@worldisending 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as you call it a game they get angry faster than kabul was taken
@123hattan 2 жыл бұрын
Nice analogy, I will steal that one
@Dreaded-Flower 2 жыл бұрын
good one
@OttoGrainer27 2 жыл бұрын
HAAAA!
@jayriddare1605 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!
@freeaudiobooks7469 2 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
@reptigod 2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to buy a Porsche at 52 because I’ll look stupid” Literally playing Second Life at age 52.
@Keygentlemen 2 жыл бұрын
Selling dragons, no less.
@boass 2 жыл бұрын
@@Keygentlemen The manliest profession
@southernpimp5252 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of what he said is next lvl, lmao.
@GojoGunning 2 жыл бұрын
If he’s happy
@phoenixpills 2 жыл бұрын
@@GojoGunning yeah honestly as long as you're vibing and having a good time who cares what you do at specifically 52, that being said it always seems like Second Life people are always edging for drama as if its all there is to entertain yourself, like Daniels dumbass antics would make me laugh, instead they just get offended and act all high and mighty every time lmao
@MoBisley 2 жыл бұрын
"The free stuff is crap" "These small dragons look like they're free" It flew over his head but damn that was a fine insult.
@utes5532 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is a twice-deployed war veteran at 52 and he spends his days selling virtual dragons in an outdated software while posing as a tall, muscled, tan caricature of a male supermodel and e-dating someone that poses like a stereotypical pornstar. This kinda shit makes me realize that I'm far, far away from rock bottom.
@tindekappa9047 2 жыл бұрын
PTSD is a wild disease
@Sernival 2 жыл бұрын
Who'd go on the internet and tell lies?
@cpi3267 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sernival Ikr
@entertainme7523 2 жыл бұрын
you're just jealous he had a girlfriend and dragons
@garymct6860 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'm far and it scares me
@__Andrew 2 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing gets them upset faster than reminding them its a game.
@MrSlaughterrific 2 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping we'd go down the IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S SECOND LIFE route
@Sasquatch10 2 жыл бұрын
That was the moment he snapped xD It's kinda sad really but at least something's giving them a worth of self i guess.
@Rhapbus1 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSlaughterrific i mean, i wouldnt really call it a "game". A game has goals and mechanics and what not. It's like a sandbox or something, on its own its not really much of a game lol
@ryan849 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rhapbus1 sandbox is a type of game
@ccchefccheffchefff 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rhapbus1 in any case it isnt a life
@scslre 2 жыл бұрын
This game is a trip. The people who still play it are like the decaying denizens of The Land of Oz, jabbering incoherently and wandering aimlessly long after the curtains have been drawn and the movie's finished.
@OcarinaOfJesus 2 жыл бұрын
This description had me rolling bro lmao
@93hothead 2 жыл бұрын
Sadge
@nicknickson3650 2 жыл бұрын
Return to Oz was a great movie though, severely underrated.
@botmushin8878 2 жыл бұрын
I think they were the founders and people who put money into the "real estate".
@EncrypticMethods 2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the OG guy he pranked from the Biker house vid years ago. sick
@RandyRelish99 2 жыл бұрын
AFGHANISTAN : TWICE AGE : 52 BLONDE : HOT PORSCHE : OBTAINED TOOK IT BACK : ONE DAY
@nautilus2612 2 жыл бұрын
DRAGON : EXHAUSTED
@TristanGong 2 жыл бұрын
MILLION DOLLARS : LACKING
@andreaswill615 2 жыл бұрын
DNSL: TALIBAN?
@jayriddare1605 2 жыл бұрын
Fvcking Great you guys are.🤣🤣🤣
@hodarov1564 2 жыл бұрын
GROWN: UP
@S0namus 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is 90% of Second Life just middle aged, self conscious edge-lords who are weirdly easy to offend?
@manictiger 2 жыл бұрын
It's what boomers do to process their midlife crisis when they can't afford a Harley.
@zarlg 2 жыл бұрын
Not really, that's just what makes for funny videos.
@DeezN1892 2 жыл бұрын
@@zarlg what mean?
@archibaldt.6 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeezN1892 He means that's the only content really worth making videos about. Since the OP obviously doesn't play Second Life themselves, their only exposure is through videos such as these. As someone who still occasionally plays, I can tell you first-hand that the age range of SL players varies wildly depending on where you go and what subcommunities you're active in.
@sinhalite 2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately yeah, its because their advertisement appeals to primarily 40yo's so people who just genuinely enjoy photography/character design/etc in the game get a bad name as well. its funny too because all their avi's are so damn ugly and outdated because they're too stupid to upgrade
@xen4425 2 жыл бұрын
"It's just a game" such magic words to make everyone on SL turn against you it's hilarious
@Astorath_the_Grim 2 жыл бұрын
They all have the same insecurity.
@johnpilapil9250 2 жыл бұрын
@it’s nun time, nerd yeah but they took kabul in 1 day
@huevote9474 2 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigojps that in itself is really sad and weird
@stupidsnek 2 жыл бұрын
Or called racist somehow
@xen4425 2 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigojps no offense but that comment alone was so dumb
@meltedcow9672 2 жыл бұрын
"You have no manners." *threatens to kill Daniel 5 minutes later*
@artiew8718 2 жыл бұрын
They're always so mad.
@hermanios2152 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen silence of the lambs? Kinda how the manners thing goes
@professorhazard 2 жыл бұрын
It only took like five minutes of conversation to get this guy to land straight on homicide as the next logical sequence of events.
@Wulfwiga 2 жыл бұрын
@@connyswiss4259 you ok ?
@OVKatz 2 жыл бұрын
@@connyswiss4259 I literally didn't understand a single word of this. Are you ok?
@itsfine5818 2 жыл бұрын
Second Life is such an enigma. For a social game, people seem to be really annoyed right off the bat when you talk to them. And God forbid, you mention that it is, indeed, a game and they'll go into instant maximum overdrive as if you've just shattered their illusion of existence. Which you probably did.
@ixinor 2 жыл бұрын
it's a 'sim' luel
@TherealLaserdog 2 жыл бұрын
Second life is a huge wide game with very little new players coming in. Finding someone with a 3 day old account show up randomly at your out of the way pet store legitimately asking to buy second life breedable pets is practically an impossibility.
@Pivotification 2 жыл бұрын
this is very true. I like the digital society aspect of it, in particular when you see new projects build on the decentralised web, that's gonna be the future. However it seems like people nowadays in game are very often very unwilling to put up with anyone. They usually chase the quick fun things and people and ignore the rest.
@nagasako7 2 жыл бұрын
It's GTA RP for boomers. Soon all the zoomers/millennials on GTA RP will be sounding like them
@BigGayIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын
The old people on SL are like that, pretty weird. Younger people are less likely to be immediately hostile lol it's hilarious to see them getting trolled though
@HoloceneDreams 2 жыл бұрын
it makes sense that an afghan vet would be playing this game. theres no way to trigger their ptsd unless a rare daniel comes around and reminds them kabul was retaken in one day by the taliban.
@seamusthatsthedog4819 2 жыл бұрын
If the Taliban had employed Daniel to run psyops maybe they would've taken Kabul in half a day
@skeetskeet5971 2 жыл бұрын
Daniels childlike curiosity just seems to rub people the wrong way
@ianosea 2 жыл бұрын
he just wanted a big dragon that wouldn’t die. Who doesn’t want that???
@Keygentlemen 2 жыл бұрын
like in the movies!
@mmtigan 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ancel7 more commas please
@iwong3357 2 жыл бұрын
Except that one lion furry. That dude was completely open to explaining to Daniel what he was all about. Weirdly, the chillest dude Daniel's dealt with on SL.
@valjohnson7112 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he is editing out a lot of annoyance
@paulschlacter4181 2 жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in one day, you must have not done a very good job" Lmao, fucking savage.
@Patchess 2 жыл бұрын
king
@123motherlove 2 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@larrytheking1071 2 жыл бұрын
Legit felt like I was there, my stomach dropped when he said that 😂
@shronksnipes8724 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao shiet
@panzervalkyrie9299 2 жыл бұрын
😂 No way he’s his parents house in his life …guaranteed
@roguetoken5640 2 жыл бұрын
"I have a mortgage." Daniels still paying for the house from the last video.
@noobaction7720 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHA
@yaboynamedbrady 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he just moved in with his neighbors
@POSTELVIS 2 жыл бұрын
"you're a lunatic" - 52 year old man who sells made up dragons in a 10 year old virtual life game
@StubenhockerElite 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't SL even closer to 20 years now?
@Lo0nex_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@StubenhockerElite yeah it got released in 2003 it's like going back in time watching this shit
@bajenbilly 2 жыл бұрын
And he said he’s been playing for 14 years, goddamn
@UncleJakey9 2 жыл бұрын
For 15 years bro 😂😭
@wattson3683 Жыл бұрын
@@UncleJakey9 I was fifteen back than..my god. And even than..I never played this retarded ass shit
@sissel2 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a Afghanistan ghost that fell to the hands of a man who’s been selling virtual dragons for around a fourth of his life.
@TheodoreHowse 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😂😂😂😭😭
@McDiezel079 2 жыл бұрын
gonna guess the closest this guy has gotten to Afghanistan is in COD
@veritasabsoluta4285 2 жыл бұрын
@@McDiezel079 He probably did serve based on his reaction when Daniel started shit-talking about it lol, every Afghan vet hates what happened
@DevinDTV 2 жыл бұрын
@@McDiezel079 yeah you're right there are zero gamers in the army this is sarcasm btw
@McDiezel079 2 жыл бұрын
@@DevinDTV Who said that? play some ARMA and you'll run into plenty of vets. This guy is just full of shit
@ianosea 2 жыл бұрын
"You keep asking the same stupid questions and I answer them and then you act like you don't understand." The man saw the bait, acknowledge that it was bait, and still took it ☠️
@Aehoooo 2 жыл бұрын
The first victim to actually describe daniels
@sownheard 2 жыл бұрын
He falls for the bait. Because it's a role play server. Interacting with people is basically all people do in role playing games. 😂
@LaughingMan44 2 жыл бұрын
@@sownheard it's not RP
@TheRealSamPreece 2 жыл бұрын
@@LaughingMan44 it's not lol?
@gabriellarena2256 2 жыл бұрын
the thing I noticed about SL players is that they are so desperate for human interaction that they will jump at any opportunity, even if it's to get mad at someone lol
@nork.incz1 2 жыл бұрын
"i don't want to look stupid at 52 buying a porsche car" - shows low poly asset flips that he wants to sell for imaginary money at 53
@Sushi_bar 2 жыл бұрын
bro no way i bet he actually made them from scratch! for years!
@Reoooooooooooooooooooooo 2 жыл бұрын
This is Second Life, it's REAL money
@Camad 2 жыл бұрын
14 years. Hasn’t touched 3D modelling software once.
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
@@Camad I'm sure even the most untalented person can become a 3D expert in well under 14 years, meanwhile this dude hasn't really learned anything of value playing this and also singlehandedly allowed Kabul to fall in one day.
@Totallynotkyubey Жыл бұрын
That kabul line was like a hit right into a weakspot. The way he reacted makes me feel that he plays SL because he is utterly unable to interact with normal people without flipping out.
@joedkat Жыл бұрын
When you put it that way, that's very sad and depressing.
@TheMTNDewd 2 жыл бұрын
If only he would have given the Afghani people some free dragons they wouldn't have taken Kabul in one day
@CarsMeetsBikes 2 жыл бұрын
they call this dragon diplomacy
@ohnowhathappend 2 жыл бұрын
@TheCandleWaxx they could just do the payment stuff later.
@Christian_Luczejko 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine fighting in a war that you're fraudulent government orchestrated and then 10 years later having a youtuber use that fact to belittle you.
@yaboibunsen363 2 жыл бұрын
@@Christian_Luczejko they took kabul in one day
@ZachJ-0 2 жыл бұрын
@@Christian_Luczejko most of them only sign up to get an obligatory Dodge Challenger with their signing bonus
@grasswizard1333 2 жыл бұрын
“I served in Afghanistan” “they look it back in one day” fucking dead
@thepozimotogaming 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a veteran and that shit killed me 😂😂. I could tell the dude really got upset over that 😂
@unjiegays8722 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell I am stitches after hearing him say that 😂😂😂😂
@manictiger 2 жыл бұрын
Dude's a f777ing liar. No vet in the damn entire country "wishes they had a gun". They all have guns, even the one's that aren't supposed to have them. Pure lies.
@DirkDiggler00 2 жыл бұрын
best line by far and I spent 6 months in that shit hole
@elusivekro3837 2 жыл бұрын
2 tours of afgan but been on SL 14 years hmmmm
@Wakish0069 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna buy an exhausted animal" I just love the way it sounds, as if sleeping doesn't exist and the product is broken lmao
@awbr1991 2 жыл бұрын
That dude was actually fucking hilarious. "You don't have 3 days? Are you terminal?" Never stop, Daniel. You're the king. Lmao
@Wimp_Lo_ 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel: [Says anything] Random person: "Excuse me?" Daniel: "Target sighted."
@jesterssketchbook 2 жыл бұрын
simmer down......... manbearpig, simmer down
@Predator23321 2 жыл бұрын
@@jesterssketchbook hey just calm down okay
@snaak7664 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know mcafee survived and is now selling dragons in second life
@Yautja834 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that yacht money back somehow.
@snaak7664 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yautja834 lmao
@Fruitcake69 2 жыл бұрын
Dude thought of this immediately
@1776SolidSnake 2 жыл бұрын
$chwacked
@cookingfanman1234 2 жыл бұрын
They plugged him into Second Life Matrix-style, no wonder he sounds pissed.
@FriarJoe66 2 жыл бұрын
Feels like a conversation between a drunk wizard and a cynical peasant
@adam2O Жыл бұрын
I love how Daniel barely even talks and these people turn into the Dead Rising NPC bosses in seconds lmao.
@theunchartedwolf8996 10 ай бұрын
this is a great comment lol
@hellothere5579 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing your favourite online game then you suddenly hear the legendary *"Hello?"* 🤣🤣
@DrakeValos 2 жыл бұрын
can you hear me?
@austen2751 2 жыл бұрын
My friend was streaming phasmo on discord and that happened. Sadly he left pretty quickly
@treefingers6572 2 жыл бұрын
@@austen2751 yeah he's not gonna get a video out of "oh hey whats up Daniel love your shit man"
@whosaprettykitty5076 2 жыл бұрын
Some people just ruin it by being extra fucking cringe tho. If I ever run into Daniel and I know he’s trolling, I’m gonna let him do his thing with the other people and not ruin it by going, “DANIEL, OMG, OMG, CAN YOU HEAR ME, OK?” Lol. You’d think they know that doing that annoys the hell out of him and ruins his attempt to troll
@LeoVital 2 жыл бұрын
Settle down, okay?
@yungchill69 2 жыл бұрын
The way she snapped when he called them dwarf dragons got me dying rn
@DoctorDeadMoth 2 жыл бұрын
Woman moment
@MiracleFruitClock 2 жыл бұрын
then starts flicking her bean immediately after
@Tom_Lube 2 жыл бұрын
Dude his follow up with 'yea, but they're so small' got me so bad
@adunce.5422 2 жыл бұрын
@@MiracleFruitClock That’s good imagery. How would you feel about writing a sex scene for me?
@wealthybone2990 2 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorDeadMoth I don't think that was a woman.
@returnfreedom 2 жыл бұрын
As a Marine Corps vet, I want to thank you Daniel, for your service. They took it back in one fucking day!
@windowsxseven 2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day.
@cpi3267 2 жыл бұрын
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
@JeremyScout Жыл бұрын
@@cpi3267damn Imran Zakhaev!
@couldntbeproved1392 10 ай бұрын
@@cpi3267that's tough but it's history
@ZugzugZugzugson 2 жыл бұрын
"how much for the dwarf dragon?" female: "THEY'RE NOT DWARVES, THEY'RE BABIES!!!" calm down ok?
@reubena7854 2 жыл бұрын
Hey settle down ok
@spaghettigal 2 жыл бұрын
It's really unnecessary to refer to women as females.
@HallsteinI 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal settle down okay?
@ZugzugZugzugson 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal sorry, i'll refer to them as bitches instead from now on :)
@Wakish0069 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal Why? Women are female
@hotdiggedydemon 2 жыл бұрын
These videos have taught me that there is something very strange about the people who play Second Life.
@evdoke1 2 жыл бұрын
I bet Goofball has a pretty sick Second Life character.
@mrplayfulshade1038 2 жыл бұрын
If your just now realizing this I'm scared for you on the internet
@BlingIsSpring 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrplayfulshade1038 I just now realized this fact and i’m so scared right now dude
@xXxthe_epic_gamerxXx 2 жыл бұрын
so many strange little characters, they don’t feel real
@lysol9059 2 жыл бұрын
second life users are completely in their own personal fantasy life simulation and it's both frightening and amusing
@Br0leg 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t have shit in SL
@iseeyou9488 2 жыл бұрын
@rеtаrd banned 7 life sentences
@niccerkadoabuckado8256 2 жыл бұрын
@rеtаrd kinda antisemitic of you
@oves88 2 жыл бұрын
@@niccerkadoabuckado8256 which is based
@grundierungtaglich6241 2 жыл бұрын
coom dudd
@jsbfkdls 2 жыл бұрын
Still confused why its monthly payment do people buy that?
@ShutTheMuckUp Жыл бұрын
6:29 - He accuses Daniel of not saying "hi" when first making contact...but the video evidence at 0:04 suggests otherwise...
@WelhamGaming 2 жыл бұрын
"You have to pay for stuff, or else you only have what's free, and all the free stuff looks like shit." "Oh ok. Are these dragons free? They look free."
@gamerd9271 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel single-handedly revives the second life trolling genre.
@34marmarmar 2 жыл бұрын
I know that other guy, the one that just makes dumb voices and says obscene stuff. Not that funny. Daniel has that psycho subtly that is just so funny to watch unfold.
@NGRevenant 2 жыл бұрын
The Bad Guys are the kings of SL trolling tbh
@amphg7647 2 жыл бұрын
@@NGRevenant was actually going to mention them as well, the only actually funny sl trolls other than daniel - not that it’s a booming business. Unfortunately the bad guys don’t seem to get much love.
@rvnx 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Lavender Storydel, she was the best at subtly trolling the women in SL
@DrNaz 2 жыл бұрын
@@amphg7647 they're slowly getting nuked from yt
@TheSid42 2 жыл бұрын
“This ones exhausted why would I buy an exhausted animal” unreal quote
@ma-saracen 2 жыл бұрын
He just keeps laying him baits and he just keeps falling to them, surreal!
@tardwrangler 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@smellypatel5272 2 жыл бұрын
06:33 his impersonation of Daniel made me laugh to the point of crying
@brainglow_lightbright 2 ай бұрын
Lol yeah dude
@im4ft622 2 жыл бұрын
“These dragons are not for sale, they’re mine.” Less than a minute later “Would you like to buy a dragon?”
@flashypork 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in awe of Daniel's killer instinct to hone in on the war once the dragon seller brought it up. Daniel can break people down as well as any seasoned interrogator lol
@100dead 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Daniel was a professional interrogator/psychologist of some sort, and specialized in all of the ways you can tilt a person. Like, he does it for a non-content purpose, but his hobby after work is to fuck with people online with those same methods.
@iwong3357 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the dude tossed out that cliched line about what he "fought for" pretty unsolicited. He practically asked for it. What Daniel has is the savage, coldly-sociopathic instinct to pounce on that without a second thought.
@JadeEverduske 2 жыл бұрын
@@100dead Or he's just a sociopath. They are notoriously good at breaking people down.
@scootcha 2 жыл бұрын
@@JadeEverduske stop throwing around words and diagnosis you don't understand
@vaahtobileet 2 жыл бұрын
@@iwong3357 yeah. "This is what I fought for?" says man selling dragons in a videogame. What a true American hero.
@TheHarimgrebduhl 2 жыл бұрын
"You have no manners." >Instantly hostile when a new player asks about the dragons
@solidstatedrive 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the first thing Daniels said was "hELLo"
@JoJo-rm8lc 2 жыл бұрын
1000th like lol
@Jay_Bee_Beats 2 жыл бұрын
7:00 hahaha, you absolute legend. "They took it back in 1 day" I'm dead 😂
@jollygrapefruit786 2 жыл бұрын
This 52 year old man spends large amounts of his days walking around this low res virtual world that's completely devoid of any soul breeding virtual dragons, and he started when he was 38
@boredapathetic Жыл бұрын
I want a long form interview and documentary with this man.
@BunkFintzmeyer 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm 52, I'm a grown up." -Man on SECOND LIFE
@TS-qg7bc 2 жыл бұрын
Grown ass man
@QuasiTronOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@TS-qg7bc Grown up two times, its his second life.
@barial1 2 жыл бұрын
second life is like 99% boomers, not surprising
@YEPCLOCK69 2 жыл бұрын
@@QuasiTronOfficial lmao
@nagasako7 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see these Second Life videos of people 50+ online I get 2nd Hand Depression. That's no way to live life at their age. Shits depressing af with context
@mustbe9860 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit “they took it back pretty quick” HAHAHAHAHAHA
@s--b 2 жыл бұрын
I wheezed so hard
@holhorse3808 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel says "in 1 day" four times here. And it's fucking hilarious every time.
@Ceb773 2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video it's almost too much lmfao Daniel not holding anything back
@jbayley6963 2 жыл бұрын
It was too good
@thatsithlord9906 2 жыл бұрын
That line killed me
@wild6702 2 жыл бұрын
You know he has a point, an ongoing real-world cost to keep a virtual pet does feel like a scam.
@musicparty1990 6 ай бұрын
Lol I love how he completely ignored your hello, but he immediately caught onto "you're thinking of buying a dragon" dude was looking for a bad time
@derekcarter4402 2 жыл бұрын
These second life players are the best roleplayers in the world and they don’t even know what role playing is
@JTshinrod42 2 жыл бұрын
Your comment is VERY underrated
@24karatHAMSTER 2 жыл бұрын
Top lol
@thefallenknight2354 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. They believe they live that reality lol. Both physically, and mentally.
@igorigor3960 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefallenknight2354 real money makes it kinda more real
@Courtesyflush52 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorigor3960 it makes it that much sadder too
@cleetus1715 2 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy had all the dragons and three girls. What a alpha
@DoctorEdgarMcQuack 2 жыл бұрын
they sound like "girls" alright
@DefSpac3 2 жыл бұрын
But he couldn't hold Afghanistan
@panzervalkyrie9299 2 жыл бұрын
He even sounds like he’s 400lb minimum
@comendador2612 2 жыл бұрын
More like coomer
@wugglewuggle8233 2 жыл бұрын
@defspace lmfao
@0Bennyman 2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for your service" Daniel is being surprisingly nice what's goi- "They took it back pretty quickly though...In one day"
@CM_Clarke 2 жыл бұрын
“They took Kabul in one day” chefs kiss
@VTRinNights 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel gave a third PTSD to this man.
@casperd2100 2 жыл бұрын
SL is a containment dream chamber for losers with big egos and Daniels is bringing them reality lololol
@charlie1234500 2 жыл бұрын
@@casperd2100 It's like twitter but with 3D character models.
@Nabooru956 2 жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in one day" I swear Daniel has the best sound bytes
@Venomixia 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@TheDifferenced 2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeeeeeeesh *kabul* sheeeeeeeesh DAMN DANIEL!
@mumplol 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDifferenced ?
@felipdn3329 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDifferenced ?
@smellypatel5272 2 жыл бұрын
@@mumplol he's a lunatic, just like Daniel
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar Жыл бұрын
My dad was in Afghanistan 6 times and I don't see him going online selling polygon dragons. Thank fuck.
@BeenJamin66 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like stumbling upon an ancient native tribe that has not seen the outside world
@DCGMatthew1 2 жыл бұрын
Second Life is a fever dream. How does it exist? How do these people exist?
@Vandyno 2 жыл бұрын
Thats what I'm left wondering after each video... There's a 52 year old veteran who's been selling dragons for 14 years online. That dude is just... out there. He exists. Better yet, he is extremely fucking serious about his dragon sales.
@jin4006 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vandyno Just like any video game it something that your brain enjoys. You cannot explain human intrest, it just is.
@chinchilla505 2 жыл бұрын
Be in your fifties, work dead end job for 20+ years, be divorced, or single. Nothing left to do besides drink beer, perhaps smoke cigarettes and spend money on 2nd life and wait out the clock of life ! I know a guy exactly like this at my work, I work at a truck manufacturing facility! He is a relatively nice fellow, but rough around the edges in that blue collar boomer way, and can talk alot about video games
@electrotoxins 2 жыл бұрын
They don't
@Vandyno 2 жыл бұрын
@@jin4006 I want to agree with you, but if I ever sell dragons on 2nd life I want someone to put a bullet in me.
@3dDoener 2 жыл бұрын
"They're not for sale." *three seconds later* "You wanna buy one?"
@XxInfinityxXTimer 2 жыл бұрын
Why buy when you can just download a dragon mod in minecraft and ride one for free with better gameplay
@327legoman 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer SL has a weird ass farming system where you can legit sell those dragons or whatever for hundreds and thousands.
@3N2sw Жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in 1 day." Famous last words
@75jeweetzelf 2 жыл бұрын
Second Life, the simulation of purgatory where you drift aimlessly together with other lost souls trying to find some sort of meaning to your existence. These people are so detached from reality and so far up their own ass you can disturb them by just saying “all of this isnt real”
@Tammc09 2 жыл бұрын
"I already have the beautiful blonde" *mouthbreathing intensifies*
@regan6983 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me so uncomfortable that she chose to turn on her microphone just to do that ;(
@JoJo-rm8lc 2 жыл бұрын
@@regan6983 It was so fucking out of place and funny.
@DaBoogalou 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was flicking the bean
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf was that?
@MrDextrator Жыл бұрын
1:33 that was so disqusting and creepy
@Barnaclebeard 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much we learn about this guy, his backstory, and his weird sexuality without Daniel asking question one.
@jerrytime3645 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. It makes sense why we all watch these vids
@highonlife2323 2 жыл бұрын
these are just boomers with too much time on their hands lol this game is so sad
@Dorf274 2 жыл бұрын
@@highonlife2323 At least it keeps them occupied.
@stuffenjoyer2223 2 жыл бұрын
@@highonlife2323 it makes me wonder if Stephen Paddock was an avid player in one of these games. And one day he realized this is his life, went berserk, and shot up a concert
@Aardvarked88 2 жыл бұрын
@@stuffenjoyer2223 truly bizarre comment
@azs7000 Жыл бұрын
2:15 daniel says those 4 magic words that always set them off
@ninetyfivetv6376 Жыл бұрын
6:29 He is lying, Daniel said 'hello', he always does.
@ADistantWail 2 жыл бұрын
The dragons are really metaphors for Afghanistan. You spend a lot of money on your dragon, but if you stop feeding it, it dies. Oh well, onto the next dragon.
@DrHard1 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, u just made my day, great joke
@srgfkct3544 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrHard1 Joke? :D
@doofsdoofs 2 жыл бұрын
"Aphganistan"
@ADistantWail 2 жыл бұрын
@@doofsdoofs How humiliating. To unknowingly commit a grammatical error in a KZfaq comment, how abhorrent of myself. I have attempted to right the error of my ways, but I know I cannot be forgiven. Farewell, friends. The Talibean says I'm to be hung by the femur in the streets of Cobble. That way, I never make a mathematical airor again.
@cpi3267 2 жыл бұрын
I like that
@IAmSplate 2 жыл бұрын
I am eternally curious as to this woman’s relation to the man. Is she his wife in real life? Is she a groupie for the veteran dragon seller? Is she in love with this online man and his dragons? The world may never know
@blazo8700 2 жыл бұрын
its obviously a dude
@Frexter 2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day!
@Ray25689 2 жыл бұрын
@@blazo8700 not by the sound of her voice tho
@nmhowl8071 2 жыл бұрын
SL is literally just old people living vicariously through avatars they wish they looked like, having relationships they wished they could have in real life. It’s the saddest thing ever.
@zackattack9228 2 жыл бұрын
it sounds like a voice changer
@zack1140 2 жыл бұрын
The guy had patience, I admit. But the moment D called SL a game, he snapped and started name calling lmfao.
@niklo322 Жыл бұрын
I love how he can easily adapt and roast them in their own wierd world
@ShieldsAUS 2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for your service" "Well.. thank you for your support.." ..."they took it back pretty quickly though, in one day. So something tells me you guys didn't do a good job" Holy shit lmaoooo
@metanovus 2 жыл бұрын
rekt
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
Daniel's voice gets increasingly more and more aggressive during that last line lmao
@DJ-fb9cf Жыл бұрын
@@Knapperoni The most emotion I've heard in his voice ever lmao
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
@@DJ-fb9cf It threw me off so hard the first time I watched it lmaooooooooo
@kalashnikov1343 2 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for Daniel. He just wants to buy a dragon, or feed the community tacos, and it always devolves into this.
@RootedHat 2 жыл бұрын
Are they dwarf dragons?
@xyvxyethe5584 2 жыл бұрын
exactly
@BimmerWon 2 жыл бұрын
Well as they say, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
@Ozuka17 10 ай бұрын
"But this is a game" The codephrase to turn any SL user into total war mode
@rocko3852 2 жыл бұрын
When he looks at the blonde moaning at 1:30 LOL. Lost my shit
@Berd 2 жыл бұрын
so did you get it? the dragon
@marlinanenomeposeidonthdar4677 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he did the dragon the balls the dragon the balls the I don’t the think he the dragon balls don’t I he did.
@6purplepineapples 2 жыл бұрын
Berd selling berds on second berd
@secretname2670 2 жыл бұрын
Probably not
@ZenZill 2 жыл бұрын
LOL this comment section is insane
@iamharryrose 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most angry 52 year old Dutch ex-army second life dragon sellers I've seen this week
@manictiger 2 жыл бұрын
Former Army part is a lie. Only thing this guy served, was sloppy bjs in the back of an alley.
@JaronDenneyGaming 2 жыл бұрын
1:28 made me the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my entire life
@RueKing 2 жыл бұрын
The payoff at the end made it all worth it. "They took Kabul in one day."
@southernpimp5252 2 жыл бұрын
52 with 14 years invested into SL, that’s the definition of a tragic existence.
@NegHead 2 жыл бұрын
Umm, excuse me? How many dragons do you own? Did you punch the tally ban twice times?? Yeah, diden't not thinked so m8
@harrydubois6619 2 жыл бұрын
@@NegHead They took Kabul in one day
@XxInfinityxXTimer 2 жыл бұрын
@@NegHead I used to owned a dragon and ride it back in roblox and I feel like a chad at 11 years old. Sadly that place is gone
@Turboviikinki 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine fighting and seeing shit in Afghanistan has something to do with it
@mynamesjudge 2 жыл бұрын
@@Turboviikinki That's why you shouldn't become a mercenary, no matter how much welfare the government dangles in front of you.
@bazdarinothebizier9085 2 жыл бұрын
"Wait so these are females?" *audible groans* Never change Daniel
@sdfrasvxc2913 2 жыл бұрын
are these all asleep? sus *0_0*
@user-eg5dd3mk3e 2 жыл бұрын
“No their wide awake, can you see that? Fucking lunatic.”
@AnEternalEnigma 2 жыл бұрын
This is the future Mark Zuckerberg wants
@Puzzl3man Жыл бұрын
THEY'RE NAWT DWARFS, THEY'RE BABIES *sex noises*
@CrayonMechant 2 жыл бұрын
You know the saying "if you don't have a dragon by 50, you failed at life" has never been more true
@XxInfinityxXTimer 2 жыл бұрын
When a roblox place that allows you to raise a dragon and ride them can give you more enjoyment compare to this second life game
@lukavidic9990 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer lmao
@WiresDawson 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer second *game
@LordBattleSmurf 2 жыл бұрын
They told me if i remained a virgin until 30 i would become a wizard, i think maybe they lied?
@JustSayRance 2 жыл бұрын
People pretend that talking to Daniel is a waste of time... Yet, they've been playing SL for more than 2 decennia.
@trickyok 2 жыл бұрын
Decennia?
@FluufyPvPTM 2 жыл бұрын
@@trickyok that's thousands
@yoyoyo761 2 жыл бұрын
@@FluufyPvPTM dec- means ten. millennia is thousands.
@starfoxdelta 2 жыл бұрын
@@yoyoyo761 wow 1000 10's is a lot
@kevinblack6702 2 жыл бұрын
iT hAsEnT eVeN bEeN oUt tHaT lOnG
@peterschmidt4212 2 жыл бұрын
1:33 made me feel wierd. I feel the urge to take a shower.
@adoptedveryishungry 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for *A23*
@ImNotFine44 Жыл бұрын
What the hell is with the names?
@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 Жыл бұрын
Three channels so maybe he's temporary marking them to tell the difference?
@ImNotFine44 Жыл бұрын
@@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 why’d he change the latest video’s thumbnail though. I liked the original. Edit: nevermind, its back. God this channel is weird.
@SniperDiplomat 2 жыл бұрын
"They took it back in one day" was such a genius method of trolling and the result was probably better than Daniel had ever dreamed possible.
@Nayhan123 2 жыл бұрын
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@SniperDiplomat 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nayhan123 hell yeah dude
@thefriko9812 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like Daniel isn't amazed by the reactions he get's when he talks, so, he must be far away from our level xD
@CDXLIV444 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he got destroyed
@maxuabo 2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day
@envy928 2 жыл бұрын
>52 >numerous kills to your name >been selling virtual dragons that don't exist for 14 years
@faceless2302 2 жыл бұрын
what swallowing dust does to a mf
@pilgrimm 2 жыл бұрын
@@faceless2302 fax
@catmeowkittycat 2 жыл бұрын
its probably pretty lucrative, selling virtual bullshit that costs money every month to 'feed'
@renclave 2 жыл бұрын
@@catmeowkittycat Yeah....assuming he has 10 customers (unlikely with the game's population) he'd be getting a whopping 20~ USD a month on the "feed." Pays for this guys' cheetos. I'd trade breedable bad dragons for free cheetos.
@cpi3267 2 жыл бұрын
@@faceless2302 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@gavindawson3108 2 жыл бұрын
"i'm thinking of buying a Porsche in real life but i'd look stupid in it because i'm 52" Says the 52 year old man role playing as a dragon breeder in second life....
@waqqashanafi 2 жыл бұрын
They DID take Kabul in one day tho.
@HornDave 2 жыл бұрын
"If you want the free stuff it looks like crap" "These small ones look like they're free"
@SilentMott 2 жыл бұрын
Unreleased generic N64 dragon game levels of quality here my friend. This is the good shit.
@PurplePimp221 2 жыл бұрын
didn’t think daniel’s new catchphrase would be “they took Kabul in one day”
@Resanctify 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the point though, if you take out all your dudes from one place, of course other dudes are going to move in.
@imraneyubov1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Resanctify There is no point. Daniel is just trolling him to get a reaction. That's what trolls do, they try to bait you.
@luan.galaxy 2 жыл бұрын
@@imraneyubov1 Nah pretty sure Daniel was making a fine critique at the US Military's war strategies
@Loromir17 2 жыл бұрын
@@luan.galaxy Daniels rust videos prove he's very well versed in gorilla warfare
@nerdaitami7205 2 жыл бұрын
@@Resanctify well the issue is the Afghan government whas supposed to have an army...
@CarefulHowYouStep 10 ай бұрын
gotta love how the salesman immediately starts trying to disuade him from buying a dragon like "you gotta feed it every day...." hes literally hinting "you have to play this every day and pay bills for it like irl" what a pathetic life.
@Floating.Point. Жыл бұрын
Invader terrorist ended up with PTSD, bad attitude and selling dragons in a browser game. Oh whale… 🐳
@benwright4096 2 жыл бұрын
when the lady moans after he said he has a beatiful blond is the cringest thing ever 1:25
@depressedluigi7719 2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did she even do????
@holhorse3808 2 жыл бұрын
"lady"
@pimaster1798 2 жыл бұрын
I could smell her breath from here
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 2 жыл бұрын
@@depressedluigi7719 Breathed into the microphone
@anityyu 2 жыл бұрын
i thought she was yawning or something lmao
@Octopetala 2 жыл бұрын
This guy went to Afghanistan twice then spent the next 14 years breeding and selling dragons on SecondLife. They took Kabul in 1 day thanks to this guy.
@wojt0961 2 жыл бұрын
cash in hand mate
@Octopetala 2 жыл бұрын
@@wojt0961 dead set
@whom.d2549 2 жыл бұрын
Nah they took Kabul because the afghani soldiers are useless.
@TK2692 2 жыл бұрын
What do you want to bet that if he actually did go to Afghanistan his actual role was nothing but driving a forklift in a warehouse or doing paperwork?
@Octopetala 2 жыл бұрын
@@whom.d2549 yeah nah this guy is totally the sole reason Kabul fell totally wasn’t a joke or anything
@FriarJoe66 2 жыл бұрын
We only went to Afghanistan to harvest their dragons
@deathstr1ker6666 2 жыл бұрын
Kabul was taken in one day because they only had dwarf dragons there.
@timtrainage 2 жыл бұрын
6:31 "You came here you didn't say hi..." Literally the very first thing Daniel says: Hello?
@okplain 2 жыл бұрын
14 year on second life. Respect your veterans
@HallsteinI 2 жыл бұрын
He did two tours in *looks up SL cities* Kama City
@okplain 2 жыл бұрын
@@HallsteinI what a trooper. salute
@cpi3267 2 жыл бұрын
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
@CanadianMrBeast 2 жыл бұрын
“you got something terminal?” literally spat out my beverage
@sharifphoosakul9903 2 жыл бұрын
First of all you have no manners, you came here u didnt say hi ... DNSL : 0:04