Do a review of Team America by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Not gonna lie, based on that preview image of Tamara, I thought you guys were going to review Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Tamara was supposed to be Large Marge.

It`s I remember so you don`t have to time

Remember when you talked about Cloverfield? Can you talk about the sequels?

Still waiting for your Cruella review.

It’s Critin’ Time sounds like a DND podcast

same

The bad guys was amazing film

@@SilverPlayer2002 thats not what they meant

@@samuelphilip8097 I know, but even I was thinking about how it was phrased that it sounded like a double meaning to either literal bad guys or a well liked film, so I chose the ladder option

the movie isn't amazing, but its nowhere near awful....Im so sick of people and this god damned notion that everything is either amazing or trash...Just like Uncharted, not amazing but not awful at all.....Things are allowed to just be entertaining or enjoyable without being OMGAWWWWW its so amazing.... It wasn't even a bomb, yet people keep saying it. It has a 75 million budget and made 170 million that isn't a bomb

He's been easy on quite a few bad movies lately. He didn't tear WW89 apart as much as I thought he would either

considering that it's a DECENT movie about fucking time

@@terrencemcgarty6810 I want to mention how Doug likes The Last Jedi even though I cannot in good faith call it a bad movie (despite not really liking it). At least not in the same vein. Speaking of which, Andre of Midnight's Edge said he enjoyed this movie more than Shang-Chi and Eternals and said he thought the main reason critics hated it so much is because it didn't peddle "the message". Ugh.

He had to in order to make an episode about it.

My personal gruff is that they call him milo so much. THAT’S NOT HIS NAME!” And then there’s that scene where the guys like “if anyone’s my favorite it’s you milo!” No then yiu would call him Lucian.

He could have made a sweet sweet deal with a blood bank. His genius in exchange for blood.

Same I saw it with em and we ended up liking the film, we legit enjoyed the Milo hints.

​@@pqcowboychanelI think the Milo thing was meant to be a joke between friends based on how they met

I just noticed that this comment has 420 likes.

Thank You. I had a ball in this movie.

@@MatthewSmith-to1hz but, you aren't THE Matthew Smithsonian...

Matt Smith making a souffle out of a shit sandwich is par for the course though lol

This movie formally introduced me to Matt Smith. Now I feel bad it took this long.

I sincerely wish they went full on hammy supervillain with his character and didn't try this tragic villain angle. I felt like throughout the movie we're meant to also sympathize with him and feel sad at the ending but Milo just becomes such an over the top asshole out of almost no where, it feels completely disjointed.

I used to think that Michael Morbius' life was a tragedy. But now I realize... it's a comedy.

Stop it.

Truly

This is a movie, alright. The plot, the actors, and the writing were there. It sold tickets as well

@@kameron_guenther8387 yet another great movie that gets hated for no reason its vanoem all over again

Yep. Same with Eddie Brock and Venom.

That's most movies, even the good ones. Most love interests are never that interesting or fun. Imagine a love interest with the personality and attitude of Milo? Now that's hot

@@somerandolad To be fair, Eddie ends up with Venom by the end.

The love interest was stale to me. The way she was in it was like *You are here to solely motivate this chatacter and go from point A to B. It did not feel as natural.

That's so true

Yes! Matt Smith should do a character on a command&conquer game

Ah shit, why would you plague my mind with this idea? Now I'll be forever tormented that it isn't real!

Yep I had way too much fun

@@mikeus69 intriguing

Matt Smith was def the hammiest Doctor and I feel like you can see a teeeeny bit of that performance in the movie

I can't believe Sony used Strange's spell from No Way Home to steal Vulture from the MCU. Why didn't Kevin Feige sue them for that? The spell wasn't even supposed to take people native to the MCU out, just send the multiversal characters back home.

@@SeanWheeler100 he wasnt stolen it was the deal they made to get the sinister six back up in running.

@@SeanWheeler100 After watching this movie, I was questioning the nature of the spell even more, so it's a spell that's initially supposed to erase people's memories of someone/something yet when tampered with it creates a catastrophic rift in the multiverse where people who have the memory of said someone/something including alternate universe versions of said someone/something from other universes come through (even ones that don't remember said someone/something if Tom Hardy's Venom is of concern since they never establish if he was unaware of a Peter Parker/Spider-Man in his universe), but then doing the spell correctly sends them back to their respected universes but also sends other people from the universe the spell was cast into other ones. And I thought of the rules of time travel in movies were confusing, I think the rules of both magic and the multiverse is even more so.

@@tristanhartup4936 It's pretty dumb of them to take the Obliviate spell from Harry Potter and give it multiverse shattering consequences. What does the multiverse have to do with memory anyway? And if memory spells can transport people from one universe to another, then is there anything special about America Chavez's powers or dreamwalking in Multiverse of Madness? Why did Strange have to do the forbidden technique of dreamwalking if he could perform the spell from No Way Home to travel between universes? I mean, if he can transport Spider-Man characters between worlds with a spell, there's no reason he can't use that spell on himself to rescue America.

Yea that was awesome! ((Honestly he should’ve done that for real))

_Nostalgiaed._

Agreed 💯

It what way special ?…

Except The Wall of course…

i liked the movie i thought it was better than venom 2

Damn right he does. He brings that hard humor! 😂🤣

This makes me really nervous about the Madame Webb and Kraven the Hunter movie. Either they may redeem the Sony-verse or they will be laughed at ironically for being so bad.

Zoobat?

@@daltonsharp6254 ZOOmBat

It could’ve been an actually good movie if the studio didn’t get so involved; imagine how it could’ve been if they went with the R rating.

And didn’t COVID-19 throw a wrench in the production as well? I’m pretty sure I heard that too

He didn't say that.

The issue is the guy is supposed to be the LIVING vampire, ergo there are undead vampires beside him. Maybe if there were in the movie instead of another him, it might have been smth. He needs a more interesting world to function an anti hero without interesting villains is weak sauce.

Deadpool is a rated R smash hit and he is the perfect example of an antihero! Sony had the template! Disney accepted Deadpool into the MCU!

I watched the movie, and I didn't hate it? It was good even? I would dare say it's closer to what Venom should have been, considering venom turned into 'save world get girl' Is it simply because a bunch of comic fans are yelling about another different/bad adaptation? Yall will get over this as fast as you did Cap and Iron man being on the wrong sides of civil war

My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.

I know a Morbius fan who think the characterisation of Morbius was done fine, it was just the script that was bad

Good, i wasn't the only one creeped out

He was honestly great in Last Night in Soho, if you haven't watched this movie. His character can be as charming as legitimately creepy.

He can do dark pretty well too

sony really wants to bank on the ......hero genre (surprise surprise sigh).....

He's one of biggest hams who's ever hammed. xD

@@SukiNoKoe His performance gave me trichinosis. .... LOOK IT UP, DAMMIT!!! *points angrily at the Internet*

I think Matt Smith is cute. I had a crush on the 11th Doctor. I would give him the passionate kiss. 🥰

Matt Smith was honestly the best thing about the movie.

True but that’s what I liked about Matt Smith’s Performance because I definitely know he brings a lot of Doctor Who Vibes to the Character Milo which is Amazingly done and honestly is One Of The Best Sony Villain Characters and also One Of My Favourite MARVEL Villains and also One Of My Favourite Villains Of All Time

It happened. Just like Twilight except it was less hilarious.

@@thevine2010 Lmao, are there really some of you out there *still* shitting on Twilight??

This might be the most perfect review for the movie I’ve ever seen

@@thevine2010 You mean no sparkling vampires? What has the world come too :(

It does exist

Same here I thought that while it was far from a great superhero film it was by far the worst It didn’t bore me and kept me entertained. Also loved the theme of fighting his inner self

Honestly, I thought Venom 2 was worse. Not that it was good, but I expected Green Lantern level bad.

If this had been an MCU movie people wouldn’t have clowned on it as much and it would be and would be in the same place as Eternals

It WAS and is a dumpster fire in bland, mundane, boring, overrated leto.....no hook uninspired writing, cringe laughable bad writing(its morbin time was actually said its not just a meme mocking it he literally said that ultra cringe 6 year old fanfiction level line

It makes me sad he hasn’t had a big break with a Film franchise

Everyone who's seen this movie has said the same thing; that Smith was the best part of the movie. Whether what he's in is good or bad, he clearly has a lot of fun in the role he's given and throws his everything into it

Yes he is. I’m very interested to see his portrayal of Deamon Targaryen in HOTD. That’s a serious role (which he can do very well) yet he also does campy and silly very well.

Thank You. Yes I had lots of fun

Too bad his tenure in Dr Who was plagued by terrible writing.

You can see he's clearly having fun and as a result he steals every scene he's in. Even the serious moments are done quite well

Surprising seeing how Smith has talked about how blindsided and confused he was on set. When he was hired he spent some time researching the character from the comics so he could get a better understanding of him and play him the best. But then on the day he started filming they told him they’d changed near everything about the character to the point where his comic name of Loxius Crown gets thrown out in mere minuets by young Morbius’ stupid “you’re new Milo” shit

@@mrcritical6751 mark of a good actor. He did the best with what he was given. And even amongst confusion and bullshit he delivered a great memorable performance.

Matt Smith is like: "This movie's gonna be a train wreck. Might as well enjoy the ride."

@@jm5887 fr he was way too good for this movie 💀

I was today years old when I learned the scene from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure where DIO slaughters a boatload of people who discover his coffin was a literary reference.

@@ChrisMerkelStudios It's also referenced in the hellsing anime

@@sasir2013 That must have been Hellsing Ultimate (which I never finished), I don't remember it in the TV version.

Its also straight out of his first appearence. So its one of the main actually comic accurate things in the movie. That Morbius does kill people on a boat and then jump overboard.

It wasn't a flop...It made 170 million on a 70 million budget

@@lutherheggs451 Tell me you don't understand a thing about economics, without telling me you don't understand a thing about economics.

Isn’t that the plot from amazing Spider-Man 2

I could maybe get behind that if they set him up more as a deranged psycho, but in the movie it just seems like he instantly flips into this guy who hates everyone who ever loved him for no legitimate reason. he's a serial killer but thinks thats ok. even if he was just into serial killers or something id buy it more, or if they had a scene saying how the serum must have effected him differently

Literally made "It's Morbin' Time!" look like such a meme it was hucked out the window, truly a moment in cinematic history.

This is all over the comment section I don't get it

@@unstronzo3517 it’s to suggest that morbid is just a very bad movie we’re it’s made just for the sake of it with no thought put in to it

Hmm. Let's go with the title screen that says "A Movie" (It's from "A Goofy Movie")

The best Batman teams up with the worst Joker. Hijinks ensue. (orchestral theme plays)

Why didn’t they just get a disabled actor who knew how to use crutches then? They’re using CGI for the morbing scenes anyway, might as well justify it.

@@nomisunrider6472 That's... The studio wasn't the one making him act like this. This is just what Jared Leto does. They gave him the wheelchair because he refused to just act like a normal person for the few seconds it would take to walk normally to the restroom. Also, would just be freaking weird to try and do a reverse Steve Rogers thing through the whole (extremely hypothetical) series.

I'm surprised that he never drank real blood throughout the filming

@@bdpickett Ah, figured as much. Still if you want a disabled character, get someone who actually knows how to use crutches. I’m sure that guy would have had that problem solved on day one. And as for covering it up, maybe that could be a good thing, forcing the film crew to be inventive with how things are staged or rewriting things so the actor can work around it. It’s been done before (Chella Man played a hearing person in Titans, Bruce Hovak played a guy with extra senses in Star Trek, Ricardo Montalban got CGI’ed into an Iron Man suit in Spy Kids which looked terrible but with a better budget who knows), so they could do it here. Restriction forces creativity and this movie needs all the creativity it can get.

@@nomisunrider6472 Morbius is only disabled for the first half of the movie. Not even that.

Multiverse if madness was SUCH a huge waste of potential.

@@bZman yeah, it didn’t delve much into the multiverse aspect as we anticipated. It could’ve been another Spider-verse.

@@codered1132 it barely delved at all. The most multiversal stuff was the title and short cameos. What a waste

@@bZman I liked it, but I was always more interested in seeing a Doctor Strange movie done with Sam Raimi's style and Scarlet Witch as a villain than any of the multiverse stuff.

@@ForbiddenFruit73 if it was full Raimi I would have agreed. But it was neutered Raimi. Same as his Oz film. His last truly his own film was drag me to hell, and even that had studio interference. I regret to say he may reach the hights of the evil dead, darkman, or first two spiderman films again. Great director, but these days the studio controls too much.

I would say it's better.Have you seen the video where they put Gorr and Morbius on that?

Agreed, because Leto was in "Lord of War", as Nick Cage's coke-fiend brother and business partner. Only Nick Cage has the right amounts of charm and charisma to get you to root for an international weapons dealer. He also has a very Tom-&-Jerry rivalry with Ethan Hawke's ATF Agent character.

Jared Leto is a terrible singer and actor.He really is a punching bag.

Leto is amazing in Dallas Buyers Club. His role as a gay AIDS victim was so convincing, I thought he was legitimately a woman at times. He won best supporting actor for it, and he and Matthew McConaughey (who won best actor for the same film, the first time that happened in 10 years) both deserved their Oscars.

"You know what that means! Jared Leto Month!"

He also teamed up with Ghost Rider and some other weirdos back in the 90s to form something called the Midnight Sons. Even had his own comic where he was labelled as "the living vampire". The 90s was a crazy time for comic books I tellz ya.

So basically Morbius really could've been sympathetic, blood hungry (literally), and still have been a 'likeable marketable protagonist' if someone actually cared about the character and not trying to make a literal poor man's MCU?

@@wariodude128 the "Living Vampire" moniker is an important distinction for Morbius regardless of whether you're writing him as a villain or a hero, since his vampiric traits and abilities come from science gone wrong while he is still very much alive (as far as I'm aware) unlike the likes of Dracula who are proper undead vampires and also exist in marvel.

Didn't he team up with Blade and Black Cat in the 90s cartoon to stop other vampires?

Why not a evil villain who is really is evil. The sympathetic villain is a tired cliché.

@@mayotango1317 well no, I mean like how Lizard in the comics was evil, but Curt Conners remained as an alley with Spider-Man. I mean that type of situation. And what I meant to say was in the end, Morbius doesn't want the help, and he just leaves to be isolated.

Morbius could work to introduce Blade as well

@@mayotango1317 that's how he is in the comics

@@vikkidc3859 One of the SPIDER-MAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES episodes with Morbius in them introduced me to Blade. Then I saw his first movie, and said "WOW, he curses a lot! Me likey."

Requiem for a Dream is one of his best, many say. Along with Dallas Buyers Club

@@TheSSBBfan666 and panic room

I will say I've been probably one his bigger defenders. For a while he did choose some great projects. I feel like he got so much shit as an actor because of his role as the Joker in Suicide Squad (Some of it deserved but many more problems of it's own) when he was following the greatest Joker performance of all time in Heath Ledger.

@@johnenigma8506 Yeah, I liked that he was trying something different. When enough years have passed, I think people will be more lenient.

"It's Doug Funnie Time"

As someone who's not a Who-vian, I do want to ask, what would you saw to an American with a British accent as Doctor Who?

yes but matt was 11 not 10

@@tylermcmurray2232 he's not talking about Matt when he says the 10th. He was taking about Matt as someone who followed Tennant's act amazingly which is a feat since, as he said, 10 is widely considered the best

@@tntalchemist my bad just realized I totally misread that

Thank you

He was already a discount doctor so ironically he would be a discount kilgrave after tennant.

@@NeroLeMorte oh no, you did not just insult my boy like that! 11 was a great Doctor!

Thank you.

@@NeroLeMorte @Rudy Productions Holy Shit, I know very little about Doctor Who, so when I had that thought and later posted that comment I COMPLETELY FORGOT they were both Doctors 😂😂😂

Good Christ someone HAD to make that connection. Glad I wasn't the one to do it.

Should probably add bad before a lot of what the movie had

@@Charles12 What ?! No ! This is the movie of all time !

@@Charles12 its not a bad film it's great

When did he say that line?! I fell asleep so clearly I missed it. But when did it happen?

@@eddieolshefski6467 I can't believe you missed it, it was the best scene in the whole movie.

That’s my biggest issue too, the movie is bad but it’s not the worst movie ever made but it’s emblematic of Sony biggypacking off of Marvels success and holding some of their most iconic characters hostage Well that and the blatant false advertising that I’m shocked they haven’t been sued over

@@jonasquinn7977 Oh yeah, that false advertising about Vulture that made it seem like he'd have a main role only for him to merely be in two post-credits scenes that literally make no sense.

@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 and the blatant Spider-Man baiting

Venom 1 only.

@@eydk556 not really because a lot of people really like the second one too

Mom was awesome idk wtf your on

@@Troupe_Master I agree, but some people just like to whine

@@Troupe_Master I’m sorry Doctor Strange was in that film?

People seem to love to ignore that Leto is an academy award winner.

@@lutherheggs451 Yeah, I've seen him in a few movies, and was always happy with his performance (Girl, Interrupted, Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, and American Psycho). Maybe I'd feel different if I'd seen Suicide Squad.

It could’ve worked, if it wasn’t a Morbius movie, this could easily be reworked into a plot for Spider-Man 4 where Morbius is the main villain, hell it could even justify the return of Vulture

Hey, some of those early 2000s movies were a lot better than Morbius.

@@ThreadBomb totally agreed. Ironically the first thing that comes to my mind is Blade. But nothing coming out more recently reached the low point of, let's say, Catwoman. The worst we have now is something maybe from the Dceu. I won't give examples and will let people fill in the gaps themselves. But those aren't movies as fun to make fun of like those old 90s ones are. They don't suck because no one tried, they're just not great because everyone tried too hard.

@@leonardrodriguez1501 "They don't suck because no one tried, they're just not great because everyone tried too hard" Huh? "The worst we have now is something maybe from the Dceu" I'm guessing Man of Steel, Batman V Superman, or Josstice League.

@@dylansharp8471 exactly those. Like I said, they tried too hard. Took themselves way too seriously and forgot to make them any fun. That's why I wouldn't say they sucked, they just weren't great. The old school comic book movies as I remember them i could always tell that no one cared. Why the frick did the main characters play a whole game of basketball with terrible editing? Eh, we were five minutes short of theatrical running time. What did it have to do with catwoman? What's catwoman?

Daredevil had a director’s cut.

I had a good time too.

@@ebbderelict I had a morbin' time. (I'm sorry)

@@Code_Ax0 a morbin good time?

It was a 10/10 movie I loved it

A bad vampire movie is like a weak vacuum - it sucks in all the ways it shouldn't and none of the ways it should.

*my man*

Lol

I loved when Milo played the song Have sex (have sex)

Morbment

@@MiceWithLice Give this man a morbillion dollars for coming up with that.

That scene pales in comparison to Gandalf leading the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to Asgard to rescue Spiderman from the Debt Collector who'd seized control of Yggdrasil via the Power Infinity Gem to force all the in debt college graduates to work for him as wage slaves to rebuild the Galactic Empire.

@@meganparrish807 Yeah, that scene was awesome.

Intriguing!