This is too true in the coronavirus period to get a job, no one hiring

the pain :(

ThAnK yOu FoR yOuR InTeReST iN tHiS pOsITIon, UnFoRtUnAtElY, wE HaVE deCideD tO ProCeEd WitH otHeR cAnDidATeS thAt moRE closELY AligN witH oUr rEQuIReMeNts...

Yo for real, I would rather they write me an automated email telling me to F off rather than absolutely nothing.

@@kingdominth4 stop sugar coating it, what you mean is your a failure no one likes you or wants to be around you and everyone else who applied is far better then you in every department. :)

oh my you are in for a surprise in his other vids

Yeah but but fortunately here in Germany they pay this for ya but you have to pay it back after you have a college degree

Jombo never thought I’d see a stick figure animator here

So... pretty much a loan.

Jombo 1,700s like

Insert meme: “Have a load of this guy! “

''Oh boy you really thought you could work from home during the pandemic with no prior experience? What a clown''

Lol everyone look, he's gonna cry

It’s online dating all over again... just more garbage and people not ready to appreciate anything other than perfection.

lol literally me when I first applied to UPS

You should be one of the programmers who wrote swift to get a job

wooow

That cant be a real thing that happened...right?

@@shellbeebo It was probably because management had someone they already wanted to hire but because of HR/some rules or regulations or something, they had to open the position to the public. The 5 years experience was so they could tell anyone 'no' without having to deal with discrimination laws

@@matissebilling2245 wow ok. Thanks for explaining.

It’s so annoying

Existing is a paradox in itself

That's a paradox

Screw jobs and screw college. Do business

@@aaz1992 You will need both to start business

+Scrooge McFuck I'm depressed

+Scrooge McFuck I know right :/

it's funny cause the process is so depressing

You are everywhere!

Still pretty funny.

You need experience to get a job but if you have no job, then how will you get experience? That is the only way to get experience

@@chrisesparza3786 not really

@@blacklyfe5543 yes really

@@blacklyfe5543 I'm sorry, but where else are you supposed to get *job* experience other than at a *job* ?

Wolves Prowl At Night I guess like an internship maybe, but I agree it doesn’t really make sense.

...ur black

we just dont like you.

@Mariusz Pudzian CVs*

@@JustAnotherNamelessGuy how'd u like this now eh???

@@fura9761 how would i know lol

ikr? And even if you aren't smart and have to resort to more physically demanding jobs, there's no banking on it giving you enough income to live off of. God, I wish I lived in the 50s - 70s

Life must have been simpler back then.

Yeah cuz ppl actually had a work ethic back then jk

There were a few billion less people on this planet 50 years ago, so jobs were given out like candy and shit was cheap. Today, supply of human bodies outweighs demand and everything's expensive. We're disposable, there is zero incentive for an employer to give 2 shits about employees because there are hundreds of applicants trying to get your job.

Things are more expensive now because of inflation.

+Willie Hunter cant get a degree now can ya m8

Can I get one degree please?

+The Cook mustard and ketchup on it?

+Willie Hunter At least you won't have to pay back your student loans. RIP.

+GtaHorrorFan are you black*

i'll try to make this nonsense possible: turn 16, get a job, become a genius and change the course of history by making a machine that slows down your biological age, have 10 years of expirience by working all the time with that job ofcourse, quit the job, change the course of history AGAIN by making a time machine, go back in time so that the offer is still there, nail the interview while being physically 16 years old but mentally 26 years old, and bada bing ! you got the job :D

@@blauwbeer556 that's what I did.

@@juggerswood good job mate, glad that i could help.

Great job if you’re born on leap year

@@blauwbeer556 purple backgrounds think alike it would seem

Lol

So fkn real

Sounds like my last job

@@madaraspeaks4082 you serious?

@@boxingbull523 yes it's exactly like my last job I was basically a team leader because I was responsible for a good portion of departments but they never gave me credit nor paid me for my hard work and the worst part is people who hide in corner and sleep all day got paid more than me

Just a pancake reference?

We got 1 litre tho

You misspelled 🅱️roke

😂

3 years ago.. what a chad

Canada man, 6k a year here

Tuition is around 10k a year. All other living expenses associated with the university bring that up to about 26k a year give or take.

a semester is $6,400 where I'm at

6k for the whole year but that’s because I’m poor😅

4.5 k a year at my Uni

These days its very popular to work for emotional reasons. Everyone wants to have a "meaningful" job. And employers have drunk that coolaide way too hard. So these days employers want their employees for whom flipping burgers is a calling. There are also various studies that prove employees who feel their work is meaningful are willing to accept an 18% lower salary on average, so thats definitely a heavy factor in the current climate. Personally, i don't give a shit whether my job means something. Pay me well, and i'll devote my soul to the company. Unfortunately, very few industries want that kind of employee these days. Sales/marketing is one of the few that loves greedy employees though.

@@Erowens98 so basically Brave New World mindset in the making

Birki gts Many people nowadays live in a fantasy world of sorts as far as getting a job goes. We have all heard the following before: “You can be anything you want!” “Your career should be something you love!” “Work hard enough, and all your dreams will come true!” As cynical as it may seem, life is not so idyllic; for example, you most likely won’t be able to make a full living doing art of any sort; banking on that is a gamble at best, as the market is and always will be flooded with hundreds of other artists just as good as you, if not better. On the other hand, there are many career fields which are always looking for new workers, many of which require no college degree at all (some official certification is often required, but this is almost never more than a tenth of the cost of a bachelors degree). They’re not always the most aesthetic jobs, but they tend to pay pretty nicely, which is much better than scrambling to make ends meet because “guitar is your calling” or some crap like that. TL:DR Passion is nice, but only opportunity will pay your bills.

If you can’t explain why you want more than just money, probably the only job you will get is in sales. It also suggests you are stupid if you can’t do 2 seconds of preparation to say something like “I think I’m a good fit for this role and I like the work.” You wouldn’t tell a girlfriend you were just with her for sex would you?

So people are just expected to lie? That's stupid. Most people work necause they have to. Not everyone gets to be what they want to be.

senpai please fist me

+Ginger Souless wut... I'm calling the police...

+Corpse Husband oh shoot, it's Corpse Husband

Agreed.

+Corpse Husband What sound is in the background anyway? Is it just white noise between the words?

Catch 22, you need experience for work but can't get get it because you never worked.

Neurofied Yamato that's why you gotta be lucky enough to have a relative running some sort of business

its not ignored, its intentional. I mean, the worker bees ignore it because reality is harsh, but not the ppl who create the situation.

They do it so you're infinitely in debt. That way the rich continually siphon money from us.

@@nickmagrick7702 Exactly.

same but i have an interview at McDonald’s hopefully I get it and start from there

@@frankie6225 Update?

@@bucket4255 He got promoted to a frying specialist.

@@fellowtemplar5679 10 cent raise. WOO!

I hope you have landed a good job !

Yeah. Most interviews are from telephones, but good fucking luck I guess.

Cuts a little too close to home eh?

May as well have taken dads seat at the dinner table to serve as a permanent reminder of why he left

I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

I WON'T PUT MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER! (love that song)...

get a job.

Wait I think you're canadian

+DJSbros lmao 😂😂😂

DJSbros I'm just showing that I thought it was funny and that I laughed

+DJSbros Never said it did

You have nothing better to do than insult other peoples comment, then complain when people comment on yours?

She?

@@araitol3935 well he was talking about the girl at the registration office

You do know that girl was basicly trolling in that video? People are so naive xD

fuck this is so annoying what happen to job applications everytime online online online omgfg

W

It's true because then it's easier to ignore applications.

Last time I filled out a real application and handed it to a manager was in the 90s.

Right, and that's code for "uhhh fill out this application, and then throw it in that trash can over there."

I did that for my first job and that was like 3 years ago. Decent place, average pay it was overall a fine employer for a while.

@@penguinrevolution9041 You're lucky! My 1st job lasted only for a day. I was at a cakery, but there were only 2 collegues with me at the time & one of them is very underqualified, but allowed to work there, because she's old. They wanted someone who's fast & skillful right off the bat, which wasn't me, so I was sent home. I've got 25.5$s for that (inflation is high tho...it was a month ago, now that money's worth 23.5USD)

@@MonkeyDLuffy-rr3wl lol

and bought a house after a few years of working

"A firm handshake and eye contact is better than a degree." I can't wait for these people to not control the world anymore.

Yes

You’ll know it’s a pyramid scheme when they start calling you a boss babe

@Bloodybleeder oh

I've seen instances of the latter, it's called Revature/FDM/Enhance IT/PCS Global Tech etc...

Oh shit i almost tried to apply at revature. Glad i didnt

60 years experience in college

What if your friends are all in the same position and have been crying with you about it for two years, I left school two years ago and this is my life now. Kill me.

Or join the union

Did you try applying to a job similarly to that one in another country?

Internships and temp jobs. Do it! Search for Temp agencies and they will get you a temporary job of a year.

shitty realization when you have no social skills or references other than immediate family and other employers.

yo what up checkmark

Honestly, same and it's frustrating.

that remind me of his "how college is like" video. He brings up the question of how do you know what kinda job you would enjoy without ever having that job. To answer this he put up a slider with fun on one side and making a lot of money on the other side and said to adjust accordingly.

And this is what I don't like about academia.

That damp fungal growth in the pantry isn't gonna analyze itself

Go get a master, big boy!

I got a degree in Graphic Design and now I clean rental cars

Jesús™ Good thing I live in Austria

Jesús™ Nah, mostly 'murica in a nutshell. Luckily i live in Finland with pretty much free universities (top level).

Could you pay it yet?

lyrical spiritual miracle no you never pay of college debt.

Maximililiano Britez could you pay it yet ?

What happens if you don't pay it

shriram ram I don’t know yet let’s find out

As a friend of mine put it "'Entry Level' is just a cleaned up way of saying 'We're going to lie to you and tell you you have a chance at getting to our pay level while we repeatedly enter you against your will via your paycheck, your schedule, your sense of self worth and your will to live'"

They put entry level so that they won't have to pay you as much not because it's actually entry level work

For real! It’s funny and sad at the same time.

What efforts are you making to change that situation?

@@several. well what should he/she do? if you dont know where to start that's a problem too. share some tips or get lost.

@@red2theelectricboogaloo961 Apply for a job? Volunteer? Intern? Do a course? Learn a trade? Apply for a recruiter? I'm not the oracle on this persons career wants but it's not exactly cracking the davinci code.

@@several. i suppose. but you know where the frustration comes from, right? for some people it's just easier to get a job because they have loads of friends who can get a hold of their parents and "hook them up" while others who haven't for one reason or another decided to make loads of friends have to try and "pick up the pieces" so to speak?

@@red2theelectricboogaloo961 Some people have parents which mean they never work in their life, worlds unfair. Just because it sucks doesn't mean you roll over and whine that it's not happening. But you can make those connections, but rarely force them. Just be opportunistic, let people know you are looking for work/experience. Get even a slight reference from a mate for helping their work. Don't lie, but embellish a little. But the reality is that only gets you to the talking phase, the rest is all self-work and confidence. My tip is experience hopping, get whatever you can at first, even if its a terrible job, cash in hand. It just shows you are able to work, which is suprisingly not as often for people as you would think. Also have the basics, drivers licence, resume, linked in if you are looking at the business world. Clean social media, and an explanation of what you've done, why you are doing what you are doing, and what you want. Have talkable hobbies and interests, and most importantly, a modicum of intelligence and confidence, even if its faked. All in all, just look put together and approachable, gets you far. And also, look for jobs in odd places, I'm sure your local community would have a job seeking facebook page. Every seek ad probably gets 100's of cookie cutter responses, call/contact directly when possible. Show them you have some balls, and go in like you know you have the job already.

"Hello. I'd like a bachelor's to go.

At a community college there are no entry requirements, other than a High School diploma or ged.

Can I get uhhhh BONELESS degree and a 2L of jobs

go to a shitter college

"Hello, I would like a sex please" If only women were that easy

yeah were all in the same boat,not to mention rent is expesenive. so the 30 year old who lives with their parents will be more common then usual

sell drugs.

Fun fact, before WW1 people used to live with their parents till their 30s all the time. It is only since about 1950s that living on your own at 20 something was viewed as "normal"

***** nah, my dad is a chiropractor and makes well over a 100 thousand a year, and my mom makes some good money too as a teacher.

I get that like "well no mom I can't get a job because I have no way to get there" I just get "well I used to have to cycle to work" i'm just like fml. Annoyingly back when my parents were my age there used to be quite a lot of factories quite close to where we live now. There's like 2-3 just down the road from my house all been converted into flats. So to get a job now the only feasible place is a supermarket though would take ages to save up for a car and I don't fancy working in a shop either.

Least you went out on your own terms.

epic

That might have been a test

Really? You throw away a job at the biggest pharmaceutical company of the world just because the HR guy was not as competent as you in the technology you were asked to be expert in? I mean, sometimes is frustrating to deal with uninfirmed HR guys. But fuck it! Once you get the job, who cares. Sorry, but I struggle to believe that you turned down such a position, *they called you back* (as if Bayer didn't have thousands of new applicants every day) and *you* turned down again.

Bayer is known in my country as very elitist company who hires people from specific niche category. They like to ignore people from technical universities completely too. Really low reputation among my field at least. Im glad I have other options.

Then: Everyone is on a level playing field, has reasonable income. Later: Someone gets a loan, goes to university, get ahead of the game. Makes all of the money. Now: Everyone has a degree, level playing field again - except everyone is poor as well.

I opted to get the degree and work 2 full time jobs. It is hard, but knowing that ill be able to pay off my student loans when I graduate and have saving makes it worth it

@@ssimms8995 how the fuck do you work 16 hours a day and at the same time get a degree? Am I misunderstanding something?

@@rikai5344 It’s pretty easy actually. Just sell your soul, and give up your social life.

@@extraterrestrial1614 As somebody from Belgium the idea of working more than 16 hours/week while studying is just dumb. Hell, I got in a program to fill up a bottleneck jobs. All free, kept getting paid unemployment money and everything. I finished higher education with more money than I started going to school 3.5 days/week and not working. Got to admit, was a rather chill 3 years.

State Schools...

I go to one, still not that cheap!

Canada, if you're a Canadian :)

It's even MORE expensive??? Man, fuck America...

Rafael Lopez Really? Are the universities good there?

+Random Person Classify you're bicycle as a low carbon footprint bioenergy green vehicle.

+Brotherhood of Steel lmao

+Hammer CSGO No seriously, I'm in that situation. I have $1.2k saved up for a car but uh... still need a job to get rest... need a car to get that job.

***** I know man. Idk what I plan on buying but I wanted to get a car that's been modified and is being sold by said person. I saw an rx7 that had a bunch of things done but it was $7k. I might just get a working cheap car until I can get a better one.

Invictus my car was 800 bucks lol start small. No one starts off with a beautiful car unless you're from an upper class family or your parents paid for it.

Not sure that helps selling steak knives though

turtlemaster 5000 My advice is for ppl who are getting into real jobs, not pyramid schemes where anyone who can breathe can get in.

loan

+SK SAKIB I'll take one big load please

+In a You do you want it on your face

I really hate their bosses and those employees....

What are your skills and education?

@@Kekmit for a second there, where it said continue to read, I thought it was going to be your last word, thank god it was not

Spend 20+ years in the industry and have no skill other than looking like you know something or have all degrees combined.

@@Kekmit My guy. That January 2020 update made me happy.

At first it's scary, like a watchdog on your way, but everything is under control, the dog is not aggressive and he might be your friend

It's the rat race and if you read some of these comments, people will ensure the competition is unfair, egotistical, and fierce.

@@rightblank10 Because competition is unfair, egotistical, and fierce.

Josh McSwain yup sad :(

@Pingu0 nice

USA* not the world. In the majority of other first world countries, it's actually not as retarded.

yh only USA in UK you pay 9000 pounds and they give you 6000 every year back in small chunks so you can live I hope they make universities in UK free :(

nothing is 'free', other working citizens would have to pay more in taxes to cover us students, so no I don't hope they make them free

Hassan Alloush Even though we have tax paid healthcare and education, our taxes are not that much higher than USA's. (Sweden) On the other hand, we don't have the same kind of military presence.

Or size

Yes

Go to Spain then.

How is europe better? All of college can't be free?

***** I got Bachelor's and didn't pay a cent. What are you talking about?

Most modern countries have free or very cheap college

That's ridiculous. Maybe apply to more big name companies because sometimes they randomly take you even if you're not qualified, the internship makes you qualified while you get paid, and you can hopefully get a return offer.

Cooper Makowski I can believe that. (Also, sorry for the late reply if you're receiving a notification for this. 1 year old comment.)

@@Enderdragon1800 Also 1 year too late here lmao

69

I want to believe.

+Soufiane Siris Please.

+Soufiane Siris Is your name Malcolm?

+Soufiane Siris Then make that 1M into Billions through actual work.

+Soufiane Siris While youre at it, turn that 1M to a 4.5B...

+Soufiane Siris oh, and then also inherit $400,000,000 when your father dies

People who are sociopaths i guess. Fake it till you make it.

Some of those will be a case of "we know who we want from a foreign country but we first have to search in our own country before it's allowed to bring somebody in. So yes, some of those aren't meant to find anybody.

+Infinite Gamer +1 for the name and avatar xD

Father be like:

Just call them a sheep and walk. Boom! Now they'll be thinking about that while they're stocking products on shelves or serving food for no tips.

how are you not homeless?!

easy, don't be white

Oh boy you hit the mark there. A bitch is when you look for unpaid expierence but it either lasts so long that you'll be living in a box by the end or it doesn't last long enough that it's practically worthless.

Getting an internship is as hard as getting a job now. It seems like getting a job is 100% luck (or nepotism or bribery).

Right? I have a freaking math degree, but if I want to write and edit math content, I apparently need to bend over backwards to get more schooling. As if I don't already know how to edit and create math content, as if I haven't been a TA and a tutor in math for years, as if I've never ever created math documents in my life and helped edit math documents. Like, just read my resume. It says I've actually done all this. Why do I need to go back to school?

>Pretend to have more experience and knowledge than I actually have Hmm, yes. The floor here is made of floor.

How do you fake that stuff? I'm being serious. I'm a teenager so I don't know anything about resumes.

James Bramnick faking isn’t always the best course of action. What you SHOULD do is really think about your skills and sell them for example, you know how to work a computer? “Proficient in multiple computer programs” if you don’t have job experience then you take from other things you’ve done. Volunteering or interning looks amazing and will give you experience. Most jobs suck, but if you’re trying to get your foot in the door the best thing to do is get in to a company and work your way up. Easiest way to get a job is to put in your application online, wait a day or two then walk into the business and ask to speak to the hiring manager. Once you’ve got the hiring manager in front of you, say you want to check on the status of your application and go from there. More times than not they will schedule a time for you to come in for an interview. Trust me, i was a hiring manager for 3+ years. Good luck on the job hunt!

James Bramnick lastly to answer your question about resumes, go online and google “resume template” choose one that emphasizes your skills rather than work experience. If you have a specific place you want to work like say a call center look up the job requirements and list your skills pertaining to the job, “excellent conversational skills” “basic computer skills” “problem solving” “deescalating angry customers” “positive attitude” these are all universally good skills that employers want to see in a employee

@@jaebby9695 Thank you so much! Best regardes to you.

Lol I've gotten call backs 6 months after I applied.

mustve been the bottom of the barrel.

@@hammer12482 i just got one yesterday, from ~6months as well lol. if i didn't get one myself i wouldn't believe you:D i agreed to the offer because they called me right as i applied to some job. i thought it is the job and i realised only at the interview that it isn't this one lol

+yukito098 And how will he pay back that loan? same thing.

exactly, how will he pay back the loan?

nachos uuhhh i dunno, get a jawb?

Spot on

I always had that problem too.... I don't know anyone and my parents don't either... still found a lot of success though. Are you stuck looking for a new job?

@@Unknownbrianzaste I kinda want a summer job, but I'm fine without one. At my age (15) you can get a summer job pretty much only if you know people. I guess it's possible but really rare otherwise.

I thought it was because you can't find your spoon.

Lemming and that too

+iCantFindMySpoon no only that

You do have community college, ROTC the GI bill, student loans and scholarships available. On top of this you could intern to get experience.

What? This isn't 1946, Jack.

Bro, I had 3 interesting student jobs, and I am still struggling finding a full-time position after my graduation....

Amen

Where are Heisenberg and Pinkman when we need them?

+Black-Reaper I wouldn't mind selling meth

+Castro ARE YOU INSANE.????? weed is by far the easiest drug to get. Acid is much harder to find and finding quality acid is even harder.

Castro This is true. Just lost my only dealer that was refered by my friend, who's gone aswell. I'm fucked.

I look 12 at 17 and just tell me

I'm 18 and got turned down from a gas station for not looking old enough to sell cigarettes and alcohol to people.

+Walnut Spice maybe your just a qutie :)

James Crock whot

Yes, 9 places, nice... Tell me when you reach 30.

Sorry, you need 5 years experience to say that.

Wyoming. I live in the decade wyoming, and it costs about 10,000 a year.

What, is it even MORE expensive now?

PaulMag average is 15,000 a year.

Yingdi Han Christ!

Wauw. And here WE get paid for going to a higher education in EU. Fuck USA xD

There is no middle class anymore and that's because the .00000001% have been waging war against them for the past 40 plus years. Don't believe me, watch "Money as Debt" along with "The Creature From Jekyll Island."

+Average Joesson starving

.

That last line of "Rome used salt like money" completely makes your credibility worthless.

I disagree. The fact that Rome used salt as a form of currency or money proves the point that it is only a means of exchange. Why do you think crypto currencies like Bitcoin, litecoin, dogcoin, public banking are starting to pop up?! Humanity needs to redefine what true money really is. Check out "Money vs. Currency" by Mike Maloney and his hidden secrets of money website. It will teach you the federal reserve system along with central banking. THAT is the cause of all of our economic problems: Central banks and central banking along with fractional reserve banking. People don't understand how banking works.

Entry for novice workers that only worked for 5 years. Medium level for average people to worked at least for 20 years. Senior level for good people who wasted 40 years on a factory and got health issuies in the proccess. What, you don't work that hard? Well fuck you and give me bills money honey, thats how they love us.

I think it would be wise to file a complaint with the guy in charge of this shit. He is waisting yours and the companies time...and thus their money.

@Pingu0 nigga lay off the meth

I got tai lopez here in my private jet. Looks like the most cramped thing ever.

Is that guy for real? those commercials are so ridiculous...

See H3H3productions, Jacob. Made a good video on it

+Jacob Shirley he's a real investor and mentor

so what? if we all take this guy seriously, maybe one day we will be also successful like him...

Or just take out student loans...this is why student loans exist.

That shit annoys me. If you sign up online, the automated system can delete your application if it doesn't contain the right keywords, or contains keywords it doesn't like, and meeting a manager in person gives you an edge over online applicants (if you make a good impression on them) so when a place says "Sign up online," all I hear is, "Copy and paste a bunch of pseudo-good keywords like 'productive' and 'optimistic' and 'synergy' into the online form so that it doesn't automatically delete your application regardless of how qualified you actually are." Online applications are bullshit.