Reparations For Oppression | Chappelle's Show | Comedy Central Africa

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There's no doubt that when black people get a little cheque, they will spend it on their phone bill and friend chicken! | Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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@shawn5170
@shawn5170 3 ай бұрын
Can’t believe this skit is 20 yrs old. Nothing has changed.
@mervunit
@mervunit 2 ай бұрын
They changed the title of it to be "opression" instead of slavery like he clearly states in the first 3 seconds of the video so there's that.
@gdog2831
@gdog2831 Ай бұрын
because demonrats want to keep people on the Demonrat plantation
@simondewitt7161
@simondewitt7161 Ай бұрын
Yeah, Dave is pretty buff now At least compared to 03
@leroydouchenozzle4366
@leroydouchenozzle4366 Ай бұрын
@@mervunitWonder if that's because youtube is woke or if comedy central is too woke? That is odd
@JR-ej9up
@JR-ej9up 13 күн бұрын
Hell Yeah. Same election stuff over and over.
@missrese100
@missrese100 7 ай бұрын
Hmmm "breaking their necks to give their money back to us"... foreshadowing at best
@you_mustbeBrainwash
@you_mustbeBrainwash 7 ай бұрын
I had too delete my comment when I realized you was just saying what he said I thought you was them folks trying to be sarcastic 😂😂
@MidNiteR32
@MidNiteR32 3 күн бұрын
The fact this is only available on the Comedy Centrals Africa channel is quite a comedic sketch itself. 😂
@echolot
@echolot 4 күн бұрын
Chappelle's Chuck is one of the most underrated comedy characters ever
@BlueMonk25
@BlueMonk25 4 ай бұрын
Donnell made the best investment😂. Price of cigarettes have trippled or quadrupled since then.
@erikmezz3781
@erikmezz3781 3 ай бұрын
only problem is cigarettes go bad after like 2 years lmao
@reesecup3ify
@reesecup3ify Ай бұрын
And everyone that bought gold 😂
@StarkIller-df7gw
@StarkIller-df7gw 8 күн бұрын
That's why he said: I'm rich BISHHH!! 🤣🤣🤣
@CrabFiles
@CrabFiles 5 күн бұрын
It is really simple, the dollar is collapsing.... It is a slow moving train wreck.... Slowly over years foreign nations are going to reduce their dollar reserves... Whether it is a piece of wood or gold, it is all going up in dollars...
@erinwalker711
@erinwalker711 Ай бұрын
20+years later, this still makes me laugh 😂!
@StepSev7en
@StepSev7en 2 ай бұрын
Hide the money ya’ll!!! There’s poor people round!
@mr4cccc
@mr4cccc 2 ай бұрын
Which cha broke 🍑🍑🍑🍑 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cplcummins
@cplcummins 12 күн бұрын
​@@mr4ccccnever gets old 😂😂
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm 2 ай бұрын
This happened in 2020-22 with the PPP loan scandal, the boosted EBT/snap, the boosted unemployment, and the stimi checks. King crab and dodge Hellcats were flying off the shelf and the lot.
@Tuelz...
@Tuelz... 2 ай бұрын
Not really the same tho... the PPP and EBT was mostly used by whites. I know the media made it seem one way but just statically it had to have been mostly white ppl. 76% of EBT gov benefits budget is in white households according to its own website analysis... can't be that wrong seeing how 71% of the country is white
@londonbe240
@londonbe240 23 күн бұрын
Nah this will happen with reparations - San Francisco is talking about giving black residents $5m - realistically nationwide I think I payout of $250k per black person will end up happening
@keithmoran5695
@keithmoran5695 7 ай бұрын
One of my favorite Chappelle Show Episodes
@b7ray32
@b7ray32 Ай бұрын
I remember laughing at the cigarette truck driver part so hard that my sides hurt for 2 days😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
@liquidsnake6879
@liquidsnake6879 4 ай бұрын
KFC Fubu 😂
@AnAdorableWombat1
@AnAdorableWombat1 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@leewarren2800
@leewarren2800 2 ай бұрын
Why on earth would anyone censor this video ? Inexcusable.
@SES4L
@SES4L 6 күн бұрын
Now I can show this in my economics class without getting in trouble 😊
@Warnerus2005
@Warnerus2005 6 ай бұрын
This is exactly how it would go down.
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm 2 ай бұрын
It did go down this way in 2020-22.
@truecross4090
@truecross4090 5 ай бұрын
Can't wait to share this comedy prophecy in 10 to 15 years.
@ANTYE7
@ANTYE7 4 ай бұрын
😂
@asahel980
@asahel980 3 ай бұрын
Yep,to keep the slavery/race issue mainstream , why do you think inflation are so bad now, theyre gathering funds
@shadytrippy3485
@shadytrippy3485 3 ай бұрын
Im on perks
@-maccabee
@-maccabee 3 ай бұрын
It happened with the corona checks lol
@jackharle1251
@jackharle1251 2 ай бұрын
Hebrew banker will take advantage, surprise
@pkgibbs2051
@pkgibbs2051 7 ай бұрын
My favorite episode
@shadytrippy3485
@shadytrippy3485 3 ай бұрын
Damn then it's the only one u have seen or as a black dude it's so relatable for you , damn haha go for ur blackywelfare check
@Iambatman_27
@Iambatman_27 Ай бұрын
Dave is awesome. Love his skits
@Israel85324
@Israel85324 3 ай бұрын
The funny ass truth 😂
@mrswaggmasta
@mrswaggmasta 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit. Gold.
@FlyingMonkeys69
@FlyingMonkeys69 3 күн бұрын
Chappelle is a comic genius
@tatata1543
@tatata1543 Күн бұрын
He’s lost his mojo recently, all that punching down stuff is tedious.
@nedsackmann2215
@nedsackmann2215 8 сағат бұрын
I could watch that again
@jackharle1251
@jackharle1251 2 ай бұрын
Menthol and purple paint wll be extinct.
@carlosfurtado1164
@carlosfurtado1164 6 күн бұрын
People who get offended are missing the point of this video. Just like winning the lottery, most people who all of a sudden have lots of cash will usually spend it all on crap and end up broke again after only a short while. In this case back into the pockets of (predominantly white) stockbrokers, therefore, not seeing the irony of the situation. There are two lessons to retain from this clip: 1. Don't expect large handouts or anything similar as it is often easy come, easy go 2. In case you receive a very large sum of money, i.e. lottery, I would suggest hiring a proper financial advisor who will assist in what to do with the money (investments, trusts, etc..depending on the amount.) and keep some on the side for yourself. I'm sure there are loads who will scoff and this but it's important:
@ShipReK66
@ShipReK66 3 ай бұрын
please stop it with the unnecessary puritanical censorship.
@omarcarnegie7614
@omarcarnegie7614 3 ай бұрын
Omg😅😅😅😅
@wallstreetgatekeeper
@wallstreetgatekeeper 3 ай бұрын
The funny part is it can really happen like that..then the people would run through all the funds And be worst off than we are….
@xenuno
@xenuno 2 ай бұрын
They could probably get further reparations from higher or lower tier government sources, along with from companies that exploited by making those that worked for their wage claim they were underpaid therefore it was a form of slayyvry. Under no circumstances would the benefits of free money last very long, nor would the money be used for long term investments in themselves Ie education and the living space around them. Once the reparations gate has been opened there will be no closing. Very similar to the various (and near endless) private, state, and federal level litigation against the tobacccco companies
@tachobrenner
@tachobrenner 2 ай бұрын
People aren't that dumb. Get off your high horse.
@leroydouchenozzle4366
@leroydouchenozzle4366 Ай бұрын
@@tachobrennerSome would be wise with their money But poor people usually don't do well when given a ton of money. Just look at athletes and lottery winners.
@pradhyudh
@pradhyudh 8 күн бұрын
​@@tachobrennerif people are not that dumb,why are they still living in the ghettos
@shrim1481
@shrim1481 3 күн бұрын
Giving black folks money would be a complete waste... they wont spend it on getting an education, investing it, starting a business or buying property... they'll spend it on shiny and "fly" things until they're broke again...
@ryancampbell5267
@ryancampbell5267 7 ай бұрын
Now it's "Oppression"? Lol
@threadflowers9844
@threadflowers9844 7 ай бұрын
🤦🏾‍♀️DAMN!
@pedroabreu77
@pedroabreu77 25 күн бұрын
And the best part is censored!
@ginoallainaguilar8087
@ginoallainaguilar8087 Ай бұрын
How could that be 😂
@EddyMerckx-1964-Sallanches
@EddyMerckx-1964-Sallanches 2 күн бұрын
Dave looks like joy reid on MSNBC.
@windwarattack2300
@windwarattack2300 2 күн бұрын
I would laugh but I can't because this is exactly how it would play out
@Rundik
@Rundik 7 ай бұрын
Reupload with more censorship
@robertbouley7697
@robertbouley7697 6 күн бұрын
This wasn’t censored enough. My feelings were still offended. I demand that you bend to my preferences completely.
@th33399
@th33399 4 ай бұрын
The funny thing is this will actually happen soon 😅
@OmniMale
@OmniMale 4 ай бұрын
😂😂 No it won't
@liquidsnake6879
@liquidsnake6879 4 ай бұрын
Imagine still believing things Democrats campaign on in 2023
@Christopher-mk9tp
@Christopher-mk9tp 4 ай бұрын
​​@@liquidsnake6879 imagine still believing in Republicans Christian family values 😅😅😅 in 2023.
@zeked4200
@zeked4200 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, right after they forgive student loans and stop jailing brothers for non violent crimes 😂 Both sides ain't our friends my guy...don't fall for the BS just cuz one side gives it out with a smile and a promise.
@levicallis459
@levicallis459 3 ай бұрын
@@zeked4200yep , both sides are full of shit
@brianmad19
@brianmad19 7 күн бұрын
A trillion dollars.... Might be worth it just to shut up about it.
@user-dc5jf6ms5e
@user-dc5jf6ms5e 4 күн бұрын
They never will as long as they think they have a chance. They already got repairations through affirmative action. Now it's just trying to guilt whitey out of more and more money.
@hankjones3527
@hankjones3527 Күн бұрын
We've tried this on a small scale here in Australia. The generation who gets the money tends to blow it, so the next generation complains they didn't get anything so put their hand out too......
@blackout07blue
@blackout07blue Күн бұрын
@@hankjones3527 it’d cost way more than $1T in US.
@Carthodon
@Carthodon 5 сағат бұрын
And they still wouldn't shut up about it.
@matthewviramontes3131
@matthewviramontes3131 3 күн бұрын
1 trillion dollars divided by the 42 million Black people in the US is only $23,800 a piece.
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629 2 күн бұрын
Given the time period this came out and the people being down clearly being from a low income bracket, that’s still a surprisingly large chunk of change.
@joelwillems4081
@joelwillems4081 2 күн бұрын
Why would it go to all of them? Half don't have ancestors who were American slaves.
@skipdog9912
@skipdog9912 2 күн бұрын
Try to imagine a white comedian doing this skit! Love chapelle! 👍😂
@scorcher59
@scorcher59 4 ай бұрын
They ruined it with the censor
@tomstiel7576
@tomstiel7576 6 күн бұрын
did the mexicans get money too ? LMAO
@DickCheney205
@DickCheney205 3 күн бұрын
Ask the Spaniards and French for reparations
@michaelryan2416
@michaelryan2416 8 күн бұрын
This is prophetic
@magallanthepenguin9132
@magallanthepenguin9132 3 ай бұрын
Our live stock also need reparations too
@kellys5755
@kellys5755 3 ай бұрын
I did
@msk3905
@msk3905 3 күн бұрын
This is both hilarious and spot on accurate, fiscal responsibility is not something that resonates with them. He should have ran another skit showing how they were all broke again a few months later
@charliep5139
@charliep5139 4 күн бұрын
Unwatchable when you mute out the language 😂
@TheMasterhomaster
@TheMasterhomaster Ай бұрын
It’s funny because this is exactly how they would react to a windfall of money.
@hankjones3527
@hankjones3527 Күн бұрын
True. But to be fair so would your average poor white person.
@kellys5755
@kellys5755 25 күн бұрын
Epstein flight logs released in USA vs. Maxwell - DocumentCloud
@torreyance2468
@torreyance2468 7 ай бұрын
so if people claim reparations do the children of those that already clsim do they also get to claim reparations after. then after do grandchildren of those who already claimed do they get to claim reparations and so on. If its a one time payment then those generations that came after will start complaining that they didnt get anything.
@adminbird
@adminbird 7 ай бұрын
Some people might complain but that wouldn’t make sense. It’d be a one time payment, though I haven’t read the platform of those pushing for it that are in power. You may recall that every freed slave was promised 40 acres and a mule upon emancipation. That land, that mule, would be the beginning of generational wealth. Hell, 40 acres where I live would be worth several million dollars if not more. Many colonists were given massive tracts of land by the government, and I’m sure you can imagine how that sort of thing could snowball into massive wealth in a few generations. Same thing with the “free labor” of having slaves - labor is and always has been on the biggest costs associated with production. The wealth accumulated by not having to pay for it is astounding. Now, the argument someone could use is reparations for Jim Crow as well, which economically disadvantaged so many people. Black people denied the GI bill after serving in war would be another thing. Reparations for slavery only would be a bargain. One of the hardest things to figure out would be how much people get depending on their lineage. If you’re half Nigerian immigrant, half African American, one half of your ancestry was enslaved and the other wasn’t. Things like that would be messy
@cowboybrooklyn
@cowboybrooklyn 7 ай бұрын
Seems logical, given that if one bought a slave, that gave them rights to the offspring of said slave in perpetuity. If slavery wasn't a one time thing, why then should reparations be?
@tomace4898
@tomace4898 7 ай бұрын
It's a comedy sketch.
@ball3677
@ball3677 3 ай бұрын
Its not real. Its a comedy sketch
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm
@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm 2 ай бұрын
You already get reparations in the form of welfare, affirmative action, going to college for free, and now recently in big cities allowed the ability to just walk into a store and steal up to $100.00 or so and not get arrested.
@kellys5755
@kellys5755 3 ай бұрын
I would like you all to buy some Loomstate for my wife, mom, best friend and love of my life, Winona
@BigPermDawg
@BigPermDawg 3 ай бұрын
Families of union soldiers who died in the Civil War should get reparations. Families of African warlords who sold off their slaves to Atlantic slave traders should pay for reparations. White people who didn’t own slaves (most of us) shouldn’t have our tax dollars used for something we didn’t do. How do you prove you are descended from a slave when most don’t know who their daddy is? Do black men who haven’t paid a dime in child support get their reparations garnished upon payout? Would reparations minus the amount of money paid in welfare for the family since the war was over be the payout. Oops. Now you all actually owe money. Thinking reparations could even come close to working is stupid.
@francisdoherty4066
@francisdoherty4066 3 ай бұрын
Their would lawsuits shortly after by people who blew through their payment with nothing to show blaming the government for not teaching them how to save or invest. Same with high end vehicle crashes and overdoses
@tachobrenner
@tachobrenner 2 ай бұрын
Ain't like introducing more guns to africa and starting an arms race between tribes and enslaving people was justified. Those slaves built America on crap conditions and literally almost never got paid. If these people had gotten money, their descendants would have been better off because of their work. But what happened? Jim Crow laws, racism, redlining (not lending diverse neighborhoods money for them to buy houses), racism in housing and giving jobs and payment, underinvestment in public schools so that one teacher had to teach 35 students and there weren't a lot of extracurriculars, the war on drugs (just look at the difference between how crack and the opium crisis were handled, clearly that was a public health crisis). This crap has an effect on people. Some are gonna make it, but many others will be disadvantaged and that is why they don't. They were shot in the foot at the start of the race and are asked why the are lagging behind. Every recession sets them back as far as white people, if not even more due to a salary that leaves no money to save which many receive.
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 10 күн бұрын
Fun fact: On April 16, 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed the District of Columbia Emancipation Act into law. This act emancipated enslaved people in Washington, D.C., effectively ending their legal bondage. However, to ease the pain of slaveowners, the act included a provision that compensated loyal slaveholders up to $300 for each enslaved person freed. Yes, you read that correctly: slaveowners received reparations. Enslaved African-Americans, on the other hand, received nothing for their generations of stolen bodies, separated families, and exploited labor. Their sole gain was their release from legal enslavement.
@jaxsonhurd1442
@jaxsonhurd1442 9 күн бұрын
White folk are weird you came here to comment that on a dave Chappelle Comedy skit
@joelwillems4081
@joelwillems4081 2 күн бұрын
​@@bigearl3867And did the slaves complain that they were freed?
@rwj3004
@rwj3004 3 ай бұрын
Sad is they really would be that ignorant with it
@kellys5755
@kellys5755 3 ай бұрын
I’m Jewish 😢
@kellys5755
@kellys5755 25 күн бұрын
🇮🇱 gonna be getting that money now
@PyroNexus22
@PyroNexus22 10 күн бұрын
I did a little calculation and, if the US stopped spending money on their military, they could pay each black person in the US about $14,000 annually. The number is approximate, it would in reality be more than that.
@joelwillems4081
@joelwillems4081 2 күн бұрын
The military is about the only thing the feds are supposed to spend money on. Social security, welfare, Obamacare, education, etc. are not powers granted them in the Constitution.
@jmart0820
@jmart0820 6 күн бұрын
still milking dave chapelle after all these years…
@kevinhardy8997
@kevinhardy8997 Күн бұрын
Listen to Morgan Freeman. Just stop talking about race. Talk about homo sapiens.
@FreedomOfSpeech1776
@FreedomOfSpeech1776 Күн бұрын
Enough already with this reparations crap
@paramvirsinghsandhu9
@paramvirsinghsandhu9 Ай бұрын
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