Can I save a crumbling Germany?

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8 ай бұрын

This Germany game has gone terribly wrong and it makes no sense.
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@alexcritical9351 8 ай бұрын

that's my save!! i really thought that it was unsaveable, but you prevail again. tysm!!!

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

It was a spicy run, but very satisfying! I hope you learned something from the video!

@eisscrat5667 8 ай бұрын

what you have researched? And what of an airforce that was?

@alexcritical9351 8 ай бұрын

nothing, and they were paper planes :p@@eisscrat5667

@ChrMuslimThor 8 ай бұрын

This is why paradox makes things easy. Some players can't even do the basics well.

@Njuregen 8 ай бұрын

I think with the glitch Japan declaring on Yugoslavia (and dragging Romania and the Czechs in comintern) this wouldn't have been a disaster.

@beb6c2a 8 ай бұрын

The crazy hilarious thing is that Italy being in the war as an enemy genuinely contributed to the collapse of the enemy lol

@1994CivicGLi 8 ай бұрын

Average Italy moment

@ryanewlier185 8 ай бұрын

Of course they did not fire a civil war via balance of power when Italy went Popular Front focus. And it's much easier to capitulate them rather than making a puppet of their own civil war.

@Festivity23 8 ай бұрын

It is always Italy

@FuelDropforthewin 8 ай бұрын

Historically accurate Italy showing their skill once again.

@narc440 8 ай бұрын

Italy was Germany's worst ally during ww2 change my mind

@denybart5536 8 ай бұрын

Bitt3rSteel when he's doing disaster saves: 10% saving 20% teaching 70% telling us how dumb we are

@RivRob 8 ай бұрын

5% saving 15% teaching 80% telling us we are dumb

@yourpresident1761 8 ай бұрын

@@RivRob 10% saving 15% teaching 60% telling us dumb we are yes.

@Elyseon 8 ай бұрын

@@yourpresident1761And 15% cringing at the research tree.

@RivRob 7 ай бұрын

@@Elyseon Fr tho

@ultimatestuff7111 6 ай бұрын

To be fair this man really couldn’t have fucked up more than he did, like he was beetlejuice levels of stupid

@SachikaRomanova 8 ай бұрын

Once again, Japan declares war on Yugoslavia. By this point I think that there's got to be something terribly wrong in the current build as it keeps happening.

@Fusseliko 8 ай бұрын

This happens when you oppose Hitler. The Yugoslav event chain where you put pressure on, and eventually declare war on them as nazi germany apparently switches to the most powerful fascist nation left if germany isn't, which is Japan.

@captain_hammer 8 ай бұрын

@@FusselikoI bet it was meant to switch to Italy, as that would make more sense, but PDX spaghetti code happened or something

@Fusseliko 8 ай бұрын

@@captain_hammer It doesn't seem too hard to fix. They should probably just code it to switch to european fascists only. It doesn't make sense for Japan to care.

@vertexed5540 8 ай бұрын

@@Fusselikothere's a specific check for "most powerful nation with fascist as ruling party", it's used for things like the economic foreign support in the Estonian focus tree etc. Afaik there isn't any similar check that limits it to Europe though

@Fusseliko 8 ай бұрын

@@vertexed5540 I don't really understand why this event chain is so vital in the first place. Just make it disappear along with fascist germany. Italy gets wargoals on yugo anyways, so what's the point?

@tagus100 8 ай бұрын

Japan declaring on Yugo happens when you go Kaiser Germany. I think it's a bug based on the country IDs for Shanxi (which Japan gets a wargoal on) and Yug being mixed up. It's only ever happened to me on Imperial Germany runs. Edit: it’s actually because the events to put pressure on Yugo are being redirected to Japan (as the strongest fascist nation) now that Germany is non-fascist.

@user-kp6iv1ug2d 8 ай бұрын

The weirdest part for me was before no step back dlc, japan always declared war to yugo circa 40 or 41. Yugo always joins the fucking Chinese United front out of all factions which really makes a mess in Europe trying to unite lmao

@sevastopolveneto1568 8 ай бұрын

I think the actual answer is that it's something to do with Yugoslav events being coded to fallback to the most powerful Fascist country if Germany isn't fascist, and that's Japan

@tagus100 8 ай бұрын

@@sevastopolveneto1568 Thank you.

@fkboyStalin 8 ай бұрын

highly unlikely Japan was always the second strongest fascist nation in his playthroughs, who knows he could've been dealin with some really historically accurate(incompetent) fascist Italy.@@sevastopolveneto1568

@buddermonger2000 8 ай бұрын

@@sevastopolveneto1568Fall back? Do you mean to fall to them or to work with them? Japan is declaring war in Yugoslavia

@anon_t597 8 ай бұрын

that thumbnail screams QUALITY

@DaCubanCrokodile 8 ай бұрын

@user-es9do9yk8t 8 ай бұрын

@wyvernah 8 ай бұрын

Real

@immortalizedwarrior 8 ай бұрын

Splendid

@ListenbourgBall 8 ай бұрын

Indeedly doo

@ryanrg1545 8 ай бұрын

2:57 Bit: "Where the f-" YT: "Hello there" Bit: "Hell are you civs?"

@UnexpectedSituation 8 ай бұрын

bitt3rsteel never fails to make our toes wiggle

@Bird526 8 ай бұрын

🤨

@fortressandfortress974 8 ай бұрын

Bitt3rsteel never fails to tickle my toes🤤🤤🤤

@1994CivicGLi 8 ай бұрын

Can we just appreciate how much effort Bitt3rsteel puts into our feet?

@user-tk7hv9nf8h 8 ай бұрын

True

@xjuanjo2568 8 ай бұрын

everyone just wiggled their toes because of you

@domschra 7 ай бұрын

Ah, i loved the bedtime stories my grandpa told me Back when germany first had a civil war in the 30s, then tried to invade France at the end of the 30s, got pushed back to berlin, invaded the netherlands, pushed to the maginot, sailed all the way to italy, and then won the war, somehow RIP grandpa

@jarskil8862 8 ай бұрын

I want space marines. We have space marines at home. Space marines at home:

@georgios_5342 8 ай бұрын

25:34 LMAO Greece only declared war on the Italian faction, not the Comintern, so they took the Dodecanese and all of Albania Based Greek AI

@whitezombie10 8 ай бұрын

Yeah the greeks are really powerful against the Italians if Yugoslavia and Bulgaria don’t get involved, just like in real life before Germany overwhelmed Yugoslavia to open the door for Mussolini

@Buzzy_Bland 8 ай бұрын

The fact the world tension is so low in this clusterf*ck really goes to show how much the game relies on the historical German focuses to raise tension. I’m always desperately scraping for ways to raise tension as the Kaiser so I can declare war… with little luck.

@Robochuck 8 ай бұрын

That save was great and a good way to see how (on the AI's POV) it is important to get encirclements when going deep into enemy territory. You cannot let them have enough VP to survive and occupy territory, and have many weird templates... You hunkered down, on defensible terrain with most of your army intact, forced the enemy to stretch their supplies, and when the counter-attack moment came, split, encircle isolate and destroy. Bravo, truly a master of the craft!

@michaelhibbard654 8 ай бұрын

That's an amazing thumbnail. I love how you called it a teaching experience, all teachers experience pain, just as you will I suspect.

@hammerfemodel 8 ай бұрын

I can second this as a professor

@Gustav_Kuriga 8 ай бұрын

"I am island hopping in the pacific" *looks at Caribbean* Are you ok Bitt3rSteel? I think you might have needed a break at that point.

@Makapaa 7 ай бұрын

Nah, He was just looking for India! That's in the (general) direction of Pacific, right?

@Smithistory 8 ай бұрын

I think one min max area Bittersteel misses out on is taking advantage of the production efficiency of things he doesn't like. I would keep a few mils on a high soft attack light tank, to basically serve as an spg, while I ramp up medium tank production.

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

I considered it, but the fuel situation wasn't going to make that a reality

@Stiann86 8 ай бұрын

6:00 Oh my god!! We have talked about this guys😂😂 You gonna give Bitter a brainaneurysm if you dont keep the artillery up to date

@dwarfbard6226 8 ай бұрын

You take flexible organization for the org loss reduction. Coordination is good if you stack it (signal companies etc.) to delete individual divisions out of battles, but to exploit large front attacks (like battle planning with motorized) flexible is pretty good.

@Boleslav4 5 ай бұрын

This is impressive AF. I do not get into disasters like these (I quite way way before that), but I do get into situations where I defend, but cannot push or dunno how to win properly. Right now I have Trotsky in the USSR, killed some 6M attackers and lost about 300k of my soldiers, but only recently have I pushed a few tiles. Meanwhile, Italy is almost gone, like always. The fact I have no idea how to properly take over everything means I enjoy both your defensive and your offensive parts of the videos. The defending part is crazy though - like I am starting to think you can defend anything in this game.

@Smithistory 8 ай бұрын

As far as I understand mobile infantry is better. Blitzkrieg just adds more breakthrough to tanks, which you don't need as tanks already have good breakthrough. Mobile infantry allows you to put more tanks into you armored divisions and still have good org.

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

That's a good point

@12gark 8 ай бұрын

Mobile infantry is better if you push with normal divisions. If you do a multiplayer game where you basically only fight with tanks, it's better to go for blitzkrieg, but in single player and with mixed troops, mobile infantry is the best option. Especially if you use the most cost effective unit in the game for pushing: mech.

@antonpsd4849 8 ай бұрын

but it give tanks more org, what tanks lack the most

@12gark 8 ай бұрын

@@antonpsd4849 org is not that important in multiplayer. You need every bit of stats you can have, you rock with 35 org inf. When you are in a click battle, you reorg while retreating basically. In single player i get it, but in multi you just go full stats all the time.

@elijah4685 5 ай бұрын

worrying about meta in this game is cringe, space marines and battleplan is all i need@@12gark

@AmirSatt 8 ай бұрын

This disaster save is exactly what Frederick the Great experienced in 7 years war lol

@jake7435 8 ай бұрын

But russia was a prussiaboo

@david_3248 8 ай бұрын

What ? Soviets in Hamburg? Jk

@jimmcneal5292 7 ай бұрын

@@jake7435it wasn't for a long time, it switched sides later during the war

@speedracer1004 8 ай бұрын

One thing to note about the start of the save is that this guy was playing a FIVE speed war.

@alexcritical9351 8 ай бұрын

im about that masochistical grind

@babazaba 4 күн бұрын

Space marines? Nah, we got atmosphere warriors.

@commandercorl1544 8 ай бұрын

This isn't even a disaster, this is like, a catastrophe save. An atomic save.

@whitezombie10 8 ай бұрын

It’s the point where you alt+f4 and try again

@danielsantiagourtado3430 8 ай бұрын

Your videos are great man! Keep up the good work 😊😊😊😊

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

Thanks a ton!

@danielsantiagourtado3430 8 ай бұрын

@@Bitt3rSteel Always

@heathrussell8234 8 ай бұрын

Hey Steel, I love the video as always. I’ve become a lot better at this game since I found this channel. I have a suggestion. You should do a series that is the opposite of disaster save. You have competent players send in strong germanys, and then take over an ai USSR, UK, or USA, or vice versa. There is of course the issue that the AI will ruin their country, but nontheless putting the ai in a strong position could give an opportunity for more multiplayer focused tips.

@Henorius 8 ай бұрын

I always enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work man!

@F.R.E.D.D2986 8 ай бұрын

Man is saying he can't save a Germany, yet managed to liberate Germany as Germany from the Allies who had occupied Germany

@UnstablePyro19 6 ай бұрын

I would love to see longer videos of these

@EndellionQT 8 ай бұрын

30:26 It warms my heart to see the British Empire flag slapped on the French mainland.

@ScarTalon 8 ай бұрын

very well done, hell of a turn around and video.

@sarahlynn7807 8 ай бұрын

Probably my favourite video yet! Desperate as hell. And a great rare tag at the end!

@rexcert3569 8 ай бұрын

The little entente guarantee circle sucks, they should just make an event fire if Austria Hungary reunites then have the circle, and for historical maybe just have France get an event if one of them are getting justified on until they do the buy time focus

@fem530 8 ай бұрын

yeah, the Japan declaring on Yugoslavia seems to be a bug when historical AI is turned off. They do it most of my games if Yugo still exists

@gavingorman3267 8 ай бұрын

Can I save a crumbling Germany? Community/fans: No. Bitt3rsteel: Are you sure about that?

@_Makanko_ 8 ай бұрын

Very nice. I did miss to see if you managed to field a decent airforce in the end?

@LydiotGamingTV 8 ай бұрын

He probably got Danzig returned from Poland in exchange for a guarantee.

@gengarzilla1685 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's how Monarchist Germany settles the Polish issue.

@whitezombie10 8 ай бұрын

You can just remove the guarantee

@kloroben.gargara 7 ай бұрын

Well played dude, nice. i like your every video. keep going like that.

@Torente32 2 ай бұрын

That's why I always keep a full stack division as home defense.Just in case someone decides a naval invade

@TamiGeorge-vs1ug 8 ай бұрын

This is the definition of Quality over Quantity

@darthbader6506 8 ай бұрын

Fantastic! Great job

@shmevan_ 8 ай бұрын

Been having Japan declare war on Yugoslavia seemingly at random on all of my Imperial Germany campaigns lately, it really throws things off the rails

@dr_vendetta8361 7 ай бұрын

Its due to the game code breaking

@redoctober67 7 ай бұрын

I know you said you want this to be teaching, but my god I don't think I've ever heard you sounding so pissed-off when going over the absolute chaos at the start.

@idratherhidethat6033 8 ай бұрын

yeah I've also seen Japan declaring on Yugo

@haydeeeutsey9912 7 ай бұрын

Stalin: Confused screaming

@khalidgagnon8753 8 ай бұрын

I have found a fairly interesting design for an infantry tank group that is manufacturing heavy but punches hard for minimal manpower. 3-light 1-heavy 3-infantry. Artillery support. - bare minimum. Used it as Manchukuo and it defends well, it attacks well it's just op

@12gark 8 ай бұрын

7 inf, 2 medium (with a lot of armour), 1 arty. Push, hold, whatever. But i tried a mech only run with Italy, where I made infantry for Port guards and just a bunch of 9 mech, 4 arty. You can squeeze 24 of those out of the same IC you'd need for 6-8 tanks, and they work just the same. I litterally took on the entirety of the world with only those, and if you keep up with artillery research and mech, they work until very late game.

@lucaskalebef 8 ай бұрын

This is one of the most beautiful things that I've ever seen

@Drunkendino34 Ай бұрын

We gonna just ignore the fact he has 16k light tanks in storage?

@hurll4152 8 ай бұрын

In no historical Japan usually declares on Yugoslavia. Don't know why

@krasnamerah1926 8 ай бұрын

Yugoslavia doing the "Join the Tripartite Pact" foci and found the nearest fascist faction leader, in this case, Japan. Paul got booted by the Air Force, Yugoslavia quits the faction, and the faction leader got a wargoal on Yugoslavia. IRL, Germany declares on Yugoslavia because of the coup.

@krzysztofneuman6293 8 ай бұрын

Why do I get the feeling that the editor's personality is largely based on Futurama?

@dogsiii 8 ай бұрын

this is like ragnarok 1937 but without any bonus weapons and with barely any troops

@josh10722 8 ай бұрын

I really want to play this game (i bought it on steam on sale) but good Lord it is too technical for my brain to process, i just enjoy watching vids on it

@fredericcote1577 8 ай бұрын

31:32 : the perfect laughter when the game took the last ounce of sanity you have that day

@sovietchannel8300 8 ай бұрын

2:59 where the fu. hell 😂😂😂 nice save

@timmulieri7141 8 ай бұрын

I’m a simple man. When I see a bittersteel episode, I like

@aqueltipo98 8 ай бұрын

One must imagine sisyphus happy

@eisbergsyndrom5010 8 ай бұрын

33:16 Ah, yes. My favorite activity since a certain recent event.

@spiderhouse9809 7 ай бұрын

This is how hoi should be played difficult situation creating plans adapting your army and special units for plans organization of the navy and air force to complement and support each other that's why i like the disaster saves a bit more than normal cause it's not set a plan and go even at the peak of the enemies power that happens only when they are at their last toes and capitulating

@REALNMG 7 ай бұрын

I think if I can figure out how too do the saves my gameplay might break the line of doable and not doable but who knows

@herbseasoning81720ha 8 ай бұрын

Basically an Endseig playthrough.

@thelordpatricksun8759 8 ай бұрын

Omg the futurama referances strike again! this is a way of editing by now i think xD also a bittersteel disaster save is always nice to watch before sleep 😁

@walnzell9328 7 ай бұрын

France should be a core of the Holy Roman Empire. After all is was a part of it under Charlemagne. And it was Charlemagne who united (most of) Francia, becoming king of the Franks, *before* his conquest of Germania and becoming Holy Roman Emperor.

@Anders_Lund 8 ай бұрын

Convoy escort? Did the German navy help the Soviets to land?

@whitezombie10 8 ай бұрын

No they escort convoys for trade (with the nation that owns the fleet ) and naval invasions launched by the nation which owns the fleet and they take all the fuel by travelling back and forth to escort each convoy assigned to anything which is why Bitt3rSteel was complaining about fuel. They didn’t escort the soviets but they didn’t attack them either because they aren’t programmed to do that on convoy escort. Convoy escort is good when you launch a naval invasion or really need resources from the sea because you can just put a part of the navy on it and make the rest hold the naval supremacy

@Anders_Lund 8 ай бұрын

@@whitezombie10 it was meant as a joke... I know how convoy escort works in HOI4 but I never use it

@thenoisyknight1014 7 ай бұрын

He sounds so pained near the beginning 😂😂😂

@ArseniyKozak 8 ай бұрын

usa be like: Waaaait what? Holy Roman Empire ?! Man, fuck the europe! we're out

@Kermit670 8 ай бұрын

Hey Bitter, do you think the AI Force Attack Cheese are done the same way you do Last Stand Cheese? Swapping out generals and the like?

@AccelEng 8 ай бұрын

That was super impressive 0___0 I feel like I still need to learn more about the game to pull off stunts like these ones ^^

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

Go for it!

@Bigzthegreat 8 ай бұрын

10:07 bittersteel messed up and now he has to save a bankrupt bittersteel

@eduardolimanovack7491 8 ай бұрын

My guy, you have to "reform" Germany as the Volga German State (you'll have to use the Road to '56 mod) and yes, possible i think

@gernhard.reinholdsen 8 ай бұрын

Was this starting situation the result of some 'do everything as wrong as humanly possible' challenge?

@kooanimations7700 8 ай бұрын

I want this game so much, but I don`t have money to buy it.

@chris231._. 8 ай бұрын

The thumbnail is goated

@mertyirmibesoglu5527 8 ай бұрын

Hey man can you make a video about all the templates tank and plane designes for singleplayer. I think that will be so cool

@iancasey8608 8 ай бұрын

A million people do that already, like Feedback Gaming.

@mertyirmibesoglu5527 8 ай бұрын

Thanks mate I will check it @@iancasey8608

@maksnowak7584 7 ай бұрын

You could use a trick with a port to make it easier ;) But as we see you don't need it :D

@ssbottudos467 8 ай бұрын

27:21 BRO MADE LINKIN PARK REFERENCE AHAHHAHA

@Chorutowo 8 ай бұрын

A question, do you do disaster saves with mods? Like kaiserreich for example

@sovaticcygua1808 8 ай бұрын

as much as i love this i feel like there's no more point in watching it if you know he only posts disaster saves that actually get saved instead of something failing

@parisbrown6322 8 ай бұрын

There have def been a couple disaster saves where he's *actually* not been able to succeed tho

@mrididnt1631 8 ай бұрын

its more about the journey than the destination

@richardsantosgarcia8972 8 ай бұрын

I must say that's a very odd pet peeve to have ngl. Isn't the whole point of this to watch how he manages to beat impossible situations and odds? If he were to post random disasters in which he loses at the end, that would just be the equivalent of being blueballed. Very odd indeed XD.

@Vaelosh466 8 ай бұрын

Whether or not a save can be salvaged is mostly determined in the first 30 minutes of playing it. If he can set up a defensive line that can resist the enemy throwing itself at it, the enemy will bleed all their equipment and manpower faster than they'll ever recover it, while he'll just get stronger. So my guess is that if he does ever come across disasters he can't save the video would be about 2 minutes long.

@GreatNishanka 8 ай бұрын

BITTERSTEEL BECAME LOW TIER GOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@maremaarten 7 ай бұрын

Well done!

@gggo1789 8 ай бұрын

Bro the THUMBNAIL IS COOL

@DrFerk2 8 ай бұрын

Epic (I believe) meme inspired thumbnail 👌

@langitasisi7768 8 ай бұрын

Love the thumbnail

@thedead12 8 ай бұрын

Germany: Terms of Fluel, we have no fluel

@Hello-vs5xg 7 ай бұрын

What was the division templates please for the shock troops?

@jamieoboyle7100 8 ай бұрын

Bitt3r just keeps on smashing these disasters like it’s nothing👍. Would you consider doing a run as Ireland to take over the British?

@Bitt3rSteel 8 ай бұрын

Hell yes

@KevVIII 8 ай бұрын

Wow. This is first time seeing bitt3rsteel be... well, bitter. The initial pep talks on what not to do as alt history Germany (to be fair, all paths Germany) was such a "disappointed pops" mode that I felt legit nostalgia for that one homework I didn't do in middle school showing up on my report card in front of my Asian parents.