It can be so effective.

Never let it not be said tho that Chris Hemsworth has achieved the ultimate dad bod in this movie. If he wasn't a 10/10 before he certainly is now with that beer belly.

Which is baffling because he does that all the time.

@@tricksterhuaun It only works on fat people that aren't yourself. You can always see your own pudge, because you know what to look for.

He's trying to maintain the secret for himself and the other fatsos. As a fat fuck myself, I appreciate the effort.

Super Sexy Style!!!!!!

Smokin Sexy Style

But then when he gets hit by thanos 20 seconds later it goes back to a C rating.

Caleb Kormann he taunted at the wrong time.

Smokin' Steve Style

His death was a mirror of the ending of Infinity War, as he sat down on his porch after his work his done. In Endgame he sits down the same way, the camera pans the same way, but only this time, he has a sad and dissappointed look instead of a content one he had in Infinity War.

"How's it feeeeeel Thanos? To be a biiiitch?"

@@cube_incinerator426 bitch ain't got no stones

@@primeman454 Ain't even got stones

Went out like a True *G* . Honestly would suck if this truly is the Last Time we see Josh Brolin’s *Thanos* in the MCU.

"You can rest now" got me good. I didn't cry but I feel sad like a few days still after seeing the movie.

You know you made a good character when their death hits you harder later on. I didn’t cry but boy do I miss iron man now

I legit cried at "You can rest now"

It was the people around him at the end as much as anything for me. Rhodey, his oldest friend who's always had his back. Peter, his surrogate son, who he's fought so hard to save. And Pepper Potts, who was with him through almost everything, and knew him better than he knew himself. And let's be honest, after those final four words - what else could he have said?

Zombiewithabowtie Knowing Peter he’s going 100% blame everything on himself. Hardest reaction for me was happy’s

Except that sword is really unbalanced. It's way too OP. Can break vibranium, block lightining charged Iron man beams and blow up Quantum Gates.

The double bladed sword is a reference to the Thanos copter if you think about it

I can't believe Thanos used the Red Iron Twinblade to fight the Avengers

@@ryanbacker4870 I appreciate this comment

It was stupid looking though

oh shit your right tho

I guess it WAS a one in 14 million chance.

It's confirmed a huge amount of the timelines are ones where the rat never hits the button.

can't wait for the quantum rat solo film

Ratatouille: The diseased avenger

@@baylaust Bring back the rat for Phase 4. I want an unnecessary amount of effort to include him in some awesome fight.

I rewatched carefully and was shocked to see that it was actually hundreds of ANTS controlled by Scott. They were behind all of it.

You understand what you've unleashed right?

He was the son.

That dude is one of the biggest Japanese actors in America. So its interesting but also just as likely to be big budget casting. He's great at playing the part he was given in the movie.

He also was in The last samurai with Tom Cruise and Tom was the original choice to play Iron Man in the first movie. Coincidence!? I Think NOT!!

I was so close to crying in it.

it was comic book as fuck. it was the greatest thing ever.

@@felicia9567 I did

You mean made up Disney bs

It's just a 30 minute orgasm where money comes out. Its great

So you're saying Tony Stark is the Vergil of the MCU?

@@Zexx4 More or less.

I mean, back to the future also used parallel timelines, so despite the fact the movie says its not like back to the future, it does seem to be a lot like back to the future

@@allypearlman5569 I think it meant as in you can just travel back in time and shoot your racist grandpa in the face when he was twelve and not blink out of existence. They sneaked around so as to not fuck up that timeline too much.

@@allypearlman5569 The difference between ''Back to the Future'' and ''Endgame'' is in BttF when a new reality is created it replaces the one there already was, but in ''Endgame'' the new reality exist a long side the original reality. The concept of characters going back in time and sneaking about within the scenes of a previous movie is the part that is similar between the two.

WHich also reminds me of Agent Hill asking Tony in the first Avengers: Hill: "When did you become an expert in thermodynamics?" Tony: "Last night." XD

That was pretty funny.

Splits himself into fat thor and....demon thor?

@@raccoonofmotivation20 Fat thor and Fit thor. Fat thor only know self indulgence and endless consumption

CAPITAN YAMATO AMERICA!

Does Loki get Rebellion?

@@zigmus00A Does Odin have the Sparda?

i actually dont know if im overthinking it or i have missed something , care to enlighten me ?

baciu14 It’s the last line of the first Iron Man movie (that apparently Robert Downey Jr ad libbed) that pretty much kicked off the entire marvel craze.

​@@minniemystic7185 His first movie ends with that line, and his final movie also does. It was great.

@@MrDioXIII The third Iron Man film also ends with that line as well.

"So uh... lonely up here?" "You have no idea herr Rodgers."

There NEEDS to be a deleted scene where Steve confronts him again. :) "You know I really thought I had gotten rid of Hydra for good...Turns out, they really did have more heads than I thought." "Captain, there are far more terrifying things in this life than the entity that is Hydra...That part of my life is now miniscule compared to what it is I watch over." "Yeah....I heard...."

...D-Did he? Woah.

Or the Ravagers

The real hero of the MCU.

Culture kinda slowed down after the snap I guess, since 50% of all potential meme makers were dusted, memes kinda remained longer and samier. Also I think even the kids who were with the Hulk cringed at him when he dabbed, so they know its old.

No new memes after the snap

it was treated as dumb and awkward by the characters, Banner is just a big awkward dork and fusing with the Hulk did nothing to fix that

The fact that it's a "dead meme" by then makes the scene even better, that scene is very self aware of being a "how do you do fellow kids" moment which I fucking adore

Thor playing fortnite and talking shit also shows how far down he's come in 5 years, he went from God to just a dude drinking beer playing fortnite, honestly those two scenes are some of my favorites

No, he is saying that they downplayed how obese he was compared to his first appearance when they go get him.

That would've blown my mind to kingdom fuck

Would have buttered my bread.

Every Stan Lee cameo is the same guy who was sent out by The Watchers to observe things. His cameo in Guardians 2 is him reporting to them.

But in the last movie it's canon he's a immortal god being. So that would only confuse and diminish stan's amazingness.

Tony learns from his dad that he needs to be bigger than himself and that leads to him making his decision (along with Doc Strange's finger) at the end

She's already the Carol everyone knows though. Pointless, annoying and shoehorned into things.

@@largetea8475 with a shitty haircut

I wasn't even mad that her haircut looked awful because it's already awful in the comics, so technically it's just how it should be

Couldn't have portrayed the character more accurately, with the perfect actress as well!

Spacious Wheat oof gettin riles by cape shit.

I thought Ronin was kind of an edgelord. Cap with the hammer was badass though, I actually didn't know it was coming.

Pat is just trying too hard to hate on Hawkeye / Ronin but still failed

NANOMACHINES!!!

As someone who doesn't enjoy Hawkeye, i'll agree with you. He did a great job!

I could have sworn his suit generated the same little claspers that were used to a fix the glove with stones without causing a reaction. His suit is basically an instant 3d printer. He just turned his arm into a copy of the glove after using the same nanos to pick off the stones and place them on his.

Cap gets a pass, the iceberg cucked him first.

Ajscrewu Wait, who’s her grandfather?

@@ajscrewu He kissed her niece.

Yeah that, but also the fact that his whole point for pursuing sorcery in his movie is the fact that his hands aren't steady because of an accident that ruins him

@@mud2294 Wasn't it in the end that his hands were never cured, but instead he found a greater purpose than performing expensive surgeries? If so, he probably still suffers from the pain.

Not to mention the branching paths is the entire reason they give on why they don't beat 5 year old Thanos to death with a rock

@@stephensmith7327 or as Rhodey suggest, strangle him

Probably, but the writers disagree. In any case, it doesn't really matter. Overthinking these things is poison.

@@manwiththemachinegun youd think the quadrillion dollar movie could hire enough writers to catch logical fallacies an average joe can

Russo brothers should if had his time suit on then. It fucks with the time travel thing

Considering that she's essentially a spymaster for her entire working life, and then has advanced dementia in her final years, it's feasible to think she'd keep up the charade of her husband being Reve Stogers and then lapse into thinking he'd really only just returned from the Arctic.

I thought he just travelled back to their timeline with the Pym Particles or something

There are 2 timelines. The 2 Steve Roger timeline, and 1 Steve Roger timeline. We experience a timeline where there was always 2 Steve Rogers and all events play out the same.

@@MegaAzine nice

flightlessagbsls Russos confirmed that he went to a different timeline at the end.

ALL THE GODDAMN WARRIORS!!

AVENGERS!!!!!! Assemble.

You'd be depressed either way dork

Wow do you need to watch more films then,if your bar for the most amazing thing ever put to film is the cinema equivalent of McDonalds.

@@vivena9 You must be fun at parties.

I reject your Reality Stone and substitute my own.

That doesn't make any sense and Pat SHOULD be correct on this, as delaying his return point would literally do nothing as he would still return to that original platform he was standing on 5 seconds later, or did Russos forget Hulk saying "He can take as much time as he needs, to us it will only be five seconds." Also why would he return to that exact moment with out the suit OR THE DEVICE THAT LETS HIM TIME TRAVEL only to go sit on a bench like he was just waiting there with his shield in a sack! The movie clearly set it up to be him living out his life in the main time line and nothing else contradicts that at all, if anything it would be dumb if he some how came back using another time machine that no one was using and his suit wasn't connected to.

@@rikowolfin4984 Actually you could argue the timeline Steve goes to is a completely different and in this revised timeline technology may be years more advanced since Howard Stark may have still been alive (Backed up by the fact he hands Sam a brand new Shield) and the original tech Steve used to time travel may not be usable after 60 years and he uses the tech from that timeline to return to the moment he left but since its different tech he doesnt return to the exact moment.

@@mrbonesaw90 He could easily get a new shield from Wakanda or have his original shield repaired. But all of this is assumptions that has nothing backing it up in the actual film, Steve Roggers has no idea how technology that advanced works and to avoid fucking up the time line, which was the whole point of returning the stones, Steve would have to avoid messing with anything up until that moment he left. Even still lets just say he did all of that and the time line he comes from is one so advanced that he doesn't need a suit or the Pym Tech to use time travel, why the fuck did he decide to just sort of sit on a fucking bench at the Funeral in normal clothes with a shield shaped bag next to him and no one noticed he was there until AFTER Steve left to go back in time? All of this makes zero sense in the film itself other than to try and repair how things work for time travel, which is dumb because it still works perfectly fine when the whole point was to keep it all ONE time line which it still is and Steve Rogers just didn't change anything major about it to split it into a different one like removing a Infinity Stone would have.

Crazy Talk strikes again!

Ronan was dumb but the one-shot Yakuza fight was dumb in the best way imo

I liked that he did the wiping his sword off with his elbow thing like Raiden does in Revengeance. That may be from something else but between that and Winter Soldier esentially being an MGS movie I get the feeling that the Russo are Metal Gear fans.

@@thunderphoenix440 That's from every samurai anything anywhere. If you're a weeb I'm actually amazed you haven't seen that dozens of times in dozens of things.

I'm with Pat here. Ronin was just a weeb edgelord dork

Commander_Ninja How?

Also to clear up the question of how he's on the bench instead of coming through the portal. The movie sets up earlier that the portal platform isn't entirely necessary. It's just a nice checkpoint, especially for a whole team. In 2012 New York, Tony and Steve initiate a jump to a different time and place independently of the platform. They only need their space/time GPS hand devices and Pym Particles to make a jump. So it's entirely feasible that Steve jumps to the bench of his original timeline (or somewhere nearby then walks to the bench while the others are watching the platform) to be the dramatic bitch he is.

Ahhh Pat being dumb and wrong never gets tiring

@@getschwifty5537 but then it's contradicted by Old Cap not wearing the time travel suit

@@murkrum did you miss the part where those suits transform into seriously whatever is convenient? Tony and Steve even got WW2 appropriate attire on a whim.

@@getschwifty5537 lmao they had to have stole those suits. It never mentions the suit changing into other shit

She was the Superman that was used just the right amount.

But then there would be those people who wouldn't understand her power or where it comes from, and why Thanos was able to knock her out when he pulled the Space Stone out of the New Gauntlet after trying to punch her and she was unfazed, the power power of the stone itself was stronger with him than the power she got from it in her movie.

@@Hannya_chua I don't know anything about her and I was able to put everything together just by looking at her as well as just the movie trailer

@@Arcademan09 good for you, you're smart. But not everyone is like you.

@@Hannya_chua i agree with him and ive seen Captain Marvel. All you need to know is that shes super strong and basically a space protector. Most people should be able to infer whats going on unless they're not very smart which is ok.

Metal Gear isn't that confusing

@@wayfarinstranger9962 Hmmm yeah ok

I find the lack of Maximum Spiders... Disturbing

I remember concept art for PROTON CANNNON.

I was just waiting for a HYPER CHARGING STAR powered by Mjolnir.

that's wrong.

@@Cotonetefilmmaker Let me quote you Joe Russo himself: "If Cap were to go back into the past and live there, he would create a branched reality. The question then becomes, how is he back in this reality to give the shield away?"

@@umbrellashotgunman because he's another cap from a very similar time line?

I thought that it was assumed that the timelines split (with Future Trunks rules), they just didn't want to create a *doomed timeline with no infinity stones.* So the universes still split because teleporting Loki, and Thanos' whole army disappearing, but they had to bring the stones back so terrible void beasts wouldn't rip apart reality.

darkironyoshi Actually, Russos have said that by going back to Peggy, Cap created a new timeline.

My nigga respeced his skill tree in the middle of the fight

Nobody watched the Peggy Carter show

@@Zexx4 it ran for 2 seasons.

Or you can just read any avengers comic (before 2010 they were good) Jarvis is the Avengers buttler

some people at my viewing said it was Peter Dinklage’s character hitting an anvil. I was like “really?”

I recognized it immediately when I heard it.

Seriously! It's blatantly the noise of an anvil, wtf else would it be?

But then why wouldn't it show up for thanos? He lost his entire people which probably includes his family. He definitely cares about them because that's his sole basis for carrying out his plan in the first place.

@@Ozma315 Might have had to be unconditional love so Thanos being bitter toward his people for not listening to him would have made it ineffective.

@@zeterzero4356 I dont think he was ever bitter with them. He more so blamed himself for not taking actions back then. Even when he was taking actions in IW, he was never bitter towards the main cast either for trying to stop him.

@@Ozma315 He did say he was going to enjoy ravaging their planet near the end of the movie. Seems a little nettled if nothing else.

@@zeterzero4356 after knowing that he succeeded but they still dont understand. Hell the one in the garden wasn't bothered as they're about to kill him, and that's the one that threw gamora

She didn't do anything, but she was there as they had her in the credits and they showed her getting out of bed.

I believe they used an outtake from dark world but they still had a credit her for legal reasons

Portman: My work here is done Everyone: But you didn’t do anything!

He outsmarted the Mad Titan. :D What a fucking beast.

Yeah this is the answer to what happened with the swap. Because of the Iron Gauntlet and Mark 85 both being nanomachines, the stones were able to be swept away by 'melting' metal to Tony's hand. However they have a point. Why wouldn't Tony have a remote eject function in case Thanos got the Iron Gauntlet? Or a "it's only coded for me and Hulk" thing so it just shuts off if anyone without clearance tries to use it?

Darkest timeline

Totaly respect it, personaly i felt a bit of a void afterwards like i couldnt belive it was done, granted that might be my inner child throwing a tantrum

@@vivamexico254 I'm sorry dude

My take is that he returned the stones and the hammer in their respective places. Then, when he was ready to go back, he returns back whenever those incidents happen to met with peggy and live thier marriage with a new identity.

He returned that infinity stone last, so he could spend the rest of his time with Peggy.

@@spaciouswheat4580 I agree, but in my case, the wife works Sunday evenings and she would kill me if I were to watch it without her. We have to postpone our game of thrones viewing until I get off of work Monday. I get on social media Sunday night or Monday morning and am plastered with spoilers ruining the experience for me and the wife. Seems like there is no courtesy for anyone who cant make it to the initial viewing.

Unlike a bootstrap paradox.

He just over thought it, jesus chill! It's the movie not the bible!

So help me if this isn’t true I’m coming back to this comment and telling you how disappointed I’m at you for lying

I'll be disappointed if it is true

What a perfect fucking love letter to the fans, man. This movie was phenomenal. :')

@@ajscrewu myeeeeeh I hate the popular thing that means Im the smartest man in the room! Dude cmon stop rolling around calling people cucks in 2019

@John Coleman if it looks like one and sounds like one then it is one and I’m not a hipster I like mk that’s popular. Most of you don’t see the bigger picture with what Disney is doing and how much they’ve funded them for it. Also the time travel was lame and the two strongest men were made weak jokes but go ahead enjoy your soy latte with a sprinkle of mouse droppings

@@ajscrewu I dunno man maybe broaden your concept of masculinity and stop beating your meat to buff dudes doing buff dude things.

@John Coleman lmao you probably believe in “toxic masculinity” and all this to defend a pathetic Disney movie they have you fanboys by the balls

I don't think that's right at all. I'm pretty sure Pat is right and Steve just assumed that pilot's identity.

@@zeterzero4356 That wouldn't make sense given the rules set out in the movie. Also the writers of the film have confirmed that a new reality was in fact created...

@@calumbrown336 It makes perfect sense considering that the only thing that makes a split in the time line as stated by the movie is removing the infinity stones out of the time itself, if it's just making changes to the time line then guess what? That whole Time Stone BS was a pointless waste of time considering that they already were fucking up a million things at that moment so what would be the point of her even caring if they took the stones or not. And where was it said that the writers confirmed that Cap made a new time line when he didn't break any of the rules? Even if they did, it would still be BS considering that nothing in the movie suggests he traveled back to the original time line after living his life in another one ( Or else he would have appeared on the platform after the five seconds all old and shit ).

​@@rikowolfin4984 Going back and making different events happen no matter how small instantly makes a brand new reality. The important thing here is scale. Lets say the hulk went back and accidentally broke a potted plant. That would have created a brand new reality instantly however the ramifications of that wouldn't be anywhere near as to the complete removal of the time stone from that reality without it being returned. The major new realities created after endgame are a reality where Loki is still alive (cue TV series), a reality where Thanos and his army just diapered and never returned and a reality with two Captain Americas in it, one frozen and one with Peggy Carter. Also here: mcucosmic.com/2019/04/30/the-official-explanation-for-captain-americas-ending-in-avengers-endgame/

@@calumbrown336 The problem with that is that all of these changes they made in the movie still would lead into a completely, and potentially dangerous, time line that she did not see. The whole point of Hulk taking the infinity stone and promising to bring it back was so that her time line would be the exact same she saw with Dr. Strange, other wise Hulk being there at all was a danger to their whole reality itself. Break a potted plant is fine, it does nothing to affect the time line, but you have Captain America fight himself while Loki is captive that is going to send some major red flags. Suddenly Hydra thinks Captain America ether is in on their plot and informs him ahead of time by accident and everything is wrapped up sooner, or Hydra figures out Captain America was lying to them and decide to kill him first and removing the threat completely while he is still unaware. Then there is Loki taking the infinity stone that they have to do who knows what, meaning Dark World doesn't happen and Loki doesn't 'die' for Thor nor does Loki return to Asguard in Thor 3 and help save Thor from his sistor/Thanos meaning Thor is dead three times over now and everything is fucked because this is a split time line that still has Thanos. It also still doesn't explain HOW CAPTAIN AMERICA GOT BACK TO THE 'ORIGINAL TIMELINE' when he wasn't wearing the suit or have the button on him! It's not like he knew how the hell time travel worked so he reprogrammed the device to take him back with out the platform, and if he did even use the device he would have STILL ended up back on the platform itself right in front of everyone and not on that fucking bench like he was waiting for them to notice him!

The Mind Stone. Wanda was infused with the power of the mind stone.

@@Hillthugsta My bad

Cpt Creampuff Russo’s confirmed it.

....goddamnit. 😅

At least age sent the meh team.

She seemed to know something was up in Infinity War when she said Thanos came back with the Soul stone but not Gamora.

@@getschwifty5537 She was probably thinking that Thanos and Gamora fought for the stone and Gamora died for it. She didn't know that you have to sacrifice something you love.

yeah, but they were mindless dog aliens creatures so it's fine.

@@flightlessagbsls no I'm pretty sure they were Thanos foot Soldiers. Still Evil but sapient and choosing it. I mean it's fine if the others kill they're mostly adults from Soldier/Spy backgrounds Peter Parker just straight up became a remorseless killer in SECONDS for from his perspective little reason he wasn't effected by/understood the post apocalypse to him this was just "I woke up some bad guys here LETS KILL THEM" that's a bit unnerving especially considering he's the LEAST edgy of the movie Spider-Men

Peter doesn't kill...

@@JetstreamDan precisely why its a bad moment cause peter parker does not kill

They were the dog creatures from Infinity War that will literally kill themselves to get to whatever they were sicked on, Peter doesn't kill humans but these are literally alien monsters trying to rip him apart, I don't think he really cares about killing the fucking Aliens from Aliens. That's like getting miffed that Batman kills Darksydes demon minions, these are mindless monsters literally throwing themselves at Peter to die so he will get overwhelmed by their own dead bodies. It's not like he is going into a drug den and murdering a bunch of people in cold blood.

But Drax got dusted, remember? I think the reason Bruce is such a pussy is because he ISN'T the Professor, like Woolie wants, he's literally just Banner in Hulk's body. The Professor also had Hulk's personality in there too, so he actually had fighting instincts, rather than Bruce.

Then why was he on the bench? I'm of the opinion that Pat is right on this one.

@@zeterzero4356 He probably used the device earlier when they were not there to see him coming back. Regardless, doesn't matter how he came back, only that he did.

But it's so COOL

Nah fuck that, swordfighting yakuzas is COOL