As soon as you call it a game they get angry faster than kabul was taken
@123hattan2 жыл бұрын
Nice analogy, I will steal that one
@Dreaded-Flower2 жыл бұрын
good one
@OttoGrainer272 жыл бұрын
HAAAA!
@jayriddare16052 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!
@freeaudiobooks74692 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
@reptigod2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to buy a Porsche at 52 because I’ll look stupid” Literally playing Second Life at age 52.
@Keygentlemen2 жыл бұрын
Selling dragons, no less.
@boass2 жыл бұрын
@@Keygentlemen The manliest profession
@southernpimp52522 жыл бұрын
The irony of what he said is next lvl, lmao.
@GojoGunning2 жыл бұрын
If he’s happy
@phoenixpills2 жыл бұрын
@@GojoGunning yeah honestly as long as you're vibing and having a good time who cares what you do at specifically 52, that being said it always seems like Second Life people are always edging for drama as if its all there is to entertain yourself, like Daniels dumbass antics would make me laugh, instead they just get offended and act all high and mighty every time lmao
@MoBisley2 жыл бұрын
"The free stuff is crap" "These small dragons look like they're free" It flew over his head but damn that was a fine insult.
@utes55322 жыл бұрын
This dude is a twice-deployed war veteran at 52 and he spends his days selling virtual dragons in an outdated software while posing as a tall, muscled, tan caricature of a male supermodel and e-dating someone that poses like a stereotypical pornstar. This kinda shit makes me realize that I'm far, far away from rock bottom.
@tindekappa90472 жыл бұрын
PTSD is a wild disease
@Sernival2 жыл бұрын
Who'd go on the internet and tell lies?
@cpi32672 жыл бұрын
@@Sernival Ikr
@entertainme75232 жыл бұрын
you're just jealous he had a girlfriend and dragons
@garymct68602 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'm far and it scares me
@__Andrew2 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing gets them upset faster than reminding them its a game.
@MrSlaughterrific2 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping we'd go down the IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S SECOND LIFE route
@Sasquatch102 жыл бұрын
That was the moment he snapped xD It's kinda sad really but at least something's giving them a worth of self i guess.
@Rhapbus12 жыл бұрын
@@MrSlaughterrific i mean, i wouldnt really call it a "game". A game has goals and mechanics and what not. It's like a sandbox or something, on its own its not really much of a game lol
@ryan8492 жыл бұрын
@@Rhapbus1 sandbox is a type of game
@ccchefccheffchefff2 жыл бұрын
@@Rhapbus1 in any case it isnt a life
@scslre2 жыл бұрын
This game is a trip. The people who still play it are like the decaying denizens of The Land of Oz, jabbering incoherently and wandering aimlessly long after the curtains have been drawn and the movie's finished.
@OcarinaOfJesus2 жыл бұрын
This description had me rolling bro lmao
@93hothead2 жыл бұрын
Sadge
@nicknickson36502 жыл бұрын
Return to Oz was a great movie though, severely underrated.
@botmushin88782 жыл бұрын
I think they were the founders and people who put money into the "real estate".
@EncrypticMethods2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the OG guy he pranked from the Biker house vid years ago. sick
@RandyRelish992 жыл бұрын
AFGHANISTAN : TWICE AGE : 52 BLONDE : HOT PORSCHE : OBTAINED TOOK IT BACK : ONE DAY
@nautilus26122 жыл бұрын
DRAGON : EXHAUSTED
@TristanGong2 жыл бұрын
MILLION DOLLARS : LACKING
@andreaswill6152 жыл бұрын
DNSL: TALIBAN?
@jayriddare16052 жыл бұрын
Fvcking Great you guys are.🤣🤣🤣
@hodarov15642 жыл бұрын
GROWN: UP
@S0namus2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is 90% of Second Life just middle aged, self conscious edge-lords who are weirdly easy to offend?
@manictiger2 жыл бұрын
It's what boomers do to process their midlife crisis when they can't afford a Harley.
@zarlg2 жыл бұрын
Not really, that's just what makes for funny videos.
@DeezN18922 жыл бұрын
@@zarlg what mean?
@archibaldt.62 жыл бұрын
@@DeezN1892 He means that's the only content really worth making videos about. Since the OP obviously doesn't play Second Life themselves, their only exposure is through videos such as these. As someone who still occasionally plays, I can tell you first-hand that the age range of SL players varies wildly depending on where you go and what subcommunities you're active in.
@sinhalite2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately yeah, its because their advertisement appeals to primarily 40yo's so people who just genuinely enjoy photography/character design/etc in the game get a bad name as well. its funny too because all their avi's are so damn ugly and outdated because they're too stupid to upgrade
@xen44252 жыл бұрын
"It's just a game" such magic words to make everyone on SL turn against you it's hilarious
@Astorath_the_Grim2 жыл бұрын
They all have the same insecurity.
@johnpilapil92502 жыл бұрын
@it’s nun time, nerd yeah but they took kabul in 1 day
@huevote94742 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigojps that in itself is really sad and weird
@stupidsnek2 жыл бұрын
Or called racist somehow
@xen44252 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigojps no offense but that comment alone was so dumb
@meltedcow96722 жыл бұрын
"You have no manners." *threatens to kill Daniel 5 minutes later*
@artiew87182 жыл бұрын
They're always so mad.
@hermanios21522 жыл бұрын
Have you seen silence of the lambs? Kinda how the manners thing goes
@professorhazard2 жыл бұрын
It only took like five minutes of conversation to get this guy to land straight on homicide as the next logical sequence of events.
@Wulfwiga2 жыл бұрын
@@connyswiss4259 you ok ?
@OVKatz2 жыл бұрын
@@connyswiss4259 I literally didn't understand a single word of this. Are you ok?
@itsfine58182 жыл бұрын
Second Life is such an enigma. For a social game, people seem to be really annoyed right off the bat when you talk to them. And God forbid, you mention that it is, indeed, a game and they'll go into instant maximum overdrive as if you've just shattered their illusion of existence. Which you probably did.
@ixinor2 жыл бұрын
it's a 'sim' luel
@TherealLaserdog2 жыл бұрын
Second life is a huge wide game with very little new players coming in. Finding someone with a 3 day old account show up randomly at your out of the way pet store legitimately asking to buy second life breedable pets is practically an impossibility.
@Pivotification2 жыл бұрын
this is very true. I like the digital society aspect of it, in particular when you see new projects build on the decentralised web, that's gonna be the future. However it seems like people nowadays in game are very often very unwilling to put up with anyone. They usually chase the quick fun things and people and ignore the rest.
@nagasako72 жыл бұрын
It's GTA RP for boomers. Soon all the zoomers/millennials on GTA RP will be sounding like them
@BigGayIncorporated2 жыл бұрын
The old people on SL are like that, pretty weird. Younger people are less likely to be immediately hostile lol it's hilarious to see them getting trolled though
@HoloceneDreams2 жыл бұрын
it makes sense that an afghan vet would be playing this game. theres no way to trigger their ptsd unless a rare daniel comes around and reminds them kabul was retaken in one day by the taliban.
@seamusthatsthedog48192 жыл бұрын
If the Taliban had employed Daniel to run psyops maybe they would've taken Kabul in half a day
@skeetskeet59712 жыл бұрын
Daniels childlike curiosity just seems to rub people the wrong way
@ianosea2 жыл бұрын
he just wanted a big dragon that wouldn’t die. Who doesn’t want that???
@Keygentlemen2 жыл бұрын
like in the movies!
@mmtigan2 жыл бұрын
@@Ancel7 more commas please
@iwong33572 жыл бұрын
Except that one lion furry. That dude was completely open to explaining to Daniel what he was all about. Weirdly, the chillest dude Daniel's dealt with on SL.
@valjohnson71122 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he is editing out a lot of annoyance
@paulschlacter41812 жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in one day, you must have not done a very good job" Lmao, fucking savage.
@Patchess2 жыл бұрын
king
@123motherlove2 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@larrytheking10712 жыл бұрын
Legit felt like I was there, my stomach dropped when he said that 😂
@shronksnipes87242 жыл бұрын
Lmao shiet
@panzervalkyrie92992 жыл бұрын
😂 No way he’s his parents house in his life …guaranteed
@roguetoken56402 жыл бұрын
"I have a mortgage." Daniels still paying for the house from the last video.
@noobaction77202 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHA
@yaboynamedbrady2 жыл бұрын
Nah he just moved in with his neighbors
@POSTELVIS2 жыл бұрын
"you're a lunatic" - 52 year old man who sells made up dragons in a 10 year old virtual life game
@StubenhockerElite2 жыл бұрын
Isn't SL even closer to 20 years now?
@Lo0nex_2 жыл бұрын
@@StubenhockerElite yeah it got released in 2003 it's like going back in time watching this shit
@bajenbilly2 жыл бұрын
And he said he’s been playing for 14 years, goddamn
@UncleJakey92 жыл бұрын
For 15 years bro 😂😭
@wattson3683 Жыл бұрын
@@UncleJakey9 I was fifteen back than..my god. And even than..I never played this retarded ass shit
@sissel22 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a Afghanistan ghost that fell to the hands of a man who’s been selling virtual dragons for around a fourth of his life.
@TheodoreHowse2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😂😂😂😭😭
@McDiezel0792 жыл бұрын
gonna guess the closest this guy has gotten to Afghanistan is in COD
@veritasabsoluta42852 жыл бұрын
@@McDiezel079 He probably did serve based on his reaction when Daniel started shit-talking about it lol, every Afghan vet hates what happened
@DevinDTV2 жыл бұрын
@@McDiezel079 yeah you're right there are zero gamers in the army this is sarcasm btw
@McDiezel0792 жыл бұрын
@@DevinDTV Who said that? play some ARMA and you'll run into plenty of vets. This guy is just full of shit
@ianosea2 жыл бұрын
"You keep asking the same stupid questions and I answer them and then you act like you don't understand." The man saw the bait, acknowledge that it was bait, and still took it ☠️
@Aehoooo2 жыл бұрын
The first victim to actually describe daniels
@sownheard2 жыл бұрын
He falls for the bait. Because it's a role play server. Interacting with people is basically all people do in role playing games. 😂
@LaughingMan442 жыл бұрын
@@sownheard it's not RP
@TheRealSamPreece2 жыл бұрын
@@LaughingMan44 it's not lol?
@gabriellarena22562 жыл бұрын
the thing I noticed about SL players is that they are so desperate for human interaction that they will jump at any opportunity, even if it's to get mad at someone lol
@nork.incz12 жыл бұрын
"i don't want to look stupid at 52 buying a porsche car" - shows low poly asset flips that he wants to sell for imaginary money at 53
@Sushi_bar2 жыл бұрын
bro no way i bet he actually made them from scratch! for years!
@Reoooooooooooooooooooooo2 жыл бұрын
This is Second Life, it's REAL money
@Camad2 жыл бұрын
14 years. Hasn’t touched 3D modelling software once.
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
@@Camad I'm sure even the most untalented person can become a 3D expert in well under 14 years, meanwhile this dude hasn't really learned anything of value playing this and also singlehandedly allowed Kabul to fall in one day.
@Totallynotkyubey Жыл бұрын
That kabul line was like a hit right into a weakspot. The way he reacted makes me feel that he plays SL because he is utterly unable to interact with normal people without flipping out.
@joedkat Жыл бұрын
When you put it that way, that's very sad and depressing.
@TheMTNDewd2 жыл бұрын
If only he would have given the Afghani people some free dragons they wouldn't have taken Kabul in one day
@CarsMeetsBikes2 жыл бұрын
they call this dragon diplomacy
@ohnowhathappend2 жыл бұрын
@TheCandleWaxx they could just do the payment stuff later.
@Christian_Luczejko2 жыл бұрын
Imagine fighting in a war that you're fraudulent government orchestrated and then 10 years later having a youtuber use that fact to belittle you.
@yaboibunsen3632 жыл бұрын
@@Christian_Luczejko they took kabul in one day
@ZachJ-02 жыл бұрын
@@Christian_Luczejko most of them only sign up to get an obligatory Dodge Challenger with their signing bonus
@grasswizard13332 жыл бұрын
“I served in Afghanistan” “they look it back in one day” fucking dead
@thepozimotogaming2 жыл бұрын
I’m a veteran and that shit killed me 😂😂. I could tell the dude really got upset over that 😂
@unjiegays87222 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell I am stitches after hearing him say that 😂😂😂😂
@manictiger2 жыл бұрын
Dude's a f777ing liar. No vet in the damn entire country "wishes they had a gun". They all have guns, even the one's that aren't supposed to have them. Pure lies.
@DirkDiggler002 жыл бұрын
best line by far and I spent 6 months in that shit hole
@elusivekro38372 жыл бұрын
2 tours of afgan but been on SL 14 years hmmmm
@Wakish00692 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna buy an exhausted animal" I just love the way it sounds, as if sleeping doesn't exist and the product is broken lmao
@awbr19912 жыл бұрын
That dude was actually fucking hilarious. "You don't have 3 days? Are you terminal?" Never stop, Daniel. You're the king. Lmao
@Wimp_Lo_2 жыл бұрын
Daniel: [Says anything] Random person: "Excuse me?" Daniel: "Target sighted."
@jesterssketchbook2 жыл бұрын
simmer down......... manbearpig, simmer down
@Predator233212 жыл бұрын
@@jesterssketchbook hey just calm down okay
@snaak76642 жыл бұрын
Didn't know mcafee survived and is now selling dragons in second life
@Yautja8342 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that yacht money back somehow.
@snaak76642 жыл бұрын
@@Yautja834 lmao
@Fruitcake692 жыл бұрын
Dude thought of this immediately
@1776SolidSnake2 жыл бұрын
$chwacked
@cookingfanman12342 жыл бұрын
They plugged him into Second Life Matrix-style, no wonder he sounds pissed.
@FriarJoe662 жыл бұрын
Feels like a conversation between a drunk wizard and a cynical peasant
@adam2O Жыл бұрын
I love how Daniel barely even talks and these people turn into the Dead Rising NPC bosses in seconds lmao.
@theunchartedwolf899610 ай бұрын
this is a great comment lol
@hellothere55792 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing your favourite online game then you suddenly hear the legendary *"Hello?"* 🤣🤣
@DrakeValos2 жыл бұрын
can you hear me?
@austen27512 жыл бұрын
My friend was streaming phasmo on discord and that happened. Sadly he left pretty quickly
@treefingers65722 жыл бұрын
@@austen2751 yeah he's not gonna get a video out of "oh hey whats up Daniel love your shit man"
@whosaprettykitty50762 жыл бұрын
Some people just ruin it by being extra fucking cringe tho. If I ever run into Daniel and I know he’s trolling, I’m gonna let him do his thing with the other people and not ruin it by going, “DANIEL, OMG, OMG, CAN YOU HEAR ME, OK?” Lol. You’d think they know that doing that annoys the hell out of him and ruins his attempt to troll
@LeoVital2 жыл бұрын
Settle down, okay?
@yungchill692 жыл бұрын
The way she snapped when he called them dwarf dragons got me dying rn
@DoctorDeadMoth2 жыл бұрын
Woman moment
@MiracleFruitClock2 жыл бұрын
then starts flicking her bean immediately after
@Tom_Lube2 жыл бұрын
Dude his follow up with 'yea, but they're so small' got me so bad
@adunce.54222 жыл бұрын
@@MiracleFruitClock That’s good imagery. How would you feel about writing a sex scene for me?
@wealthybone29902 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorDeadMoth I don't think that was a woman.
@returnfreedom2 жыл бұрын
As a Marine Corps vet, I want to thank you Daniel, for your service. They took it back in one fucking day!
@windowsxseven2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day.
@cpi32672 жыл бұрын
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
@JeremyScout Жыл бұрын
@@cpi3267damn Imran Zakhaev!
@couldntbeproved139210 ай бұрын
@@cpi3267that's tough but it's history
@ZugzugZugzugson2 жыл бұрын
"how much for the dwarf dragon?" female: "THEY'RE NOT DWARVES, THEY'RE BABIES!!!" calm down ok?
@reubena78542 жыл бұрын
Hey settle down ok
@spaghettigal2 жыл бұрын
It's really unnecessary to refer to women as females.
@HallsteinI2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal settle down okay?
@ZugzugZugzugson2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal sorry, i'll refer to them as bitches instead from now on :)
@Wakish00692 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettigal Why? Women are female
@hotdiggedydemon2 жыл бұрын
These videos have taught me that there is something very strange about the people who play Second Life.
@evdoke12 жыл бұрын
I bet Goofball has a pretty sick Second Life character.
@mrplayfulshade10382 жыл бұрын
If your just now realizing this I'm scared for you on the internet
@BlingIsSpring2 жыл бұрын
@@mrplayfulshade1038 I just now realized this fact and i’m so scared right now dude
@xXxthe_epic_gamerxXx2 жыл бұрын
so many strange little characters, they don’t feel real
@lysol90592 жыл бұрын
second life users are completely in their own personal fantasy life simulation and it's both frightening and amusing
@Br0leg2 жыл бұрын
Can’t have shit in SL
@iseeyou94882 жыл бұрын
@rеtаrd banned 7 life sentences
@niccerkadoabuckado82562 жыл бұрын
@rеtаrd kinda antisemitic of you
@oves882 жыл бұрын
@@niccerkadoabuckado8256 which is based
@grundierungtaglich62412 жыл бұрын
coom dudd
@jsbfkdls2 жыл бұрын
Still confused why its monthly payment do people buy that?
@ShutTheMuckUp Жыл бұрын
6:29 - He accuses Daniel of not saying "hi" when first making contact...but the video evidence at 0:04 suggests otherwise...
@WelhamGaming2 жыл бұрын
"You have to pay for stuff, or else you only have what's free, and all the free stuff looks like shit." "Oh ok. Are these dragons free? They look free."
@gamerd92712 жыл бұрын
Daniel single-handedly revives the second life trolling genre.
@34marmarmar2 жыл бұрын
I know that other guy, the one that just makes dumb voices and says obscene stuff. Not that funny. Daniel has that psycho subtly that is just so funny to watch unfold.
@NGRevenant2 жыл бұрын
The Bad Guys are the kings of SL trolling tbh
@amphg76472 жыл бұрын
@@NGRevenant was actually going to mention them as well, the only actually funny sl trolls other than daniel - not that it’s a booming business. Unfortunately the bad guys don’t seem to get much love.
@rvnx2 жыл бұрын
RIP Lavender Storydel, she was the best at subtly trolling the women in SL
@DrNaz2 жыл бұрын
@@amphg7647 they're slowly getting nuked from yt
@TheSid422 жыл бұрын
“This ones exhausted why would I buy an exhausted animal” unreal quote
@ma-saracen2 жыл бұрын
He just keeps laying him baits and he just keeps falling to them, surreal!
@tardwrangler2 жыл бұрын
yes
@smellypatel52722 жыл бұрын
06:33 his impersonation of Daniel made me laugh to the point of crying
@brainglow_lightbright2 ай бұрын
Lol yeah dude
@im4ft6222 жыл бұрын
“These dragons are not for sale, they’re mine.” Less than a minute later “Would you like to buy a dragon?”
@flashypork2 жыл бұрын
I'm in awe of Daniel's killer instinct to hone in on the war once the dragon seller brought it up. Daniel can break people down as well as any seasoned interrogator lol
@100dead2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Daniel was a professional interrogator/psychologist of some sort, and specialized in all of the ways you can tilt a person. Like, he does it for a non-content purpose, but his hobby after work is to fuck with people online with those same methods.
@iwong33572 жыл бұрын
I mean, the dude tossed out that cliched line about what he "fought for" pretty unsolicited. He practically asked for it. What Daniel has is the savage, coldly-sociopathic instinct to pounce on that without a second thought.
@JadeEverduske2 жыл бұрын
@@100dead Or he's just a sociopath. They are notoriously good at breaking people down.
@scootcha2 жыл бұрын
@@JadeEverduske stop throwing around words and diagnosis you don't understand
@vaahtobileet2 жыл бұрын
@@iwong3357 yeah. "This is what I fought for?" says man selling dragons in a videogame. What a true American hero.
@TheHarimgrebduhl2 жыл бұрын
"You have no manners." >Instantly hostile when a new player asks about the dragons
@solidstatedrive2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the first thing Daniels said was "hELLo"
@JoJo-rm8lc2 жыл бұрын
1000th like lol
@Jay_Bee_Beats2 жыл бұрын
7:00 hahaha, you absolute legend. "They took it back in 1 day" I'm dead 😂
@jollygrapefruit7862 жыл бұрын
This 52 year old man spends large amounts of his days walking around this low res virtual world that's completely devoid of any soul breeding virtual dragons, and he started when he was 38
@boredapathetic Жыл бұрын
I want a long form interview and documentary with this man.
@BunkFintzmeyer2 жыл бұрын
"I'm 52, I'm a grown up." -Man on SECOND LIFE
@TS-qg7bc2 жыл бұрын
Grown ass man
@QuasiTronOfficial2 жыл бұрын
@@TS-qg7bc Grown up two times, its his second life.
@barial12 жыл бұрын
second life is like 99% boomers, not surprising
@YEPCLOCK692 жыл бұрын
@@QuasiTronOfficial lmao
@nagasako72 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see these Second Life videos of people 50+ online I get 2nd Hand Depression. That's no way to live life at their age. Shits depressing af with context
@mustbe98602 жыл бұрын
Holy shit “they took it back pretty quick” HAHAHAHAHAHA
@s--b2 жыл бұрын
I wheezed so hard
@holhorse38082 жыл бұрын
Daniel says "in 1 day" four times here. And it's fucking hilarious every time.
@Ceb7732 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video it's almost too much lmfao Daniel not holding anything back
@jbayley69632 жыл бұрын
It was too good
@thatsithlord99062 жыл бұрын
That line killed me
@wild67022 жыл бұрын
You know he has a point, an ongoing real-world cost to keep a virtual pet does feel like a scam.
@musicparty19906 ай бұрын
Lol I love how he completely ignored your hello, but he immediately caught onto "you're thinking of buying a dragon" dude was looking for a bad time
@derekcarter44022 жыл бұрын
These second life players are the best roleplayers in the world and they don’t even know what role playing is
@JTshinrod422 жыл бұрын
Your comment is VERY underrated
@24karatHAMSTER2 жыл бұрын
Top lol
@thefallenknight23542 жыл бұрын
Yup. They believe they live that reality lol. Both physically, and mentally.
@igorigor39602 жыл бұрын
@@thefallenknight2354 real money makes it kinda more real
@Courtesyflush522 жыл бұрын
@@igorigor3960 it makes it that much sadder too
@cleetus17152 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy had all the dragons and three girls. What a alpha
@DoctorEdgarMcQuack2 жыл бұрын
they sound like "girls" alright
@DefSpac32 жыл бұрын
But he couldn't hold Afghanistan
@panzervalkyrie92992 жыл бұрын
He even sounds like he’s 400lb minimum
@comendador26122 жыл бұрын
More like coomer
@wugglewuggle82332 жыл бұрын
@defspace lmfao
@0Bennyman2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for your service" Daniel is being surprisingly nice what's goi- "They took it back pretty quickly though...In one day"
@CM_Clarke2 жыл бұрын
“They took Kabul in one day” chefs kiss
@VTRinNights2 жыл бұрын
Daniel gave a third PTSD to this man.
@casperd21002 жыл бұрын
SL is a containment dream chamber for losers with big egos and Daniels is bringing them reality lololol
@charlie12345002 жыл бұрын
@@casperd2100 It's like twitter but with 3D character models.
@Nabooru9562 жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in one day" I swear Daniel has the best sound bytes
@Venomixia2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@TheDifferenced2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeeeeeeesh *kabul* sheeeeeeeesh DAMN DANIEL!
@mumplol2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDifferenced ?
@felipdn33292 жыл бұрын
@@TheDifferenced ?
@smellypatel52722 жыл бұрын
@@mumplol he's a lunatic, just like Daniel
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar Жыл бұрын
My dad was in Afghanistan 6 times and I don't see him going online selling polygon dragons. Thank fuck.
@BeenJamin662 жыл бұрын
It’s like stumbling upon an ancient native tribe that has not seen the outside world
@DCGMatthew12 жыл бұрын
Second Life is a fever dream. How does it exist? How do these people exist?
@Vandyno2 жыл бұрын
Thats what I'm left wondering after each video... There's a 52 year old veteran who's been selling dragons for 14 years online. That dude is just... out there. He exists. Better yet, he is extremely fucking serious about his dragon sales.
@jin40062 жыл бұрын
@@Vandyno Just like any video game it something that your brain enjoys. You cannot explain human intrest, it just is.
@chinchilla5052 жыл бұрын
Be in your fifties, work dead end job for 20+ years, be divorced, or single. Nothing left to do besides drink beer, perhaps smoke cigarettes and spend money on 2nd life and wait out the clock of life ! I know a guy exactly like this at my work, I work at a truck manufacturing facility! He is a relatively nice fellow, but rough around the edges in that blue collar boomer way, and can talk alot about video games
@electrotoxins2 жыл бұрын
They don't
@Vandyno2 жыл бұрын
@@jin4006 I want to agree with you, but if I ever sell dragons on 2nd life I want someone to put a bullet in me.
@3dDoener2 жыл бұрын
"They're not for sale." *three seconds later* "You wanna buy one?"
@XxInfinityxXTimer2 жыл бұрын
Why buy when you can just download a dragon mod in minecraft and ride one for free with better gameplay
@327legoman2 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer SL has a weird ass farming system where you can legit sell those dragons or whatever for hundreds and thousands.
@3N2sw Жыл бұрын
"They took Kabul in 1 day." Famous last words
@75jeweetzelf2 жыл бұрын
Second Life, the simulation of purgatory where you drift aimlessly together with other lost souls trying to find some sort of meaning to your existence. These people are so detached from reality and so far up their own ass you can disturb them by just saying “all of this isnt real”
@Tammc092 жыл бұрын
"I already have the beautiful blonde" *mouthbreathing intensifies*
@regan69832 жыл бұрын
It makes me so uncomfortable that she chose to turn on her microphone just to do that ;(
@JoJo-rm8lc2 жыл бұрын
@@regan6983 It was so fucking out of place and funny.
@DaBoogalou2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was flicking the bean
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb2 жыл бұрын
Wtf was that?
@MrDextrator Жыл бұрын
1:33 that was so disqusting and creepy
@Barnaclebeard2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much we learn about this guy, his backstory, and his weird sexuality without Daniel asking question one.
@jerrytime36452 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. It makes sense why we all watch these vids
@highonlife23232 жыл бұрын
these are just boomers with too much time on their hands lol this game is so sad
@Dorf2742 жыл бұрын
@@highonlife2323 At least it keeps them occupied.
@stuffenjoyer22232 жыл бұрын
@@highonlife2323 it makes me wonder if Stephen Paddock was an avid player in one of these games. And one day he realized this is his life, went berserk, and shot up a concert
@Aardvarked882 жыл бұрын
@@stuffenjoyer2223 truly bizarre comment
@azs7000 Жыл бұрын
2:15 daniel says those 4 magic words that always set them off
@ninetyfivetv6376 Жыл бұрын
6:29 He is lying, Daniel said 'hello', he always does.
@ADistantWail2 жыл бұрын
The dragons are really metaphors for Afghanistan. You spend a lot of money on your dragon, but if you stop feeding it, it dies. Oh well, onto the next dragon.
@DrHard12 жыл бұрын
Dude, u just made my day, great joke
@srgfkct35442 жыл бұрын
@@DrHard1 Joke? :D
@doofsdoofs2 жыл бұрын
"Aphganistan"
@ADistantWail2 жыл бұрын
@@doofsdoofs How humiliating. To unknowingly commit a grammatical error in a KZfaq comment, how abhorrent of myself. I have attempted to right the error of my ways, but I know I cannot be forgiven. Farewell, friends. The Talibean says I'm to be hung by the femur in the streets of Cobble. That way, I never make a mathematical airor again.
@cpi32672 жыл бұрын
I like that
@IAmSplate2 жыл бұрын
I am eternally curious as to this woman’s relation to the man. Is she his wife in real life? Is she a groupie for the veteran dragon seller? Is she in love with this online man and his dragons? The world may never know
@blazo87002 жыл бұрын
its obviously a dude
@Frexter2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day!
@Ray256892 жыл бұрын
@@blazo8700 not by the sound of her voice tho
@nmhowl80712 жыл бұрын
SL is literally just old people living vicariously through avatars they wish they looked like, having relationships they wished they could have in real life. It’s the saddest thing ever.
@zackattack92282 жыл бұрын
it sounds like a voice changer
@zack11402 жыл бұрын
The guy had patience, I admit. But the moment D called SL a game, he snapped and started name calling lmfao.
@niklo322 Жыл бұрын
I love how he can easily adapt and roast them in their own wierd world
@ShieldsAUS2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for your service" "Well.. thank you for your support.." ..."they took it back pretty quickly though, in one day. So something tells me you guys didn't do a good job" Holy shit lmaoooo
@metanovus2 жыл бұрын
rekt
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
Daniel's voice gets increasingly more and more aggressive during that last line lmao
@DJ-fb9cf Жыл бұрын
@@Knapperoni The most emotion I've heard in his voice ever lmao
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
@@DJ-fb9cf It threw me off so hard the first time I watched it lmaooooooooo
@kalashnikov13432 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for Daniel. He just wants to buy a dragon, or feed the community tacos, and it always devolves into this.
@RootedHat2 жыл бұрын
Are they dwarf dragons?
@xyvxyethe55842 жыл бұрын
exactly
@BimmerWon2 жыл бұрын
Well as they say, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
@Ozuka1710 ай бұрын
"But this is a game" The codephrase to turn any SL user into total war mode
@rocko38522 жыл бұрын
When he looks at the blonde moaning at 1:30 LOL. Lost my shit
@Berd2 жыл бұрын
so did you get it? the dragon
@marlinanenomeposeidonthdar46772 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he did the dragon the balls the dragon the balls the I don’t the think he the dragon balls don’t I he did.
@6purplepineapples2 жыл бұрын
Berd selling berds on second berd
@secretname26702 жыл бұрын
Probably not
@ZenZill2 жыл бұрын
LOL this comment section is insane
@iamharryrose2 жыл бұрын
One of the most angry 52 year old Dutch ex-army second life dragon sellers I've seen this week
@manictiger2 жыл бұрын
Former Army part is a lie. Only thing this guy served, was sloppy bjs in the back of an alley.
@JaronDenneyGaming2 жыл бұрын
1:28 made me the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my entire life
@RueKing2 жыл бұрын
The payoff at the end made it all worth it. "They took Kabul in one day."
@southernpimp52522 жыл бұрын
52 with 14 years invested into SL, that’s the definition of a tragic existence.
@NegHead2 жыл бұрын
Umm, excuse me? How many dragons do you own? Did you punch the tally ban twice times?? Yeah, diden't not thinked so m8
@harrydubois66192 жыл бұрын
@@NegHead They took Kabul in one day
@XxInfinityxXTimer2 жыл бұрын
@@NegHead I used to owned a dragon and ride it back in roblox and I feel like a chad at 11 years old. Sadly that place is gone
@Turboviikinki2 жыл бұрын
I imagine fighting and seeing shit in Afghanistan has something to do with it
@mynamesjudge2 жыл бұрын
@@Turboviikinki That's why you shouldn't become a mercenary, no matter how much welfare the government dangles in front of you.
@bazdarinothebizier90852 жыл бұрын
"Wait so these are females?" *audible groans* Never change Daniel
@sdfrasvxc29132 жыл бұрын
are these all asleep? sus *0_0*
@user-eg5dd3mk3e2 жыл бұрын
“No their wide awake, can you see that? Fucking lunatic.”
@AnEternalEnigma2 жыл бұрын
This is the future Mark Zuckerberg wants
@Puzzl3man Жыл бұрын
THEY'RE NAWT DWARFS, THEY'RE BABIES *sex noises*
@CrayonMechant2 жыл бұрын
You know the saying "if you don't have a dragon by 50, you failed at life" has never been more true
@XxInfinityxXTimer2 жыл бұрын
When a roblox place that allows you to raise a dragon and ride them can give you more enjoyment compare to this second life game
@lukavidic99902 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer lmao
@WiresDawson2 жыл бұрын
@@XxInfinityxXTimer second *game
@LordBattleSmurf2 жыл бұрын
They told me if i remained a virgin until 30 i would become a wizard, i think maybe they lied?
@JustSayRance2 жыл бұрын
People pretend that talking to Daniel is a waste of time... Yet, they've been playing SL for more than 2 decennia.
@trickyok2 жыл бұрын
Decennia?
@FluufyPvPTM2 жыл бұрын
@@trickyok that's thousands
@yoyoyo7612 жыл бұрын
@@FluufyPvPTM dec- means ten. millennia is thousands.
@starfoxdelta2 жыл бұрын
@@yoyoyo761 wow 1000 10's is a lot
@kevinblack67022 жыл бұрын
iT hAsEnT eVeN bEeN oUt tHaT lOnG
@peterschmidt42122 жыл бұрын
1:33 made me feel wierd. I feel the urge to take a shower.
@adoptedveryishungry2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for *A23*
@ImNotFine44 Жыл бұрын
What the hell is with the names?
@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 Жыл бұрын
Three channels so maybe he's temporary marking them to tell the difference?
@ImNotFine44 Жыл бұрын
@@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 why’d he change the latest video’s thumbnail though. I liked the original. Edit: nevermind, its back. God this channel is weird.
@SniperDiplomat2 жыл бұрын
"They took it back in one day" was such a genius method of trolling and the result was probably better than Daniel had ever dreamed possible.
@Nayhan1232 жыл бұрын
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@SniperDiplomat2 жыл бұрын
@@Nayhan123 hell yeah dude
@thefriko98122 жыл бұрын
Seems like Daniel isn't amazed by the reactions he get's when he talks, so, he must be far away from our level xD
@CDXLIV4442 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he got destroyed
@maxuabo2 жыл бұрын
They took Kabul in one day
@envy9282 жыл бұрын
>52 >numerous kills to your name >been selling virtual dragons that don't exist for 14 years
@faceless23022 жыл бұрын
what swallowing dust does to a mf
@pilgrimm2 жыл бұрын
@@faceless2302 fax
@catmeowkittycat2 жыл бұрын
its probably pretty lucrative, selling virtual bullshit that costs money every month to 'feed'
@renclave2 жыл бұрын
@@catmeowkittycat Yeah....assuming he has 10 customers (unlikely with the game's population) he'd be getting a whopping 20~ USD a month on the "feed." Pays for this guys' cheetos. I'd trade breedable bad dragons for free cheetos.
@cpi32672 жыл бұрын
@@faceless2302 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@gavindawson31082 жыл бұрын
"i'm thinking of buying a Porsche in real life but i'd look stupid in it because i'm 52" Says the 52 year old man role playing as a dragon breeder in second life....
@waqqashanafi2 жыл бұрын
They DID take Kabul in one day tho.
@HornDave2 жыл бұрын
"If you want the free stuff it looks like crap" "These small ones look like they're free"
@SilentMott2 жыл бұрын
Unreleased generic N64 dragon game levels of quality here my friend. This is the good shit.
@PurplePimp2212 жыл бұрын
didn’t think daniel’s new catchphrase would be “they took Kabul in one day”
@Resanctify2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the point though, if you take out all your dudes from one place, of course other dudes are going to move in.
@imraneyubov12 жыл бұрын
@@Resanctify There is no point. Daniel is just trolling him to get a reaction. That's what trolls do, they try to bait you.
@luan.galaxy2 жыл бұрын
@@imraneyubov1 Nah pretty sure Daniel was making a fine critique at the US Military's war strategies
@Loromir172 жыл бұрын
@@luan.galaxy Daniels rust videos prove he's very well versed in gorilla warfare
@nerdaitami72052 жыл бұрын
@@Resanctify well the issue is the Afghan government whas supposed to have an army...
@CarefulHowYouStep10 ай бұрын
gotta love how the salesman immediately starts trying to disuade him from buying a dragon like "you gotta feed it every day...." hes literally hinting "you have to play this every day and pay bills for it like irl" what a pathetic life.
@Floating.Point. Жыл бұрын
Invader terrorist ended up with PTSD, bad attitude and selling dragons in a browser game. Oh whale… 🐳
@benwright40962 жыл бұрын
when the lady moans after he said he has a beatiful blond is the cringest thing ever 1:25
@depressedluigi77192 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did she even do????
@holhorse38082 жыл бұрын
"lady"
@pimaster17982 жыл бұрын
I could smell her breath from here
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb2 жыл бұрын
@@depressedluigi7719 Breathed into the microphone
@anityyu2 жыл бұрын
i thought she was yawning or something lmao
@Octopetala2 жыл бұрын
This guy went to Afghanistan twice then spent the next 14 years breeding and selling dragons on SecondLife. They took Kabul in 1 day thanks to this guy.
@wojt09612 жыл бұрын
cash in hand mate
@Octopetala2 жыл бұрын
@@wojt0961 dead set
@whom.d25492 жыл бұрын
Nah they took Kabul because the afghani soldiers are useless.
@TK26922 жыл бұрын
What do you want to bet that if he actually did go to Afghanistan his actual role was nothing but driving a forklift in a warehouse or doing paperwork?
@Octopetala2 жыл бұрын
@@whom.d2549 yeah nah this guy is totally the sole reason Kabul fell totally wasn’t a joke or anything
@FriarJoe662 жыл бұрын
We only went to Afghanistan to harvest their dragons
@deathstr1ker66662 жыл бұрын
Kabul was taken in one day because they only had dwarf dragons there.
@timtrainage2 жыл бұрын
6:31 "You came here you didn't say hi..." Literally the very first thing Daniel says: Hello?
@okplain2 жыл бұрын
14 year on second life. Respect your veterans
@HallsteinI2 жыл бұрын
He did two tours in *looks up SL cities* Kama City
@okplain2 жыл бұрын
@@HallsteinI what a trooper. salute
@cpi32672 жыл бұрын
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
@CanadianMrBeast2 жыл бұрын
“you got something terminal?” literally spat out my beverage
@sharifphoosakul99032 жыл бұрын
First of all you have no manners, you came here u didnt say hi ... DNSL : 0:04