Can You Steal EVERY Item in Riften?
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Күн бұрынCan you steal every item in Riften?
If you like this clip from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim where I steal tons of stuff be sure to like, comment, share and subscribe!
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00:00 Intro
00:41 Storage
02:32 Easy Targets
04:41 Joining The Thieves
05:37 Earning Respect
09:15 Harder Targets
13:28 Goldenglow
14:25 The Keep
15:20 The Perfect Touch
17:21 Conclusion
17:48 Outro With Balimund
@SchnitzelRada Жыл бұрын
Finally someone fully embracing the true skyrim loot goblin mindset, I'd definitely like to see more of this idea
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
It's a grindset mindset.
@incognitoman3656 Жыл бұрын
Bro’s A button is officially ducked
@danjones6250 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsCoolDudenext video should be “I stole every item in SKYRIM”
@7bup425 Жыл бұрын
I once maxed out pickpocket, and decided to see how many septims worth of loot is In everyone's pockets. It's surprisingly not much...
@incognitoman3656 Жыл бұрын
@@7bup425 it’s like 15, right
@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Жыл бұрын
This is basically a “how many hired thugs can you have summoned to kill you at once” run
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised 3 is all they sent!
@pyro1316 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsCoolDude They probably couldn’t afford anymore
@byronrush9802 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsCoolDudeI use them for enchanting materials then I find out who sent them and I go rob them blind, I've had nine sent after me within a day The first group came after I left a dungeon The second group came and started attacking me while I was fighting a giant The third group came when I was fighting a dragon in Dawn Star so I decided to use them as human shields
@TalesofTuram Жыл бұрын
@@byronrush9802 I have had a group attack me and then a second one like 2 minutes later before. All while I was dealing with a necromancer a bear and bandits. Let's just say I loved it.
@the3crackheads894 Жыл бұрын
@@TalesofTuram IVE ALWAYS GOTTEN JUMPED WHEN I LEFT MY MANOR AND MY POOR KIDS RUNNING AWAY😂😅
@SunsetEnvy Жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up one morning only to find the city you live in wiped clean and your clothes stolen off of you when you were sleeping. I would explode lmao
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
And one guy's house is completely full with stuff... HMMM
@rigelestbit Жыл бұрын
If you threaten Bersi and Keerava first you don't have to steal the Dibella statue to get the money from Haelga, meaning you can steal it afterwards and keep it instead of giving it to her in return for the money.
@szabok1999 Жыл бұрын
No matter the order, the third one doesn't need to be threatened.
@rigelestbit Жыл бұрын
@@szabok1999 yeah, but leaving Haelga as the last one you can rob the statue and you don't have to wait for the cell to regenerate. That statue is extremely rare being two colours instead of just gold
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
But threatening Haelga is fun tho :(
@joshuakorynta3385 Жыл бұрын
I prefer to do Keerava last, that lizard got claws for brawling and I don't really wanna look for three flawless amethysts just to progress with the Thieves Guild questline.
@tezix5172 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuakorynta3385 what? that three amethyst thing is a seperate quest from the thieves guild though
@oskariratinen1213 Жыл бұрын
Poor Tonilia. Now she just has to find use for hundreds of buckets, baskets, wooden plates and shitty clothes.
@chromepaintaddict9787 Жыл бұрын
Oh I'm sure she now has a city-wide demand for all those things
@oskariratinen1213 Жыл бұрын
@@chromepaintaddict9787 no one has money to pay for them though...
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
I'm not giving it back!
@sephtis Жыл бұрын
I think it's even worse than 90%, I seem to recall each steal in a row adds an invisible chance of failure till you leave thier pocket and start again
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
It took a few (a lot) of tries sometimes....
@sephtis Жыл бұрын
Whenever I go on a modding spree, 100% pickpocket cap is usually first on that list.
@defalttheloner Жыл бұрын
@@sephtis same, I'm only sad that there is no money dump thing in game to do tho, would be fun something like a city to sustain with money
@raaby7236 Жыл бұрын
That Riften Guard that yeeted out heard you were coming for their pocket lint.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
He ran (flew) away out of fear.
@raaby7236 Жыл бұрын
Only thing that would have made that instance better, would have been a very rushed, "KEEPYOURHANDSTOYOURSELF,SNEAKTHEIF"
@quinnlee-miller9792 Жыл бұрын
My family has a story they love to tell about my first Oblivion playthrough Some dude insulted me, and I decided to rob his house; typical Oblivion things But I was so spiteful I took all his food. I took the books and smatterings of coin. The real bizarre part is I took the fuckin plates too, and silverware. Shit you can’t even sell for anything worthwhile. Everything not nailed down was taken, and I was very overweight, but it was the principle of the matter.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do...
@nathanfivecoate5848 Жыл бұрын
You not only took everything that wasn't nailed down, but came back later with a crowbar for everything that was nailed down, and took the nails while you were at it
@fernandoxavier3089 Жыл бұрын
"My family has a story they love to tell about my firsr Oblivion playthrough". Are you an orphan or something? Whose family tell stories about their son robbing some random NPC on a little game nobody cares about?
@quinnlee-miller9792 Жыл бұрын
@@fernandoxavier3089 We all play game together you clown. My dad, my brother and my sister. Grow up
@Princetopher_ Жыл бұрын
And then piece by piece you came back for the individual floorboards, and then the bricks on the wall, and soon the panelling of the roof.
@GutsNOnions Жыл бұрын
BY THE WAY, If you steal in front of the thieves guild members without sneaking, I'm 70% Sure. They'll Say Somethinf Like "You Could've Just Asked"
@coffeecrispy2673 Жыл бұрын
Works with other guilds too, including the companions
@cookiecomments846 Жыл бұрын
The npcs just sitting there like ‘where is my food going?’ Is hilarious
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
They just gave up at this point...
@ComicKodi Жыл бұрын
Imagine they hire someone to investigate the thieving and they slip into Honeyside and open the chest to see literally all of the loot in the entire town. 😂
@sneedler5993 Жыл бұрын
The "can you give me some privacy?" line got me good.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
What kind of room rental is it, when he keeps sneaking in... The audacity!
@driftingdruid Жыл бұрын
Talen-Jei be judging you hard
@jamesnopens510 Жыл бұрын
I think in the next video you should sell all the items you steal so we can have a net profit for each place, ie. Riften is worth 20k gold or whiterun is 30k, it'd be a nice touch to end a video on
@tynirio_1 Жыл бұрын
Sounds awesome
@alessandropereira4976 Жыл бұрын
Rip his keyboard though
@fr1endsh1p Жыл бұрын
the "can't have shit in riften 🤦♂️" gameplay
@lemmesleep8566 Жыл бұрын
There's something really satisfying about clearing out the tables/shelves. That quiet shuffle sound especially~
@serasizumi2830 Жыл бұрын
That No to the unusual stone tells other players all the pain,heartache and rage that thing has caused you in such a quick throwaway saying. Loved the video and good luck clearing out the whole map of stolen items one day.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Indeed! Happy you like it!
@carlsiouxfalls Жыл бұрын
They wouldn't be so bad if they STACKED.
@serasizumi2830 Жыл бұрын
@@carlsiouxfalls or you know if you got one and it gave you a riddle to solve to get the next one. Then again have like the last quarter be marked on the map or if you pass one up in a place it marks it on your map as your character seeing it but not you seeing it.
@stephaniegano6884 Жыл бұрын
Meet That'sCoolDude: The man who can carry anything and not be overencumbered
@1th_to_comment. Жыл бұрын
450 carry weight go brrrrr
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of back and forth, not that fun for a video tho
@ravenbailey4088 Жыл бұрын
@@1th_to_comment. I’m easily able to carry that😂
@BloodyArchangelus Жыл бұрын
TGM
@Klouhs Жыл бұрын
Fortify resto loop and a million carry weight just like that
@thepepato2 Жыл бұрын
"Let me Guess,Someone stole your sweet roll."
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Oh yes... Oh yes indeed
@harley3211 Жыл бұрын
if you max out the thieves' guild, you can steal from the four new shops that pop up in the ragged flagon :3
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Yep, that's a bonus to Riften for the end!
@pink_alien92 Жыл бұрын
16:21 “ Fresh meats and produce! get them before they’re gone!” * camera zooms in to empty cart * that was too funny😂
@jacobtylor8390 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I dubbed myself the great cheese thief of Riften and only stole their cheese. Was one of the funniest things I did at the time lmao
@thealienlife Жыл бұрын
You forgot one thing. in the mission where you make a piece treaty with the stormcloacks and imperials, there is an option to hand over the throne of the Jarl of Riften, in doing so you are stealing her power. until that is done, you are not a true thief...
@Robplayswithdragons Жыл бұрын
ive also had it happen when i first started i was in the blue palace in solitude i was sneaking and a npc teleported into the room saw me stealing and said "it may as well be stolen or taken" something like that... ive never had a person not care like that before i thought they all called thief.
@citrinerey4900 Жыл бұрын
XD Now we need to have a speed test on which chest opens the slowest! The one from Oblivion with all the stolen loot, or the Skyrim one.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Oblivion by far! The game doesn't handle that well at all...
@citrinerey4900 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsCoolDude XD How am I not surprised? I know it's dumb but gosh dang it I love these games so much for these little things. Your vids always remind me how fun these games are, bugs, lags, glitches, and all. Keep it up!
@ZTRCTGuy Жыл бұрын
I just cant take the guards seriously anymore without clothes on while they're trying to apprehend you. lol
@VortexKiller2 Жыл бұрын
That random flying guard you saw went to go and pay the Cloud District a visit. Nazeem will be very displeased with this crime. Nobody goes to the Cloud District except him.
@kin2skyrim852 Жыл бұрын
BABE WAKE UP NEW THATSCOOLDUDE VIDEO
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Aww
@Matt-md5yt Жыл бұрын
glad you did this in Skyrim, recently in Oblivion I made an Argonian that is doing sneaky stuff and snatching things from homes and shops lol.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Nice!
@Poeticartifacts4 Жыл бұрын
Imagine some crazy person IRL just carrying cart after cart after cart of stolen mops, buckets, apples, raw chicken wings, pint cups, beers, ales, carrots, beef, rings, necklaces, armor, etc. Imagine nobody caring that they're basically gonna starve because the person stole the items right in front of their eyes without them noticing somehow.
@fragleshnagle4256 Жыл бұрын
I literally saw this video, heard the intro and subscribed. I love absolutely wild and weird challenges in any game ESPECIALLY Bethesda games cause of how memeable they are
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Happy to hear!
@lice6969 Жыл бұрын
I was bored once and took all the brooms I could find in Riften and dropped them all in front of the Keep. I dragon shouted afterwards, it swept my breath away
@fijisharbrough Жыл бұрын
Heres a tip for lockpicking. When you first do lockpicking, do north, east, and west in no particular order. Then, do the ordinal directions, and if you don't get a lead (probably because its like a master lock) then you do the ones between those. On most locks, I can get through them within 2 or 3 lockpicks at worst with this strategy.
@serasizumi2830 Жыл бұрын
Fallout 3,New Vegas and 4 taught me this exact strategy so I use it for those and Skyrim. It’s fairly fun to learn and use subconsciously but sometimes it can really mess with you if Skyrim’s lock pick system go wonky.
@pepsicola4718 Жыл бұрын
Man you gave me an idea for a new run The kleptomaniac: You MUST take EVERY single item you find that isn't nailed down. No selling anything. You are allowed to store things at homes only, no compainion inventory.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Try it out!
@blacknight114 Жыл бұрын
It's like the Grinch meets Skyrim. Shows up. Deebo's all yo stuff. Dips.
@AlphaPHK Жыл бұрын
2:27 What the fuck.😂 It's moments like these that makes me regret not recording when I play Skyrim!
@Viktor_Drakkon394 Жыл бұрын
Skyrim is really just a way for you to be a hoarder and I love that
@jackuin3387 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the grinch who stole Christmas lmao 🤣
@darkspace4530 Жыл бұрын
Every once and a while a new series idea comes along that you know will blow up, this is definitely one of them
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Awwww
@KaimArgonarEyyyy Жыл бұрын
This video seems like something the character would do after ingesting a hefty amount of -coke- moon sugar.
@Shoebil Жыл бұрын
Your videos are so easy to binge-watch consecutively, back-to-back, fresh delicious and easy to digest humor for my IBS to not flare up :)
@burge117 Жыл бұрын
These videos are very therapeutic. The end part was hilarious!
@ClockworkBlade Жыл бұрын
He took everything that wasn’t nailed down! AND THE STUFF THAT WAS NAILED DOWN! **AND HE TOOK THE NAILS!**
@arishkhan4503 Жыл бұрын
This man is underrated
@imoutoconnoisseur Жыл бұрын
This video was brought to you by the most upstanding, law-abiding; least kleptomaniac Riften citizen
@Caedda478 29 күн бұрын
Ahhh yes, you feel a breeze rush past your knees and next thing you know your house is empty and you're naked
@carlsiouxfalls Жыл бұрын
Well, now I've got a new goal next time I play Skyrim. (not the stealing everything, just the stealing what everyone in town is wearing. that was hilarious)
@vanekin4007 Жыл бұрын
The "why can't I take forks"- moment is everything I ever needed to get through this week omg
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
He's Fork Dork and can't take Forks :( It's so sad :((
@ayaturahim7785 Жыл бұрын
2:26 the random bethesda bugs are gold
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I cought that!
@aaron75fy 6 ай бұрын
guard: so can you identify the thief? victim: no I can't, it's like everything vanished in front of me
@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 9 ай бұрын
10:58 she looks so pist off because she was about to eat the cabbage right at front of her! 😂
@GeorgeCowsert Жыл бұрын
I find it especially funny that you stole everything in Riften, the place known for its rampant crime, theft, and a guild dedicated to thievery.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
I pulled a little sneaky on them!
@MoonspiritX Жыл бұрын
You'd *probably* tell Helga to choke likewise... but she might like that.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Yeah......... I know.......
@salemwolf4506 Жыл бұрын
Yup. That’s all I need to see. You, sir, have earned a subscriber.
@jide77777 Жыл бұрын
You should leave a sweetroll in each house that you steal from, kinda like a marker saying they've been robbed... not that they would need a sweetroll to know that
@sophiemendez5567 Жыл бұрын
The only thing I hate about the last perk in pickpocket is I always end up taking my followers original clothing and can't get it back properly. I'm like, what did you have normally? 🙃
@pixalatedsongbird8725 Жыл бұрын
New video? Hell yes! let me grab a sweet roll and get settled in for this one
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
@vanandagames7350 Жыл бұрын
Your vid hit my recommended. Looks like the algorithm has flipped in your favor. For that, you get a sub my good sir
@OrigamiAhsoka Жыл бұрын
“You’re a bad sneak” “Sir, I just robbed you blind”
@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 4 ай бұрын
4:19 Nothing to see here. 4:22 “Everything alright?”
@j_boc Жыл бұрын
Finally an interesting skyrim video made by someone without an annoying voice and self aware corny jokes
@stoopidapples1596 Жыл бұрын
You should reverse pickpocket the entirety of riften‘s goods onto a beggar.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
What a switcheroo!
@MeigetsuNoSeishin Жыл бұрын
Taking everything from the Riften warehouse and has He's A Pirate playing with it, Nice
@bombdisposalguy457 Жыл бұрын
When the guard at the gate pisses you off just a little too much
@Skylerjones624 Жыл бұрын
16:12 reminds me of the scene in the Simpsons where the guy in his underwear at the steel mill says hot stuff coming through 😂😂
@rexx5428 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are really funny and I don't even know if that's the intention lol.
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
It is!
@MamaJava Жыл бұрын
There is just something uniquely satisfying about completely emptying an entire building in Skyrim 😆 Fun video!
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Happy you like it!
@SilverDragonJay Жыл бұрын
Now the question I have: What is the combined value of everything in Riften? I doubt there's any merchant with that much gold on them so it would be a pain to calculate, but now I'm curious.
@Art3mis28 Жыл бұрын
11:40 that “Eehhh” when you got a quest😂
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
It's inevitable when you take every book :(
@Art3mis28 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsCoolDude I always try to take a lot of books to sell-I never get any quests. Wanna swap?
@jesusaguy5339 Жыл бұрын
“You haven’t worked an honest day in your life for all that coin you have on you, ey lad?”
@Xtremepoophead Жыл бұрын
I am so glad this video was recommended to me
@OH-uh4pc Жыл бұрын
Didn't realize I'm early great video!
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
Happy you like it!
@ByrdTheWyrd. Жыл бұрын
That's how I play games like these: I sneak, I enter, I yoink
@Kazuhira2249 Жыл бұрын
most honest and lawful person in riften:
@wrathofainz Жыл бұрын
2:26 **airplane noises** 2:43 I HATE when that happens 10% chance of failure: **fails**
@janusahonpaa537 Жыл бұрын
The warehouse at the start very quickly became a were-warehouse.
@lunarsuperstar Жыл бұрын
that city must load real fast now XD
@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh Жыл бұрын
You complaining when you open the book at 11:38 is just one of the most relatable moments
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
I'm happy I'm not the only one!
@shirohime4752 3 ай бұрын
2:26 : Average New House Experience
@ravenbailey4088 Жыл бұрын
2:27 he was late for work🤣 I’d do the restro loop glitch and make an infinite carry weight piece of amour would save me a couple trips
@skippee358 Жыл бұрын
Not the orphanage! Won't someone please think of the children!
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
They're invincible, it's fine!
@jameswebb8274 Жыл бұрын
2:27 I must leave, my guards need me.
@Red-in-Green Жыл бұрын
4:21 MY CABBAGES!! (Somebody had to say it)
@WC3fanatic997 Жыл бұрын
Nivenor: *[See's a clearly dangerous someone disposing of bodies into the canals]* Also Nivenor: "i sUpOsE yOu'Ll wAnT a hAnDoUt?!"
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
She's sweet tho
@evervirescent Жыл бұрын
i have a tradition where i always completely clear out mercer frey’s house. a little “fuck you” from the guild
@rohnauduh Жыл бұрын
Brooo, finally skyrim's good content, thank algorithm
@PossiblyFubar Жыл бұрын
10:52 the scream fuckin killed me
@nerdon2 Жыл бұрын
Future loot goblin request - instead of putting loot into chests, drop it on the floor in your home. That'll nicely display the quantity.
@Morqana Жыл бұрын
I needed this
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
@knightsolaire8567 Жыл бұрын
Epitome of “I might need it”
@liluziintrovert Жыл бұрын
The final clip makes me think of I was trying to pick pocket people to level up, and 5 times in a row I pickpocketed something with a 30% chance but I failed the 90% chance one each time
@monkcho7934 Жыл бұрын
Guard ascended 😂
@Dorumin Жыл бұрын
0:19 I can't believe it, the dude from People Make Games has a gaming channel
@chocapic2373 Жыл бұрын
I got one playthrough were my only objective was to loot everything possible, including all trash, of course, and sort it all into containers in the tundra homestead. Still not done, but damn if I dont have a lot of cheese.
@Nixicated Жыл бұрын
At first I was like... I'm not gonna watch this whole video. How much fun could this...... Hmmm, this is oddly satisfying... like watching the powerwash simulator... Ok, I watched the whole video 😁
@The_Jibbler Жыл бұрын
Sweet video man
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
You're sweet man
@The_calico_cat Жыл бұрын
Kid : what’s a kleptomaniac Me : watch this
@PaulyRules Жыл бұрын
Did I just find a new KZfaqr to binge watch? I think so
@ThatsCoolDude Жыл бұрын
@xetta8805 Жыл бұрын
bro's a mean one, i wouldn't touch him with a 39 and a half foot pole.
@obliviousdreamor 10 ай бұрын
I didn't know you could do other things other than brawl 😮
@DUCKYhazC00KIE Жыл бұрын
Character rename necessary “Stealy Dan”
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