I met Rob Schneider at the Laugh Factory in LA a couple months ago and asked him about the sea shells. His reply: "They still haven't told me."
@titusmccarthy8 жыл бұрын
What is Rob Schneider doing at a place called the Laugh Factory?
@niallreid76648 жыл бұрын
+Titus McCarthy Trying to burn it down.
@titusmccarthy8 жыл бұрын
I would've thought he'd be refused entry for being so painfully unfunny.
@titusmccarthy7 жыл бұрын
***** +1000000
@MutaScale7 жыл бұрын
From what i hear, he's one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, so while it'd be fun to sock him in the face for... 80% of his filmography, I'd also feel bad about it too.
@timokampwerth19964 жыл бұрын
"Is it a comedy? Is it an action film? Is it smart commentary? Is it dumb Violence?" only valid answer: Yes.
@Mountainkaiju0043 жыл бұрын
Too which one yes
@Zelink1082 жыл бұрын
“Smart Commentary” I think you mean just more bullshit US political ranting.
@SilverHairedFreak252 жыл бұрын
We in the art department call it "a happy accident".
@kylemorello47872 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite answer.
@Jfreek50502 жыл бұрын
Correction IT IS PROPHECY
@LordBaktor4 жыл бұрын
I actually like that Spartan's advice at the end is "well, you'll figure it out". He is encouraging them to learn to think by themselves instead of listening to a figurehead.
@louisduarte87633 жыл бұрын
In the words of Brian Cohen: "Listen, you don't need to follow me! You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to work it out for yourselves! You're all individuals!" Crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
@LordBaktor3 жыл бұрын
@@louisduarte8763 One of the most underrated moments in Life of Brian.
@seansilv252 жыл бұрын
And in the words of Ezio Auditore: “We don’t need anyone to tell us what to do. Not the Savonarola, not the Medici. We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us... To many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose, whatever YOU think is true, that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way. Do not follow me, or anyone else”
@MrMarinus18 Жыл бұрын
It's kind of ironic to call that Spartan as it was absolutely against Spartan values. Sparta was one of the most ultimate displays in crushing individualism and free thought. Spartan men were absolutely discouraged from figuring anything out on their own. They are only there to serve the people who matter and their fellow men. Sparta was the master of the Phalanx and in a phalanx individual fighting ability is almost entirely meaningless, the only thing that matters is the cohesion of the unit as a whole.
@davidjsaul Жыл бұрын
@@MrMarinus18 I'm sure they just called him Spartan because it sounded cool, not because his great grandad was Kratos.
@Logovanni4 жыл бұрын
A future where people are afraid of touching each other and no toilet paper. Oh man
@amehak19224 жыл бұрын
EirikurDC so we'll find out how the sea shells work soon.
@MonaGC.4 жыл бұрын
@@amehak1922 it was told in 2006. 2 are used to push whatever is on the sides to the middle. The 3rd is used to grab that all
@valkiron114 жыл бұрын
They defunded the police, too
@afrog26664 жыл бұрын
No, El Gusanillo Del Juego is pretty much on point with that one
@elizabethtrudgill35674 жыл бұрын
They knew.
@Lunaneko.148 жыл бұрын
Reporter: "What can you say about destroying a 7 million dollar mall for a girl who's ransom is only $24,000?" Little Girl: "Fuck You Lady!!!!" Best line ever
@streetman237 жыл бұрын
Ashley McGuire so true. Could not stop laughing when I first heard it
@maggiew.27557 жыл бұрын
Seriously, fuck reporters like that.
@MarvelKing-ie2tu7 жыл бұрын
"Give him all our money"
@hitmanwolf7 жыл бұрын
not only is the girl's line funny, but the fact that most Hero Movies were pretty much over-using that cliche. it was a joke within a joke.
@manoftruth09357 жыл бұрын
I say "Merica bitch!"
@FlurryJoe8 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when the little girl said "Fuck You" to that reporter. My God, movies back then were epic.
@Shangori8 жыл бұрын
'But at least we don't let dirty words destroy our children anymore' ~Tumblr
@Cybermat478 жыл бұрын
+Shangori you realise that tumblr is mostly porn, right?
@umbra10918 жыл бұрын
+Shangori a prime example of not knowing how to make a joke but trying anyway
@davidclark85348 жыл бұрын
+Cybermat47 I see no problems with that. Futa be praised (soul ascension)
@fedos8 жыл бұрын
+Cybermat47 Seriously, who uses Tumblr for anything other than porn?
@illiniguy344 жыл бұрын
At this time with everyone buying all the damn toilet paper, I too would like to know how to use the 3 seashells.
@fingolfirn81894 жыл бұрын
Another prediction of The movie.
@JediPeaceWalker4 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought also.
@__Insanity_4 жыл бұрын
I want to like it but I don't wanna ruin the 69
@remyrichardson86144 жыл бұрын
@@__Insanity_ Then let's try to get it to 420!
@jinifith3 жыл бұрын
They must have bidet that has voice recognition in it. Wash, Dry, Stop, etc. Demolition Man also came to my mind as pandemic progressed.
@alexconn74735 жыл бұрын
I always thought that the three shells were really just buttons that initiated different kinds of cleaning procedures for one's rear end like rinse, deep clean and quick cleaning
@heatherreagan80784 жыл бұрын
I figured that one squirted you with water to rinse everything off, the second blasted air to dry, and the third was a squirt of perfume.
@TheMoose1264 жыл бұрын
I'm interested in hearing more about this "Deep Cleaning" feature you speak of..
@cjwrench074 жыл бұрын
Just advanced bidets incorporated into the toilet, like you can buy in Japan and S.Korea. Soap - Rinse - Blow dry.
@kylemendoza88603 жыл бұрын
@@heatherreagan8078 I think the third one does that. I believe the first two pull the fecal matter out. Just my theory.
@VJK1023 жыл бұрын
Maybe the movie forsaw One Piece's Dials
@gothamsreckoning83916 жыл бұрын
But Stallone can’t break the law because... HE IS THE LAAAWW!
@elijahjarman28375 жыл бұрын
The log?
@TheAtemAndrew5 жыл бұрын
@@elijahjarman2837 The lawn?
@elijahjarman28375 жыл бұрын
@@TheAtemAndrew the lag?
@Joneth_Piptne5 жыл бұрын
Ha 🤣✌️
@scottbelmont00445 жыл бұрын
he is the lol
@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN8 жыл бұрын
I always thought the three sea shells were buttons to activiate a bidet, wipe and air drier.
@neildivins28448 жыл бұрын
I think you grab 2 of the seashells and grab the third with the seashells and use the third as a shit-scoop
@orlock208 жыл бұрын
Water, air and flush.
@Team_BaM8 жыл бұрын
I always thought when you put them together they created a tiny laser that only destroys poo. :p No, but seriously. When I heard what a bidet was years after seeing the movie my first thought was "Oh that's what the three seashells were."
@BirdRaiserE8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was rough (for when you've just started cleaning), fine (for getting what's left) and buttplug (for extra good cleaning).
@Achillez0988 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, that is probably the best theory I have heard yet. Thank you good sir, I have finally discovered the most likely explanation for the 3 seashells (and I am not even kidding), my life is now complete
@DrDolan20004 жыл бұрын
"So I can't eat chicken or steak, I can swear, I can't even have physical sex with anyone?" "Yes" "PUT ME BACK IN THE FREEZER!!"
@theonecalledvino81654 жыл бұрын
Sounds like 2020
@johnmichaelchance11514 жыл бұрын
Also we are running low on toilet paper, where are the shells?
@zaphael05 жыл бұрын
Me in 2009: "Wow this movie is dumb..." Me in 2019: ".......This movie is kinda terrifying."
@Samwise_Ass4 жыл бұрын
Why's that?
@PannierLaw4 жыл бұрын
Sam Christenson ,Because our society is becoming more, and more like the one in this movie
@randomguy25184 жыл бұрын
Crossed with Idiocrocy
@sandman299us4 жыл бұрын
And because of the changes in the climate and weather patterns, we will end up eating a food substitute like Soylent Green.
@LittleTed10004 жыл бұрын
@@sandman299us That's not going to happen. The price of food will rise. If you live in a rich country you'll be fine. If you live in a poor country you'll face food shortages (especially protein) and malnutrition. You don't get soylent green unless you can pay for it. If you can pay for it you can pay for actual food.
@friday64487 жыл бұрын
He "outlawed all crime"...? Who knew that all we had to do to achieve world peace was to just make crime illegal?
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
Man, I thought it was obvious.
@halojoe10285 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought
@drumguy13845 жыл бұрын
An outlaw is someone who is cast out of society. Friendly and the others in the underground are outlaws. Outlawing crime doesn't mean making crime illegal. It means outlawing anyone who commits a crime. Crime by definition is illegal. Outlawing crime literally means permanently removing anyone who commits crime from society.
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
@@drumguy1384 That sounds something close to what North Korea does. Except that the Country in question tortures them in a concentration camp with their family and their descendants for THREE GENERATIONS.
@drumguy13845 жыл бұрын
Starman Gaming, I don't think so. Cocteau's Utopia would gladly allow any of the underground dwellers to leave if they agreed to never return. Outlaws are still free, arguably more free than their counterparts. Not so in "Best Korea".
@evilemster30478 жыл бұрын
"But he didn't say 'Would you kindly' " Love it :D
@personalyoutubeorwhatever8 жыл бұрын
Agreed it was amazing
@Herba28 жыл бұрын
"Would You Kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch...."
@TheToxicRose8 жыл бұрын
raido stacic agrred
@droideka18908 жыл бұрын
dem Bioshock references
@Darth_Melek8 жыл бұрын
"A man chooses a slave obeys"
@BrendanJSmith4 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of Doug’s best reviews ever.
@Vyndora4 ай бұрын
I want to go back to work yelling “MAN” to every guy I work with. 😂
@ChannelAwesome4 ай бұрын
You gotta do it
@AgentVamp5 жыл бұрын
I found the answer from Stallone and the writer himself in an interview! Q: For the love of all that is good and Holy. How do you use the 3 seashells?! A: OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what's left with the third. You asked for it... Be careful what you ask for, sorry.
@AshleeSage19985 жыл бұрын
So basically, Tamara was correct
@thomastakesatollforthedark22315 жыл бұрын
This was the translated version. This is his real answer "bluhbakklaushailaluahahalauahauhahauauha sorry"
@pedrogonzalez57415 жыл бұрын
Yea thats stupid
@thomastakesatollforthedark22315 жыл бұрын
Pedro Gonzalez what else could it be?
@pedrogonzalez57415 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 i dont know but not like that
@ByrneMJames8 жыл бұрын
Funny how Pizza hut won the franchise wars in the european version.
@mkratos178 жыл бұрын
I think it's part of the joke that the worst franchises should win out. the only way this happens is through mergers and acquisitions because they are both terrible.
@ByrneMJames8 жыл бұрын
I hadnt thought about it that way. A satirisation of corporate culture... The bit I think is funny is unintentional tho The actors didnt do different takes for different product placement. The editors just overdubbed the bits where they say taco bell and its really obvious. You can see Stallone saying taco bell, moving his head to emphasise the syllables in the name... but you hear (plainly some other guy saying) pizza hut.
@mkratos178 жыл бұрын
ByrneMJames that's funny it might have been unintentionally done lol another thing they might have predicted is the rise of celebrity politicians the governator comes to mind
@ByrneMJames8 жыл бұрын
yeah half the cast of Predator becoming governers. Demolition man was fairly prescient
@daogenify7 жыл бұрын
In Sweden the subtitles just says Pizza Hut. Pretty fucking stupid.
@comiccinema81773 жыл бұрын
4:38 I am appalled that I’ve seen nobody talk about Malcolm’s gestures here. They are absolutely perfect and so fucking hilarious.
@rickyray27943 ай бұрын
LOL, same here. That part always makes me belly laugh.
@ZergrushEddie3 жыл бұрын
The “I dunno, you’ll figure it out” is pretty inline with the character. He’s a a tough-guy cop from 1996 that has no damn idea how this failed-utopia came about, what diplomacy could he give than to tell the authoritarian “lighten up” and the anarchist “take a shower”?
@ced2145 жыл бұрын
He disguises himself as Dennis Rodman the menace 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I literally spit soda everywhere
@jaretthacker90585 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment but its better leaving it at 69
@jasondyrkacz82704 жыл бұрын
@@jaretthacker9058 You can like it now.
@triggaj4y3 жыл бұрын
When they getting dragged out of court and he yelled he didn’t pay his taxes that’s what got me 😂
@TheOnlyTherazan7 жыл бұрын
"Is it a comedy, is it an action film, is it smart commentary, is it dumb violence?" It's the proof none of the above is mutually exclusive.
@GintaSuiseiseki6 жыл бұрын
And it is soon to be reality....in.....the same California.. what a time to live.
@ZELYNER3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, In Cyberpunk 2077, protagonists toilet is equipped with 3 seashells and no toilet paper... the legend lives on
@spittinvenom96713 жыл бұрын
🐚🐚🐚
@zienwolf3 жыл бұрын
You're gonna need the 3 seashells to clean up that mess of a game.
@Tie-dyed-wisdom5 жыл бұрын
Ironically Taco Bell is the only restaurant and there’s no toilet paper in this future
@redhood58944 жыл бұрын
Yeah.oh no
@timothywest76984 жыл бұрын
There's the 3 SHELLS
@LucianDevine4 жыл бұрын
@@timothywest7698 How well do the 3 sea shells work with diarrhea?
@timothywest76984 жыл бұрын
@@LucianDevine the world may never know
@MildTabascofries4 жыл бұрын
This comment ages very well with the current toilet paper shortage
@DesertBloodRose4576 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you lady!" Best line in the movie, and also the most relatable line in the movie as well.
@Jirwemthegreat8 жыл бұрын
So... This movie is dated... But also ahead of it's time..? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!?
@Xahnel8 жыл бұрын
+Jirwemthegreat That's called 'timeless'.
@the_sultan73338 жыл бұрын
Sorcery of the warp
@pheunithpsychic-watertype98817 жыл бұрын
Like 2001. alien. Blade runner and network
@TheNervousAnna6 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote it saw the bullshit coming a mile away and tried to warn us with this film
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
I think that's why people liked "Cell," that Stephen King film about where all devices turns humanity into raving zombies. It's dated from the use of flip phones and smart phones, but timeless becuase it teaches us not to become absorbed into our devices.
@andresreydecastro4 жыл бұрын
The timeline of the future, as predicted by movies: Demolition Man, Mad Max, Judge Dredd, Starship Troopers.
@sophiam20954 жыл бұрын
@TomeOfBattle Actually. given the Earth has recovered environmentally, that makes Judge Dread a little easier to enjoy. A lot easier actually.
@pterodactylx31002 жыл бұрын
Do you know a site where we can download the whole film? Thanks
@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 Жыл бұрын
In that.order. Starship troopers is what happens when a pvssified, delusional and evil elite ruins the society and an authoritarian rule has to emerge in response to clean the mess and put everything back on track.
@LittleMAC785 жыл бұрын
Demolition Man is a satire masquerading as an action movie in a similar vein to the first Robocop movie or Paul Verhooven's other satire action piece "Starship Troopers". The gag about Schwarzenegger in the movie was repaid in Last Action Hero where Stallone was pictured as the Terminator. None of the films mentioned are the most subtle of satirical films which is why I always wondered why people struggled to see what they were.
@Tornado19944 жыл бұрын
Demolition Man WORKED. Last Action Hero Did NOT work.
@jasondyrkacz82704 жыл бұрын
@@Tornado1994 Last Action Hero wasn't that bad though.
@HeleentheArcane4 жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 yeah, I really liked how it mocked the clichés of action movies.
@Tornado19944 жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 LAH was boring,contrived,forced,convoluted and terrible. I HATED it and still do.
@neubro14484 жыл бұрын
Funny in Twins when Arnold walks by a Rambo poster.
@dpop09236 жыл бұрын
HEY I resent that joke about LA in 1996 We looked like that in 1997
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg6 жыл бұрын
A lot of it had to do with arsonists though. If I recall correctly there was a prolific arsonist in CA that set hundreds of fire before he was caught. Also, let's not forget mother nature hates CA. So if it wasn't a person doing it, it was the police force shooting and killing and beating black people for being black.
@dragoninthewest15 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Wait.. what?
@seriousbismuth21735 жыл бұрын
*....oof*
@Pennsyltucky845 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for black.
@grubbybum36144 жыл бұрын
What's the point of this channel? If you're feeling nostalgic, just rewatch the movie. This video is just spoilers.
@kommo18 жыл бұрын
I always thought, that the sea shells were just fancy buttons. You know, for those fancy ass showers. One button for cleaning, one for desinfecting and the last for drying.
@GLIEPNIR8 жыл бұрын
O.O that...does make some sort of sense...
@Gojiragon8 жыл бұрын
FINALLY, SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT TO ME! GOD, THANK YOU!!
@lillianacrouch34618 жыл бұрын
No, our 1st sea shells use miniature vibrating ultrasounds that cause the "stuff" to loosen off the cheeks. The secondary plays vibrant music that causes relaxation in the intestines allowing ease in the bowel movements, the third uses a miniature molecular ray that fries and transports what is left to the nearest bio recycling plant for power or farmers. We in the future have video plans for children birthed in our Children's Development Facility about the three sea shells.
@ergotempusvernum8 жыл бұрын
Same here. I thought they were button/levers that operated a bidet with each controlling the strength of the spray since that seemed like the most logical conclusion.
@Draukagrissah8 жыл бұрын
>stuff Poooop.
@thegameknight89164 жыл бұрын
As I said, there is an example of one of my favorite TV Tropes in this film, the trope in question being "Even Evil Has Standards." Simon Phoenix, in spite of how psychotic, sadistic, sociopathic and just plain evil he is, despises Cocteau _vehemently._ From things like Cocteau's belief that free will is a pox to how he turned California into an overly sensitive, restrictive state, it is quite clear that if Simon Phoenix was able to, he'd *gladly* shoot the bastard dead himself. How I see it: Though Cocteau see's Simon as a justified means to his diabolic end, Simon Phoenix is at least straight about his villainous life. He wears it like a badge of pride. And he despises Cocteau because he's a lying, vile hypocrite who wants to squash free will and freedom of choice. As Simon Phoenix says: "You can't take away peoples rights to be assholes."
@thomastakesatollforthedark22312 жыл бұрын
People healthy, happy, and not hurting one another? Oh what a vile hypocrite
@thomastakesatollforthedark22312 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 yes. That's my point
@thomastakesatollforthedark22312 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 also, does your first message not appear for you?
@ZombieWilfred2 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 The Scraps are people, too... People whom Cocteau would happily murder for not wanting to live under his regime. So yeah, he is indeed a vile hypocrite...
@jeancaron9325 Жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 People Just give-up their Free Will and Accepted their Slavery,Are YOU Willing to Do this.
@coalcreekdefense81064 жыл бұрын
I know everyone's been making "welcome to current year" jokes ever since this came out, but it's really never been funnier than spring of 2020. We're literally afraid to touch each other and nobody has toilet paper. It's perfect!
@MrMovieRecaps4 жыл бұрын
Coal Creek Defense who would have thought it would age so well and be a prediction of our current situation! Show me how the 3 sea shells work and we are sorted lol
@joeycoe85 Жыл бұрын
Also, DEATH STRANDING. A world where people are completely shut off from each other, and reliant on DELIVERY DRIVERS to survive! It actually released just a few months BEFORE the pandemic hit.
@calamusgladiofortior28146 жыл бұрын
Demolition Man and Idiocracy are a perfect pairing of social commentary on today's world.
@daelen.cclark5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the writers of this movie found out about how surprisingly accurate they were?
@cjwrench074 жыл бұрын
Arthur Williams The US mostly, not the world. We’re pretty much the same in Canada, with only a slight turn to the Left politically.
@davidtucker94984 жыл бұрын
@@cjwrench07 "slight turn" to the Left... Canada just fined a comedian $42,000 for telling a JOKE about a disabled person a DECADE ago... Your Prime Minister is a guy who insists on saying "peoplekind" instead of "mankind", yet repeatedly and publicly wore blackface... Yeah, this movie's society IS Canada today...
@ellnats4 жыл бұрын
especially the later
@thenameless23794 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy is by far the scariest movie for me because it is definitely what is happening in today's society
@disobey56156 жыл бұрын
That moment wen you realize Demolition Man predicted the future
@HunterStiles6515 жыл бұрын
@ScentlessApprentice7 Necro, but I don't think this is what America would be like if Hilary won. I think just said what the SJWs wanted to hear to get elected and then once she was in the White House she would've done whatever the hell she wanted.
@sandernielsen80185 жыл бұрын
Just wondered if Demolition Man was one of those films that Kim Jong Il thought was documentaries ?
@SorchaSublime5 жыл бұрын
As someone who would probably qualify as an "sjw" by yalls standards saying that we want this movie to happen is like saying right wingers want total recalls version of mars.
@cavemancult19995 жыл бұрын
I-Is this comment thread for real? Me reading this is more like the dystopian flick then reality, like bruv, leave the house for once
@SorchaSublime5 жыл бұрын
@@cavemancult1999 irk lol
@rocketgroot43118 ай бұрын
*2023 And Yep..* *this still holds up*
@evolv.e Жыл бұрын
I had this movie on Laserdisc. Imagine the added joy I get when Huxley exclaims “you’re even better in real life than Laserdisc”. The circle is complete.
@Stonestreamdubs7 жыл бұрын
I TRULY UNDERSTAND THE THREE SEASHELLS!!! It's NOT the shells themselves! It's what's underneath them! Under each shell is a jet. The first jet is water. The 2nd is soap for both the ass and vag/balls. And the 3rd one is a vacuum to vacuum away and dry the area! I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!!!
@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்7 жыл бұрын
Nonsense, they all just have paper towels and Stallone doesn't know how to open them.
@swordpanda7panda7957 жыл бұрын
actually you have" there's a campaign to kickstart such a alternative means of cleaning your private areas.
@nez49407 жыл бұрын
It's not 😂 the writers said they literally just looked at a bathroom and saw people have seashells so they made it a joke.
@TruBeliever4Life7 жыл бұрын
holy crap that makes sense lol
@lowercase217 жыл бұрын
That's what those Japanese toilets do.
@wirelad20078 жыл бұрын
Sandra Bullock in the 90's...... what a hottie
@beastiebear72317 жыл бұрын
Wire2904 she doesn't age either
@lemmythebulldog88127 жыл бұрын
Wire2904 sucks about her personality though, fuckin selfish ungrateful princess
@gedaman6 жыл бұрын
She's a beauty for sure.
@STNeish6 жыл бұрын
Indeed, she still is stunning.
@redbigun6 жыл бұрын
She was adorable in this movie.
@TaliaIGhul4 жыл бұрын
Raymond Cocteau = SJWs Simon Phoenix = Internet Trolls John Spartan = Everyone Else
@gato234 жыл бұрын
Edgar Friendly = Everyone Else Spartan is the Government.
@habijjj4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that even Simon Phoenix thinks cocteau is evil as shit at worst Phoenix wanted the freedom to do what he pleased even if it was bad
@takuansoho58363 жыл бұрын
"- Be well !" "- Be fucked !"
@irishdc95233 жыл бұрын
More like Cocteau= SJWs Friendly = internet trolls Phoenix = actual criminals Spartan everyone else
@TheMsLourdes Жыл бұрын
OK, the three seashells is straightforward. They are controls for the Bidet. One Spritzes the back, the other the front with less pressure, and the third activates the dryer in the seat. The fact that this is still a question *even after Sandra Bullock said as much in an article* is beyond me.
@miccmike93568 жыл бұрын
Breaking the law. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWGH
@personalyoutubeorwhatever8 жыл бұрын
Oh come on my better judgement tells me that joke is dreadful
@personalyoutubeorwhatever8 жыл бұрын
+Pixel Pinkie (INACTIVE) thanks
@kyo29758 жыл бұрын
The LAAAAAWWWWWWWW!
@Gokussjdensetsuno457 жыл бұрын
I AM THE LAWL
@BigEvil66867 жыл бұрын
Mispronouncing the word "law"....TWENTY YEARS!
@KodiakCaptures8 жыл бұрын
"PHOENIX!"
@thegreendoge8 жыл бұрын
PENIS!!!!
@zealotic92808 жыл бұрын
PENIS!!!!
@thelordofpotatoesd83308 жыл бұрын
CLEANEX
@Godzillamovie18 жыл бұрын
And the list goes on and on.
@TheNobody-ru5xg8 жыл бұрын
WRIGHT!!
@nova25125 жыл бұрын
20:43 *Catched isn’t a word. You were looking for the word caught*
@luckypunfire62633 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, good caught.
@dabiskitt3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@carmelofeliciano79154 жыл бұрын
Did Huxley predicted covid-19 when she was telling spartan about all the diceases that made it illegal to touch other people?
@TheKilroyman4 жыл бұрын
There are diseases far worse than corona that would fit that category; think about it.
@cjwrench074 жыл бұрын
I would blame the boomers. The over-65ers who were already spreading an epidemic of STIs since at least 2010; and now corona is killing them at rates way higher than anyone else
@Mikoyo158 жыл бұрын
if they made things that are bad for you illegal......why do they have taco bell?
@zeitgeistindustries17928 жыл бұрын
OHOOOOO SNAP SHOTS FIRED!!!
@jacksparrowismydaddy8 жыл бұрын
because they survived the franchise war. the pope probably takes bribes from them too.
@shudowwolf32568 жыл бұрын
The ultimate paradox...
@kyo29758 жыл бұрын
I think since Taco Bell was the remaining franchise, it was made to conform to the laws of better eating.
@fredlburrows8 жыл бұрын
I remember when I saw this at 10 I thought the franchise wars were a real "war" war, with killing lol.
@ECL28E6 жыл бұрын
Funny thing. Sandra Bullock's character was originally meant to be Stallone's daughter, all grown-up.
@brianbrush51075 жыл бұрын
That would have been an interesting twist
@editating_26144 жыл бұрын
@@brianbrush5107 Oldboy
@razatronidiotics94303 жыл бұрын
Wow messed up now that we think of it
@danielanderson83223 жыл бұрын
"What do Demolition Man and Star Wars have in common?" "I'd rather not think about it." "A Black supervillain connected to the hero's past." 🙄🙄🙄 Oh!
@Sinred12 жыл бұрын
oh god, 'I was frozen today!' such a legendary old joke from NC
@ShooterQ5 жыл бұрын
Didn't even cover my favorite line... "Give me a gun. Give me TWO guns."
@soomiesoom8 жыл бұрын
and ironically years later, Schwarzenegger became the governor of california
@NekoSoren8 жыл бұрын
Yet all of us wonder what it would have been if he became president
@jareththegoblinking31918 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trust a cyborg running that state
@tygonmaster7 жыл бұрын
+Kaagh178 I can already hear his re-election slogan. "I'LL BE BACK!"
@HorrorFan868 жыл бұрын
rob schnider: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS Me: NO DUH HE WAS JUST THAWED OUT SO HE WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT
@jacksparrowismydaddy8 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking they are buttons to have jets of water clean your ass.
@Bobbo638 жыл бұрын
so... what happens when you push all 3?
@HorrorFan868 жыл бұрын
+Bobby Fletcher DISASTERS
@jacksparrowismydaddy8 жыл бұрын
Bobby Fletcher I dunno but I hope it gets invented soon cause I wanna find out.
“Look, you can’t take away people’s right to be assholes.” An underrated quote that brings up a very good point as that’s what Cocteau as he plans to make slaves out of everyone under his utopia.
@northstar69204 жыл бұрын
"I've seen the future, you know what it is it's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around is his face pajama's drinking a banana broccoli shake singing I'm an Oscar Mayer wiener" - A Friendly guy
@tristanhartup49367 жыл бұрын
"Christ, I woke up in Canada!" Why does that make me laugh so much?
@Magdra6 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to be from Canada?
@LittleGoblinBastard6 жыл бұрын
because it's coming true
@aaronbarlow43766 жыл бұрын
True -Doh
@duckymomo79356 жыл бұрын
i really liked this movie, it's my favorite right now
@amanibob14166 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian and I'm sorry... Wait! That's a stereotype... Sorry! WAIT!!!
@omanisat72667 жыл бұрын
"That's right, he had it made! Then he.... had his maid, and was all downhill from there." Zing.
@purplerooart96266 жыл бұрын
Omanisat goodnight everybody
@DarthCruciare876 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, that is Colbert worthy.
@robertflores69274 жыл бұрын
LMAO. I've watched this several since it's come out. Just now realized it.. "HE DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES!"
@jp38134 жыл бұрын
13:39 is another prediction made by this movie even though it was a joke. In 2017, the REACT channel uploaded a video titled "Do College Kids Know 80s Action Movies?", in which people are shown posters w/ the titles removed. One of the reactors then said the following about The Terminator: "What? This is Arnold Schwarzenegger..... the governor. I don't know this movie, and I didn't know he acted." Let that sink in for a moment.
@tomf31504 жыл бұрын
Bttf Reagan
@shaider19822 жыл бұрын
Sort of what happened to Reagan in BTTF & The Philadelphia Experiement.
@jp38132 жыл бұрын
@@tomf3150 Reagan's fame as an actor wasn't as big as Arnold's.
@jp38132 жыл бұрын
@@shaider1982 Except Arnold was an iconic action star before going into politics.
@bt37432 жыл бұрын
@@jp3813 and he made like 3 good films and everything else was trash
@derptomistic6 жыл бұрын
The Franchise Wars were a dreadful time that left millions dead and millions more homeless. It all started when Wendy's started calling out McDonalds for their frozen hamburger meat, which began a small proxy war in South America for some reason. Then Burger King got involved and sent his legions of Patty Flippers into Spain for... some reason. Then KFC launched a nuke at Zimbabwe for reasons beyond comprehension. The war continued from there, with fronts being created in Africa, Europe, and Central America as the warring parties struggled for control. It all ended when Taco Bell built the Death Star and blew up Mars, the headquarters for McDonalds. Upon realizing this, the other factions backed down, and Taco Bell reigned supreme over the world's fast food. In celebration of this day, every holiday was replaced with Taco Day, which is on every Tuesday...
@SpaceCase1326 жыл бұрын
I honestly think it was a marketing war that caused every other franchise (except Taco Bell (or Pizza Hut, for international audiences)) to go bankrupt due to the excessive marketing, and many of the other smaller companies going bankrupt due to over-expansion. It may not be as exciting as a literal Franchise War, but it is slightly more believable.
@Ysckemia6 жыл бұрын
i'll stick with SirMan McDude's scenario... for some reason XD
@SpaceCase1326 жыл бұрын
Fair enough.
@Mrkabrat6 жыл бұрын
What about the Taco Heresy Wars? Between those adherent to Taco Tuesday and the followers of Taco Friday
@SpaceCase1326 жыл бұрын
The Taco Heresy Wars were somewhat exaggerated by the media of San Angeles. In reality, they were simply small skirmishes before they joined forces in eradicating their common enemy of Del Taco.
@grummanf-14tomcat86 жыл бұрын
"I love you!" "I was frozen toda-!" Dying!
@gamesmaster04595 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry to say that the world has changed to a sad Brady Bunch version of itself"... Truer words have never been spoken
@Tornado19944 жыл бұрын
Actually its "I'm Sorry to Say, that world has become a Pussy Whipped Brady Bunch Version of itself. Run by a buncha robed sissies."
@yetiornot57264 жыл бұрын
"Nothing spicy"?? I've got a bottle of Carolina Reaper sauce in my fridge and I'll clutch it til death like an Alabaman and their AR-15!
@cjwrench074 жыл бұрын
Just wait until your health insurance won’t cover you, because hot sauce has been linked to intestinal inflammation(a known precursor to many diseases and syndromes), and that’s a preexisting condition.
@nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын
I looove Culleys Carolina Reaper Sauce!
@nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын
@@cjwrench07 Bull, I’ve eaten spicy food for years and am healthy as a horse.
@cjwrench073 жыл бұрын
@@nhmooytis7058 Being healthy all these years while eating spicey food has nothing to do with it, for health/life insurance companies. Once they find a way out of covering you because of what they deem “a previously non-disclosed, high risk behaviour, that *could* have contributed to your claim”; you are fully and truly screwed.
@nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын
@@cjwrench07 oh BS. How are they going to find out I ate chilli peppers? Analyze my crap? And since when is eating spicy food been high risk behavior? Mexicans, Asians, Indians, all do. Grow up and grow a pair.
@hfactor667 жыл бұрын
A future where Taco Bell is the only restaurant? Fuck that!
@laslocurasdeemily49416 жыл бұрын
hfactor66 diarrhea all over the bathrooms
@milkywayflea4046 жыл бұрын
As the great Filthy Frank once said, "It's just Taco Bell, what could possibly go wrong?"
@redbigun6 жыл бұрын
That's so fake. Everyone knows Disney will own everything in 20 years.
@sandroedilashvili36517 жыл бұрын
But he didn't say 'Would you kindly' " :D
@Music_games_history7 жыл бұрын
Sandro Edilashvili SLAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
@Thecoolguy4637 жыл бұрын
Sandro Edilashvili I created...Rapture!!!
@deamonwolf41226 жыл бұрын
A man chooses
@dxmanforlife6 жыл бұрын
Sandro Edilashvili SLAAAAAAAAYEEEEER!!!
@juliebradwell74356 жыл бұрын
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, 1960
@MollyOKami3 жыл бұрын
We're LIVING in the Demolition Man prequel.
@tarfielarchelone26743 жыл бұрын
I guess missing a few steps
@ntomenicgiorgo35982 жыл бұрын
I've just come across this channel and this guy is mental! Keep it up.
@boredstudent7 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. it's funny, stupid and cool at the same time. I believe my favorite line was "we're police officers. we're not trained to handle this kind of violence"
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Ya we do not "murder death kill"
@jeremybarker55108 жыл бұрын
You know what? This movie is actually pretty good. I know nostalgia critic reviews bad movies, but this is an exception. Demolition Man is really good.
@jeremybarker55108 жыл бұрын
That's true, but that's what makes it enjoyable. The action does appear silly, the lines are weird, the acting is over the top, but this movie is one of my favorite fun movies.
@MatheusSM10008 жыл бұрын
He doesn't ALWAYS review bad movies, he sometimes review movies that are good (or that he likes) just because there's something funny to be said about the movie. Just like when he reviewed Blade or Commando.
@shelliblossom89536 жыл бұрын
He reviews moives we request good or bad
@tealnoise3 жыл бұрын
Almost seems like the world today
@jerseyheller22632 жыл бұрын
Demolition man wouldn’t have been made today
@grandpagohan16 жыл бұрын
According to Sly Stallone... Tamara was dead on the money.
@kris220b7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute John Spartan. John... John 117. Spartan... spartan armor.
@neonknights6 жыл бұрын
John Spartan = obvious Simon Phoenix = "reborn from the ashes" Lenina Huxley = "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, featuring a character named Lenina Crowne Raymond Cocteau = Jean Cocteau was a surrealist French poet / writer / filmmaker Edgar Friendly = obvious
@ninawilliams86 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by John Spartan = obvious? I get that the other characters may have been based on other people but this movie came out way before Halo did.
@frozenlizard33705 жыл бұрын
Holy shit....
@randomguy25185 жыл бұрын
Literally just had that thought like 3 days ago
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.5 жыл бұрын
Hmm... It would make sense Master Chief would be inspired somewhat by old action movie heroes... Though he technically is a Doomguy rip off but I won't get into that.
@_12k703 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, this is one of those movies that just...KEEPS. GETTING. MORE. RELEVANT. Like, does whoever made it saw into the future how the internet landscape would be?
@DoctorProph3t4 жыл бұрын
“Fuck you, Lady!” Forever best line in cinematic history.
@jesscerabm7 жыл бұрын
I'm with the critic on this one. I want to see a franchise war movie because that just looks freaking awesome and hilarious!
@emilykruger28445 жыл бұрын
J BarronMiller The Taco Bell commercial of Nacho Fries was based on the franchise wars from Demolition Man
@Will-nq3fo7 жыл бұрын
3 sea shells, they are actually just covering 3 buttons, one you push to flush number 1, one you push to flush number 2 and one you push to get a baday (spell?) spray wash. my theory when I was young anyway
@hoppyman117 жыл бұрын
Will J. That...Actually makes a whole lot of sense. Damn.
@richardsanchez91906 жыл бұрын
that's the most plausible thing ive ever heard
@sterlingmuse58086 жыл бұрын
I-am Awesomeness All of that kinda gets thrown out when you remember that there is still a toilet bowl there. The only thing the seashells replaced was toilet PAPER; if they acted as you said, the bowl would be superfluous.
@cookiemocher3886 жыл бұрын
Sterling Muse again, it's a future run by Tumblr, they're crazy enough to think of something that needlessly complicated, maybe the toilets are stronger at flushing in the future considering the possibility that more people could have been using "flushable" wipes then maybe moved to seashells
@VioletMoonfox4 жыл бұрын
I mean, the simplest answer is that the three sea shells are buttons. One for a normal bidet, one for a soapy bidet, and a final one for a floral-scented bidet.
@cavemancult19995 жыл бұрын
Some dude: What seems to be your boggle? :))) Phoenix: My boggle? *looks disgusted, still looking disgusted* His mind: Christ I woke up in Canada Hands down the funniest bit of the movie
@wolfpax1818 жыл бұрын
Hey! We can totally take a joke! Now take that back or I'll spin the wheel of Internet threats.
@minecraftninja16228 жыл бұрын
9
@wolfpax1818 жыл бұрын
the gaming ninja Tick tick tick... Awww, lazy racial slur comment. If you had spun the wheel slightly harder you might have gotten politically charged insult that leads to a massive hate filled thread for you to wallow in.
@minecraftninja16227 жыл бұрын
damn.
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura7 жыл бұрын
I'll have two spins.
@icydrag8 жыл бұрын
Kinda disappointed he didn't go with Wo-MEH-YAN! for Sigourney Weaver's.
@noahfortner27 жыл бұрын
tchae G I think that was part of the joke
@Alondro774 жыл бұрын
Critic: The above ground world is Tumblr, the underground is 4chan. Today: Tumblr is dead and 4chan reigns supreme, influencing global politics more powerfully than the media... This movie was a divine inspiration... either that or somebody did actually manage to turn a Dolorian into a time machine...
@Thecamper01313 жыл бұрын
Nearly after 30 years, we are still getting easter eggs and reference to these bloody seashells, just played cyberpunk 2077 the other day, went inside V's bathroom and saw the god damn 3 seashells sitting there.
@powegger28 жыл бұрын
to clarify the three seashells are buttons on a combination toilet bidet. one rinses one flushes one dries. the reference was made to confuse americans because we simply never use bidets and to my knowledge there is not one that combines both currently but in a future world where water reduction and recycling is in high demand it makes perfect sense to combine the two.
@WR3ND8 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Crocodile Dundee: "It's for washing your backside, right?" Seems legit.
@VIIStar8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just assumed they were fancy buttons for a bidet - or like the controls on a japanese toilet
@Tiberius111111118 жыл бұрын
so basicly it's japan toilet then huh that simple
@DemonBoy32237 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the _Last_ _Airbender_ Disaster of 2010. As one of the many lucky survivors, I still get nightmares about that day. A lot of people died. How many didn't have to?
@anirudhviswanathan39867 жыл бұрын
George Bean No one had to. I saw it for 5 minutes and never look at it ever again. The PAIN!!! THE AGONYYYYT!!!
@DemonBoy32237 жыл бұрын
You dodged a bullet, the trauma would've been much, much worse.
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
And that movie was only a 3rd of the story imagine how bad the Trilogy would have been.
@sammich90810 ай бұрын
Let’s all keep in mind that KZfaq demonetized and took down a video of Mr.Beast that used less than a second of animation from the internet, yet this has been on the site since 2015 and hasn’t been taken down for what was shown at 16:07
@andrewvasquez65726 жыл бұрын
What if this was a prequel to judge dredd
@plasmaoctopus17285 жыл бұрын
that actually seems somewhat plausible
@charleswoodsongoat12587 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this movie but it looks fucking brilliant
@gedaman6 жыл бұрын
Charles WoodsonGOAT It really is a gem from the 1990s, a lot like how great Hard Target is from 1993.
@Nyerguds6 жыл бұрын
I saw it recently. I thought it was genius. The whole Noodle-Incident-like seashells joke was so silly, and him cursing to get the fine-distributor to dispense "toilet paper" was hilarious.
@Onsvaltti6 жыл бұрын
You need to watch it, it still is amazing movie!
@theycallmedrp6 жыл бұрын
Charles WoodsonGOAT Oh, this movie is great. Watched it a hundred times.
@orlanzo26216 жыл бұрын
It was honestly my favorite movie as a kid for the longest back in the day. I still watch it every so often. Lol.
@queerandintears8323 жыл бұрын
No matter how much I watch this the ending still kills me 💀 "The world will call you a hero, I'll marry you & mooch off your money!" 😂😂
@Nefarius4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Doug Walker. This is absolutely one of my favorite movies of all time. It's the flick that inspired me to become an actor. I loved how he knew what had to be done.
@cuppajoe20066 жыл бұрын
In the international version, Taco Bell was replaced by Pizza Hut, as sit was thought that PH was more internationally known. All Taco Bell logos were digitally replaced by the Hut.
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
Why did we get stuck with Tex-Mex Fast Food in our version, instead of near-good pizza, salad and breadsticks with soda?
@ShawnSandiego5 жыл бұрын
Internationally speaking this made total sense. I've never encountered a Taco Bell anywhere in Europe, but found Pizza Huts in every country I've been to.
@Jalaxy_Pro4 жыл бұрын
Ik this was a year ago, but I saw the Pizza Hut version, and I realized that there is one part where they forgot to replace it, which was on the logos on the door of the resturant
@ianashby14494 жыл бұрын
I have the Pizza Hut version of the dvd
@chefboiarby3044 жыл бұрын
I was surprised when the guy said Taco Bell expecting him to say Pizza Hut during the review.
@K4p4o7 жыл бұрын
Denis Leary as the leader of the resistance is brilliant casting. Of course he would be the leader of the 4chan to their tumblr.
@redbigun6 жыл бұрын
That monologue is one of the greatest things I've seen in a film.
@jacksparrowismydaddy6 жыл бұрын
and he's really sold me on buckets of cheese
@punk_rock_music_teacher4 жыл бұрын
2020 the great seashell shortage during the pandemic
@scxrcho25043 жыл бұрын
>"emotions are for the weak" >uses Rambo as a reference Has critic seen the end of First Blood??
@louisduarte87633 жыл бұрын
That poster was from Rambo: First Blood Part II
@miroxcubeyotp21756 жыл бұрын
"My god, a future where everyone is sensitive, can't take a joke, and obsessed with the past? It's a future run by Tumblr!". No, it's the present.
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg6 жыл бұрын
At least we won't have the Nazis and KKK calling black people the N word.
@rosehearttoxic16916 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the movies future, the movie was made back in 1996
@maxwelsh61216 жыл бұрын
@@rosehearttoxic1691 actually , it was set in the futurist nihilist year 1996 It was made in 1993- 'when we still had time to change'
@winterweasel4256 жыл бұрын
yeah insted were gonna call whites craquers.
@canadianmegatron93985 жыл бұрын
So yeah a future ran by tumblr
@14DAVEYO5 жыл бұрын
Demolition Man is one of my favorites I remember being 11 years old seeing this movie theater. Watching it now at 33 years old and a big comic book fan this is totally Batman and Robin remixed. Wesley Snipes in my opinion plays "the Joker"better than anyone ever has watch this movie and you'll see what I mean. Stallone is like a more hardcore "Batman" haha and even Bullock is like "robin"
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Female Robin not many of those even in comics.
@danielanderson8322 Жыл бұрын
Carrie Kelly?
@TheDude-z7yАй бұрын
Just watched this again today and just noticed the “he didn’t pay his taxes” joke lol.
@dylanlafreniere34793 жыл бұрын
The ironic thing about the three shells was it was used for longer than we’ve used “toilet paper” in the modern since. A stick and leafs, sea shells, toilet paper is a modern luxury we don’t even question.
@grabple95903 жыл бұрын
That isn't ironic.
@briantolley11009 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how the FUCK do the 3 seashells work??
@andersevenrud9 жыл бұрын
Brian Tolley Daniel Waters said: "I won't tell you the actual secret, but I'll tell you where it came from. There's a scene where Stallone has to use a restroom. I'm trying to come up with futuristic things you'd find in there. I was having trouble, so I called my buddy, another screenwriter across town, asked him if he had any ideas. Ironically enough that guy was taking a dump when he answered the phone, looked around his bathroom and said 'I have a bag of seashells on my toilet as a decoration?' I said 'Ok, I'll make something out of that.".... and that explains nothing. Goddamnit!
@XenoSpyro9 жыл бұрын
Brian Tolley I believe the whole thing is a joke, that or the seashells are just buttons for water spray control like Japanese toilets. If the seashells were supposedly used to manually grab shit from your ass, it would be inefficent beyond belief and insanitary as fuck - which I'm fairly certain would qualify as "something bad" in this crazy universe.
@user-fs9lj1di1v9 жыл бұрын
Brian Tolley 3 seashells is buttons to control bidet\toilet
@dude4649 жыл бұрын
XenoSpyro that makes a lot of sense
@Matt5619 жыл бұрын
Brian Tolley I imagine one is butt washer one is but dryer and one is a lady wand
@seanmurphy34308 жыл бұрын
Wait, Malcolm "outlawed all crime"? Isn't that a tautology, i.e. something being outlawed and something being a crime are definitionally the same? Is that the joke?
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet8 жыл бұрын
he found the ballence, he just doesn't remember what it was.
@joshstone46858 жыл бұрын
no
@GamesFromSpace8 жыл бұрын
If you have to ask "was that the joke?", you're an idiot.
@seanmurphy34308 жыл бұрын
Joshua Pearce Or it wasn't a very good joke. This is what I'm trying to figure out.
I'd argue the 70s-80s-90s was a golden age for female action heroes. With none being Mary Sues or nearly as insufferable as Captain Marvel or having to vilify an entire gender.
@MrMovieRecaps4 жыл бұрын
Joe Cannabyte Sandra Bullock is a fine actress and plays the role very well as Lenina Huxley
@JoshSweetvale3 жыл бұрын
You need a shrink.
@queerandintears8325 жыл бұрын
"I shall marry you & mouch off your money!" 😂😂
@Serprizebuttsecks5 жыл бұрын
Its the end of 2018 and I just showed this film to my youngest brother (he's currently 15) and not only did I think it STILL held up even better and more relevant than ever years after this review even, but he fucking LOVED it and said "I've never seen anything like movie before, are there any more good 80s action movies?" OH MY HOW I ENVY THE LIST OF GLORIOUS 80s AWESOMENESS I GAVE HIM THAT HE HAS ALL OF NEXT YEAR TO LOOK FORWARD TOO!!!