Who's still watching in 2024😂😂 Never gets old

Who's still watching in 2020 😂😂 Never gets old

Round of applause to the people sitting with him for keeping a straight face and not laughing lol

May 29th 2023. I’m still here 😂 This man’s English should never be forgotten. His efforts to learn these grammars should never be in vain, we must listen forever!😅😂😂

I borrowed some of his political language in my english essay my teacher did not mark it

Whenever I feel smarter than the average person, I come back here and I am humbled.

How can one remain so calm after saying "crincum cramcum" in a serious interview 😅

This man is a legend; bombastic most of the time, but if you ever want to hear some obscure and grandiloquent words in speech, then, he is one who, unapologetically, expresses with an admirable sobriety and profundity in a manner that always leaves his interlocutors risibly amused but obfuscated. His pronunciations are mostly on a tangent, but, nevertheless, still a spectacle to watch. I, therefore, leave the transcript here for your perusal; “for this is my humble logomachy, and the logomachy that I have made without logopartia” - if you know, you know *Transcript* Let me say prestissmo, that is: “as quickly as possible,” that the political Crinkum-crankum or if you like, the political higi-haga that has enveloped the politics of Rivers State for a period of eye-on-now, has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga _cum gargantuan gaga_ . And I am maniacally bewildered that this flashpoint is of no serious concern to the commander in chief of the Federal republic of Nigeria. This is because all the flashpoints of war that has snowballed and transmogrified into bringing about a calamitous end for Nigeria always have their _terminus a quo_ , their source of origin that is, either in one state or in one region. For me, as far as I’m concerned, I can see the ship of the Nigerian state hovering around the political Bermuda triangle, and if we don’t take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschew-able cataracts, landmines, waterfronts, icebergs and oxbow lakes, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in a disastrous and pestilential aqua of a _terminus ad quem_ . Let me say, let me say, that my critical history and historiography of the study of the war of attrition and belligerency in Rivers state did not commence with the Obio-Akpor [ _the largest Local Government Area in Rivers state_ ] political tendency. It commenced, strictly speaking, with the suspicion that some power centres that governor Rotimi Amaechi nurses an ambition for the vice presidency of this country Oh, it’s very crystal clear like the biblical " _teke teke mene upharsin_ " ! [ _ref: Daniel 5:8_ ] It’s audible to the deaf and visible to the blind and any case, no less a political personage than the president of the Federal republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan have been heard to have confirm that … we read that in the papers that 2015 is the _fons et origo_ of this crisis is the _fons et origo_ of the political tension and he urged political _dramatis personae_ to put their sheathes in their swords [‘… _to sheathe their swords,’ he probably meant_ ] that 2015 is still far away. But if you look at the totality of the crisis in Rivers state just now, it leaves me with just two conclusions: *1.* That 2015 is inherently laden with a political and democratic ‘ *Thalidomide* :’ stillborn, stillbirth! *2.* Whereas some social scientists, like myself, have gone to town for donkey years now saying that what we have is not a democracy but what we have is civilian rule but by recent events I’m even tempted to say no no no no no no no no, Nigeria is neither witnessing civilian rule nor is Nigeria witnessing even democracy. What we have at best is a form of government I call ‘kakistomoboplutocracy’ [ _most likely an eclectic hybrid of kakistocracy, mobocracy and plutocracy_ ] and that is bad for the nation. Is it within the Obio-Akpor context, or is it within the NGF election contest; where sixteen persons are more than nineteen persons? If we think the microscopic ceramics and cadence of thirty-six governors who are supposed to be suzerains of democratic ethics and ethos in their respective _terra firmas_ , you cannot adjudge democratic scores …

2022 and we are still here.....legendary🤣🤣😍

how are these guys not laughing, they are so professional lmao

When he said "kakistomoboplutocracy" I heard a loud relieving breathing sound in the studio by one of the interviewers

That lady that is pretending to understand him is a good actress 😂😂🤣🤣😂

This dude said everything and Nothing at the same time 🤣

Who is still watching and enjoying this in 2021😂🤣😂🤣

I'm sure he's making a great point but no one will listen if they don't understand.

coming back to this after so many years and it still has me crying lmaoooo

Who's still watching this? It is 2019 tho,😅😆🤣😂

I cannot sit on that bench with a straight face without bursting into laughter🤣🤣🤣. One love from Kenya.

How does he talk to his wife or kids? " my gagarifouras partner, let us go to our abode and copulate... " or something like that

"hovering around the political Bermuda triangle" LOOOOOOOOOOOL IM FINISHED

No matter how angry I am this man cheers me up for life

Rewatching in 2024😂

All his big grammar are actually in the dictionary and are in conformity with what he's saying. He's a legend, I respect him a lot.

once he opened his mouth i started laughing

Who's watching in 2024 because of "delve"? 🤣

This never gets old. It's the way they're all looking at him, I AM CRYING

Wondering why this video wasn't subtitled in English :/

The paradox in his expression is worth noting...he distracts you with his unique way of communicating yet he manages to keep one's attention focused on his assertions...Interesting!

Ive never laughed so hard in my entire life. I must learn this man's way of speaking.

It's astounding how he manages to keep a straight face when he says this stuff!

Watching this while preparing for a Presentation i have today. So helpful... all the best to my classmates as they try to understand me :)

*It's 2023 and am still here struggling to keep up with SIR OBAHIAGBON😂😅*

He speaks the sort of English dat even English people do not understand... this one na one EBORA oo.... I keep checking his words on Google and its there damn! very suitable and right words for what he is talking about presently....

This video never ceases to amaze no matter how many times I come back

I love this man... To hell with those who have an issue with his grammar

Whenever I want rib cracking I look for Patrick obahiagbon's interview 😂😂😂 Patrick obahiagbon na fool 😅😅😅

I'm still laughing in 2022. Where this man gets his English is a mystery ScoobyDo and co. should unravel. 😅

OH IS IS IS IS...ITS VERY CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE THE BABYLICAL TEKETEKEMENEYUFASIIIIN

For them not to laugh they all deserve an award ...and for that man that didn't even bother to ask him a question..trust me did the best thing

That moment when the journalist had asked for a clarification on the meaning of “ TALLYDOMAI ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. how many people burst into laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

one of my best comedians

Fearless!!! This man is great :) Nigeria needs to publish its own dictionary. I have watched this video at least 10 times, I now completely understand him!

April 2024 and I'm still here watching here watching this 😂😂😂😂

“That this FLASHPOIIIIN”😂😂😂 July 2023 I’m still here. Legendary. To think that this isn’t even his best one is wild

The real heroes are the interviewers who managed to keep a straight face. I for done laugh fall for chair.

"My critical history and historiography of the study of the war of attrition and belligerency..." this man string words together without thinking about concord and agreement.

I had to come back to this. It's been a while. 2019 anyone?

I just thank God that WAEC English examination did not use this English standard during my time cause I can swear I will come out with F9 no sorry F18

This shit still cracks me up lmao. I like how that girl acted as if she was understanding everything he said. The guy in gray, his face says it all.

Who else want to see *BEHIND THE SCENE OF THIS SHOW*

This is one of the best interview done by him where is English was kind of understood by minority

Due to the exceptional enunciation of Hon. eloquence in English command, many abdicate not to acknowledge his intelligence, apparently his WACC English result was held 3 times due to his eccentric grammatical crincum crancum. Salute Hon,

Who's still watching 2022 ?? 😂😂... never gets Old

August 2023... I'm still here from Ghana😂

Whenever I am bored, I search for this video and laugh 🤣

This man said this things over 9 years ago and everything has manifested and it is still manifesting

It's good to see these channelsTV guys quiet, confused and lost. When they interviewed the 'Oga At The Top' guy, they were acting like some special kind of experts.

There wasn't a single sentence in this that I was able to understand. It's not everyday swallow the thesaurus. Sometimes throw in some colloquial terms for us commoners! Lol

who si stillcoming to check in 2023... never gets old

Everyone sat speechless looking at Patrick

No matter how eloquent you are, if your audience fails to understand you, the true essence of communication remains unmet. Simple terms and English remains the true means on expression.

Crinkum crankum hahahaha!!! didn't know that was a word until now. Shit is still dope....."Yo that chillies had my stomach on some crinkum crankum"

It’s 2024 and this video still finishes me 😂😂

Who's still watching Oct 2023,,,, this video always cracks me up.😂😂

I came here for a therapeutic session 😂😂😂

this guy is special. he got a thesaurus as a child and he molested it every night and this is the outcome

Who’s still watching in 2022! This video will never get old! 😂😂😂

Burna boy: “Nobody paved the way for me”. 2Face Idibia: 1:53-1:55 D’Banj: 2:16 P-Square: 4:58-5:02

This man is not bluffing. The words he speaks are real and fall within the context of what he is trying to say. I did not get it right the first time he spoke too but yes, the words are real: 'contra bono' mores is a law term derived from latin that loosely means 'against good morals'

I am amazed at the ability of the people sitting with him there in the studio to keep a straight face. The man makes me laugh...na wao.

Odouriferous gaga. Tun gaga twan gaga. This is hilarious. I love this dude.

That was when Nigeria was still sane. Now it's like we are under a spell

Kumgaga twangagaaa 😂😂😂 I'm dead

The other people there are amazing! How did they sit there with a straight face and not laugh at anything he said!? I would have needed to be carried out of there!

Who's still watching in 2022... this guy na lecturer

October 1, 2023 and still watching and sharing 😂😂

Omo this man has taking me on ride

😂😂😂"Political higgie hagga", wtf man.

"Let me say! Let me say!" That's the only thing I could make out

i’ll never get over this. it’s CRIPPLING like the very first time i watched it, years ago 😭⚰️

I commend the effort of the people in that room from the people interviewing him down to the camera men. I would have busted into real laughter if i was there.

This man reads alot

2020 i am still here to see this brilliant man speak

I am humble with his command of English

Just pointing out that he said "Put the sheath in the sword." Yes, I caught an actual mistake. Yay me.

I don laugh tireooo, I can’t get tired of watching this

I miss this man grammar, who's still watching in November 2023 😂😂

Nigerian & Rwandan morning news shows are some of the hottest shows in the world i swear

The most painful thing is that, he is not just blabbing. All his words have meanings, be it biblical or otherwise 😩

The faces of the presenters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2023 and still watching 😂😂😂

Still watching in 2023, and I am still wondering if the journalists actually understand what he was saying

2022 December and I'm still enjoying this masterpiece 😂😂

Why am I just hearing about this guy now?

This guy makes my day everyday

Who's here in 2023. Hit the like button 😅

The political krinkun krakun or the political higi haga....this wan no be English again, na speaking in tongues

lmao! from 0:35 onwards I nearly died of laughter. This man will not kill me. Does he have ice water in his throat?

thank you Annie,this man is another American buckminiter fullala in our territoriale

If you are watching this clip in 2092.... Hon. Patrick obahiagbon was a politician in the late 90s, He hails from Edo state in the southern part of Nigeria. He uses oblivorious grammatical gegentuaism to bewilder his audience and emasculate his interviewer....families came together in their living room to watch him kparakpulate on any topic and get some Comic relief.. He was a Legend of some sorts. Please Stay Safe and shun violence.