Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #5

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26 күн бұрын

Once again we asked some of our celebrity friends to share real texts they have gotten from their moms in honor of Mother’s Day. Mom did not disappoint in a new edition of Mom Texts with Dave Burd, Nicholas Braun, Bebe Rexha, Jake Gyllenhaal, Quinta Brunson & Brett Goldstein.
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@cloud__99 24 күн бұрын

“I have so little knowledge about this porn“ I‘m dying 😂 Bless his mom 😂

@YeeSoest 24 күн бұрын

I was gonna offer some initial guidance. Then I didn't and I'm glad😂

@peachesandpoets 24 күн бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@Charity4Orphans 24 күн бұрын

I have watched this 5 times now and that ending is just brutal 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@scoop2448 24 күн бұрын

fake

@SRose-vp6ew 24 күн бұрын

Good mom. People don’t realize how very much that stuff hurts them, their future/current spouse, and in nearly all cases those that get used to be fake.

@markrodriguez9442 24 күн бұрын

I love Brett Goldstein's mom.

@sara_c907 22 күн бұрын

"Anyway, just checking in! Happy Sunday!" 😂 That was my favorite.

@jonrossjan 22 күн бұрын

I don’t know who he is but if his mum is any example I’m sure he’s funny as heck

@generalilbis 22 күн бұрын

@jonrossjan Biggest role I know Brett from is veteran soccer player Roy Kent in "Ted Lasso".

@tracylasseter1285 21 күн бұрын

@jonrossjan @generalilbis he's also a head writer of Ted! I love that they tried to find someone to play Roy, and he said he'd do it, and everyone laughed bc he's such a sweet smiley guy. Brett is a treasure :)

@doloresbriseno2567 21 күн бұрын

@@jonrossjan I think he won a couple of Emmys for playing Roy on Ted Lasso. He is hilarious.

@Captain_Crusade 23 күн бұрын

I love Bebe’s mom. She said, you gonna talk about my daughter. It’s on sight 😂

@DarnetteColeman 20 күн бұрын

That's what you CALL A MOM 👩 ❤❤❤❤

@kittywalker2944 12 күн бұрын

Dang! Brett’s mom made me forget all about Bebe’s mom! She’s 💣♥️

@cuchelo1 24 күн бұрын

At least Brett comes by his humour honestly...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ElizabethBSoCal 22 күн бұрын

If my mom were still here, she and Brett’s mom could be besties. My mom wrote texts like that all of the time. 😂

@mikelytou 24 күн бұрын

"so out of my comfort zone" Guess what is out of every (sane) son's comfort zone...

@AwesomeFish12 24 күн бұрын

Yeah, most people don't want to do porn.

@JRR0013 24 күн бұрын

Yep! Definitely dangerous topic between mother and son.

@aussiejubes 24 күн бұрын

Lol he's a grown man & an actor, she probably felt it was I'm his realm of understanding & reference. Nothing wrong with this.

@Guerita72 17 күн бұрын

My son would've thrown his phone into a fire and never bought another phone so that I couldn't text him like that again.

@dorkywatersrundeep 14 күн бұрын

EXACTLY! No wonder he’s hilarious!

@Butterpuppy2022 24 күн бұрын

We need an entire segment or show on Brett Goldstein’s mom’s texts!

@TheVeevinci 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 yesssss

@Downloader3008 24 күн бұрын

i like this more than 'mean tweets'. just let celebrities read random tweets or texts they received.

@randommonkeyy 23 күн бұрын

As an American I feel like British mums are just on another level that we will never comprehend 😂

@PlannedObsolescence 21 күн бұрын

🙄

@PlannedObsolescence 21 күн бұрын

Why?

@MsSodoff25 20 күн бұрын

I’m British and you’re right. They are on a totally different level. Brett’s mom is a diamond 😂

@GrimScarlett 18 күн бұрын

@@PlannedObsolescence It's not an insult, my friend

@kirstenlandon3043 16 күн бұрын

I should’ve been a British parent. 😂 I get the biggest kick out of visits with the in-laws when I’m in England!

@muellerphyllis 24 күн бұрын

Being a mom, we have no filters.

@claudinehall3013 24 күн бұрын

Why should you, after all you went through to bring them here

@NenoJanjane-mn3ux 23 күн бұрын

For sure

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 20 күн бұрын

@@claudinehall3013 Not everyone has painful/difficult pregnancy or childbirth... Plus, do you really think it's the most difficult part? No, what comes after is more serious...

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 20 күн бұрын

I'm sure Moms are not a monolith community though...

@emptyheart09 10 күн бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849Not you downplaying Childbirth and Pregnancy knowing some women die from it while giving birth

@karaguminski3772 22 күн бұрын

Brett Goldstein's mom is a treasure.

@medusagorgon8432 24 күн бұрын

"Just checking in, Happy' Sunday..." Was for when you can finally get your eyes back into their sockets.📱👀😳😅

@malovina 21 күн бұрын

Looooool

@sonablom 13 күн бұрын

Dave’s interaction with his mom is so relatable to me especially the part about not putting them in the dirt and then her having hangers all along.

@BritInvLvr 24 күн бұрын

Save every text, videos, voice mails from your moms. I wish I did. She been gone 8 months and I miss her so much.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 24 күн бұрын

Agreed!

@RubySue12 24 күн бұрын

😢 so sorry for your loss. Just spent Mother’s Day with my “90 yrs loved” Mom and I’m crying thinking about not having her in my life someday.

@siameseninja24 24 күн бұрын

Such great advice. I wish I had as well. My mom has been gone nearly 4 years. I miss her every day. Hugs to you.

@Princessofthedrk 22 күн бұрын

This June will be 10 years for me. I wish I had some of her recipes too.

@Sunny-xn1rw 21 күн бұрын

My mom has been gone for 7 years and I miss her every day. I had all her voicemails saved to a DVD and am so glad I did.

@vr6one 24 күн бұрын

Bretts mom is um.. I bet shes a blast 😂

@AwesomeFish12 24 күн бұрын

I bet she's fun. Just being honest, she seems like she's kinda awesome.

@attilavandawn 24 күн бұрын

last one is GOLD!!!! xD and Happy Mothers Day everybody :)

@AnaCarolinaVanzetta 24 күн бұрын

I want Brett's and Bebe's moms. They seem to be amazing people! lol

@glorianatera 21 күн бұрын

I’m DYING over Brett’s mom!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aliengranpa 24 күн бұрын

"i did see deep throat in 1970 something" Me too, mom...me too! ❤😉😉😉

@udntknomeXX 24 күн бұрын

My question is can u unsee it? Is it permanent locked? 😂

@AwesomeFish12 24 күн бұрын

If that is porn to her....god help her, I hope she never sees the real thing.

@ScentsofStyle99 22 күн бұрын

God Bless Bebe's mom. If my mum was 1 1000th as protective of me at my divorce, I'd have been fine. Don't underestimate the importance of protecting your kids.

@jeswilde6188 24 күн бұрын

HAHAHAAA BRETT'S MOM WINS lol

@binoymathew246 23 күн бұрын

Brett's mom is brutal...ly honest. What a wonderful lady. 😉

@brigitperry4991 21 күн бұрын

More from Brett Goldstein's mum, please! 😂

@Sandywarhol645 23 күн бұрын

I have no idea who any of those celebs other than Jake Gyllenhaal are, but cute mom texts 😂

@kellyschaefer5735 21 күн бұрын

Same.

@juliabuonincontro8617 21 күн бұрын

I don’t even know who that is

@thevagabond1314 24 күн бұрын

I literally have no idea who these people are except Jake Gyllenhaal

@1travisvideo 22 күн бұрын

same, I was trying to figure out if it was a skit or maybe his staff

@DeepCrimson 22 күн бұрын

😂 you live under a rock Good for you though

@any8574 22 күн бұрын

Quinta has a show and it's really good. It's Abbott Elementary.

@jimin-ssibangtansmind7230 22 күн бұрын

Nicholas Braun was cousin Greg in succession, God, infórmate un poco y luego hablas

@iceunelle 22 күн бұрын

Bebe Rexha is a singer-songwriter.

@damnthebran 22 күн бұрын

Brett and Bebe's mom made me miss mine. She was a fierce momma bear with little boundries regarding oversharing.

@CloisForever29 24 күн бұрын

The last one made my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard 😂

@aug07broken 21 күн бұрын

I loved the hanger story!😂😂This is the kind of mom I am!

@stellangios 23 күн бұрын

Brett your mum is a LEGEND

@hamzaouamrouche57 24 күн бұрын

Happy Mother's Day 4 my Mom and everywhere in the World

@AwesomeFish12 24 күн бұрын

👍

@charlenemachine208 24 күн бұрын

I guess I’m officially old now. I only knew who Jake Gyllenhaal was.

@1QueenAliquippa 24 күн бұрын

I can definitely relate to Bebe's mom!❤😂 We're momma bears! The only downside to that is that sometimes my kids won't tell me about something because they don't want me to go to prison. 😑

@samanthaglaze2529 24 күн бұрын

😂😂

@hazzaplayz808 21 күн бұрын

😂😂 same here 🐻🐻

@nora_ray 16 күн бұрын

Oh I need more of these NOW😂😂 Moms are really just moms no matter to who

@dianacastor 21 күн бұрын

I am all here for Jeff Goldestein's mom and her epiphanies on whatever she wishes to share.

@steveconn 23 күн бұрын

Write to myself. Captures her voice. Soothing.

@SueMaddern-nd3tj 24 күн бұрын

Happy Mother’s day to all the ladies

@AwesomeFish12 24 күн бұрын

I love how weird they all were. So real.

@emercycrite 24 күн бұрын

Jake is so cute!

@kimberlyfinch6055 24 күн бұрын

Oh bless these moms hearts 💕

@seraiahjames 23 күн бұрын

This was great, hopefully you can do it again next year !❤

@YUmMies24 24 күн бұрын

😂😂I needed a laugh😂,,,thanks 😊 Happy Mothers Day Mom RIP ♥️🫂

@lijo4518 20 күн бұрын

" I didn't ask for any suggestions... " right 😱

@TattoedRebelGirl 24 күн бұрын

Too sweet ❤ Lol that last one

@empiresix9722 20 күн бұрын

To quote Spongebob "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!) Besides Jake

@chethakmp3 24 күн бұрын

Happy Mothers' Day

@danielleS257 24 күн бұрын

I’ve been binging on All in the Family all morning. For the young ones it was a show in the 70’s. Archie & my mom both slaughtered the English language, misspeaking random words & peoples names. This is my 4th Mothers Day without her. Save those texts and voice mails.

@user-ie8bz7jz2r 24 күн бұрын

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mothers!

@kimsmith8219 24 күн бұрын

The last one...😂😂

@ivsbanks 23 күн бұрын

Porn rant followed by “Happy Sunday!” Golden! 😂😂😂

@DNTXPCTMCH 24 күн бұрын

Oh wow 😂😂😂 thank you for the laughs

@weztciide619 24 күн бұрын

Jake was literally the only one I knew.

@Gobirds616 24 күн бұрын

Probably because you don’t watch television

@jackroberts416 23 күн бұрын

I don't watch television.

@Gobirds616 10 күн бұрын

@@jackroberts416 cool?

@michellemiles9966 24 күн бұрын

Can you even imagine accidentally texting that last one to the wrong person? OMG.

@aurelo54 23 күн бұрын

that's possibly exactly what happens actually....

@kerryrobinson9947 24 күн бұрын

Dear Mom, I am sorry I ran away from home when I was six. I will always ❤ your cooked pork chops. Love - Black Bart.

@D415h4n34 23 күн бұрын

Pfffttt i love Bebe and i love her mom even more 😂😂😂😂

@iam1toughact2follow60 16 күн бұрын

Bebes mom is me lol 😂

@Celestial26 23 күн бұрын

Why do moms write paragraphs? My mother gets straight to the point.

@soni8995 22 күн бұрын

I will be rewatching this over and over. 😂😂😂

@priyankaraghuthaman3080 22 күн бұрын

Moms are the best 😊

@leahartlee29 20 күн бұрын

I can' stop fricking LAUGHING at that last one.....

@ThunderPants13 13 күн бұрын

In the early 2000s I lived in an apt with 2 roommates and we had an answering machine. My roommate's dad called and left a message. He used up the entire tape. I don't remember what all he ranted about, but I remember he mentioned lettuce at one point.

@kelliazzam1594 16 күн бұрын

"Just checking in, happy Sunday!" I'm dying here!

@Xtini-ov2ys 22 күн бұрын

such a brilliant bit, and well done.

@kcyberpunk 22 күн бұрын

It's all made up..

@gnlilu6972 24 күн бұрын

The mom with the porn issue had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RachaelBerezin 12 күн бұрын

literally crying!!!

@layonillmusset1392 20 күн бұрын

The last one just Made my day 😂😂

@NewMessage 24 күн бұрын

Thanks for the crippling fear of intimacy, Mom.

@bellaendale7174 24 күн бұрын

We need more mum texts..😂😂😂😂

@BaritoneUkeBeast4Life 23 күн бұрын

This was a “celebrity” edition? With the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal, who the hell were those people? I have never seen or heard of any of them.

@river8760 23 күн бұрын

The last one is hilarious 😂

@JustineMfulama 22 күн бұрын

The last one took me out 😂😂😂

@barbarabeatrizmaiapintoalv4373 13 күн бұрын

As always getting to know ones mum explains A LOT.

@anndeecosita3586 20 күн бұрын

I have know who most of these people are but happy mother’s day to their moms. 😂

@lucwijngaard8413 24 күн бұрын

Jake Gyllenhaal seems like such a wholesome person

@ItsMeTheSteph 20 күн бұрын

Brett Goldstein’s mom sounds dope!😂🤣😂💀💀💀

@purplerain2314 16 күн бұрын

This was a fun segment.

@larrydwash 19 күн бұрын

My mom is retired as of the last 10 years and I can tell the senior citizen is kicking in, she calls me about everything going on, she called me a few days ago asking do I think she too old for breast work, I was speechless. I said well, I’m not sure how I feel about it, she said I just wanna know how you feel because I might use some of my funeral money, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@indy18286 3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂🤣

@pk7422 24 күн бұрын

Ohhhhhh Brett you poor poor poor bastard, LOL!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

@claramcclung8863 17 күн бұрын

Oh my god that last one!!! Oh my f-ing god! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@djstarrjunkie 13 күн бұрын

Ohhh lordy, I'm sure my son thinks of me like the biggest dork on planet earth because I'm almost positive I've sent weekly txts like this to him! 😂😂😂😂😂

@ELA-dy1pt 24 күн бұрын

Last one lol!! 😂🤣

@6RshEuH2 21 күн бұрын

since brett is a writer i don't believe his mom actually texted him that. he totally wrote that for the show.

@antoinettelopes 18 күн бұрын

Jake's mom was nominated for an Oscar for writing. 😂

@starplatinum7753 23 күн бұрын

At least Donnie Darko’s mom is safety conscious! 👍

@chelsealovely3755 21 күн бұрын

That last one was unhinged 😂

@annat5464 20 күн бұрын

Brett s mom absolutely have no limits ahahah

@Mintylight 16 күн бұрын

Hahaha. I loved them texts but only recognized Jake Gyllenhaal :)

@ThePetphoenix 20 күн бұрын

I need the director's cut version of Brett Goldstein's mom texts.

@ec7568 23 күн бұрын

The last one OMG lol

@hunterdeane418 24 күн бұрын

Funny Jake Gyllenhaal mother is a lot like my mother what she tells me in a text messages Lmao 😂

@sarahdee374 23 күн бұрын

I'm an old lady and my kids hate that I won't/don't text. Then I show them these as examples of what they might get from me in a text, and they say "well never mind"

@hunterdeane418 23 күн бұрын

@@sarahdee374 very funny lol. There times I get annoying whenever my mom gives me info that has nothing to do with me haha.

@mangaanimefan3089 15 күн бұрын

I feel a little bad that I didn't know the guy who stars in Lucifer name was Brett Goldstein. His mom was very...well, she loves him and wished him a happy Sunday! That was so sweet!