Can Louis beat the genius bar while wasted off Jagermeister?

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@BillAnt 6 жыл бұрын

At 29:15 omg, you have no idea how many times that happened for me too, nice commercial carpeted floor, screw or whatnot falls, and eats it right then and then, seldom or never to be found!! ha-ha-ha

@opfipip3711 6 жыл бұрын

home button works flawless on linux for going to the begin of an PDF in all PDF viewers tried. If it did not work at some point in the past that was fixed.

6 жыл бұрын

I nearly forgot, that bottle have been opened before hence you could have filled it with something else and just act drunk. Many on youtube do that fake shit. When doing a drunk video be sure to leave the bottle unopened and record you open it for the first time.

@BillAnt 6 жыл бұрын

I hope you're joking about

@BillAnt 6 жыл бұрын

Sadly, the Genius Bar has a lot of not-so-geniuses working there.

@DK_Son 4 жыл бұрын

IDK what is more impressive. Fixing the mobo while drunk, or necking warm Jager over and over. Absolute machine.

@kylewitter2806 4 жыл бұрын

Or...absolut machine? I’ll show myself out

@vinnievalentine421 4 жыл бұрын

It's a challenge to do something you are good at, while drinking.

@AngryJT 4 жыл бұрын

@@vinnievalentine421 If you can't do something you're "good at" without drinking, you aren't actually good at it.

@kernalmustang260 3 жыл бұрын

@@AngryJT re-read his comment. He called it a challenge to do something drunk, that's all.

@maliciousuwu8516 3 жыл бұрын

He’s simply built different

@BallerDan53 4 жыл бұрын

Drunk Louis Rossmann sounds a lot like Louis Rossmann.

@vinnievalentine421 4 жыл бұрын

Preopened bottle

@ConfusedTeddy. 7 ай бұрын

@@vinnievalentine421HAHAHA

@infiltr80r 4 жыл бұрын

What kind of an animal drinks Jäger straight from the bottle? An IT repair guy.

@lifestrash 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think i've ever not drank jager from the bottle, and its my go to drink.

@lokilxix 4 жыл бұрын

You ever work in IT? It drove me to drinking pretty regularly. At some point you just cut out the middle and go for the bottle.

@infiltr80r 4 жыл бұрын

@@lokilxix Yes I have but not for long. I much prefer the software side of things.

@avodacado 4 жыл бұрын

That first gulp had me breathing fire HA! What a champ

@johnbenoit6768 4 жыл бұрын

I pretend its licorice and deal with it XD

@rafabode 4 жыл бұрын

Genious bar: You can't fix that! Louis: Hold my Jaguermaister...

@tahunkwai5979 4 жыл бұрын

i think you mean hand me my Jaguermaister

@jankubistjk7921 4 жыл бұрын

It is called Jägermeister

@sonnyrynsaard3567 4 жыл бұрын

Hold my *empty jägermiester

@mumbles2840 2 жыл бұрын

Damn you guy, from a year ago taking my correction joke

@mumbles2840 2 жыл бұрын

Like~

@FlyingBoxHead 6 жыл бұрын

Warm Jager, no chaser, +80 Respect

@LocoMe4u 5 жыл бұрын

+80 extra Respect from me.

@Valrax 5 жыл бұрын

shit, ever wash down vodka with blunt hits? lmao

@Riddlemt 5 жыл бұрын

Why? It's mothers milk

@somedrunkdude6804 5 жыл бұрын

Warm Jager once, is why I don't drink Jager anymore +90 Respect

@Elias-ru5xk 5 жыл бұрын

Erik Bayless I didn't even know Jägermeister is a thing in America. lol

@redpunk 8 жыл бұрын

Aren't motherboards dug out of the Earth, pre-built? I though that that's why we invaded Afghanistan.

@mellowcream69 8 жыл бұрын

topkek

@enterthedistrict5056 8 жыл бұрын

wake up sheeple the afhgan war was for motherboards , dont let the jews in msm tell you otherwise.

@mellowcream69 8 жыл бұрын

EnterTheDistrict WERE GONNA DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS

@enterthedistrict5056 8 жыл бұрын

MellowCream BREAK THE CONDITIONING!!!!!!!!!

@inconsistanttruth 8 жыл бұрын

we invaded afghanistan for the ram bro, bloody conspiracy theorist.

@oh8wingman 4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the old motorcycle shops I used to frequent in the 60's and 70's. They were untidy, grimy in fact, and the mechanics were grease to the elbows and frequently under the influence. But they could diagnose and fix damn near anything and they were passionate about their work. Today we have lots of flash, track lighting, chipper smiling sales people in running shoes, no hint of the smell of motor oil and exhaust and they can't fix shit. Huge improvement, simply huge.............

@ClideGeardenaweseomeness 3 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@DieEineMieze 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you are addicted, it becomes your normal state.

@alexanderofrhodes9622 3 жыл бұрын

If they can be shitfaced and still get the job done for a competitive rate, I'm not seeing the issue

@Trauncher 5 жыл бұрын

Louis, I think you've stumbled on to something here... consider the following... Given the reference "How many shots of Jager does Louis have to consume in order to be as dumb as a Genius bar Genius"... you could develop a Jager index for various repairs... for example:, An extremely difficult repair requiring specialized equipment, and not doable by most repair people, would have a relatively low Jager index... (how many shots does it take to make Louis unable to repair the part...) vs a fairly simple repair that the genius bar genius (GBG) would also say is not repairable, would have a relatively high Jager index... perhaps an entire bottle... Given enough trials, you may be able to estimate these values, and then rate your repairs in "Jager Index value". the higher the index, the more ridiculous the GBG assertion that it cannot be done.

@Fosi94 5 жыл бұрын

I like this. A lot.

@AshtonSnapp 5 жыл бұрын

“This repair has a Jager Index value of 10 bottles.”

@chiefdenis 4 жыл бұрын

lmao, but alcohol poisoning

@miawpower8521 4 жыл бұрын

Chief Denis ikr hes a cat so he cant tollerate allot of it (alinitys cat)

@chiefdenis 4 жыл бұрын

@@miawpower8521 my reasoning is that, no amount of alcohol can make him as dumb as an apple genius, their dumbness transcends all known universes

@sonnyrynsaard3567 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes people drink when they can't fix problems. Louis: *drinks in between every step of fixing a complex problem*

@isunktheship 7 жыл бұрын

24:35 - The multimeter is also more drunk than I am, since it just fell down... how did it fall down? 23:17 - ***DRUNK GUY KNOCKS OVER MULTIMETER**

@krassergamerLP 5 жыл бұрын

Alzheimer intensifies

@dillzilla4454 5 жыл бұрын

what's funny is that he even acknowledges that it fell over and pushes to the side.

@ikillfh844 5 жыл бұрын

also he says it just fell down a good minute after

@MrThetronica 4 жыл бұрын

23:21 knocks over multimeter.

@thao0226 5 жыл бұрын

"The first thing we do is...have another drink." LOL Every other next step should start with that.

@aterack833 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen instructions that give drinking indicators

@Goldenkrew3000 4 жыл бұрын

"I wont get drunk off of this" proceeds to throw tweezers at wall and knock over multimeter and call it drunk

@Vinni-2K 3 жыл бұрын

the tweezers part was gold

@AIeha 8 жыл бұрын

28:25 *THEEESEE TWEEEZEERS ARE BUUUUULSHIIIT* **throws tweezers at wall** ROFL

@MrK1kk3r 8 жыл бұрын

And into the next dimension (Y)

@anonanon352 7 жыл бұрын

And the next dimension doesn't want them... spits them back out, they land 4 inches away from the hand that threw them.

@edn2448 6 жыл бұрын

Anon Anon7

@king_etokura6605 6 жыл бұрын

IT FUCKING LANDED NEXT TO HIS KEYBOARD I'M DYING

@Sonicfan1661 6 жыл бұрын

King_Etokura Lmao I just noticed that too.

@ZachHixsonTutorials 8 жыл бұрын

I was listening with the volume turned down and the captions on. At 2:27 the captions were "does drunken lois no more than the G spot, and we're going to find that out so here with this 80 bucks viagra master"

@theLuigiFan0007Productions 8 жыл бұрын

I didn't believe you at first... well... those are some akward captions. XDDD

@HeIljumper 8 жыл бұрын

+Zach Hixson thats the most incredible thing ive ever seen

@ProGamer1515 8 жыл бұрын

Wow that's incredible! 😹

@francois7487 8 жыл бұрын

+Zach Hixson lol

@tomg5187 6 жыл бұрын

Derek Walker You’ve led a sheltered life haven’t you son?

@ExtraLongHonkers 4 жыл бұрын

love how much this guy hates apple stores. the rate at which he rips on them vs. the amount he drinks is amazing

@MidnightBloomDev 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist : Apple employee had 2 bottles instead of 1

@Fosi94 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jqtheadvengergaming5335 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@mackmasters325 4 жыл бұрын

@@b-rett4004 lol

@peter2991 4 жыл бұрын

@@mackmasters325 Third plot twist, the apple employee was drinking apple juice with two shots of Vodka kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nsqZdaqQub--eHU.html

@M4XD4B0ZZ 4 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh way more than necessary

@billyproctor9714 7 жыл бұрын

Louis, Thank you for all your efforts. I'm a goldsmith and on occasion I drop a diamond or something on the floor that I just have to find. Here is a trick my dad tot me many years ago and I still use several times a month. Take a narrow beam flash light, turn off all the light, put the flashlight flat on the floor and fallow around the beam till you see the long shadow cast by your lost item. Give it a try next time your desperate, good luck, Billy

@AbrasiveCarl 7 жыл бұрын

That's brilliant, Thanks man!

@recreant359 7 жыл бұрын

Tried and true, I second this method!

@TheKaos90 7 жыл бұрын

Non-mac laptop repair guy here , i use the same method when i fuck up and spill the tray with the screws.I always find all of them

@carlost856 7 жыл бұрын

Billy Proctor thanks for the tip I'll use it and it's a good motivation to keep my workspace clean.

@billyproctor9714 7 жыл бұрын

Use the same method with a high powered laser, but first empty the cans into something resembling a stomach.

@prodrift101 8 жыл бұрын

I subscribed for your technical expertise, not your drunken repairs. I shall gladly watch your drunken repair videos.

@GiJoe94 4 ай бұрын

His brain goes overdrive when drunk. He speedran the schematics section

@thewowdom 4 жыл бұрын

28:25 you'll thank me later

@Eunostos 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@SableLeaf 4 жыл бұрын

@sp1du350 3 жыл бұрын

thank god u exist HAHSAHA

@xenniealchayliss2489 3 жыл бұрын

*F*

@davishahn3101 3 жыл бұрын

that yeet xD

@douglascody2829 3 жыл бұрын

You explaining that they read the difference of each other, so you put the “ground” on something you expect to have no voltage, helped me so much in understanding that concept. Thank you.

@xXFIREWIREXx 9 жыл бұрын

This is now my favorite youtube channel. I have watched about 20 of your videos over the last 2 days.

@rossmanngroup 9 жыл бұрын

xXFIREWIREXx Thank you! How did you find this btw?

@xXFIREWIREXx 9 жыл бұрын

Louis Rossmann Not through looking for a drunken repair video i'm afraid. I think the title is too long to be click bait :). I found your channel initially through "why i don't use apple products" which i think was suggested viewing as i enjoy watching repair videos. I was the person who had the job interview on monday and commented on your other video. Check out my daft punk build if you can be bothered or have time - s1105.photobucket.com/user/firewire2/library/Led%20Daft%20Punk%20helmet?sort=2&page=1 Would like to hear your views. Cheers

@pufero1 8 жыл бұрын

Louis Rossmann Lou i see you use a hakko and i am getting new solder used for work whit JBC irons and cheap useless ayoe and i alwalys ended use the jbc for all works. The hakko got low thermal inertia like jbc? Well i hate waste money on equipament my last fail was a unit metter ended hate it becuse cray auto off and ended geting a brymen 867 which a mile away of uni-t shit awesome low ohm range and DC and AC for ripple monitoring DC to DC converters whitout need use the osciloscope. I am closed for get it but need know how it works on big cocoper boards and heat recovering like JBCs.

@MrDashd 8 жыл бұрын

+xXFIREWIREXx weak. I've watched 30 in the last day :)

@t4p3t 8 жыл бұрын

+pufero1 I know it's not recommended to get clone soldering stations but I took risk and bought hakko clone from banggood and I'm using real hakko heads. Works perfectly.

@garoad2 7 жыл бұрын

For the record, I clicked for "beat the genius bar", not "wasted off Jagermeister".

@drevvd 7 жыл бұрын

same

@JmnNatu 6 жыл бұрын

labobo reddit.com/r/iamverysmart or reddit.com/r/nobodyasked

6 жыл бұрын

+Jmn Natu Did my comment rub the little baby the wrong way? Want a blankie? Can you not do better than that?

@JmnNatu 6 жыл бұрын

labobo /r/iamverybadass

6 жыл бұрын

+Jmn Natu LOL! You do know you just called me a bad ass, right? Flattery will not get you anywhere with me. Now what about that blankie? Or is a pacifier more to your liking? Or maybe you are cranky because you are hungry? I am leaning towards hungry.

@mattygalaxy 4 жыл бұрын

why's it feel like the Jager just heightened his skills lmao

@aterack833 4 жыл бұрын

Because he’s trying really hard not to fuck up, usually he just doesn’t care

@NekoYuki 2 жыл бұрын

@@aterack833 I mean... it could also be Balmer's peak.

@falcon01i 4 жыл бұрын

It's a very old video but I have discovered this channel recently and going through all of Louis videos and this guy is my role model now. I even listen to his videos on my way to work I can listen to this man whole day.

7 жыл бұрын

If someone tell you it cannot be repaired and you have to buy a new one, it's the real scam.

@67loowit_scarab57 4 жыл бұрын

Arduino vs Evil

@goyabee3200 8 жыл бұрын

The only soldering video I have ever seen that made me think, "Maybe you _can_ have too much flux."

@EhoenChoi 4 жыл бұрын

29:48 whenever Rossmann gets passionate or upset about something he sounds like barry bee benson

@allsystemsgootechaf9885 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alexanderofrhodes9622 3 жыл бұрын

I can't unhear this now

@julescircuits845 9 ай бұрын

been watching you for years Louis, how did I miss this gold!🤣🤣🤣

@GrenadeApple3 8 жыл бұрын

You're way too good for this world, Louis. Keep being real.

@jasonmrenfro 7 жыл бұрын

i made a rude comment towards you in a previous video....but this video makes sense to me now. even if you are buzzed. You dont pander, and i appreciated that. Im sorry for the quick poor judgement. ps im using a Macbook Air and i wont ever buy another apple computer.

@jasonmrenfro 7 жыл бұрын

also subed

@garoad2 7 жыл бұрын

Crapple is evil.

@SensSword 7 жыл бұрын

I've never seen an apology on KZfaq before... this is a rare find indeed.

@jasonmrenfro 7 жыл бұрын

timmd909 believe it. I have Pepsi to thank.

@richardmeyer418 6 жыл бұрын

I saw one in another Louis video - I wondered what dimension I had fallen into - the apologee gracefully accepted it as well. Weird.

@ZombieFeathers 4 жыл бұрын

Looking at this in 2019 and laughing when Louis is talking about a channel having 1.4 million subs. He's so close to 1M subs now, what an awesome channel.

@potentiallyacommentor5648 10 ай бұрын

Update: now 1.84 million subscribers.

@squidward1839 5 ай бұрын

2 million

@diamondheat9 5 жыл бұрын

How hasn't this grown bigger? Just discovered this video.and glad I've been a subscriber!

@aterack833 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@daru_klas 8 жыл бұрын

the problem is that the genius bar people are trained to tell you these things, whether they're true or not. they're not alone. The big box I used to work at constantly instructed me to lie to customers to convince them to pay too much for unnecessary repairs or service. They kept saying "convince the customer they're getting higher quality service, so it's worth more." It's not, the local independent stores did the same, if not better, service for half the price. Shops run by people like you (or to a much lesser extent me) who know what they're doing are very rare nowadays because low skill technicians are easier to deal with by the companies that employ them. They don't want thinkers, they want salesmen in tech clothing and the impatient ignorant public are more than happy to oblige them.

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

It makes me sad :(

@jj987987987 8 жыл бұрын

they are trained to tell you the device is not worth fixing.

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

Jordan Wu yes

@michealhoffstater9810 5 жыл бұрын

So what you're telling me is that the "Genius Bar" is really a propaganda brigade? That makes sense, but it also makes me wonder how long it'll take before they start handing out packets all about how people like Louis are scammers, con artists, and representatives of Satan himself.

@UndeadIife 8 жыл бұрын

I'm a Microsoft Consultant and all day I have to deal with people coming from the apple store( I work at best buy in a mall with an apple store) and the things those people tell them is just unreal. One of those "Geniuses" told a customer that apple uses special hardware that windows pc don't use... But i really enjoy your videos and this video was the one that made me subscribe.

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Saunders A lobbyist told the senate & assemblypeople that if I repair an apple laptop motherboard with their schematics that I turn it into a PC by doing so and then misrepresent the repaired laptop to my customer as a mac when infact I have turned it into a PC so they don't release schematics to keep me from defrauding customers.

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

***** YES!!

@volundrfrey896 8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Saunders That's true though, the cases are unique to apple and windows doesn't use any hardware since it's an operating system.

7 жыл бұрын

You are fucking stupid. With your logic you are saying an HP laptop case will fit on a Dell laptop because they are both PC's. Dumb bitch have you noticed that Apple's are PC's ever since they switch from there PowerPC to x86-x64 Intel architecture in 2006? You know that PC's makers share the same processors as Apple? The difference is the OS.

@mkultrasoldier 6 жыл бұрын

Technically they're right. Apple does have a few special chips in the new MBP's. Looking at the T-something chip for the touchbar. Still a bullshit statement though

@gezortenplotz 5 жыл бұрын

Graduated Navy’s micro-miniature repair course in 1983. Equipment & technique have come a long way since then. Jagermeister should have been a pre-requisite prior to class. Bravo Zulu on the video.

@Masomqwwq 4 жыл бұрын

"Idiot puts macbook in toaster and says 'I fixed it'" Ahhhh Linus

@bendover-vk8gz 4 жыл бұрын

Mason Alphonso link?

@Masomqwwq 4 жыл бұрын

@@bendover-vk8gz kzfaq.info/get/bejne/br6RodVlz9HRdZc.html

@Masomqwwq 4 жыл бұрын

@@bendover-vk8gz kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ic6eaq-Vrti6mYU.html The follow up where Louis didn't like Linus' oven method

@xeveniahdarkwind178 3 жыл бұрын

The humble toaster oven or conventional range oven does a killer reflow job...

@Masomqwwq 3 жыл бұрын

@@xeveniahdarkwind178 I know, it's just fun watching Louis make ambiguous references calling Linus an idiot

@robertmees1305 8 жыл бұрын

Louis, I am a youth director at a church in California and part-time wanna be computer repair guy for the members of our church. One of my youth is interested in electrical engineering and stumbled upon your page. He is a huge fan and told me about it. You do such great work and you are such a delight to watch. I love your rants and your videos need to be part of a class on Business Ethics. Keep up the great work man, you rock!

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Mees Thank you!

@reefrocks12 8 жыл бұрын

Watching this at 7am on a 2nd Christmas day and laughing all the time. This channel is underrated, deserves way more views than it has. You, kind Sir, have earned another subscriber. Cheers

@nickburak7518 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Apple employees should start drinking...

@Elzcian 5 жыл бұрын

And make them less incompetent that they already are?

@Lara-dr8is 5 жыл бұрын

@@Elzcian r/whoosh

@munjee2 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they can't get worse

@vapeymcvape5000 5 жыл бұрын

Then they'd be too drunk to pull their scam.

@MustyCustard 5 жыл бұрын

They'll drink Cider

@alexanderah7542 4 жыл бұрын

I got this on my recommended feed, i don´t understand most of it but i like the dude

@ALionlikeMane 6 жыл бұрын

"a drunk idiot can beat the genius bar" I goddamn love this channel. Subscribed

@timturner7609 8 жыл бұрын

*knocks the multimeter over* This multimeter is drunk!

@spencert21 4 жыл бұрын

How long did it take him to attain this level of knowledge and understanding. It’s amazing how intuitive all of this is to him

@yung_megafone Ай бұрын

I remember I was playing Minecraft once, building a little data center while listening to KZfaq in the background At some point this video came on and I haven't been able to stop watching Louis ever since! Keep up the great work, you're fighting the great fight and I admire the hell out of everything you do! ❤

@kazikian 8 жыл бұрын

I'm loving your videos. They are oddly soothing. It's fun to just listen to you drone on (in a good way). And sometimes I learn something.

@Dj4Life777 9 жыл бұрын

Man... I wanna find out how the customer reacted...

@SpAzMaNiK 7 жыл бұрын

...which describes the majority of Apple's customer base...

@scabobble3912 7 жыл бұрын

SpAzMaNiK that is true huh.

@Thenaturalstyles 7 жыл бұрын

Paya Chinglish which is why he brought the board in to get scammed? what makes him a douche. if dodge tells me an independent mechanic can't appropriately reflash my cars os I'd probably believe them.

@ThEuNdYiNg1 6 жыл бұрын

Thenaturalstyles bru u can reflash a dodge ecu probably on your own, I do it with my mustang all the time

@MediHusky 6 жыл бұрын

Bro you shouldn't replace your own ram sometimes it's bricked out of the box.

@RynePittman 5 жыл бұрын

Louis, I'm currently fucked up off my ongoing depression and have been lurking around your videos for a while now. I'm in good health physically, but mentally completely disrupt; it was my dad's anniversary of his death yesterday (alcoholism over multiple years, an awful way to go for him and the family) and one of my closest childhood friends recently hanged himself (depression) which has really pushed me over the limit. Seeing you swig that first (and/or second/third) shot and spinning around in your chair like a little kid venturing off into his first capri sun sugar high had me laughing until tears came out. It's very rare for tears to escape my eyes these days with all the shielding my fucked up brain likes to output. You're one of the most genuine human beings on KZfaq currently and seeing you progress over the years has been nothing but awe-inspiring for me and fellow viewers I'm sure. You really take the bullshit out of this process and give us the cold-hard facts when it matters, despite all the rampant fanboyism present these days. Thanks for being you, much love from Arizona.

@ragestuffin 5 жыл бұрын

@ivangoubarevpascual4301 4 жыл бұрын

It's terrible that you had to go through all that. I haven't had to put up with as much shit, but I also struggle a lot. In my case, what keeps me going is the thought that little by little, I'll be able to improve my life, but every person is different. Louis is one of those people that makes me recover faith in human kind. Anyway, I know this is a year later, but hope you are doing well!

@vandl107 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Man couldn't agree more seems honest and no nonsense. I'm sorry for your pain and loss intelligent content is cool. Much ADDITIONAL LOVE from Phx... Arizona.

@randybugger3006 9 ай бұрын

I'm so glad I found this old video.

@hgbugalou 8 жыл бұрын

I work as an infrastructure architect in IT for a fortune 500 company. I deal with the x86 servers/AD/VMWare in our datacenters. I am on call once a month. When I am on call I try to not get too drunk but Murphy's law would predict I would eventual get paged on a night I was plastered. This has happened a couple times. I am a firm believer I have done my best work on these calls. I once even got praised by one of the execs who said I took control of the call and drove us to a quick solution. I guess its like bowling as there is a certain level of drunk that makes you better. I will gladly chip in on a bottle of Jager for you to have only of this monthly!

@Andy-cr2nn 8 жыл бұрын

+Michael O i hope you weren't driving when you were on call too!

@davidpausini1269 8 жыл бұрын

As a former Apple Employee, the retail stores are all about favoritism most of the "geniuses" get there solely on how well "liked" they are by management. I am currently repairing Mac's in Mexico since there are not Apple retail store or authorized centers. I say you play an important role! Thanks for being an entertainer! You are my man-crush!

@Erowens98 6 жыл бұрын

David Pausini well, considering an apple geniuses job is basically just telling people the issue can't be fixed and must be replaced, id say likeability would be the only criteria that actually effects income.

@BurntSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын

We just discovered Louis' secret on where he gets his super powers from...Jagermeister. The man didn't skip a beat.

@frankenstein7722 3 жыл бұрын

Louis you have my respect (I am drinking scotch while typing this) I have been in the high tech manufacturing and development for over 50 years, from the incept of the first integrated circuits to todays bleeding edge technology. In my case mostly fiber related. Most people today have no idea what makes their favorite toys and tools work, and even less ability to repair said items. You provide a necessary service and a way for people to defend against corporate dominance. Plus you strike me as one of the good guys, please keep doing what you do best. Cheers!

@FitnessRegiment 8 жыл бұрын

Where can I find these schematics?

@theLuigiFan0007Productions 8 жыл бұрын

FitnessRegiment laptop-schematics.com

@frankieboyo1969 8 жыл бұрын

+FitnessRegiment All over the web, including at the site which appeared on the watermark on the schematic.. 30 years ago, pre-Web we had to buy photocopies from ads in the back of servicing magazines..There are a number of boardreader applications out there to read *.brd and other filetypes.

@janulrikheydorn 8 жыл бұрын

+Frank E Davidson Some people don't get sarcasm...

@frankieboyo1969 8 жыл бұрын

Jan-Ulrik Günter Heydorn That wasn't written in sarcasm font.

@ahsokatano6059 8 жыл бұрын

+FitnessRegiment really? he showed it like 20million times.

@okbridges Жыл бұрын

I like your videos from your old store much better. Much more personable and down to earth.

@ChrisgammaDE 3 жыл бұрын

2:40 "Does drunken Luis know more than the genius bar?" *Proceeds to chug the bottle* O.o

@cleetose 8 жыл бұрын

Apple's true genius is their ability to convince people to buy a brand new laptop instead of fixing the current one.

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

+cleetose TRUTH!

@IlBiggo 6 жыл бұрын

That's not limited to apple. Every shop I ever bought anything from has tried the "It can't be repaired" trick on me and on everybody I know. Most shops will try to sell you a new pc even if you're asking for a larger drive. They'll try to sell you a new (insert electric device here) instead of replacing a burnt fuse. That's the main reason I own a soldering station and a few screwdrivers .-D The "genius" bar is actually useful if you're an ideal apple user (the kind of guy who makes an apple account and keeps backups on iCloud). Broken mac goes in, new (usually refurbished) mac comes out, no questions asked. Log in, get your data back. The so-called apple experience isn't that bad - it actually made me MUCH more productive, not to mention, relaxed.

@ValtteriV 9 жыл бұрын

I dont like macbooks, i dont like apple products and i dont fix electronics on component level(except once i changed caps in a monitor's PSU) but your videos are still fun to watch

@nathanielswanson5730 3 жыл бұрын

I've watched at least one board repair video in the past but usually skip them. I'm now 10:35 into this video and just realizing that I'm still watching because he's drinking. I think his played worked this time!

@redraven117 3 жыл бұрын

Louis makes repair videos so good I watch them for enjoyment, never fixed tech in my life but at this rate that may change.

@yaboifet9058 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video Louis. I study electrical engineering and computer science. Watching your videos is quite relaxing (though they are a bit long, however, keep doing what you do). Greetings from Germany!

@AndreiTache 5 жыл бұрын

I love how even with a ‘joke’ video you’re still giving the middle finger to Apple :D Keep up the great work!

@rberg79 3 жыл бұрын

This was really informative. I mean that very strongly too - I also work in IT and have a basic grasp of circuits but to see you in action made it make a lot more sense than I thought it would.

@raifthemad 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that bit about something falling on the floor and disappearing forever is so relatable.

@Napert 5 жыл бұрын

If you drop a screw and can't find it, try dropping another screw

@raifthemad 5 жыл бұрын

@@Napert Figured as much, but if you're deliberately dropping one and observing its trajectory it never falls the same way.

@Napert 5 жыл бұрын

@@raifthemad well it worked for me when i somehow dropped all the screws required to assemble a laptop and i couldn't find half of them until i dropped one and boom the rest showed up like it was christmas

@raifthemad 5 жыл бұрын

@@Napert It might work once, but I do electronics repair stuff for living and a few times I've tried that method have not born fruit.

@speedyink 8 жыл бұрын

Dude, I love your videos. Not only do you go crazy in depth with major repairs (which is very interesting as someone who likes to try to repair his own stuff), but you're just so straight up about things it's great. It's very interesting to hear what Apple does to stop repairs like this from happening. I knew it was bad, I didn't know it was this bad. Keep up the good work, man. You may not get the high view counts that "let's play" and "fail compilation" videos get, but yours have more high quality content than those other videos could ever hope for. My videos are also low on the view counts but hey, it's just for the fun of learning to film and edit stuff.

@Edigor100 7 жыл бұрын

Hey Louis, I just want you to know that this is the first video I've ever watched from your channel and I really enjoyed so I subscribed. I really like your content so please keep doing what you're doing and never stop doing and please keep in mind that there are many people (me included) who will support you however they can.

@jumpman1823 4 жыл бұрын

As a man who has always drank Jagermeister warm and straight out of the bottle, seeing someone else drink the sacred deer blood deserves a nod.

@WuClear 4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Frank183847572828 4 жыл бұрын

The main problem in the IT world and the Networking world is that while some ppl can pull off fancy degrees or certifications to get jobs at the Genius Bar, for example, and others, they might not be able to do pull it off and do the job because there is no way to teach, learn and quantify resourcefulness. The ability to pull off a fix by finding your own way out of a ditch is soooooo underrated. Good on you Mr. Rossmann. Love the channel.

@vamp1refps 3 жыл бұрын

“...you’re either looking at schematics in 4k, or you’re torturing yourself”

@suomik1988 8 жыл бұрын

The best KZfaqrs are the ones that get you to subscribe without asking you. I subscribed after watching another one of your videos where you were doing routine CLR, but this one made me check to see that I was subscribed :)

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

@neipas02 3 жыл бұрын

Louis, I'm from the future. It worked. 1.58 million subscribers. Good job.

@lslBASICS 2 жыл бұрын

I think most of the appeal of drunken cooking, is your dealing with happy, silly, drunk people talking to you. And that's some thing a lot of people can relate to and enjoy.

@GavinRemme 8 жыл бұрын

I think what you do is really good, and can tell you do it for the right reasons. You could easily make way more money by having less integrity, but you value honesty over monetary gain. There is hope for this world :)

@aaronwalters9312 7 жыл бұрын

BUT WHERE DO I GET THE SCHEMATICS, LOUIS!

@Robert-ow8bs 5 жыл бұрын

Considering how much your Channel has grown from 400 views being norm back then I'm really happy to see the progress you've made. I originally watched your videos for just basic understanding of soldering for a Desktop pc mobo and then continued to watch because not only are you informed on what you're doing, but you're real and don't sugar coat shit. Especially when it comes to new tech, repairs, or even the business of repairing electronics itself. Anyhow enough of my spiel, keep the good work Louis!

@NippleSauce 4 жыл бұрын

9:05 - 9:22 is an example of excellent teaching - breaking something down completely and providing a simple way to understand *why* it works the way it does. Explaining what something does is one thing, but explaining how or why it works is what helps people to truly understand something and hang onto that knowledge.

@jkemeistr1419 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that you can drink Jagermeister straight is impressive enough

@WuClear 4 жыл бұрын

Shits delicious. Only liquor I can stand straight.

@gundenordstrom8123 4 жыл бұрын

@@WuClear Jägermeister is honestly one of the only liquors I absolutely cannot stand, makes my skin crawl.

@felixfrischmann9454 3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in austria

@diversitydeliverer7094 3 жыл бұрын

It's pretty godarn tasty. Just like a bourbon likeur with honey. Both sweet and almost medicinal like which makes it very smooth

@DonPancho1 8 жыл бұрын

Wow Louis, great moves! keep it up, proud of you! (also, that just left me in awe, I'm definitely subscribing!)

@TheWallmartPimp 8 жыл бұрын

+Pancho Papa Bless :D

@glenthemann 8 жыл бұрын

+Pancho VAPE NAYSH BRUH. GO GREEN

@DjCremeDelf 4 жыл бұрын

liked your straight forward way of talking, and honesty. long live small business. earned my sub

@MrShadoowz 4 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed this video Rossmann!

@saftschinken2353 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm trying to get back in shape." 5 seconds later "Let's take a drink!" :'D I'd trust you even after watching a questinable video like this. You're a pro with this matter!

@113katrina 7 жыл бұрын

you sir deserve more subscribers ..... I enjoy your content .... keep up the good work ...

@straw_hat_luffy_ 4 жыл бұрын

I don't why I'm getting this recommended to me 5 years later but I always make it a point to watch your videos whenever I get linked one. 😁

@R3llim87 4 жыл бұрын

Louis Rossman, the hero we need in 2020. Proving that all of us drinking at home should play with a soldering iron.

@jlebrech 7 жыл бұрын

it's always a capacitor man, except when it's a resistor.

@MassacreVegan 5 жыл бұрын

“We’re going to see if this changes view count and subscribers at all.” It did lmao.

@danielhall6805 3 жыл бұрын

Louis!!! I've been watching your videos for a few years. Today, I am in hysterics! lmao. This video is gold! I'm also drunk but fixing a Windows PC. Petition to bring this series back!??

@boostperception7158 5 жыл бұрын

I subscribed just because how nice your info was on the video. Great Job on all the repairs.

@AntonSlavik 4 жыл бұрын

The real miracle is that he recorded a video while drunk. It's really difficult to remember to switch things

@rickhuttono1 5 жыл бұрын

I'm quite positive that Jagermeister will win in the end... Oh, don't ship out your repaired projects before you double check them tomorrow...

@vidasvv 4 жыл бұрын

Good one Louis !!!! TNX 4 da upload !

@leonpavlic4384 5 жыл бұрын

Bravo my man!!!! The closure was pitch on!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🏆🏆🏆🏆🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ObtainEmployment 8 жыл бұрын

This is simply beautiful.

@89elmonster 8 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't be worrying about your subscribers count, you have great solid content and should be receiving your credit soon enough, as you can obviously see yt is on of the most heavily trafficked websites on the Internet is it makes sense that your videos aren't getting too many views, it's not that people don't like them it's that people can't find them. Good luck.

@asmrjunkie6613 7 жыл бұрын

They're pretty easy to find for anyone looking in the right places. I found him by googling subject matter related to his videos. I've read a few Reddits based on some of his videos and he really doesn't get positive comments. People saying he rambles too much, is too repetitive, too preachy etc... Personally, I think he maybe does go on a bit for my liking and acts like a dick sometimes (but then again who doesn't?), but all of this is subjective, what matters to me is the message he's trying to get across or the actual practical board repair stuff. The large majority of KZfaq viewers aren't interested in repairing motherboards, listening to business model advice and corporate greed stories. Personally, I am, which is why I'm subbed to him but I accept I'm in a minority there. There are things he can do to make his videos more appealing to the mainstream and gain views and subs as a result, but, to me, his current format is fine. If he changed to the "fluffy kitten" model of videos, I feel it would alienate his core followers. But, yeah, that's just my feelings. He can present his stuff any way he likes for all I care, just so long as he actually presents it.

@broti02 10 ай бұрын

7 years later and there he is now, you called it. Quality will always come out on top, even if it might take some time.

@tnglator 5 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest you tube channel Ive seen...cheers bro

@beecee793 5 жыл бұрын

The world needs more Louis Rossmans.

@TheMidnightNarwhal 8 жыл бұрын

Where do you get your schematics???

@rossmanngroup 8 жыл бұрын

+TheMidnightNarwhal The internet.

@TheMidnightNarwhal 8 жыл бұрын

Louis Rossmann Haha ;)

@SianaGearz 8 жыл бұрын

+Louis Rossmann That can't be right. The Internet is for porn! And if you get caught, just say you were checking your Internet connection.

@IamDootsdoot 8 жыл бұрын

Shit, just ping 8.8.8.8 ... It's the google DNS server, if you can't reach it, your internet is down.

@btchard7409 8 жыл бұрын

i guess.....check the watermark of the pdf :| Edit: Oh, wait, sarcasm detected :)))

@ericwood3709 8 жыл бұрын

Hm, you brought up Linux PDF readers not returning to the first page when you hit the Home key. Well, I just tested it in my default PDF reader of choice, which is Atril, and it does in fact return to the beginning of the PDF when I hit Home. Thanks for bringing that up, by the way - I never even knew about that! So, now you can go back to using Linux :D

@VirtualBSHere 7 жыл бұрын

I use Okular, the KDE default. As with most other KDE programs, you can configure the shortcuts. The default is Ctrl+Home, but it's easy to change it to just Home.

@TheVikingProgrammer 6 жыл бұрын

On Mupdf, you can press Q to quit a PDF reader

@CS80undermybed 4 жыл бұрын

I don't really drink, and I don't know what Jagermeisters are - but this video is PROPERLY powerful. Much respect sir!

@bryanrobertson6844 5 жыл бұрын

At first, I was very skeptical about watching this video. Then, after days possibly weeks of curiosity, I decided to look at it. I was not disappointed... YOU ARE THE MAN!