"I remember my blunders, but I never remember anyone elses" "There was an elevator guy that made a bad joke once, I'll never forget him"

"Hey" "Good, and you?"

"would you kill a child?" "Yes, and..."

The fact that a vídeo called "How to have normal conversation" has 3.4 Million views means a Lot.

"put a hand on their thigh" "no homo" brilliant

“i cant stop thinking what other people think of me” “dont worry man, no one thinks about you” *smiles*

POV: You're an introvert and finally deciding to start talking to people.

Me: *Trying to start a conversation* Person: Yes and? *Nervous Breakdown*

“Alright dawg, see ya later.” “See ya man.” _Walks in same direction._

Cashier: “have a good day” Me: “you’re welcome”

"I am of course talking about children" I love this channel

Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.

*walks up to man on street* *points at shoes* “Are they fast?”

1. Find some other people who are already having a conversation 2. Listen in silence and occasionally smile 3. Walk away awkwardly

A few things I’ve learnt lately: • Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say. • If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it. • In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.

"No one thinks about you" I've stayed true to this saying for my entire life after 13 years old.

"Hey how's it going?" "I'm good" "Good thanks"

Cashier: "have a nice day" Me: *expecting him to ask if I wanted a bag* "nah, I'm good thanks"

Everytime Jan storms in a monologue I know I'll end up laughing to tears

"Poor thing must've been vaccinated" Well, that aged nicely

"Soooo, any hobbies?" "I like to stalk people" "Oh, really? Sounds interesting. I like to Swim" "I know."

Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.

I wish one of my colleagues would've known about your six step program, because her strategy of getting me out of my shell was basically: 1. Wait for a large gathering of colleagues 2. Keep pointing out to everybody how "shy" I am while suggesting I should partake in more conversations 3. Loudly ask my opinion on things other people talk about, even if the topic was nothing to have an opinion about and just some stories out of people's lifes

"poor kid must have been vaccinated" that broke me 😂

Girl at office: "Where did you get that shirt its nice." Me:"Thanks for the twitch prime."

Me: "Hey how are ya doing?" Them: "Terrible." Me: "Ok, see ya around."

My friend sent me this...I think they’re trying to tell me something.

Waiter: “Enjoy your food” Me: “Thanks you too”

“I don’t remember anyone else’s blunders” *makes video on weirdo who compares bikes to cars*

im going to try the “nohomo” strat

"amuse yourself" me, who finds no greater joy than in arguing with people: well, well as you please

Me to a girl: Do you want some water? *Gives her an empty cup* I died that day.

Me: ok dont be awkward Person: "Hello" Me: "Good thanks"

On a date; Me (to myself): don't let her know how awkward you are Her : Nice weather Me : Thanks ........

The situation with a bicycle was a perfect opportunity to race with this guy, damn

dude, i was kinda down lately and your video made my day better, thanks

On the phone: "Mind if I put you on hold?" "Yes please"

"The solution of dealing with a child is of course alcohol. It is, unfortunately, the cause as well" Best quote ever put by human

The genius of these videos is exceedingly underrated

i never expected to get actually good advice from this channel

Person: “Happy birthday” Me: “Yeah, you too”

"My grandmother passed away" "ah, that's a really good way of saying it"

the key is to be so socially inept you don't even realize it when you're being awkward and instead just power through it talking about Bionicle's.

Thanks man. I needed this

She asks you to marry her after 5 years of dating. Is she into you? Well, you can't really tell

Person I just met: “Lovely meeting you!” Me: “Love you too!” Still haunts me at night

"When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it." ....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo

it feels like this is genuinely helpful

"Hi how are you?" My brain: say im good! No say alright. My mouth: al roingitgh

i love how you can hear him smiling while talking about his mother

I actually really needed this, thanks!

Man I'm having a great time, thanks for the video dude.

"nice weather" me: "thanks" *mentally dies*

"You from our school? I'm also from our school!"

One of the greatest videos on this channel.

This video was so unexpectedly hilarious lmao instant sub

Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby: Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant." Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?" Me : *_walks away_*

Best advice I’ve ever gotten was “when you walk in a room pretend that everyone already likes you” Even though my parents always tell my I’m a failure

This is such a nice pleasant non time/pressure based video clearly and carefully explaining how to have a conversation

i’ve been binge watching for 3 hours and i’m beginning to release this is helpful..

Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable sentence) Me: “Im sorry?”

I wish you could just log off when the conversation gets awkward in real life

I love your satire. Glad I found your channel

One of your best videos imo since it's relatable, good advice and good punchlines... And you mentioned my #1 idol Roger Federer ugh

*me at work:* customer: "How are you today?" me: "Yes."

Amazing video. I have suffered from social anxiety for a while, and can relate to this video. Social anxiety is irrational and tough to get rid of, but this video helps a lot.

This helps my awkward being so much :') My whole life I have been wanting someone to teach me this!!

“First of all, my legs are massive.” Lmao

Some one: Oh hey Thank you Me: **deciding whether or not to say "you're welcome" or "no problem" ** Me: Your problem Brain: *face palm*

My dude, this is the most epic short film I've seen in....my entire life. Big ups, keep doing this shit n you'll go far. ✌🏾

this has to be some of your best work bro haha your a funny man

"are you allergic to peanuts?" "sorry no" ...

"Is it fast?", this is why I dont talk to people

Dude the situation with the elevator guy must be the most bizarre and brilliant situation to ever happen,it has Brought me to tears on two separate occasions,thank you for the laughter Good sir.

Thanks I needed this

"I'm really conscious about what other people think of me." "Hey man, it's ok. *_No one thinks about you_* "

Girl: come, I am alone. Me: Aren’t we all?

Dude.. from the perspective of an extrovert: this video has actually legit information seeded throughout comedy. Nice work dude. Love your vids ❤

This video just came on after a Dr.K video.. I can't believe I haven't heard of him. I laughed out loud several times, got my sub! I'll be catching up on every video now

Cashier guy at the cinema: "enjoy the movie!" Me: "you too!"

me, a chipotle employee: White or brown rice? customer: y e s me: okay, black or pinto beans? customer: c h i c k e n

was rewatching and noticed only today so happy Birthday Jimmy

this is a gem

"Probably not as fast as my car., and then he waddled out of the elevator on the wrong floor" lmfaooo

Arthur: “How you doing Jack?” Jack: “Dad and mom are fighting again” Arthur: “Okay I’ll catch you later then”

"Do you think I'm too beautiful?" "Nah, you're good" 👸😒😕

Dude, thank you so much - I’ve been watching your video’s all day - I’ve been severely depressed, in recovery from addiction, in reproach overall I guess, and consequently isolated from both who I used to be, in how socially extraverted, and emotionally responsive in positive ways - my self-esteem fine.. idk, all that has dwindled asf, I never go outside, I don’t eat. I do keep up with writing / making music which I’ve done well with, but that’s not what I’m tryna talk about I’ve watched so much content / film’s et cetera trying to push myself back to what positive aspects made it so my front door wasn’t a limit. I won’t let myself out, but I also know that every time I do, pretty much everything you said as “do’s” socially - I haven’t lost that, I always make good friends wherever I go, but doubt myself the whole time, or feel almost narcissistic for having nothing else to talk about other than my past since I’ve kept alone so long - anyway, your videos have really made me think, maybe stuff I already knew, and mostly agreed with, but your angle on things, is exactly as your name is - and that really minimizes the walls in front of me, the humour is uplifting asl, idk, I have to reapply a lot of these characteristic’s - appreciate you, and really want to act like I hear what resonated with me ~ hope yr doing well 🤟🏻💙

Here's my version: Step 1: You don't.

"Hey, how are you?" "Hey what's up?" *both at the same time* : "Good, thanks, and you?"

his whole rant about his mom at 5:23 was great

This is genuinely hilarious

Girl: "Hey you wanna go grab some coffee?" Me: "I don't drink coffee." It's pretty small, but still hurts years later.

"Hey man, do you smoke" "No thanks" i actually did this the other day

I love this. When the pendulum swings and life challenges you, this video would remind you of who you really are.

This video was unironically actually really useful, and hilarious

Me: *Walking* Guy: You’re probably not as fast as my car

"Are you in line for the bathroom?" "No, thank you."

One of the best videos man 😂

The bit with the dog brought a much-needed chuckle to my monoamine-starved brain.

1969: we will have flying cars in 50 years!111!1! 2019: How to Have a Normal Conversation