Phillip Rivers and his kids can be the offense

@@jonathanzuckerberg8850 You kidding he has enough kids to fill up every position lol

Gotta have Russell Wilson in there, he’s boarder line creepy with how positive and happy he is. He’s like too good for that to actually be his personality 😂

@@Solznmid speaking of the 2012 class...add Andrew Luck to it too 🤣

Andrew luck at QB

I don't think they'd be allowed to air it...

The camera crew wouldn't survive long enough to get all the footage

Must watch!!!😂

Man that would've been the best season yet

Rating explosion for HBO.

Sacking people on and off the field

@@Kaanfight Nice.

As Chase Young said, “I love being a defensive lineman because I can assault people and not go to jail.”

Got my ass choking on air, you a damn fool 😤😤😤😂😂😂

Every sack would be an assault with Haynesworth around

Exactly what this team needs 😎

Not only do we need a dysfunctional team, we need one that is very spineless

Somehow he manages to be scarier than the team's actual convicted murderer.

that was fucking scary never wanna meet that guy lmao

Dude had shark eyes.

@Tyler Mathis Eli Apple?

@Tyler Mathis he’s on the bengals I think, didn’t he get a late hit on Trevor Lawrence last night?

@Tyler Mathis bengals have the best receiving core in the league and the best safety in the league.

@@juanguzman3675 they picked up the flag, but he hurt himself on the play.

@@juanguzman3675 so yeah he’s basically out of the league now

I laugh to myself many times a month remembering the comment of ‘ ‘Oh shit! Darren Sharper!’ - many women over the years ’

As soon as he got to safety, I was waiting for it. That clip is legendary.

Safety should have been Sharper and Rodney Harrison.

Is he the one who went to jail for the SA stuff?

@@MrSpicabooo yep, he was basically a serial SA-er

Vontaze woulda been a legend in the 80s-2000s

They'd either brawl it out in practice or love each other like brothers. Or both 😂

That clip doesn't leave any doubts lol Maybe it was mistake, or he's not like that. No. Mans evil

@@kid-vf4lu no regard for human life

That clip gives me chills, he's a psychopath

Even serial killers show more emotion than Romanowski.

Just the look in his eyes alone looks like he wants to kill the other guy.

Put Jack Tatum and draft Derek Stingley Jr on the same team instant hatred between the two parties (Tatum paralyzed Stingley’s grandfather)

@@sto1238 how’d that happen?

@@Da9ine5ive Tatum's shoulder pad hit Stingley's helmet as he lowered his head, which compressed and broke his spinal cord. Tatum was violent even for the 70s, but it wasn't an illegal hit at the time. It's also notorious because Tatum never apologised.

What did jalen Ramsey and Richard sheen do there beloved by there peers

@@alexfromproduce1521 both have reputations for their trash talking and intense personalities which could rub people the wrong way. Also in the case of Ramsey, quite a few people felt he was selfish and had a giant ego.

Just imagine how fun practice would be everyday with them lining up against each other

@@SetTheEdge It’d be a waterslide down at the trenches

OJ should lend him some gloves to help him get a good grip

Yeah, his ability to just murder anyone he wanted has proven lethal to other teams' ability to survive.

To be fair there’s still doubt on how involved he was in that night club incident (not excusing his actions but all the evidence points to at worst an obstruction charge) and aside from that he is viewed as a role model

Yeah.Ray lewis.Role Model.outstanding citizen.smh.

Firepower? Ray was more of a melee guy

Ikr😂😂

Should have included Ray Lewis

@@smashingblumpkins100 he ain’t even do anything

@@ecco2ks he killed a man

@@IndomitableZero no he didn’t his friends stabbed them he was a witness

Especially with Lawrence Taylor and Bill Romanowski

@@jks1086 “Don’t do crack kids”- Lawrence Taylor

How about OJ and Hernandez in court

Can’t forget ass sweat

best mullet in the game

Steroids will do that.

Also he may have been good but nowhere near as good as all the hype projected

@@obijuanquenobi1911 I mean he was on his way to do sum thing special buh those injures caught up to em this was before my time buh I could tell it was like cj2k buh wit power like a lot of power😂

Boz was something of a fraud. He was only in it for the money. He was shrewd. He'd made a bundle selling anti-Boz merchandise before the bowl game. Once he got his multi-million dollar contract he was done. However serious his injury was, he had no desire to return from it. He'd made his money and got out.

I was reading comment before commenting these two things lol. I wonder if any Madden game has all these people without creating the older ones

Damn you’re right! Manziel can run so RPO with Juice could be nasty

@@dankorff2093 and the WR's are so good even HE could look okay

@@jacoballen5538 he wasn’t mechanically terrible, or even god awful at running an offense. He just wasn’t as athletic as he duped everyone into thinking in college, and wasn’t ready to be thrust into an nfl offense. Especially the fucking Browns. Man had literally 0 chance from the moment he was drafted. If he went to an actual decent team with great coaching and peer mentor ship, I think he could’ve been okay after a few years of shadowing a quality quarterback.

@@definitelynotjiraiya5063 problem is this situation would be worse than the Browns even thought the talent would be far better.

As a lions fan, yes but still you don’t slam players helmets and step on players, you don’t see any other lion do that today,

@@williamafton627 No, you need to go back to the Alex Karras era when he beat the crap out of an opposing lineman for a cheap clip. The lineman was his own brother.

​@@williamafton627it's almost like it's a joke

Homie really wanted to be an actor that badly lol.

2 of those teams won the superbowl in the last 5 years lol

@@Sapreme ... which proves my point exactly: 2 out of five. Also: do you think many players would write letters of intent today stating they want to play for the Eagles, Super Bowl ring or not? ;)

Albert Haynesworth also ran a man named James Bond (not joking) and his mother-in law off the road in their mustang with his giant pick-up truck.

Say what you will about Burfict, but nobody will ever accuse him of not caring about the game

Dude, Burfict was fined a record total of $5.3 million during his career. Even Lucifer couldn't make Burfict look angelic.

@@SteeleZack yo when was that

@@bigrich6075 2006 , also while still playing with the Titans he also in car accident in late 2008 at which he was driving 100mph in his Ferrari on a Tennessee interstate and collided with another car at which hit a concrete barrier resulting in the driver being partially paralyzed because of it . He was charged in early 2009 (on his Wikipedia page). There is also article about him being charged with simple assault in Virginia at which occurred from a road-rage incident in 2011. The Crime in Sports podcast does whole episode on the Albert Haynesworth a year or so ago, that is where I first heard about the incident with the man named James Bond and more about Hayneworth in general beyond the contract at which he is known for. They point out that he seems to drive like the way he played extremely aggressive and like a asshole and who he should've just paid someone to drive him around.

If he only did the stuff on gamedays, sure. If he did it everyday, it would have been a detriment. As a former crack and meth user, I can say this from experience.

The effects from crack go away so fast that he'd have to do it between every series.

@@boltinabottle6307 17 years clean for me. Keep working hard. Love ya

Tier-list of NFL positions based on how beneficial crack is to them: S: RB, FB, DT, DE, LB, KR, PR, Gunner A: S, CB B: WR, TE, OT, OG C: D: C, P, QB F: K, LS, Holder

Nah, Kareem Hunt

I've got Mike Vanderjagt and Marquette King, with either Pacman or Deion as the kick returner

I mean the kicker would have to be Josh Brown.

@@brandonm949 Dave Meggett as kick returner.

Randall Cunningham as punter?

I second this

Just make team full of guys who won the Walter Payton Award

@@enthusiastofcute you should know that Walter Payton did drugs, m'kay.

@@jetfan925 drugs don’t make you a bad person though (most of the time)

@@jetfan925 yup, but the award is basically the good guy award in the nfl. Kind of like how the Nobel peace prize was named after a guy who sold weapons

And he even beefed with Flemlo too LOL

Plus the couch is paying you to kill people. Every NFL fan would be terrified when they fight against this team. Their favorite player could be actually dead by the end of it

It'll explode before preseason games start

They might make it out of OTAS

They'd probably fight to the death in practice

@@MollyFC Who would throw the first punch though! Vegas would make a killing taking those bets.

@@alexrko2740 mmm hard to say for sure but I'm betting on Romanowski

But I put da team on my back

Same for when he was on the browns

He’s always been a dirty piece of shit, the bountygate was just the most widely publicized and systematic implementation of it we have seen.

I think Ryan should be DC and williams Assistant DC

Yeah, Buddy Ryan punched his own assistant in the face during a game. He definitely belongs on here

Do they count maiming stats? Romanowski mentioned one in this video.

But how many strippers did Pac-Man knock out after the game or maybe even at halftime

Legit read these as actual stats: “Damn 4KO--oh wait”

Bruh literally tried to strangle a female

He stomped out some packer when he was in detroit, pretty badly... He was dominant. Deranged, yup sometimes good trait for a DT/DL, but he was known to lose it when guys were dominating him. Hed cry about them holding, wait fir a good opportunity, and stomp them out. Im a viking fan, hate the packers, even tho they in the division lions like my number 2 team, best fans in tbe league

I was about to say, this defense was just the Titans in the mid 2000s

Manziel is so squirrely that he just ends up trying to out-athlete people and improvise on broken down plays. With all the enemies that this team's defense would make, it's likely any opposing team is gonna want to put down Manziel like a dog in retribution.

Mike Vanderjagt and Todd Sauerbrun are strong contenders for that.

I vote Sebastian Janikowski for kicker. He got arrested for trying to bribe a cop and possession of GHB (on separate occasions), and got into a bar fight the night before Super Bowl 37 lol

Josh Brown, kicker and domestic abuser gotta be on the team

To add some more attention to the team they could add Marquette King as the punter. He doesn’t have a criminal record or anything that I’m aware of, but he was good at making headlines as the only diva punter in the league

I nominate Sebastian Janikowski for the "liquored-up" kicker. He was the one accused of lacing women's drinks with Rohipnol (sp) and date raping them.

Problem is, would guys like night train and deacon jones be any good with modern rules?

So many choices for QB and RB

Agreed. Guy is one of the poster boys of steroid abuse. He played for the IRL team of dysfunctional lunatics in John Madden's Raiders. I mean sure, Aldon Smith is an alcoholic. But Lyle was another level. If he played in this Era, he'd make Burfict and Smith look like angels.

I would totally agree with you. This guy punched a coach over a simple disagreement.

Ah good old budddy ryan what a legend

More steroids than a two year old horse at the Kentucky Derby

A playoff team? Thats assuming the team doesn’t kill each other

If they even make to preseason

From a talent perspective this team would compete for Super Bowls. They would likely lose half the roster to preseason suspensions, and the other half to in season suspension though

@@enthusiastofcute You can get to the playoffs easily if you injure every player on every team you play

ONE OF THE HARDEST HITTING SAFETYS IN DA LEAGUE

Marquette King or Pat McAfee for punter. I’d probably defer to King because he was more of an off-field distraction.

@@michaelstein7510 Yeah I wouldnt call pat dysfunctional as he was a great funny chill guy off the field....as for Marquette king, you hit the nail on the head lol

@@edgeknight1786 Yeah, I thought of him because he’s the first punter to really be known for having a big personality. But King is the perfect fit for this team.

Yeah but Madden doesn't do locker room and media and contract drama

And Richard Sherman

yeah but no one ever paid aj green's fine when he fought ramsey lmaooo. i think he's nowhere near as hated as finnegan, players probably deem his trash talk to generally be within the bounds of acceptability, they clearly didn't feel that way about court

Ok druggie

Well he is also a convicted rapist.. Do we have permission from you to vilify him for that?

He was not that dirty he played like Ronnie Lott and he just played physical

@@jakebuchsbaum3348 Trent Green’s knee has entered the chat.

@@jakebuchsbaum3348 targeting rules and hits below the knee on QBs are all because of him and his dirty plays

Derek Carr for qb?