Chit Show at the Boat Ramp Gets Messy (Black Point Marina)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

2 ай бұрын

New Cat showed up to Black Marina and made a statement. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami.
Hats and Merch can be found at www.Luxuryribtenders.Com

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@oceanreef9276
@oceanreef9276 2 ай бұрын
Outboards on the Nor-Tech roadster is just wrong 😂
@KINGKO305
@KINGKO305 2 ай бұрын
Agree 🤯
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 2 ай бұрын
Agree also.
@markbooysen9412
@markbooysen9412 2 ай бұрын
I swear 90% of the people with boats in these videos should not be behind the wheel. Don't these people have to have skipper licenses? Any decent skipper worth his salt should be able to doc his boat here by only using throttles. Also, why do crew on these boats wait until the last second to start making ropes and fenders ready for docking. Why do crew assisting with docking always doc and tie up from the stern. ALWAYS tie up the bow first if only one crew.
@keithkennedy2725
@keithkennedy2725 2 ай бұрын
I love the guy who likes driving his boat in reverse?😊
@myvalium1
@myvalium1 Ай бұрын
Yes and doesn’t bother to look behind
@stinkyelk986
@stinkyelk986 Ай бұрын
Nothing better than listening to Alfred Montaner milk the shit out of 5 mins of action! Love you bro!
@lockporttransport
@lockporttransport 2 ай бұрын
Knot Me III: STARBOARD RUDDER AND REVERSE 😮😢STARBOARD RUDDER AND REVERSE!!!
@toddpatterson230
@toddpatterson230 Ай бұрын
Funny as shit!!!!
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 ай бұрын
No Chit Show is complete without Knot Me III playing Boat Ramp Pinball.
@juancarlostorres8276
@juancarlostorres8276 2 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@janethowe8812
@janethowe8812 2 ай бұрын
Awesome video of manatee. That's incredible. I could never get a good picture. But wow, what a dangerous spot for them to be. And when the signs say: SLOW--MANATEE ZONE, they mean it. Even in North in St John's River in early springtime. When they're rarely there. When there, they mainly stay in the warm springs. But you never know....
@JamesBrown-hv1xu
@JamesBrown-hv1xu Ай бұрын
Lmao if he had that much of a problem pulling his boat up, I'm glad you didn't show us him trying to back up his trailer 😢😅😂
@phil-1115
@phil-1115 2 ай бұрын
@8:38, does that Carrera have a leak? That bilge pump seems to be pumping a lot of water out. I don't think my bilge pump ever kicks on. I have to test it sometimes to be sure it is still working.
@TheFoodBoat
@TheFoodBoat 2 ай бұрын
Definitely a shout out to Ralph and Kirk! What great guys!
@dougspirit
@dougspirit 2 ай бұрын
Definition of insanity - "repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome".
@Deepimpactocean
@Deepimpactocean 2 ай бұрын
That Nortech looks about as safe as a Winnebago driving down a mountain in a rain storm! Wtf
@freighter1097
@freighter1097 2 ай бұрын
Watching the Chit Show from northern IL. Have a good one my dude!
@poepflater
@poepflater 2 ай бұрын
Morning from South Africa, Alfred. I love watching the boats on your show! I watch old episodes when there is nothing else on... The closest thing we have to Mimi is The Strand... just much lower budget and a fraction of the boats... but it has a similar vibe with a long white beach and all.
@GeorgeShirah
@GeorgeShirah 2 ай бұрын
ALFRED MONTANER the only CUBAN to go WALKABOUT through the Baltimore Projects and LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@bob_atwestmi_fl_us7812
@bob_atwestmi_fl_us7812 2 ай бұрын
Wow some people have no boat handling skill what so ever. They should be able to see the tide is sweeping them down and to their advantage and dock on the other side of the dock.
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 2 ай бұрын
Live from near NY, you have Long Island in the house !
@KINGKO305
@KINGKO305 2 ай бұрын
That 36 carrera was the one that won the race against the avanti couple years back. Do for rematch!
@rzeric
@rzeric 2 ай бұрын
Cool video. Why did cat have out boards and then hood open like had inboards?
@theGovnr1
@theGovnr1 2 ай бұрын
Alfred, Thank you for explaining the Calentona. I have been hoping you would explain the meaning of that hat.
@D65Cinder11HDR
@D65Cinder11HDR 2 ай бұрын
Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
@juancarlostorres8276
@juancarlostorres8276 2 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@cardboardboxification
@cardboardboxification Ай бұрын
what are the hatches open for ?? and scoops when it's outboards ???
@andyman8983
@andyman8983 Ай бұрын
Who knows how to drive a boat? Knot Me III.
@janethowe8812
@janethowe8812 2 ай бұрын
When we had our Trojan cruiser, we had twin engine I/Os. When one went out it was a bit of a problem getting into the slip at boathouse. When you're accustomed to maneuvering on a dime with 2 throttles. I'm a novice, but how the h*'ll do you sync up 4 outboards? We never see/need more than 2 outboards in upstate NY. We're inland. Lol. So that's why I love to watch these videos. See things I've never experienced.
@The.Real.Timmii
@The.Real.Timmii 16 күн бұрын
some of those boat operators are definitely a chit show. why does no one use bumpers?
@mickiexposed
@mickiexposed 2 ай бұрын
Whitney Houston bumping in the background!
@ammoalamo6485
@ammoalamo6485 Ай бұрын
Very few can drive their boat. It's like Bumper Cars.
@oystertoad2909
@oystertoad2909 2 ай бұрын
Skater let’s go
@dbzfreak1942
@dbzfreak1942 2 ай бұрын
Awesome boats
@matthurley921
@matthurley921 2 ай бұрын
It’s sad the lack of help in the community..my era helps when needed without hesitation..this era just watched and ignores..🙄🤬
@trumpsturn4733
@trumpsturn4733 2 ай бұрын
remember, these miscreants have a camera everywhere they go. then they can gain attention showing it to other miscreants, and put it online for further attention. our generation would get the piss beat out of us for not helping.
@theGovnr1
@theGovnr1 2 ай бұрын
The new Carrera looks very nice, I wonder how it would run with The Yamaha 450's
@ramiroyanez1182
@ramiroyanez1182 2 ай бұрын
Love the manitie.
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimagined
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimagined Ай бұрын
People be coming in calientito gulp haha
@RicardoRodriguez-bt9in
@RicardoRodriguez-bt9in 2 ай бұрын
La calentona means someone who gives you blue balls basically 😂
@lexbotkin3729
@lexbotkin3729 2 ай бұрын
How do these people afford these boats?? So many of these large center consoles are $250K-$500K + boats, not to mention the what $1-2K to drive them for the day. Wondering what you guys are doing in FL to make $.
@OGJeff685
@OGJeff685 Ай бұрын
Drugs, conartists and scamming.
@tractioncontroloff9796
@tractioncontroloff9796 Ай бұрын
Destroying your boat to a soundtrack 😂
@chrisarmour8559
@chrisarmour8559 2 ай бұрын
I have pics of Cat astrophe from a poker run on rice lake in Ontario in 2007. Was prob new then and didnt have outboards for sure.
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 2 ай бұрын
Luxuryribtenders.com send the pic
@rosepollman1597
@rosepollman1597 Ай бұрын
Came to Miami looking for you How often do you film at black point marina
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Ай бұрын
Mostly the weekends
@russpost2557
@russpost2557 Ай бұрын
Nortech is right by my house . They are 2 Germans who came to cape coral about 30 years or so . German tech in USA
@oystertoad2909
@oystertoad2909 2 ай бұрын
Danny from k&j wait for it
@Soily55
@Soily55 2 ай бұрын
Black point marina he’s the most unskilled captain’s in the whole USA!!!!!😮
@robertfrost1045
@robertfrost1045 Ай бұрын
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang CRACK , SCRATCH , DING ,DANG !
@Soily55
@Soily55 2 ай бұрын
Baltimore Harbor is a great place!!!!!!❤😊
@kenporter5022
@kenporter5022 Ай бұрын
Been gone for a couple of years. What happened to the crocodile??
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA 2 ай бұрын
I don't know which one is the baddest the boat or the guy driving it!
@HoosierPete69.
@HoosierPete69. Ай бұрын
The current is rippin. That was a Cuban ciguatera fish.
@Soily55
@Soily55 2 ай бұрын
I think the knot me three just ran over a manatees
@davem145mxr
@davem145mxr 2 ай бұрын
That current is brutal
@coryputinta
@coryputinta 2 ай бұрын
Jake with black tip is from my home town windsor Ontario
@myvalium1
@myvalium1 Ай бұрын
Good Samaritan tows boat almost back - then in a strong current lets him go … see ya later…
@DE-ke2rf
@DE-ke2rf Ай бұрын
Does not one of these “captains” know how to pin the bow against the dock, take a line from the port or starboard cleat & wrap it around one of the dock poles & then slowly back down in reverse? The boat will then just lay against the dock…
@travelerguide1251
@travelerguide1251 Ай бұрын
whoever owns the speed boat probably has a drug business to afford it
@countrykitty733
@countrykitty733 13 сағат бұрын
It should be requirement captain can unliad dock & load byself before being allowed to drive boat.Thats boat for beginners.
@bobmorris9240
@bobmorris9240 Ай бұрын
We can see her Alfred, that is a small one...😮
@harryholmberg5311
@harryholmberg5311 Ай бұрын
LOTS A BILGE WATER
@lamiglass1
@lamiglass1 Ай бұрын
Is his speed readout big enough 😂😂
@dennygrove777
@dennygrove777 Ай бұрын
Knot me should be the captains name
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimagined
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimagined Ай бұрын
F them barracudas lol 😊
@trumpsturn4733
@trumpsturn4733 2 ай бұрын
ummm, odds on Reel Struggle arent looking so good . . . pass around?
@Soily55
@Soily55 2 ай бұрын
If he didn’t he still get an F for his boating skills 😅
@markl5234
@markl5234 Ай бұрын
Knot me 3 should not have a boat
@rp28
@rp28 2 ай бұрын
Wonder which one is bigger. The boat or the owners ego with no girls on board
@dbzfreak1942
@dbzfreak1942 2 ай бұрын
Ever had problems with manatees and Fred?
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 2 ай бұрын
Nope
@charlesab
@charlesab Ай бұрын
Some people just shouldn't own boats. All you need is money, skill is optional.
@billkelleeparrish9463
@billkelleeparrish9463 Ай бұрын
No chit
@vpolarbear
@vpolarbear Ай бұрын
Hey Alfred!! the "KNOT ME III' Captain Should NEVER Operate a Boat!! Worst Boat Driver I have Ever Seen! Let the Wife, Kids or Even a Stranger Take Over!! He is "Fired" Sadd! My 8yr Old Daughter Could Dock a Boat Better!
@franciscllamas2869
@franciscllamas2869 2 ай бұрын
Calentona
@TheTIMER1
@TheTIMER1 2 ай бұрын
Hv any of these ppl driving these ever put a boat on a trailer .it's like they don't know how their own boats handle.
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS 2 ай бұрын
That was amazing the guy on the other boat saved them
@jabman549
@jabman549 2 ай бұрын
I hope youtube pay you well because the amount of commercials they jam into these videos is ridiculous
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 2 ай бұрын
I have premium so I don't see the commercials but still support my favorite creators
@steveg2509
@steveg2509 Ай бұрын
Take his license away (Knot Me). …. embarrassing
@dbzfreak1942
@dbzfreak1942 2 ай бұрын
4 400's
@yensysaerialimaging3523
@yensysaerialimaging3523 Ай бұрын
Nothing screams cuban illegal/fraud/drug money like the boats in the chitshow....lol
@donaldwilliams3892
@donaldwilliams3892 Ай бұрын
Most of these guys aren't even competent to be lake boaters!! Steer,then gear!!
@pdx_angler9760
@pdx_angler9760 2 ай бұрын
So much better without the narration...
@jPokerTV
@jPokerTV Ай бұрын
strange content
@Animalwon
@Animalwon Ай бұрын
Dude - You have to turn off your Auto-Focus and learn to Manually focus your camera! You missed a lot of good opportunities because you were waiting for camera to focus on what you wanted to see, and the camera was trying to focus on what you had let gotten in front of the camera (Mangrove Tree branches). At 15:52 it sounded like that boat crashed into other boats but your camera was focused on the leaves you were trying to look past. In photography, if you couldn't see it, you pre-focused your camera on a fixed spotand waited for your subject to show up.. It's just a thought but since all you subjects are across the water from you, You should pre-focus your camera for those distant objects so you will stay in focus no matter what tree branches get in your way.
@toddpatterson230
@toddpatterson230 Ай бұрын
Omg no one can ever park the boats!!!!! Wow. No training whatsoever hey let’s buy a boat and not learn how to use it😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS 2 ай бұрын
Even the birds are laughing at him
@SergioFlores-jy3sk
@SergioFlores-jy3sk 11 күн бұрын
The first boat looks good but weird with shity engines
@jp.9664
@jp.9664 Ай бұрын
WTF was I supposed to be watching here ? I want five minutes of my life back.
@markbelanger7394
@markbelanger7394 2 ай бұрын
The guy in the boat not for me 111 should not be in the water.
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS 2 ай бұрын
Put a polarized lens in your camera come on Alfred if hook doesn’t sponsor all your cameras there’s no family. 👻
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS 2 ай бұрын
Why’s everybody like outboard in Florida. Oh yeah cause they fall off
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS 2 ай бұрын
Maybe she should evolve and stay away from boats 🛥️
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