New Cat showed up to Black Marina and made a statement. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami. Hats and Merch can be found at www.Luxuryribtenders.Com
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@oceanreef92762 ай бұрын
Outboards on the Nor-Tech roadster is just wrong 😂
@KINGKO3052 ай бұрын
Agree 🤯
@keithscudder71362 ай бұрын
Agree also.
@markbooysen94122 ай бұрын
I swear 90% of the people with boats in these videos should not be behind the wheel. Don't these people have to have skipper licenses? Any decent skipper worth his salt should be able to doc his boat here by only using throttles. Also, why do crew on these boats wait until the last second to start making ropes and fenders ready for docking. Why do crew assisting with docking always doc and tie up from the stern. ALWAYS tie up the bow first if only one crew.
@keithkennedy27252 ай бұрын
I love the guy who likes driving his boat in reverse?😊
@myvalium1Ай бұрын
Yes and doesn’t bother to look behind
@stinkyelk986Ай бұрын
Nothing better than listening to Alfred Montaner milk the shit out of 5 mins of action! Love you bro!
@lockporttransport2 ай бұрын
Knot Me III: STARBOARD RUDDER AND REVERSE 😮😢STARBOARD RUDDER AND REVERSE!!!
@toddpatterson230Ай бұрын
Funny as shit!!!!
@thedevilinthecircuit14142 ай бұрын
No Chit Show is complete without Knot Me III playing Boat Ramp Pinball.
@juancarlostorres82762 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@janethowe88122 ай бұрын
Awesome video of manatee. That's incredible. I could never get a good picture. But wow, what a dangerous spot for them to be. And when the signs say: SLOW--MANATEE ZONE, they mean it. Even in North in St John's River in early springtime. When they're rarely there. When there, they mainly stay in the warm springs. But you never know....
@JamesBrown-hv1xuАй бұрын
Lmao if he had that much of a problem pulling his boat up, I'm glad you didn't show us him trying to back up his trailer 😢😅😂
@phil-11152 ай бұрын
@8:38, does that Carrera have a leak? That bilge pump seems to be pumping a lot of water out. I don't think my bilge pump ever kicks on. I have to test it sometimes to be sure it is still working.
@TheFoodBoat2 ай бұрын
Definitely a shout out to Ralph and Kirk! What great guys!
@dougspirit2 ай бұрын
Definition of insanity - "repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome".
@Deepimpactocean2 ай бұрын
That Nortech looks about as safe as a Winnebago driving down a mountain in a rain storm! Wtf
@freighter10972 ай бұрын
Watching the Chit Show from northern IL. Have a good one my dude!
@poepflater2 ай бұрын
Morning from South Africa, Alfred. I love watching the boats on your show! I watch old episodes when there is nothing else on... The closest thing we have to Mimi is The Strand... just much lower budget and a fraction of the boats... but it has a similar vibe with a long white beach and all.
@GeorgeShirah2 ай бұрын
ALFRED MONTANER the only CUBAN to go WALKABOUT through the Baltimore Projects and LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@bob_atwestmi_fl_us78122 ай бұрын
Wow some people have no boat handling skill what so ever. They should be able to see the tide is sweeping them down and to their advantage and dock on the other side of the dock.
@keithscudder71362 ай бұрын
Live from near NY, you have Long Island in the house !
@KINGKO3052 ай бұрын
That 36 carrera was the one that won the race against the avanti couple years back. Do for rematch!
@rzeric2 ай бұрын
Cool video. Why did cat have out boards and then hood open like had inboards?
@theGovnr12 ай бұрын
Alfred, Thank you for explaining the Calentona. I have been hoping you would explain the meaning of that hat.
@D65Cinder11HDR2 ай бұрын
Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
@juancarlostorres82762 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@cardboardboxificationАй бұрын
what are the hatches open for ?? and scoops when it's outboards ???
@andyman8983Ай бұрын
Who knows how to drive a boat? Knot Me III.
@janethowe88122 ай бұрын
When we had our Trojan cruiser, we had twin engine I/Os. When one went out it was a bit of a problem getting into the slip at boathouse. When you're accustomed to maneuvering on a dime with 2 throttles. I'm a novice, but how the h*'ll do you sync up 4 outboards? We never see/need more than 2 outboards in upstate NY. We're inland. Lol. So that's why I love to watch these videos. See things I've never experienced.
@The.Real.Timmii16 күн бұрын
some of those boat operators are definitely a chit show. why does no one use bumpers?
@mickiexposed2 ай бұрын
Whitney Houston bumping in the background!
@ammoalamo6485Ай бұрын
Very few can drive their boat. It's like Bumper Cars.
@oystertoad29092 ай бұрын
Skater let’s go
@dbzfreak19422 ай бұрын
Awesome boats
@matthurley9212 ай бұрын
It’s sad the lack of help in the community..my era helps when needed without hesitation..this era just watched and ignores..🙄🤬
@trumpsturn47332 ай бұрын
remember, these miscreants have a camera everywhere they go. then they can gain attention showing it to other miscreants, and put it online for further attention. our generation would get the piss beat out of us for not helping.
@theGovnr12 ай бұрын
The new Carrera looks very nice, I wonder how it would run with The Yamaha 450's
@ramiroyanez11822 ай бұрын
Love the manitie.
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimaginedАй бұрын
People be coming in calientito gulp haha
@RicardoRodriguez-bt9in2 ай бұрын
La calentona means someone who gives you blue balls basically 😂
@lexbotkin37292 ай бұрын
How do these people afford these boats?? So many of these large center consoles are $250K-$500K + boats, not to mention the what $1-2K to drive them for the day. Wondering what you guys are doing in FL to make $.
@OGJeff685Ай бұрын
Drugs, conartists and scamming.
@tractioncontroloff9796Ай бұрын
Destroying your boat to a soundtrack 😂
@chrisarmour85592 ай бұрын
I have pics of Cat astrophe from a poker run on rice lake in Ontario in 2007. Was prob new then and didnt have outboards for sure.
@AlfredMontaner2 ай бұрын
Luxuryribtenders.com send the pic
@rosepollman1597Ай бұрын
Came to Miami looking for you How often do you film at black point marina
@AlfredMontanerАй бұрын
Mostly the weekends
@russpost2557Ай бұрын
Nortech is right by my house . They are 2 Germans who came to cape coral about 30 years or so . German tech in USA
@oystertoad29092 ай бұрын
Danny from k&j wait for it
@Soily552 ай бұрын
Black point marina he’s the most unskilled captain’s in the whole USA!!!!!😮
@robertfrost1045Ай бұрын
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang CRACK , SCRATCH , DING ,DANG !
@Soily552 ай бұрын
Baltimore Harbor is a great place!!!!!!❤😊
@kenporter5022Ай бұрын
Been gone for a couple of years. What happened to the crocodile??
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA2 ай бұрын
I don't know which one is the baddest the boat or the guy driving it!
@HoosierPete69.Ай бұрын
The current is rippin. That was a Cuban ciguatera fish.
@Soily552 ай бұрын
I think the knot me three just ran over a manatees
@davem145mxr2 ай бұрын
That current is brutal
@coryputinta2 ай бұрын
Jake with black tip is from my home town windsor Ontario
@myvalium1Ай бұрын
Good Samaritan tows boat almost back - then in a strong current lets him go … see ya later…
@DE-ke2rfАй бұрын
Does not one of these “captains” know how to pin the bow against the dock, take a line from the port or starboard cleat & wrap it around one of the dock poles & then slowly back down in reverse? The boat will then just lay against the dock…
@travelerguide1251Ай бұрын
whoever owns the speed boat probably has a drug business to afford it
@countrykitty73313 сағат бұрын
It should be requirement captain can unliad dock & load byself before being allowed to drive boat.Thats boat for beginners.
@bobmorris9240Ай бұрын
We can see her Alfred, that is a small one...😮
@harryholmberg5311Ай бұрын
LOTS A BILGE WATER
@lamiglass1Ай бұрын
Is his speed readout big enough 😂😂
@dennygrove777Ай бұрын
Knot me should be the captains name
@Tony_TheAncientWorldReimaginedАй бұрын
F them barracudas lol 😊
@trumpsturn47332 ай бұрын
ummm, odds on Reel Struggle arent looking so good . . . pass around?
@Soily552 ай бұрын
If he didn’t he still get an F for his boating skills 😅
@markl5234Ай бұрын
Knot me 3 should not have a boat
@rp282 ай бұрын
Wonder which one is bigger. The boat or the owners ego with no girls on board
@dbzfreak19422 ай бұрын
Ever had problems with manatees and Fred?
@AlfredMontaner2 ай бұрын
Nope
@charlesabАй бұрын
Some people just shouldn't own boats. All you need is money, skill is optional.
@billkelleeparrish9463Ай бұрын
No chit
@vpolarbearАй бұрын
Hey Alfred!! the "KNOT ME III' Captain Should NEVER Operate a Boat!! Worst Boat Driver I have Ever Seen! Let the Wife, Kids or Even a Stranger Take Over!! He is "Fired" Sadd! My 8yr Old Daughter Could Dock a Boat Better!
@franciscllamas28692 ай бұрын
Calentona
@TheTIMER12 ай бұрын
Hv any of these ppl driving these ever put a boat on a trailer .it's like they don't know how their own boats handle.
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS2 ай бұрын
That was amazing the guy on the other boat saved them
@jabman5492 ай бұрын
I hope youtube pay you well because the amount of commercials they jam into these videos is ridiculous
@AlfredMontaner2 ай бұрын
I have premium so I don't see the commercials but still support my favorite creators
@steveg2509Ай бұрын
Take his license away (Knot Me). …. embarrassing
@dbzfreak19422 ай бұрын
4 400's
@yensysaerialimaging3523Ай бұрын
Nothing screams cuban illegal/fraud/drug money like the boats in the chitshow....lol
@donaldwilliams3892Ай бұрын
Most of these guys aren't even competent to be lake boaters!! Steer,then gear!!
@pdx_angler97602 ай бұрын
So much better without the narration...
@jPokerTVАй бұрын
strange content
@AnimalwonАй бұрын
Dude - You have to turn off your Auto-Focus and learn to Manually focus your camera! You missed a lot of good opportunities because you were waiting for camera to focus on what you wanted to see, and the camera was trying to focus on what you had let gotten in front of the camera (Mangrove Tree branches). At 15:52 it sounded like that boat crashed into other boats but your camera was focused on the leaves you were trying to look past. In photography, if you couldn't see it, you pre-focused your camera on a fixed spotand waited for your subject to show up.. It's just a thought but since all you subjects are across the water from you, You should pre-focus your camera for those distant objects so you will stay in focus no matter what tree branches get in your way.
@toddpatterson230Ай бұрын
Omg no one can ever park the boats!!!!! Wow. No training whatsoever hey let’s buy a boat and not learn how to use it😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS2 ай бұрын
Even the birds are laughing at him
@SergioFlores-jy3sk11 күн бұрын
The first boat looks good but weird with shity engines
@jp.9664Ай бұрын
WTF was I supposed to be watching here ? I want five minutes of my life back.
@markbelanger73942 ай бұрын
The guy in the boat not for me 111 should not be in the water.
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS2 ай бұрын
Put a polarized lens in your camera come on Alfred if hook doesn’t sponsor all your cameras there’s no family. 👻
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS2 ай бұрын
Why’s everybody like outboard in Florida. Oh yeah cause they fall off
@FISHGUTSANDSLUTS2 ай бұрын
Maybe she should evolve and stay away from boats 🛥️