***** Wow! Bay really is a fucking tool and douche! Wait...did I just two synonyms for Bay? Yeah but for the likes of him, I couldn't give a flying fuck

Arnold Rivas Nah he did it playfully. He's actually not a bad guy, we just don't like his work.

***** True. I admit to liking this when I was 10 and 11, even up to 13 years old. But looking back...I think this was the only Michael Bay movie I've ever seen. So...I think I got my fill ^^

+D.J. Ryals First off, Ben Affleck would be excellent at Cinema Sins. Secondly, Michael Bay is a dick to Ben Afflecks.

Jarek Gunther Hell yeah!

Nope. I came to the comments to say the exact same thing. I laughed very hard after hearing that. Well done, sir!

I just saw this when reading your comment xD

Absolutely.

agreed! lol moment

Helgali the perfect storm does this.

Its how real rigs usually are

Also a flawless description of ZZ Top themselves! 🤘😣🤘

I thought of the Longest Yard and the convicts when he said that.

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid that is the only acceptable description of ZZ Top, because it doesnt fit those other guys lol

Own Wilsen sure tries to replicate that on a daily basis

WOW!

His death was comedic gold

@@invalid8774 being forgotten?

Please teach me how to do that!

Yes... yes it is

McGliga dude you should hear ben affleck's commentary on that. he asked the same question and Michael Bay told him to shut the fuck up

McGliga It's like Austin Powers Goldmember when Austin says to MIni-Me "There's only one suit. Somebody will have to stand on somebody else's shoulders." And if you don't know what happens next, it's probably because your life is too important to waste on Austin Powers movies. In fact, too important for You Tube comments so good luck on that antidote to bird flu. All our pleasantly shallow, chicken and rice eating lives are counting on your mind-numbing toil.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cezariusz 88 p

He missed a minor one: "NASA staff using miles instead of kilometres."

Hmm, what's about that there is gravity on the space station?

The dinosaur at 1:10 changes size and make between scenes (not visible in this video but it is in the movie at aprox 6:40). This has always been for me one of the most visible goofs and it did not make it as a Sin... That's a SIN [ding]

If you say, I'm stickin my dick in a bucket of chicken fast it it fun

r/woosh

"I think we can handle...some of that."

"Max.. wants you to bring back 8-track tapes...."

that was part of the contract lol

Again, Bay was trying to pass that off as Ireland.

Then fuck bay

Nuvendil Yes, when I heard " Ireland", I was... Wait, what ?

Chris Vindi What I find hilarious is he didn't even bother filming from the other direction. You know, the one that isn't facing the iconic landmark xD

Nuvendil or edit it out in post

As of that moment in the movie, NASA's plan was precisely to teach astronauts to drill. That changed when Harry insisted on bringing his own guys.

​@@RoyalRoseTruedid you even read? ben said it in the movie audio commentary

Yippee

Good call

Ding

I still can't believe he f*cked up the Transformers movies though. All of them were awful, yet people still throw their money at him.

Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie Now, now, let's be fair... the first one was barely mediocre :-P

Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie Yeah, it's like, not everyone thought they were aweful or something.

David Ayala >pretending that Hating on bay and the TF films aren't annoying, and overused memes. And that it's actually possible to even find someone willing to admit to even enjoying them because they know they will be personally attacked for it.

Alonzo.FellsJr@gmail.com suit&tie I swear to god if his movies got high rate and an Oscar award you will be like " OMG he's awesome " it seems you can't make up your own mind with out knoing wat the Critics said Transformers is one of the best movie everr .. it's way more better than that shit boring Avengers

Fun fact apparently NASA shows this movie to their new recruits and asks them to point out the flaws.

lol

Off the top of my head: The shuttle stack doesn't have the ass to throw a shuttle-sized payload to the moon. Shuttles expend all the fuel for their main engines before reaching orbit. Refueling in space has never been done and we're not entirely sure how to do it. Even if we could refuel in space, the shuttle's main engines aren't compatible with the propellants used by space stations for station keeping. There is no room in the cargo bays for the armadillos and the spare tanks that would be needed for the refueling. The amount of fuel needed to throw a shuttle orbiter to the moon would far exceed the shuttle's payload capacity. The violent maneuver around the moon would rip the shuttle apart if it indeed was a 22G burn. Placement of the moon being able provide a gravity assist to meet up with the asteroid is incredibly convenient. Orbital Position Ex-Machina If that asteroid has enough ass to be generating enough gravity to keep shuttle wreckage, heavy vehicles, and people on it and allow them to move around more or less like they would on Earth, then the dinky little nuke they brought with them isn't going to be enough to break it apart into smaller pieces that can be stopped by Earth's atmosphere. If a meteor has enough ass to punch through Earth's atmosphere to actually make impact, NYC would be wiped out. That meteor that airburst over Russia in 2013 detonated with the force of a 500 kiloton bomb and the 1908 Tunguska Event was a probable meteor or comet that airburst with the force of a 15 megaton bomb as a low-end estimate.

Wait, refueling in space hasn't been done? Ever? That's kinda a basic thing to do, at least by KSP standards.

Zorro9129 As far as I know it hasn't been required yet, for things like going to the moon they launched the entire mission at once. However meeting in orbit has obviously been done loads and Space X and NASA are planning to do it for Mars missions since it is better to have the IP craft remain in space after initial launch.

Maybe the Americans think Ireland is part of France.....

@@simonkevnorris And maybe you're just a stereotyping asshole.

***** Well... It's not exactly what I meant, but that helps in these situations too.

Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!FegeleFegelein!in!Fegelein!Fegelein!

I hear tell that in Russia, things hit YOU with a wrench.

THIS-IS-HOW-WE-FIX-PROBLEMS-IN-THE-SOVIET-RUSSIAN-SPACE-STATION!

Pfft. Really? You guys have to actually hit them? My computer starts listening to me after I simply pick up my baseball bat. Probably cause I showed him what happened to his predecessor though come to think of it.

Maybe drillin’s a science and an art.

I mean, she did the right thing and told him who his daddy was. That said, what irked me was her jumping his shit, hiding behind the courts and saying it confuses him then turning around roughly two weeks later that the salesman was his pops.

that's a woman for you. they go where the money is.

feminism makes women do illogical things.

That actress is in the first turtle movie as April

those are the rules. save the world, all the girls who used to hate you are now obligated to bone. it's in the constitution.

James Gibson yea i noticed that in every Bay movie there is rotation of earth day and night cicle one moment there is sunrise but in other scene night there is no logic in Bay's movies

Damn. That's a good one. Thank you for that one!

Tiberius16 *cycle*

Retro Spectre they showed different times, dummy.

David: He means at the end when the whole world is rejoicing the end of the asteroid. It is daylight in every scene.

+HollyTheHylian a lot of sound happening too

What did you expect in a Michael Bay film, "realism"? Pfft. Also, nice to see another Zelda fan. A rather pretty one, too. :)

***** Fire burning on an asteroid is really easy. Read my earlier reply.

***** Well your personal opinion about the movie is of course totally up to you^^

***** As far as the MIR goes, it is even said in the movie that the russian cosmonaut made the station rotate which creates pseudo gravity through centripetal force in order for the refueling to work. And in the shuttle, the only times they are walking in the shuttle is while they are docked to the MIR, while in the gravitational pull of the moon and on the Asteroid which has gravity too.

ok you can shut the fuck up now lol #imnotcryingyourecrying

Lol. He destroys a fucking worldending asteroid and explodes. how the fuck is that remotely connected to dementia? Doesn't make it hit harder than any other Bruce Willis movie lol Obvious likebait comment is obvious.

@@Oi-bg9bc stfu

I've seen this film on Disney+.

Just noticed that one guy was on ER

@@jenniferwilliams5478 What’s ER?

@@jenniferwilliams5478 Oh, it’s a TV show.

That pretty much summed it all up.

And the end of earth

And I am not okay with that!

Much like Avatar it's very pretty to look at but it's so long.I love avatars ending you know the whole Nateri(probably spelled wrong.) saying my Jake. But it is such a long movie.

I don’t wanna close my eyes

mikelheron20 are you okay

Exactly what I was going to say

But mont st michel is on tidal mudflats, not rolling pastures. They inexplicably photoshoped a picture of mont st michael over a shot that looks like Ireland. DING

@@henrygustavekrausse7459 There are fields not too far away, maybe it's just a super telephoto camera lens.

St Michael Mount is in Cornwall, England

PG-13 not GA.

@@aumjayakishatriya2982 you're allowed to use the word fuck 1 time in a PG-13 film. If you use it twice, it's automatically bumped up to an R rating. So PG-13 filmmakers have to save their one f-bomb moment for the right scene.

Perfectly done.

@@eunuchprovocateur4734 FUCK today I learned u can say fuck one time in PG-13 movie. Oh shit my comment just became R rated.

She's just the cutest celebrity out there to this day 😍

She has a really weird face.

I'm sure that even if that's true he'd never admit it. I have quite a few high ranking military/CIA family members and they only tell us what they're told to.

NecaBear that’s so cool!

Like a small dinner roll? Or a movie role ? 😂😂

@sheldon pereira T'was a poorly executed joke, no need to beat them up with a hasty generalisation of their family now.

NecaBear He wasn’t a secret spy, he worked at NASA. Production utilizes consultants all the time. It’s so common. Anywhere from a heroin addict (most likely recovered) teaching the actors how to act like a junkie to NASA employees, to ex military, to ex mobsters. Movie consultants are extremely common in Hollywood.

what do you mean by that

Nor Freedom or Independent cannot go where they want. Not really free or independent, dont you think?

Hahaha yeah. And it totally lampshades (illustrates on purpose) that the guy's standards for what counts as a sin are ultimately arbitrary, and that's part of why these are hilarious

Chrono Ryono well maybe but given the size of the crafts the payload would’ve been tiny. Maybe 5 megatons tops and Tsar Bomba still wouldn’t have been enough for something the size of Texas.

Adding sins because of commentors not knowing or understanding the science this was based on. The idea was never to blow up the asteroid. Only to split it so that the pieces would miss earth. That's why the calculation of 800 ft. That place the bomb into a natural fault of the asteroid aiding the success of splitting it. It doesn't take a big blast it just take a strategically placed blast. Anyone with experience using explosives would know this. Example a strategically placed bomb in the San Andreas Fault would split California but wait guess what we seen that portrayed also in Superman back in 1978 I believe. Same theory in both movies.

@@kenjett2434 Don't listen to this fucking idiot. The asteroid in Armageddon isn't the fucking Death Star. You wouldn't come even close to splitting up a Texas-sized asteroid even with a "StraTegIcAlLy PlacEd BlaSt".

Please make a move Movie and gate a fame...... instead on blu blu bluwaaayyiunkng on a movie whoich earned a lot than your lifetime ... fussssss

She is "Babelicious"

Mir was in a spin, so simulated gravity.

RaptorNX01 Centrifugal force was not used to simulate gravity on any space station built to date. You watch too many movies )

RaptorNX01 That puny thing isn't big enough to create enough centrifugal force to simulate gravity.

SolarWindsRider I only needed to watch this one. where they stated in it why there was gravity.

RedRocky54 never rode the Gravitron, have you?

Miyazaki movies are perfect.

Stay away from Miyazaki!

which tazran the new one or old one the old one on disney was on point

Incredibles. I love the animated sins. And i think that's the best film for it

"The Brave Litttle Toaster" was my jam when I was little. Loved that movie

An asteroid a mile square would be extinction level,this Is the size of Texas

Your logic is flawed

A few minutes? I know this film is wrong in every way but it’s 240000 miles to the moon, at 20000 mph that’s 20 hours

"Your ass goes down in the fifth. Say it!" almost had me choking.

Yes! And what's more, this movie has William Fichtner telling Steve Buscemi to get off a nuke.

John Sparks you should add that if the roid was indeed the size of Texas, a nuke detonated only 800 feet deep would be little more effective than a surface detonation. Make it 8000 feet deep and THAT might have worked.

' this fucking song '

John Sparks Better question, what kind of fucking bomb did they use to split an asteroid the size of Texas?! Assuming it's not Ceres and its a completely new Asteroid, how the actual fuck did NASA NOT see something that huge until it's only 18 days away from the Earth?!

Zamolxes77 Not even 8000 feet, the State of Texas is around 700 MILES across, so if they wanted to get to the center, they would have to drill around 350 miles to the center

Brian P I have known astronomy since 1977 and also enjoy astrophysics. I am a Master Observer in the Astronomical League and was the founder of the Master Observers as well as MONet. You can find it on their webpage, look it up. So what do you know?

*laughs in william shatner*

That's funny because Godzilla came out the same year as Armageddon.

Is it just me or are The Rock, Armageddon and Transformers (2007) better than Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight?

Thank you Cap'n

I still don't get it

R3fug33 Problem is said twice in the movie. 11:38

But why that specific reference? Like he could have referenced the echo from anything else. Is there a reason he referenced Zork or was it just because he could?

R3fug33 Yup. Just because.

candymadeofdrugs crazy guy says, you freaking missed the freaking ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY on the space station, that alone should have been 10000 sins

Um. No. I'm just crazy and decided to do something.

Gamerboy111 do you think it's ok for the concept and science of artificial gravity to be ridiculed in such a blatant way as it is done in this movie ?

candymadeofdrugs The station started rotating to simulate gravity, and yes it really works.

you're really fucking stupid if you believe gravity in space works that way

If your idea of fun is terribly unfunny humor then yeah, real fun movie.

That pretty much sums it up, yeah. It doesn't make a damn bit of sense, but I still like it.

I live close by as well.

Hahaha owensboro here, and I was shocked as well!!!

It takes a big man to admit that shit.

Yeah, but I bet they were manly-as-fuck tears. I know mine were.

I teared up when the woman said to her kid "that's your father" . And "I don't wanna miss a thing" is my wedding song. Haha. So you are not alone in admitting things about this film.

This movie always makes me sad and I have cried once or twice =)

Dude i was 13 when i was watching the movie the first time and i cried like a bitch too

That's what I never understood when that guy said that in the speech

AceProductions828 Ya the world thinks they know what "Armageddon" is LOL they don't have a clue.

so the meteor is jesus ? lmao

Yeah, but i think it's the armies of the world along with the antichristt who fight against Jesus and his fam on Mt megido. Also i would have asked who is the antichrist? Bilie Bob Thornton?

candymadeofdrugs Who's the antichrist in the movie? Refresh my memory was Obama in that one? :D

Blake B. DING

And the fact the shuttle was dodging meteors like a race car. Wings don't work in space. All they can do is fire some thruster in the nose to slightly defiate course. JD

It is true that sound cannot exist in space, since there is no air for the sound waves to flow in. But it is possible to have fire, despite not having oxygen. Fire is just a quemical reaction where particles get too hot due to constant friction. If they can find another substance like hydrogen or Neon, fire can start just fine.

Deep Impact sounds like your kinda disaster film.

The Worlds End and This Is the End both do that

Jacob McMillan This is the end, ends with a happy ending.

Watch Watchmen

what about 2012

They fly the shuttles like airplanes, they know nothing about Kennedy or Kerbal space centers.

+Rin Aldrin okay you know a sin no need to say it Twice!

StsFiveOneLima no need for that first "0" I'm your time stamp.

Then launch right next to each other at the same time

@@InAMinMaths you know that’s impossible?

*audio outtakes

@@johns5638 I was new to the channel then... Whoops!

STFU 65 million years

As a soldier who worked around a Navy EOD unit stationed on our FOB in Iraq I wholeheartedly agree. I asked the guys what they thought about the Hurt Locker and the response I got was, "No.... Just no...."

TheStormscape If every movie would manage to be this thrillingly dramatic, yet so entertaining as Hurt Locker, then I don't mind them fucking up every imaginable rule of common sense. Primary purposes of the movie is to entertain and send a message, instead of satisfying professionals.

Zero Dark Thirty apparently pissed off some members of the SF community, too.

Ooooh something to think about

interesting observation, and question

American shuttle, Russian space station....what the difference!? IT ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!! Best line in the whole damn movie! lol!

As a Russian the first thing you would do is top yourself up with a chug of vodka.

*ding

Can all Russian women crush a dude to death with their legs? Are there appointments to die in such awesome ways?

@@gmaxion2001 yo mumma beat the Russians to that one

+Lundmunchkins Yup lol, definitely NOT Ireland.

+Lundmunchkins I didnt see this comment before I posted mine, Shit

They're more likely to understand if you just say France.

france ou bretagne c'est plus compréhensible

ou normandie......les bretons vont se fâcher sinon

Anndgrim Honestly if it wasn't for needlessly long hours of eu4 and ck2 I would have no idea where Brittany is.

Was going to put a comment here saying that was not Ireland cause i'm from Ireland but you have already done it....cheers mate

Ooh good observation, I didn't realize this

+Breizh man je me disais aussi...enfin je pense que tout les américains (surtout l'équipe du film) s'est dit que ce serait moins chiant de faire dix bornes plutôt que d'aller en irlande

Ethan Cole c'est très possible que ce soit à cause de ça, surtout venant de Michael Bay ^^

merci.

Nicolas EOZENOU Le Mont-Saint-Michel. Confirmed correct. Well spotted

@@heathcox1286 Thanks Civ VI!

Yes, but it still fits very well. I frankly wouldn't have known where the awesome "Slingblade" quote had come from if I hadn't caught the movie by chance once. They really do what they can to find something for everyone. (A comedy, tonight!)

KnightsaysNi It's not a bad reference, I was just blown away that I knew what it was. I need a life.

BigGator5 You need a life? I've been on here since noon, and I'll probably be on for awhile, go mow my lawn, and then come back on til God knows when.

You gotta help me out here. What part of the movie is it referring to?

ncolaros Sorry. It's the part where Sir Lancelot is rushing up to Swamp Castle and the two guards are watching him approach.

Deep-Fucking-Impact bruh.