Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told

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Жыл бұрын

Could we live a little pulp?
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@williamknell864 7 ай бұрын

"It only adds up if you add it up." That's gold. He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.

@ukdavepianoman 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.

@stevencooke6451 Ай бұрын

He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.

@nfinsf 7 ай бұрын

“To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂

@chrisb5483 8 ай бұрын

Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.

@snakedoktor6020 Жыл бұрын

I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!

@ForDemoPurposesOnly Жыл бұрын

You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.

@factsoverfiction7826 Жыл бұрын

@@ForDemoPurposesOnly Yes! Love that one.

@chrissybradshaw4879 10 ай бұрын

You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂

@agin1519 10 ай бұрын

So Dotty.

@thomasrodante3602 10 ай бұрын

Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?

@peterm4486 8 ай бұрын

And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!

@peterm4486 7 ай бұрын

@@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!

@tigerkuma1011 6 ай бұрын

He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.

@markraby1665 6 ай бұрын

In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list

@PattyMac811 6 ай бұрын

Gary Gulman Bill Burr Nate Bargatze Daniel Tosh Hannibal Burress Brian Regan In the convo.. Pete Holmes Mike Birbiglia Anthony Jeselnik Kyle Kinane Tom Segura Dave Chappelle Casey Rocket from KillTony

@sanctifiedandsaved5298 7 ай бұрын

"seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy

@truthspirit4433 Ай бұрын

Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂

@edwardmeade9439 Жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.

@BenThere_DoneThat 6 ай бұрын

Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂

@aakhthuu Жыл бұрын

Watching this on my phone 📞

@MDoddio Жыл бұрын

Same.

@jcb3393 Жыл бұрын

Who isn't?

@edwardmeade9439 Жыл бұрын

So am I. 😂

@ucantc 6 ай бұрын

How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen

@Psalm22v6 5 ай бұрын

Diet and exercise.

@christophershutt7549 7 ай бұрын

The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.

@neilkirk2003 5 ай бұрын

Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆

@flok.8317 8 ай бұрын

So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!

@tomgio1 10 ай бұрын

My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”

@eudaimoniac4620 Ай бұрын

I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.

@marthawoodworth6907 18 күн бұрын

He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.

@WallyJ2K 10 ай бұрын

You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!

@JimEdmiston 10 ай бұрын

I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!

@hotsaucehimself 10 ай бұрын

Classic Gulman is right! Love it

@adrees Жыл бұрын

Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on KZfaq and I’m loving it.

@bruceluber5178 8 ай бұрын

My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius

@JOHNAPRIL123 6 ай бұрын

His humor is so perceptive.

@jacksart7810 Жыл бұрын

THE GUL! HELL YEAH!

@vegasquare Жыл бұрын

Great stuff…... Thank you!

@AudriaOdom-fr2zs 7 ай бұрын

I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a KZfaq channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠

@SUP1900 Жыл бұрын

Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂

@rhiannablumberg4803 Жыл бұрын

still one of the best ever!!!!

@Roardawg 10 ай бұрын

So incredibly relatable!

@ThemeParkDelight Жыл бұрын

Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good

@reneedesrosiers6920 5 ай бұрын

Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.

@jasoncravens1124 6 ай бұрын

Well crafted ending. Excellent.

@kathleenhauck2175 29 күн бұрын

My new favorite comedian

@dp4089 10 ай бұрын

He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too

@makscho1 10 ай бұрын

This is hilarious 😂

@sabahetaalek-finkelman3602 Жыл бұрын

GOAT!!!

@Kevins773 Жыл бұрын

I loved the Godfather reference 😂

@beabeauty 9 ай бұрын

Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao

@musickb1 10 ай бұрын

Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!

@JohnInTheVWBus 9 ай бұрын

Dottie, you randy minx!

@brendapaull 7 ай бұрын

Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!

@ShihanTomCallahan 7 ай бұрын

my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.

@TheLlane 9 ай бұрын

He redefined sugar cookies.

@nince021 9 ай бұрын

Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.

@MrTcrean222 6 ай бұрын

Love Gary! Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit. Highly recommend.

@daphnecooper8435 6 ай бұрын

Dr Drew glad you did research

@benwitte8832 7 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.

@lindaromero7780 6 ай бұрын

You da man!

@jamesdonlon3763 10 ай бұрын

Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!

@xilebat 10 ай бұрын

The MASTER of the "tight five".

@carlofiorletta 8 ай бұрын

Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.

@saxon6 10 ай бұрын

I loved Scholastic Book Club

@RIPMrAlwaysFirst 6 ай бұрын

“I like the one that says shum pulp” - Tony Soprano

@jenniferggreer457 Жыл бұрын

is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.

@jcplearn 11 ай бұрын

Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.

@sleepinggorilla 10 ай бұрын

Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.

@jenniferggreer457 10 ай бұрын

@@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!

@buzoff4642 10 ай бұрын

We need a DVD to digital app.

@ProudPapaJD 10 ай бұрын

My offer is nothing! Brilliant.

@aarongifs 7 ай бұрын

Some pulp is the best lol

@ernestcassler2505 11 ай бұрын

Funny as always 🙂🙂

@ShihanTomCallahan 7 ай бұрын

hilarious

@davidbowman5105 9 ай бұрын

love pulp

@getlowlevi 9 ай бұрын

Classic Dottie

@guitarman394 7 ай бұрын

Gulman is the best!

@shinner65 6 ай бұрын

Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊

@cathygould 7 ай бұрын

Pulp!

@seanwebb605 7 ай бұрын

I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.

@ericg.43 6 ай бұрын

I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅

@CHDean 6 ай бұрын

And he works clean.

@joeyballentine7375 7 ай бұрын

That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.

@bruceluber5178 8 ай бұрын

I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old

@seanwebb605 7 ай бұрын

You can't fight Big Pulp.

@charlesford157 10 ай бұрын

"It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.

@Mitsoxfan 10 ай бұрын

JCC is still my favorite

@6DBF Жыл бұрын

Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.

@181cameron Жыл бұрын

The ones whose backs hurt

@sherparoyale 4 ай бұрын

He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…

@gavinhicks3474 6 ай бұрын

The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!

@kpr2 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant madness. :D PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.

@bland9876 10 ай бұрын

He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.

@tonygrowley5275 7 ай бұрын

My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.

@davegenther6877 5 ай бұрын

I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3

@codingatnight Жыл бұрын

Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.

@nfinsf 7 ай бұрын

He was recently here!

@EDBFunTimes 11 ай бұрын

Gah! Gah!!

@themcool8824 10 ай бұрын

Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing". Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!

@MatthewSmith-cp3hu 7 ай бұрын

prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him. in Jesus name i pray amen

@MsAnnaBanana914 Сағат бұрын

“It only adds up if you add it up”…Sounds like something Kamala Harris might say!

@justayoutuber1906 7 ай бұрын

People that pay for content make me laugh.

@vincentvega5686 Жыл бұрын

He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)

@buzoff4642 10 ай бұрын

It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.

@jaymoraski 10 ай бұрын

@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.

@R0binah00d 4 ай бұрын

I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.

@alenmemic2269 11 ай бұрын

Too polite and too mellow.

@rijancaffe 10 ай бұрын

How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.

@FackLoops Жыл бұрын

Not us. The common man. Just look at a person like Elon or your local small business. They’re not lazy. Tech is making YOU lazy, but it doesn’t have to. You’re letting it.

@Emilio1985 Жыл бұрын

Elon hasn't worked a day in his life. He's the laziest human being who has any notoriety. He was born into apartheid money, used it to buy claim to founding companies that already existed (PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla) and has brought nothing to the commercial market except the grift of convincing idiots that he's got more brain cells than teeth.

@radhiadeedou8286 Жыл бұрын

I think you missed the fact that this is comedy

@BedlamAndBones Жыл бұрын

@@radhiadeedou8286No, this guy’s probably never laughed a day in his life.

@buzoff4642 10 ай бұрын

?!? You have to be kidding. Multitudes of business owners live year round on their seasonal/part time business, by paying the workers near nothing. And then there's investors who contribute no effort whatsoever, and use the public for shunting the business expenses and when really f'ing up, the bill to bail out their epic failures.