Honestly that would sell fast along with a mini Magnus

Hush battle brother, the daemons can't get you here. Sleep tight.

'Where is my Centuribear... Ah, true joy'

Yes. He is aDORNable.

who needs a waifu when you could have a kitten? kitten can actually cook n clean

I once purchased a paint set for no-40k craft. got to pick a free box of 40k minis. I knew almost nothing of 40k, but I saw them and had the same reaction as Big E. Panzery cuddly friends of Humanity

Guardsman tales coming soon to AMC

Although a true veteran guardsman would of shot the munitorium drone responsible after the first round of shits and cheerfully reported it as a shelf stacking accident

@Lord Admiral Spire hard for the Munitorium clerk to file a complaint when he's dead, besides pretty sure the Commissar would turn a blind eye to this one after a month of disentary, or just rubber stamp it as a field execution, degrading the combat effectiveness of His Most Divine Majesties ImperialGuard through incompetence is a pretty serious charge and ticking the wrong box twice negating a entire regiments combat effectiveness definitely qualifies... Esp when it's resulted in the attached Commissar soiling his britches

oh the things fantasy fan boys attribute to real life manly things!

@@dualityomk9854 What are you on about?

Or someone at Games Workshop watched too much Centurions. Power Extreme!

To be fair, it sounds like their recursion circuits may have malfunctioned, resulting in this meta-armor.

Yo Dawg, i heard you like power armor, so we put your power armor in some power armor so you can purge while you're purging

This was not the product of two intoxicated ramblings of techpriests, the local Magos held a competition for creation of new technology and then administered the drugs in a aerosolized variant, there was a great deal of tech-heresy created during this experiment and Cawl has now adopted the intoxicated state permanently.

They were obviously drinking oil margaritas made by the Fabricator-General himself.

until he discovered that it contained Lord Adorable

Yes, this is funny to me.

@@rednemo9634 Lord Adornable

@@theblancmange1265 it works well to quiet down the chantings from the smurf village...

@The God Emperor do you know it's rogal dorn?

@@BbNaB Everyone is a critic

Yo dawg,

Fortified power-armor

I think they look great

@@andrewwoodhead3141 they do look great. but its the people who think they think so clever of themselves keep repeating the same dumb meme that has always been the problem in 40k.(drive me closer i want to hit them with my sword,, turnsignals on a landraider.) its all so lame after you heard it a second time, and yet people seem to gravitate towards that, and make other (maybe less confident) people with a different opinion feel silly for liking it.. powerarmoured spacemarines in an armoured flyer? normal stuff. powerarmoured spacemarines in an armoured tank?? is A-ok.. powerarmoured spacemarines in an armoured tank suit?? hihihahahihahihaHILARIOUS!!.... meanwhile primaris can don a dreadnought invictor suite and its all fantastic and new and superb.. while that is also a spacemarine inside more armour (i myself have about 15 of these tanksuits , and the more squads i buy they become even more bad-ass looking its just a walking wall of armour, i hope to get a full 10 squads before they discontinue them) i kinda like all the walkers except the dreadknight and derodeo dreadnought., (and sure i can make lame remarks about baby carrier and beaky armour, but that has all done before) some are a little funny like tartaros do look a bit like baby contemptors but other than that observation, how many times can one make a same joke before it gets lame.? but oh well.

A risk that I am not only willing to undertake, I wish for such result.

Whilst being dead...in pretend!!!!

And when you believe in him he will come to your home and fix your walls^^

if i had to place a bet, i'd say Dorn is on some incredibly random backwater planet in the least traveled part of the galaxy, sitting on a mountain top and meditating on the irony of his missing hand.

Xzibit in the house! Ready to flame Xenos

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruined the seriousness? Yes. Made it my absolute favorite armor design? Also yes.

@@RussTaylorLegend Rogal's voice *YeeeeeEEEESSSSS*

ruined it ? if wasn't for that speech device show the suit would have been rejected by the community at large much like the super space mario marine kart they recently released

Did you try to fortify your emotional defenses? centurion would not be ruined if you fortified

Centurions are cute and adorable. Now its canon!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I thought it was all one person?

@@baconpancakes9722 me too

The stories are always made by Baldermort himself. The images of the slideshow and the background music are picked by his wife however. :) They make quite the awesome team

Yes! Do it! For The Emperor!

Im absolutely brand new to this (just over a year) im in love with the setting and its you old boys that did this to me, your damn fan boy enthusiasm is as contagious as nurgles rot itself! Dont leave, there's a few neophytes that require blooding!

What makes you feel left behind? I thought you'd like the timeline and story moving forward after 20 years of stagnation

You aren't left behind my friend. You have chosen to stick with what you know. You are not on the wrong side, you have simply chosen not to play the game. Embrace the new, as it is born from the old. There is much joy to be had from it. I wish you well brother.

It's not the table that bothers me it's the lore. It feels like well clean. I didn't want it to move forward. I liked the hopelessness of it all and the fact that no matter how bleak the imperium never gave up in the face of it all. Now there's hope and that takes the steel and bravery of fighting knowing you're going to lose in the end.

Oldhammer is Besthammer

lets put spacemarines inside tanks lets put spacemarines inside tanksuits..

Hold on to that. Ignore haters. It’s YOUR hobby. :)

Were laying siege on your wallet

@@Happyface714 as he said they broke though easily and slaughtered my money

If they look a bit (edit: ape/bearlike), there are some pretty easy conversions to get them to look a bit more like their artwork.

Warhammer deli belly

@@WolfingtonStanley Pretty much, though I was thinking more how Europeans, especially earlier on had a rough time digesting corn, and by the same token, Native Americans were hella lactose intolerant. That lactose intolerance basically led to war with the Vikings hah

It's a genuine good show, too. Make sure you watch the specials, too. The Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Strip-Poker episodes are great.