ISSA THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES 😂😂😂😂

Chappelle was a genius. So many layers to this skit.

"I need to stop smoking this shit..." The funniest thing said ever..

The leanest burger in the world..could be the meanest burger in the world..If you cook it that waaaay😂😂

isn't there more when Calvin enters his home and his girl is leaving him and telling him he can't keep feeding his family with fast food?

These skits have been stuck in my head for the last 15 years lol deserves more view

Man bring back 05-06 ..can’t believe KZfaq gotta censor this shit

Thank you SO MUCH for muting out all the funny parts 👍

😂😂😂 charlie murphy just wanting to rob him

Ain't Nothing Wrong With Being A Calvin💯

This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (Home Alone 3 and Scream 2) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, and I was never able to remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves. This didn't sit well with the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) who was a tyrant and always yelling to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Of course, he was bluffing. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart! Sadly, her son died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again. Incidentally, at my next job at a bowling alley, my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he came up to me at the front desk where I was stationed, and stuck up his index finger and said, "I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS.” R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏❤

"Let's rob that _____!" 🤣🤣🤣

“Ewww (muted), you smell like French fries” 🙄🙄🙄

My favorite part is at 2:40 when he starts singing lmfao

😂 " I need to stop smoking this s***" 😂

This sketch always stuck with me. 😂

"Wac Arnold's is tearing this family apart"

Never noticed until now that the supervisor who hands Calvin his paycheck is Michael Carbonaro from The Carbonaro Effect.

2:47 - They seriously censored the word "Burger", despite the fact that Donell JUST said it.

Why did you edit the word "Burger" in the song???😅😅😅

McDonalds has a new promo with WcDonalds Sauce, immediately thought of this.

Should also show the franchise owner rolling up in a new Lexus handing out the pay checks with no overtime pay :D

“The baby’s crying” 😭😂

Who’s here when McDonald’s changed to WcDonalds

Now I gotta👂🏾the OG doing his “Lemme Hol La La La Holla 🐩”

Gotta start somewhere 😅😅 haters be damned 😅😅

They censor the shit outta dis

Funny thing is Donnell Rawlings was actually in the real McDonald’s Calvin Commercial

Calvin got the last laugh… he’s making $20 a hour over in California…

This put me in stitches. 🧵

Donell actually was in the original commercial lol

2:45 They blocked out burger right after he said it before and they didn't block it out?

Classic. Remember watching this with my best friend when we're like 12. Good times.

I love how WhackArnolda is just a parody of McDonald’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol

Donald Byrd in the background. "A new perspective."

That’s Michael Carbonaro as his boss. Lol

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

I just realized that’s the guy that does magic! On Tru TV.

When a particular community stigmatizes legitimate work and instead celebrates a culture of criminality and laziness, it's no wonder they have so many problems.

I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this: "It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."

WOW!!!...SUCH "SHOCKING" behavior!!!!!...SO, OUT OF THE "ORDINARY" 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Africa has its own Comedy Central? I didn't think America even had a Comedy Central anymore.

Irony of it all I experienced all of it 😂🤣. Sucks to be Calvin.

1:50-1:54 ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yound David is the goat ❤

Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial! It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!

Which episode is this?

Here from Reddit 🤦🏾‍♀️nothing like an unlocked memory.

Classic skit

I hope 🙏🏽 Dave is getting paid for this

What beep out burger?! lol

Getn paid. Getn paid.

Not much point in a censored Chappelle Show skit.

Facts tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait a minute he got his first check after working three weeks? Nah 😂😂😂

Charlie Murphy!

I suppose it’s better than forcefully resisting arrest during a routine traffic stop.

Hey that was Michael carbonara that him the check!!

The sad part is that it has some truth to it.

The forgot the finale…

Funny

Sure would be nice to actually hear the skit without all those beeps and edits

its funny cause its true

Wtf!!?? This isn't the entire skit!!! What about where him and his lady fight and the line "WacArnold's is tearing this family apart!!!" That scene is best scene of the entire skit. Finds glove* "Who you fkn? OJ!!?"

😂😂😂😂😂

"wacarnold's"

Man this shit is WacArnolds😂

Charlie Murphy and that guy "Aw shit its wayne brady son"

why censor burger?

Mannn 😂😂

The perfect time to remind you that studies show working at McDonald's is more profitable than dealing crack.

Now I get it

😂😂😂 Classic they left out the part where his girlfriend is cheating on him!

Who came here after seeing the real commercial?

This is to the t correct

In the original commercial people are acting like this Nigga is gonna raise the property value of the neighborhood or somethin. This must be the Black Christian community because they act like a bunch of Mormans lol. Gospel Choir must hit different around here bruh. The Soul Food knockoff WacArnolds was closed down recently but damn Mr Chapelle I miss those days.

They didn’t show the guy leaving his apartment and hooking up with his GF

The censoring ruins it. Half the fucking dialog is edited out!

Man this retroactive censoring and on the internet and ON AFRICAN COMEDY CENTRAL CHANNEL

Sup.

...then Calvin gets his first paycheck and is trying to figure out who FICA Medicare, Federal, State taxes are and why are they taking so much of his money.

The part where they wanted to rob him his real i had a homegirl that gave me info that somebody came to her asking my pay day sobtgey could rob me im glad she gave me a heads uo rather than being in on it

Without the curses ..it don't hit the same smh. Sigh youtube

This was the best version of Chappelle before he became grumpy and started lecturing everybody as this contrived wise old Sage who complains about being cancelled.

Chapelle used to be a totally different person. ... :(

WcDonald’s sauce 2024

wheres the funniest part of the skit? Where his wife tells him to get a real job, and then hes says “BITCH?!”

They def cloned him.

I know a black guy named Calvin.

Afghan Americans🤣🤣🤣

Fast forward to 2016 when everyone burnt down their cities for “hands up don’t shoot” Don’t think we forgot lol

Tyler the Creator

Disliking for not showing the full skit!

Sadly this skit is also putting to light how black people hold each other down especially ones that try to better themselves.

I miss this Dave. Idk who tf this new guy is.

Shits not funny when its censored

All the key dialogue is silenced making the video total garbage. I love DC tho.

Yall really blurp the n word. Sad

Africa cant do nothing right. Muting all the funny parts.