*writers of the show* - don't worry , kids don't have access to these ingredients. *These adults* -

he’d rather eat, a pizza slice, with fudge and garlic and down it with beer!

I love how as soon as James drinks the Rolling Rock, he snaps straight into character. XD

This will always be one of my favorite James Rolfe videos. It's honestly kind of a genius idea (at one's own expense).

"Face it bud, peanut butter and clams are an acquired taste!"

James: "That was pretty good actually." "want another?" James: "No." 😂😂😂

it's videos like this that make me wish I had friends

James talking to himself in the mirror like he's trying to quit drinking or something in a 90's movie! XD

Watching James get progressively drunker is the best part of this video

Everyone in the background looks like background characters in Scott pilgrim

6:11 Little bit of AVGN popped out of James!

6:10 That Rollin' Rock is like the potion from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, except it turns James Rolfe into the Angry Video Game Nerd.

These people have a dog's stomach. They can eat anything. James getting more and more drunk as time passes, quite Epic.

9:17 That scene still makes me and my father laugh to this day. And we saw this the week it came out.

4:05 "He was smoking like a joint" Now we know why Michelangelo is always hungry... and sounds high.

0:12 tunafish, peanut butter, and grape jelly 0:27 peanut butter, and clams 1:06 peanut butter, avocado, and extra pickles 1:31 marshmallow, and pepperoni 2:14 marshmallow, and asparagus 2:37 marshmallow, and guacamole 2:59 butterscotch, and onions with anchovies 3:53 tea, and toast 4:21 chocolate sprinkles, and clam sauce 5:04 chocolate chip cookies 5:29 chocolate fudge with extra garlic 6:23 chocolate fudge, sardine and chili pepper with plenty of whip cream 7:45 hot fudge, and anchovies 8:15 pepperoni, and hot fudge 8:39 pepperoni with pickles 8:51 jellybean, and sausage 9:06 peanut butter, salami, and double yogurt 9:29 shredded coconut, and sweet pickles 9:47 strawberry surprise with anchovies sauce 10:09 hot oatmeal 10:23 popcorn 10:53 anchovies, and bananas 11:09 goulash 11:36 granola, and licorice

This has long been one of my favorite things that Cinemassacre did. It never fails to make me laugh, and it looks like they had a wonderful time. It is done in a way that makes you feel like you were there with them.

The worst part was when they served coffee afterwards and there was only one bathroom

"It's Anchovies and Hot Fudge!" "Awww... Anchovies again!" My favourite line!

April: So, what do you guys like on your pizza? Michaelangelo: Oh, you know. The usual stuff. Flies... stink bugs..

Haven't seen this in AGES.

Writers back in the day: _Let's come up with pizza topping combinations nobody will _*_ever_*_ try!_

Honestly, I missed James Rolfe's younger voice.

I love it when everyone says "Fuck you, Michaelangelo!" Literally brought me to tears!

6:08 hm he sounds like AVGN, I wonder if they know each other

James been realizing out childhood desires and showing us how stupid those desires were.

6:45 "ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKER MIKE YA READY FOR THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PIZZA!?"

4:09 - "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." - Mike Matei, channeling his inner Jean Luc Picard

Oh yeah!! I commented about this the other day. Thanks for putting it up Mike.

"Yo dudes, I like totally tricked these nerds into eating all these disgusting pizzas"

First of all, it's funny to see all of your reactions to trying all of these weird pizza topping combinations. Second, anyone else considered that maybe the turtles have different taste buds compared to humans so they may not find these pizzas that disgusting?

Nobody: Mike: “C’mon dude! Put some fucking fudge on there!”

I bet James is naturally the life and sould of the party at any party.

Suddenly Japan's mayonnaise and corn pizza doesn't sound so bad anymore.

1:26 James: that was pretty good actually Want another one? James: *N O*

Lol, from my biased italian perspective: watching this video is like watching a snuff movie.

4:44 “it’s like miniature rat shit” Splinter: “did someone want chocorate sprinkres?”

So glad this is getting a re-upload along with the mario dvd menu review 😂

I remember seeing this years ago, and I'm still amazed that a group of friends actually took on this challenge.

This makes me actually tempted to try the pickles and pepperoni or popcorn pizza, those didn't seem horrifying.

That’s so cool, it’s like James and Mike are the local hero’s and famous people. I truly respect these guys !!

2:32 "Want more?" "No, I don't!" XD

I like how the final group shot, they're all flipping of Michelangelo with two fingers, because it looks like the turtles' hands (only 3 fingers). I hate to be the one idiot explaining the joke, but I did't notice that back when this was uploaded years ago.

Thanks Mike and James and April for sharing your memories with us.

So your toilet humor was based on experience after all.

"Goes well with Pino Grigio." *2 seconds later* "Actually it doesn't."

I'm so thrilled you put this back up!! It's one of my favorite videos to watch over and over!

On today’s episode James and Mike convince friends that they hate them through the language of food 🥘 😂

A true classic reuploaded in glorious 480p resolution. Cowabunga dudes!

No wonder the turtles lived in the sewer,those pizzas probably destroyed their asses every night.

Haven’t seen this video in a longtime. It’s great that you are uploading the older videos. Much appreciated.

Lol 12:29 "Michaelangelo your're disgusting! You're no longer my favorite turtle! 🖕For inventing these horrible pizzas!"

"You know, that one was pretty good actually" "Really?" "No..." XD

Great to see a classic reuploaded! You guys often bring up this taste test, so it was kinda weird to not have it on any official channel. And seriously when you think about it this truly is one for the annals. Trying the TMNT's weird pizzas is something that somebody HAD to do, and you were the ones to go and do it.

I wish James did more videos like this lol This is amazing to see so many people in a video that he seems genuinely friends with.

I don't know who cleaned your bathroom that week, but they deserve a medal.

You want another one? James: *deadpan* NO! 😂😂😂😂❤️

Im honestly glad that quarantine has kinda forced Mike to go digging for old footage. These have been some amazing videos that I dont think would have gotten uploaded otherwise. Love you guys!

The toilet probably was destroyed after filming.

6:54 mikes face lmao. U were grest here dude. Homestly. Loved ur reactions throughout

Yay!!! One of my favs! Rare Mrs Nerd appearance I think. You guys all rock and I wish you safety and health

I would join the Foot Clan just to make these reptiles pay for these abominations

I love these classic vids. Never change James!

3:27 I remember the original charge port...

It's awesome to watch these old video of you and your friends. Very nostalgic. ^_^

This is one party I’d love to go to.

This is the craziest TMNT video I’ve ever seen. Much respect to James and crew

Played the hell out of this video freshman and sophomore years of high school!

Next time I get into the Pineapple on Pizza debate I'm going to show the person this video.

I am so happy to see these kinds of videos coming back!!!! To me this is when James and crew were at their best! Content seemed so personable. Everyone seemed so happy, and talking about and doing things we liked as kids...remember the video where they tried transforming transformers in a time limit....or all the tmnt toys.

James getting drunk and eating made-up pizza recipes from an 80s cartoon is amazing.

"That was pretty good actually" "Well do you want another one" *immediate dead face stare* "no"

you can always tell its an old video from the length of Mikes sideburns.

Thanks for re-uploading this one Mike! Would love to see you guys try this again Ryan, Tony and the others

Thank you James, this was very entertaining. I’d love to see more challenge videos in the future.

I thought it would have been funny when James was hyping up mike to eat the pizza, Mike instantly threw it up

I love how you can see some of James' mannerisms and expressions that he carries over into the Nerd.

Great to see all these archived videos come back from the site. Thanks mike!

James, I've been really loving these recent trips down memory lane!!! I remember this video from back in the day, it's an absolute classic!!!

Hah, I knew this'd be up sooner rather than later Always crack up at "You are no longer my favorite turtle"

Wow, I must have watched this 10 years ago before I ever knew who James or Mike were. This is trippy. I also always wanted to do this.

Ohmygosh I’ve been lookin for this exact video for ages. I’m so excited you reuploaded it lol

This was my favorite video of you guys back in the day. Thanks for reuploading it so i don't have to hunt it down on some rando's youtube!

Say what you want about the taste of these pizzas, their sound in the cartoon is awesome. You know what sound I'm talking about: 5:32 THAT ONE.

I wonder how many Rolling rocks were drank that night

Hah I was just thinking about this video recently. Thanks for reposting!

I remember when this video was published, I put marshmallows on a pepperoni pizza and... it was one of the best food decisions I ever made

The pizza with chocolate chip (cookies) actually doesn't sound nor look too bad.

Marshmallows and pepperoni is actually really good. 😋😋😋

Dude I have ALWAYS wanted to do this. Watching this is so incredibly satisfying right now, I am so glad you did this.

I love all Mike's impersonations

"That was pretty good actually" "Do you want some more?" "No" 🤣

It's 3:30 am your bedroom door swings open The last thing you hear is... 06:18

YES! I been waiting for this to be put on youtube! I been going back to the vine massacre site to watch all these oldies but goodies

This was so cute! Also, the woman with the scarf was hilarious through this bring her in more!

I remember seeing this a long time ago when it first came out. Glad to see it resurface

6:18 "Common dude! Let's have some fuckin fudge on there!" XDDDDDD Mike killed me there but when James said no to another piece I died too XD Love to see this kinda stuff!

Love this video! Glad it’s on the channel now!!!!

What the heck lol this is mad old 😂 but it's cool it's finally on your channel.

Never in my life I would see the AVGN drinking wine XD