Right?!! "Oh, like I give a fuck some local tribesman gets cancer, cry me a fucking river." I can't stop laughing!

"Does it look like i fucking care!" the way he says it.. so good xD!

I think casting Colin Ferrell in this movie was kind of a gay move. Like "dick on dick" gay; you know what I mean... MrBraddles3128.

MrBraddles3128 Brett Ratner

James Barnett you obviously didn't watch the movie

Maybe he is Grossman's son but Donald Sutherland adopted him.

Shouldve had him dancing to luda at the end even though he died. I completely agree tho nice.

Thats literally what I watched right before this video

😂😂

👏👏👏

His character has so many great lines lol

I'm a green belt mutha fucker

oh ok cool

His Irish accent slips in

You mean there really are company managers out there just like Bobby? The way Bobby is here is not even an exaggeration of those real bosses you're talking about?

@@alvexok5523 he didn’t say it was 1:1 accurate just the most accurate he had seen

@@alvexok5523 I'm sure they exist lol. I've dealt with a manager who was very close to this. Doesn't curse in front of workers but he would never approve PTO and would say he knows what's he doing and would do other shit like - -change the schedule last minute and not tell you -make you work OT without pay -not give you your 30 but wont pay you for working the entire 8 hour shift -threaten to fire you if you call in sick -also tried to fuck every female coworker -also tried to rape a female coworker once by threatening her It can get pretty crazy. Thank God I don't work there anymore.

Had this boss in a small IT company too. He was one of a trio which owned the company. They made a series of mistakes but this one specifically was a major asshole who put terror on their employees. Always blaming others for his own fuck ups, and firing people one after another or not giving credit for their results. They lost the company for a major one in the sector, that was actually in a type of "loan shark" contract with them. I can say, when I found out about it I was happy because justice had been served.

@@pc12gauge Nice story bud

Trump

Found a libtard

Iwan Egerström I know some

@Charles Ferdinand Is that supposed to be English?

Seen it happen at this one casino, the owners kids fucked it up when he died and they had to sell it they were drug addicts

Special secret chair 😂😂😂

You mean Hank?

Will always make me laugh LOL

@@adammaclean6382 I know he's up to something 😂

@@adammaclean6382 special little secret chair

Latinos definitely aren’t concerned about the environment 🙈😂😂

Weren't the Peruvians available?

But y'all endangering the lock tribesmen

Why was it funny? What's the connection or cliche?

Then hello to you and your fellow tribesmen...

Same here 🤣💯

And the fact he calls everything "gay".

Cut him off lmao my favorite line from this scene and the "hes always rolling around in his special little secret chair I know hes up to something" lmaoo

This is my favorite part of the movie 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Gawd lmao 😜

@@admirosmanovic1368 a

Possibly the funniest line in movie history

Being a good employee that’s what he’s up 2

🤣🤣

Omg I'm dead af

I died laughing! XD

Professor xavier

Yeah, his character was one crazy jerkass. And Bobby's ploy to make the other workers there hate Kurt. I can't believe though that the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. Bobby feeling the need to immediately come out there and tell everyone it was Kurt's idea just makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea. Also, everyone there knew that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that he was Kurt's boss. They couldn't figure out that either the upper manager hires and fires, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with his manager and getting his approval? A junior manager normally doesn't fire people unless the head guy tells him to. The other office workers should've known that.

Hahahaha.. didn't even notice that.😂

​​​@@pinoyclasico8932lol, I didn't either until @anthonychangah pointed it out. He was one crazy mofo of a boss. People like him who know they are prejudice, hateful, and heartless and aren't ashamed of being so. I still can't believe though that Hank and the rest of the office fell for Bobby coming out and telling everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank

I absolutely lost my mind at that line 😂

​@@-relentlessxchaos-Yeah 😂😂

My favorite line after his crappy karate move..."I'm a green belt mother fucka!"

He actually had a coke problem in real life.

He's versatile actor PERIOD

I want to see this guy go up against Les Grossman (Tom cruise) from tropic thunder.

Damn I didn’t realize he was the dude from phone booth

This is a quality comment I’ve been looking to

Perfect fucking timing ha ha ha

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

*figuratively

He’s crazy good in almost everything. I loved him in “In Bruges”

@@eamon2pleaseimagine Colin was literally killing his costars?! Hahahahaha

Hahahah 😄👌🏻

Sit I'm not a dog Bobby good boy

So you freelancing for the deaf? We all heard the dialogues dipshit!

I loved how he scootched his chair back into his office... and he just slapped some tape over his dad’s nameplate.

Oh you also watched that part?

So many amazing lines but this was my favorite

Any time I even think of the scene I burst out laughing

I don't get why that line is funny.

ROFL

@@Slick420Pgh ikr, it's been years since I saw this movie but this scene is unforgettable 😅

Best line ever your mom probably got something similar from some idiot who was a million miles away

LMFAO

1:00

I'm a green belt motherfucker!! 😂

At this point, reading the comments, it seems like every line from Collin's is an "underrated line" 🤯🤯🤯😬😬😬🤷🤷🤷

Andrew Kline Uh Huh.. Mmm Hmm.. ROFL

Americans..

Hahahaha just noticed that

It’s people like you who make things that aren’t that funny, funnier than they really are. Terrible

DickWall*

Kyle Baxter colin farrell fucking nailed that part..

That whole phrase got me dying 😂

its a modern society!

I don't think anyone has ever thought Colin wasn't a stellar actor dude

@@meshiu2344 my meaning is he isn’t recognized the same way other major actors are, Leo, Pitt, Depp. Just an observation, again I might be alone in thinking that. Then again he was in Daredevil…

The dude has like three Golden Globes though

No im Whit you on that i think hes a amazing actor i have been a fan of him sence i was a child him and Nicolas Cage and so on.

@@Umberloid87I agree honestly. He’s always put his all into every role, and he deserves a lot more recognition than he already gets.

I can't believe that Hank and the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone that it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. The fact that Bobby had to immediately come out there and announce to everyone that it was Kurt's idea makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea. The other office workers really didn't realize that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that Bobby was Kurt's boss and the head boss there? And that it'd make more sense for Bobby to tell Kurt to fire Hank, rather than Kurt doing it on his own terms without Bobby's consent? Kurt was middle management, Bobby was upper management. Either the upper manager fires someone, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with the upper manager and getting his approval. A middle manager doesn't do it without the upper manager's approval.

100% and the fact the he wasn’t t his dad’s funeral!?! How did they not know he wasn’t a POS… this scene is hilarious though as angering as it seems

" i know he's up to smth " lol

@@meriem0710 lol

LOL@@meriem0710

"And tell him to leave his handicap parking pass when he leaves" lmaooooo

It’s called cocaine induced paranoia.

☠️😂😂😂

Yeah we heard it, we are watching the some video as you are......... Dickwall

@@psycheevolved1428 "dickwall"

Lol

@Phi Vai XDD

"I don't want my money going to support monsters."

I know. That is too funny. And how about when Colin Ferrel plows out of his garage. Lord help me.

Lucas A dead on that one lol

Dirty Duck Everything you just said is EXACTLY why it's so funny

Dirty Duck this scene is extended from the original cut. The only thing that should've been kept in was the" monsters line" . The whole part where he is actually firing the guy and a lot of the office conversation isn't in the original.

I just saw this for the first time and yeah dude, my thoughts exactly. That little hesitation and delivery of it has me so dead rn xD

"I'm a green belt MotherFucker!"

*walks back in to the bathroom to do more blow*

This kind of line would come from a 10 year old kid.

You realize Farrell didn't write the fucking movie, right?

😂😂😂

LMFAO 🤣🤣 that was brilliant

That was the best line for me

Lol 3:22 congratulations

If he chose to fire large marge instead of hank, at the end of the movie Kurt would have been running the whole company

😂😂😂😂😂 u could fire professor Xavier... Creeps me out rolling around in his special chair 😂😂😂😂

N_Y_N_E_R they just put a camera on him on a random day.

really? an Oscar nomination for this? its funny as fuck, but really, an oscar nomination? Nah man.

Give anyone a fuck ton of coke and go to town..... He deserves recognition for a badass cokehead performance

There is an absurd amount of detail and attention to mannerisms in his performance. Farrell is so good in these character roles.

@@SyrupBuccaneer I 100% agree. He nailed it

In Bruges you have to see In Bruges.....!!!!!!!!!

@@kaydaw24 and Steven Psychopaths.

@@brianboulter1180 yeah cause the phone booth, SWAT and Miami vice showed so much fantastic work. Character actor doesn't mix with range. Got people like Jeff daniels, John goodman or Sam Rockwell in such a category and I love Colin but yeah he barely showed that kind of range or output. Move around before you try and judge people movie choices bum.

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​ @Now who's laughing Tigerland and Bruges were outstanding. So quit your lectures.

Its time to trim the fat around here

OMFG lmfao I can't breathe!!!

I love how he’s all wide eyed when he says it.😂

@@aaronwrecks3324 right? When he said that you think he’s going to get rid of unproductive people. But nope, he’s being literal with a dead ass straight face 💀

The transition from trim the fat to 'I want you to fire the fat people' is just so literal and hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

"Large can you come in here please" lmao

"what do they call you? wheels?" - Wolverine

Hank 😂😂😂

You mean Hank? Lmao

"Special little secret chair." 😭😭💀💀

🤣🤣🤣

Nkocarnia Nkosi deffo!

Tom cruise was so funny there were talks to make a movie about tom cruise character

@Basic_Assumption you have no sense of humor if this isnt funny

Less Grossman was awesome

Swing and a miss

made my fucking week hahaha

SwornReaper has

Woof ! 😅

Woof

I am still partial to Dale being the weirdest. I mean "we are men looking for a man"😂

@@cobraelectric right on 😂😂😂😂

@@cobraelectric it was at night. There weren’t even any kids around…

When it came to weird, Dale definitely took the cake.

Flex Piper 😂😂😂

That was one of his first things to do 😂

Thank you for noticing that and appreciating it. I died.

Omg all these years I’ve seen this movie but didnt notice he did that until I read this comment I am DYING all over again

“Boy, look what we got. Is that a sharpie?” 😂

Hahahha

😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣

@Cyber Monk ha ha ha. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

Lol

osamabad So True

Haha I agree

He nailed the role in "Other Guys"

Excellent observation.

Keaton could've played this role until about 1998

Nice

That had me dying. 😅😅

U can start with large marge

His only redeeming moment

She's not even pregnant then lol

And that's too hand written...

I didn’t! But thanks! Haha!

Chummy Ngen I didn’t notice...🤣

I didn't.

Yes. So what?

And didn't even attend his own father's funeral hehehe

Seriously hilarious 😂

Checks his wrist where there's no watch at all kills us everytime 🤣😂

Cry me a fuckin` river! :))

DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKIN CARE?

The funniest quote of this scene.

Like if they were actual tribesmen it would be perfectly fine to endanger them.

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6 O'Clock News at 8 with TheImBrian lmao

Who are you talking about? You mean Hank? 😛

A fan of the show Millionaire apparently. 😅

I agree! My favorite line..."I'm a green belt mother fucker!"

I think that's what made him even more hilarious. "Absence makes the heart grows fonder", I guess.

Dick skin

@@user-dt9jr3db7d kick ass

His comedic timing was on point

2002 is on the other line

He was hilarious in In Bruges, too

You mean Hank!! lmfao

Well, spoiler alert, he kinda died in the movie. Hard to make a spin off

A spin off of a guy in the ground rotting, after being shot 3 times? Not much to go with that.

@@coryboy345 2 times

@@coryboy345 he comes back as a zombie

Hung Vo you mean dickskin?

If you've actually seen this movie or clip, He says it at 1:10...Idiot Lmao

I feel like that's more embarrassing than saying you're a black belt when it's obvious you're not lol

@Xyliononophone Sylophophonocohama karate is for pussies do some muay thai and jiu jitsu

Gëvin Ķates congratulations

Nah

Don't be silly.

Pathetic.

So should Jennifer Aniston. She really knocked it out of the park with her portrayal.

I know he’s up too something 😂😂

And tell him to leave his handicap 🅿️ 😂

@@jrlucido21 "you can't take that, it's issued by the state" "I am the state, state of Bobbyville" fucking absolutist monarch vibes

@@jkelsey555 🤣🤣

Most of the lines in comedy movies are totally unscripted or ad libbed. You can write up disposition or mood into a script, but you can't write the words, phrasing, and delivery of a really good comedic actor.

Redem10 he died

Redem10 That part where he said "GOOD BOY" rofl...like he's His fuckin Pet lol....

RIP Colin Farrell he got shot thats why lol

by a jealous kevin spacey no less lol

Colin made this movie so hilarious lol tho dale is hilarious also but they should of kept Colin in it

Lmao

The state of Bobbyville!

@@joefeeney5497 that’d be a town

United States of Me

Stay where you are congratulations lol XD

Is the prick dead?

Was it Donald Trump Jr.?

Did he call you gay boy?

@Michael Burger how the fuck did you come to the conclusion that I support Biden, based on this comment?

@@dylanwesley3964 because you're a clown that shows up in KZfaq comments to make clown analogies to politics. Even if you're not a Biden supporter, you're still clown enough.

Despite its cast being popular..there were a lot of people who passed this flick up.