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broooooo i said it first wth

I mean how? His body got mutilated beyond fixing. It's either death and putting him out of his misery... or somewhere to keep him "alive and safe" Edit: It has come to my attention that many are aginst what I said, and I totally agree and I want to apologize. I didn't think about the possibility of rehabilitation and if possible, trying to fix his body.

BAHAHA for real? So because he's medically compromised, the best thing to do is treat him like a walrus?

@@kingredacted Should we put disabled people in farmer fields since they're "vegetables" too?

@@jonahbrown5669 this the best reply istg

You don't hear him complaining

That’s the moment I just loved life for goofy ish like that lol

also why does he look like walter white lmfao

If someone made a ripoff then ppl would fall over theyr chair

@@-_XD "Wallace you need to get into this walrus costume" "Mr. Tusk we need to fight" "Wallace we need to cook"

@@vambrosiaofficial 😂

Dead ass tho, man coulda said “there was a welcome carpet on the floor”

Fr Fr

Do you think this dude is just constantly analyzing everything? Like does he literally trust nobody?

he should have seen the door knock as it means they are gonna kill you

"There are stairs in the house, and he's wheelchair bound. And oh, look! A creepy mask"

Apparently he originally got this idea from a Craigslist ad. The ad had a guy in a walrus costume and wrote something like "if you want the room you have to dress up as a walrus and act like one" it was a harmless cute joke I honestly can not believe someone would look at a funny joke like that and think "huh what a funny joke. It would be better if it was turned into a horrific movie about a man being turned into a walrus for the rest of his now miserable life."

I love this 😌

honestly this is how the writing process goes. I've seen both sides of the political isle and how both sides can go wrong for people and now I'm working on a whole ass book LMAO@@Aratakiittofan

What’s even crazier is that Silent Bob made it! Lol

You should watch the rest of Kevin Smith's movies. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing amy, Jay and Silent Bob strike back etc...

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

Not really

Agreed, ts is dumb

I agree. I can't handle most horror, but body horror is just a different beast. I tried watching some scenes from Made in Abyss a while back. Big mistake. The body horror was so intense I was getting physically ill, to the point I almost threw up.

Facts

yes! and any medical professional with weird vibes!

Yup..

Or if they’re younger, but they are a doctor, and are still rich, residing in a mansion all alone, that’s also bad.

I feel like at this point when there are rich people who have too much money they just thinking "Hey, I'm bored. Let's turn someone into a walrus!"

Ex-fucking-actly.

And don’t drink anything they gave you! How are people so stupid lol

@@espressobliss5685 fr like theres this movie, the human centipede (first sequence) and like idk every horror movie where the killer is weird asf

Frr there are so many signs that the situation is not likely to let you out alive but the main characters are always so stupid and ignore these thinking it’s a normal tuesday

@@CreatorOnYTReal I mean I’ll admit I have only gone to a strangers house once because I slipped off the road in my car in the winter and it was a country road… freezing and I didn’t have my phone. The closest house was a 10 minute walk in the snow but I got lucky they were good people lol

Yeah, that ending kind of angered me a little. They didn't even consider that option...

​@@mekingtiger9095 Tusk is a parody of the body horror genre, it intentionally lacks any slither of sense

@@ElManReborn616 That makes sense... ironically.

It's not a suit, his body is the walrus

It's not a suit, his body is the walrus

This comment right here has made this movie so much funnier to me

Very meaningful. Truly brightened my day to hear your thoughtful words.

🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I am the eggman, you are the eggman, I am the Walrus! Coo coo ka choo!”

Fax tho

Why tf did they even have to fight? I haven't watched the movie so can someone please give some context?

@@z.o.a.r.7813 According to Howard it was over the guilt of not giving Mr. Tusk a chance to fight back and defend himself. Which resulted in him horrifically attempting to create a pseudo Mr. Tusk using Wallace and others to fight in his place.

@@z.o.a.r.7813 I am not sure which two you mean - so i explain both. Howard fought (and killed) the original Mister Tusk because he was starving while wounded on an island, and it was his only way to survive. For Howard and Wallace - Howard still felt guilty for killing and eating Mister Tusk, so he wanted to fight a -fair- fight against Mister Tusk to relief his guilt. That's the whole reason for turning someone into a walrus - he wanted a fair fight with the original walrus. :) Hope that makes it clear.

@@coffcoff3342 ohh thanks for the explanation, it really made me confused lol

This! I always tell someone where I’m going

Ah, he's fine; He has a beachball to play with and lots of fish.

if you can get mentally changed, you can get changed back. maybe not physically

like at least put him out of his misery

@@mreggs7488 But he's a walrus and they're a protected species. GreenPeace will get upset.

@@robertstallard7836 in the word's of the twitch streamer asmongold "Fuck em" lol

Good to see you around flossy

Flossy!!!

Love the reviews

Agreed

And horrifying

Explicit version, please.

@@somebody-pd9rg Massive infection leading to a swift and agonising death.

yup he would have died from terriblely painful sepsis form all the unsanitary mutilations in a couple of days.

Also, depending on the procedures, the body would just outright reject them thinking they are not supposed to be thay way, making the body try and fix itself Also any foreign object added would also make it worse

I’m willing to bet ten bucks that Evil Walrus Psycho over here has done this before enough that he can prevent it And his travels probably gave him some ideas on how to prevent the rejections

I Never thought of that before,that’s a really interesting tidbit

😂😂😂😂

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣☠️

wtf they want me to do💀

I’m not

Fr like what am I going to do other than just accept my walrus fate 😭

anxiety level : still high 😅

Yes

Boy oh boy i wished that he uploaded this sooner, i watched the actual movie and i had several sleepless nights.

@@Entity.3.least you know how to beat it now.

Yas fr 😂

LMAO

Basically lol

Well, one, there’s some places that you can’t keep walruses as a pet in second of all, that’s expensive

Also he’s crazy

@@MatthewFarmer-wv4hl Yes, and he seems very concerned about following city laws and ordinances, lmaooo.

Where the fuck do you even buy a walrus??? Can you even do that????

Seek mental help

I agree with you I'm scared to watch some horror movies

Name checks out

@@malikevans2615 its actually a slang in my language.. It was too late when I realized

Same. Not going to watch this movie, that's for sure.

I would have drowned myself in the little zoo pool

It would be better to just put him out, The thought of having to live after that in a deformed body even after getting out of the suit is horrifying and tiring

i would kill my friend if he was doomed to be a scuffed walrus

If you couldn't tell they jumped the shark LONG before that point. Nothing about the movie makes sense.

Billions (with a B) of people eat raw fish every week 🤷🏻‍♂️ That being said. Give me the bullet.

But how did he survive eating raw fish everyday?

I 1000% agree with you, no other horror movie has left me so scared or feeling extremely sad for the protagonist/victim. Because the walrus suit looked so bloody and the way it moved it made it even worse.

HI AMITY!

@@brokkolievogorogdinnye8714 Awwww, hi me! ♡

Idk, it's a toss up between Tusk and Human centipede.

@@eleanorcooke7136 i watched them both help me

Fr like they just left him like that without medically removing him from the suit

@@dumb_link6315 if you watch the end credits they have a part in it where you see that its from a podcast. they basically do most of the plot from the movie and they thought it would be funny if he went "full walrus". that's why the ending is like that

​@@ceciliasilver8293 what do you mean "they do most of the plot from the movie"? the characters do? or the actors? who is doing the podcast?

​@@dumb_link6315 I haven't watched the full movie yet only the recaps but I heard not only did he got turned into a walrus, he was also brainwashed into thinking his a walrus.

@@azurii You posted this at the time a sequel was confirmed. Wtf were you thinking typing that

Lmao

Yeah, we got lucky here.

Cause it's a black comedy movie and not real life

@@Neireanstill cruel as fuck, like dude?

Not for long.

@@abjectmadness1111 what?

@@brinaskore 😈

Only if you fell asleep first on a sleep over 😔☠️☠️

@@bruh-nz4rn This entire movie is what happens when you fall asleep first.

People really trying to gaslight me into thinking this movie is funny, meanwhile I have never been so disturbed by a work of fiction like this

it was based after a true story

@@mayo_poppins but it isss. there's so many parts that point to it being a comedy more than horror.

@@august.pathetic wth rlly?!

​@@august.pathetic noooooooo

Main guy cheated too. So your point?

@@AW-pp4ss how?

@@81mrbetomeza ...did you watch the movie?

@@AW-pp4ss no 🤡 jajaja

@@81mrbetomezaIn the movie it is stated that mc cheats on his gf constantly so she cheated with his bf in secret, I assume as revenge but honestly she should just dump his ass…why lower yourself like that?

16. Lmao

-is 16 years old -sleeps in mothers bed, whit mother -cries because of walrus crying -posts comment exposing themselves

@@not_even_known_yet3167 ya no shame, i love my parent, idk bout you dude

@@calamiitay W

@@calamiitayW confidence

Where I live you say to kids:"This spider fears you more than you fear the spider." In our whole country (Germany) isn't any spider I know about that is really dangerous. Most can't bite thought human skin. I heard about one single spider incident, but the spider came over a ship with bananas from I don't know where in the household. Black widdow I think. What happens without antibiotics? Can the Brown recluse spider kill? The only bad thing here are the ticks, but it's Note about illness and viruses and people who try to get it out without the right help or utensils.

@@followthewhiterabbit884 without going to much into detail, yeah. Depending on where it bites you. If you don’t get treatment like their dad did, you can straight up lose limbs in really bad ways. In 10th or 11th grade I had a science teacher who would show us “gross pictures” every now and then. He’d warn us how gruesome they are beforehand and let anyone that wants to, leave before he showed us. He’d go get anyone that left when he was done showing us. I always stayed cause I was always curious cause he’d always explain it to us as he showed us the gross pics. He was a great teacher and was one of my fav hs teachers.

My friend's mom was bitten on the leg when we were younger and she ended up having a large chunk of her leg removed. Brown recluse are no joke.

Welp my arachnophobia just got worse

@@hazakurasuyama9016same…

Nobody knows what this said before

@@_cr3xi wont read the dudes name either, the bot above you, “ok”

@@_cabinet k

@@_cr3x 🤓

Wouldn't really call it a new level of horror as the movie is almost 10 years old. There are also better movies in terms of body horror.

Or they can just put him out of his misery, i wouldn't want to live after this shit

yeah i think it would've been possible to recover him, i dunno wut they would do for the tusks jabbed on his skull tho

@@rmswolfgamer1171 intense surgery to remove it and probably a lot of plastic surgery.

@@nicoleb695 oh yeah- true true.

Ngl I almost threw up

Right and then immediately drags them into a pool. Like I get the surreal sentiment but as a nurse, just no lol

Also, one can't cut a whole freaking leg in merely 1 night, even a plagued one requires multiple days by experienced docs or the victim would straight up die by trauma.

But the real question is, can we surgically turn man in to walrus thing? I feel like government needs to invest resources, to find out.

​@@themanwithtomanyeyes8282with enough cutting, stitching, taking animal parts, and planning you could possibly modify the human body enough to maybe make it slightly resemble a walrus. but since the surgery would be very complicated and rather Difficult the victim would sadly pass away before the surgery would be even able to to finish.

Tbh it’s not that scary (on tv/screen, irl I’d cry obvs)

fr 😭💀

nah that ain't a serial killer that's a disney villain

He was not even turned into one more like unnaturally morphed into looking like a walrus.

LoL, I enjoy fantasy role playing games . I was running a particular session and I had an evil very powerful Wizard polymorph a player's character into a Seal. What I plotted out was this player's character was a Lawman of sorts who captured this malefactor as part of a larger operation to apprehend an illegal gambling ring that stole property and money by rigging games . It so happened that one of the members of this ring was a powerful wizard that altered his appearance to look like a scruffy " hick" and then was able to escape the jailcell using magic . That wizard then took vengeance upon that Lawman who captured him by turning the Lawman into a Seal . That player who had his character turned into a Seal was not pleased and I of course let that player "sweat" for a while before I set the scene for the polymorph to be able to be reversed through the magic of another more powerful wizard . Seeing my Buddy acting like a Seal ,complete with "barking" more or less like a Seal and clapping his hands like flippers whilst he roleplayed his character in that predicament was some seriously funny stuff. So I saw what someone would do in a fantasy setting if they were turned into a Seal. Not quite a Walrus but taxonomically related ,as Seals and Walruses are Pinnipeds that shared a common Ancestor . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TF fans in the background: ...

Damn

Well i started rethinking my whole life after watching this movie

That’s the same exact same thoughts I had watching the movie

I wish I could laugh at that. I am fucking horrified by this.

Did you realise the detective was jonny depp

Congrats, you got the joke.

@Rock and Hard Place In my opinion the first Human Centipede movie is also worse than Tusk. Human Centipede doesn't have any humorous moments to it. What makes Tusk such a special body horror movie is its absurdity, and also Johnny Depp as an ageing Canadian detective.

@@excusemyfrench2258 but Johnny Depp isnt in this movie. His daughter is but not him

@@Bean-kh9cu Johnny Depp is the detective that helped the girlfriend and friend find Wallace, his role is uncredited in the movie though

@@Bean-kh9cu He is, he plays the detective. I know that he is unrecognisable with the beret and moustache but it is him. If you have a hard time believing it, you can check Wikipedia. I was surprised and didn't recognize him the first time I watched the movie.

@@excusemyfrench2258 yeah but, i googled the casting and he wasnt there. But i’ll take your word for it

But you could take a podcast called "The Not See Party" seriously? Lol ok then

@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth bro I said the body horror was creepy don’t act like I was calling the movie believable

@@kujikawathemeekmage3640 no, you said you couldn't take the ending seriously anymore, as though you'd been taking it seriously up until that point. So herfa derf, derpa derp derp.

@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth believe it or not. I didn’t care what the name of a fake podcast was. I’m sorry if that broke your immersion. Ggs

@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Yeah, what crazy world would have podcast names that reference anything Nazi. What a crazy timeline that would be. Certainly not ours.

Fr

Unless you're diego

Which tusk are you talking about? I'm interested

@@DuffyDevil JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

@@Noctaru oh is Tusk a stand ability? I've only seen the first 2 seasons

We got a genius over here! Look at Sherlock realising the obvious. Good job

​@@swissdave9489 well no shit Sherlock I can see the comment

@@coolman7004 what?

I’d probably die of heart failure on the spot before the antagonist even touched me lol

You mean like not being turned into a walrus?

isn't man truly a walrus at heart? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this movie was so funny, i don't get why everyone in the comments is so disturbed. like nobody got the dark humor comedy

actual psychopaths practice their victims emotions so him screaming back at him makes sense

What is a man, but a miserable pile of walrus?! - Canadian walrus doctor

​​@@bm-ub6zc i know I'm six months late, but dude, the body horror is the disturbing part not the humor, the humor is funny but the concept of surgically changing someones body beyond recognition is the horror part.

Wait wha-💀

Yeah

Ye

Uh 10:15 in the morning? You say that as if it’s late

@@Jambo_Neo fr bro 💀 💀 💀

@@_cr3x duolingo

Same😂

And the most oddest thoughts that make me wanna scream at night

I love it, personally :)

also the way his name is "Wallace" bc..."walrus" 💀 bro was doomed from the start

His first mistake was being named Wallace fr

I agree. Didn't think the movie was a comedy in any way. It was just disturbing and gross

100% agree. I never even watched the movie, I just watched bits and pieces of a video Roanoke Gaming did about it but even that small exposure to it made me unable to sleep and feel nauseous. And keep in mind I love horror, even body horror like the Slither and objectively scarier stuff like the stories by Junji Ito.

@@Scarecrow_Crane So I love horror and also watched Roanoke Gaming's video and yeah the thing is the movie has so little horror in it vs how much dark comedy they try and lean into (it just doesn't work and it's not even funny.) If you watch it you'll be less scared then when you watch videos about it because they skip all the boring stuff... though I still don't recommend it, not a great watch. Everything you've seen in this video and Roanokes is basically all the scenes. (Wait did Roanakes video show the very final scene where it's clear wallace is still human in there because of his tears at seeing his fiancée and his best friend together. That's the one part that is often skipped in videos about Tusk) It honestly feels like a meaner human centipede trying to be funny.

@@Scarecrow_Crane Oh... Slither is way worse than Tusk imo, Tusk is pretty bad too in the body horror-meter, I mean both choices are horrifying but in the Slither's case after all the body horror, the victims still die a painful death, even though in a medical point of view Wallace should had died a painful death days after his transformation too...

@@caranostalgico9249 You’re absolutely right, but for some reason Slither just didn’t have the same visceral effect on me. I think maybe it’s because the threat in Slither was literally alien and not human, so it adds distance psychologically, while the threat in Tusk was a human being.

Obviously-- I'm sorry, but I feel like this kind of comment is on every video. Like, we know, How to Beat knows, everyone knows that these movies are crazy and you probably couldn't beat jack shit. But alas this is a "how to beat" video and it would kinda kill the commentary if he had to say "I wouldn't have done it... but" every time

@@sstar339 Most of the clues in other movies are actually kinda obvious, but you can see even the guy was reaching so hard to find a clue at the beginning

Nah, I'm too afraid to accept food or drink from someone out in the middle of nowhere. Or even go to a mansion in the middle of nowhere, alone, without anyone knowing where I went. Hell, in general I'm just afraid of rich people. Though there is a possibility I will modify my body beyond my humanity some time in the future, but it will be under my own volition and planning, so there's that.

@@kamikeserpentail3778 bro what is that last part 💀

@@Hirma_L genetic engineering and brain to computer interfaces are making interesting leaps. In the not too distant future people will be editing out genetic diseases, or have implants that let them move paralyzed limbs. Further in the future instead of attempting to remove disadvantages, we'll be aiming to enhance the healthy. I simply aim further than that, not content with my humanity. But it'll be closer to ghost in the shell or transcendence, though even those kinds of stories tend to keep people humanoid in appearance, that's not always true

yes SIR

SENPAI

Oh shit it's the funny food man

14 likes and 2 replies but millions of views wtf

⁠hello senpai

Wdym for a while? I still feel haunted 😵‍💫😅

Took me several weeks but it does contain some unintentional funny moments with Happy Tree Friends vibe 😂

11? 😭 damn

i also watched this when i was 11 😭😭

At least I can relate to you

I was 10

Your mom? wtf

clearly you can't be, they shoved him in a fking zoo at the end lol.

It’s sad

🤣😂

Hmmmm who would win a young man in his prime, or a 70 year old disabled man

Walruses object to you calling them abominations.

@@MotocrossMan. you forgot to say a young man in his prime without one of his legs while basically not being able to move

@@Hirma_L mate it was a joke

@@MotocrossMan. you gotta work on your jokes mate 💀

I like watching these solely so I can learn how to defend myself in more realistic situations.

69 likes nice

yeah something like that happened to me once

@@CornBros. so, are you a walrus or some other animal?

@@smartii3s I got turned into an Alligator but its whatever's

@Don't Read My Profile Picture we wont cuz we dont care ngl

@@cagribozkurt5580 i think its a bot

"Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent."

@@blyatman5891 still relevant to this day

@Don't Read My Profile Picture Don’t come back to KZfaq