Andrea H. Say that 10 times fast! Lol!

My favorite is "SHOW ME THE TIETH MONEY"

@@kmills2902 omg I tried it lol nearly bit my tongue😄😄😄😄

I like 1 and 10%

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You mean printing 24 headshots? I know

Agreed! The script is incredibly witty

Plus they have to research the stats

7Annamallover7 seriously!

@@Themoment888 which aton of people do every single week for whatever sport fantasy league they play. Lol I think the whole point of this parody is exactly what you said .."the work we put into some activities...think if we put that sort of effort into something that feeds are soul or our families'..hmm maybe that's not what they are saying but it's what im saying. If I put that much effort into improving any part of AspenAllen -my interactions with others, my physical body, my mental capabilities, hand eye coordination even, ya know, improving muscle tone or detoxing my body, patience, family relationships, my relationship with the Holy Spirit or quieting my mind to hear only what I'm supposed to hear for my greater good and what God wants me to hear to help others literally ANY thing I am, or say, or do...well I have to believe it would be a prettier picture.

And also funding and Christian airline and training pilots . Jessie is the real deal. And Kevin Zadai

@carol lady Right! Not a single Christian Pastor on the board lol 😂. Hope that was part of the joke

@@rdd7919yes, I agree. False teachers only on this one

​@@FeetintheGrass Beth Moore is a false teacher? That's the first time I've heard that.

As a former youth minister, that part cracked me up.

You are a cute potato. Friends? 🙂

If Tim Tebow is available then I would choose Sadie Robertson for a pick. She always brings it when she preaches

E.E. 🤣🤣

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He is to me! Lol

I’d take Phil Robertson haha

Lady Zioness except Francis chan, the only truthful on the bunch but that's why Francis wasn't really that important. People rather hear the prosperity pastors over the true ones.

andr123406 What's wrong with prosperous pastors? God said that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. Where in the Bible does it say that Christians have to be poor?

No he's not. He has a video on KZfaq supporting these heretics.

If you are god’s chosen you should be blessed. But he won’t bless you, if you don’t know what you have in Christ. Poverty is not an opinion. Health is issues is not an option. Enjoy a sad life if you think god wants you to prosper. You can be prosperous and have a hard life. Bet on it. We are fighting a war here.

@@dietsch4633 David Dietsch The Bible says that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. Are you calling God a liar? Are you questioning His Word? God made all of this. God owns all of this. He could speak and his words would come to pass on Earth being as it's his will. Or have you forgotten how to pray? "Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven." What about "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness, for they will be filled." You're telling me that God wants those pastors to simply turn people away because they might grow in such a number that their tithes could build a bigger church and pay the Pastor's salary AND God forbid these Pastors get anything other than coach seats and a half-dead hoopty to go minister. If Christians are supposed to suffer in Earth is poverty, why even accept a blessing? If God wanted us poor, He would not have told Christ to tell us about mansions and streets of gold. Philippians 4:19 tells us all that God will supply all our needs according to His riches and glory. Some of Jesus' last words were commandments to go into the world and preach. You can't feed the bread of Christ if your church isn't making bread to grow and be prosperous.

yo homeless how you doing man?

Bro I love your random crap siege videos! Didn’t expect to see you here tho

lol didn't expect to see you here

truediva18 me too! 🤣

truediva18 i know! I was dying!

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Alastair Heinrichs exactly

Here here!!

Wahahhahahahahah 😂

U CAN do all things through Christ who gives you strength

The FACTSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was laughing so hard throughout this entire video! Lol.😁

He always comes to the season in great shape! HALLELUJER!!

Indeed Open our eyes Lord

Yeah but he included two who are not apostates. Chan and Keller are not like the others. We might not agree with every detail but they are not false teachers.

Andy Stanley is not a false teacher either. :)

lucy Nunnery I’m not familiar with all of them up there, but Chan has said publicly on two separate occasions that he loves Mike Bickle, even after admitting to being warned of him.

@@brettdavis5555 I dont know who Mike Bikle is, but did he say he loves him as a person or as a preacher. I know Chan has admitted to repenting of many things he taught as a pastor and he also admitted to "doing church" in an antibiblical manner. Im not a huge fan or anything. I am just trying to be merciful with a man who has publicly repented of shepherding incorrectly. IDK we are all in a process of sanctification. I am just happy my process is not on youtube lol

Poking fun at the absurdity of what the world espouses in the best way!

someone explain this please?

😂😂😂😂

David Lee they're talking about selena gomez

bubblelover343 yes, selena gomez attends hillsong

@@bubblelover343 that's Selena quintanilla but shes not alive so he wouldn't have her number

Amen to that.

Amen

his entire point, i believe. And he's good at it.

Not that anyone asked my opinion, but I am an Orthodox Jew and still find his stuff hysterically funny (until he gets into his New Testament stuff... then I am lost! 🤷‍♀️) No judgements here! A lot of the pastor stuff is similar to the jokes we would make about the Rabbi, of the kids groups during services, JDate, even his "If Bible characters had iPhones" makes me laugh! People are people--doesn't matter why we are congregating, the outcome is still the same as human behavior is always very similar!

@@skontheroad I saw your comment about getting lost on the new testament content and I was just curious (since you said you were orthodox I thought maybe you would consider the following thoughts) about all the old testament passages saing things like the LORD not sharing his glory with another, everyone who offered strange fire or simply laid a hand on the ark to steady it from falling, blood sacrifice for sin offerings looking forward to the day when the kingdom of God finally gets set up for real exactly how was Jesus able to claim all he did and then absolutely silence from heaven (except for his baptism from John the Baptist) remember the serpant on the pole in the wilderness looking at it to be healed all pictures and symbols of things written in the new testament shedding of his blood on the cross for the ultimate final payment of sins just something to really consider everyone else always said one day or a day will come or just a servant of the most high delivering a message from the LORD Jesus said "I Am"

Amen! That’s my pastor.

Lol that's his Grandson Andrew, they also had his son Andy on the board.

squirtle turtal why

@@ailyme189 lol 😂😭😭😭

@squirtle turtal wtf you on m8? Ya creep.

So, you've never been to any Southern church meetings then?

Stephanie Parke Total creep. Probably a stalker too.

It’s hilarious but I was so confused😂

Definitely funny as a joke, but it makes me sad that it's such a common opinion. Having disagreements over doctrine is one thing, but you can't just decide that an entire group of people aren't Christian- only God can make that call. I still laughed though.

HAH

It is funny but really sad since the church can literally date back to the time of Christ. I pray one day we will be united once more as one body!

If you don’t believe in salvation by faith in Jesus alone then you are not a Christian.

I've actually heard him say it before, I got to give credit where it's due lol

Yea he doesnt consider himself a pastor but a televangilist. I'm thinking maybe of how Christians are depicted now these days that he wouldn't want his title to be pastor

Is he supposed to preach sin? What verse is that. Maybe that's why all these other churches are so small (and jealous of the big boys) because Jesus said He would remove their candle stick (influence) Rev 2:5 Maybe we should all pay some attention to what these pastors are saying and line it up with scripture. Preaching SIN is not the Gospel. Grace is the Gospel (Galatians 1:6) and that is what we are told to preach. Not sin.

Rand Sollie Yeah but the whole point of the gospel is to give us hope DESPITE our sin. If we don’t preach sin then the gospel means nothing

Nothing like his father, Sad :(

Rachel A. Well said

Rachel A. you are so wrong!! Do you think this is God's joy? Do you think God feels joy to see His wife (the church) rejecting His Holy Spirit and inviting Satan to their congregations? Do you think is God's joy to see people living in deception like this? I'm going to tell you, Jesus took people's souls very seriously. You don't know God's heart at all. Your comment only shows how you need to meet and know the one true living God. Hope you find it before is too late.

Yessy Quiles It’s a comedy. It’s a exaggeration.

Yessy Quiles where do you see a rejecting of the spirit and inviting satan?

Ok....

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I agree - not cool

That's the joke people. Good Lord why are we so soft?

He said “all 9 campuses”

@@StasiaAleen They both work actually LOL (but yeah it was all 9)

ROFL

that would be amazing!

Nathalie Rabearijao Brooke Fraser is my pick

Brooke would win

Right

I pick Taia Smith from Hillsong

Lmbo

He came out as fake.

Is he on the waiver wire? No one drafted him and dropped him. He’s still a free agent.

i think someone is getting way too technical about the Fantasy Pastor Draft

Benny Hinn is a fake...

I had the Nike commercial too... 😂

I'll take the knee, the Nike commercial AND Beth Moore's twitter. (Yep, fiyah!)

Had to like your comment to make it 667. Lawd have mercy. Lol

So how do you choose the pastors?

“Chosen by the spirit”

@scottbaino I'm sure he doesn't wear a wig.

Isn’t he that bozo who’s deposition is so popular right now?

@@kellyalves756 way to sound like Jesus much

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Especially when he nodded and then nodded again when the guys said "Selina"

As a Protestant, I say hello and Christ be with you

I think it's fair to add Fr. Mike Schmitz in here now

Mary cant save you, its also idolatry. Only Jesus, mary cant hear you and the pope cant forgive sins only Jesus can.

​@@repent.sinner It's true, but a lot of them don't put that much weight on Mary, the apostles, and the Pope thankfully. I like Michael Knowles Catholic theology a good bit.

@@repent.sinnertell Jesus you hate his mother. We’ll buy the popcorn. 😂

Not unless you are taking some Bishop's underaged assaults.

Nope

The OG celeb pastor

Given the lack of sound theology on the board, I'd say why not...

Nope. They don’t count unless they are charismatic Catholics

The Red Zone... Christmas and Easter.. 😂😂

Trendy Looper 😂😂

Amen and well done 👏👏👏

Brady is better at what he does than Osteen.

Sad :/ If we don't reflect Jesus we lose our goal.

AB Elizabeth yea... the all those men and woman up there bringing shame to His name

Hmfirestormz I would seriously disagree with Francis Chan. He is rock solid.

I believe that Steven furtick is a great pastor God has used him to help me with so much in life.

@@thatonegirlelaine agreed. Everbody else are charlatans

Walking a tightrope

those guys actually look pretty similar.

@@danielroy8232 shame shame shame... Jk

Ikr! I did the same thing. I know John means no harm though. He's just being silly.

It was definitely part of the joke

That part was hilarious!

Counterfeit Dollar?

As a Catholic it really made,me laugh

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Ha!!

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FoxBlockheadlp I didn't get that joke, could you explain?

@@DalgonaC in fantasy sports, teams/players have a "bye" week meaning they are not scheduled to play at that time. So he's joking saying when the regular pastor is gonna be out, the youth pastor will speak but isn't as popular or well received by the congregation

Hahaha, thank you for explaining. I finally get the joke.

Keller was the only orthodox guy in the bunch. Of course, he was the only one picked for theology.

James Almond Chan

@@slibertas1996 I stand corrected.

@@slibertas1996 Also, Giglio.

Yours Truly, Chris YES

@Yours Truly, Chris I thought of you when he said that!

You. Are. EVERYWHERE

Thought of you when he said that. Actually I think of you any time I hear that 😂

I've seen you on every blimey cow comments section...

Best part in the video!

@@matthiasbates9660 *cough* Rick Warren..

HE SAID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

@@matthiasbates9660 u don't know where any of their souls are going

Matthias Bates And who put you in charge of hell?

I used to listen to her podcast but something about her always rubbed me the wrong way. I couldn't pin point it outside of her being a woman and preaching. Which I was always taught was wrong.

Gray K we may not always have all the answers about what what’s right and what’s wrong, or who is right and who is wrong. Apart from biblical doctrine, the way we grow up also is a determinant in knowing what is good for us. some denominations frown on women being preachers, some don’t. I know Jesus spoke to the Samaritan woman at the well and preached to her community. There’s so much more to the Christian faith than we know, we can only keep on getting to know more!

Yes girl! Love me some Joyce! And Max Lucado?? Hellooooooo!!!!

i would be a little careful with her teachings. she’s taught some false things

@@grayk7455 biblically Women can TEACH, we just can’t be elders or the main pastors. So I get you there, she has also taught a lot of unbiblical things, so best fo avoid her!

Adam Busta I didn’t know Tom Brady was a heretic

/ShadowSaber/ so true

Yeah Joel Osteen wears makeup. He probably best defines a poser.

That’s an insult to Tom Brady, right?

Definitely lol

Shame, shame, shame,

Michael Williams haha I know right!;)

that's not a reason to smile here, brother haha

I'm not sure what you mean? Why shouldn't I smile?

I think the video is making fun of these pastors, no?

Samuel Stephen Selena Gomez! She and Justin Bieber could do a song with Lecrae! That would be awesome!

Yeah, more like heretics.

Kinda true, I don't wanna sound legalistic. Cause this can turn into a (negative joke) Who are we to judge (anything)or (anybody). Especially when non Christian have to listen to this now.......it'll deffinatly be confusing.😥

Bible Studies with Victoria Exactly. I’m not even religious and I seem to like this guy more than a lot of Christians if the comments are anything to go by.