 ай бұрын

I did watched this while having girl dinner, I love it lmaooo

@saberasurovy2984 10 ай бұрын

I thank God everyday that spiders can't fly.

@hilalk-b 9 ай бұрын

There's no way I watch it while eating. I don't want to choke on my meal even from laughter.😅

@mersss14 8 ай бұрын

Haha it’s exactly what i do everytime. Sit alone for a meal and watch b99 clips

@heathergummypriory 9 ай бұрын

perfect for my girl dinner :)

@gimmeyourwaffles7499 10 ай бұрын

I was eating dinner when i saw this😂

@autumnmikami7478 10 ай бұрын

Whoever is titling these videos is getting their whole paycheck 😂

@idanlewenhoff2295 10 ай бұрын

We have to know what was on the suitcase of mystery! I bet it's scully or Hitchcock and they forgot haha

@BenHolt312 9 ай бұрын

"while you watch eat girl dinner" nice one

@sarahfoley2746 10 ай бұрын

This title 😭🤣😭🤣Someone at ComedyBites knows me too well 😂

@inayahfarheen 10 ай бұрын

Literally eating gurl dinner (breakfast) while watching this

@fhinnes 9 ай бұрын

I did NOT know what girl dinner meant, and my mind went completely somewhere else before Googling it

@ruthyi.3298 10 ай бұрын

the title of this vid is SO TRUE

@fundaaakarsu 9 ай бұрын

I literally just sat down to eat my girl dinner and was looking for a video to watch…

@muniuxx 9 ай бұрын

holt’s silence in the last clip was so loud 😭😭🤣

@humor1012 10 ай бұрын

I'm still wondering how Jake pulled off that prank 😮

@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 10 ай бұрын

I’d probably have the same reaction to having the tarantula on me as Terry did.😅 I just wonder how it got on him so fast. Must be a mutant tarantula.😉😆

@dottyspot 6 ай бұрын

3:24 i love how even Scully was disgusted by Charles's oldest "arrest"..

@rebekahbutcher3746 6 ай бұрын

1:46 I just realized Hitchcock is holding his gun out to shoot the tarantula 😂😂

@therivster 3 ай бұрын

If I were Hitchcock, I would absolutely do the same 😂😂

@leonorsimoes2130 10 ай бұрын

im literally having dinner rn

@ndrsnjms 10 ай бұрын

Girl dinner... So Caleb uploaded this, I see.

@XavierBlackburn777 5 ай бұрын

Gina actually tanned Jake darker than normal😂💀

@marctouss1862 Ай бұрын

that is the fastest tarantula in history..

@No.1EspurrFan 6 ай бұрын

Im actually gonna watch this while I fold towels

@rutalvarezvidal5854 10 ай бұрын

I actually watch those videos when I eat

@NeddyMontz 10 ай бұрын

1:39 Boyle's voice 💀🤣

@bleh5047 9 ай бұрын

Lol fr....what was he saying though? 😂

@toobadhoney6282 10 ай бұрын

How tf did you know I was eating girl dinner

@hrrorlvr 7 ай бұрын

I’m literally having girl dinner as I watch this

@vitzkomilic4634 10 ай бұрын

I feel like im sucking on a tailpipe in here MARCOS!! Hahah one of my absolute favourite cold opens

@derekhandson351 3 ай бұрын

IIRC 3:40 Joe is improving here

@dannystarkridesfixed 9 ай бұрын

I’am wagging Brenda!

@purinsito. 10 ай бұрын

jake is so bbg

@li-vg4bi 10 ай бұрын

who is running this account and can they get a raise

@valerier5538 2 ай бұрын

i finished my girl dinner almost half way through :'(

@patrickn8355 8 ай бұрын

*I AM WAGGING BRENDA!*

@daniellang4190 9 ай бұрын

Spiders are scary up close 😅😅😅😅😅😅

@fancreator_875 10 ай бұрын

What does 'girl dinner' mean? I'm not into modern-day slang or metaphors

@-b_i_b_b_y- 10 ай бұрын

It's a TikTok phrase for talking about calorie restriction without getting reported for promoting eating disorders

@fancreator_875 10 ай бұрын

@@-b_i_b_b_y- oooooohhhhh. Thanks for the help. I owe you a beer one day. 🍻

@itsneverlupus5544 10 ай бұрын

Girl dinner?

@rango90210 10 ай бұрын

Ben reilly origin story

@KingBeevr 10 ай бұрын

I'm not eating dinner right now, but I am hungry for second dinner. I'm heading to Taco Bell.

@maddie1764 9 ай бұрын

... the duck is girl dinner?

@Hulahoop-hv2nr 5 ай бұрын

Where is boy dinner at??😂

@glendisl6890 10 ай бұрын

Mmmm this IS girl dinner

@bakhithajoseph5999 10 ай бұрын

I like how jake pranked holt 😂😂😂😂

@spiritzion 10 ай бұрын

what the hell is girl dinner

@jakepullman4914 10 ай бұрын

Well, it's like a steak dinner, but instead of steak, you have girl.

@wellthisisinteresting4912 10 ай бұрын

@@jakepullman4914wut

@ndrsnjms 10 ай бұрын

@@jakepullman4914get off the internet now, Caleb. 😂

@regrettablemuffin9186 10 ай бұрын

Is this title a drawfee reference?

@AznJsn82091 8 ай бұрын

What's girl dinner?

@makungum 10 ай бұрын

Charles you a victim

@tttsukiii 10 ай бұрын

i do not watch this i hear.

@Sir-Blaze 10 ай бұрын

what is girl dinner?

@overdrive7349 9 ай бұрын

"while you eat girl dinner" Uhhh... what?

@calebsoria1777 10 ай бұрын

So just to recap you left a suspicious item on a police captains desk on a random Monday with s suspicious note that was written by a crazy person. Mhmmm BOMB BOMB EVERYONE OUT

@blurryface433 9 ай бұрын

what is girl dinner

@buddyholly4672 10 ай бұрын

What the hell is girl dinner?

@-b_i_b_b_y- 10 ай бұрын

When you make a really small/low calorie meal, it's a TikTok disordered eating trend. Hoping this channel didn't know and were just jumping on the bandwagon

@as3609 10 ай бұрын

@@-b_i_b_b_y- TikTok is a blight on humanity

@lucaftf 10 ай бұрын

What's girl dinner? Can I not watch this if I'm not a girl

@JohannesB5 10 ай бұрын

Wtf is girl dinner?

@whatwelearned 3 ай бұрын

wtf is "girl dinner"?

@NN-fz4pd 8 ай бұрын

What the hell is girl dinner. Stop trying to make “girl math” and “girl dinner” a thing.

@Momofan69 6 ай бұрын

Girl dinner is eating disorder stuff and girl math was funny until males started to get in on it.

@Zack29810 10 ай бұрын

cringe title.

@someguy4262 10 ай бұрын

#1 - what does "girl dinner" mean? #2 - Probably whatever the answer to that question is the title is sexist, and very much not in keeping with the philosophy of the show.

@calledmedarling 10 ай бұрын

what the hell my guy

@-b_i_b_b_y- 10 ай бұрын

So true. pretty sure TikTok uses "girl dinner" to make eating disorder content escape censors... This channel also made an Office "girl math" vid as well which is another TikTok phrase about girls being bad at math. They need to research their trendy lingo before they make these for ad payouts

@someguy4262 10 ай бұрын

@@-b_i_b_b_y- I've looked into the phrase now and I would say it could be qualified *at best* as a stereotype that could be played as a cute joke in the right circumstances. A broader view is that it simultaneously mocks and encourages restrictive dieting as a purely feminine idea. Because girls only eat small amounts of salad. So yeah, definitely somewhere on the spectrum of sexist.

@tazanteflight8670 10 ай бұрын

The day this show went wokke, I stopped watching, and a few episodes later, they were canceled from low viewership. Oooooops!

@millystars 10 ай бұрын

they weren’t cancelled they ended it on their own terms, no one cares that you’re not progressive get over it

@millystars 10 ай бұрын

plus b99 has always been ‘woke’ have you not realised that 😭😭 there’s a line where hitchcock literally says “get woke scully”

@johndaily263 10 ай бұрын

Joke’s on you, they “went woke” after announcing it was their last season.

@tazanteflight8670 10 ай бұрын

@@johndaily263Either way, woke got canceled. The show isnt on anymore. So the joke isnt on me. The joke is on wokkesters. Your future is so bright,.. you need a searchlight.

@danielskrivan6921 10 ай бұрын

It was already their last season. Which was smart, because it insulated them from "get woke go broke".