Clerks II - Deleted Scenes Part 2

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Watch these deleted scenes from CLERKS II including extended scenes of Jay's dance to "Goodbye Horses" and Lance Dowd's conversation with Randal and Dante.

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@daveinhell7476 8 жыл бұрын

"Thanks, pickle fucker!" "How'd you know we call him pickle fucker?" "You do?" Fucking priceless.

@TenDividedBySix 7 жыл бұрын

PsychoticDave I know, that line was hilarious. They totally should have kept that in!

@kerhuel22480 6 жыл бұрын

PsychoticDa

@akviperkitty6 2 жыл бұрын

Dangit! They should've kept that in.

@sstaners1234 2 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it. 🤣😂🤣

@daveinhell7476 2 жыл бұрын

@@sstaners1234 Yeah, six years ago. Lmfao.

@patchouli3422 3 жыл бұрын

How Jeff Anderson can deliver those lines with a straight face is amazing.

@genetenz 3 күн бұрын

Just telling a story

@Imperia1Wrath 8 жыл бұрын

Randall always finds a way to display his intelligence in the most hilarious way possible, lmao

@Lampickaa 7 жыл бұрын

hehe Whenever i will see Jason Lee with mustache then i will forever see Earl.

@Tmillea 5 жыл бұрын

Light beard hes Brody

@mrmoviemanic1 4 жыл бұрын

Full beard he’s Banky

@comicbookprodigy995 4 жыл бұрын

He was in the middle of filming Earl when he got the call for Clerks II. Drove a few hours to this set and memorized 18 pages of dialogue on the spot.

@fresherzzz9240 3 жыл бұрын

I was told it was Ben Affleck when I watched this. Lol

@mr.horsepower8125 3 жыл бұрын

@@fresherzzz9240 Ben Affleck and Jason Lee are both in this

@Nexis 8 жыл бұрын

That car scene was fucking epic!

@calibmatlock 4 жыл бұрын

Still feels weird that I can quote that scene verbatim even though its a deleted scene. It's so fucking good.

@ClawBoss 5 жыл бұрын

I never thought I’d hit 30 and relate to Randal Graves so much...

@DendyJungle 5 жыл бұрын

I'm 24 and relate

@greengrassofhome 4 жыл бұрын

I was 21 when this movie came out and, even back then, I knew that I would still relate to it in my 30s. As an outsider, a reject and a weirdo with a dark sense of humour, I always knew that this is what my personality is like and that it will never change. Granted, I am not working in fast food and I have a decent education but the silliness, humour and refusal to fully grow up are all there. I am basically a mish-mash of all the characters in this wonderful movie. I guess I keep coming back to it because I relate to it so much.

@garyhall7867 3 жыл бұрын

Randal is my patronus

@leatherface9022 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in my 30s and I can never relate to Randall Graves.

@leatherface9022 3 жыл бұрын

@@greengrassofhome my buddy at the gym always told me to never grow up.

@cleofaspingarron 4 жыл бұрын

Randall's rant is not about Lance, is about Dante leaving him. I left a friend of mine in my hometown (in order to pursue a career) and he was just as sad and angry. I still feel kind of guilty about it

@gagglehagger 3 жыл бұрын

That one hit me on a different level too. He did a great job acting it out. It felt very real. Probably added some emotion from a real experience he's had in life too

@Wetknees 2 жыл бұрын

Do you guys still talk? Cutting and leaving is one thing but you have a life to. A friend should want what’s best for you.

@cleofaspingarron 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wetknees we do talk.well more like text. He's still against

@canceresbunny 7 жыл бұрын

So thats why he says the toilet thing when Dante tells him that Rosario got pregnant.

@Thunda1986 5 жыл бұрын

duh

@garyhall7867 3 жыл бұрын

They were talking about it in the theatrical version when he says, I don't know about you, but cumming centers me

@ThalesAcm 8 жыл бұрын

"what did we learn from jurassic park? nature finds a way" lol... I really liked randall's read of this

@TragedysHalo 4 жыл бұрын

Man lmao that back & forth in the last half was epic shit talking 😂 Exactly what friends are for!

@Blckk89 2 жыл бұрын

"Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@isaiahpero7837 6 жыл бұрын

Okay. Without "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background at 1:04, this scene is just creepy...creepy, but oh so fucking funny! 😂😂😂

@CornholioPuppetMaster 2 жыл бұрын

That’s probably how they did it in silence of the lambs, added the music in later

@alexharvey6522 10 жыл бұрын

i just realized, even though Jeff Anderson appears in almost ever View Askiew movie, this is the first time that he interacts with Jason Lee.

@electrickoathanger 4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty ironic, seeing as Brodie Bruce from Mallrats (played by Jason Lee) is canonically Randal's cousin.

@Malekuss 4 жыл бұрын

@@electrickoathanger FOR REAL?

@electrickoathanger 4 жыл бұрын

@@Malekuss Yeah. It's lightly hinted at in the movies, but it's outright confirmed in the comics.

@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631 3 жыл бұрын

Um, from what I recall, Anderson is not in 'nearly every view askew movie'. He's in the 2 clerks movies.

@kennytheghostbuster9582 3 жыл бұрын

@@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631 he's also in Strikes Back

@LG-kl3co 6 жыл бұрын

Randall is brilliant, what a performance !

@Whatreally123 2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Anderson is great. He should've done more movies.

@shable1436 Жыл бұрын

Who is he? The Mobies guy with the Canadian accent

@racarb 7 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The car seen at the end...I had tears!

@KombatGod 3 жыл бұрын

The "Sex Nuts and Retard Strong" bit should have stayed in, it's exactly the kind of stuff that belongs in a Clerks movie.

@yukionnaslayer1 8 жыл бұрын

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

@ElizabethT45 7 жыл бұрын

If the money doesn't flow then you owe me owe me owe....My Jungle Love, oh-ee-oh-ee-oh

@KeizerHedorah 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Anderson with Lee and Mewes, such big personalities all in one scene

@AdNauseamart 10 жыл бұрын

HOW COULD THEY HAVE CUT THESE SCENES OUT

@philipcooper8297 10 жыл бұрын

The film would be too long?

@PhantomLAM 10 жыл бұрын

WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT?! SADDLE BAGS!

@TheBlackSpiral 10 жыл бұрын

Inept Adventure Gamer Ahhh, Ace Ventura

@robertjonsson684 9 жыл бұрын

Jeff Nau The version i saw they were all in it.

@dmaskell92 8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Jonsson They have to edit certain scenes out to maintain a R rating. The rest could have been added into a unrated version, which I'm pretty sure it was. Somehow I've seen all these scenes as if they weren't cut on the version I watched.

@alienc 9 жыл бұрын

wow that last scene and ending.. wow.. like that was so so deep....

@diablo333911 10 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck would they cut out "You do?" That made me laugh so damn hard

@DoctorCroe 10 жыл бұрын

sick little donnie darko tangent universe hahahahaha

@misiopysio9360 4 жыл бұрын

this is gold, but honestly good they cut them out, It made the movie more dynamic

@OgreDLink 3 жыл бұрын

Randal going full circle in the car was great

@duncanmcknight4622 2 ай бұрын

10:32 to 10:55 . That's how I felt like me growing up in the 2000s. Missed hanging out with my friends at elementary school. Watch cartoon Network and played fresh games on the original Xbox and Xbox 360 games. Missed my times being a 2000s kid. It's what Minion said in his loading scene in Twisted Metal Black. We will return to our old world one day.

@gpoop23 10 жыл бұрын

The extended Lance conversation was brilliant! "The Go-Bots are like the K-Mart Transformers." Pure genius.

@paulyhart 10 жыл бұрын

i'm the same age as kevin smith and we all used to say that.

@paulyhart 10 жыл бұрын

ALDI transformers lol.

@Kamandi1971 6 жыл бұрын

yup thats a generation xr saying

@travismccutchan3144 5 жыл бұрын

That was in the original

@Tmillea 5 жыл бұрын

It was 3 bites

@EricGraham94 7 ай бұрын

I like the added silence during the last scene after Randall laments that Dante is leaving for Florida. It makes Randall’s emotions feel more raw and authentic.

@sleuthentertainment5872 5 жыл бұрын

I love the twisted conspiracies of Randal

@lanceseaman88 6 жыл бұрын

I like how he mentions Donnie Darko

@ianrastoski3346 Жыл бұрын

4:28 it's good that this line "Three bites." was cut, because it makes Randall's retort seem redundant.

@ChairmanMeow1 4 жыл бұрын

Rosario is GORGEOUS

@gustavo_oviedo 6 жыл бұрын

this was gold. thank you.

@dantegoat8568 6 жыл бұрын

"whoa thanks pickle fucker" and people say we don't need a clerks 3

@weskerrun9420 3 жыл бұрын

That car scene was amazing!!!

@MurphyLawMedia 11 жыл бұрын

Little did they know I have "Goodbye Horses" on my iTunes ^__^

@MoltenMouseMetal 9 жыл бұрын

Oh god... I think my sides left for Mars when they said "Life finds a way." Gotta go try and learn how to breathe without laughing again...

@chrisi8373 8 жыл бұрын

i started the song on another tab and it lined up perfectly hahah yes!

@consolewarrior7145 5 жыл бұрын

32 and your flipping burgers before that I heard it was the quickstop!!!

@explorinjenkins349 3 жыл бұрын

Dante cant keep a straight face during the car ride.

@chrisholland2016 5 жыл бұрын

It would've killed my ass off if I rode in the car with 2 guys just like them. Two store clerks getting hilariously all damn personal would've killed off my laugh box everytime it's been repaired.

@cybersams 9 жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard watching this thanks for share

@godbluffvdgg 10 жыл бұрын

Randal is epic!

@Acetopy2 10 жыл бұрын

Whn I watched Clerks 2 these scenes were in the movie. The seen with Jay doing the buffalo bill rip off had the music... So they obviously put them back in after it was released in theatres

@Michealsarver 10 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@PSXMicha 10 жыл бұрын

what kind of version do you watch? I own the german dvd and the US Bluray and those scenes are not IN the movie

@Michealsarver 10 жыл бұрын

the 2 disc edition

@PSXMicha 10 жыл бұрын

Micheal sarver I have it too, but the scenes are not included in the main movie

@Michealsarver 10 жыл бұрын

they were for me

@triippy...6476 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Earl!

@MeatMrDead 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Crabman!

@Qwazin 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Arnold! *du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu*

@triippy...6476 8 жыл бұрын

Andreas Nordvall Ehh wrong show but I'm sure you know that

@SICK47 7 жыл бұрын

aye crabman

@zlopez-steele3362 6 жыл бұрын

It's so hard not to see him as Earl. All because of his mustache.

@IamComSE 6 жыл бұрын

"You do..."

@josemonster8406 10 жыл бұрын

These arent deleted. I just watched the movie last night. All these scenes were in it

@connorhays7330 10 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the extended version, not the theatrical version. The theatrical version has these scenes, but shortened up a minute or two.

@dennydarkko 4 жыл бұрын

These deleted scenes are actually just extended scenes. Most of them are in the movie, just not as long as they are in this video

@scopestv3975 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason they cut Jay's joke when it only took 2 seconds. Them asking him how he knows they call him Pickle Fucker and him responding "You do?" then running out with the food is a great joke...no idea why they cut it

@michaelcaputo4187 8 жыл бұрын

i love the jurassic park reference hahahhaahahaha nature finds a way lol LMAO

@NiklasRychmann 10 жыл бұрын

"donny darko" lmfao

@tuli0hwut78 4 жыл бұрын

Randal Graves is the most lovable asshole in movie history.

@StorytellerMatt 10 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Jason Lee had a sore throat the day he shot his scene.

@TheSlenderBassist 9 жыл бұрын

dude used to be a pack a day guy, he's since quit, I saw him once in Manhattan at a flower shop a pal of mine used to work at, and I managed to score a cig from him, nice guy, but he's a scientologist...to each their own surely

@TheSlenderBassist 5 жыл бұрын

GazB85 good question, not really sure on that, I know Elisabeth Moss joined on her own accord

@manchesterisblue1023 4 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite movies

@giorgiogirardi4661 6 жыл бұрын

Pure gold!

@evanwallace8683 Жыл бұрын

I've seen the entire Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks franchise a hundred times I can definitely hear the music in my head with the dick tuck scene. I know I'm not the only one

@SphealornoSpheal1 10 жыл бұрын

I just put the track on in another tab, the two scenes work

@4everzard 8 жыл бұрын

Did Earl get out of the hospital and think he was someone named "Lance" after getting hit by a car, because that is clearly Earl!

@allenbreaux97 10 жыл бұрын

omg that ending

@dennydarkko 4 жыл бұрын

“Well well well, Pickle Fucker.”

@antalb6652 10 жыл бұрын

earl hickey at 3:30 omg

@Patapipe 9 жыл бұрын

Without music the goodbye horses scene is so fucking akward !

@leatherface9022 3 жыл бұрын

Most likeliest of scenarios

@jaybrooks1098 4 жыл бұрын

Ms Dawson .. mmmm lol.. we want more of ya!

@4Legacy 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like this movie would feel exactly like a "clerks II." if it were in black and white. But, for as long after the original as this was, it worked incredibly well and is (for the most part) pretty faithful to the original script's style. The only thing I would change is replacing the 3-4 time filler music videos from the second half with this stuff

@niaboctruk138 4 жыл бұрын

You never go ATM

@hyperw0rp 10 жыл бұрын

I understand the edits. A lot of scenes just ran on too long. The jizz on the bathroom seat joke makes a lot more sense now, though.

@zielony600 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I've always watched with these scenes so maybe they aren't 100% cut ;)

@stevenwhittington6365 5 жыл бұрын

Randal and donte about donte impregnating his mom is comedy gold. And I think the original movie would be better with this scene.

@concks982 5 жыл бұрын

does anyone outside of the tri-state area watch these movies?

@MrPaulkelly1 9 жыл бұрын

i know jason lee played earl in my name is earl but he looks just like him on this wish the mustache and hair ha

@THE1ANDONLYCUBIX 8 жыл бұрын

Because he was filming My Name is Earl at the time

@tiograb 7 жыл бұрын

Earl never wore a Lacoste Shirt though

@Andy50k1 9 жыл бұрын

being force naked in the girls locker room doesn't even sound that bad, that could even be a free reward if your lucky.

@TheSlenderBassist 9 жыл бұрын

amen brother

@CarlWatkins 11 жыл бұрын

So how many of you guys paused the video in order to quickly open up Goodbye Horses in another tab before watching the dance scene?

@travisaiken2493 10 жыл бұрын

As neat as t was to see Jason Lee make an appearance in Clerks2, I sorta wish it would have ben as Brodie, or Banky...ether way Kevin Smith still pulled together all he could from the previous movies, this is almost like a mash-up of all his movie's...or so I felt when I first saw it in the theaters.

@highpineapple 3 жыл бұрын

"Pussy fart" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Seeeeeriously wish they included that. Hahaha

@iannamico 8 жыл бұрын

not as classic as the original, but still pretty good.

@vivianrebeccagandillon8832 6 жыл бұрын

Jay dose this seen to good sometimes I wonder about him funny Jason Mewes did the seen from silence of the lambs I couldn't stop laughing.

@kyero8724 10 жыл бұрын

lol Oh look, Green Lantern... Nice job

@chrisd5312 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂great film!!!

@MaQuGo119 9 жыл бұрын

What does the T stands for?

@chrisnorman2185 7 жыл бұрын

watched tonight. ...Still a great Flick.

@Theforeveraloneguy 7 жыл бұрын

Such an underrated movie! Also the guy who played Elias was fucking GOLD! Wonder why he never made it in hollywood.

@dekdekadekdek 7 жыл бұрын

belthazormn1 FYI now he's a game developer. Look it up.

@13ensir 11 жыл бұрын

Guys, guys, in the scene where the two guys are talking in the car, THE BACKGROUND REPEATS HER HER HER

@DudeImAwesome11 6 жыл бұрын

OPEN SECOND TAB "Goodby Horses - Q Lazzarus" ON KZfaq ENJOY EXTENDED DANCE

@joemckim1183 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that Earl Hickey is in the Clerks universe.

@jamiethecoles 11 жыл бұрын

So this was before Earl got hit by that car?

@shawnacollier3893 Жыл бұрын

Elias: "... Ewww..." 😂😂

@Truthiness231 11 жыл бұрын

Yeah I guess I'm confusing the TV edit for the DVD, I seen the TV edit much more recently...

@nawilliams82 3 ай бұрын

The car dialogue should have stayed in. I remember seeing this movie in the theater and how hard people laughed during it. That scene would have killed.

@phantomblade9167 Жыл бұрын

Clerks III confirmed

@garygarrison7385 11 жыл бұрын

lol,, kevin smith did.. this is from the dvd,, this guy just uploaded it

@theyearwas1473 Жыл бұрын

No comments about the ice cup?

@ShonenFreakTV 5 жыл бұрын

look at you too funployees

@BrokenSofa Жыл бұрын

Oh dude keep it tasteful 😂

@marcgordon9258 Жыл бұрын

If Randall ,,, Dante ,,, Jay & Silent Bob Don't Go Down In Cinema History As Some Of The Best Written & Acted Characters In History ⁉️ SomeThing's Definitely Wrong With This World ❗ Thanks Kevin Smith ... View Askew 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾