The worst insult I think is forcing you to purchase Proudspire Manor just to get another Stone of Barenziah.

Ah yes. Late game Skyrim where every draugr is a Super-Mega Deathscourge Overlord.

Now hold on, those aren't 6 cloves of garlic you bring her, they're 6 whole heads! Each one of those would have at least 6 cloves in it! She grifted you!

bro the stones quest is just wild, the lengths you have to go for this crown just for it to sit on a shelf

14:45 "you awake feeling rested" Aaaah yes being kidnapped and brought to a damp shack in a swamp reminds me of the good ol days going fishing with pa.

You want to know how to make collecting Jiub's lost pages even more painful? Use Dawnbreaker. The explosion it makes when it kills a undead enemy will send those pages flying never to be found again. I learned that the hard way in my first playthrough.

The yelling "Get out!" immediately before or after normal conversation is the most Oblivion thing ever.

Nothing like a drug addicted vampire who kills people with his bare hands then drinks 20 skooma to make it to the next building

The cure for vampirism was extra painful for me. Why? On PS3 the coding was done wrong, so there's no option to give her the bloodgrass. How to get around it? Save game, quit, change system language to German, then reboot the game. Only then do you get "Ah! Blutgrass!" -_-

That stone quest feels like a slap on your mind for being curious. You see them floating by themselves in this weird box and they're all the same and appear everywhere like some sort of conspiracy. And... that's it. It's just a stone people keep around as a curiosity and incentive to a would be kleptomaniac.

I feel like the soul cairn pages would be slightly better if they placed a marker in the general area of where the page is. Your still looking for a needle in a hay stack, but it’s better then what Bethesda thought was “good” gameplay

The worst thing about collecting 24 stones, is when facing a number like (22/24), I would open up the world map, look at every map mark, search through months of memory to find out which two I missed, in the most recent try I was lucky, already had the locations pretty much memorized and didn't need to google anything. A good way to develop memorizing methods, it's all about remebering the trivials along the way, not the location itself.

Story time: To this day, I REFUSE to complete “No Stone Unturned” Not because it’s a bad quest. But because after completing it, the quest literally destroyed my game. After completing the quest, the Dragonborn is given the “Prowler’s Profit” effect. This reward completely bugged out my game. For some reason afterwards I was unable to use alchemy/potion stands, grindstones, forges, basically any menus that required my character to do a “using” animation while in the crafting menu. The entering animation would play out, the menu then pop up for an instant before being forced into the “backing out” animation. Luckily I was a save spammer, so I had multiple load points. In every save BEFORE “Prowler’s Profit” was added I was able to use those menus. Even to the point where all I had to do, the literal LAST OBJECTIVE, was give to the crown to Vex. After that handoff, boom, no more menus. So now because of that fear I whenever I play Skyrim, even after all these years, I will NEVER pick up a Stone of Barenziah.

God I swear my eye twitched from the vampire cure quest, the memory's, the painstakingly repressed memory's. The first (and only) time I got vampirism in that game was from the guy in the dark brotherhood who said it was a "gift" and that he would make me a "hunter of the night". Well yea I kind of have to be a hunter of the night because in the day I run the risk of *internal combustion!* I remember once getting stuck in an auto-save death loop where I only had 3 seconds to live and the last save before it was over 2 hours ago (let's just say I was very low on health potions after that day). Also *why is the NPC who only exists to help you actively hostile to you at all times?? Especially when they are the only protection from the sun for miles!* And worst of all it was all for *nothing!!* Because the PS3 English GOTY edition is *BROKEN* and unless you change the language (something I only learned about years later) the option to give her blood grass is permanently grayed out and will not accept the ingredients, meaning the quest is impossible to complete and the only way out is to reload and lose all your progress..... God I hated that quest. Sorry for the rant It seems I had more repressed feelings for that mission than I thought.

4:57 funny thing is, the grand soul gems were the EASY part for me, I had tons. The part that was difficult was BLOOD GRASS. You wouldn't think it, but after you complete the games main line, that little bastard herb becomes stupid rare. Also sometime she just... glitches and refuses to take the blood grass and complete the damn quest.

I think a fun thing about no stone unturned is that the stones aren’t marked with the (Owned) tag so you can just grab them right infront of their owners and they don’t give a crap about you taking it. Not even they want to have them cluttering their inventory anymore. I also completed the Saint Jiub quest and I still like the reward it gives in the form of the Necklace which is one of the only pieces of jewelry that counts as armor.

I wasn't expecting to see a skooma-addicted vampire when I clicked on this video. In terms of Elder Scrolls lore, those things are seen as extremely degenerate on their own, and you managed to do them both at the same time for purely pragmatic reasons. Good job.

I like that taking them isn’t stealing. I assume the NLC’s figure “hell, maybe if a thief takes them it’ll leave quest log.”

By the time you’ve collected them all, money isn’t an issue.

That "Be glad you're invincible" was comedy gold.. Reminds me of those Stickman animations "Get out or I'll call the guards" *smiling* "Be glad you're invincible" *cartwheels away* "Weee"

The best thing about A Cure for Vampirism is that back before some patches, the reward could be spammed infinitely. That's how young me used to get my money, it was great

When i was about 7 playing oblivion for the first time i vividly remember becoming a vampire by absolute sheer stupidity, and then having not understood that i was a vampire became extremely hot in the sun and would just die because i thought the game was broken, in the end i deleted the save and started a new game

Eventually I'm gonna make a sneak/assassin build just named "Damned Rats" or "Just the Wind" Also to add to the hate parade, I nominate Revealing the Unseen after being reminded just how annoying it is after doing it a 2nd time last run.

My favorite part of the page collecting quest is how the pages sometimes have a tendency to glitch through the scenery. Nothing like having to use console commands to get rid of the barrel at 9:42 because the page clipped through the lid.

I've done the No Stone Unturned quest so many times I knew exactly where he was each time he grabbed one. I love this quest, with help from a guide I do it first thing each time I play. The one in the soul cairn is terrible if you use Dawnbreaker. When it explodes things can get lost. I had to reload my save because I made the last paper disappear...was so mad.

I kinda liked finding jiub's pages, they aren't that hard to get if you keep an eye out for other secrets (they're grouped in with other optional rewards, sometimes directly or sometimes behind a chest or something). I only wish I could mark spots on my map so that I wouldn't lose track of what I've already done

Guard: good evening Also the same guard: ITS ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!!!

It's funny, every skyrim playthrough I always collect the stones of Barenziah before I go to Riverwood. This way the rest of the game is just filled to the brim with gems. This also helps with leveling up smithing as you can make the most expensive rings.

Actually there’s a really glitchy way to do the stone of Baranziah quest. When you pick up any, particularly the first one, spam the pick up button. You’ll often collect several from one. I got 12/24 when I picked up the very first one just by hammering the button. I then just went to 6-7 of the easier ones to collect and in 20 mins I had it done, in the early game! (The magic effect makes collecting jewels ridiculous as every chest seems to have flawless stones in it) After I traded the full 24 in and completed the quest I still come across the ones I didn’t collect in the wild but I can’t pick them up now because they just stuck in my inventory for ever as I can’t sell them and there’s no where to trade them in!

every single Quest is just a blessing

weird as this sounds, this video makes me wanna play skyrim again

The mod that gives the stones quest markers and makes the crown wearable is a blessing.

Stones of berenziah isn't too bad. If you have higher speech and have the Perk to sell any item, after completion, you will be booming in septims. Also, keep a list with you to check. I've did and saved me trouble of not having to remember because my memory is bad.

Love the way you edit your videos. These had me hurting from laughter, especially the oblivion quests. Perfect cuts and zooms, hilarious. This is pure schadenfreude, but in a slapstick comedy way. I felt every moment of these. Good shit.

I liked getting the stones on the first playthrough, since I was a thief; the many gemstones I got were more so trophies than valuables to sell

after recently working to complete the stone of barenzia questline… i realize that my young 11 year old self knew nothing about “stupid and difficult fetch quests”

Im kinda glad Juib didnt seem to be aware if how brutal his murder was. It was over before he realised. But for the players who went and saved kavatch, it was gut wrenching seeing Juib included in the next installment only for him to already have been killed before you entered, making you eternally "just out of time" to save him. I was so upset when i found that. Theres something different about reading about characters you met in previous games having adventuruous lives and shocking deaths, and having no warning before physically seeing a character a lot of people are attached to in the next game brutally murdered.

For the quest, no stone unturned, there's a glitch that is you use the slow time shout, then spam the pick up button on a stone, the quest will count multiple (2) instances of obtaining a stone. So you can cut the amount you have to find by half.

my brother in christ, the ruins right outside the exit to the imperial city sewers after the tutorial has a clove of garlic hanging on a tent

That vampirism quest made me question my life when i was getting those grand soul gems

Along similar lines, might I suggest "The Collector" quest in Oblivion, and "The Museum of Oddities" in Shivering Isles.

The little memey tune brings out the depression of dealing with my spectrum router that went out after 2 weeks and trying to get the new one set up 😂😂 lovely Christmas

With the stones quest , I imagine and roll play as a mad man obsessed with gems and imagine news going around about a dangerous telepathic mute running all across skyrim gathering odd gems shouting at everything and leaving a trail of death and destruction at its wake Kinda like double king

There used to be a glitch where after you complete the cure for vampirism quest, if you kept going back to the Skingrad count, he would keep giving you money, and the amount he gave increased over time.

I always get the jiub pages. I think its easy lol. They're always close to a feature, you can usually get up on a tall structure to scout locations and use the minimap to see where you have not yet been. Also, it's recommended for the DLC quests to be lvl 30, so soul drain shouldn't be a problem.

I spent so much time searching for torkild and after multiple real world days I read that if he dies somewhere his body just stays there and he can be pretty much impossible to find. I realised that was probably what happened and gave up

As annoying as the stones of barenziah are to collect, I love the boost in gems that comes from completing the crown. My goblin brain has to loot EVERYTHING and all the better if it's shiny!

Ok I'm subscribing now, I commented about stones last time and you told me to watch outro. And you said it is it's own video and you have delivered. Great community engagement!!!

The last clip where there was lightning after any major text was funny lmao

Major respect on all of these.

Oh yes. I can't believe you did the stones quest 💎

If you ever do mororwind, try "threads of the webspinner" without a guide. Trust me it's worse than no stone unturned.

The editing of this video had me dying from laughter!

Theres a garlic cluster hanging at the end the tent at the camp in Vilverin. Theyre also found in most buildings in Skingrad, usually in basements or near a fireplace.

1:16 that "wheeee" is the most relatable thing I've seen in a Skyrim video ever

Lmao, I love the image of a Vampire high on skooma, zooming through the streets to avoid sun damage and bursting through doors xD

Sir how many time wasting quests do you want to stretch our games out with Tod Howard: yes

Fun fact: if you bend time dragon shout and spam the pick up button on the stones you can pick up 2 at a time, means you only have to collect half of the stones to complete the quest.

Such an underrated channel, keep it up man!!

Garlic often hangs in cellars of houses where you can harvest it. Theres like 5 garlic in the room with the nirnroot guy

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

LOL! So that’s where that quest is hahaha 😂

Oh, damn, I forgot there was one of those damn stones in the house in Solitude. Guess that's because since Hearthfire came out, I've always just bought land instead of any of the old houses.

Honestly I felt the same way you did when I first did the soul Care and stuff for jib but then I figured out how easy it was when you explore the soul Care and there's always going to be main structures and there's always going to typically be something there for you to collect whether it just be luke or page they're always in big structures the only one that's not is near the wall that separates the way you came into the soul Karen and the other side where that one merchant is that will trade you soul husks for items so you don't have to search around too far and when you keep that in mind it's not that bad but it's still really annoying

18:56 Runa: "Kill one person and you could solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities." Good ol kids.

The best part of this video is him assassinating ghosts and cutting off their heads xD

I don't know if I'm the only one but I love collecting the Stone of Barenziah.

I'd allways wonder about no stoned unturned the one quest I'd never bother with

To make the Unusual Gem quest alot easier for you folks, if you press the pick up button as fast as you can on the gem, you will end up duplicating it 2 or 3 times.

>hey do thing! >no! (persuade)

FNV had a similar quest being their sunset sarsaparilla star bottle caps which I did complete one time only because of my desire to explore every landmarker in the game and the bottlecaps being in most locations around other bottlecaps.

3:38 BUH

You know its bad when one of the top mods for skyrim is just quest markers for all the stones

Truely impressive that u got through the stone quest.... i never have a game that dosnt have at least one fall through the world before i get to it makeing it ungetable

one more coin and I can feed me kids a pair of shoes.

7:03 Hourglasses everywhere, but not a single clove of garlic to cure my vampirism.

“Be glad your invincible” oh if we all haven’t said that once to the true children of Skyrim

No Stone Unturned is a banger of a quest I will die on this hill

Currently feeling like one of the only people on the planet who likes the “No Stone Unturned” quest. I love making jewelry, enchanting it, then selling it for smithing, enchanting, and speech, and having all the gemstones I could ever want is nice. Also I have a compulsive need to collect all the Thieves Guild artifacts, and the empty bust makes me itch.

That dawnbreaker quest which makes you sit around and listen to someone talk for like. A billion years

The Berenziah quest is great, if you have pointers where those stones are!

I remember the first time I completed the quest from Saint Jiub pages; I searched the locations but the final page wasn't there, I looked around and didn't find it, then I googled about it and it turns out that the page could get stuck inside the barrel and the solution was loading a previous save, but it didn't work for me, I kept searching until I found a random video with 12 views that showed that using an explosion from a rune could solve it, and it actually worked for me, thanks to that random video

i love the page quest and the free horse

The life of a rock collector is a treacherous one

Not one quest per se but the achievement to restore the thieves guild to its former glory , i.e getting all the merchantsakd stuff takes so damn long and is a nightmare for next to nothing.

If you use the slow time shout and spam the grab button youll pick up 2 or 3 barenziah stones at once. Makes it way faster. Lol

Lol exactly the same thing happened to me in Vampirism cure quest. Witch turns agressive if I stay in her house, and its day outside. Had to use tgm to get out.

Seeing these quests again triggers my ptsd

1:55 You know what, curse you *unmegaminds your dude*

Clicking whatever button you need to press to pickup when picking up a stone fast allows you to pick up 2 of them at a time

When I did the berenziah quest i got myself a mod from the steam workshop that adds quest markers for those pesky stones. Saved my sanity

No stone unturned is like the legend of Zelda korok seeds but if they had mounds of prerequisites for no reason

How do you want your Vampire? Oblivion: crispy and ugly af Skyrim DLC: Unbeatable beaty

That was pretty cool dude.

When I did the Stone quest I waited until I had all of them to get them identified. That way they stack and don't block out your inventory.

good evening- IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!

i honestly think that the stones of barenziah quest is only in the game to troll hoarders

Sinderions cellar in Skingrad has garlic hanging on the pillars

No stone unturned is why I downloaded a bat file to just skip to the end

I am SO god damn glad master speech training is on this, I still remember feeling a bit annoyed that I had to go all across Cyrodiil just to be able to spend my gold on this lady... *And then I saw that there were no map markers*