Stand Up Battle - Steven Wright vs Mitch Hedberg | Stand Up Comedy Moments
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@robspecht95503 жыл бұрын
I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
@bobmiller93133 жыл бұрын
Steven is naturally funny
@jamescourt52013 жыл бұрын
Ducks eat free at Subway
@randythompson51543 жыл бұрын
This joke is so funny…but I’m just so relieved that you are smart enough to know the difference between “to” and “too”, because most of these idiots on here would have tried to write this and they would’ve screwed it up royally.
@danmar0073 жыл бұрын
@@randythompson5154 Amen to that.
@danielstewart81062 жыл бұрын
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
@Comet701 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steven Wright joke I still use a few times per year. Somebody asks: "Did you sleep well?" I say: "No. I think I made a few mistakes."
@AetheriusLamia11 ай бұрын
What if they ask instead, "How did you sleep?"
@JOKERLOKES1411 ай бұрын
"I accidentally spilled ink remover on my dog Spot.... I haven't seen him in weeks"!!!!LOL
@davidkaiser31059 ай бұрын
@@AetheriusLamialying down. Why? Do I look like a vampire to you?
@tomschmitz88848 ай бұрын
"Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together? -Steven Wright
@tomschmitz88848 ай бұрын
@@AetheriusLamiaI have no idea, I was sleeping!
@JetBizzle Жыл бұрын
My fav Mitch joke is “I have a vest, if I had no arms it would be a jacket” 😂
@jacobolson6885 Жыл бұрын
I can hear the delivery 😂
@Dagrizzb Жыл бұрын
"I got a parrot, the parrot talked, but it did not say 'I'm hungry', so it died." Always gets me.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
I just can't imagine a scenario where I would ever need to prove I bought a donut...
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
@@Dagrizzb "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
@bernadettegraywashington4143 Жыл бұрын
NOW THAT'S FALL DOWN FUNNY .
@thebedroomshow9010 Жыл бұрын
A Wright joke that stuck with me was “Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you can also put your two cents in? Someone’s making a penny.”
@dan_terra36633 ай бұрын
Thats my favorite one as well and anytime I see a chance to write something silly for other ppl to find, thats my go to
@williamgoldschmidt88403 жыл бұрын
Wright is more obscure and philosophical..Hedburg is just flat out silly and whimsical. Both geniuses!
@colehenderson99523 жыл бұрын
Agreed man, I could never choose who is the better comic
@eyellgeteven99283 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, I could easily see Mitch telling Steven's joke about driving his house around. Both of them really are pure comic geniuses...too bad Mitch left us so soon.
@thebadbandito3 жыл бұрын
@@eyellgeteven9928 I could also see Mitch doing the humidifier/dehumidifier joke.
@DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBA2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@kevinthomas40742 жыл бұрын
I think both of their strengths pretty much defines absurdity. Brilliant, both.
@moresnare7 ай бұрын
No battle is necessary. They're both comedic geniuses. : )
@TimGallant Жыл бұрын
"I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future … but only way off to the side." - Steven Wright
@No1Particular8 ай бұрын
I hadn't heard that one yet, brilliant! Thanks.
@phoschnizzle826 Жыл бұрын
Saw Steven live once. It was a great show. He opened by walking out on stage and picked up a guitar. With the spotlight on him, he saw the shine off the guitar move around the audience, and said "that's weird, it didn't do that in the store...". Set the guitar back down, and never touched it again the entire set.
@talastra Жыл бұрын
Another guitar joke: "I will now play every song the Beatles ever wrote. But I won't play all of Hey Jude."
@talastra Жыл бұрын
Another guitar joke: He's playing a song he says he wrote, and it gets very quiet. He explains, "The pen ran out of ink."
@jamescarter319611 ай бұрын
In his first HBO special he has a guitar too, and plays 'Hey Hey Rachel Dear'
@SoaringEagle111 ай бұрын
When I saw him he came out to a stool and glass of water on the stool.......He picked up the glass, took a drink, then repeatedly set the glass halfway on/off the stool's edge and couldn't get it to stay. So he raised the glass, grabbed the stool, slid it under the raised glass, then set the glass down and said "Good Evening".........lmao.
@Einwetok9 ай бұрын
@@jamescarter3196 I wasn't into yoga. She wasn't into being alive.
@christopher19894 Жыл бұрын
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot." Brilliant on so many levels. The fine line is the fishing line, literally.
@FrankDaBank25 Жыл бұрын
You explained it lmao
@realbangbang Жыл бұрын
You just blew my mind I can't believe that went over my head
@stolensentience Жыл бұрын
Hey I just *caught* it. Never sunk in before.
@sonny3854 Жыл бұрын
Can you name just a few of those levels?
@chrisanderson6204 Жыл бұрын
I've been that idiot. In a chartered boat too. The difference was $1500 and 4 barf bags. which we used for chum. we had shrimp for bait. when we got back, we had bait scampi
@vincentm73572 жыл бұрын
My favorite Steve Wright joke was, “If you kill a mime, do you need to use a silencer?” My favorite Mitch Hedburg joke was, “I would lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.” Both hilarious!
@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus Жыл бұрын
My favorite mitch joke "This jacket is dry clean only, which means.... its dirty."
@rickmasseur2008 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steve Wright joke was, "I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill came back. They were pissed."
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
I remember Steven Wright's standup in the 80's and I find him just as funny now as then. Mitch Hedburg I recall on "The 70's Show" and as the stoner Frank who ran "The Hub". "I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam to so I can serve some hot dogs to teenagers". "You have both of your legs Frank". "I know, I did NOT lose a leg in Vietnam". So funny.
@jv-lk7bc Жыл бұрын
wait ..
@rustyoak8860 Жыл бұрын
one of my favorite jokes of Steven's is "I have a life size map of the world...one mile equals...one mile."
@911jedi8 Жыл бұрын
Two of my all time faves. I once met Steven Wright in an airport. I asked him for his autograph. He asked me my name and signed it “To ____ Happy Birthday forever”
@Glornt8 ай бұрын
You have a weird name.
@Zett768 ай бұрын
That‘s weird, underscore-underscore-underscore… I have exactly the same name.
@rickylee4228 Жыл бұрын
“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. It’s like dude, you have to wait.” -Mitch hedberg
@markh9675 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steven Wright joke is: “You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”
@lauracarter16189 ай бұрын
one of my fave mitch jokes-- "i have found that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not i have bread."
@michaelklemp5510 Жыл бұрын
"Anywhere is within walking distance... if you have the time." Gotta go with Wright
@talastra Жыл бұрын
Rice is good when you want to eat 2000 of something.
@drd1924 Жыл бұрын
At least ya know it will be room temperature when you get there.
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@braddater5834 Жыл бұрын
I love them both. I think Wright was the true innovator simply because he became before Mitch. I laugh harder with Mitch though....I think.. SO CLOSE
@talastra Жыл бұрын
@@braddater5834 there are one liners before Wright. Like Rodney Dangerfield. It is Wright's delivery that was super novel
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
I always lament all the material we're missing since Mitch's life was so tragically cut short. I really would've loved to see what he gave us next. Rip Mitch thanks for making my early 20s filled with comedy gold, we miss you.
@JamesEnsor Жыл бұрын
I heard the Dufrenes bit on CC Radio about a week ago and had the same thought myself.
@lots3799 Жыл бұрын
He really was great, and left us too soon. I feel the same way about Greg Geraldo too.
@curlyb Жыл бұрын
Yeah but what if all of his later stuff sucked? Think. Speak.
@PeacefulPeteable Жыл бұрын
@curlyb Omg 🤦♂️ Take your own advice..think..then speak..
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
@@PeacefulPeteable I think he was too genius for all his later stuff to have sucked.
@jeffgillson4 жыл бұрын
Love both of them. Wish Mitch would have been around longer!!
@Synthpoptroubadour3 жыл бұрын
well how the heck are you going to make that happen? he's dead, yo. can't go back and pull that syringe from his hand
@eyellgeteven99283 жыл бұрын
@@Synthpoptroubadour You are right, but that's just a little harsh, dude.
@Synthpoptroubadour3 жыл бұрын
@@eyellgeteven9928 life is harsh dude
@Elmesal Жыл бұрын
Mitch is no longer with us? I didn't even know he was sick ...
@eligebrown8998 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@makeadifference4all3 жыл бұрын
I love their surreal, deadpan humor. They approach the world in such a skewed way: both even have jokes about gravity in this compilation. Hedberg was an authentically nervous version of his true self on stage, whereas Wright seems more like he's adopted a comic persona. You can see Wright sometimes fighting to not break character by chuckling at his jokes, whereas Hedberg openly laughs at his own material.
@Kodeekat2 жыл бұрын
Hedberg had horrible stage freight, so was always wound up when performing.
@Quadrupliplex Жыл бұрын
@@Kodeekat which was why he would often have a few shots before the set.
@Kodeekat Жыл бұрын
I don't doubt that in the slightest.
@mdemers767 Жыл бұрын
I saw Stephen live in the early 90's. His live show was NOTHING like any of his specials or recorded shows that I've ever heard or seen anywhere else. And IT. WAS. AMAZING.
@challism Жыл бұрын
@@Quadrupliplex Also why he would often keep his eyes closed throughout his set.
@blackriverbay1684 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright leaves everyone else in the dust. He is brilliant, one of a kind.
@davidkaiser31059 ай бұрын
Wright rules!
@jimmyjoe15915 ай бұрын
Mitch is the kiddy version of Steve wright.
@sethcashman10114 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@mikearchibald7443 ай бұрын
I dont know, they were both pretty funny.
@woodman4554Ай бұрын
Steven Wright is a comic genius. Leaves others in the dust.
@twistysnacks Жыл бұрын
Every single time I get a receipt, I think "No need to bring ink and paper into this transaction." And every time I'm given a flyer, receipt, or junk mail, I think "Here, YOU throw this away."
@janewestmoreland7239 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright will always win in my book for his deadpan, monotone delivery. "One time I...No, that wasn't me." They didn't use this one, it's my all-time Steven Wright favorite line
@rustyoak8860 Жыл бұрын
I always love the one "I have a life sized map of the world...one mile equals...one mile."
@911jedi8 Жыл бұрын
“About 4 years ago, no wait it was yesterday”
@mdemers767 Жыл бұрын
I have a life-sized tattoo all over my body of me, only taller. xD
@alanela6761 Жыл бұрын
@@rustyoak8860 where do you live? E5....
@MrDCMiami Жыл бұрын
Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny ....
@hagegesamuel Жыл бұрын
" The first time I've read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything." This one got me good, it's brilliant
@andrewgranger3370 Жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite Steven Wright bits. "When I was a kid we had a quicksand box in our bacckyard. I was an only child. Eventually." "The other day I got on the bus and sat next to a blonde chinese girl. She was crying so I asked her what was wrong. She said I have a problem and my therpist can't help me. I said maybe I can help, what's the problem? She said I'm a nymphomaniac but I am only attracted to jewish cowboys. By the way my name is Karen. I said hi Karen my name is Bucky Goldstien."
@FistandFootMartialArts8 ай бұрын
The ONLY sensible answer one could give.😁
@robert.m46767 ай бұрын
I love it’s a nice night for an evening!
@ricknorman64046 ай бұрын
What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on HIS birthday?
@tourproven Жыл бұрын
You can't please all the people, all of the time; and last night all of those people came to my show... Just brilliant.
@jmaesrocne3 ай бұрын
*_Great video! BTW, this is my favorite Mitch Hedberg one-liner:_* *"Often, people will show you a photo of themselves & say, 'This is me when I was younger.'. EVERY photo you see of someone is when they were younger."* _It's such a simple statement... yet it's also brilliant & funny. RIP Mitch Hedberg. You're irreplaceable, sir._
@adude3947 ай бұрын
Steven and Mitch: Two of the greatest ever to pick up a mic. I was so fortunate to see Mitch in concert just a few months before his untimely passing. Favorite Steven joke: I wrote a song, but I can’t read music, so I don’t know what it is. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio and I say, “I think I might have written that.” Favorite Mitch joke: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
@Chaotic_Enigma Жыл бұрын
I could never choose 1 over the other, I am thankful for both of them....great comedians
@bkfabs Жыл бұрын
Favorite Wright joke: “I put instant coffee in the microwave…I went back in time”.
@gwood69692 ай бұрын
I said this joke once while brewing a pot of coffee for the household and nobody got the funny and started to disect, analyze and like a gang of chimps trying to operate a computer attacked me demanding an explanation! 😳 Well I'm waiting 🤔🧐🤨
@clayz1 Жыл бұрын
Seen all of these multiple times never get tired of them. Putting the two guys together like this really works. Nothing but laughs.
@timesmash Жыл бұрын
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot" - Steven Wright. Brilliant
@dondee5439 Жыл бұрын
That was Mitch doing the fishing joke. Makes Mitch brilliant.
@ValenTheOnly Жыл бұрын
@@dondee5439 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mriYlJmS2cXFemQ.html Not Mitch
@bryce42284 ай бұрын
@@dondee5439no it wasn't
@ChiroVette Жыл бұрын
I never thought to juxtapose these two together like this! Whoever came up with the idea for this video should get a lot of credit. Awesome, both comedians.🤣
@hertzair1186 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright is the master…he invented this type of humor.
@nancydemoss2945 Жыл бұрын
You have to like dry humor.
@hertzair1186 Жыл бұрын
@@nancydemoss2945 …I’m pretty dusty
@andrewregan7433 Жыл бұрын
two of my absolute favorite comedians. .. life was way too short for Mitch. not enough ppl even know about his genius.
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
Preach
@freebeard7361 Жыл бұрын
If you have legs & are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit.
@dennisdemark81516 ай бұрын
I do!
@joshlewis50653 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright's delivery and writing is amazing
@jhaz892 жыл бұрын
His delivery is often the exact same. Mitch has a bunch of vocal cadence fluctuation in his. Would be harder to replicate mitch's delivery. I'm Steven is great too but mitch of like on his own level
@brianhaygood183 Жыл бұрын
Steven's delivery seems forced. Trying to enunciate a lot while trying to act like it is incidental mumbling. It just doesn't work. His jokes are often good.
@Cocpain Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites was missing. "I lived in an apartment, I used to like to play my music real loud, my neighbor did not like that I did this, so he would bang on the wall, so I would turn down my music and yell, go around, there might be a door on your side but it is just a wall over here..." Mitch Hedberg
@sloaiza81 Жыл бұрын
Mitch's Strategic Grill Locations is one of comedy's all time treasures.
@doctorlolchicken74783 жыл бұрын
I’ve been a long time Steven Wright fan but some of Mitch’s jokes are hilarious in their silliness. The broken escalator one, and raising money to buy a machine that shows how much money has been raised, for example.
@thebadbandito3 жыл бұрын
Fuck that. I'll just make a copy.
@johnnytheboy66093 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it takes a few seconds to get them like "dogs are forever in the pushup position"
@dennisbecraft1303 Жыл бұрын
His funniest is the brilliantly elaborated one about the DuFresne family missing when their table was ready.
@davidhunt13503 ай бұрын
not really so silly more, observational, but through a different perspective, just clever.
@crashburn32923 жыл бұрын
Yes, Steven did the delivery first, but they were both equally great. Even Wright says he loved Hedberg.
@twistysnacks Жыл бұрын
Mitch Hedberg was the opposite of deadpan 😂
@chezchezchezchez Жыл бұрын
Link? Where did Steven Wright say that?
@davidkaiser31059 ай бұрын
@crashburn3292 yes, he said the same to me. @@chezchezchezchez, weren't you listening?
@needsaride15126 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright. One of the funniest and most under rated comics. I have always loved his work.
@Senator107 Жыл бұрын
Hardly underrated.
@chezchezchezchez Жыл бұрын
What do you mean underrated. You’re not using that word correctly. Do you mean under discovered?
@shellydoyle1378 Жыл бұрын
@Jim Cheseborough I don't even think he is under discovered. There is an MLB pitcher who has the same name. I was watching a game and Wright came on to pitch. The broadcasters told everyone to say their favorite Steven Wright joke. All of the broadcasters contributed. Camera operators, coaches, and more. That is just one example. He's very well known.
@davidkaiser31059 ай бұрын
Not everyone gets Steven Wright. His jokes aren't as obvious as those of other comedians. So, if you're one of the many who do get him but have friends who don't, you still might feel like he's underappreciated, if not underrated.
@22lyric6 ай бұрын
@@shellydoyle1378I love him. But you DON'T hear enough about him!
@Ch3fdadda Жыл бұрын
Steven Wrights jokes always next level, you can even hear when the audience retells the joke in their head real fast then start laughing. The “large seashell collection scattered along all the oceans.”
@gregoryreese84919 ай бұрын
“Seashell collection” has always been my favorite example of Wright's material. It, IMO, perfectly epitomizes his style. I first heard it at one of his performances in the 80s, and, just as you describe it, there was that slight delay followed by illumination, a mini-epiphany. Experiencing his performance was a pure pleasure.
@AvroBellow4 жыл бұрын
Two of the greatest ever. RIP Mitch, you left us far too soon.
@johnnytheboy66093 жыл бұрын
If Mitch hadn't died of that drug overdose, he'da gone on to..........die of another one a month later.
@22lyric6 ай бұрын
Maybe we're lucky he didn't leave us sooner!
@klaytonvonkluge49054 жыл бұрын
"i bought some batteries. ..... But they weren't included ....."
@eltravo21124 жыл бұрын
........So I had to buy them again.
@aidenvanasco24344 жыл бұрын
Then I bought some used paint
@eltravo21124 жыл бұрын
I bought it in the shape of a house.
@denysarcuri12137 ай бұрын
One of the great things about Mitch was his behavior outside of the one-liners. His laughter--at his own joke--was infectious, and sometimes drew more laughs (of delight) from the audience than the joke itself. He would plead with the audience to like him more, and then show gratitude when they responded. He was magic.
@matthewoboyle60107 ай бұрын
Mitch's joke about a meeting to name a hotel will always be one of my favorites.
@nathanarnold35257 ай бұрын
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@robertmelchert96872 ай бұрын
@@matthewoboyle6010The double tree hotel had a meeting about what to call its hotels; it was quite short. Tree. No. Double Tree. Hell yeah! I can't tell you what hotel I am staying at, but I can say there are two trees involved.
@CuriousGoodsJessica3 жыл бұрын
I still miss Mitch! Saw him shortly before he was lost to us, I will treasure that great time with an audience that appreciated him like I did. It was like hanging out with friends. 💞
@rcr-zt4of Жыл бұрын
I saw him December 03 with Lewis Black and Dave Attell.
@CuriousGoodsJessica Жыл бұрын
@@rcr-zt4of That sounds like good show!
@rcr-zt4of Жыл бұрын
@@CuriousGoodsJessica it was. Mitch kind of stole the show and it was right before Lewis Black’s meteoric rise in the 2000s…
@Mephiestopholes3 жыл бұрын
I had the luck to catch Mitch 3 weeks before he left. Met him back stage. Silly man.
@mohamedabdel-gawad95732 жыл бұрын
You mean he was silly in a good way???
@Mephiestopholes2 жыл бұрын
@@mohamedabdel-gawad9573 He was
@davidhunt13503 ай бұрын
brilliant man. not silly just clever, with a funny & positive way of telling jokes.
@stenbiller99 Жыл бұрын
Steven wright is fantastic but I think it’s not about one joke with him, it’s about the trippy deadpan experience of mind expanding jokes that just keep coming. There’s a building momentum with Wright.
@mikearchibald7443 ай бұрын
Oddly enough I think they both noticed how they look plays a big part in it too.
@benwinegarner4797 Жыл бұрын
Two of my all time favorite comedians. Absolute geniuses of comedy.
@kailaniandi Жыл бұрын
Steve is a legend! Awesome one liners.
@StriplingJr3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣 So ironically I just finished watching Half Baked and now as I’m watching this I just realized that Steven Wright was “The Guy”. 😂🤣
@wesleyantrim66483 жыл бұрын
Lol yes. Greatest cameo ever
@StriplingJr3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyantrim6648 😂🤣 I concur! It had to be the most cushiest role ever for him!
@derrickm2093 Жыл бұрын
It was the perfect role for him
@davidsscope Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Bob Saget's cameo sucked.
@DaleWinarski Жыл бұрын
two of the most brilliant minds in comedy ever to exist.
@darrenrock7220 Жыл бұрын
I loved Mitch in that 70's show "I did not lose a leg in Vietnam for this" Eric but you have both legs Mitch "That's what I said I did not lose a leg in Vietnam "
@beckybingham67709 ай бұрын
My 2 favorite comedians of all time. I may have an aneurysm!😂😂😂😂😂
@tristancooper14425 жыл бұрын
These two are legends!
@bobmiller93133 жыл бұрын
Wright is cleaner and funnier
@A-non-theist Жыл бұрын
Mitch was a lot better even though they're both good. I just wish Mitch was still around.
@aisforapple2494 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steven Wright joke was... "I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line."
@KevvoLightswift Жыл бұрын
“He caught every other fish.”
@zer0deaths862 Жыл бұрын
"I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. It looks just the same you wouldn't tell the difference." - Steven Wright
@zendragonmindtuner62073 жыл бұрын
The first time I read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything
@coreylewis1712 ай бұрын
I finally finished reading the dictionary, it turns out the zebra did it
@michelleadamchak13303 жыл бұрын
Choosing between these two would be like choosing between a Picasso and a Pollack. Both were artists at the top of their game, and I love them both.
@randomgrinn3 жыл бұрын
Picasso and Pollack were not nearly as funny.
@eyellgeteven99283 жыл бұрын
@@randomgrinn Now, THAT'S funny, lmao!
@thebadbandito3 жыл бұрын
@@randomgrinn Nice
@minefactory3753 Жыл бұрын
Pollock was a terrible artist his art was so low effort tries so little yet he's wildly successful because he was the first to put painting on a canvas that way don't lower these two great men with Pollock
@Zionswasd Жыл бұрын
@@minefactory3753 facts
@thohangst Жыл бұрын
It's not a contest, they are so different in the tone they bring, thank goodness for both of these craftsmen.
@hi-ccowboy7983 Жыл бұрын
This was masterfully executed. Thank you dear editor.
@Elusive_Pete5 жыл бұрын
They look like they could each play their own different version of Steve Jobs.
@shanematerazzo8582 Жыл бұрын
Best Steven Wright line… “I bought a cordless extension cord“
@keithbartholomew9433 Жыл бұрын
Lol and also.." I bought a pack of batteries... They weren't included"
@patrickvanrinsvelt44665 ай бұрын
Wright and his deadpan touch was perfect.
@syrupofwahoo305910 ай бұрын
LEGENDS THAT HELPED FORM MY SENSE OF HUMOR……. Thanks gentlemen, it’s coming in handy these days….😂🤣😏🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@williamhyde2310 Жыл бұрын
"I feel like people handing out flyers are just saying 'here,you throw this away '" -Mitch Hedberg
@conservativemetal8552 Жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to Steven Wright, laughing at times, till I cried. Listening to Mitch Hedburg, I sometimes cry until I can’t breathe. These guys are a danger to my health.
@precisionbrown6829 Жыл бұрын
Stephen Wright made me laugh so hard my drink was coming out of my nose. I lost my car keys. That’s when you get your apartment started and drive around the block
@Glowbox3D8 ай бұрын
Oh god, thanks for this edit. These two are my all time favorites.
@PattyBandAidz2 жыл бұрын
My favorite/most quoted lines from each of these guys is most definitely the "I used to do drugs...I still do...but I used to too" from Mitch and, "I sprayed some spot remover on my dog the other day and he disappeared" from Steven....with close runners up being the sock thickness, and the hippopotamus 😜🤘
@joeg98103 жыл бұрын
There guys are both a riot. Saw Mitch live he was awesome.
@pop90956 ай бұрын
Two of the greatest Delivery guys to ever make folks laugh. Epic.
@WarcraftOhio Жыл бұрын
2 of my absolute favorites thank you for putting this together
@sugarsyrup8927 Жыл бұрын
There is no battle, both are absolute masters of the craft.
@jonathankozenko Жыл бұрын
These two are/were absolute artisans at this particular style, and what's great is that if you were to listen to the album of one, you do not more or less get the same experience as you would listening to the other. Hedberg's was far more fun, like something you could tell at a party to make quick friends, whereas Wright's style is far more cerebral and abstract. The biggest difference ultimately would be when they do self-effacing humor - Hedberg made himself out as an underdog during those times (like he was bombing at another show), whereas Wright made himself sound like an alien who attempted to interact with human beings slightly before it was ready.
@RS5432111 ай бұрын
This is the comedy we need.
@ValseInstrumentalist Жыл бұрын
When the rice joke is so good it has to be in here twice.
@Dubberzz3 жыл бұрын
If Mitch was still around it would be amazing to see these two do each other's material in their style.
@louispconstant66243 жыл бұрын
If BOTH were around I think you mean. :)
@Dubberzz3 жыл бұрын
@@louispconstant6624 Steven is still alive.
@garrywhitelaw87233 жыл бұрын
The first time I read a dictionary I thought it was poem about everything.
@jelassiterII3 жыл бұрын
Steven used to be alive. He still is be he used to be too.
@eyellgeteven99283 жыл бұрын
@@jelassiterII Nice one.
@jefftokaji6460 Жыл бұрын
Two absolutely brilliant comics. Love them both. Wish Mitch was still here. Thanks for the video.
@JJDBaca5 ай бұрын
Couple of GOATs right here.
@Drew_D11 ай бұрын
I love their style. Two of my all-time favorites.
@vasilioshioureas26074 жыл бұрын
MITCH!!!
@troystaunton2543 жыл бұрын
These 2 would be so damn awesome in modern meme culture.
@happytrees47343 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright is still alive lol.
@SewakS1082 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ericminch Жыл бұрын
"meme culture" is an oxymoron.
@willmiller73585 ай бұрын
Mitch hedburg you were a gift thanks for all the laughs...rip...
@andrewpetik20344 ай бұрын
Mitch's observations on escalators and golf are flipping brilliant! 😂
@t54760 Жыл бұрын
What a party to be in same room with Steven Wright, Gary Larson, Bill Watterson, and Mitch at the same time. Comedic overload.
@daveesuperstar7380 Жыл бұрын
That is the greatest idea of people. Pure perfection
@Joe_Comino Жыл бұрын
I'd add Dave Barry (columnist/humorist) too! Maybe Spike Milligan and Peter Cook, as well...
@hilarylaw84157 ай бұрын
That'd be a fat slice of comedy genius.
@MarthaRoseMoore4153 жыл бұрын
This is perfect! These are the two names that come to mind when I hear the term " one liners"! Thanks for putting this dream team together, sort of. 😊
@mohamedabdel-gawad95732 жыл бұрын
'Milton Jones' is the 3rd of this bunch. Check him.. He is British.
@talastra Жыл бұрын
@@joshharrison2657 Completely correct.
@theguyinmaine Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright was the first of his kind and the best. Love his way of thinking.
@the_royalric8 ай бұрын
I do really like both of them a lot, but seeing them side by side really shows how next-level Hedberg was.
@krishnbimanagar4 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright any day. What a legend.
@stevenpisauro86984 жыл бұрын
Not even a question, he is the best
@wadecohagan23883 жыл бұрын
Oh I don't know man I feel like Mitch was just finding his groove. But I like em both. I didn't realize how similar they were.
@guins993 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@artboy7893 жыл бұрын
I hate Steven. Mitch is wayyyyy better
@dangquesadilla3 жыл бұрын
These two guys are hands down my favorite comedians. Awesome video ❤
@ricardocerrillo3472 Жыл бұрын
Mitchs' Hippopotamus joke still breaks me up!
@jeffclark71 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steven Wright was “I have a map of the United States,it’s actual size” 😂
@talastra Жыл бұрын
My two favorite Wright jokes are the one about everything in his apartment being replaced with an exact replicable and the seashell collection. Two collections of verbal statements that evoke whole surreal worlds. Absolutely evocative.
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Those and the one above French toast in the Renaissance. 😅
@madyjules Жыл бұрын
This is such a great compilation Thanks!! two geniuses 😂
@lostful Жыл бұрын
classic Steve Wright hands down the best, timing is everything
@MikesOrganicVideos Жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite comics. Some similarities but also differences. This was a treat. Thank you.
@northernbrother12585 ай бұрын
"I put instant coffee in the microwave...and went back in time." 🤣
@MrSpankee02 Жыл бұрын
My 2 favorite comedians. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing wright a couple times live.
@jezzieb4995 Жыл бұрын
Mitch was such a rock star. He was a beautiful man. That demon had him so hard, what a tragedy. Steven Wright will forever be one of my favorites
@user-nc8ki9qp9k7 ай бұрын
These two deserve awards for funny stuff.
@geoffreyaugust03 жыл бұрын
It's really funny to listen to these legends and how their comedy/mannerisms and even...jokes...have trickled down to Comedians today. I can hear a lot of Tom Segura, Chris D'Elia, Bert and even Rogan in there. Absolute pioneers.