Can You Pick Me Up

Can You Pick Me Up - SNL

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27 күн бұрын

A mom (Maya Rudolph) makes up excuses to pick her daughter up from a sleepover.
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@xPRIMExNITROx 25 күн бұрын

The other girl’s a damn good friend for continuing to invite her

@kellygreengables3936 25 күн бұрын

Lol I mean sometimes you still want an invitation even if you decline. That's true friendship 😂

@ZIRNHELT86 25 күн бұрын

Gotta keep up the DEI quota

@kortis18 24 күн бұрын

Same thing I thought! 😂😂😂

@dietotaku 24 күн бұрын

@@ZIRNHELT86 get therapy.

@mellttabor2134 24 күн бұрын

Your friend’s house- A NIGHT PLACE TO VISIT BUT I WOULDNT WANT TO SLEEP THERE!”

@May_Odaigahara 25 күн бұрын

"Cicadas!" absolutely got me

@lalah9481 25 күн бұрын

Totally! Did a spit take lol

@carsondenny1986 25 күн бұрын

Best part

@robphoenix1182 25 күн бұрын

Agreed!

@imugibyam 24 күн бұрын

😂

@trombonedavid1 24 күн бұрын

Same energy as “pocket sand!”

@ElephantChatting 24 күн бұрын

“She wants to leave cause your Daughters mean and your house smells weird!” 😭😭

@ericar.6370 23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@CreativeC13 22 күн бұрын

So true

@oliviamartyr822 21 күн бұрын

Thats the one I would use every time 😂

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 21 күн бұрын

About every autistic kid ever😅. It’s usually some jealous girl who is friends with the host that is mean to you specifically for being “weird”, shy, or different. And yes, different smells

@ticketyboo2456 20 күн бұрын

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTMore like every spoilt kid. Don't lump neuro-divergence in with awful self entitled brats. Not cool.

@r.morgan6532 24 күн бұрын

"She has to fly like paper, get high like planes" 😂

@klm4446 23 күн бұрын

Gonna use that to call out of work.

@DuRay69 21 күн бұрын

'yeah, so if you catch her at the border she got visas in her name'.

@PurpleRobot10101 10 күн бұрын

🔫💥🔫 & take ur 💵💰💸

@kimlip_tree2009 Күн бұрын

no i lost it

@pizzaqueen9590 25 күн бұрын

"Hello we are the police. We are here to arrest the girl and take her to girl jail " lmao 😂

@joshuarosen8080 25 күн бұрын

It would possibly work without the stach

@womanofacertainage5892 24 күн бұрын

LMAO!!!

@bsmeaker 15 күн бұрын

That one got me too 🤣🤣🤣

@coolboss999 25 күн бұрын

The nonchalant "Cicadas!" had me in tears 😭

@bw2532 24 күн бұрын

I’ve already repeated this out loud seven or eight times today with no context 😅

@AS-kq7hw 25 күн бұрын

Maya's dead-eyed stare when releasing the cicadas 🤣

@ValKoralie 24 күн бұрын

i wonder if that part is referrenced from something like movie

@kelsonl6084 23 күн бұрын

@@ValKoralieI figured it was referencing them being in the news

@user-mm7wd7qq9s 19 күн бұрын

Cicadas 😂😂😂 💀 ☠

@stasiabeez0 24 күн бұрын

Me as a kid, but my mom stopped coming to get me 💀 she was like "we not doing this every time" lmaoo

@ericar.6370 24 күн бұрын

😂😂

@TheDuckofDoom. 22 күн бұрын

You had a good Mom.

@shannonardo 21 күн бұрын

Same hahah my mom was very, “You need to grow up!”

@dj67084 21 күн бұрын

yeaaaa.. naah, my parents never did this lol. I'm sure if I got molested or something they'd come though. For a "I don't feel like it" moment, they didn't give a flying f*** 😂

@syw9882 18 күн бұрын

That was right of her

@chelseabradley3645 24 күн бұрын

The “what do you want me to say” part is too real 😂 my mom used to say “if you ever want to get out of something you can always blame it on me.”

@ajholt84 21 күн бұрын

I say the same thing to my kids.

@delreroberts5121 5 күн бұрын

I say that to all my kids as well

@DanielWright-np3fq 24 күн бұрын

When I was about 8 and slept over at a friends' house, it was great and fun and cool until after bedtime and the house was big and scary and dark and made funny noises and I called my Mom and she came to get me. It was just that one time, but from all of us scared kids, thanks Mom for always being there with the car and complete loving understanding.

@GGoAwayy 24 күн бұрын

What if youd stayed there and learned on your own that there was actually nothing to fear? Youd have felt braver and a little less scared of the world around you.

@DanielWright-np3fq 24 күн бұрын

@@GGoAwayy Well, that was about 55 years ago, so it seems to have worked out. If my grandkids today get a little scared, I let them know we're there for them. But I will say, I am proud when they are scared (of Doctors and such), I tell them it's okay to be afraid, but if they are afraid and do it anyway (they always do), then they are my Hero. A person who has fear and carries on has my respect, but I also understand the difference between being a youngster and an adolescent or adult.

@heathercreates 24 күн бұрын

@@GGoAwayyNot everything has to be a lesson in bravery and toughness. instead of teaching kids that people won’t go out of their way to show them kindness and support, try being the person who will.

@szn1580 24 күн бұрын

Skinamarink says hello lol

@GGoAwayy 24 күн бұрын

⁠@@heathercreates So they should go out into the world, and try to survive on their own, naively expecting kindness and support from strangers? Good luck, kid. Youre going to need it. Sorry no one prepared you for reality.

@millawitt1882 24 күн бұрын

Made me remember when my mom had to pick me up because of homesickness -she always did and never made me feel bad about it.. Thank you Mom and I love you❤

@kart182 24 күн бұрын

Have you since gotten over your homesickness?

@EmpyreanLightASMR 23 күн бұрын

One of the last times I got homesickness, I was with the neighbor's family and they took me and their kids to Taco Bell. I don't know why but after the food came, I wanted out 😂 nothing I could do, I ate part of the nachos and just whimpered until we got home. I think it's just cause they weren't the warmest people.

@NikkiSmith 24 күн бұрын

We have a code word kids can say or text and I’ll be the bad guy and make up an excuse why they have to leave. Takes the peer pressure off and lets kids save face with their friends while getting out of any uncomfortable situation. Love the creativity and love in this sketch!

@RosaNomNom 24 күн бұрын

I was a sick kid and felt super lame telling my friends pretty regularly that I was too sick to hang out so my mum did the same thing. I'd ask her to feed the fish for me, and she'd come up with some excuse and be the bad guy. "Actually I've just remembered that you didn't clean your room! You come home now young lady!"

@guntotingmonk 23 күн бұрын

Hey, the sketch gave you a few more excuses to try! I highly suggest, "Cicadas!"

@Ladililn 23 күн бұрын

my mom always let me know that she was willing to be the bad guy if I wanted to get out of something with a friend, and I appreciated it so much 💗

@Hyptosis 22 күн бұрын

jesus christ it must be amazing to have had parents, your kids a lucky

@TheDuckofDoom. 22 күн бұрын

That is just failing to teach them how to deal with life and setting your kids up for long term failure. It's bad parenting.

@CinnamonQuills 25 күн бұрын

As someone who has been an introvert with a limited social battery all of my life and as someone who had a very understanding mom who would absolutely bail me out like this if I needed it, I loved this sketch down to the bottom of my heart.

@Templar462 25 күн бұрын

same.

@BasesLoadedLacquer 25 күн бұрын

ngl i teared up. not bc i was this girl when i was her age, but bc i'm a whole-ass adult now whose anxiety is off the charts in my old age & my momma still bails me out like this when i need her to. 😭

@kevinbreslin5718 25 күн бұрын

10 years from now maya can do a sketch picking up her kid at the office

@nhoyos2472 24 күн бұрын

So relatable! Lol

@ROBYNMARKOW 24 күн бұрын

@@Templar462Same here ( except my dad would pick me up )

@lightonpress 24 күн бұрын

Maya is such a brilliant comedian. She is understated, she is over-the-top, she is goofy, she is sincere, she is willing to play “the straight man“ and willing to deliver the punch line. She is humbly perfect.

@amandaa4744 24 күн бұрын

This was actually really sweet!

@LHorton141 24 күн бұрын

All the doorbells triggered my dog so bad lol 😂

@mhurley782 24 күн бұрын

Bro

@propogandalf 24 күн бұрын

Lol mine slept through it

@Ziflinz 23 күн бұрын

Our corgi lost his XXXX...

@drphot6050 24 күн бұрын

The M.I.A. part darn near took me out then the Cicadas did lol

@s9lecomp 23 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard at the M.I.A part and thought it couldn't get any better, and then freaking cicadas wrecked me out of nowhere!

@Theye101499 24 күн бұрын

When you want friends but other people's space gives you anxiety 😂

@thomasmay9057 24 күн бұрын

"Hello. We are police." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kittytheflcatmom9566 23 күн бұрын

Maya quoting MIA was awesome!! ✈️🎶😂😂

@LL-rn2xp 24 күн бұрын

1:59 When you've mastered your skills for making up excuses for your kid.

@ZabrythAstra76 23 күн бұрын

The best Mothers Day skit ever!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

@eprimeify2090 25 күн бұрын

At what point do you you tell your daughter "hey, you're not going to any more sleepovers, because you're clearly not enjoying 'em"?

@camidiazg1444 25 күн бұрын

you don't

@GGoAwayy 25 күн бұрын

At what point do your friends get sick of you always bailing out and just stop inviting you to their sleepovers? These are some VERY understanding friends to keep inviting her back.

@eprimeify2090 25 күн бұрын

@@GGoAwayy True

@DarthEnderX 25 күн бұрын

@@GGoAwayy Or just very gullible friends that believe all their excuses.

@mycollegeshirt 25 күн бұрын

@@DarthEnderX or dont care

@tylerhackner9731 25 күн бұрын

Maya is always hilarious to me

@HeyTidi 23 күн бұрын

This has to be the cutest and funniest skit I have seen! It’s way too relatable!!

@roykim4718 25 күн бұрын

That dad excuses are so accurate😂

@alittlepieceofearth 24 күн бұрын

Dad doesn't care he's just gonna tell it like it is.

@jamiegdubois 24 күн бұрын

As someone who could never handle sleepovers (for a number of reasons), this was not only funny but actually really sweet. BRB, I’m gonna go call my mom.

@ericar.6370 24 күн бұрын

❤

@PurpleRobot10101 10 күн бұрын

Same here, but 1st Mother’s Day w/o my own mom & as a mom this hit HARD thx Maya, Kenan, & snl

@salribera2177 24 күн бұрын

I love How the Tree is in different Seasons

@LeoTheMageWarrior 24 күн бұрын

LMAO "Cicadas!" 🤣

@odonvargas9527 24 күн бұрын

"LIKE M. I. A SONG?, YEAH SO IF YOU CATCH HER IN THE BORDER SHE GOT VISAS ON HER NAME ""

@walterhill6845 23 күн бұрын

Maya has always been my favorite and she is still so freaking funny

@helencopeland5876 24 күн бұрын

I need her to teach my English 😂😂😂

@wendyfrench8042 4 күн бұрын

That got me - because I wasn’t expecting anything like that for an exciting

@LeeLadyHolmes-hk3uh 24 күн бұрын

I'm 31 and my mom still reminds me that I can always use her as an excuse to bail out of social engagements. She will always proverbially pick me up from sleepovers lol

@erikagray9883 23 күн бұрын

Maybe it is time to just be open about your desire to be back at home. I do feel like people are starting to become more understanding of that issue. I went from EXTROVERT child to "okay yeah I don't like spending too much time with people" adult, and my friends definitely understand ❤❤❤. Any friend worth having will.

@givenscommunications6307 23 күн бұрын

The wearing pads excuse was so funny!

@tarahall2218 24 күн бұрын

Happy Mother's Day to SNL! AND MAYA RUDOLPHHHHHHHHHHH. thank YOU for always picking me up! With your fierce comedic skills. This time I laughed like chewbacca had drank something when you released the cicadas. GAHHHHH!

@AThousandD 23 күн бұрын

Killer skit. The police-cicadas wombo-combo as a follow up to the straight-talking dad did it for me. Big ups!

@MarvRiv 24 күн бұрын

Cicadas!!! Hahaha! That got me!

@brianferris8396 21 күн бұрын

"CICADAS!!!" had me BREATHLESS. HEAVING. BREATHS.

@gregcall410 24 күн бұрын

This skit resonates with me. My Mom always told me I could use her as an excuse to get out of bad situations, and I definitely took advantage of that on multiple occasions. Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there! Great skit SNL!

@wicked396 24 күн бұрын

She's a beach 😂😂😂😅

@MorganMorales-Howard 19 күн бұрын

I lost it at "Cicadas!" I am literally crying! 🤣

@packnetadaija 24 күн бұрын

“Girl jail” 😂😂😂 I wonder why the girl just didn’t say no

@chroman112 8 күн бұрын

The way I lost it at cicadas 🤣

@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 24 күн бұрын

“She wants to leave because your daughter’s mean and your house smells weird.” It’s so accurate because why is it we hate the smell of other people’s houses sometimes.

@MrPrincepop 24 күн бұрын

I'm making a meme out of 'Cicadas'! 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗😂😂

@robotdowney 24 күн бұрын

Omg this is too sweet. It makes me wanna cry happy tears

@bellsof12 24 күн бұрын

As someone who always called my mom to pick me up because I didn't like sleepovers, this is on point.

@princellasmith7562 24 күн бұрын

This is so funny because I know people who do this and did this, but I never did this. I loved being at somebody else’s house. Usually, it was my cousins’ or my grandmothers.’

@Aleedis226 25 күн бұрын

Has anyone else noticed how many comments about robes there are on tonight's sketches?😄

@PerkyGothWriter 25 күн бұрын

Every week!😄

@christopherweise438 24 күн бұрын

If ya know....ya know.

@nozomi832 21 күн бұрын

All of Maya's sketches just hit flawlessly. Truly top tier SNL legend

@alittlepieceofearth 24 күн бұрын

There comes a point where you just stop letting her go to sleep overs cause you need to get some sleep.

@AndrewMacLaine 24 күн бұрын

Or let her to go to the friends house, but pre-arrange the time that she has to leave/has a house curfew. At least then the parents won't be stressed about when she's inevitably going to call!

@25Sid88 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 for the other family to keep letting her come over is wild

@TammieAbusedNotBrokenRecovered 17 күн бұрын

Oh hell naw 🙅🏻‍♀️ after the third 2am call she ain't allowed to spend the night over there no more!! 🤣🤣🤣

@lissahaddock2494 24 күн бұрын

Literally cried first at the cicadas and then at the bitch line. Ive absolutely done that for my daughter. ❤❤❤❤❤

@michaelmilam7285 24 күн бұрын

You've released live cicadas into a little girls house?

@notapplicable6985 24 күн бұрын

@@michaelmilam7285everyone has, it is a right of passage to becoming a parent

@ericar.6370 24 күн бұрын

@@notapplicable6985😂😂

@MotleyShrew-iz9ms 24 күн бұрын

We have a "pretty please" phrase we use when my girl doesn't want to do thing thing get friend is asking, that way I know to make an excuse for why we can't do it n let it be on me as to why it's a "no" Also II remind my daughter often that I don't care how I look or seem to others, that, she can use me as her escape for any situation. I've rescued her from several sleepover situations & this sketch cracked me up with the excuses!

@schoelito 23 күн бұрын

haha „Hello. We are Police.“ hat mich absolut gekriegt. 😂 😭

@HappyLife693 24 күн бұрын

That is an award-winning mother and the other family should get most forgiving. 🙂

@warmmilknhoney 23 күн бұрын

Might be my favorite skit of all time.

@k2kfitchannel944 24 күн бұрын

The dad excuses❤👏🏾

@redflame300 23 күн бұрын

the dad was too real

@ninjachannel007 24 күн бұрын

"Mom can I go to--" "Nah."

@Madfattdeeb 24 күн бұрын

That was so well done. Funny then sweet. Happy Mother's Day❤❤

@lolgirliguess 23 күн бұрын

This was literally me as a kid lol. I would go to a sleepover and want to go home immediately 💀

@ericaknighton747 24 күн бұрын

This one made me tear up! ♥️♥️♥️

@jamiegdubois 24 күн бұрын

Me too! I could never handle sleepovers at other girls houses. It was less bad when it was at my house or it was just me and my very best friend, but anything else was too overwhelming. I recently learned I’m on the autism spectrum and it explains so much of my childhood and why I disliked stuff like this. Thank you mom (and sometimes dad) fo always coming to get me.

@lemye23 24 күн бұрын

As someone who doesn't have a good relationship with their mother, it made me sad

@rachelstanger6079 24 күн бұрын

Yeah, me too. Don't have any relationship with her. Never allowed friends, let alone a sleepover.

@SpiderHacksaw 24 күн бұрын

The entire skit was probably formed written off the "Cicadas!" idea. And I love it. Whoever wrote this weeks skits did an amazing job on every one.

@Missunderstood103 22 күн бұрын

Cicadas!!🤣🤣🤣

@moniquewilson4179 21 күн бұрын

Yeah. My mom just stopped letting me go. We still joke about it 30 years later. 😂 When I enlisted she said "I can't come pick you up" lol

@cellytron 3 күн бұрын

It used to be SUPER awkward in the days before cellphones. I’d have to call my home on the landline of the person whose house I was at (and wanted to leave), and kind of hint to my mom that it would sure be great if there could be a major family emergency soon, so I could come home from this sleepover??? 😐 Thankfully she got it most of the time, and I could loudly say “oh no, grandma is in the hospital again?” Or whatever.

@robertramirez7990 25 күн бұрын

"By the way, I'm not gay" 😅😅😅

@cs6515 24 күн бұрын

He said that to the wrong family tho 😅

@GGoAwayy 24 күн бұрын

"...but I am bi, and my wife and I are open, so... foursome sometime?"

@justiceforusall7038 23 күн бұрын

she's a dam good friend to keep going to a home that makes her feel unwelcome. doing herself a disservice. 😂

@EntretenimientoConPerspectiva 21 күн бұрын

Genious mom😂😂😂

@darquessmith7115 9 күн бұрын

I think I hurt myself laughing at "Cicadas!"

@LalithoTheRedBorderCollie 18 күн бұрын

This is why my mom said no sleep overs 😂

@MichaelGilman489 22 күн бұрын

Kudos to whoever was playing the daughter. Good actress!

@cranjismcbasketball2565 18 күн бұрын

I died at the cicada joke! These two are such funny parents!

@hlysnan6418 24 күн бұрын

This is like the old Will Ferrell "Help Me Get Off the Phone" skit.

@RobeLifeMusic 25 күн бұрын

Ooo! Robes in an SNL sketch! 👘🙌

@UkeCan1 23 күн бұрын

Silk?

@meganoneill2216 24 күн бұрын

Aww, I love this. I picked my daughter up from a bar recently. She still calls her mommy :)

@soundpilatesandyoga8531 24 күн бұрын

This is my daughter. Ah good times.

@mellttabor2134 24 күн бұрын

Excuses that also work- I forgot she has an early appt, I forgot I have an early appt , I forgot she’s grounded, we need to leave town on a family emergency, I JUST QUIT MY JOB and we are moving, FBI are moving us again, I HAD A NIGHTMARE AND I NEED MY KID!!!

@magmaboi9514 23 күн бұрын

the m.i.a reference got me fangirling💀

@EvesRevenge 24 күн бұрын

Mom took one for the Team!!!! As al au’s more than one!

@ssc5987 23 күн бұрын

always called my mom....she always sent my dad 😄

@bryguy87 23 күн бұрын

The ending was surprisingly thoughtful ❤

@AK-jw7rx 18 күн бұрын

I thought she was going to say, Because I'm your mother and I said so

@lizrob19464 19 күн бұрын

The sicadas got me 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@xkitox 20 күн бұрын

Those cicadas really caught me off guard...I lost it. 🤣

@richardcano1824 23 күн бұрын

When you’re out of excuses and just release Cicadas

@jeehee1812 22 күн бұрын

I grew up with a single father who was over protective. After a birthday party, I tried to explain that I was just down the block and after trying to sleepover and failing, I begged him to just let me walk home. He still picked me up and all of my friends watched as we drove 4 houses down and went home. A mom like that might've been nice 🥲

@manoelamanu7792 20 күн бұрын

Was I supposed to cry in the end? I didn't see that coming! ❤

@burtiebees 24 күн бұрын

Kudos to you parents like this. If I had done this even once I would have been severely punished for the inconvenience and I'd never have been allowed to go to another sleepover. It led me to stick out some really unpleasant and unsafe situations, so don't be like my parents. Be like Maya and Kenan!