Ian gets a lot of mileage out of that "plop" soundbite, which I definitely appreciate.

“little frozen triangle squares” ah yes simple geometry

I unironically adore how Ian puts so much effort into every little aspect of his videos, but also randomly skips major steps while cooking (never measures properly) or makes things pointlessly hard on himself (using a whisk as a pestle, which makes crushing those chips about ten times more difficult than it has any right to be, for instance). Just a hilarious, frustrating, bizarre channel. I love it so much.

When I was a store manager the Doritos loaded were initially released as a 711 exclusive. They made us do a midnight launch for them. It was a big spectacle. I don't know what they were expecting but surprisingly no one showed up at midnight to celebrate the launch of a Doritos flavored mozzarella stick.

The editing is what truly makes these videos perfect.

New brutalfoods lore: Ian lives under the sink and comes out every episode.

the soft, distant “plop” whenever poop is mentioned kills me. its so small and subtle but god its so funny

When you think there's a dead mouse in the oven, but still wanna let the food finish because you're dorito mad.

I’m sure it’s a TON more work, but I definitely liked that you tried to make a better, homemade version of the frozen stuff. I’d like to see more of that. Really fun video like always.

I laugh every time at the hilariously quiet and subtle use of the plop sound

"Looks very edible" "Best thing I've had all day" Ian, honey, u gud? They feeding you at home?

My favorite part about these videos is that Ian knows absolutely nothing about food, like he has no professional knowledge or anything like that. He’s just. A guy. Love it.

"I would read the ingredients but it's a novel" *Shows list* American cheese listed as first ingredient

FUN FACT: Cool Ranch Doritos are labeled 'COOL AMERICAN' in Europe, which is an amazing name.

11:58-13:33 So, I can barely find the motivation to write a short story, but this guy and his family eat one bad frozen Dorito and he writes a great epic from his experience? *Immediately drives to the store, tires screeching*

The quality of these products quickly went from “below average” to “absolute garbage” based on your scoring system.

Glad I'm not the only one that misses those Doritors 3D things.

Holy shit, that "Don't let the devil consume your bum bum" with visuals had me rolling on the floor. That was hilarious.

Cheese spills out during cooking, Ian bites in, "I expected more cheese" XD

“Don’t Let the Devil Consume Your Bum Bum” should be read in schools.

They're like little Triangle... Squares. Harvard: *yo you want a scholarship?*

12:08 is surely an underappreciated moment. Did you did such a great read and editing

It kills me every time Ian stacks his sound clips when he overuses a word. XD

“And into the unforgiving toilet (plop)” I laughed so hard the neighbors heard me lol 😂

As per your request I made these Cool Ranch mozarella sticks for my kids to try, but once I was done I remembered that I had no children, so I went to the nearest elementary school and asked the kids there if they wanted to come home with me and try my Cool Ranch mozarella stick. Needless to say, my inmates in prison really enjoyed them.

Best. Food. Reviews. Ever.

I love the Brutalfoods videos. The editing is hilarious, and your reactions are priceless. It's always worth the wait!

The quiet “plop” when reading the don’t let the devil consume your bum bum review fucking killed me. I love Ian’s style of editing. Keep up the amazing work brutal moose !!

A food review AND a recipe video?! WHAT A TWIST

Let's be honest here, opening something up and finding it full of air where food could have been is the perfect description of opening an actual bag of Doritos

7:37 "Im dissapointed that its uderfilled" 5 pounds of cheese on the plate

"I got a toaster oven for these kinds of videos" toaster oven is never seen again

And to think: somewhere on Ian's hard drive is footage of him climbing into a cabinet for the intro.

Before I even watch the video IAN PLEASE COME OUT OF RANDOM THINGS IN YOU HOUSE MORE OFTEN (if possible) ITS PRETTY FUNNY

Never let this series end. This is amazing.

that moz stick recipe was sub-optimal. Here's how you should ACTUALLY do it. Take your doritos and blend some in a coffee grinder (preferably a clean one, or at least one dedicated to spice grinding) until it is a fine powder. Want to pump up the cool ranch flavor? Throw some dill in there too. Just a pinch. Crush the rest until the consistency of panko Add corn starch to your powdered doritos in a ratio of 3:1 dorito dust/corn starch. Mix well. Take your egg, crack it into a bowl, and add half a teaspoon of water and a pinch of salt. Do NOT forget the salt, this is important. Mix well. Take some FRESH wet mozzarella (not fake string cheese) cut it into a uniform shape and pat dry. Dredge in your corn/dorito dust mix, then into the egg wash, then coat with the panko-ritos. Now, you deep fry this at about 365-375F until it is crispy, and let it drain for a minute on a wire rack Or you can just make regular mozzarella sticks and dip them in ranch dressing.

Dude my girlfriend and I love your brutalfoods videos. You have a hilarious style of hosting and editing. I just generally enjoy whatever you come out with personally

My mom made the mozzarella sticks you made, I have to give them a 8/10! The cheese and chips went together perfectly, the texture was good actually, and I thought the looks were okay! Great job Ian!!

daddytoadsworth should be a writer

Ian stating that he would "volunteering eat these on his own" proves my theory that we are collectively holding him hostage until he eats all the weird food ever.

15:08 Real smooth trying to pretend that you don’t have every piece of Putt Putt trivia memorized

It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, I never expect for Ian to start the video from inside the cupboard.

My gf and I were convinced that the Doritos Loaded snacks were going to be delicious. But thanks to your review, we’ll be purchasing the Mac & Cheetos for sure! Thank you so much!

Plot twist: Ian wrote the Walmart reviews

I'm loving those alien earrings you're sporting in this vid, Ian.

the little violin between your fingers must be very small, but it sure sounds great. gets me every time.

Ian does the best editing in the WORLD, like damn son.

"We gagged" was by far my favorite part. That review was funny.

I gotta say. DaddyToadsworth really got into it.

I've been watching KZfaq for like 8 years now and I can 100% say that BrutalFoods is seriously my favorite series on this platform. It's always a joy to watch, there is not a single bad episode. They're lengthy, full of editing, and Ian's personality with cooking and trying food is always a joy to watch. It's ALWAYS worth the wait for a new video and I love every single one! Never stop making amazing videos Ian

The production quality is through the roof on this one

Ian: I'll probably give it to cool ranch *THE COUNSEL OF NACHO CHEESE DECIDED DEATH UPON THEE*

I wonder how long it takes to edit these. I mean, Ian seems to be filming with two cameras at a time, and that’s a lot of footage on its own. But then, there’s a third camera he uses once in a while. He also uses a ton of extra effects. It must be a pain to do.

Instructions unclear, devil consumed my bum bum.

Honestly no other content notif gets me as excited as a new brutalfoods

Did anyone read the ingredients on the side of the box when he showed us? Well if not I'm your savior. *The cheese is litteraly just American Cheese and Cheddar Cheese mixed together. No wonder he tells us it tastes like fake cheese.*

20:38 "So why don't we try making one?" Yes. YES! PLOP

I love your editing, it's improved greatly since I was last here

i was in iceland a couple years ago and the cool ranch doritos there are called "cool american" anyway good stuff love the video 10/10

5:40 Blue dorito or Red dorito its your choice neo

he really sat down and said " you know what would be hilarious... if I started this video in my kitchen drawer" ...... and he was absolutely right

"Don't Let the Devil Consume Your Bum Bum" by DaddyToadsworth. Truly an American classic.

"Kid's might like that. Feed that to your kid." What about manchildren? Feed that to Chadtronic see what he thinks.

Bruh come to Mexico, they still sell Doritos 3D

Ian is one of those youtubers who wouldn't even need to put a title on his videos, we're gonna click anyway.

*Goopy Goop Goop Gooperino Cheese™* "goop goop!"

Dude your edits are nuts. Have me dead every episode. Great work

Now I'm afraid some grown man is going to pop out of my cabinet and start making some weird foods. Thanks.

The toaster oven was a wise decision. It's a handy device. Do yourself a favor and put some foil in the tray before you use it, though.

(Toaster) oven tip: wrap the tray with tin foil so you don’t have to wash it, just replace the foil

something about seeing how genuine you are about producing content and doing whatever you think is fun and interesting inspired me enough to sit down and draw again today! thanks man!

11:58 Here’s the iconic moving masterpiece of a review: “Don’t let the devil consume your bum bum” By Daddy Toadsworth read by sir Ian Brutalfoods

Ian is the first man to come out the Cabinet

I love Doritos with a passion. I went to Wal-Mart and bought a pack because they looked spectacular. We went straight home with pure excitement and cranked on the oven. A few minutes past and the smell of rotten vomit came crawling from the inside of the stove. We thought that a mouse had died in our oven and started burning. A few more lengthy minutes pasted and the timer set off. We were starving by this point. Opening the oven door exposed the horrid smell like a cloud of smoke. We gagged. As we took out the 'food'. We set the 8 triangles of doom on the counter to cool. Eventually we grabbed a few of the demon triangles and placed them in our virgin mouths. The flavor that oozed out was a disgusting array of satanic fluids. "What the heck are these things filled with?" was asked our selves as we darted to the bathroom, clenching our poor bums. We've never felt the rage of 1000 demons purge through our bodies and into the poor unforgiving toilet. All I can say is that the plumber got a fat check.

Dear Ian, I moved to China a few weeks ago and they have Chicken Flavored Cheetos here...that is all.

I’m watching a grown man review thick Doritos with cheese in them while jazz and classical piano play in the background at 1:30 A:M while hoping my mom doesn’t find me doing this right now, during the Covid-19 Quarantine “break” and I don’t know what is going on with my life anymore.

13:16 *P L O P*

Bag Noise: 6/10. After you pointed it out: 9/10

There is something about his videos that just relaxes me but I'm also giggling at the cuteness of the editing. Like these videos just make me happy.

There seems to be a resurgence of my old favorite, the Chester's Puff Corn, which I only had seen as a kid in the late 90's at the Lake Meade NV general store, sold as fish food for the gargantuan bass that you'd feed like ducks; I only saw it there and nowhere else until now, when it started popping up in Dollar Tree and Cook Brothers here in Chicago. I mainly liked that it had popcorn texture without the annoying hulls that get wedged into your gums.

"We placed them inside our *V I R G I N* mouths"

Ian: “Mentions the curly Cheetos puffs” Me:...(sadness over the loss of the curly Cheetos has increased as the memories return)

I’m a Nacho Huh? guy

"Don't let the Devil consume your Bum-Bum" ...Is that you, Tom Green??

daddytoadsworth’s online review was absolutely amazing

I love how at 13:15 (And 14:51) you just hear a distant "Plop," from your past video, wasn't expecting that little reference. This was awesome, and nice twist on the setup of the video as well. You're one of the few KZfaqrs who I see have actual creative efforts as far as making entertainment, so good on you~

Me: im hungry, what should i do? Me the whole time: watches as many food reviews this guy offers

Can we all just agree that the editing on these videos is top tier?

omg that second review by daddytoadsworth was phenomenally written lmao

I’ve never eaten the Doritos loaded but a buddy of mine ordered some from 7/11 a while back and puked his guts out ... moral of the story is don’t do drugs.

IAN ON THE NET! What a great intro. Perhaps change the location from the kitchen to your desk so that it really feels like a different segment on a TV show. Or something? I don't know. I love this

I've watched this over 5 times in the past 2 months and it never disappoints

"little frozen triangle... squares"

The dramatic reading of the DaddyToadsworth comment made me absolutely lose it and that was only halfway through the video. Loved the BrutalFoodsExperiment too!!! How exciting. Also, Ian, really impressive stunts this video! Fitting yourself in that cabinet at the beginning AND getting back in your chair by climbing over it from behind (that honestly looked really dangerous)? Wow.

Ian, the first ingredient in the Loaded Nacho Cheese snack is American cheese. That's why it tastes so processed, American cheese isn't actually cheese.

"They're like little frozen triangle... Squares"

I always love these videos Ian! Your effort doesn't go unnoticed!

Your gaming/video stuff is great, but brutal foods is why I subbed.

Put foil on your toaster over tray. You'll never need to clean it again.

Why do I always watch these in the middle of the night now I’m hungry