Her dad's a lightbulb, her mom's a fish. Together, they make Mr. Sparkle dish detergent.
@TheGreatAtario2 ай бұрын
Well, there's your answer, Fishbulb-senchou.
@kephalai2 ай бұрын
where did you see that her mom is a fish?
@diegov1662 ай бұрын
@@kephalaiits a simpsons joke about Homer being a lightbulb and a fish combination
@albertoandrade98072 ай бұрын
Marine's mom was on a stream?
@Kirukilmao2 ай бұрын
@@albertoandrade9807she doesn't have a mom, if I remember correctly
@realQuestion2 ай бұрын
He cleverly added the bit about taxes to dampen the enthusiasm of the three million fans who want to marry Marine
@CivilizedWasteland2 ай бұрын
He's based
@Limrasson2 ай бұрын
The moment you have an income you are paying taxes. But it does sort out those "anarcho-capitalist" morons, so based Marine Dad
@TheJeyR2 ай бұрын
@@Limrasson Just like I heard from some african warlord, "whenever someome talks to me about anarcho-capitalism, it is usually followed by repealing the age of consent"
@thatonejoey18472 ай бұрын
@@TheJeyR nah that's post ww2 french philosophers. Every Single Time
@montanarose4622Ай бұрын
@@TheJeyRsseth fan spotted, in the most unlikely of places
@Zhizar_2 ай бұрын
*Tch * I almost got all of them, but he started talking about paying taxes
@valeforyoru2 ай бұрын
I see you must be Bruce Wayne, Bruce never pays taxes, that's how you stay billionaire
@nessesaryschoolthing2 ай бұрын
Telling Marine at the door, "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"
@suiplushjumpscare2 ай бұрын
as one brave person once said 'bring every battleship you have, im not paying my taxes
@CybersteelEx2 ай бұрын
Same. I don't believe in taxes.
@Da_A-2 ай бұрын
Texas is real?
@ivanbluecool2 ай бұрын
Marine dad: if I can marry Choco you can marry marine
@samikrungoken2 ай бұрын
Well I'll take choco instead
@KingOfYamimakai2 ай бұрын
That is going to open a can of worm that Cover don't want happening. If Choco does decide to marry Senchou's dad things are going to be quite awkward when Off Collab happens as HoloMem and Senchou well be going to Senchou's family home instead of Choco-Sensei's home. Plus I think there is some kind of policy that prevent HoloMem from marrying into another Holomem's family in Cover?
@dragonbretheren2 ай бұрын
Would that make Choco-sensei retroactively steal "First Holo Mom Debut"?
@KingOfYamimakai2 ай бұрын
@@dragonbretheren Maybe?
@memethief41132 ай бұрын
@@KingOfYamimakaithere are no rules between members having relationships between each other (and with people outside of Hololive), only between members and staff, as that creates a power imbalance issue
@user-bu9nd9c5b2 ай бұрын
Marine dad is based good japan citizen
@andre_cinelli2 ай бұрын
Paranaense fã de vtubers, uau
@DinnerForkTongue2 ай бұрын
@@andre_cinelli Garanto que só nesses comentários tem um brasileiro de cada estado.
@BlackCatRedScarf2 ай бұрын
Meu povo, meu Paraná. Terra do pinhão na brasa, barreado de Morretes e café forte vindo do norte. :D
@meskalin32 ай бұрын
Hello, my fellow Paranaenses :D
@rodrigolivsan2 ай бұрын
@@meskalin3 Curitibano aqui =)
@SatoshiKenji2 ай бұрын
Considering how she and some Holomems describing Marine's dad, he sounds exactly how I'd imagine.
@k-ondoomer2 ай бұрын
her model is insane you can see the slight embarrassment of a parent telling a story that could go either way lmao all those micro expressions
@Pain-And-Gain2 ай бұрын
Eyebrow movements and slightly lowering head
@hibikiholmes28672 ай бұрын
For an old man, Marine's dad seems pretty bright.
@user-hi1bz7zm9n2 ай бұрын
I mean, wisdome comes with age... Older people generally tend to be far wiser than younger people
@wek47582 ай бұрын
@@user-hi1bz7zm9n that, and the fact that his head is a literal lightbulb
@noahpilarski2 ай бұрын
🤣
@itiswhatitisnowcrymore2 ай бұрын
BRO 😭😭😭
@azurerider8122 ай бұрын
Inaff
@LibertyScholar2 ай бұрын
Her dad drove her home 4 hours one way, and then 4 back for him, just to cheer her up when she went through a hard time. BASED Papa Pirate!
@piotr0042 ай бұрын
He is BASED! Could you provide more context when that driving happened? I have a glimpse of it, but maybe I am mixing some things with Marine's sister, because there was some driving story with Marine's sister too. Either way, so happy when a parent is supporting and taking care of their children!
@TotemoGaijin2 ай бұрын
@@piotr004 I think it was just that she went home one time to visit, but wasn't ready to leave her dad yet, so asked him to drive her home or something sweet like that.
@akaaoi2 ай бұрын
@@piotr004 Komainu EN did an animated clip of it back in August 2022, just go to their channel and search the videos for "Marine Senchou makes complaints to her dad "
@justkats93712 ай бұрын
The thing about children going on an errand to the convenience store alone is a pretty common thing, and if its a smaller town, the cutest thing to see because everyone knows its happening so they just look out for the kid, silently cheering them on lol. There's a TV show called はじめてのおつかい (My First Errand) showcasing it~
@Despotic_Waffle2 ай бұрын
Thats so wholesome
@seaglass30342 ай бұрын
That. Is adorable. lol...
@sword33492 ай бұрын
I could never. As a little kid I would've found some way to screw up or just straight up forget the thing I was sent to and probably cry about it lmao.
@albinoasesino2 ай бұрын
The Japanese language has a phrase for this 「かわいい子には旅をさせよ」
@GuntanksInSpace2 ай бұрын
There's even a gag about it in Carnival Phantasm, replace child with Berserker buying eneloops lol
@strf901052 ай бұрын
he went from "haha she was shy" to witness report on news of kids throwing coins in shrubs
@nigelis23452 ай бұрын
If Choco- Sensei does agree to marry Marine's dad, then Aqua would get a hot step grandma.
@LecherousLizard2 ай бұрын
What, was that something he said?
@josephgomez55662 ай бұрын
Marine said he really liked Choco
@HudaefCares2 ай бұрын
Kinda awkward coz they're genmates lol
@Insane_Kane2 ай бұрын
@@LecherousLizard you can check out the clips basically marine showed him a pic of her at disney and all he did was comment on choco who also happened to be in the pic :D to make matters worse choco actually responded to him by teasing a little "do you drink ? you know im even prettier in person"
@LecherousLizard2 ай бұрын
@@Insane_Kane Well, that's hilarious. I at least hope Marine's mom is out of the proverbial picture though.
@mariothane87542 ай бұрын
He seems like the kind of dad you go to when you’re exhausted and just makes the world feel simpler and easier. Good guy.
@Raul_272 ай бұрын
A lightbulb 💡 Lol.
@francisco39922 ай бұрын
I think she mentioned he was bald, so maybe its an inside joke
@Raul_272 ай бұрын
@@francisco3992 his head shines?
@KawaiiNeko3332 ай бұрын
She's seen (and probably collected) the "art" of Pekomama and doesn't want the internet making rule34 of her salaryman dad.
@rade-blunner78242 ай бұрын
Him having a literal lightbulb for head has effectively been canonised in a couple of shorts by Marine's old schoolfriend Riku late last year. She also established a design for Marine's sister, which A-KA is replicating here, too.
@Playguu2 ай бұрын
@@KawaiiNeko333 Idolm@ster fans know that making their head something very easy to draw is only going to make art easier.
@AnActualDinosaur2 ай бұрын
"Fulfilling the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen" is such a funny way to put it lmao Who knew this pirate's dad was such a law and duty-focused person!
@ramsi35452 ай бұрын
I just imagined Luffy and Garp for a second after your comment lol
@chitandaeru72392 ай бұрын
I don't know why I kinda expected something Shinzo Abe would say
@Meonium2 ай бұрын
Don't forget Marine canonically is cosplaying as a pirate. Even the ship shown during her first 3D was borrowed
@Terralventhe2 ай бұрын
@@Meonium So her father is a navy man in this scenario?
@Glaugan2 ай бұрын
Lawful father, unlawful daughter
@emonnyentrick2 ай бұрын
Love that the list is using japanese written form and marine's dad using japanese respectful form
@dansketch46032 ай бұрын
Lower class: tax evasion is impossible Middle class: tax evasion is a crime Upper class: tax evasion is an obligation and money laundering is a complementary skill
@johnnysanchez95052 ай бұрын
In LATAM, it's inverted lmao. For poors, a mandatory skill For midclass, an risky option For rich fellas... they don't have choice.
@Yamoyashi2 ай бұрын
the strictest father having the most carefree daughter is such a common occurrence lol
@astrealove22472 ай бұрын
So basically if you're a hardworking Japanese man (not specified, but heavily implied), who love and is willing to take good care of Marine, then you can marry Marine.
@scottiecurrie79272 ай бұрын
But you also gotta pay taxes...
@uteriel2822 ай бұрын
i would guess the japanese part is optional as long as you have japanese citizenship so its fine.
@McDudes2 ай бұрын
@@uteriel282how many gaijin's knows how to do Japanese tax tho 💀
@JoSan32 ай бұрын
@@McDudes The tax is already deducted from your salary here. Doesn't matter if you domestic or foreign worker
@screwgoogle49932 ай бұрын
@@uteriel282 You would guess wrong out of wishful thinking. Japanese don't have this American liberal mindset, a fact you miserable weebs are so desperate to ignore because it means those funny Japanese people aren't actually a cartoon like you thought they were. It means no, they won't kiss your ass just because you're American. The strong traditional family values of the Japanese are why their culture is so resistant to Communist influence, and thus constantly accused of "xenophobia" by the useful idiots so out of touch with Japanese culture they don't even realize how hated American "liberalism" is there. You are not welcome there for a reason. Subversive twat. Acting like allowing your people to be replaced is the only choice. Screw you. Japan is for the Japanese, not for weebs who think the Japanese are their little pets.
@madaggar97652 ай бұрын
#6 Got me good. I don't even know if it was meant to be funny, but I laughed pretty hard.
@NeuronActivation2 ай бұрын
Senchou papa: "Someone who can fulfill the three major duties of a Japanese citizen" Her dad's points were very wholesome, he wants the best for this grandma pirate
@skrisdas92642 ай бұрын
He forgot the most important one tbh and that's boosting birth rates ;)
@seaglass30342 ай бұрын
@@skrisdas9264 Tbf, that's going to take a heroic effort at this point. But, funny nonetheless. lol
@rodrigolivsan2 ай бұрын
How to say "Can't be a kagainiki" without saying "Can't be a kagainiki"
@uteriel2822 ай бұрын
@@rodrigolivsan take japanese citizenship and fulfilling all those points aint no problem.
@rodrigolivsan2 ай бұрын
@@uteriel282 But to get citizenship you need to forfeit your current citizenship. Japan prohibits multiple nationality
@evinwondersol17322 ай бұрын
I swear I thought she said she'd never bring him on stream cuz his sense of humor is even dirtier lol, but it's nice to see them together after how much she talked about her dad :)
@GoldRichness2 ай бұрын
Times change and it’s not like she would’ve stuck to that permanently
@captsomeguy12 ай бұрын
Thats why he's reading from the cue cards lol
@MakotoTheKnight2 ай бұрын
He's on rails, and it's pre-recorded, it's 100% safe 😅
@NeroTheBoop2 ай бұрын
Based Senchou papa
@IshimurA992 ай бұрын
Marine has a great father, he loves his child very much :)
@darrylferguson36222 ай бұрын
I like how how her dad threw in that last requirement to basically roadblock her fans - they can do the first five just fine, but the last one may be a challenge
@chris_t20202 ай бұрын
I picture Marine's dad as the teacher from that English class Japanese sketch with foreigners.
@yong96132 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lutz4Kurisu2 ай бұрын
is this company interview? he literally tell me “to able get hired, you need good education background and pay taxes” lol😂
@Nymphonomicon2 ай бұрын
"I won't lie, Marine's Dad had me in the first half..."
@shutupluffy22 ай бұрын
Marine's dad is so sweet, we need more of him!
@norad_clips2 ай бұрын
Based Dad with the list
@mung01re2 ай бұрын
He sounds like every father ever. Good for him.
@nutshot_brawler84662 ай бұрын
He sounds EXACTLY like i thought he would, like the hard-boiled, grizzled old man drinking sake at an izakaya
@johnnysanchez95052 ай бұрын
izakaya? a kind of bar? a tent?
@screwgoogle49932 ай бұрын
@@johnnysanchez9505 Why would you wait for some commenter to answer your question when you can get it instantly by fucking looking it up yourself? Is this what passes for conversation to you?
@johnnysanchez95052 ай бұрын
@@screwgoogle4993 cuz for some reason, google get blocked in my browser (chrome)
@YukiColburnАй бұрын
@@screwgoogle4993 The same could be said about being an unhelpful asshole without any prompt or provocation behind it, does it pass for conversation to you? But then again, we'd have to tackle the can of worms that is "hypocrisy"...
@germanalfaro63422 ай бұрын
HoloDads?....Hmmmmm...... Sure!!!!!
@deadlishaoran2 ай бұрын
Whoever marries Marine would then join Holo dad's as Aqua's stepdad.
@philtkaswahl21242 ай бұрын
Marine's dad revealing young Marine actually doing pirate things and plundering booty and hastily attempting to bury treasure. Even if that booty was just 500 yen.
@seisoch69692 ай бұрын
the loot was ok according to her age
@pimiento3428Ай бұрын
he sounds like one of those grizzled fishermen who gives life advices on an afterschool sunset
@suiplushjumpscare2 ай бұрын
tried to follow the instructions,now ive become her dog
@scottiecurrie79272 ай бұрын
Close enough
@mabel39892 ай бұрын
Isn't that better?
@Rihardololz2 ай бұрын
Looks like Neuro is not the only one. Dog i am.
@OhitsONnow2 ай бұрын
at least you dont have to pay taxes
@OdaSwifteye2 ай бұрын
Neutral ending.
@Wolfrich6662 ай бұрын
the dad killed all of her fans with his "you can marry her if you are a role model member of society" at this point shes never getting married XD
@uuu123432 ай бұрын
The way he explained "The 3 requirements of a Japanese person" is like a proper comedian
@narusaymandom11072 ай бұрын
Nooo, i evade my taxes all of this time
@CrumbMuffins2 ай бұрын
That’s a man who absolutely loves his daughters, absolute chad.
@NeuronActivation2 ай бұрын
Senchou's dad sounds exactly how id imagine him to sound. Especially given all the descriptions weve been getting about him. Now all we need is for him to appear with a fully working model
@KenanVonKaiser2 ай бұрын
@NeuronActivation CRINGE!
@cej39402 ай бұрын
Man, Marine's dad is great lol
@justasimplegamer129Ай бұрын
Sounded like a Garp and Luffy moment here. Father wanting to support his daughter, accepting her future husband as a well organized civilian of all 3 duties he mentioned. Meanwhile Marine is just being a pirate
@KyokujunkАй бұрын
The providing for her part might be hard, since she makes a shit ton of money, lol
@jackofblades39982 ай бұрын
"Someone who wont be violent to Marine" She wants someone who is like that though... kusa
@KiraKenjiroАй бұрын
He lost me at paying taxes, I'll never marry anyone..
@djkohai82302 ай бұрын
hia head really was shiny
@atomixfang2 ай бұрын
He seems to have the same tone of Takeshi Kitano. Hope we get more of him. Sounds like an interesting person to listen.
@antthefool76372 ай бұрын
Taxes…it’s so over
@hmr11222 ай бұрын
The gigest of chads.
@grimmashley84222 ай бұрын
When he started talking about the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen, it sounded like Marine's dad was some kind of federal agent, using VTubers to ensure people follow the government's rules
@chevriguevara37432 ай бұрын
dad sounds either rowdy or a delinquent 😂 but is a good upstanding citizen
@Shendue2 ай бұрын
He seems like an earnest, nice person.
@Chr.Monika6469Ай бұрын
Shinzo Abe would be proud!
@rattle_me_bonesАй бұрын
I love how throughout the interview with her dad, Marine's eyebrows do not cease their roof formation, forever nervous.
@KenanVonKaiser2 ай бұрын
I Did Not Hear A No!
@bleeborg2 ай бұрын
I'm 6 for 6. 日本に帰る時が来た。
@yodawgzgaming44162 ай бұрын
What a sweet pops! It's easy to see where Marine's bubbly nature comes from
@kaitokatsuki68622 ай бұрын
7, Must have superb physical stamina
@SolStryker2 ай бұрын
Extreme wholesomeness.
@nuggetsschumaker4371Ай бұрын
I fit on all categories. だが断る。
@williamvun2 ай бұрын
well the father is next debut
@yotaruvegetaАй бұрын
Pay your taxes, Mr. Marine!
@ImprovmanZero2 ай бұрын
As a father I fully agree with his statements
@TomtheWonderDog2 ай бұрын
He sounds so mature to have a 17 year old daughter.
@iforgor8391Ай бұрын
"i have an idea!" ahh dad
@wardenm2 ай бұрын
More and more I just want a Hololive parents wave. Not needing regular streams throughout the week, but just given their own lil debuts and occasional collabs. Something they can pop in on and support their kid/kid's friends when they want. Like visiting your grandparents' house, so to speak. There's lots of little react style content that's always fun seeing how different generations take to things, or they could just sub in on their kiddo's stream now and then... Any number of ways to go about it. If the success of Pekomama and such is anything to go off of though, there's definitely an audience.
@whalecrown2 ай бұрын
Marine Sechou's dad? now thats a dad 💡
@shiddiweeb2 ай бұрын
He was nervous but I can feel in this man the storytelling skills of Marine. I'd like to hear more from him buuuut 🥲
@lokksiders__2151Ай бұрын
Imagine trying to marry a Pirate Captain and her father as about taxes 😂
@skullcolectolectorАй бұрын
Garp luffy moment indeed xD
@chinmustache64202 ай бұрын
Time to become an upstanding Japanese citizen
@seisoch69692 ай бұрын
damn i was like "i met all the conditions!" until he said the last one, well played marine dad, well played
@Lennox-eu7zu25 күн бұрын
Thats a good dad
@Milim_NАй бұрын
her dad is so cool!! It's nice to see Marine interact with him candidly, he's like mega お父さん energy
@RayRMT2 ай бұрын
"Someone who won't be violent" I have no enemies. Still feel like the last 2 would be hard for me lol rip Senchou marriage dream
@screwgoogle49932 ай бұрын
You have no enemies because you have no values
@vibinmikegothyped32702 ай бұрын
Brothers, I've failed at the tax part, now it's your turn.
@johnnysanchez95052 ай бұрын
I'm argentinian, and Fallout NewVegas player. Need to explain?
@vibinmikegothyped32702 ай бұрын
@@johnnysanchez9505 actually, I do; I'm not familiar with these stuff lol
@johnnysanchez95052 ай бұрын
@@vibinmikegothyped3270 we 🇦🇷, are experts on tax evasion. And FNV, here's the context: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bKdlpcR9varXnZc.html
@narukamiyuu96982 ай бұрын
I can't believe houshou papa finally debut, while she said, she will never ever make his appearance 😂 Damn her journey already comes this far, I'm so proud of her. T. T
@----x-----2 ай бұрын
he's so wholesome! what a great dad truly wants the best for her
@rhaven0902 ай бұрын
Taxes? Pass.
@daltronius2 ай бұрын
Taxes😭
@Satans_AdoptedАй бұрын
"someone who know how to pay tax" Me: so irl tax, senpai tax, biboo tax... what else i'm missing?
@marcosramos91292 ай бұрын
Another holopapa "debut" Let's goooo
@adamsharp90812 ай бұрын
Not a surprise a great dad raised a wonderful woman
@intorsusvolo78342 ай бұрын
He doesn’t sound like a pirate at all…
@FBI_Not2 ай бұрын
Bro did sound like a proud pirate
@jerryleon42802 ай бұрын
That cursed #6 brought up by the father of senchou. Oh well.
@XiaoMeiMei-vg2cvАй бұрын
2:14 Well. Looks like majority of us are out.
@lost97092 ай бұрын
thumbnail going wild
@SunnyDLuxАй бұрын
Conditions 1-5: please take good care of my daughter and treat her right. 6: BE A TRUE PATRIOT 🇯🇵
@MirohTheoАй бұрын
even the dad sounds like a pirate 😅
@Sen-ki-Ай бұрын
I had all of them until he mentioned tax payment
@josienakamura49672 ай бұрын
Based mam pays his taxes and expects others to do the same, absolute respect
@DeftestAphid22 ай бұрын
Number 4 is a crafty one. Thats the one everyone who attempts to be with her should understand in full detail.
@wosupbro2 ай бұрын
He’s a very bright man
@ZivinАй бұрын
TAXES!? Looks like I aint marrying.
@marktheshark57332 ай бұрын
If she’s a grandma wonder how older great grandpa is
@JezzmanGAMESАй бұрын
**Father starts listing requirements** Me: I might have a chance! Father: He has to be able to do Japanese taxes. Me: Well, a guy can dream.
@T2ycheАй бұрын
You lost me at tax's.
@Megalomaniakaal2 ай бұрын
marine and sis: my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds... Dad: *Proud*