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Would the Children of the Corn be called Kernels?

Imagine walking in a forest and you hear a voice saying and that was their biggest mistake

the only reason why she was evil is because she was already dead. The the monster or how i like to call it the croot (corn groot) has fully taken her over and used her like a full body flesh/skin suit and messed with every kids mind waiting until it ran out of time. Thats what i got out of this

original is still way more scary in my mind. this reboot might look flashy with some good looking gore, but the intense psygologic horror in the original will always scare me way more.

about the end...can a monster stay defeated for once? Sure it got super predictable that the monster would loose in the end...nowadays, it's the opposite... every horror movie ends with "but the horror is not over yet...the monster is still alive" ... it became like the Squidward meme: Director: "and the movie ends with the monster open its eyes/claiming the protagonist's life" Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"

One flaw you have is assuming the adults in this movie would actually listen to you. I feel like (especially if you’re a teenager) the adults in this version of the movie are too full of themselves to want to listen to anyone else. One adult even threatened Eiden, not caring that she was the one who’d decide if they all die or not

I'm pretty sure this channel is getting a new voice to do some videos because of how often videos come out per week. It takes a lot of work behind the scenes to watch these films, script it, do the voicework, and edit it all together. The channel creator outsourcing stuff like editing or having another person do the voicework occassionally makes sense *and* gets the videos out on the days promised to viewers without burning out How To Beat as much.

Eating a piece of a demon corn monster doesn't really sound like a good idea especially since they were talking about toxic fungus earlier.

Siding with the children is the obvious winning move. They're the winning team, after all. They trusted Bo. As long as she didn't betray them she was fine.

the original was my first horror movie I ever watched. I was 4. it's "corny" to watch now but no kids are creepier than Malachai & Issaac lol

I like our main man but I can see why he needs other guys to help him out. I think they just need to work on their delivery and their engagement to the script. I'm not totally opposed to them.

Much prefer the old commentator tbh, he nails the energetic spirit the new one doesn’t have

Why did the weird mock trial have to be at night in the first place? Why was kidnapping their dad part of Bo’s plan?

As a Nebraskan this is just another weekend in most small towns

How did I completely miss this reboot coming out.

A thing with the Urine-Soaked fabric. That works only in specific circumstances. Where the Ammonia in urine helps to counteract the gas. The fabric would help slightly to reduce the amount of gas, but not much. So i dont think that'd work

The first thing I thought about was boosting each other out of the hole as well. Even if every adult was handcuffed (and how many damn handcuffs did those kids have, even in the whole police station, and Beau and Cecil already had some for their dad and mom before even going there), you could still form stirrups and boost each other out. Not sure about getting everyone, and still probably would have a hard time fighting that many armed kids while bound, but some could have run out into the corn (they wouldn't know about the monster at that point).

This is roughly how my friends and I played as kids. Only wooden formulas and tree houses are still missing. And yes... Such a group of kids would almost always end up splitting into two factions, kudos to Eden for keeping it cohesive.

I read the title WAY WRONG and i thought it said "how to beat children" 😂

I feel like the adults had a freebie when they where released into the corn. Only one monster and as long as they stick near the edge, like as soon as they go in, turn left or right and walk parallel to the road, just exit a mile up and run to the nearest town for help.

Eden does have an odd habit of agreeing with Beau's idea throughout the movie.

10/10 for the Korn Smashing Pumkins joke lol

Adult: running away from the monster The corn kid: eats the monster and sing “It’s corn”

yeahhhhh..i'm calling that ending a dream sequence. between her clothing, the disspearing ring...the way the monster-eden just sort of poofed into being with no corn around.....not to mention why on EARTH she would be traipsing around there with no escorts of company of any kind.....it's just a nightmare.

Even if the script weren't so damn bad, without the original Malachi and Isaac it's not as good. Those guys were creepy af.

5:03 It’s why they use as little as possible when treatment requires patients to go under, and they only use it if necessary for a serious enough procedure

"I thought this movie was about corn, not smashing pumpkins" 90s kid here cringelaughing at this. Well played. 😂

Average day in Iowa

Seems like horror movies have given up on giving the audience someone to root for in the movie

Back in my first year of highschool (2013-2014) my world history teacher used to call us Children of the Corn, so it's finally time for me to see what this movie is like. He told me it's about the whole "kids killing anyone older" bit, but not the sacrifice part

I like how the halothane says "can be leathal to Humans" in big bold letters on the tank and they still put a fucking hose on it

Right as the kid knocked out Bo an ad came on that said “I’m down” as the opening line 😂

If there's a part 2 to this, I want to see how "Mayor Bo" or "Dictator Bo" manages another town 🤣 I can already imagine all the rules, 1. Kids punished brutally 2. Parents punished brutally 3. Supernatural monster's hunted down brutally.

its funny because burning the crops in the field would probably put a lot of ashy nutrients into the soil. so it looks like that problem was solvedafter all. 😅

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I can't believe a bunch of grown ass adults can't beat kids half their size. They could literally one punch man the kids regardless of them having weapons. Also can we talk about how a ton of farmers don't have one gun that Bo could use.

Is the old voice over taking a break or is this a permanent change? I miss the chaotic energy of the previous one

I love your videos they are so good and they make my day

When I watched the first Children Of The Corn movie as a kid, it scared the hell out of me.

7:00 nice references

This is what happens when you don’t come on down and buy some corn because he will sacrifice your new born

20:09 Howtobeat: if I was an adult, I’d suggest a better death game

Great video brother haven't seen this one in a long time.

This video felt like it had a lot of deja vu. Repeated yourself word for word a few times throughout. Video felt longer than it needed to be.

I remember the 2009 version being my 1st favorite horror movie as a kid

Bro who is this narrator? Nah the OG one needs to come back.😂

I'm now terrified because I live in nebraska

Man oh man I guess if I saw things were going this south I’d pull an Anakin and go to town on those Younglings after I got a halfway decent weapon, starting with the ring leader and working my way down from there.

As a person who sleeps in the day I'd be fine in such a situation

I honestly would of gone as far as I can away from the corn field at the end of the movie, seems kind of dumb to return to a burned up corn field

Hey it would be really interesting if you could do the saw series considering there are A lot of traps 😅😅

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I want a How to Beat horror anthology. Each movie would be either zombie, slasher, plague etc. And the protagonist is someone who has watched all of How to Beats videos. In the end the protagonist always lives, be it hero or not. But actually making the correct and smartest decisions in the moment. All due to this wonderful channel!

Love the thumb nail: "How to beat children... of the corn."

I think "how to beat the rumbling (from Attack on Titan)" would be pretty interesting (or why you wouldn't survive it)

I can't help but think the adults were the real villains of this story. Sure the kids didn't have to respond by killing everyone but still none of it would have happened if they didn't treat the kids like they were nobody

in case anyone wanted to know, the pastor is the beach caretaker in aquamarine (2006)

Good video keep it up and what with different person talking?

I love your chanell you're one of the best horror movie chanells ever

I would simply tell the monster: "you look delicious..."

What would I do? Oh just gonna grab my guns form my closet and just start blasting the frick out of the corn field not to mention adding a little flamethrower

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the orginal childern of the corn will always be my fav this was so bad

Groot really turned to the darkside

That little girl probably thought the lighter was a vape charger. Taking a bite out of a monster that eats entire humans like popcorn wouldn't help.

"but i thought this movie was about corn not smashing pumpkins" good one

Just a question: Could you consider making video about how to survive in ,,The100"? At least 2 first seasons.

im honestly a sucker for child horror movies this sounds sick

Honestly, I like how this person is recapping. I like something new and fresh. Yes it's not what we are used to but this man has a unique way to his voice over. I hope to hear more of you in the future. Have a damn good day 😊

I’m. Not getting bodied or anything by kids they can be whatever I’m still rocking tf out of everyone of dem wit just bare fists Ong 💪🏽

I just watched slimecicle's "corn" video before this, and the timing is... P E R F E C T

Honestly good for those kids.

Thank you for doing this movie I’m on the fence about seeing and I actually might now

16:30 the lifting thing is indeed not bad ... but thats short term like what are you going to do after? lower him again while you cut the rope? that plan only works if 1 of you does it while the other tries to find a permanent solution

"Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn." - Their new town motto

Bo just keeps making terrible decisions

HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY (LOUDEST EVER)

But like why help the parents when you could be a child of the corn Get rid of toxic parents in exchange for an entity that genuinely cares for my well-being? Hell yeah, I'll take that any day

I’m watching this right before I go to sleep 😅

A prequel showing bit by bit the events leading up to the wholesale slaughter of all the adults in town while not directly referencing he who walks behind the rows but more on the interactions between the kids, the beginnings of the cult, the townspeople and the hero would be the blue man from the original. But no, let's see some more syfy crap. I loved Eden, she was the only part of the movie I liked but it would have been better if she was like Isaac or Malachi's sister and she helped create the cult.

So this is another go in Stephen King's Children of the Corn. I hope they're not pusing it with all the remakes like they did with Carrie.

lol when eden was crying i was laughing i felt like she deserves to cry

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Not too often that the way one would “how to beat” is just to eat the monster. Still, hard to say if there’s draw backs to eating that much corn. Then again, it could be like how this film ended.

Obligatory new voice comment. I honestly don't mind - it's definitely different, but not bad - I just miss the "that was their biggest mistake" line. Feels like newguy needs to have his own phrase for me to look forward to each video.

I’m watching this as I’m about to have a corn roast

“Ok, I know Boe wanted to get some dirt on the parents, but I don’t think this is what she had in mind” 💀

So Beau found her father dead and told him she's sorry and then Eden found the monster dying and told it she's sorry *that's kinda f-cked up*

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Have a damn good day.

Hey could you do a how to beat are you afraid of the dark curse of the shadows Im interested to see your take on beating the shadow man

That’s the worst ending ever

So, these twerps kill her boyfriend, then her mother. What does she do? Runs up to negotiate, of course. 🤦

Is it me or is that slimcicle's sacrifice to the corn? The: come down here and try some corn and we will sacrifice youre new born

This movie forgot the first rule of movie remakes: Don't be bad.

Eating corn may not be a good idea because that may give it more control over you.

Neverrrrrrrr knew they made a remake 💀

Better get the corn kid out there

Oh yea, they did remake this one. I forgot.