you must be English

"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled"*

See im just thinking of those dreaded jelly beans now lol

damn you absolutely butchered it though. It lost the funny

@@metanoia3438 I agreez

Hi That's actually my life Thanks

@Paul ice That's a funny way of spelling worst

@@gt9.secondaryaccount744 i feel that

Idk personally, there's something endearing about it.

GT9. PATATE well in reality, everyone gangster quand ils réalisent que nous parlons deux langages

i thought i was the only one who noticed this lol

It is way easier than natural languages imao

Lmfao I just noticed that and went wait Assembly isn't a... OHHHH

can you explain what assembly language means lol

What is assembly language🤔🤔

what language was he supposed to speak then?

@@KKKNlgga depends on who he wants to teach the English language to. As u can see in the video, he explained the English language to beginners, which probably don't understand English, so ig u would explain it in the language the person u r teaching it to, I mean at school I learn Arabic from the English language bc I'm not fluent at it and don't understand it. Hopefully u r not bothered to read all that bc I wouldn't read it either, I was just bored and thought it would be funny to reply in a paragraph.

​@@whyyy24 if you are learning english its probably better to hear it is english as you would gain more vocabulary

@@Drogon7102 I agree

English is just a pyramid scheme, If you studied English as main subject so you could become an English teacher and teach your students English so that they can become an English teacher as well.......

Andrew Cheshire 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MY AUNT'S NAME IS RACHEL THEY LIVE IN BIBLETOWN MISSOURI

lol

@@eleanorgordon5947 👀

I love this

Best part

felt good to be that 1000th like

He made me say I love u that bastard!-_-

Yeah man he really said that

I say it as An enemy because in WOF Tsunami thinks another drag says an enemy when they said Anemone

i pronounce it has ane mone .-. haha

I'm always unsure if it's anemon-e or ane-moun. I'm even more unsure on how to spell pronunciations in English

I pronounced it like "anymon"

everytime i watch this video and get to that part even i can't figure it out for a few moments

It’s so true though. I was trying to help a Korean friend work out his L and R sounds because the equivalent sound in Korean is kind of a mix between the two. Having him try to say “royal” “loyal” and “lawyer” brought me literal hours of entertainment

i used to struggle with it too until i learned that you just have to stick your tongue out while saying "te"

Stick your tongue between your teeth a TINY bit, touching both sets of teeth onto your tongue. Your tongue should be hidden behind your bottom lip (don't over think that, though. Just don't put much effort into exposing your bottom teeth). NOW.......(ok, now I tried to find out what I do to make this sound and....I have no idea. I'm grunting and humming like a moron, trying to give you good clear instruction. But I am native! I don't know how I do this, but I see why Asia doesn't do it.) Ok I am BACK! So: use your voice box. Your tongue might block your breath, Or it might give no obstruction.....your tongue should PARTLY block the airflow. When your voice box is shaking your airflow, and the tongue is partly obstructing the airflow, there should be a humming sound, like the 'Z' Sound, coming from our teeth. It might feel as though your tongue is vibrating between your teeth.

Ok, I thought about it some more. I think I can give a cleaner instruction! The instructions ai just gave are for the SUPER expressive TH sound. We mostly use that for heavy emphasise. Try this instead: You have a "de" sound, right? Like "dead people"? When you make that sound, it is a splosive sound made by your tongue blocking the airway, touching the alveolar ridge. Make DE several times, but make sure to have your teeth seperated a tiny amount, OK? DE DE DE DE DE. Don't let your teeth touch at all. Now, make the same sound, but touch the gap of your teeth with your tongue tip. The pressure in your airway should build, because your tongue is blocking the flow until you release it. Check with your nearest English speaker, but I believe you are now fluently THITHATHETHEM all day! It should sound SUPER close to the DE sound. You might not even hear it, but I think an Englishman will. Please tell me if you try this out!

As a bilingual Turkish it took me almost 13 years to pronounce "th" in three

Mr. 8-Bit Doggo that means peace

You don't use voice recognition?

@@killlilwinters I do, but his voice activated it that's the scary part

Joke's on him, I'm too broke to afford any of those.

Mine didn't activated cause I'm French 👌🏽

sameeee tho

They both activated..

*cries in Amazon Alexa

My Google activated

I have none because I’m too poor so ha.

Sup mama

That’s exactly what I did too lol

XD

I didnt fall for it thanks to you

I read it, the laughed so much because of how true it is.

(?!(

Things like this are exactly why we need a wall

I’m Hispano and can’t say it

or, supercalifrajilísticoespiralodoso.

@@arigoldenblatt5900 *why?*

Good job

Arabic is one of the few other languages that has a proper "th" sound (except for some dialects like Egyptian that flattens it to a "z")

for me the hardest thing to pronounce in arabic is not any specific sound but the shada (شدة)

He was a stick man so, he was quite literally a baguette boy

That's why you haven't been a world power for 300 years

Damn homie

@@speedy5397Actually France was. Only for 215 years. (1600-1815)

@@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 u r slow

French :)))

But it were some good 5 minutes

As a french speaker i can say that his french accent is shit

@@Top10Facts_Official well that attitude is why you haven't been a world power in.... I forgot what he said fuck.

@@TaggedByTim he's right tho Casually sucks at French

I looked up what your language looks like, and all i can say is im sorry bro

As a German, English was pretty easy to learn if I don't have to explain the grammar rules. But German is.... German is terrible for non natives. Like our shtick with Nominativ, Genitiv and Dativ and the Akkusativ. And most importantly the ch sound, especially the soft one that most non Germans never hear in their entire life. But I have a feeling Japanese could be quite easy to learn for me after I learn the pronounciation. The worst part would be learning how to read.

​@@Nikita_Akashyathe English language has been shaped by the repeated occupation of england by foreign cultures, namely Rome, France, the Normans, the Vikings, and Germanic colonizers. English has a germanic base, but with almost 40% romance language word origins its not like other germanic languages. Its also a descriptive language (so not higher authority to dictate what is and isn't a word, the dictionary follows the people not the other way around). Add in some other factors like the near absence of grammatical gender or regular verb conjugation, and its no wonder English is super good at "stealing" words from other languages. We regularly joke the English is infact 3 languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be 1 language because it kind of is. (This is also why so many of our rules have a bunch of exceptions, words stolen from french or latin or japan don't need to obey the original rules for spelling. I'm sure this is the source of many headaches for people trying to learn English.)

A respectful decision

Yes, we do.

This comment is fake australia doesnt exists

Yağız Efe GÖREN woah...does that mean i dont exist!

I love you, Sam.

*S* *A* *D* *B* *A* *G* *U* *E* *T* *T* *E* *N* *O* *I* *S* *E* *S*

pulls out m16

@@julesd_fl nobody uses that

Are you... high.?

“This is why you haven’t been a world superpower for 300 years”

sean: *yeans* i’m gonna go to bed early today, sleep tight y’all

Then if I ever go to France please call me Burger Boy.

If I ever go to France please call me "Schutzstaffel Siegfried".

Sun Rider They gonna call you "Fritz" or "Hans"

@@mikedacoolnerd788 I'd call you "Homme-Burger" :P

im israeli so call me pita boy

Actually not true, more like 1.2 languages

@@cookiecakeeater6340 sure but for example I speak 4 languages and can read two others, and I am not the only one in Europe like that, but most in America only speak English.

@@simbodu8662 1.2 is closer to one so I know most Americans only speak English, but it’s not 0.8

@@cookiecakeeater6340 in the video it was 0,8 and I just made a joke about it. Also you don’t need to instantly like your own comment.

@@simbodu8662 lol you care about fake internet points that don’t do anything

The reaffirmation that nobody loves you.

I died and came back to life to reply 😂😂😂😂😂💯

I almost did it 😄

I actually said it. "I love you." *_Wait._*

SAY IT BAAAAAACCCKK!!!!!!!!

Lmfao ikr

explainlikeimfive

Strollas the better the neighborhood, the less cool they sound.

and those who sounds cool would disagree with this fact and say “that ain’t crap, lemme gei ma gun and let’s go hun-dinggg and kill samma them squirrels tanight.

Tbh that caught me off guard omg

Sausages ain’t hot dogs

Barret me

Me

Ахаххах ми

My google home mistok spanish, for hey google what is *cock* *and* *ball* *torture*

Mine pauses the video when it hears "hey Google" so I'm laughing too

2019 France, 3rd nuclear power in the world: *wtf*

Awaken*

@@RandoRandleman that's the joke

Wokes*

*Noteyesclose*

Per quale motivo hai deciso di imparare l’italiano?

@Absolute Zero Nah just a coincidence I'd say. I doubt he made every joke complimenting himself throughout the video just to go along with that one minor line

@@lorcansnow2111 idk usually he insults himself throughout the video

He complimented himself, but he didn't feel good about it...

Yeah but did that *really* make him feel good?

@@lorcansnow2111 he does plan his videos, you know.. He's not improvising.

Lol

bavarian: hold my oachkatzal

French écureuil is not better either. Some form of squirrel conspiracy I suspect.

Polish: Hold my politańczykowianeczka

w h a t no way omg hahaha

Ousimanie That’s pretty much everyone here in the PNW 🙃

Holy shit they're fucking perfect. It only breaks when he starts speaking French.

@@chantzgaming Yea I swear I try and tell people that people in PNW just don't have an accent, just generic American

@@EcuadorianFlagShip The fuck you talking about. Pretty sure he was saying _"boom boom boom boom"_

DC Minion as a Washingtonian I can confirm that statement.

Wtf does that word even mean I'm polish and I dont even know

@@Felix-fw9dd r/woooosh

@@emiify2726 okay then keep your secrets.

@@Felix-fw9dd what even

@@emiify2726 what odd

how is that shit funny you robot

Alfie Morris you want to say that to his face

Alfie Morris white mom Karen

@@saltycerealTTV What? No. He says singular (Baguette boy) , not multiple (boys)

I felt offended by this lol

"This is why you haven't been a world superpower for 300 years."

The

De

Zhe

fhe

Khe

Apparently a while back we'd attemted to make america use the metric system like the rest of the sensible world (like 12 inches in a foot wtf) but when they changed the speed limit signs to kph, us americans thought "sweet, 100 mph?" and slammed the gas

Thats such a hard roast in my opinion

@@summer-gj3oc Benjamin Franklin once sent over all the European measurements over to the US while he was serving in France. He gave it the highest priority and sent it on an armed ship. While on the way it got ambushed by pirates and it never got to America. So in theory if that ship hadn't been seized you'd have the metric system now. (The story might not be completely accurate but who cares)

Dustin D .......

@@dustind6102 I hope your joking

Me too lol

I was waiting for him to say it lol

Same

"Mina Rakastelen Sinua" 🇫🇮

For me I only said I love you and he pranked me. I smiled

Try pronouncing 'Ng'

@@cryptcarts Send Nigeria and Germany into Baseball.

I can’t say “th” because of my darn lisp

Laughs in nghymraeg

ok boomer if gay okay

C’est Baquète

@@Justin-jy6fu what?

@@siryeetsalot6129 lncest bagel

I experience this often though. Parisians will rip apart my french pronunciation.... in the most god awful barely understandable english i've ever heard.

u guys better leave this at 999 likes for juice wrld

C J true tho

C J this one was the best line in the whole video

explsinlikeim6

Whats gdp?

@@flycraft3912 the total value of goods produced and services provided in a country during one year.

It's only after WW1, really.

Not so easy NOW baguette boi

Yeah Napoleon surrendered twice but don’t tell me France wasn’t one of the greatest powers and basically invincible after the Hundred Years’ War.

baguette boy

Shamus Sarrazine I felt that

Strangly our brains pronounced it correctly

That’s fookin-

@@supercool_saiyan5670 Yup. "reed", "leed", "red", "led". It's easy when you've grown up speaking English. XD

It has to do with the morphological change to distinguish similar past and present tenses have used to have and the general trend.

김은달 we got a whole scientist here

Napoleon crying in the corner.

got em

@@xeriffe8708 didn't get "em" much because France is only one of the many Country who speak French

@@tuskeralex relax bud its a fucking joke

Hey you watched the video too?

U spit 😳

Spat*

I don’t know if it’s American thing to say “spit” as past tense?...but for my whole life in the UK everyone has always known it’s: “that made me spit”/ “I spat out my water”

justchilaxe123 that had me too. I care to the comments as soon as I heard it. Lmao

@@thegamingfool9974 It's not, they used the wrong tense of the word.

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Lmao he is american afterall He can exercise his 2nd amendment act on the french

@@bibhudendupanda3584 hes australian

@@danielprestwich7422 he currently lives in Canada

@@arcticlaw9198 and canda is pretty much murica

@@arcticlaw9198 ya but he is still a Australian

MY PORTUGUESE TEACHER SAID THE SAME ABOUT PORTUGUESE LOOOOL SHE WAS LIKE "WE HAVE 99 WOMEN AND 1 MAN IN ONE SITUATION BUT WE STILL HAVE TO USE "OS" (masculine article), IT'S SO SEXIST"

Yes , like they have genders even for countries

In portuguese we also have genders for countries when referring to them in a sentence, for example: Os Estados Unidos (the United States), A França (France), O Reino Unido (The United Kingdom), A Inglaterra (England).

@@demitwice OMG MY FRENCH TEACHER SAID THE SAME EXACT THING BUT W "ILS" OMG

demitwice The same shit occurs in Spanish 🤣🤣🤣.

In French, some letters are doubled just because monks copying books were paid per letters, so adding a letter here and there could make them slightly richer. And that's about the most logical thing in French.

Sounds like some American propaganda

@@robertaries2974 you can actually look it up on Merriam Webster. They have an entire article (KZfaq doesn’t like links). Essentially the English chemist originally called it Alumium, then went to Aluminum, then changed his mind and wanted to call it Aluminium. This was done in 3 separate scientific papers in England around 1809-1812. This had havoc on the dictionaries printed for English and Americans. “Aluminum” was first published in 1828 for the American dictionary “An American Dictionary of the English Language”. “Aluminium” wasn’t published until Webster’s 1909 dictionary. In the 1934 Webster’s dictionary, it termed “aluminium” as “especially British”.

For the record, aluminium is more consistent naming with other metals like sodium, calcium, magnesium, titanium, rhodium, etc (ok we're ignoring platinum). But also, I am most likely to still call it aluminum.

fuckth thy bri'ish

Sarahstyle 09 I didn’t say it I just stared at the screen thinking why that would be difficult to say🤣🤣😭

@@hellolllil8518 lol same scrolled through lookin for someone else

Hahahahha this guy is awesome I laughed the shit out of myself

literally me

I immediately said "i hate you" right after he finessed me

I thought he said faggot

2:02

But...can someone explain that language: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oqmcaqxo1dTLYGw.html

@@dafuq4022 tf?

2ytek German: “Ich muss trainieren gehen.”

​@@thomas.f.3416 Ich muss ins Fitnessstudio gehen (3 consecutive s)

@@MisterL2_yt Grammarnazi! Spass alles Gut! RECHTSCHREIBUG wird bei mir gross geschrieben weil ich Caps-Lock anhatte.

That’s the bible for people called kyle

Swedes are even lazier... Ska gymma... which is extremely lazy, as it's just Shall gymnasium(in verb form). It's so lazy that if we ever were to say the full sentence of describing what we should do, people would look funny at us. Jag måste gå och åka hissen ned till bottenplan så att jag kan åka till gymmet(still short due to that gymnasium is weirdly enough the name for Senior High in Swedish, and the thing all students hate in the world Semester is what Swedes call their vacation days), så att jag kan träna.

Never liked a comment so fast like that before.

That's a good won.

You're grammar is incorrect so your wrong!!

Neo the Loof you’re’s isn’t better then theres.

What he is saying: two more people need to get educated and then we're good.

That was my reaction when briefly studying Spanish "So words are just... pronounced as theyre written and vice versa?"

This was my experience studying Spanish... As mentioned, the pronunciation of individual letters and phonemes is surprisingly consistent. Even accents made a great deal of sense when I realized they were just changing where the natural stress on pronunciation would normally go. Typically it's the second-to-last vowel that gets a hidden accent, but if one is placed it will always be on a different vowel to shift that natural emphasis. Off the top of my head, "rápido" would naturally stress that "i" as if you were saying 'ra-PI-do." The accent over that first "a" means it's pronounced "RA-pi-do" instead. Then I quickly realized that even the irregularities were generally consistent to the point I could just look at a verb and know not just that it was irregular, but exactly how it differed. Generally, the irregularities exist ot preserve the core phonetics of the base verb. It's rather ironic that these exceptions actually exist to keep the language more consistent in pronunciation... usually. There are still some oddball "wtf" conjugations of verbs, such as 'ser,' but the majority are predictable and well thought out. This makes it far less daunting to learn Spanish with it's 200 billion verb variations than it would otherwise seem at first glance. And as a side note, Japanese is another language that is shockingly consistent in it's pronunciations: even more so than Spanish. I believe this is in large part because Japanese doesn't so much have individual letters as it does individual written syllables. There are actually very few consonants in Japanese with each of hte letters being different consonant/vowel pairings. Certain "letters" can be accented to change the base consonant sound, and vowels can be letters/syllables in and of themselves... as can "n" for some reason. So sometimes "n" is a syllable in and of itself, and sometimes it's a syllable combined with a various vowel sound. However, I just described 6 different Japanese letters for those 6 different n-based syllables as "n, na, ne, no, ni, nu" are all different letters. Still, my point is that "one letter, one pronunciation" is a pretty hard rule in Japanese as the letters ARE the syllables. So when looking at a word, the "tempo" you use to pronounce the word is already broken down for you. There is NO guessing on syllables. Spanish can alter the tempo with accents, and has a natural flow in the absence of them, but this just isn't the case for Japanese. The fucking Kanji on the other hand.... holy shit, don't get me started. Those can have 5 different meanings (or more) and multiple pronunciations for those different meanings as well to the point they can regularly confuse native speakers. This gives "puns" a huge place in Japanese comedy as it's not hard to pull off triple puns because of this Kanji bullshit. As a consequence of having few base sounds (phonemes) that make up the entirety of the language, Japanese words, especially proper nouns, have a tendency to get absurdly long to keep them unique and differentiated. I've heard native Hawaiian is even worse about this for having even fewer base phonemes that make up the language. Conversely, the more phonemes in a language the shorter the words tend to be as it's much easier to keep them unique. This can be both a blessing and a curse when learning a language. (sorry not sorry, I find etymology fascinating)

That was wholesome

Huba Buba it really was 😄

Anyone else not say it?

(confused in pink guy): I dunno, looks kinda gay to me

Me says it: I’ve been played

Edgy Circle first time here that line alone made me subscribe

In other words, thugs sounds cooler😂

What is GDP?

Judy Wu general something (dense??) population. basically the more populated your city/neighborhood the less cool of an accent you have which is really true lol

Eleanor K. Oh thanks! It makes sense and kinda sad, I want an accent. But whatever.

Buddha B sammee😭

Same

Same lol

Everyone who liked is same expect I did that on purpose and smirked lol

Outstanding move 👏

Lmao it’s so true 😂

In German our dirt is male... maybe i should bring some to France and see what happens?

I’m dying XDD

@@danielschroedinger2090 hahahahhahahahahhahah

u gotta sue latin for that I believe

Finally one who understands me

Is this a rich joke that Im too peasant to understand?

@@reshzy3807 nah he just doesnt have Siri or the Google Girl

i had my volume too low, even though i have a google home

I use headphones.

it took you $0.00 to not say that

Alex Benavidez same as Pacific Ocean with c’s

WOW

Try Mercedes with e's

Depending on the accent, the first and last can be pronounced equally

Light racism. It's funny, so it light heartedly addresses a series issue in our society. Oh shucks, Who am I kidding? idgaf! It sounded deep tho.

What does it mean? I didn't get it.

@@satyakisil9711 The higher GDP people have, the less "cool" they sound. Which means, STEREOTYPICALLY, generic American accents and/or posh American accents sound stuck-up and/or normal, and African American accents and/or country accents sound "cool" (socioeconomic classes).

@@jatin1695 But how does it contribute to stealing GDP? All surrounding countries have lower GDP than the GDP of Americans.

@@satyakisil9711 they mean within America itself

I do tho

I was waiting for him to say it but he betrayed my trust and tried to trick me I though we were in this together. We could of said it at the same time. I thought we had something JAMEY *Dramatic collapse onto the ground while crying*

I literally said I can’t say that when I read the words “I love you” lmao

I paused and went "no" good attempt

I was just like "I lo- wait..."

He's right, you know.

What does gdp stand for?

ZEPHYR YT grade point average

jess a thats gpa haha

@@jessa8675 😂😂thx

Is another one superpower

That was way better in my head

A way to pronounce it is “skewirl”

Ils ne peuvent pas prononcer "écureuil" eux c'est réciproque 😂😂

Yea baguette boy this is mericaaaa