50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make You P*** Yourself Laughing | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4
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@thebigbristolian Жыл бұрын
"Too thick for uni and too arrogant for a call centre", is just the most superb way to describe college courses.
@jonathanthecreator2912 Ай бұрын
Or Indian accents
@Rubiecat Ай бұрын
@@jonathanthecreator2912 your racism is showing
@NZsoupb0y 2 жыл бұрын
Jonny Vegas on the nose. Absolutely stupendous!
@milklover2830 2 жыл бұрын
He doesnt know he has diabetes tho..
@christophersmith1426 2 жыл бұрын
Joined in to say that was delightful
@TheLegendOfOblivion 2 жыл бұрын
@@milklover2830 But it's okay though, he likes sugar it makes him sleepy.
@gee-ees584 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is always a favourite for me, his advice here was on point as usual 🤣. Loved Jimmy's high-horse comment too.
@Pwills 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLegendOfOblivion and there is nothing wrong with going to the loo 19 times a day 😂🤣
@John_Ridley 2 жыл бұрын
Alan's bit about the Auckland hotel is another prize moment when Sean was full on laughing. I love to see that.
@MrAnth69er 2 жыл бұрын
Claudia gets so excited and giggly and it makes me smile just seeing how much fun she's having
@kevinflemming5928 2 жыл бұрын
The best time is when Sean is talking about Rectum of the Year. She's almost hysterical lol.
@MrAnth69er 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinflemming5928 "please make him stop" 🤣🤣
@kevinflemming5928 2 жыл бұрын
Rear of the Year with the gloves off. 😂
@preciosojug0298 7 ай бұрын
@@kevinflemming5928 but she's faking it uncomfortably
@jobejeffers9177 2 жыл бұрын
Sean Lock was a master and he will be missed!
@Thawhid 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@petea2721 10 ай бұрын
Really?
@linebrunelle1004 8 ай бұрын
dying is not a sign of deity
@musicloverme3993 7 ай бұрын
Sean Lock was key to the show!
@finncooke9484 7 ай бұрын
For those confused, he died from cancer in late 2021
@marklandgraf7667 2 жыл бұрын
"That's the cockney pronunciation of 'anodizes'." HAHA diplomatic, insulting, and funny at the same time
@oskahuxley6322 2 жыл бұрын
Anodises.
@aussiechris5904 2 жыл бұрын
@@oskahuxley6322 not in some countries
@codyramsbottom3437 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was saying antithesis
@oskahuxley6322 2 жыл бұрын
@@aussiechris5904 yeah but in the country that he is in it's anodises.
@ppleeatpple 2 жыл бұрын
@@oskahuxley6322 under your comment with just "anodises" written, an option to translate into English popped up for me which has me cackling like a fool since you very much spelled the word the English way lmao
@forgotn42 2 жыл бұрын
3:27 The pride in his voice when that one popped into his head. Sean Lock's wit was unmatched.
@richsinton5098 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Sean
@aaainaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@richsinton5098 he is not funny, bit of a git imo
@forgotn42 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaainaaaa You could've just shut the fuck up and not commented. It may be just your opinion, but it wasn't worth the time you took to write it.
@richsinton5098 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaainaaaa he's dead you knobhead, he was extremely funny to those intelligent people that understood his jokes. I'm presuming you didn't??
@aaainaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@richsinton5098 mad bro
@yesiamthatgradeAcunt_ 2 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over Johnny's bit, how is it possible that he's that good at it and also, incredibly funny. I should have braced myself before watching this clip, I had a cup of tea in my hand and spilled it all over my thighs, but so worth it.
@FillipJPhry 2 жыл бұрын
Me too. Except it was a forklift.. and I was operating it ....
@RossDougherty 2 жыл бұрын
"No one told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come." - The Ultimate Richard Ayoade quote.
@freddier5376 2 жыл бұрын
Anything involving Sean Lock or Lee Mack is pure gold
@OhElvira 2 жыл бұрын
Sean Lock yes, Lee Mack is terrible
@OhElvira 2 жыл бұрын
@Nick C it’s subjective. Obviously
@zapkvr 2 жыл бұрын
Mack was brilliant on the Fast show
@charlesharper2357 9 ай бұрын
Sean was way better at riffing off the other comedians than Lee is
@michael-masi-2021 3 ай бұрын
It's such a shame they are both dead now.
@mikewazowksi7938 Жыл бұрын
that "maths cot" joke is so stupidly funny to me i can't stop laughing
@spoonymacoz1 8 ай бұрын
"Knocked that one out of the park there Sean!" you certainly did king. Rest easy.
@sheilaross1449 2 жыл бұрын
"well that's 3. That's basic maths." Spoken like someone who wasn't born in December.
@tigersfan14 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny and all but it still hurts that one of the greatest was taken from us far too soon.
@badbadrobotrobot959 2 жыл бұрын
What? Who?
@adventuresnz7905 2 жыл бұрын
@@badbadrobotrobot959 Sean unfortunately passed away from cancer earlier this year
@badbadrobotrobot959 2 жыл бұрын
@@adventuresnz7905 Yes. I got to know after scrolling down more comments. Very sad to hear about one of my favourite panellists ever. This show and QI were many times more funny to watch when Sean was present. I had been waiting for new episodes of 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown for such a long time and wondering why there weren't any new episodes. Is the show cancelled for good or will the bring it back in the future?
@VanderlyndenJengold 2 жыл бұрын
@@badbadrobotrobot959 There is a series (22) currently broadcasting with guest captains in lieu of Sean Lock.
@NC7491 2 жыл бұрын
I 've been watching clips of this show for the past couple of weeks. Then when I scroll through the comments, I invariably find people saying how much they miss Sean Lock. I do too. I can't think of many if any celebrities whose death has bummed me out so much. Well, Norm McDonald as well. RIP Sean.
@aaroniemcwonley 2 жыл бұрын
Number of changes of direction in the joke at 14:10 is amazing!
@rowanmelton7643 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao at "Is this a dagger I see before me? Yeah give us your trainers"
@ThatCoalSoul 2 жыл бұрын
Sean saying "Well..." always meant comedy-gold was incoming. Now we're left with Joe's "I'll be honest Jimmy..." and "Since you fired me you prick..." note that's not a complaint!
@polarisgemini52 2 жыл бұрын
'Well I am glad you asked Jimmy' You know something insane is coming
@samiface 2 жыл бұрын
One of my very favorite Joe moments from this show is when he comes out advertising for a banister company or something like that, and “his half brother Fabio” brings out the ad banner, and Joe yells, “I said don’t have an erection!” That reminds me, how did none of his “Naming People’s Willies in a Public Bathroom” bit make it into this video?! 😂
@ThatCoalSoul 2 жыл бұрын
@@samiface Oh that poem? It's already on this KZfaq channel and it'll probably feature again in at least the next six months, Channel 4 is turning into Dave!
@michaelbooth2890 2 жыл бұрын
OMG. Rob Beckett and Alan Carr on the same show. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
@khymaaren 2 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up more than it should. What an odd reference...
@bayoubilly5176 2 жыл бұрын
@@khymaaren Its a common 90s expression about Tom Cruises character in a movie.
@khymaaren 2 жыл бұрын
@@bayoubilly5176 I said odd, not unknown. ;)
@johndolan9859 2 жыл бұрын
Alan Carr is significantly funnier than I think I’ve given him credit for in the past
@olivermueller1979 2 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@secretforreddit 2 жыл бұрын
That bungee bit was superb!
@freddier5376 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re not expensive!”
@OhElvira 2 жыл бұрын
He’s great!
@thedmbgirl 2 жыл бұрын
His "I'll just take down this bunting" at Katherine Ryan is one of my favourite bits ever on this show
@decodolly1535 2 жыл бұрын
"Some teeth in a glass" Thanks Miles, that's my laptop full of coffee!
@vitalygorshkov8993 2 жыл бұрын
30 seconds… yea one of yours DVDs 😂😂😂😂😂 God I miss Sean Lock
@Erebos931 2 жыл бұрын
He was so happy when he thought of that.
@michael-masi-2021 3 ай бұрын
Where did he go?
@toastedroast 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the shows go on, Although won't be the same without Sean Lock, But there are still plenty of comedians who would fit In well on this show. I can't watch normal countdown, But this I love!!
@thejintymyster6396 2 жыл бұрын
I watched it because one of my teachers was on it and it was dreadful: Ann has no personality whatsoever, she just spoke to them with a monotone, dry voice After each letter was put up, Rachel did a weird terrified staredown at the camera. There is just no personality whatsoever. Whereas Jimmy is a great host. He bounces off the contestants, allows them to make fun of him and everyone does seem to enjoy themselves. It's as Rachel said, Countdown now seems to be a spin-off (and inferior version) of 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
@gtomo3808 2 жыл бұрын
Sean hadn't been a permanent on the show since 2016
@mathiasfrolich613 2 жыл бұрын
@@gtomo3808 you're thinking of regular 8 out of 10 cats. Sean was permanent on the countdown spinoff right up to his death (or at least very close)
@philthy903 2 жыл бұрын
In AU, we don't seem to get the actual Countdown. One of our public broadcasters - SBS - has just launched "Celebrity Letters and Numbers", which (from the trailer) is a rehash of the original Countdown, but the advertised guest list is nobody I've ever seen, so I haven't bothered. If I do end up being bothered (*tee hee*) I'll report back.
@katzrantz 2 жыл бұрын
@@philthy903 yeah it's called letters and numbers here because of Countdown the music show from the 70s/80s. There's been non celebrity letters and numbers in SBS for years.
@rogerauger7766 2 жыл бұрын
As a person with type 2 Diabetes Johnny's sugar/sleep joke killed me! Thank you Johnny. 🤣👍👏
@andrejohnsen1792 Жыл бұрын
The bungee jumping hotel bit gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@McBehrer 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying Sean's drunk all the time, because he's sitting right there, and he gets aggressive when he's drunk. Which he is, all the time"
@Tkieron 2 жыл бұрын
Jason's "Maths Cot" is the best mascot ever on Catsdown.
@davidredgrift6253 Жыл бұрын
I liked seans big coat where he put all his shopping
@RoelofColyn 2 жыл бұрын
Although Sean Locke got me through a very tough 2 years on shows like this, I'm still very happy this show is still on. Not only is it brilliant, but it makes me think of Sean.
@Paglavc1 2 жыл бұрын
14:01 Delivery for mrs. Tomnus is brilliant.
@zyaicob 2 жыл бұрын
That's a brilliant joke
@beeble2003 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't tell what he said and I don't get it now that I see it written down. Could somebody put me out of my misery?
@isabellewalker2620 2 жыл бұрын
@@beeble2003 mr tumnus is a faun from the narnia stories. he has goat legs which makes it look like he’s wearing trousers and no shirt on. jon was saying that roisin looked like him by only wearing the bottom half of her onesie
@beeble2003 2 жыл бұрын
@@isabellewalker2620 Aha! Thank you. :)
@dbga30184 2 жыл бұрын
I have seen that bit probably 10, maybe 12 times and this is the first time I finally got the joke.
@celticwolff5429 2 жыл бұрын
I still like Jason trying to keep Sean from stepping on his joke. It's almost as good as when Greg Davies swore at Sean for the same thing.
@jimthebrit 2 жыл бұрын
I can see still watching these episodes for years and years, wondering how this genius comedic environment no longer exists. The Dream Team!
@MLH-vm7lk 2 жыл бұрын
Sean lock 😢what a legend
@joosewv 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought much of Johnny Vegas, but the man can play the nose like few others
@shernkramp4478 2 жыл бұрын
"A math's cot?" LOLOL "I think I've miss heard that."
@jamihanks6962 2 жыл бұрын
Jonny Vegas living up to his name! That was amazing!
@zenn5150gaming 4 ай бұрын
Man I miss Sean Locke...
@justusbraz 2 жыл бұрын
5:47 is one of my all time favorite moments. In the episode, shortly before the clip, there’s a dig on Jason’s acting skills.
@DanielWillems1995 2 жыл бұрын
We all waiting for new sizzlers by Sean but sadly that’ll never come again!
@corriedebeer799 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he got a bad case of cardiac arrest.
@lonewretch 2 жыл бұрын
@@corriedebeer799 Well, to be fair, there isn't a good case of cardiac arrest..
@michael-masi-2021 3 ай бұрын
Did he retire?
@dominicaustin6016 2 жыл бұрын
Publish the tiger who came out for a pint!
@brydon5721 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best shows on Channel 4.
@DJLiddle 2 жыл бұрын
@sehhi vooty did you just copy this comment off the comment off this one...? 😂
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest... after the third joke, I was out of piss.
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
“That’s what they said at the sauna..”
@charliehalsey6251 2 жыл бұрын
13:25 can see how different/ill Sean looks as that was the most recent episode before he died, so so sad. RIP Sean
@randyhochstein8455 2 жыл бұрын
I have often heard of Hawaiian Nose Humming, but that’s the first time I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing it. Live performances are always the best. ✌🏼😎
@NightRanma 2 жыл бұрын
I really fucking miss Sean. His work always makes me laugh
@synthonaplinth5980 9 ай бұрын
It was nice of Jason to find Rachel's old cot and bring it to the show....
@stephjovi 2 жыл бұрын
Rosin should've told that story on WILTY
@EM2theBee 2 жыл бұрын
These are some of the most brilliant minds in comedy!
@RikSolstice 7 ай бұрын
Love the expression on Danny Boyle's face the moment Susie starts talking.
@graftarian 7 ай бұрын
Danny Dyer maybe?
@RikSolstice 7 ай бұрын
@@graftarian Danny Dyer indeed, my bad.
@michaelclendon6997 Жыл бұрын
I have officially lost count of how many times I've watched Johnny's Hawaiian bit 😅😂
@martcoombs9031 2 жыл бұрын
Alan Carr on the hotel..... hilarious lol
@oliveroverton4539 2 жыл бұрын
This video is bittersweet, missing sean, he was such a witty bloke
@BionicRusty 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you all of these comedians 🙏 ……..But Sean has a special place in comedy history 🙏 ❤️💔🎄
@Threemore650 2 жыл бұрын
I only like Sean. The rest are dull by comparison-except possibly Vegas. Carr can eff off with his boring mandate push... and wtf happened to his chin? Why has he had a Desperate Dan implant? He looks normal here, but in his Netflix Special he looks really odd.
@petea2721 10 ай бұрын
@Threemore650 you only like him because he is dead.
@staceparsons3034 2 жыл бұрын
We miss you Sean!!!
@zarinshapurjee9430 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny's nose ukelele was awesome lol 😂😂😂😂
@alexv1591 7 ай бұрын
This compilation always cheers me up, brilliant stuff. 🎉
@glintrhmj 5 ай бұрын
British comedians are at a whole other level 😂😂😂😂
@chrishicks7946 Жыл бұрын
9:08 Jon was so entertained he almost prematurely applauded 😀 what skill's by Mr Vegas, he should be on stage in Nevada with a talent like that 😂
@ThisCharmingMan1984 9 ай бұрын
Yep, and if Johnny had been around in the 70’s, that could have been his entire act, and he’d have been booked on every light entertainment show that was going; he’d have given whistling Roger Whittaker some competition haha.
@aarontempleman4796 Жыл бұрын
Watching Sean makes me sad. Master of dry humour and sharp cutting comedy. A legend who will be severely missed.
@petea2721 10 ай бұрын
😢 watching my family die mad me sad. A person on TV dying means nothing
@matthewfields5985 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Sean Locke
@beefeduptechreviews 2 жыл бұрын
Jon's accents at the best thing on tv
@andrewcappiello5585 Жыл бұрын
If I ever go to the UK and attend a countdown taping, I really hope Rob's there. I won't have to go to Stonehenge.
@calumsanderson6741 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes about Rob's teeth are like jokes about Jimmy's taxes
@theotherchannel2279 Жыл бұрын
I loved watching this. We had all the Jimmy Carrs! Fat Jimmy, skinny Jimmy, Jimmy going bald and then finally plastic Jimmy right at the end. Just brilliant!
@carhog3207 2 жыл бұрын
Do you get money from Guess Who? May be the funniest thing Jimmy Carr has ever said
@hailfastcorexxx 2 жыл бұрын
God I miss you Sean.
@belvinnadar5782 2 жыл бұрын
3:27 Jimmy went from "Jimmy Carr" to "Jimmy Charred". Jesus that was brutal from Sean.
@nicotinehigh666 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Paradise Sean Lock you legendary man.
@97TheWatcher 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Sean
@maggiemay9381 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite joke that my father told me years back........2 cannibals were talking and one had his arm bandaged.......Did you enjoy your holiday? ....... Oh yes it was great but I won't go self catering again.😂
@dkb138 Ай бұрын
The high horse joke about Sarah is the cleverest one in here
@Palestineexists 3 ай бұрын
8:30 that Hawaiian tune 🎶
@1710brett 2 жыл бұрын
Sean Locke will be missed forever xx
@dewimatthews6037 7 ай бұрын
Too thick for college But too arrogant for a Call Centre. (Kevin Bridges : genius)
@jollimaiahtacksworth 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this while on the toilet, really helped with the flow
@charlescutts2387 Ай бұрын
This is pure brilliance.😂😂😂
@natureisallpowerful 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah one of your DVDs 🤣R.I.P. Sean lock
@sbraypaynt 5 ай бұрын
“Maths-Cot” Also known as a Babbicus
@apmac8516 2 жыл бұрын
Im laughing out loud remembering laughing out loud at all these moments
@markreynolds1436 7 ай бұрын
Lol
@bexsta7766 2 жыл бұрын
"One of your dvds" 📀 🤣 😏
@Jorah123456789 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Sean Lock was SAVAGE, definitely one of the greats!
@misterhoeflak 2 жыл бұрын
Love these compilations.
@jegankandiah5877 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jonny playing his nose JeganK
@omind1 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the beat box version of Hawaiian slack key( ?) Guitar.
@brand2workgaming828 2 жыл бұрын
God you can really tell when Sean lock got worse in this video as it carry’s on it’s a shame what a legend
@nbaclips4040 2 жыл бұрын
6:25 the best part of that joke is the sheep part afterwards lol
@nbaclips4040 2 жыл бұрын
and 10:22 Jon drawing Sam on his thumb was the best bit too!
@nbaclips4040 2 жыл бұрын
different bonds different pats! shit job by channel 4 here missing the best bits 12:04
@theubercaste 5 ай бұрын
7:33- Miss Ryan is exquisite ❤❤❤❤❤
@aaronsjourney2544 2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Power Sean Lock you shall be missed ❤️
@lottomillionaire5772 9 ай бұрын
I do miss watching Sean Lock on telly, he was brilliant and hilarious. Gone too soon.
@edwardwestby711 8 ай бұрын
How did you cut out David's 'and cancerous'??!!
@outseeker 2 жыл бұрын
glad kevin got in there right at the end! :) he needs to be on more often
@kaygee301 2 жыл бұрын
Danny is the used car salesman that's secretly a gangster
@charlesmills6621 2 жыл бұрын
I really miss Sean Lock. I expect that most of us do. RIP, Mr. Lock.
@petea2721 10 ай бұрын
Go cry me a river
@mattressfour20 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Jonny Vegas nose music.
@KiwiHelpgeek 2 жыл бұрын
That bungie thing Alan Carr no longer exists. It's now a building site for an underground train station entrance.
@AmazinglyAwkward 2 жыл бұрын
God bless Sean Locke. May he RIP
@itsmehere1 5 ай бұрын
6:57 His laugh sounds like the trumpet paet form Livin' La Vida Loca 😂
@freddier5376 8 ай бұрын
Criminal that “attacking the city of Tokyo” and “you’re gonna kick yourself Susie, you missed Die Hard V” aren’t on here
@AJ-oj5eu Ай бұрын
Jonny Vegas on the nose had me dying
@RIXRADvidz 2 жыл бұрын
too thick for Uni, too arrogant for a call center Same.
@danf4447 3 ай бұрын
"too fecked for a uni but too arrogant for a call center "....that is pretty classic
@michaelmartin4148 18 күн бұрын
Sean Lock is just epic!
@Underworld-Gamer 2 жыл бұрын
People passing the window, I'm thinking how shit is this hotel? 😂😂😂
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