Everything Wrong With Con Air In 18 Minutes Or Less
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5 жыл бұрынWell, here's a late '90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all... wrong. This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
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@StarWarsOrigami 4 жыл бұрын
I am a retired air traffic controller. A few years ago I had a Justice (the proper call sign, not ConAir) come into my airspace. I told the pilot that his altitude was going to be turbulent, and suggested a lower altitude with reported smoother rides. His response was priceless... "The comfort of our passengers is of no concern"
@desmond1751 3 жыл бұрын
Dang
@kishwarilyas584 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alexbelle3941 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🤣
@statinskill 3 жыл бұрын
Not everybody on that plane is a serial killer or from gang of scum. There are also people who just cheated on a spreadsheet or God forbid, caught lobsters that weren't yet large enough (ten year sentence). Maybe their comfort can be a slight consideration?
@alexpalmer4825 3 жыл бұрын
That is awful. A society is judged by how it treats its criminals not its best citizens. Bet you some kid on that plane who went down for weed. Does he deserve that?
@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 жыл бұрын
*_"Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background_* "Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." I love that quote
@jamesesparza6893 5 жыл бұрын
dont chu talk to meh
@Zeldarw104 5 жыл бұрын
Where the skies are blue! 😁
@randomfools808 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that!
@bandz6025 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@Leopold241 5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@chasemartinez6466 10 ай бұрын
Con Air is quite simply one of the greatest guilty pleasure films in the history of cinema! I wish they made movies like this today!
@baxtersmom279 3 жыл бұрын
"Con Air" is a dumb movie, but my gawd, it is my favorite guilty pleasure.
@mullaoslo 3 жыл бұрын
It's not dumb.. It's what a action movie should be.. The rock, face off.. All perfect action movies
@kishwarilyas584 3 жыл бұрын
@@mullaoslo TRUE Man nowadays movie is just CGI shit
@knightofjustice5475 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god everyone these days are far too cynical. You don't need to preface everything with "oh hohoh lol this movie is BAD but..." to justify you liking something.
@Moolers 3 жыл бұрын
If you feel guilty for liking one of the most beloved 90s action flicks, you need to reassess your life.
@LordMalice6d9 3 жыл бұрын
@@mullaoslo All 3 of them had Nicholas Cage in them also.
@tomtonka1915 5 жыл бұрын
+10 sins for a little girl being creepier than the serial killer.
@bigronnie9629 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO Holy Shit, I wish I could give this 100 likes
@PerfectAlibi1 5 жыл бұрын
What if the little girl KILLED the serial killer? XD
@kylemiller2414 5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t that be 10 sins minus? She should’ve knifed him too.
@jareds208 5 жыл бұрын
Tom tonka lol that would be funny if when the plane was flying away and she was waving she had blood on her mouth/face and his body was laying in the background 😂
@HaleyBug221 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, not creepier but shes really innocent naiive and just wants a friend.
@oshiramahiragana6894 5 жыл бұрын
Googled it. He actually did improvise most his lines lol Ahhh Dave Chappelle
@butterflyjill6887 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged him to. Why else have a comedian in your movie?
@remeez3169 5 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! (THE MOVIE WAS GOOD) WHAT WRONG WITH THE MOVIE. WHY THE MOTHERCUNT YOU DON'T MAKE A MOVIE. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT RUIN PEOPLE MEMORIES! Why The Fuck people supporting this. #CinemaSins You Fucking irritating People.
@remeez3169 5 жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara you supporting this fockery.. conair was a classic. CinemaSins has no friends
@dr.lemonpants432 5 жыл бұрын
@@remeez3169 Obviously you dont realize all of CinemaSins are sarcastic, and are to not be taken literally
@liveactionlink8736 5 жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara He's just trolling. He's copying and pasting the same comment all over lol
@colinlawlor8287 2 жыл бұрын
Could have saved you a lot of work. There isn't a single thing wrong with this film. It's literal cinema perfection. Thanks
@Rorywizz 10 ай бұрын
for real
@Riffmaster227 9 ай бұрын
Except for Cage’s accent!
@colinlawlor8287 9 ай бұрын
@@Riffmaster227 refer to above comment
@KonradvonHotzendorf 9 ай бұрын
Except that cage, a decorated veteran defending his 🤰 against hobos with criminal records ,would get any time ⌚ 😂
@heofonfyr6000 5 ай бұрын
Yep
@MiosPanties 3 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait. I've never actually seen Con Air, but are they seriously implying that Nic Cage's character goes to prison because the Judge said that, as a trained and decorated soldier, he didn't have the right to defend himself? Seriously?
@andymiller7390 3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@stevekaczynski3793 2 жыл бұрын
@@andymiller7390 This film is absurd. Enjoyable but absurd.
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer 2 жыл бұрын
No.
@johndoe-ek1qs 2 жыл бұрын
He's trained as a deadly weapon. Legally speaking, him punching someone is legally equated to stabbing or shooting them. Although the knife the guy he killed would legally justify his responding with lethal force.
@josephdillard9907 2 жыл бұрын
That "trained as a deadly weapon" thing is a Hollywood myth. It works ok for movies but in real life, in America, whether you're former military or not, regardless of what training you may have had, you absolutely have the right to defend yourself. At least, unless you live in a commie state like California, then who knows? Or nowadays if it's BLM or antifa randomly attacking you, then you actually get arrested for defending yourself apparently.
@dylanhinman9942 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Cage: "All right... What is my character's personality?" Director: "You"
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
oh...okay...I've got that one down pretty well by now unless distract...SQUIRREL!!!
@LadyOnikara 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the director said that for Wicker Man and Ghost Rider?
@Robbnlinzi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s you. You’re the rocket man.
@seaofflowers. 5 жыл бұрын
12:42 "oooh...did he take her face off?" Drop of tone was perfect😂👏
@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol. This channel is pure joy lol
@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't sin how Steve Buscemi's character got away completely unknown, considering how dangerous of a killer he was seen as.
@majornukehazard1989 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the biggest movie sin nobody has noticed, DAMN RIGHT👍 GOOD POINT.👌😘
@zackrum Жыл бұрын
And NO other patron recognizes him, like I think most of us know what Dahlmer, Gacy, Bundy looked like
@canofbeans1372 Жыл бұрын
@@zackrum also referencing the movie right?
@zackrum Жыл бұрын
@@canofbeans1372 obviously
@opscontaylor8195 8 ай бұрын
Also surprised the convoluted way Cyrus died wasn't a Sin.
@himitsu.no.rakuen 4 жыл бұрын
I knew the “agent lost his bladder” line would finally warrant a sin off because it is gold 👌🏻
@Palafertiil 3 жыл бұрын
I will occasionally sing this to myself. lol
@jessikamonroe3908 2 жыл бұрын
This is what started my love for sir John malchovic
@chrisallie4343 2 жыл бұрын
Thought he farted but shit himself
@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын
@Chris Allie The aren't didn't _actually_ mess himself in any way, did he? Thought that was just Cyrus being an ass.
@krizwatcher 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, come on, he kills a guy with a motorcycle and you fail to make a Ghost Rider reference?
@coreym162 5 жыл бұрын
Space/Time Paradox. Be careful. We don't wanna blow up the universe or have Biff as president.
@geraldgrenier8132 5 жыл бұрын
@@coreym162 Biff IS president
@Micktaylorify Ай бұрын
Ghost Rider was made 10 years AFTER Con Air … This is not Looper … stick to the current space/time continuum please.
@Coyotek4 5 жыл бұрын
I love the one line by Cyrus while explaining a plot in the sand: "... That's a rock!"
@EfftupSmith 4 жыл бұрын
only good line in the whole film. I'd call this film my guilty pleasure if I actually felt guilty about loving this appalling film.
@sleepingconscious6110 4 жыл бұрын
😂such a funny ass moment should have take. 20 sins off.
@nurse425 4 жыл бұрын
"Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on A PLANE to a song made famous by a band that DIED in a plane crash"! That one ALWAYS kills me, LOL!
@Garland.Greene2296 4 жыл бұрын
12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.
@AstrosElectronicsLab 3 жыл бұрын
"...oh."
@bravepigster 2 жыл бұрын
The “Cy- anara” line was pretty good, probably the most creative part of the movie.
@kimberleysmith818 2 жыл бұрын
Watched it last night with my other half as we do love this film. Halfway through I suddenly remembered this scene and reminded him of it laughing. We loved it when it happened. Cheesy movie but good for a ‘park your brain somewhere for a rest’ watch
@zachryder3150 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@user-em7pw9uy5h Жыл бұрын
Its very dumb though. why would he just say "Ci" and then make a pause? zero logic.
@Korninator1989 10 ай бұрын
In the german Version he says "buenas noches" xD
@jerichobeach2967 7 ай бұрын
@@user-em7pw9uy5hhe was in distress and he knew he effed up he coulda been pausing before his next word due to labored breathing - plus Cyrus was quick on the draw or else it wouldn’t have worked.
@robbiesmith1381 3 жыл бұрын
I'm southern, and Cage's southern accent is laughable.
@randomcomment3164 3 жыл бұрын
Depends. There are some pretty remote parts of Georgia, but they don't know the USA exists and wouldn't enlist in the Army.
@Fintastrophe21 3 жыл бұрын
@roy dabral tell that to every chick i talk to. The drawl gets em wet bro I'm telling you lmfao
@rainbowruler6453 3 жыл бұрын
@roy dabral Laughable till you say that to our faces.
@rainbowruler6453 3 жыл бұрын
@roy dabral Hahahaha 😂 couldn’t figure out an insult on the spot, so you had to go look at my profile to find something to make fun of. Lmao loser
@ghostface1500 2 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowruler6453 lmao what a tough guy
@zamicedt 5 жыл бұрын
John: Bold of you to assume there's anything wrong with Con Air.
@Sleepy_Muse 5 жыл бұрын
SarahGabriella John is a fictional character in a web comic that likes the movie, there making a refrence, take it easy
@zamicedt 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahgabriella84 I'm making a reference to a fictional character named John who adores the film Con Air. I'm not hating on CinemaSins or critiquing them in any way.
@rebeccapitoni5034 5 жыл бұрын
Go back to 2012
@idonthaveaname1925 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Worner bold of you to assume that the portion of the comic in which John starts FUCKING HATING con air doesn’t exist
@dbjb40 5 жыл бұрын
PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX!
@elg6197 5 жыл бұрын
"Or... ooohhh... did he take his..." *zooms in Cage* "Faceoff?" 🤣
@agentrogers8487 5 жыл бұрын
That had me geekin XD
@Darkmisterss0621 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing for solid few minutes at that one. 🤣😂
@rjg7112 3 жыл бұрын
"...this movie could have been over in 6 minutes...". My instant reaction to the harsh sentence Cage's character is given when there is plenty of mitigating circumstances, plus, clear evidence of him not being the aggressor in the situation. Is a military man, active or retired, and of any rank, going to be prosecuted given the circumstances of the case?
@mestupkid211986 3 жыл бұрын
No. Especially in Alabama.
@michelleprieur1 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe. Eons ago, my grandfather's brother kicked the Holy hello out of a guy who assaulted his wife, my aunt. He didn't just threaten her, like this, I mean he brutally hurt her. My uncle was army and he put the guy in a coma. He ended up being convicted of attempted murder and served over a decade. He never got so much as a speeding ticket before or since and still did serious time. He got a tough judge and his crappy lawyer talked him out of a jury trial. 🤷 lots of injustice in this world.
@MTC008 2 жыл бұрын
he missed the part of con air where Cyrus got thrown into a building strip in las vegas after the fire truck crane got hit into it where he was handcuffed then when he ejected from the severed truck crane he ended up throwing in an industrial site where he got killed by a hydraulic press did cyrus teleport?
@SalemElloit 2 жыл бұрын
@@michelleprieur1 hear stories like that all the time. I got a buddy whose wife kept getting texts from a random dude in his battalion to send him nudes. The guy was going as far as threatening her and so forth. My buddy told his commander what was up, and by the end of their conversation said if the commander wasn't going to do anything, he would. Buddy ended up driving to the guys house where the MPs met him, and took the firearms he had with him. Don't remember where he was at, but the crime of passion law there would've protected him if he ended up killing the guy. In the military you don't know who you're going to meet, and never know what type of stories you will hear. The one about your uncle, I have heard similar situation from someone a long time a go. I could tell more stories about this subject.
@amosdraak3536 2 жыл бұрын
@@SalemElloit Thanks for sharing, mate. So when you say the crime of passion law would’ve protected him, you mean your buddy could’ve legally killed the harasser?
@ebreshea 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: I don't wanna miss a thing. Subtitles: I've got a long missile thing. Me: nice.
@lindasmith6316 3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@andrewblanchard2398 3 жыл бұрын
👀 🚀
@jkmurphy3 4 жыл бұрын
A cinematic gem. Under appreciated in its time. Nicolas Cage’s finest performance. “Put the bunneyy back in the boxx”.
@mojowasabi8823 Жыл бұрын
The movie though not perfect, is great... but nick cage is awful in it
@boomstickcritique902 Жыл бұрын
@@mojowasabi8823 Hell no Nic Cage is friggin awesome His being cartoony and over the top is why we love him.
@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын
@MoJo Wasabi Nicolas Cage speaks in an almost aggressively monotone manner. Can't be anything but intentional, can it?
@chiapets2594 Жыл бұрын
Cinematic Trash
@jordynshepard7111 4 ай бұрын
*bunneh
@mechanizedMytha 5 жыл бұрын
john egbert gotta be a special judge for this one
@alscheep5521 5 жыл бұрын
@8R4ND0N 3LL1077 CRU23L1 do you mean kismesistude?
@RMJ1984 3 жыл бұрын
Did Cinema Sins really miss the part where Cyrus goes from being handcuffed to a firetruck ladder smashing into a pedestrian bridge "losing his shoes" to flying miles away, landing in a rock quarry with his shoes on, to then get crushed.
@leonpaelinck 2 жыл бұрын
that scene is so ridiculous he didn't even bother
@RMJ1984 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonpaelinck You make a good point!
@Michael-cz6ob Жыл бұрын
That part where he falls off that escalator thing (with the crusher visible far in the background) to literally being placed head first under that crusher 1 camera cut later always amuses me. I can only assume they filmed more with Cyrus's death scene but just heavily edited it down
@deborahhanna6640 4 жыл бұрын
I love this movie for all its ridiculousness. I love even more that cinemasins guy is completely losing it & just laughs halfway thru then has to start drinking to finish. Thank you cinemasins guy; I am sorry you had to give up that sobriety chip to entertain us- but it was selfless indeed.
@ShowbusinessKennel 5 жыл бұрын
Ok ok....it's not Oscar material....but I like this old 90's gem! Put the bunny back in the box already!😂😂😂
@CrazyFreak714 5 жыл бұрын
Dont mess with poes bunny 😄
@rcslyman8929 5 жыл бұрын
Awww, what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! Not the bunny.
@kyriss12 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. This movie was something of a guilty pleasure back in the day. Cinnasins problem is that they expect all movies to be high art, when most of them are supposed to be mindless entertainment. If you happen to laugh your ass off at the ridiculousness of it all, then you're still being entertained.
@caramonmajere447 5 жыл бұрын
Con Air, Demolition Man, Kiss of the Dragon, and Pulp Fiction were my favorite VHS tapes that I owned in college. I didn't have cable TV or internet either, lol. I watched these movies a LOT.
@jareds208 5 жыл бұрын
F’in right!!! This movie is great!!!!
@nature1972 4 жыл бұрын
"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"
@andrewblanchard2398 4 жыл бұрын
🐰📦
@Marinho.. 3 жыл бұрын
Brad Pitt:"What's in the boooooooxxx? "
@mikekendrick4586 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@AstrosElectronicsLab 3 жыл бұрын
Because movie has to movie and reasons?
@ramonsalazar32 3 жыл бұрын
make a move and the bunny gets it
@bmbougie 4 жыл бұрын
"It's a propeller going through a plane! No one will care!" Sounded like Gene from Bob's Burgers.
@VidelxSpopovich 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.It's absolutely something Gene would say.
@chrisallie2224 3 жыл бұрын
I like burgers
@chrisallie2224 3 жыл бұрын
Ever wondered where the word burger came from because it’s just a slice of cheese and processed meat and some lettuce and tomato sauce between 2 slices of bread 🥯
@nthgth 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisallie2224 it's probably just short for hamburger
@nuruneoguru 3 жыл бұрын
My wife overhead me watching this and just asked if the narrator was Kermit the Frog. Now I can't unhear it! 🤣
@nthgth 3 жыл бұрын
Damn she's absolutely right 😂
@oWatson 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@benignobrionesiii Ай бұрын
Holy crap. Can't unhear it now either.
@artgutierrez6568 5 жыл бұрын
Add 1,000 sins for John Cusack's character preferring that hundreds of innocent people possibly die in Las Vegas rather than shooting down 1 plane full of hardened convicts.
@rayhairston7582 5 жыл бұрын
No one in Vegas is innocent *ding*. And that birthed the youtube channel CommentSins
@EfftupSmith 4 жыл бұрын
@@rayhairston7582 You've seen Fight of the Black Angel obviously.
@Garland.Greene2296 4 жыл бұрын
@@rayhairston7582 12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.
@milton7763 4 жыл бұрын
Art Gutierrez Weeellll, it’s Vegas 🤷♀️
@harisghifari8588 4 жыл бұрын
Viva las vegas, heaven of sins, what u say?
@rugbyrick 5 жыл бұрын
"4. Dave Chappelle improvised most of his lines. Actually, that's probably not surprising to anyone who has seen his comedy. But he confirmed it on Inside the Actors Studio in 2006." - Confirmed, give the man credit.
@danprokopenko 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing... Nothing is wrong with this masterpiece.
@donthompson4555 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment the same! 😂
@2AForever-wi8yj 4 жыл бұрын
If you ever went to Vegas you would see about 20 in the last 10 minutes of the film
@danprokopenko 4 жыл бұрын
@@2AForever-wi8yj been there several times. When watching a movie like Con Air one must keep in mind the old phrase.. suspension of disbelief.....it's the ultimate shut your brain off dumb amazing action movie. So many cheesy one liners. Legendary film.
@RONJAE212003 4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@aumjayakishatriya2982 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is wrong with this comment appearing on every fucking sins video, Musical Autopsy, Worst Songs of and all the others.
@zillailluhr 4 жыл бұрын
“This is your bbq and it tastes good” lmaoooo
@mermaid0tails 5 жыл бұрын
They did the whole "hold on let me drink" thing while they were stuck at 413 sins... They wanted us to see. THEY WANTED US TO SEE
@Krixwell 5 жыл бұрын
Followed by the verdict in Dave red and John blue...
@BradTheAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
What is this a reference to
@Krixwell 5 жыл бұрын
@@BradTheAmerican Homestuck, like maybe three quarters of this comment section. 413 is the most important recurring number in Homestuck, because the comic started (in-universe and out) on 4/13/09. We Homestucks have flocked to this video because Con Air is of some importance in Homestuck. There's a major character who loves the movie and will reference and/or reenact certain scenes given the opportunity (one of these moments is animated and set to the song that plays at the end when Poe gives his daughter the bunny), and one of the bunnies used in the filming of the movie is, after almost thirty years of time travel shenanigans, a few makeovers and some universe hopping, plot critical.
@mermaid0tails 5 жыл бұрын
@@BradTheAmerican Let me tell you about homestuck
@Tanen5 5 жыл бұрын
@@Krixwell Haha, this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.
@DS_portraits 5 жыл бұрын
You missed the happy ending for steve bucemis child murderer character
@elg6197 5 жыл бұрын
He was drunk by that point.
@mafiacat88 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that made me feel....really uncomfortable.
@martinboyle9163 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy, I just watched Con Air the other day. I must say that your observations are completely spot-on! Edit: Yes, you can literally SEE the Vegas strip from the airport! WTF?
@andymiller6661 Жыл бұрын
Edit:
@RichM3000 5 ай бұрын
Future generations will think the old Hard Rock Casino was on the strip and no one will be able to tell them otherwise.
@RichM3000 5 ай бұрын
...and, you can see the airport from any reasonably high hotel room on the Strip that faces that direction (that aren't view-obstructed). It's quite big and obvious.
@guynoir5968 2 жыл бұрын
4:52 incorrect. The most random Dave Chappelle appearance in a movie is playing Tom Hank's friend in You've Got Mail.
@kratoscallofduty 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Con Air 2: Cruise Control.
@shriharihudli8596 5 жыл бұрын
What about Con Space set in, well, space?
@user-ny7tc2vl5f 5 жыл бұрын
More likely to be auto-pilot
@richardcoco9316 4 жыл бұрын
@@shriharihudli8596 it's called Armageddon.
@lamarmartin1813 4 жыл бұрын
Your mad cuz it was not good enough for you
@milton7763 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Con Air 2: Conned again, audience!
@meganwhite2295 5 жыл бұрын
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter
@sav3849 5 жыл бұрын
* How will i *
@holyassasin0544 2 жыл бұрын
How do I live starts playing...
@malejplayz7229 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@sidviscous5959 Жыл бұрын
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" Indeed, one of the pressing unanswered questions in cinematic history . . .
@user-em7pw9uy5h Жыл бұрын
and very dumb. what other way did he have to handle this situation except killing Billy? very convenient that he didnt put the bunny back XD
@sidviscous5959 Жыл бұрын
@@user-em7pw9uy5h but the Nicholas Cage character was perhaps not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
@dennisbythewood4785 3 жыл бұрын
Please do every movie with Steve Buscemi in it always. When he's in anyting it is ultimately elevated 2 cinematic gold. I was in Pennsylvania actually in Philly before the virus I was on a road trip and I went to the Pennsylvania State Penitentiary and Steve Buscemi did the recorded guided tour. Very epic I'm glad he did that and it was really cool. I saw Al Capone's cell. Anyway just every movie with Steve Buscemi do every single movie he's in.
@lv.2073 4 жыл бұрын
14:21 “Cy-“ “-onara” STILL the best pre-death one-liner I’ve *ever* heard
@jasondyrkacz8270 4 жыл бұрын
I would've taken a sin off because John Malkovich made that line work.
@M0rinkashi 3 жыл бұрын
The "Cy-" is "Say-", as in "Sayonara"; which means "Goodbye" in Japanese and I know what the guy was supposed to say. Just letting you know. :)
@vb8428 3 жыл бұрын
@@M0rinkashi Oh really?
@anticlaassic 3 жыл бұрын
Naaaaahhh thats gotta be you‘re fired
@M0rinkashi 3 жыл бұрын
@@anticlaassic You're completely wrong sadly...
@spencerjohnson2911 5 жыл бұрын
You have to admire John Malkovich and the lines he has in this movie. It's always a treat to watch him in character.
@spel9840 5 жыл бұрын
yup got 78 likes
@QuantaSolace 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that always confused me as to why he would get any prison time for killing a man in self-defense. Movie gotta movie I guess.
@kabouterwesley83 3 жыл бұрын
So the movie can happen
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, I love this movie, but I feel like there had to have been at least 10 other reasons why he got sent to jail and ended up on this plane besides the premise they used for this movie. If the main character was black, theeennnnn I would understand. I'm black and I lived in Alabama for a few years, so I am qualified to make this statement. 😁
@jaybee7271 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kattywagon29 racist race baiting yank yanks out of nowhere
@ylstorage7085 2 жыл бұрын
The crime was, self-defense WITHOUT using a gun!
@tinysounds1984 4 жыл бұрын
I'm appreciating the Beavis and Butt-head reference!! :D
@jibachulaloutre605 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: John Egbert and Homestuck fans: PUT THE BUNNY BACK GODAMIT
@kibatsurai8685 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr.
@itzfroggi22 5 жыл бұрын
Finally someone from homestuck that understood
@universerama5426 5 жыл бұрын
THIS MOVIE SUUUUUUCKS
@Astrela1 5 жыл бұрын
awe yis
@lemonberry01 5 жыл бұрын
My soul was sucked outta me the moment I saw John Egbert
@chthonicArbiter 5 жыл бұрын
Sins: 416 "We were this close to greatness."
@possidonnanobit5208 5 жыл бұрын
lol true
@blairblue6769 5 жыл бұрын
tru tho
@Ben_Guy 5 жыл бұрын
Just... Just 3 less and it'd be perfect
@blairblue6769 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Guy yeah : (
@axelwulf6220 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Guy 4 You mean 4
@joshuablack8221 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the silliest yet, enjoyable movies all time 🤣
@enderz1341 3 жыл бұрын
Reba McEntire was right when she sang "Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer, 'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands."
@crypttea 5 жыл бұрын
17:24 it has been confirmed that john egbert used to be an alcoholic
@thebiolibrary5572 5 жыл бұрын
surrealteleaf and John ended up becoming CinemaSins.
@AD-wz6nd 5 жыл бұрын
As a southerner, this accent took twenty years off my life, I swear to god...
@mickey6275 5 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@Novous 5 жыл бұрын
I have Nic Cage on cassette tape reading Huckleberry Finn.... in his "authentic" southern voice. It's glorious.
@taitjones6310 5 жыл бұрын
@@Novous lmfao
@alaly1027 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vorshack8968 4 жыл бұрын
@@Novous Ok but why though?
@MitchEXE-vs8ek 2 жыл бұрын
I love how a plane is crashing and everyone’s gonna die, old mate serial killer has a girls doll in his hands sing “we got the whole world, in our hands!”
@theflickchick9850 2 жыл бұрын
It's so funny because he's basically 😑 through the whole movie and then after he meets the kid and is about to die, he's like- "WHOOOOO"
@bedoyama2000 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best Cinema sin in history. I watch it at least once a year to LMAO. The Con Air documentary alone is worth 1000 sins. They rolled every Hollywood cliche and cheesy dialog rolled in one movie. They had to kill Cirus like three times and the final death literally comes out of nowhere.
@MonkeyButtMovies1 5 жыл бұрын
Sin for doing a John Malkovich and John Cusack movie and not making a Being John Malkovich reference
@akosleoszilagyi2529 5 жыл бұрын
That was after Con Air!
@isolatedhazard1741 4 жыл бұрын
That ‘bubba’ moment cracked me up 😂
@artieniem9749 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite childhood scenes was cage getting shot in the arm and just bossing through it.
@user-px7kx2gp1b 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 So you're telling me that General Hammond had to deal with a corpse over his car? Man, O'Neill should have brought that sometime in the SG base...
@KitasKorner88 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I was like wait that’s the general how did I never notice that. 😂😂😂😂
@finnishdove4150 5 жыл бұрын
Not sinning the HUUUGE weapon arsenal including full auto rifles and GRENADE LAUNCHERS in a PRISON TRANSPORT PLANE is the the most USA thing ever
@kleetus92 5 жыл бұрын
America! Fuck Yeah!
@vorshack8968 4 жыл бұрын
@@kleetus92 You misspelled 'Merica.
@kleetus92 4 жыл бұрын
@@vorshack8968 Ah, that I did!
@brendannyman7788 4 жыл бұрын
@@vorshack8968 learn to spell dumbass its America
@gatemadness 4 жыл бұрын
@@kleetus92 Thought you were referencing Team America
@ghastlyghifin4029 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, man, you missed the festivities by 12 days. The effort is appreciated, though.
@itzfroggi22 5 жыл бұрын
I smell a strider...
@itzfroggi22 5 жыл бұрын
@8R4ND0N 3LL1077 CRU23L1 damm thats pretty dark
@theactualbajmahal833 5 жыл бұрын
8R4NDON : Sorry, I don't trust prophets who can't spell.
@johng1758 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit balls!! Your best work so far sir! OMG the 300 sins for his accent, the pause to take shots!! I almost cried from laughing.
@axeburningfire2507 3 жыл бұрын
17:40 that sin counter tho
@notquiteripe5907 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite videos you have ever made!! Not to mention Con Air is one of guilty pleasures. “Put the Bunny back in the box”
@julz3tt3 5 жыл бұрын
Lol same here. Steve Buscemi is gold in this film
@geedee1264 5 жыл бұрын
'guilty pleasure' It's a very popular, very good 90s action movie with a few flaws, it doesn't qualify as a guilty pleasure
@spikedwk 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad he thinks it's sexist for a father to believe his baby will be beautiful.
@gothelvis3541 5 жыл бұрын
Also when the judge says because he knows martial arts he is a deadly weapon and NOT subjected to the same laws as normal people is totally wrong and not a law at all
@dbz4586 5 жыл бұрын
Ding.
@Guineken420 5 жыл бұрын
Not true. If you are a professional fighter you register your hands as “deadly weapons”
@999SickBoy666 4 жыл бұрын
@@Guineken420 You absolutely don't - that's a myth.
@eyebelieve3 4 жыл бұрын
Well guys, who is right who is wrong?
@noname8710 4 жыл бұрын
Not true. Chuck Norris has to have a concealed carry permit in all fifty states to legally wear pants.
@dulcehall5061 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your videos! They actually make me lol, and your take on the movies is more than a little entertaining. Going through a crazy time in my life right now, and you give me a moment of just fun. 🙂
@Pendragon667 Жыл бұрын
"Probably eating Popcorn? Yeah, it IS Popcorn!" Dude, even your subtitles are hilarious 😂
@mrmojomajestic8317 4 жыл бұрын
"Luck and Coincidence must be 69ing somewhere." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@meepiko 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: **takes a break at 413 sins** Homestuck fans: good homestuck reference
@meepiko 4 жыл бұрын
Im jewish.
@yuriventura2607 2 жыл бұрын
Some trivia: -Chappelle improvised most of his lines -John Cusack hates the movie -Trejo said there were a lot of tough guy competition behind the cameras And my favorite -Nic Cage actually travelled to Alabama to work on his accent
@Macephtopheles 3 жыл бұрын
Tbf, regarding Bubba's sweating, then poor control of blood sugars can lead to nerve damage and if it's nerves which affect sweat glands then excessive sweating can occur. It's actually more common with diabetics and not all that unusual. Admittedly, sweating is more prone for low blood sugars but it's not as much of a sin as made out... the worst was the fact he instantly recovers upon receiving insulin when having a hyper (not "hypo" as Cage calls it) when it takes around 30 mins to be registered by the body.
@know1squarter307 4 жыл бұрын
“Skool is veri importan” -Cameron Poe
@SorrySuckYou 4 жыл бұрын
It could be Poe realizes how badly his own life turned out due to his lack of schooling and wants a better life for his daughter...
@milton7763 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@milton7763 4 жыл бұрын
Peter B I could be it was rather the writers if this turd had that insight
@davidtaylor142 4 жыл бұрын
Peter B his life was great until he killed some guys in self defense and somehow got 15 years in a Supermax facility despite being a white soldier in Alabama where he would 100% get benefit of the doubt.
@Solomonsochill 4 жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣
@RedDeadRogers 5 жыл бұрын
I’m legit surprised it’s taken this long for this video to be sinned. But I’m really glad it’s up now! P.S.- Put. The. Bunny. Back. In. The. Box.
@jackstephens1993 5 жыл бұрын
Mista Jay Raw Tongue Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?
@Lamtitude 5 жыл бұрын
This movie is so cringey.
@sav3849 5 жыл бұрын
i think i cried a little.
@RedDeadRogers 5 жыл бұрын
Lamtitude If you’re a 90s kid like me, it’s a corny but in a great way good kind of nostalgia.
@thezdbailey 5 жыл бұрын
100% I assumed I'd already seen this before I clicked on it.
@nayf6847 3 жыл бұрын
"The next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse" _Uh...he won't see them if he'll be dead_
@skrimph 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVED this movie when I was a kid! I thought nick cage was so jacked and I wanted to do handstand push-ups just like him :)
@SliceOhBread 5 жыл бұрын
Sin for not having Samuel Jackson cameo saying “ I’ve had it with these motherfuckin cons, on this motherfuckin plane!”
@Rain-bp4di 5 жыл бұрын
SliceOhBread this movie was out long before snakes on a plane... can’t have a cameo that does not exist... 10 sins for you!
@SliceOhBread 5 жыл бұрын
Rain 825 Tru tru and Ik that. I shoulda put “(sarcasm)” warning at the end tho
@mattyc.9332 5 жыл бұрын
Bahaha!
@capablecow 5 жыл бұрын
If y'all made another channel "Drunk CinemaSins" I would watch that.
@izabellabenedek7860 5 жыл бұрын
we need that!
@bohannonorr7665 5 жыл бұрын
BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!
@LaceyMaeful 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS 🙌🙌🙌
@pomerlain8924 4 жыл бұрын
15:03 The plan was that they were going to get on Cindino's plane to get out of the country to complete their escape (though I don't know how they all would have fit in a gulf stream jet.). Cindino tried to double cross them and leave them, but Poe wrecked the jet, exposing Cindino which is why he got burned alive by Cyrus. And then the fact that Larkin had called in for backup meant that they needed to get back on the prison plane and get it back in the air, though they had hardly any fuel left.
@RC_928 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly think Cyrus and Cindino were going to get on the plane and ditch everyone in Lerner
@MASTEROFEVIL 10 ай бұрын
@@RC_928That was the original plane
@lary6420 2 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about this movie, it's still so much fun to watch all these big personalities work off each other and is truly a movie you have to see at least once.
@Sweet68Camaro 5 жыл бұрын
The slow motion. The over the top explosions The campy lines THAT ACCENT!! The 90's
@DaraGaming42 4 жыл бұрын
"Perfection"
@thebinarygeekfx3117 4 жыл бұрын
@@DaraGaming42 love it
@AstrosElectronicsLab 4 жыл бұрын
John Malkovich ... OH YEAH!
@maxdembo5242 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my best friend loved this movie when we were teens. Gotta love the 90s. It’s so cheesy but I have this nostalgic love for it. 😂
@CeeCeeB. Жыл бұрын
Same lol
@lmbachman 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part of this is 2:21. where Jeremy gets Cage's horrible southern accent down. "for having the gall to dance with my wife. They were perfectly within their rights." Best. Line. EVER.
@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, I'm watching this again and you KNOW I'm going to say something about the bunny. The bunny owns you.
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
Not enough wicker hats full of bees. Otherwise, perfect.
@jaredmaples1759 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cannibalbunnygirl 5 жыл бұрын
No no they're in my eeeeyyyyyyeeeessss
@theblocksays 5 жыл бұрын
Also needed a Chappelle Show audio clip when Pinball was falling, at least a, "Gimmie some crack?" or something. LOL
@donclintos5709 5 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with gone in 60 seconds/60 sins Btw do all the nick cage movies
@jayw804 2 жыл бұрын
It's one of those movies when you just disengage your brain and rational thought and enjoy how stupidly fun it is. My favourite action movie of all time.
@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is a troma film with a budget! proof how big actors love to have fun!
@zebontheweb 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this in the theatre... I remember taking the bus home and wondering 'what the hell was that'???
@Igorcastrochucre 5 жыл бұрын
"If you say a word about this on the radio, the only wings you'll se will be of the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse" This is 'Spawn pushes a guy to the left to go to his right and turn left anyway' levels of someone wrote this and pat themselves on the back afterwards thinking it would look badass.
@jaeusa160 5 жыл бұрын
Seeing this, I can't help but feel like we should've had a "Turd in the wind" voiceover at the end for that scene.
@punkandrockgirf 5 жыл бұрын
You're unironically late. John and Dave would be disappointed
@gaysatan5040 5 жыл бұрын
13 days ago this wouldve been perfect
@johndann9196 5 жыл бұрын
Nani?!
@blairblue6769 5 жыл бұрын
john shall now shed a single tear
@MarzipanPie23 5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps Paradox Space's weird time shit got in the way?
@Itsjustwack 4 жыл бұрын
This could have been over in 10 seconds with a simple “It has Nick Cage” infinite sins. Have a good day.
@Kralkuscov 3 жыл бұрын
300 sins from one thing? This is Con Air mannnnnnn it's great.
@LEE-337 5 жыл бұрын
*YES! We're back in the 90's! I feel Shawshank Redemption on the horizon!* *ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!*
@JohnDoe-vn1we 5 жыл бұрын
Wow are you an asshole. Everytime you spam this shit I hope they push back sinning that movie a full year.
@LexTakacs 5 жыл бұрын
The thing with Shawshank Redemption is... it's a pretty much flawless movie. Not the best movie ever, maybe not your kind of movie, but it's just sooo hard to sin it or point the finger at bad things - There are almost none. So yeah. If you really wanna have a EWW, they'd have to sin shit like haircuts, stupid faces or stuff like "that material wasn't used much at that time period". Stupid, forced stuff I might say.
@davidfuhr5455 5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume there is a flaw in that movie.
@kibatsurai8685 5 жыл бұрын
I SAID PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!!! P.S.: Fellow, Homestuck fans, get OVER here and start listening to the Nic Cage Song.
@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx 4 жыл бұрын
i have a hammer with me but my john cosplay isnt-
@MKDumas1981 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all-time favorite movies, and this EWW had me dying, like Cindino in the hangar garage. "Cy-" "-onara!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ffollies Жыл бұрын
12:02 but sweating like you're starring in A Time to Kill isn't usually on the symptoms list. Hahaha, that line literally had me LOL
@janissparinskis 5 жыл бұрын
413 extra sins for Liv Tyler/Terry Kiser
@justiceboggs1655 5 жыл бұрын
Homestuck?
@universerama5426 5 жыл бұрын
413!? REEEEE homestuck
@alscheep5521 5 жыл бұрын
aaaa I knew my people would be here also, meat or candy
@nickcalderon2637 5 жыл бұрын
@@alscheep5521 Meat timeline for me, thank you.
@alscheep5521 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickcalderon2637 ye, candy's so fucked up
@alscheep5521 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: *posts this* Homestuck fans: *fLOOD IN*
@gustlammens2838 5 жыл бұрын
I like to believe they watched and started on 413
@liliasleftjacketsleeve 5 жыл бұрын
SWEAR
@Rviere 5 жыл бұрын
Me xD
@soumilsingh8530 5 жыл бұрын
Why does everybody in the comments section keep referencing homestuck ?
@liliasleftjacketsleeve 5 жыл бұрын
@@soumilsingh8530 because john egbert, the main character of homestuck, liked nic cage and con air
@Nymphonomicon 4 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed the parking in the handicapped spot line didn't end with "when an apple is not handy or their hands are not free to be holding an apple."
@thorny7138 3 жыл бұрын
No type of fuel can be lit with a cigarette unless you're literally taking a hard drag while it's in the fuel. Overused movie myth at 14:24.
@jessmeyer2077 5 жыл бұрын
I can see you quickly going more and more insane throughout the movie. Remove one sin.
@liliasleftjacketsleeve 5 жыл бұрын
PUT THE BUNNY!! BACK IN *THE BOX!!*
@LemontLMontyJohnson 4 жыл бұрын
Vannessa King Why couldn’t you put the Bunny back in the box?
@andrewblanchard2398 3 жыл бұрын
🐰 📦
@wonderingmind28 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I know this is late but can we get more drunk cinema sins. That was some next level hilarious you pulled there.
@shaunhake5329 Ай бұрын
One of my favorite movies from my childhood. Id give anything to go back to the night my dad rented this from blockbuster and we all watched it together as a family.
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