"but rick habba dabba dabba a week ago" it's called Phelous's patreon, look it up

You clearly don't know ANYTHING about nature. Gold is an important currency for animals in the forest in the same way that Diamonds are important for the Jungle economy to thrive.

+Nionivek The diamonds, MAI GAWD I have forgotten them completely!!! Remember how those were somehow given to the society for endangered animals? Maybe that’s what the rest of the Gold was left for.

+Mark Cobuzzi That is, if the panther didn’t get to them first *hehehe*

“But we take only what we need, right?” “Wrong” *BANG*

Zinervawyrm He hid his diamonds that were his life savings in a cave but forgot about them.

Otakun The vegan My God!

In reality, at that time, the dog could have gone for about $5-$10. Tops.

@GM3210 I never thought about the fact he could afford the trip in the first place.

That's definitely very selfish of that father to put a dog before his own daughter. Maybe him dying wasn't a bad thing after all...

Mark Cobuzzi And that day would be Christmas...

Gotta Get A Dog Gotta Get A Dog Gotta Get A Dog Gotta Get A Dog Gotta Get A Dog For John Thornton

@@JB-ms4su "He's the last one on our list!" "He's the only one we missed!" "I hate Thornton!"

"So... the Pierre is out there punching the snow again, huh?"

@@mareofmaers3590 “Yyyep.”

Or his useless dad XD

Gigantis [bird symbol appears] "No,you wouldn't." [disappears]

Yes. That is why you should only follow Musical Dogs Floating in a Blue Void, Much more trustworthy.

D.W. Washburn exactly

The Emperor Protects.

PikaTheProsperous .........ok.

PikaTheProsperous OONNNEEEE PPPOOOUUUNNNCCCEEE!

Would woof be genous

and wolf is the cyborg dude

OOONNNNNNEEEEEEE PPPPPOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEE (Three! Two! One! Kill shot!) sanjou! hisshou! shijou saikyou nan dattenda? FURASUTOREESHON ore wa tomaranai ONE POUNCE! kanryou! rensen renshou ore wa katsu!! tsune ni katsu!! asshou!! Power! Get power! GIRIGIRI genkai made DOGGO ore o tataeru koe ya kassai nante hoshikute wa nai sa DOGGO dakara hitoshirezu aku to tatakau (Nobody knows who he is.) sora ooi oshiyoseru teki ore wa se o muke wa shinai DOGGO naraba yuruginaki kakugo shita tame kuridase tekken (Three! Two! One! Fight back!) sanjou! Go on! seiseidoudou!! dou nattenda? nanimo kanji nee mohaya teki i nee! JUSTICE! shikkou mondou muyou! ore ga tatsu! aku o tatsu!! gasshou!! Power! Get power! ADORENARIN afuredasu ze! Power! Get power! kitaeta waza o buchikamase! DOGGO donna ni tsuyoi yatsu mo chippoke na GAKI dattanda DOGGO yowaki onore norikoe tsuyoku naru (Nobody knows who he is.) kami yodoru kobushi kakagete ore wa tsukisusumu dake sa DOGGO itsuka haiboku ni odei nameru made tatakau DOGGO ore wa akiramenai sono mune ni asu o egaki mezame yuku sekai e ima maiagare tsuyoku takaku donna toki demo nani ga attemo DOGGO ore o tataeru koe ya kassai nante hoshiku wa nai sa DOGGO dakara hitoshirezu aku to tatakau (Nobody knows who he is.) kami yodoru kobushi kakagete ore wa tsukisusumu dake sa DOGGO itsuka haiboku ni odei nameru made tatakau DOGGO kodoku na DOGGO (I replaced "hero" with "doggo" so that it rhymes with the original)

I always kind of find it funny how Native American Spirits seem to be a lot more helpful to White people then they were to the actual Native Americans. Maybe the part of history they don't tell you is that the Native Americans used to be Ancient Captain Planet Villains.

@Mullerornis that’s a pretty good theory

You should hear the kid in the danish dubbing of the Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog christmas special. He sounds like someone in his 30's. I mean, I can do a better kids voice and I'm 32 for heavens sake!

ladydiskette Did I mention that Blye Migicovsky's Call of the Wild came out in *2002?* Though, it's still better than the 2000's era Golden Films animated movies like Miracle in Toyland.

AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) I think that was the case for pretty much all the Blye Migicovsky animated films GoodTimes distributed. Even though the kids could barely put any emotion in their delivery...

Unless it's Dingo. Then sometimes ALL the characters are voiced by a kid :D.

This depiction of the man in the red sweater also vaguely reminds me of that one big-chinned villain from Ferngully 2, mixed with Daniel Boone from the “Frontier Slappy” Animaniacs episode, if he was also cosplaying for Barry Burton from Resident Evil.

Yeah that's true.

He uses dog furs in all of his decorating.

Kronston?

Maybe throw in a bit of Family Guy's Quagmire too ?

Oh hey, I didn't know you watch Phelous!

Jambareeqi maybe. Hello 👋

How the feck did Wishbone cover a story about a man selling his soul to the devil? I can think of work arounds for the others where you just remove the violence and stuff, but that seems like something that would cause a huff.

Well he did it, the "real life" scenario centered around his owner being offered a VR system in return for Wishbone by a traveling salesman who wanted him to be his mascot. Really the only episode that caused a huff I remember was "Imaginary Invalid" where it was banned because parents were afraid that health warnings, allergy scares, etc. would not be taken seriously.

There's a Blye Migicovsky Productions movie of The Count of Monter Cristo. It's very sugarcoated. Dantes' assistant is an anthropomorphic cat instead of a human. But Dantes' design... He looks like if Samuel was creepy with John.

Oh Wah

Don't forget how anything that gets wet is automatically useless and picking a rose is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Spacewizard Dragonpuncher If you're referring to The Secret of The Hunchback, then that's a UAV Corporation movie, not a GoodTimes released film.

Greatsaiyakirby and you'll be an terrible father if you marry an evil looking person.

GoodTimes released several Hunchback movies, as I recall.

Although, I suppose the UAV one was the only one where he was literally magic.

Old man: Oooh! A delicious Angel! (NOM) HIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lulu Calliope @10:35 *Old* *Man:* That dog got wet from the Snow! He's completely- oh, who am I kidding? I know this will end with me getting mauled by White Fang. I'm outta here... (Old man leaves the area, disgruntled while his little Angles surround the comic relief dog covered in snow to give their usual line of douche bag-ery.) *Angels:* 🎶SO SAD!🎶

Old Man: I wouldn't worry about your Mid Term Paper. The teacher's name is Beauty.

At least your angel and devil are more useful then Kronks ever were.

No kidding, Brandon! I'm now on the fourth page of my essay! But wait...my laptop got all wet...everything is completely useless now...

Hardman5509 Cough of the wild.

How about "Call of the Mild"?

Call of the Smiles

one pooooouuunnnncccceee

CookieMastah Nah I don't think he is coming back.

CookieMastah He apparently must have gotten Swole...

No, those are just his wings, hidden inside his chest

CookieMastah Well it looks like John Claude Frollo has one desndent.

CookieMastah we will avenge you old friend!

Konstance I had the same experience with the “Follow Your Heart” song.

The only sort-of explanation I can think of is that maybe they were from lower class families/areas and are happy that a pampered dog from a rich family is now in the same boat as them and brought down to their level. It’s the only guess I got.

Maybe. But it still comes across as hypocritical and weird to me.

+Rumble Delta Ditto

Most of these dogs are soooooooooo stupid!

Rumble Delta And they also hit on him by calling him Sleeping Beauty.

Probably extended to those Kids Klassics releases!

Funny enough, that so-called "Bird Symbol" also worked on A Goofy Movie.

SailorJenova it looks like that cartoon Eek The Cat.

SailorJenova no, it looks like a UPA cartoon

It also looks like the same animation done for The Night B4 Christmas and Felix Saves Christmas.

This movie makes Hanna Barbera look like Disney in comparision. All those weird shapes and garish colors makes it look even worse than Dingo Pictures cartoons. At least whoever drew the Dingo pictures animations knew what color trees are.

SailorJenova Hammerman cartoon.

+Mullerornis Looks more like a Thunderbird to me... which can sorta function like angels... so close enough?

Ok fine it's Raven Thunderbird Jesus

Nagoragama there probably taking a detour from saving Frodo.

@Noah Tabraham yes! By toei animation

Alina Nikulina I know! Who would watch a show with a main character THAT overpowered in it?! _(Hides his TV, which is currently on the Netflix page for One-Punch Man...)_

I know, right? And what's with all the purple dogs all of a sudden? There weren't any purple dogs in the book! Goodtimes pushing their diversity agenda again. Let's face it guys, Jack London is dead... Wait a minute.

Keenan frank it's a parody, not satire.

Saitama may be incredibly powerful, but he’s not even in the top class of super heroes because he has flaws. This makes him an interesting character.

I can see it now, the spin-off to "Rover Dangerfield" that God never intended to happen, "Jack Russell Nicholson" :P

Swells Wells Jack Nicholson Dog: WHEN I SAY WHOA, I MEAN WHOA!!! (Hits Senor Mustache who yells in pain) Cinema Snob: Jack Nicholson Dog does a fine Yosemite Sam.

@@dr.penguinstein3426 Is it more or less dead eyed?

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I guess the Panther got all the diamonds... from robbing Old Man.

I can't find it. I hate music, I think it's the worst!

1,000 pounds is _hardly_ a burden. 1,001 ...maybe.

"Let us prove that this creature is not just a beast of burden by having it perform as an especially effective beast of burden."

drunkrdm By “beast of burden” they meant the beast himself is the burden. In other words he’s an inconvenience to those around him. They wanted to prove that he had some kind of worth.

@@dancepiglover Wouldn't that be a burdensome beast?

Most of these GoodTimes fathers are so stupid. Heheheheheheheh

Unless they're bull terriers.

What Sonichu what

Old man: stupid Dog 13:36

"Faker? You're the only Nature Faker around here! You're comparing yourself to me? You're not even good enough to b"-"I'll make you eat those words!"

YAAAAAHHHHH! - rams the subtitles into his mouth -

Batzarro lol shadow

I find it funny that that was what passed for 'unnatural' back then, but when I read it I thought it was one of the most realistic depections of animals I had ever read.

That what they called furries back then?

Answer: none

Caarajack Is there a doll line based on Nickelodeon's Victorious?

Tommy Deonauth's Archives why the question?

Juan D'Marco Just thinking of an idea for Miraculous Merchandise Zone...

*One second later* John: You're free now.

HEEEEEEE-EEEEEEE

Oh, you're right! The Absolute MAD LAD!

Imagine if he works for them and they pay him to sponsor them :0

Tadicuslegion78 I'd like to believe that but my experience tells me that " when it's too to good to be true..."

You've cracked the code!

XD that's the best thing I've heard all week!!

Bet trees weren't pink either in 1897.

Honestly I have no idea what your objection is about. Strollers and Wheelchairs existed in the 1800s. Now to admit it was an odd design, especially the handles and the wheels (though rubber and Rubber wheels existed in 1897)... But there isn't anything I can see to suggest it is made of plastic other than being an anachronistic design.

It could've been celluloid which existed in the 1860s and 70s

Chocobo0Scribe You can associate pain with watching this movie then!

Oddly enough THAT would have made this movie A LOT better! XD

stlouisrocker100 Dingo wouldn’t be afraid to do that shit!

Pfft, we apparently can’t even get Spitz dieing. XD

Call of the Wild, White Fang, Moby Dick, Black Beauty, all have been reimagined as cutesy kids cartoons. If only Marquise de Sade had thought of including a dog or horse or some other animal in his works Goodtimes probably would have made an adaption of that too.

It was a hunting camp. And according to the epilogue the Indians still don’t dare go to that area because a huge grey dog at the top of a wolfpack (cough) kills everyone who does. *A faaaamily picture*

Can you imagine if these companies got their hands of “Game of Thrones” and decided to create their own endings/additions/sanitizations to the story, like Hodor sprouting wings at the last moment to safely carry Bran away from the Wights, Ghost defeating the Night King with a single pounce, Ramsay’s assault on Sansa being portrayed with a cartoon whisking away, the Ironborn’s drowned god turning out to be Old Man, etc.?

Well, as long as you got good intentions, he'll probably ignore you!

Thank God!

Amy Barton Which Balto?

avionpiscean33 The movie Balto. Like it makes the story and animation look better in comparison. This is so generic and cheesy looking

Because the writers are idiots!

IAmTheUnison ok🤔

The art of the ass pull. A trick all lazy writers use.

The Spirit of the Hawk

"Fine-ass much, Gramps."

Because they want money

ouh That's kind of my question - they obviously ONLY care about money. Why are they so bad at making it?

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England feed these shitty films to the wolves.

Call of the Wild is fairly well known.

Go read a book I need to do that too, after all.

The animation is bad even by Good Times standards

It's the poor man's WEEDON SCOTT Pink Mounties! This is what the people complaining about Trudeau see in their nightmares 12:25 WHAT EVEN IS THIS The moment Mushufasa said "follow your heart" I knew what clip was coming next...

Kid friendly Landon? What's next? A kids version of Kneel to The Rising Sun? õÕ

I'm looking forward to the Goodtimes Shadow Over Innsmouth

+Tareltonlives "Call of Cthulhu: The Animated Musical"! XD

Thanks!

MforMovesets Luckily I am semi-trustworthy guy who is semi-trustworthy and I love living things. But I also love money bags sometimes. In fact I believe that untrustworthy guy might be the guy from the wanted poster in dingo Balto.

Hi Old Mayor. How's your cousin Old Man and your niece Beauty ?

French Paul 1988 They are doing great. I robbe-err got some nice gifts from them recently.

It's as insulting as making a H.P Lovecraft story kid-friendly. It just doesn't work.

MasterofGaburincho Oh....they did that too. It’s called “Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom.”

Andrew Ollmann Which is why I did a subtle reference in my comment. I still can't believe that's a thing...

Jack London is rolling in his grave.

They actually made an animated cartoon for children out of a Lovecraft story? Lord have mercy, who thought that was a good idea?

VauschthePuca The moral of the novel is its impossible to get petty revenge on an animal. Animals have no ill in their hearts like most humans do.

That's my point. If Moby is sapient then he clearly can understand morality and can get grudges or think for himself rather than being a mindless animal that really only has its own survival in mind. If it can think then it would either feel remorse for biting off Ahab's leg, or none which means it would be either cold and unfeeling or evil.

VauschthePuca Animals aren't mindless but yea I get what you mean.

Not to mention looking like the '90s trying to imitate the '60s in terms of animation.

Winner Star That's exactly what I thought!

@@diegobareno5820 and that weird Hammerman show I won't be surprised if it was the same character designer.

That would be an improvement actually

kevin justason Fuck, that made me so happy seeing that! I'm so happy you remember those too!

Byron Chandler MAH... GOODNESS GRACIOUS GOLLY GOSH!

Well it looks like it was expected

I hope Young Moby Dick is a shitshow on "Tentacolino" levels.

bloodrunsclear What exactly is that?

Actually, I heard that there were two versions of that short story by Jack London. In the earlier 1902 version, the man supposedly suffers from frostbite but gets rescued before he can die, allowing him to become “sadder but wiser”. It was not until the more well-known version later, that the protagonists ends up freezing to death. +Tommy Deonauth's Archives I remember being assigned to read it in School many years ago, right before we would then read “The Call of the Wild.” I recall it being about a traveler that ignores the advice of the Old Timers and goes out in the Alaskan wilderness at the height of winter. He gets caught in the cold storm and needs to build a fire. It is about his struggle against nature, how his inexperience and increasing desperation leads to him making mistakes (like finally setting his fire, but underneath a tree with lots of snow in its branches), how a canine animal acts as it follows him around, and his mindset progresses as he starts staring death in the face and becoming more accepting of it.

It's another Jack London story.

bloodrunsclear Ah... I see.

Mark Cobuzzi Thank you for that...