Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 4

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Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 4

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This year's Best Moments video, ladies and gentlemen. Filled with blood, gore, laughs, and maybe a tear. I apologize upfront to people in Germany who unfortunately cannot view this video...
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@AlzoAdimantime 5 жыл бұрын

"Leave zat be, no one vill deny vhat ve did" Loved that line

@GZilla311 4 жыл бұрын

Alzo1664 Adimantime Even the Major is disgusted.

@thescoundrel793 3 жыл бұрын

He said it himself, Hitler hated the Jewish people, not him

@FBI-dr4bk 3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, people still deny what they did.

@jeshonloonskin4176 3 жыл бұрын

@@FBI-dr4bk exactly.

@electricangel4488 3 жыл бұрын

he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective

@indiagale7918 9 жыл бұрын

"THAT'S A WOMAN?" "SHE'S 22?"

@jacksonyesjustjackson6957 3 жыл бұрын

To be continued.

@KingDerpy13 7 жыл бұрын

"Who wants daddy's belt?" *tears them to shreds* "Now think about what you did."

@BRSuperGame 3 жыл бұрын

Remember me of my childhood

@hamper6511 2 жыл бұрын

_the council starts talking why they are being whipped_

@glitchyfloppa4404 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g8mVh6aAl7HJqmg.html

@heill232 6 жыл бұрын

"I see four." C4 is noticed "When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ." Honestly that's fucking badass.

@isdrakon9802 2 жыл бұрын

The original and abridged did quite amazing with that scene

@dancingcarapace 3 ай бұрын

@@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.

@vihuynhquang5204 Ай бұрын

Yet he still get the last dissing even after dead. This time not intentional

@OllieAndFriend 7 жыл бұрын

"Ze Judas Priest!" "Vait you mean like ze band?" "THEY VERE NAMED AFTER HIM!"

@deidara2165 Жыл бұрын

Alexander motherfucking anderson

@BunjiKugashira1990 Жыл бұрын

my fav part 😂

@GZilla311 4 жыл бұрын

1:31 I like how even the Major has standards.

@shadowclaw7210 3 жыл бұрын

It also possible he proud

@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowclaw7210 My man want to destroy as many innocent lifes as possible, I'm surprised he don't want to destroy it out of jealousy 😅

@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын

not really

@JS-fz8iu 2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowclaw7210 That was not the tone of being proud.

@unknowncommenter6698 Жыл бұрын

@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 I mean he probably was contributing to it, no?

@angrywizard3199 3 жыл бұрын

"Is it her incredible skill? Her unpredictable nature? Z E B I G T I T T I E S ?"

@nicholasjonas2505 3 жыл бұрын

*MAYBE*

@coreymajtyka460 3 жыл бұрын

Who knows

@r3aper13 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf this Is ****ing hilarious

@lordmech 3 жыл бұрын

i am going with option 3.

@coreymajtyka460 3 жыл бұрын

@@lordmech same

@dinglefriccer900 3 жыл бұрын

Alexander Anderson's speech at the end is fucking amazing. Incredible how this abridged series refined the scenes as well as parodied them.

@BloodWolf752 9 жыл бұрын

Sargent Claus, have you spotted frau Hellsing? Ja Major, driving past Primrose Hill Is it on fire? It could be more on fire....

@Medicaceshot 9 жыл бұрын

Where you see one man I C4.... C4? ohhhhhhhh shhhhhiiiiiitttttttt!

@Medicaceshot 9 жыл бұрын

Medicaceshot When you get to hell tell them sir penwood sent ya! then apologize for the inconvenience! BLAM!!!

@masscreationbroadcasts 5 ай бұрын

I came to this video for that quote.

@phaethos 3 жыл бұрын

2:53 Sir Penwood. Bards take note; this is how you use vicious mockery to go out like a boss.

@ThatGothicArtist 10 ай бұрын

Broooooo lol

@matthewbaker5384 4 жыл бұрын

"who are we?" "the necessary evil" "why are we necessary?" "to purge the world of evil worse than man" "and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?" "because no one else will" "and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"

@NightBlaze911 3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@mechamax7919 3 жыл бұрын

amen to that, LOL!

@onepieceking1770 3 жыл бұрын

That's how u make an entrance Anderson

@KillerGaming-vx5cb 3 жыл бұрын

What’s the music at that part called?

@NocturnePetals 3 жыл бұрын

@@KillerGaming-vx5cb I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys

@the_luckiest_charm 3 жыл бұрын

The major talking the lyrics of 'war' while it plays is gold

@gilessaint-loup2426 3 жыл бұрын

In fact he was literally saying them at the appropriate times.

@coreymajtyka460 3 жыл бұрын

Love it

@HellfireLotus 4 жыл бұрын

3:35 "Gutenaven, could you please pull over?" Got me 😂

@sirtuna8066 3 жыл бұрын

Fairly certain he said "Guten Abend" which means good evening in German

@wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 жыл бұрын

That was probably the most German thing in the series

@ConradKurze 3 жыл бұрын

would be even funnier if Johann was ordered "to stop that automobile"

@thegreenguy8837 3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@ookipuki 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😭😭😭😭

@benjaythewhite 8 жыл бұрын

How did Nicolas Cage even get to write the foreword on a plan that has been possibly 50 years in the making?

@themeddite2935 6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Rennie he has his ways.

@NightBlaze911 3 жыл бұрын

Id like to hear this forward

@egeorgiades93 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.

@shadowking1380 3 жыл бұрын

Cause much like the G D batman he’s G D Nicholas Cage

@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Jame5man 2 жыл бұрын

“When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.” If that isn’t the most British line of all time.

@suus1027 2 жыл бұрын

The most badass line a brit can have

@FlanGG0 Жыл бұрын

There is one more. God. Save. The Queen.

@bonziforest52 Жыл бұрын

im british and i can vouch

@iExploder Жыл бұрын

@@FlanGG0- After all this time, "God save the King" just doesn't have the same vibe.

@unemiryune9322 8 ай бұрын

the most british line would be 'oh hi, aborigen people, we're gonna kill you all and take your resources!'

@hanon2012 9 жыл бұрын

hans, hans, bring it down a notch

@TheDoomCupcakes 9 жыл бұрын

*quieter* woo.

@robbieking4070 9 жыл бұрын

***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!

@robbieking4070 9 жыл бұрын

***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!

@Spooky_Blue 9 жыл бұрын

+Yellow Pikmin88 I actually kind of feel bad for Hans ;~;

@caseyeriksen2345 3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to pretend that Hans was actually still alive, and was with Sargent claus.

@LazerMan471 9 жыл бұрын

Where you see one man, i c4 XD

@digitalrailroader 6 жыл бұрын

When you get to hell, tell them Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!

@gagejohnathan9641 5 жыл бұрын

@@digitalrailroader I swear I saw a comment. where hell wrote to pennwood, I laughed hard thatvday

@defiantspirit8512 5 жыл бұрын

digitalrailroader still so polite even when being badass lol

@MrVidman14 4 жыл бұрын

Took me a while to get it, i thought he meant 4 bombs then i realised it was c4

@ampocalypsew3883 3 жыл бұрын

That's actually the most badass line, and it needs to be I the history books

@katarzynamatracz4011 9 жыл бұрын

london bridge is falling down! falling down? falling down? fallin down? Falling down, my fair lady what shall we do?

@dr.rodabthicc 8 жыл бұрын

where shall my scythe be pointed XD

@katarzynamatracz4011 8 жыл бұрын

idk the next line lol

@dr.rodabthicc 8 жыл бұрын

the hellsing organisation headquarter's

@rrteppo 8 жыл бұрын

YES!! And you.

@brandon2345678923 8 жыл бұрын

lol I'm dead at that part

@crappy.arianna7553 8 жыл бұрын

"That's a woman?!" "She's twenty two?!" 😂😂😂I was confused on her gender at first.

@khylerbane4523 7 жыл бұрын

speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.

@charlottewalnut3118 4 жыл бұрын

@@khylerbane4523 read Crossfire Heinkels boobs are huge.

@unknowncommenter6698 Жыл бұрын

I wasn't confused about gender, but I sure was confused about her age. And why she's "sir" Integra, is it a title?

@ThSadomasohista Жыл бұрын

@@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.

@BiggusDckuss 3 жыл бұрын

“Who wants daddy’s belt?” *proceeds to slaughter a dozen men like nothing* “Now think about what you’ve done.”

@FallenDante00x 9 жыл бұрын

Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever

@shadowking1380 3 жыл бұрын

That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?

@notveryartificial4486 Жыл бұрын

I think they are equally insane lol. Since every time they meet they both are ready to fight with similar vigour and same face expressions :D

@user-ru1fm6xn4x Жыл бұрын

the asnwer is yes

@Gekkouga2310 9 ай бұрын

Both

@chrishubbard64 3 жыл бұрын

I loved the c4 line. It was a crowning moment of badass for a total loser in his last moments.

@TheLaluciDaniel 3 жыл бұрын

This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did. I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!

@NEEDbacon 3 жыл бұрын

"Because IT'S FUCKING FUN!"

@matthewluebbering7180 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it’s not hard to make SAO unlikeabble

@jakejohnson718 3 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first part not gonna lie

@TheLaluciDaniel 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.

@maxpayne930 3 жыл бұрын

Don,t forget Slap on Titan :)

@craytherlaygaming2852 Жыл бұрын

The fact Anderson is Scottish couldn't be more perfect

@zsombortelek8411 Жыл бұрын

I think he's Irish.

@craytherlaygaming2852 Жыл бұрын

@@zsombortelek8411 that ain't irish dude... that bloody fōken scottish ya wee lad

@SyniStar616 Жыл бұрын

Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.

@MegaAnimazing 8 жыл бұрын

And Hanzz was having such a good day, he burned down London bridge, sang the song, everything.

@princesstinklepanties2720 9 жыл бұрын

Poor Hans ;-;7 least he got to burn London bridge down.

@jeremysorejian 5 жыл бұрын

And that let alucard sail up the Thames

@TheActualRealDrPepper 3 жыл бұрын

4:48 I can't be the only one who found this pretty badass, right?

@Blaze-hh7vw Жыл бұрын

Contain ze calamity.. Zhat is your mammaries I swear I never wheezed so hard in my life when I first heard that

@armondshakir3655 9 жыл бұрын

London bridge is falling down ! Falling down ? FALLING DOWN ! London bridge is falling down my fair lady

@annusiansargent7945 3 жыл бұрын

"It could be more on fire" -the entire west coast

@GurenZ01 3 жыл бұрын

Anderson's reemergence is literally the reason I'm favoriting this.

@trazyntheinfinite9895 4 жыл бұрын

"Is it on fire?" "it could be more on fire."

@jacksonbrooks404 3 жыл бұрын

I gotta say, Anderson’s speech at the end is actually based

@Mr_Schizo Жыл бұрын

His speech is something that the Taliban would agree with

@doctorwho3708 3 жыл бұрын

Pensworth had the best quote I ever heard.

@rustkarl 4 жыл бұрын

Show the first scene without any context to someone who knows nothing about this series and watch them call the FBI

@sakilynn 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god now I'm tempted.

@robertchaney2704 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has never seen the show I can confirm I nearly seep dialed Washington

@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@electricangel4488 3 жыл бұрын

"Leave that be'' showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime. it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.

@madworldfan123 3 жыл бұрын

I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally

@electricangel4488 3 жыл бұрын

@@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.

@christopherbravo1813 2 жыл бұрын

to be fair, it's not like Hitler and the rest were ashamed of the genocide.

@christopherbravo1813 2 жыл бұрын

@@madworldfan123 I'd say that he was actually more in line with Hitler's true ideals than even the likes of Heinrich Himmler ever could be.

@electricangel4488 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherbravo1813 thats the point the major proably thinks it daft not to kill everyone.

@AimlessSavant 4 жыл бұрын

Anderson: Basically a crusader JackCepticEye

@Atom_dom_2004 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that’s a Scottish accent not Irish

@AimlessSavant 3 жыл бұрын

@@Atom_dom_2004 Anderson in the Ova is an irishman. His voice in abridged is simply more hammy. Much like how Jack hams up his own accent in videos.

@werewolfgundam1212 3 жыл бұрын

Yass

@jozokrstanovic9040 Жыл бұрын

@@Atom_dom_2004 Irish since he's Catholic while Scotts are protestants.

@corruptedcore9854 6 жыл бұрын

Man, you can't make "the best of" HUA, because this show is amazing in it's entirety.

@unknowncommenter6698 Жыл бұрын

For me later episodes aren't as good as first ones. Maybe because source material got me so bored I skipped it almost to the end.

@senkensu 3 жыл бұрын

Besides Angel Dust being a codename for a drug, it’s also the name of Kouta Hirano’s hentai series which had a prototype Anderson in it.

@kitsumekat 3 жыл бұрын

I'm both afraid to ask and is curious about this hentai...

@senkensu 3 жыл бұрын

@@kitsumekat the internet is v a s t

@kitsumekat 3 жыл бұрын

@@senkensu the internet also has illegal stuff.

@mmmohyeah281 6 жыл бұрын

4:15 Gordon Ramsay awakens from the dead

@HunhowsShadowStalker 9 жыл бұрын

*Sniff sniff* Something's burning...

@JesterHellequin 9 жыл бұрын

RED Soldier leave that be no one will deny what we did your comment is even funnier considering the fact soldier was in WW2

@HunhowsShadowStalker 9 жыл бұрын

The Red King Actually, I was denied to be in World War II. Instead, I went on my personal Nazi killing spree.

@JesterHellequin 9 жыл бұрын

RED Soldier so you did I'm sure you must have smacked the major at least once

@HunhowsShadowStalker 9 жыл бұрын

The Red King I smacked him right in the gabber.

@JesterHellequin 9 жыл бұрын

RED Soldier the funniest thing is he's a cyborg yet he is still fat

@terracarge9678 4 жыл бұрын

That last scene is fking pvp guilds in mmo games when they find that juicy juicy fight.

@Dovah22 4 жыл бұрын

Or the aholes who went and spread corrupted blood in WoW back in ‘05.

@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult 3 жыл бұрын

Your damned right they were named after him he's that bad ass!

@KyuubiNaruto9tailed 8 жыл бұрын

where you see one man I C4

@KingDerpy13 7 жыл бұрын

C4? *looks around and gasps*

@aname4141 5 жыл бұрын

When you get to hell tell them Penwood sent ya...and then apologize in my behalf

@darkstormetherstar 3 жыл бұрын

After all, when in doubt: C4.

@eugeneoliveros5814 5 жыл бұрын

0:08 bf5 when the requisitions glitch and all the enemy squads use their v1s at the same time

@TheNaturalnuke 8 жыл бұрын

Pop pop watch'n heathens drop.

@mewtube2425 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else kind of finding it weird that Nazi vampires are more tolerant than regular Nazis?

@dmgs9971 2 жыл бұрын

That c4 pun was a blast

@GermanDorito Жыл бұрын

@w3lcom39 3 жыл бұрын

Pen wood went out like a boss with that one liner

@oakleaves3605 3 жыл бұрын

"who wants daddy's belt?😏" *Starts shooting* Yeah... I feel the same...

@sriharibalaji1663 3 жыл бұрын

1:32 gold

@gabejohnson4879 Жыл бұрын

4:17 was the best little bit of dialog in the whole series

@matthewmelilo3680 8 жыл бұрын

you forgot the axis of righteousness line I loved that line

@OverpoweredSans 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?

@DrakenGunslinger 3 жыл бұрын

Bayonets for days

@dwayneorme3397 4 жыл бұрын

I would follow Alexander Anderson to hell and back and if you need a reason why here it is 4:50

@halonaburrier3793 Жыл бұрын

"Now who wants daddies belt" *eyes widen and hand slowly rises*

@austinsolis4106 3 жыл бұрын

"Is it on fire?" " it could be moree on fire"

@crazylarryjr 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the Majors war speech, Pure gold for that

@DehydratedDarkness 3 жыл бұрын

"I like vore"

@Revkor 8 жыл бұрын

It's it on Fire? It could be more on fire.

@Jbertius 7 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite lines

@atom_bomb_77 4 жыл бұрын

That last scene is always going to be my favorite

@jeramahia123 8 жыл бұрын

2014? Damn, it seems like only yesterday.

@RikkiTikkiTavi290 6 жыл бұрын

And the kicker is, the older you get THE FASTER TIME GOES.

@thevillaintjs5855 5 жыл бұрын

2:47 best pun ever

@valvo_5732 3 жыл бұрын

Only realised "written in my face" or seamus' theme song is the music in the background of anderson

@JurassicKM 2 жыл бұрын

I've been spoiled by Abridged. I tried watching clips from the original and found it way too edgy and tryhard while this is GREAT!

@infoglitchanimations4491 3 ай бұрын

4:50 when you and your squad pull up to what may be the best night of your lives.

@TheDoomCupcakes 9 жыл бұрын

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!!!

@OneEyedKingNL 9 жыл бұрын

FALLING DOWN?

@ALostCAWs 9 жыл бұрын

XxNLjacobNL FALLING DOWN!!

@TheDoomCupcakes 9 жыл бұрын

ArmedWithWings London Bridge is falling down. My fair lady, what should we do?

@stubbornspaceman7201 Жыл бұрын

“Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries.” That is one of the best ways I have seen to say calm your tits.

@jarrodsteers8991 6 жыл бұрын

These abridged series are hilarious. Why have I not looked at this before?

@rightwingsafetysquad9872 Жыл бұрын

It's funny, even Yad Vashem denies a large portion of what's in the London Holocaust museum. I think the Major is trying to take credit for things he only wishes he thought to do.

@joshuahumphries7743 3 жыл бұрын

Pop pop watchin heathens drop is just Gangsta

@donovanthedbzlover576 3 жыл бұрын

gods assasin saint guillotine the angels dust judas priest...wait like the band? THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!

@walkinglord5gaming616 6 жыл бұрын

Soldier: London bridge is falling down! Other guy I forgit his name: Falling down? Soldier: Falling down! Other guy: London bridge is falling down.

@kiraina25 4 жыл бұрын

Sir Penward.

@aramkaizer7903 3 жыл бұрын

Every moment is the best moment

@michaeldaniels642 Жыл бұрын

4:14 one of my favorite scenes

@Exiledium 3 жыл бұрын

The Doktor: The Holocaust museum? The Mayor: Leave that be, no one will deny it.

@miroslavzima8856 2 ай бұрын

That C4 was genious!

@suus1027 2 жыл бұрын

"The Angel Dust" oh no, oh god.

@kowaretatenshi4561 9 ай бұрын

Best part for me however short was... "Yumi! Say somehin in moon speak!!"

@marinenukem 3 жыл бұрын

Pop pop watching heathens drop

@Kestoren 8 жыл бұрын

The intro is sooo good

@robotselene336 8 жыл бұрын

1:23 lol

@sleepychameleon6871 3 жыл бұрын

Just realized the man in the beginning was quoting the lyrics of the song.

@lightnighl7220 3 жыл бұрын

X3 i cant help but hear bebop and rock steady singin war in the beginning

@luciusls5523 3 жыл бұрын

Lets not forget. Anderson Has knives for Days.

@dragoncaptain678 3 жыл бұрын

I completely forgot about the song "london bridge is falling down" remembered the song when the guys pointed it out with the actual bridge

@fitzsimmons6064 3 жыл бұрын

Love the Rocky Road To Dublin at the end.

@trevorburke8660 3 жыл бұрын

"My name is Alexander Anderson, my name is Alexander Anderson, and I like killing things because it's fun, so just you pray, just you pray."

@m00n_m00 3 жыл бұрын

"Who wants Daddy's belt" Me: hm kinky

@Dovah22 4 жыл бұрын

You STOLE THE BLACKBIRD???

@trashotaku 2 жыл бұрын

4:54 Bro, the first time I heard Dropkick Murphys’ shipping off to Boston I got so excited

@raiddude973 3 жыл бұрын

London bridge is falling down.

@BellaMontyMosser 10 ай бұрын

Hellsing has. Nazi's, cyborg nazi, Nazi vampires, Nazi werewolf, big tit vampire police women, and one really cool vampire who's name is an anagram for another really cool vampire.