Shane Hughes I love her

Lol it was special de-aging effects

Yes she is!

Not too many cosmetic fixes helps! Contrast Courtney Cox - too much makes one look older.

@Herbert Erdferkel he said Emma Thomson and we're talking about Emma Thompson, so I think we are talking about two different women. 😁

There was 400 likes when i looked so i unliked then re liked so i can be the 400th person I feel special now

Who's the black woman she yelled at?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

Hell to the naw naw

the best part ahahah

Cheryl 100% lied

@@katherinegrace9724 Yess and apparently 418 other people 💀

😂😂😂😂

😅😂🤣

Yes! So strange.

Really? I found it very convincing!

Did you hear her on My Dad Wrote a Porno? She sounds like such an awesome, cool mom 😂

Faaacts

@@BelleFlower15 I just googled that podcast, thank you for introducing it to me LOL

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I hope you understand the reality [of having kids] is much worse than it appears

Then you missed the point. The point is that though their can be tough times, children grow up into adults that have their own families and your family grows. That's like not having friends and forgoing a beautiful relationship and future good memories for fear that you might argue or fight sometimes.

@@teresai1877 No, it's like not having friends or forgoing relationships because doing so would chain those people to you irreversably until you die. Or until they die, in which case your life is ruined too. Oh also, you don't get to pick them yourself.

Tosh T That would be amazing

"Hell yes!"

That "hell no!" was a Finesse Mitchell gag.

They already have Keenan for that

@@umpus So true, but they also have the awesome Leslie Jones!!

And there's people who see us struggling and shame us for seeming like Moms aren't trying hard enough to keep things in order.. pfft

I laughed and cried at the same time.

It's so true, all of it, lol! Only moms (and dads) know the truth.

namedforthemoon No, I realize. That’s why I don’t want kids. Babysitting was enough for my life.

When I’m out and see a Mom dealing with a toddler having a tantrum or a misbehaving child I tell her she’s doing a great job. Everyone needs encouragement. I know I did.

That is refreshing! It’s like the opposite of their relationship in the Winter Boots sketch

@@natyoung7755 oh true. That skit made my stomach hurt from the passive aggression.

I thought they were going to go down that route and he would walk in and walk back right out during the blow out part but he didn’t and then the crayon scene I was impressed

Most real commercials with parents in them, over the last 20 years, have shown fathers as weak and stupid. I'm really sick of that trope. Companies need to give it a rest.

I really thought that when Heidi called Mikey for help on the baby shitting out of her diaper, Mikey would run away. No, he just made some comments out of shock but he still approached to help.

Truth!!!!!!

broadwaymelody33 thank you for sharing your moms wisdom it made me laugh! As a mom i needed to hear that today!

Mark Hanson baby need botle

@Mark Hanson Its fun when the incels come out.

I so envy your mom keeping it real! My mom is totally one of those people!

The look on her face classic

@@mrtonywilliams6312 pi film porno

1:34

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard

Hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah

TV don't get Oscars. Emmys.

I don’t have kids, but shouldn’t she say “pack THE toy”, so her husband knows it’s a giraffe? 😶

alwaysopen Nobody said anything about tv?

Mikey Day is a king.

I agree. Absolutely stunning mini-performance right there.

You nailing it I’m sure. It’s just the hardest job on the planet.

Most of them are just lying or are letting the other do most of the work. Never take what people say socially at face value.

Look up "Samuel L Jackson Go The Fuck To Sleep" on KZfaq

Same here 😂.

My toddler would not take a nap earlier. It took riding in the car to take my sister home from work like 3 hours later to get him to fall asleep.

Moral of the story: Get sterilized so none of this can happen to you.

😂😂

Classic miscommunication stupid fights.

Can’t help but think it’s a reference to „Sophie LaGiraffe“

😂😂😂😂 The same with my husband But the difference is my husband will bring all his toys We laughing right now But the fight we in the car oh man 😂😂

Lmao yes

"THEN SAY " [A GIRAFFE!!] Lol how accurate is this, man

Why do they care? That's weird.

Polly Pockets i have a vagina 🤷🏻‍♀️ To a lot of people, having kids is like a moral requirement. I get a lot of “but every woman wants kids!!!!” Clearly not tho? Lol

Same! People actually argue with me that I ought to have kids. Being a parent might be great for some people, but it's the hardest job on the planet. Not everyone can handle it. I know I sure couldn't do it. No thanks.

and yet the same people would be the first to judge someone who struggles with parenting and call them too incompetent to reproduce

@@jadesx96 exactly!

Crazy right!? He really should've got that one

Dude, I co parented a child with an ex once. I got the same. Lol Some women love to communicate till the cows come home but when it comes to specific instructions. Big nope. Then again, sleep deprivation did affect my mind reading skills. Lol

A she shed?

@@randybob275 yeah from that state farm commercial where her she-shed was struck by lightning. Its a shed just for her with things she likes to relax in, kinda like a man cave.

Perfect!!

"They done burned down my she shed" 😆

and then it got struck by lightning

That kid party and her with no bottoms lmao

*literally.

@@jamesanderson6373 Yes, but it's misused here. As usual. Might as well leave the extra 't' in there. At least then it's nonsense.

@@winstonsmith11 If that is the most realistic thing she's seen about parenting, then it's 100% used correctly. She didn't say "it is literally the most realistic thing available about parenting". I don't know it if is the most realistic thing I've ever seen about parenting but I'd say it is definitely top 10. So in other words, she literally used "literally" correctly,.

Don't admit that 😮

Yeah, mine was a bowl of porridge and a candle

That is sad

I was 2, I was too stupid to know that it was my birthday anyway

We did a “smash cake” for ours. Our son went headfirst into his and was a colorful mess. Our daughter was dainty with hers.

Totally, especially if that was the 80s, we made bigger cakes even if it was just the 3 of us!

She was 36 then

I had to fenaggle Ritz cracker out of my kid's nose this morning haha

@@kaylanorth2224 ▪︎▪︎▪︎ That's hilarious! 😆 It's *amazing* what they can get up their noses.

@@Frietoe ▪︎▪︎▪︎ 😄 🙃 😄 🙃 Excellent comment! I _'think'_ she was about 18 months old. (give or take) I remember that she hadn't started walking yet. ▪︎▪︎▪︎ Back then they didn't have all those fancy safety things that you could stick in electric outlets.

I used to lick batteries

Not neccesarily. There really are different experiences. Imagine that what the clips showed mother doing - yelling and anger - that this is all it was. No bullying, no unfairness, no judging like a crazy person, no scapegoating, no lashing out like kid is the punching bag, no shit like this. That she was fair and tried her best - and because she was human she obviously lost her shit sometimes - but that was it. It was surface emotions and when they passed she wanted to again be the best mother she could be, supportive and non-judgemental. I can imagine if that was the case the daughter wouldn't remember yelling. I have few friends who couldn't stand their mothers as teens - they crossed twenty and practically built their mothers a shrine (they had no kids, just 20 year olds normal and stuff). Asked about it they explained that they were little hells and their mothers wanted what was best for them. So I can imagine it's real. See, thing with parents is that you could swear left and right and believe it that they weren't bad - because on the surface it looked identical - sometimes mom lost her shit, but she loved you blabla bla. But underneath the surface there was genuine toxicity, resentment, expecting the kid to meet parent's needs, inadequacies and ways the parents was hurt by own parent - now seeing how vulnerable the kid truly is while being the parent, losing their shit how could their own parents hurt them like this if it's plain and obvious this little shit is so fragile and dependent and vulnerable - acts awful, but it's actually obvious who is stronger - that sometimes makes them go nuts and they never realize those things in words. There are bad parents who look good. There are good parents who look bad. You can tell by being a kid and touching this place inside of you - the daughter in the sketch had a good mother. I, for example, didn't. I had a mother who used me as emotional punching bag and then, when I was 20 and screwed up university, run out of saved money I had to come back home because I had no place to sleep - used up friends and all that, no cash which was specifically saved for survival - it was freezing cold, I spend 4 hours outside the gateway to the house - she said no. She saw me and said no. I made it clear that I will sleep on frozen pavement otherwise - she was ok with it. At one point | called her and asked if my old coat is in the closet and can she bring it out cause it's cold. She brought it out and went back to the house. She never felt bad about it. My entire family insists I was such a nightmare (gee, wonder way, maybe being constantly psychologically scapegoated had some impact) that my mother was right to do that. No fault in her. And I imagine this video doesn't depict this mother - it depicts a mother that would be horrified by that. She got angry, she lost her shit, she made mistaked and couldn't take it - but there was a whole bunch of things she didn't even consider doing and behaviours she wouldn't do to her enemies - because she believed those are evil/dysfunctional. There really are thousands of different experiences of being a kid.

My mom never yelled at me or spanked me, but she did make me sit at the table for hours until I finished my dinner. Probably why I quit eating for a few years but whatevs ♡

@@xdlr22 Wow. I bet you did well in school. All I ever wanted was to be outside. Dinner table time growing up was very stressful. My step dad was very strict and he would hit people with his butter knofe if they reached for something instead of asking to have it passed. I sat as far away from him as I could. I can still see that slice of ham with black stubble still on the skin. How can a person expect a child to want to eat that?

Especially if they say something so terrible or ridiculous that it's burned in your brain forever.

@@canaisyoung3601 Amazing how words can hold so much power

Hahaha You're going to be fine. Promise. Do your best. Love the rest. You'll make mistakes. Learn from them. Apologize and keep on keeping on! Happy Mother's Day!

You are a courageous woman. Hang in there! Congrats!

And that's motherhood. 🤣💕

Karen Soza I’m expecting my first grandchild and my kid has no idea what she is in for! Especially since I always make seem like I have it under control

Those two words pretty much sum up parenthoood, so you're off to a great start!

That's what I first thought!!

I thought that too!!!!

Omg yes thank you

Same!

Can't be unseen now. Thanks for that.

This one and the christmas one

@Karl with a K crybaby

@@karlwithak1835yea for sure must’ve been so hard growing up in a booming post war economy 😂

They're so great together

True

They're the new Wigg and Sudeikis.

I love them together!!!

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Christopher Collins I was thinking the same thing

Or Sauvignon blanc 😊

If I know comedy writers, something like that was most likely in the first few drafts, before the writers' room realized it works better as a sweet, touching tribute to motherhood rather than a sketch needing a punchline.

xanax is good, but it's not that good

@@lapacesiaconvoi Ativan

This is very true, but it seems to me that it's become more of a challenge with the last couple of generations. It feels a bit like there are poor examples nearly everywhere you look. Empathy has become something of a rarified quality, and it's quite essential to living that sort of life. I'm moved by your post, but I wish it wasn't so atypical.

@Jake Sangria so you've definitely been called both of those things, and I'm here to tell you right now... we don't care.

@Jake Sangria Your Divine sounds lovely, but no. I'm assuming you're currently lower-income after getting fired over your inability to keep snarky race remarks up your own ass where they're supposed to remain in civilised society. And quit liking your own bloody comments.

Well said

It is and it’s ridiculously hard

Wait...things are still aired on regular TV? I didn't even know that was still a thing.

I usually watch SNL on Utube.

CBWAVY 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

The East Coast version airs at 8:30p where I live, then repeated at 11:30p PST, so I got to watch it on "real" tv before posting. And Yes @Charlie Turk Real tv still exists lol!

@@Fourtune1 They used to that, they uploaded just some videos and then they would upload the rest on Sunday. Apparently they've upped their game now. 🤣

@Username I don't think so. This just shows that the parents we think we'll become isn't necessarily who we are, and that because parenting is hard, we often become our own prents, not always in the best way. This is just a humorous way to show that. Maybe you're just a judgmental person, and may not have kids of your own. See, I can guess as well as you can, even though I don't know you any more than you know me.

@Username you sound like a non-parent and ignorant

MissZeely ignore the trolls

So funny but I could deal without all of the profanity around young children. 🙄🤷‍♀️

SuperDad1266 this is exactly what I said!

"actually"

These are the best ones, funny and touching

I hate parents letting children put bags over their heads. Like they will be staring and talking to the children with a plastic produce bag on their head like they're fine with their children suffocating.

Galinthias sounds like a Geico ad

Hosenda Likento what parents do you know? I’ve never known anyone that does this

hmm, well sadly, my mom DID go crazy :/ she is an alcoholic now, who drew away ALL of her friends by insanely insulting them to the bone (imagine someone knowing your deepest feelings and worst fears ... and then uses it, to insult you until you have a breakdown. She did that to ALL of her friends ... and several times to me.) Hey, but I am way into comedy. (It helps a lot nowadays...) [ruining the mood on such a great video? hell yeah ;)]

What about car insurance now?

I'd like to talk about it, I'm a fan of accents 😄 but since she's so amazing it wasn't too much of a surprise

It's really not, though. You can hear the British inflections throughout. Love Emma Thompson (LOVE), but her attempt at a neutral "American" accent isn't great. Something tells me she might be better at a southern American accent, given how exaggerated it is, and how good a performer she is.

Because it’s not great, her British intonations are very clear here.

@@darryl2542 In fairness - Emma Thompson 's fake American accent is better than Michael Crawford 's in "Hello, Dolly"

It's just ok

Good old Gramnesia!

dietotaku: Perfect word! I’ll have to use that again!

What? This is true? Well, FUCK having kids then!

But you made it!! I just keep telling myself that these are going to be great stories to tell my kid's friends someday 😂

🤣 that’s for clarifying that you didn’t have poop up to your neck 🤣

That's the really stinky and sticky kind of poop.

Nothing but respect for my president

My Grandson did that to me while I was babysitting him, it literally was up to his neck, me and my husband had to tag team to get him cleaned up, so much from someone so little, and yet he smiled all the way through.

tldr sheesh its an snl re-run comment section.

Wow, pretty amazing comment! Thank you for saying that and recognizing your dad and parents in general. 🤗

This was so sweet 😊

@@tedtheawesome5803 Yeah homie...nobody is making you read this comment or any others. If you don't like the comment, just ignore it and move on with your life. Taking the time to reply just to make this sweet girl feel bad is genuinely awful behavior. There's no need to shit on an 8th grader who just wants to say she loves her dad and appreciates how hard he works. You've accomplished nothing but making yourself look like an asshole. TL;DR: It's an SNL comments rerun section. Policing it and being a dick to a child achieves nothing.

Tjis is too beautiful

Lol I remember freaking out changing my kids diaper & seeing blue poop! I quickly hollered for my husband to come look & we both thought she'd eaten blue playdoh! LOL turned out it was blue rasberry Slurpee! Best party EVER 🤣

No Seven Crayons She ate Seven Crayons!

I ate crayons as a kid and I turned out just FINE

Science Fiction Double Feature Congrats!

@@notsure6187 omg now i can't find the box wheres the dog maybe it was the dog

Christina Dobbs dude that's awesome. Why don't we have a Family Day? Maybe after Father's day?

kids will grow from their mistakes but mostly remember the good times and all you've done for them

One day they'll have their own kids and be REALLY grateful.

Big hugs, Christina. I am a new mom - my three-year-old just discovered laughing maniacally while throwing everything he owns on the floor. You are a good mother. You were a good mother then, as well. Well done!

I think kids know how a parent deep down feels about what's important. What I mean is if you're desperately working to feed your kids and give them the basics because you love them and they are important to you, they'll know. You probably had to tell them no more often than you wanted to, came home tired and irritable more often than you liked, but it is surprising how often kids understand, even if they were upset at the time. I think it is far more hurtful to children if a parent is absent because they prioritize work, constantly rationalizing the choice that they have to do so to pay for the quality of life for their family, yet never really getting around to spending time with that family. It isn't the same thing, and children can normally tell difference when a parent would spend more time with them if they only could, and when a parent just rarely does so despite any promised intention because they keep putting work first.

you're doing a great job. Don't give up.

Good job brother! I’m a SD of 1 and life is fucking crazy and he’s already 11! Keep kicking ass!

3! Dayum, how do you do it? I never had kids and get overwhelmed taking care of my cat and husband! More power to you!

@@jenniferbond7073 family and now therapy. (should of done that second one sooner) therapist helps point out the obvious things like, you need alone time, and im like ya i get that a lot when i work and when i drive. therapist: no get alone time on your free time. me: ..... I CAN DO THAT!?!

You got this professor utonium😂

Same here. Mothers' day is so weird with her gone.

​@@verdatum Same x2 + Yoseppi Joe. My mum was so lovely. But...sincerest wishes for a Happy Mother's Day to all the mums out there!! ~Jules xox

Pussies

Sorry for your loss...I lost my dad

Me too.

My toddler stuck poop up his nose once... didnt find out until about a week or so later... 🤢🤢🤮🤮

@@gabrielle-mariekirk1063 Did you find out because he told you, or because of something else? 😳

@@Amber2368 He was picking his nose for a whole week, I thought, "This is probably a new thing he learned".. Then one day, while preparing for a nap, he was crying while trying to pick his nose, saying that "there is ___ in my nose" (his pronunciation wasn't the best at the time) so I took saline drops into his nose, told him to blow... and lo and behold... a little brown ball popped out. I thought it could be a blood clot or something; but it was so big and in a perfect ball... I decided to rip it open - and I can't even tell you how bad the smell was. To this day I still strongly believe it was poop but I still wonder. EDIT** corrected 'blood' spelling error

@@gabrielle-mariekirk1063 How could he roll his poop in a perfect ball and have it stay lodged in his nose? 🤔 He must have put it in there after it hardened or something. Also, that's disgusting if you're right, and I can't think of a reason anyone would be motivated to do that. 😂

@@Amber2368 I still have unsanswered questions too haha

Knowing the bitch don't mean it Holidaze Piscean nonsense

Not getting a hug from my mom.

Mine died when I was a child. You’re right. It is the best. And knowing you’ll never ever feel it again is chronic emotional pain.

@@MsSugar1209. LOL. Same.

1:30--60 year old legs??? Not bad at all

@@Mp25DIII only Emma Thompson could play a grandmother AND a late-20s mother in the SAME sketch

Are you married?

@@MM-ty6cu thirsty ass

oh my God me too!!!!!

Please only have children if you are married to a good man who’s willing to provide and support the family.

@@vegancandy9570 lolz. Thanks.

Love this comment 😂

It's okay if you make a mistake, as long as you learn from it and don't do it again.

Trump good thing i was an only child then 😂

Oh! I get it. Your mom is black! Awww!

@@LazarusSlade Uhh hey man. My mom was white and my dad told me I was an accident and he never wanted kids. Maybe take that racism and shove it somewhere?

Same... Glad the birth control pills failed!

I wish a mother's love was unconditional. Most mothers have conditions set on their kids in order to "earn" her love. Like my mom. She always said she loved me, yet made me feel like a burden and a disappointment. Childhood was both confusing and very stressful for me.

Definitely not hate, but I get what you're saying 😂

it isn't hate in 'sensu stricto';for a kid this is how he/she perceive when his/her mother is a mixing of frustration and stress; perhaps when you have your own kids you will understand your mother better. And the parents' "unconditional love" includes always good and bad moments.

It's not hate at all. It's a struggle of finding balance between being a mother filling a role 24/7 and then still somehow being a person. I love my daughter unconditionally but my struggle comes with feeling like that's all I am is her mother and the loss of my own identity

@@laurendesiree854 that's because people over there (USA) have kids usually before they develop themselves and actually form a full identity perhaps. Way too young. If you wait till you are a fully grown person and have formed an adult personality, I think it won't be as much of an issue. Well for most people, some never fully develop an identity at any age I guess and others try to find it through motherhood. Kinda pathetic

Awwww

you made me tear up

When my son was 18 months old my mom bought him a super fuzzy navy blue winter coat w. leggings, matching hat, for Christmas. I put it on him, walked to my room to get my coat, came back to a snowman. Very quick little guy had grabbed baby powder and completely covered all but the hat. He looked so shocked I just laughed. He's grown now and has 2 children.

My two oldest boys woke up before me when they were toddlers, and slathered our entire couch in Vicks VapoRub 😆

Really? It’s the least relatable one in my opinion. So many of my friends have psychological trauma from their mothers. For a very solid portion of the population, we see that our mothers were obstacles to being mentally healthy. In our own life and motherhood we make a choice to be kind and loving, unlike our own mothers. Anyone who relates to this at least on the level of feeling their mothers were so loving is very fortunate.

Vegan Candy did you watch it? She clearly is not a perfect mom.

Jenna Of course not, but the underlying theme of the sketch is that the adult daughter remembered her mother as being a good and loving mother. Anyone who can relate to this had a mother who at least was loving and kind, even if flawed. If you relate to the sketch in that way you are lucky. Many people wish they had that Emma Thompson stereotype of the “flawed but loving” mother.

Vegan Candy I absolutely cannot relate to the mom you described, unfortunately. My comment was meant to highlight the sarcasm of this & reflect mostly on the flaws of the mother. I was given a narcissist for a biological mom. I ended up very lucky to be raised by her mom, who taught me important life lessons & how to be a loving mother myself. I didn’t know that I would have to use those lessons as early as I did & literally become my brother & sister’s mom, in every sense, including legally. But knowing how thankful & appreciative they are to me, for that, means more than anything to me. I also have 3 biological sons of my own that are my driving force in life & I am everything you listed, to them. I am sorry you seem to have been dealt a shit mom as well. It definitely makes us unique & resilient people 💜

What an annoying antic

Candiest of the Lands ever think of asking yourself how you are doing it right now? Probably close to the same answer

@@hampdog5716 I was just gonna say something like that, but more dumb.

Chandra : Many blessings to you!

Chandra 💞💕

Hang in there, Sweetie. So sorry for your loss. Sending you a big hug 🤗

Chandra god bless you dear! She is always with you

Talking to you C whatever

Right?! I was cry-laughing the entire time LOL

As someone who feels like the "real" moments in this skit make me the worst mom in the world, the ending message made me burst into tears.

@@dietotaku being a mom doesn't mean you stop being human with human reactions to the things kids do, mom's who feel like they are bad mom's are generally pretty good moms.

@Emily reward charts work great on some kids, usually those kids are pretty easy to begin with lol. my kids are slightly feral despite my best efforts and I'm learned to just go with it 90% of the time cause its not actually hurting anything. I laugh when people give me suggestions cause after 6 years working in early childhood development I know all the tricks and I already tried them and I still have to remind them not to lick other people and talk about their vagina in public.

I work with old people. They all look back and laugh, having adult children is worth the work. Or so I've heard.

Legit

thanks for that heater of a play by play what would we do without you

Dan You’re being rude.

@Dan Jeez calm down. That's so unnecessarily mean.

Grow up Danny Boy.

That part is hilarious!🤣

Same here , I babysit my sisters kids and its hard as hell .The love they give is precious, but parenting is hard.

This is the top comment

Oh man, that's some good, sweet love you can't compare to another human in the whole world! That's it, that is the reason why we all do it. The love. There is nothing like it, no other love stronger and nothing more precious than the love shared between child and parent.

My daughter can sense my stress (work from home) and she will just hug me

Dude what were you doing? Help her.

She scrubbed him up then passed him off to me to dry and change him so she wouldn't be late for work. TEAMWORK is a must!😉👍

@@MrJLCharbonneau A medal for Jack. putting the clean clothes on an already washed kid is truly the scut work of parenting.

kes S exactly, jack is a trash bag husband

@@safslut01 What a fast and harsh judgement from someone called slut. Why do you hate men?

Yes!

Me too!

)

Same!

It was a nice skit, but it reminded me of the Amy Schumer one from last Mother's Day.

Not original, very much the same idea from Amy Schumer’s guest host episode

MsQuartermaine oh god well if Amy Schumer did it then it ain’t original

Amy Schumer wishes her sketch was as funny as this one. Something may not be original, but doesn’t always equate to being equals.

i just wanna know when "G^od damn it!" & "Chr^st!" became legal for network. Same with "Sh^t!" & "A$$hole." on cable. The FCC can't legally caption it, so idk what's going on? i don't mind it too much, esp. cable, cos i'm PAYING FOR NOT-NETWORK-TV. (That was the sales pitch back when cable was invented, i remember it.) As a buddhist, i think we need to be compassionate. As a Dem/Ind, 40 year resident in the state home of the Westboro Baptist 'Church': KANSAS, that one PHRASE, means i can't share this w/ my fbfs w/o getting jumped all over, & that's a shame cos it was funny!! Oh, well. Happy Sunday all!! ✌💗💞