"Honey, what's the French word for baguette?" You killed my family

God: So how many sexual connotations do you want? French: Yes

This makes me think of American Sign Language. The signs for “Thirsty” and “Lust” are the exact same. The only difference is your facial expression.

as someone who has spent years going to a french immersion school, this was really accurate and painful to watch because what they don’t teach you in school is the *dirty* french phrases and words so you’re never warned

“ French is one of the most romantic languages in the world!” me: I wonder why.

I'm French and believe me, almost any word can hide a sexual undertone

As a french myself, I must say the language is in fact quite unforgiving to new learners. Literally 90% of words can have a sexual connotation (and the other way around) if you want it to. Example: the french say “putain” to express literally any emotion. Putain means whore (loosely translated), but depending on the way you say it, it can express disbelief, happiness, sadness, regret, surprise, and so on…

I did manage to screw up the “u” thing once, in France no less. Tried ordering “du vin” but I did not go hard enough on the “u” and ended up saying “deux vin,” and got two glasses of wine.

"Honey, what's the french word for baguette?"

Paris, the city of love. *For all the wrong reasons.*

This is a funny feature of the Finnish language I came across a while ago: Vesa = girl Vessa = toilet.

"Excité" never ceases to confuse me, because while most of the time I've been told to avoid it because it means horny, _sometimes_ French people actually use it _unironically_ to actually mean excited. I've heard it on kids shows 😂😭 Looking at the dictionary, you get quite a variety of different meanings 😫 (1) horny (2) excited (3) worked up and (4) stimulated [caffeine, drugs, etc] not to mention in the noun form it can mean either a hothead/troublemaker or a neurotic person... 🧐 Either way, I think I'm still going to avoid ever using it just in case 😂😂😂

"Is there anything that doesn't have a sexual connotation in french ?" As a french guy : Not really no.

Accidental sexual advances and awkwardness... this is the language for me.

I'm french, and this is 100% accurate

Honestly, you can say “excité”to mean “excited” most of the time (not always) but it just depends of the maturity of the person you’re talking with.

"Is there anything in French that doesn't have a sexual connotation" Me, a French person: No (lol)

"Honey whats the french word for baguette?" Fucking deaaad xD

In our French class we had to learn Bible verses n stuff and it was the most confusing thing figuring out the "blessé" does not mean blessed, but instead injured/to curse

I'm French, and I have to say that it's a myth that we're offended if the pronunciation isn't correct. Our language has so many different accents that a student of everyday French wouldn't even be able to understand an accent from the north of France. If some people make funny faces when the pronunciation is unusual, I think it's more out of fear of not understanding the conversation in progress, but nobody is offended by pronunciation in France. It's a myth. We're nice to people who make the effort to speak French.

"Honey, what's the French word for baguette?" Lost it.

Is french difficult to learn ? *Well oui, but actually oui*

The hard thing about French isn’t the words, it’s the multiple different pronunciations for each word in every situation

I was in the French Foreign Legion. Learning French was so difficult at first but of course being there was the best way to learn.

“whats the french word for baguette”

I'm a native French speaker and I feel like in most of these situations people would understand what you mean without thinking too much of it. Maybe it would brighten their day a little to hear a sexual inuendo.

thats really nice from you to make everyone learn about the funny mistakes english speakers or many others can do while speaking the french language, i was born and raised in france, i spent my whole years in france, i am watching this video from france, and to be honest i laughed to the whole video thank you for this casually explained video.

As a french I think that you have a wonderful accent for a foreigner

Language god: How much sexual connotation do you want in your- French: OUI

this is literally the most excited I've ever heard him sound

My new favorite channel

I was in a boulangerie in the south of France and they wouldn’t serve me until I pronounced “trapezoid” absolutely correctly without any trace of my Australian accent. When I finally did it was smiles all round. Another time I was looking for the train station but I later found out I was asking where was the war (guere versus gare). No wonder I got some funny looks.

I'm French and I definitely agree. Everything we are saying can have a sexual connotation. That's why the "that's what she said" is so funny in France.

Me: coughing French friend : take of his clothes

"False friends" is what he's describing at the beginning

I love your French accent so much gosh And idk why im so proud you came in Lyon like 🥺🥺 ANYWAYS in 5 month you did learned A LOT in French, yes your accent isnt perfect, but its actually better than other people i met that studied like 2 years of French :)

this video was made just so he can flex his french

Is this why French is the language of love?

I’ve been studying French for about seven years and this video put into perspective how much more I need to learn. 🤯

I love this channel

French: You have fifteen letters, you pronounce three.

2:53 is she into you? *C Again you cant really tell from this one.*

Love the mug btw

I’m laughing so hard now. I m French and I imagine all the misunderstanding who I don’t even think before this video for the poor English person in France

When your classmate says “Je suis chaud” *the French teacher’s face*

In France we're so tough we eat pain everyday

This might possibly be the best video on youtube

thanks for this pure moment of laugh. T'a pointe d'humour m'impressionne !

English: e French: e er ez et est ai aie aies ais ait aient é è ê ë hait haie haies

So that's why French is the language of love. Half the time people keep saying they're horny. 😂

As a native french speaker, I have to say that this video is pretty accurate. I've never noticed all this funny stuff when you translate from french to english, especially the last one with bonheur and that one word. Nice vid, keep going

Great video, keep it up!

"Je suis chaud" is not typically used for saying "I'm horny", it can mean something like "I'm ready" or "I'll do this crazy thing right here and right now"

Now I understand why the phrase "Pardon my French" is used when we say naughty, rude things. Not because the French people are considered rude, but because their language is an innuendo minefield just waiting to blow.

You bring me bohner with these videos :)

my french teachers taught my class and i that "excited = excité" only really applies in canadian french; although we still use excité in school, we try to remember to be mindful that "enthousiaste" is a less poor word choice in general settings

flashback to the time i ordered cocaine instead of cola in a french restaurant

As a Canadian student who’s made all of these mistakes in my French classes... I’m now mortified.

One of Ur best Videos

Oh ca m'a mit bien, merci pour ca.

In italian there's "Polluzione", which looks and sounds a lot like "pollution", but actually is the medical term for when you ejaculate while you're sleeping.

I'm offensive and I find this French

so "un bonheur" is basically just reverse "happiness" in a heavy french accent i 'ave finally found 'apines'

1:41 It's the same in polish, i always used to laugh when it said "no preservatives" on english products

As a french person, this video is really funny to watch

So... Basically. French is a really sexy language.

Ouais c'est vraiment excité, le vidéo m'apporte un vrai bonheur

As a French student, I learned early on that exciter meant excited and it wasn't until grade 11 that we were told it was fairly inappropriate

That eyebrow movement killed me...

I’m french and the last bit confused me lol... I was like “yeah and?”

Je suis chaud mostly mean "i'm in" for doing something. Like "would you like to go to the parc later ?" "Je suis chaud"= "i'm motivated, in a familiar yeah"

For "je suis chaud" we also use this to say "I'm up for this ..." it depends on the context

Once, when I was learning French, I went to buy an ice cream. I went into the shop and said 'bonjour, je prends une glace, s'il vous plaît, une boule de la vanille et une boule de la fraise' - 'hi, I'll have an ice cream, please, one scoop of vanilla, one scoop of strawberry'. Well, so far so good - I'd learnt this bit off. Then your man starts putting my ice cream in a little bowl, and I really want to tell him, 'no, can I have a cone, please?' but I don't really have the words to do that. So, instead I say 'monsieur, non, non, non... je voudrais... erm... un con?' I get a confused look, so I proceed to mime holding an ice cream cone in one hand whilst vigorously pointing with the other hand where the ice cream should go, meanwhile repeating the word 'con', for some reason imagining that the message will eventually be telepathically conveyed. Your man clearly things I'm taking the piss here, and he puts my ice cream in a bowl as quickly as possible, then I pay, and he mutters something angry under his breath as I walk away. Understandable when you realise I said to him 'sir, no, I want a cunt', and then start miming sex with my hands whilst repeating 'cunt, cunt, cunt...'. Fml....

He sounded genuinely happy when he was making this video

I am french and technicaly, you can say "Je suis exité de..." and it will work like "I'm exited to...", same for "...introduit à..." which also work as "...introduced to..."

I shouldn’t be watching this the night before my French exam

*French guy asks me if I speak French* Me: "wé"

I made the exité mistake with my french exchange. Oops.

the “honey, what’s the french word for baguette” awoke something in me

Well as a french native speaker "excité" also could work as "excited", but we are just kids and can't manage to don't think about the "horny" meaning

My french teacher told us that if we ever go to france and need to ask a french person something, we first have to say that we're not very good at french, in french. Otherwise they'll pretend that they don't know english

The thing is that in english, a single word can mean a lot of things, in french though, there is ten thousands ways to tell one thing

I'm French. I once met two tourists in the streets who were repeatedly trying to read the name of a store, Printemps (it means Spring). Except they kept pronouncing it "Putain" (= whore). Basically they were just saying "Putain" over and over again so I lent an ear and figured they were talking about the store and, er, did my job to ensure them a comfortable stay by correcting their pronounciation. They didn't seem as embarrassed as I would have been lol

i wanted to learn french this vid just changed my whole mind i don't want to learn it anymore...

Friend: “Hey Siri, French word for baguette.” Anybody within hearing distance: 👁💧👄💧👁

As a French I laugh my ass so loud here thanks make another one about my language ^^

Thanks for this lovely and very funny video my dude. "What's the French word for baguette?" hahaha. Cheers from France

you bring me happiness

I'll never understand why someone will shit over somebody else who's trying to learn their language. "Wow you're changing the entire paradigm around which you communicate with humans, but you said it a little weird? What a piece of shit."

Is everyone going to ignore: “ honey what’s the French word for baguette “

Literally what i felt for 2 years in french class

my jaw was dropped this entire video, i've been learning french for like 7 years and didn't know any of it

I remember making the “excité” mistake on a French II exam. The notes I got back were quite humorous.

As a terrible French student your accent is amazing.

1:14 "Je suis chaud" can be used too for saying "let's do it" "i'm gonna do it" "i want to do it" "i can make it" It means that you want to do somethings and you can do it. 1:22 "Elle est bonne" can also mean "she good in [somethings]" or "She's hot" but in a sexual way...

Half way of the video: almost died of laugh End of the video: DEAD

you spent 5 months learning French and your pronunciation is so on point i'm going to cry

no wonder it's called the language of love, lots of love going on there

the bakery one without the accent killed me omg

they pronounce r the way i pronounce my words when im having a really bad allergic reaction to something i just ate