Childe lied when he said he was the least adept with a bow, the weapon he truly needs to overcome was chopsticks all along.

Zhongli everytime looking some unique item Zhongli to Childe : I am once again asking for you financial support

Zhongli: This is for you. Now take out your wallet and pay for it.

Zhongli bought childe a gift.... With childe's money 😭😭😭

pov: zhongli isn't broke he just wants to put the fatui in a financial crisis

I like how there's zero combat in this trailer, they already know zhongli's voice is enough to sway the viewers xD

zhongli: "it would be a pity not to buy it..." **looks at childe**

Whoever gave Zhongli that red streak around his eyes didn't get paid enough

Childe : "I fear no man, but that thing...." *Chopsticks* Childe : "It scares me..."

Alternate title: Zhongli spending money he doesn't have for 2 minutes and 47 seconds

I honestly love how childe blinks twice asking about chopsticks. It is so adorable and zhongli telling him he gotta get used to it lmaoo

Zhongli gave a tip of 888 mora for Xiangling's new dish, the number 8 usually symbolises good luck. The chinese word for 8, 八, or "ba", sounds similar to the words meaning "prosperous" and "wealth". Attention to detail!

HIS SAD LITTLE “oh” WHEN HE SAW THAT THE HAIRPINS WERENT ON SALE IM DYING

Childe's trailer be like all dramatic and Zhongli's trailer is a slice of life. Very fitting!

Zhongli's quests are the only time I ever pay attention to the dialogue, he's just so interesting, charismatic and elegant it's amazing. You can't help but listen to what he has to say. The rest don't even compare sadly

Zhongli is the embodiment of "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

For his elemental skill, Childe wields the chopsticks. They are the weapon he is least adept with-- which is precisely why he must master them.

alternative title: man burns through funeral parlor’s savings in three hours

so this is where the Marriage Chopsticks thing happened...

Zhongli is proof that looks and attitude is all you need to make everyone your Sugardaddy

Zhongli's Assistant: "In Terms of Mora..." "We have no Mora."

Damn, this girl is basically the whole fandom thirsting for him

Just came back here after watching nahida's teaser. Zhongli's backstory clearly is the most tragic yet in his teaser he's just out here shopping and then there's poor nahida. Damn man🗿

When you realize Zhongli is the reason Hu Tao is so worried about business

How Childe actually found out Rex Lapis' identity: Childe: Can I have a fork? Zhongli: Get out of my country

How is Zhongli able to treat her a lunch when himself have no mora? Zhongli: Of course another tab on Childe!

*the chopsticks literally costs more than the entire meal*

It's been a year and I still think Mihoyo did such a perfect job in casting Keith Silverstein as Zhongli. I literally never skip his dialogue, that's how much I love his voice😭

Zhongli in this video: "Buy it, Buy them all" Zhongli in game: "Psst... Traveler, nice wallet you got there"

This man empties his wallet faster than the entire Genshin playerbase

Zhongli is so charming that everyone around him always pays the bill. How he still has a job is beyond me. Then again... he is extremely good at what he does.

"Once you get entangled with Mr. Zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all." Talk about an understatement! As soon as I pulled him, every single one of my team loadouts was reduced to three slots due to him becoming permanently affixed to the fourth!

"Zhongli: An Additional Expense" Players: "Indeed"

When you realise that the chopsticks were more expensive than the meal itself ....

When you realize the amount of mora spent in this video is still less than the amount spent on maxing his talents

zhongli: *basically google when you ask an explanation* also zhongli: *haha mora? whats that*

Dayumn this girl's diary telling us how hard she simps for zhongli.

Can we all appreciate the angelic voice of the ferrylady for a moment?

Waiter: So who's paying? Zhongli: Wallet, *speak* Childe: Hello I am wallet-I mean Childe.

When you realize Zhongli bought a gift for Childe... With his MONEY 💀💀💀

Childe : “I’m least adept with the bow and that is why i must master it.” Chopsticks: “Hold my beer..”

Childe in my boss fight: *hurts ZhongLi physically* Zhongli: *Begins to start hurting Childe financially*

Zhongli, Childe, and Xiangling existing in the same scene is breathing life into my soul hfbjhdkngs I love all of them

70% of the players in a nutshell: Female players: They are married🗿 Male players: They are married 🗿

“Once you get entangled with Mr. ZhongLi there’s no getting away from him at all” -*Every single ZhongLi simp*

Yes, Zhong Li has a spending problem, but it's not because he's greedy. As an Archon, he sees beauty in all things in LiYue and most things everywhere else. His spending is out of appreciation and admiration of mortals and their work.

"Cor lapis is quite hard to gather and does require a lot of skill indeed" Claymore user: Well, yes. But actually no.

Ah yes… Zhongli generosity and wisdom, and no regard for Mora. Always dangerously low on funds. One of the most interesting characters of Genshin.

*This character Zhongli is fascinating, it would be a pity not to pull him...*

“Cor Lapis is itself hard to gather.” *Me just smashing them with Diluc*

Hu Tao is constantly trying to promote the Funeral Parlor and boost sales because Zhongli keeps spending all of the mora buying pottery and rocks.

“ Once you become entangled with Mr. Zhongli, there’s no getting away from him at all.” I guess you could say: Once you go Zhongli, you’ll be broke 😂

Ferrylady: "Once you become entagled with Mr.Zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" Childe: "You have NO idea."

Here’s something, when Xiangling said “We have Springvale boar on the menu today, would you like to try it instead of the salt and pepper tofu?” Remember when the first time you met her in the storyline, she was trying to hunt boar in Springvale? You do her story quest, and she hops over back to Liyue. I just wanted to point that out.

The ending is true though, once you become entangled with Zhongli, prepare to be broke on mora 😂

I love how the most replayed part is where Childe and zhongli are dining lmaooo you're all obvious

Zhongli is the only one who's generous enough to donate mora without even having it himself

The Ferrylady’s voice is very soothing. She almost sounds a little sad, but Zhongli seems to cheer her up.

Ferrylady of Wangsheng Funeral, you may be of no importance but I'm here crying why I cant be you.

"once you become entangled with mr. zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" me, unable to live without his shields: you're right

Imagine being one of the most feared harbingers on the planet and your archnemesis is a pair of wooden sticks

Childe to his chopsticks* Childe: "finally! a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

you guys do realize Dragon Phoenix chopsticks symbolize marriage 😭😭😭

1:00 his voice is so welcoming it makes you feel like you're there eating with him.

"This man is perfect to voice Zhongli, it would be a shame not to hire him." MiHoYo, 2020

Zhongli: "Alright, i'll get all of this." * walks out of the shop * Ferrylady: "Uh- Sir you havent even paid-" Zhongli: "Childe, its your time to shine"

Dragon is the symbol of Yang, also typically used by Chinese men for thousands of years as symbol of their masculinity. It's also why in ancient times, Chinese emperors were using dragon robes. Phoenix on the other hand, is mostly symbol of Yin, feminity, womanhood. That's why Queens and Princesses in China always used Phoenix as their symbol. In ancient wedding, the grooms will be associated with dragon while the bride will be associated with phoenix. Surprisingly, there are male phoenix, "feng hong" in China, so in a way it allows some boys and men to use Phoenix as their symbol, but male phoenix is rarity. More often than not, when there are Dragon and phoenix in one picture or if these two legendary beasts depicted as one, it's always understood by Chinese everywhere that the dragon represents the Yang, the male... While the phoenix represents the Yin, the female.

"Once you become entangled with Mr. Zhongli there's no getting away from him at all" I have never heard such truth before

"Cor lapis is itself hard to gather, It must have taken true skil..." HAHA CLAYMORE GO ROUND AND ROUND

"I am the least adept with chopsticks, and that is why I must master it." - Childe, probably

Apparently in ancient Chinese culture, handing over a pair of chopsticks to someone you love meant gentle and loving marriage, which means that literally by handing over those chopsticks, Zhongli was proposing to Tartaglia.

*MiHoyo:* Okay so what do we need him to do in his teaser? Fight, show scenes of his history, have him do- *Also MiHoyo:* Just have the man talk.

"This new character banner is all claymore users, but Zhongli is quite fascinating. It would be a shame not to purchase him" My wallet: Yes sir

NOT ZHONGLI BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN HES BROKE I- **zhongli calls his wallet childe**

*Zhongli enters a shop* Childe: My time has come

Childe: Ah another weapon to master

ZhongLi gives Childe Chopsticks as a gift. Also ZhongLi, make Childe paying the gift.

This man is hoarding everything like the dragon he is. I love him😂

honestly this ad is one of the reason i play this game

if a dragon and a phoenix is paired together, it often means that it's for people in love with each other or married couples in china.

"Please help me conceal these expenses in our accounts, would you? I will be sure to buy you lunch." With WHOSE money?!

Zhongli: here let me get my wallet. shopkeeper: what the fu- Zhongli: *pulls out childe*

I have a feeling that their original bill was originally 5,888 mora and their conversation went like, Childe: "Don't worry, I got this one." As he confidently pulls out his wallet. Zhongli: "Mmm, I'm truley grateful for your generosity." Waitress: "That will be 5,888 mora!" Childe: "No pro-" Zhongli: "Can we add these chopsticks too? It's a gift for my Snezhnayan friend here." Waitress: "Oh of course! That brings it up to be... 133,888 Mora!" Childe: "👁👄👁"

“Yes...he even got me a gift.” Plot twist: he used your money

-zhongli in the game: in terms of money we have no money. -zhongli in trailer: it would be a waste not to buy all this.

The fact that Zhongli is the God of Wealth and created Mora itself and is broke LMAO i love it

After watching Raiden's teaser it's completely different then Zhongli's

Zhongli: "This beautiful Windwheel Aster is for you, Ferrylady.." Ferrylady: 🥰 Also Zhongli: "Childe!! Come here! Your wallet!" Ferrylady:

Zhongli: "All Mora is currency, but not all currency is Mora." Me looking at my empty wallet sweating heavily: Yes indeed..

Then he turns around and asks, *"Have you ever been to the Cloud District?"*

In the light of the recent 1.5 quest involving the serenitea pot...guys, I think those hairpins are the ones that Ms. Zhiqiao lost LMAO

“ I want HIM” I say in a ungodly voice when I saw this.

I love that no matter where Zhongli is, Childe is always there with him

Zhongli: I'll buy this one- Everyone who ever breathed: Do you have money? Zhongli: wait what? :O

Childe being Zhongli's wallet must be a part of his and the Tsaritsa's contract for the Gnosis

This girl is simping hard for ZhongLi sensei. I feel her though

Childe: Still struggling to learn chopsticks Zhongli: Still has no money but still buys everything.

Now I understand why Hu Tao so busy trying to get new customers for the wangsheng funeral parlor, all to fund Mr Zhongli generosity

why Ferrylady voice so calm and soothing- I need more of her and Zhongli's voice

Bwaap is literally the girl that likes to hear his voice lol