Achmed the dead terrorist?

My skull has eyes in it

@@rafaguelfand6615 Valid point

kerukera Yeah, there’s one in Goosebumps Part 2 “Stay with us, cousin!” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

@@TheMamaluigi300 I remember actually reading the graphic novel of that. That shit's creepy man

what the fuck

Mike Silverknight what? Facts!

G-piste Etana why is he nine tho

Seel the Seal idk I just checked the wiki (jon called him seven, and i know he's joking)

Seel the Seal children are always creepier.

What’s up Obama prism

What's up Obama prism

What's up Obama prism

Too bad it's not the canon one if I remember correctly.

What's up Obama prism

watched this video, alot.

Don't worry, no matter how old we get, we're not dead yet 😉

Right? I remember when this vid came out!

You wasted it. Like all of us.

Got an engineering degree, buried my dog and beat cancer... an overall mixed bag of stuff over the last 8 years, but i always come back to old JonTron when i need a mood boost, they kept me going through all of the crap i dealt with 👌

*people don’t come over anymore :)*

I was thinking of that 😂 mystery incorporated was such an underrated show

@@Yknow6404 damn right

@@Yknow6404 I dunno, if it's the one I'm thinking of, I felt the overarching plot was kind of hard to follow. Not to mention the whole point of Scooby-Doo is that none of them monsters are real.

Morgan ! For me I kind of liked that Scooby doo now had actual monsters lol

“And repaired her with only FlexTape!”

12” wide tape on the front and back side

I'll make paper dolls outta you

*THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*

clever as hell

IKR 😍

Same, always gotta come back to Jon. He’s timeless

And now this game will have a relaunch!

Missed opportunities.

at least the over girls lived... oh wait he has the warp ability

Only if you dont witness any one dying or ms barrows be a total bitch

Otherwise, a screen pops up saying that you died a few days later.

That was a fun fact

Venohawk Jon still did not factor in the warp ability

Scissorman teaching dem important life lessons

Hes a gentelman

Even killers have standards

But you should always keep the blades shut holding the blades and hold it toward yourself while walking...

“Professionals have standards”

What's the original ending?

​@@enz8269 There are multiple endings, depending on very specific actions taken. The ending Jontron got is the S ending, successfully saving one of the girls (impossible to save all 3). The A ending involves seeing the last other girl die right before the psycho mom dies. B ending will be obtained if you saw all the girls die prior to ascending the clock tower. You get the C ending if you didn't even see all the girls. The D through H endings involves the player character dying in specific scenarios.

@@ChimeraMK Thanks! :)

Its because the grabbed the ham isnt it?

@@bootdude7527 Not really. The game randomizes every time you play so not all puzzles or events are going to be the same. The ham is for one of those.

@@alfalldoot6715 was waiting for someone making the reference

You can hear how the scream turns into a laugh

"I'm asking him to let me go!"

@@ikelldagay1801 Gonna melt down all the fluids man all in the kettle let it boil down into a thick paste. Boil the fluids boil boil boil boil boil boil underneath it all boil down to the core boil over and over. Boil again.

Some guy named Panacota Fugo can relate.

Ye boi

* teleports above and breaks through the roof*

*teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid. Edit: It's a meme. Don't get bent out of shape because I'm "wrong"

Not when I shift into, M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E

@@chaoticjester458 I knew I should have gotten the turbo

@@CherryBomb_Games *personnel

reaper isnt a skeleton though

+brofist4675 But he's a bone daddy

have YOU seen Reaper without the mask and coat? Yea. I didn't think so. Skeleton with a gun in their hands and Illuminati confirmed.

Actually yes

reaper here

Holy shit it’s you

@@NEORandomMan It's me?

@@ZzsarkStormbeard Yeah it's you, the Serial Designation U guy or whatever it was called

Here-Here! I love these videos.

Yes

Oh god its dan! The giant demon purple baby

Oh lord a furry person

Do I look like a furry person to you?

@@dimthecat9418 *Hello yes I am thee*

+¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *OW!*

I CRI XD

xD

🎵I'M ASKING IF HE CAN CHANGE HIS WAYS🎵

*OW!*

Nagash in the End Times.

People haven’t come over in several years.

Hahhhhahhahahah

picked up some ham- This will kill em

I watched this video at least five times before I realized that was a reference to the beginning of the video

Congrats! Im your 1 thousandth like!

@@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet who the fuck asked

Val ... You are beautiful

@@15-Peter-20 piss off. This is KZfaq not tinder.

@@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet why are you crying for ? Is it so wrong to complement a woman these days ?

Yeparoo

Still the best

Agreed

I had to rewatch this video because I has the creepy music stuck in my head for a while and I couldn't figure out what it was from, and after finally finding it I knew I wanted to watch this since it's how I originally heard it.

You know it

Yee

Pineapple? :0 I thought you died. Haven't seen many videos from you recently.

holy shit it all makes sense now

boop

HA I GET IT

My name is the same as yours

Ootfan788 I don’t think that’s true

@@bananasinfrench What's the point of lying about it?

Jackson E I’m not sure but it’s mighty suspicious

It makes you want to fast and never eat again for the rest of your lifetime, haha.

BE POLITE BE EFFICIENT HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET

@@rangopistacho6928 and most importantly Throw piss at people

hello there fellow tf2 veterans.

@@BigVince80bce it's a classic

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 my favourite game

Chekhov’s Ham

“HAAAAAMMM!”

69 likes

@@ItsButterBean1020 “Looks like you’re out to lunch…”

Prevents that "deus ex machina"

Or are they..?!??!?!?

Trex 8210 t-there’s one in my room...please send help

"Just imagine what it would be like to be way, way too dry."

If the Hitchhikier's Guide to the Galaxy has taught me anything...

Yeah airplanes defeat towers easy.

Me:)

Isaac Peretz “fuck it” *goes 88 miles per hour*

Sometimes people are easily amused

I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time

I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time

Agreed

Call the nurse and tell her you think 'they' might be cheeking their medication again.

ColanderKnight sicssor man

More like Abacchio's

imaginary chiken no it’s this is sparta

dude, spoilers

Somehow he returned

Thug Snass

I hope you like pizza bitch!!

Sans

Patient XVll Keep the change ya filthy animal

MetroTheGamer Sans has returned and he’s packing Heat!

i fail to see the logic in that? It's like saying every modern game is great because it has good graphics.

+The Master of Bad Puns (T.M.B.P.) In terms of aesthetics and atmosphere it is impressive, and that's what make the game. Most modern have a colour scheme of grey and brown and look boring or unimpressive (a lot of them play like shit too)

Point taken.

I feel like the graphics and sounds give it a very charming appeal to it. The game's also incredibly impressive atmosphere wise, as others said.

Awesome unintentional pun. "Sheer" graphics.

More like a bad ending, you do get a cutscene and credits for doing it.

'Fuck it!' *and that night one lived*

Yeah, Scissorman appears in the backseat and kills Jennifer.

I saw the car ending on KZfaq too but instead of being killed by scissor man I thought she’d crash the car given the fact that she’s been in an orphanage her whole life and would have no idea how to drive

+@@JurassicReptile Well he's just everywhere isn't he?

ChickenPika Slick sonofabitch.

+ChickenPika Hey you make those rosen ytps, i love your videos man, i always freaking laugh sop hard at them i run out of breath, keep what you doin man.

Thanks! I will.

God I love that line

+ChickenPika Yes I'd like to adopt the two of like PUPPIES FROM A KENNEL! For anything can be bought for the right *OIL*!

+kittehdrawrs (the warp ability)(x+y)

+kittehdrawrs Damn SCP 173.

So, pov

@@skullythekidd0175 but pov of another person that sees the player

@@bl4cksp1d3r Zero Time Dilemma?

Battletoads did it

500 likes for you!

69th like

Oh hey. You have Keyblade in your name as well? Cool.

@@unheardydkearts1064 :u

@@glassbottlemenacesyou8323 What? He has a Keyblade in his name.

11:11

Ikr

Hi Josh!!!!

hes like SO funny!

hey josh

I knew you'd like this, especially for the crazyness... Puking candy and killing with ham always cracks me

EXACTLY!

Same XD

*holds money* shut up and take my money

It was the scream that made me laugh

Like a modified version of the Michael Jackson song? (Man in the mirror)

Nah a modified version of the Lil Nas X song.

Wait a minute... HES F*CKING CHEATING

+xXHonoredYautja96Xx skeleton can't play legit Lol noob

sans, is that you?

+omgacat520 PAPYRUS

+Roberta Paula papaya*

Oh. My. God. YES.

YESSUH

Cool pun. What would the actual gameplay be? Actually curious Etg is favorite game

@@tylerduke7511 You lose access to your gun and you're chased by a boss with a pair of scissors, 1-hit and you're dead, at the end of the second floor you get a special Glock that 1-hits them, and after that you lose the Glock and get your guns back, and several chests spawn.

@@bigcd3438 cool idea

Legion Beast ALSO, that monster in the cage is Mr. Barrows, the owner of the house, and father to Dan and Bobby!

Yep! And you kinda can't avoid ending up in the cage ,so you better hope you got the ham.

@@legionbeast I'm pretty sure there is a way to avoid the cage, if I remember right it had something to do with finding out Mary was evil before she spikes you

@@elianwilliams Possibly. I haven't played it myself but with the branching nature of the game as a whole it's likely.

​@@legionbeast You can avoid the cage; if you make it to a secret room, you'll find out Mary is evil without seeing Mary. If you then go to see Mary, Mary tries to kill you. I believe you can make it to the end without figuring out Mary is evil, but then she'll kill you then and there, and that's an ending. Also, if 2 girls die and then Jennifer uses the car, Jennifer will make it to the orphanage successfully, but 3 days after, she will be found dead in her room. The game doesn't explain why, but outside of the game, it is revealed Mary kills her.

Fuck it

*loud car noises*

FUCK IT.

Cgamer2014 You actually can just get in the car and go. Too bad Jennifer will go insane with guilt and kill herself in the ending.

Swifty Better Than Getting Sliced Up Though.

Fizzy I always thought that was from a movie lol

Fizzy SPOOKED ME REAL GOOD

Fizzy “cracked”

You could say it was a, bone rattling joke.

EHEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEH fucking kill me.

XD

True.

Liam Sullivan THATSA LOTTA CURRENCY

You monster. X'D

ANYTHIBN can be bought and sold fir the right FLEX SEAL

@@epicsbroflame2869 Anything can be acquired with enough vodka

Philip The Handsome and Good *HOW* did you think the same thing I thought

AMERICA has joined the chat

@@frenchsoldier8485 *VODKA*

*A N D I H A V E H A M.*

**Screams**

I found this HUMOROUS ha jokes Anyone? No.... OK *leaves via cartoon portal*

*Nothing personnel kid*

*IS THIS A FUCKING UNDERTALE REFEREN-*

This is a Halloween tradition for me too haha

Jill Sullivan this video was made three years before the flex tape video

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

Because he's not Jon. He's Jon....from the future. Future Jon.

EO At The Arcade To demonstrate the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS TIMESTREAM IN HALF! Aftermath of nearly destroying time: THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE! *pulls out Time War* HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!

Hmm, I wonder if Phil Swift buys orphans with Flex Tape profits?

I love you

@@leifholm2027 love you too bb

Now, if only there was a GBA version of this game based on the WonderSwan port.

That was my favorite part

*Make that change*

To me it's more like EUGH.

I'm asking him to change his ways!

So is she.

I lost it there! I knew he would change one of the letters because of him zooming in on the slow letters, but damn that part was hilarious!

@@lerno2617 Haha, I agree!

It happened in September "Eh, a bit of a missed opportunity, the scary man is one month over" *OCTOBER* "OH THAT'S THE ONE"

@@maryannortega6835 Haha, exactly. I can always watch this video over and over.

R

Ocean man, won't you poop into my hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, poop right into my hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean Man

@@TKize777 was that the ocean man lyrics

And in the Pacifist route?

Alpha! Hooray!

Well that's good to know.

Hey Alpha I know this has nothing to do with what you said or the video but I was wondering if you liked TOME because honestly I would love to see you make a cameo in that series just like Jon did.

classicrockkid345 wow. I just got away from a tome video and this comes up

You where so surpirsed you turned into a Sim XD

I like your videos caddy!

I first downloaded it on a SNES emulator about a week ago. While I haven't beaten it yet, it is definitely a masterpiece for it's time and I would argue that it is much creepier and horrifying than many modern "horror" games *cough* Outlast (Dontgetmewrongilikethegameitsjustnotveryscary) *Cough*

CADDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :D

Omg caddicarus meets jontron... HAOOOOOOLLLYYY SHYEEEAAAT

Cyoar!

I fucking love that song. It's so good!

do.do.do.dodododo!!!!!

Ba de ya, help I’m getting strangled Ba de ya, chopped up in September

Hey hey hey Ba de ya, say do you remember? Ba de ya, this game takes place in September

🎶WE REMEMBER. IN SEPTEMBER. WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED- wait, what do you mean this is the wrong song?

"I'Ve got a bone to pick with you!" uh... Sans is that you?

It's just because of the pun, that's why

Th heavy >:I

Th heavy .... guess this means you're.... Funny BONE'S broken.... nah I kidd

+Sketchpolice LOL

That's a nice Jojo reference.

i am wood jojoke

i am wood *DESTRUCTIVE POWER:A* *DURABILITY:E* *SPEED:B* *PRECISION:C* *POTENTIAL:A*

i am wood *A H H H H H*

Is that a mother fucking jojo reference?

It is getting remade soon! It'll be out early 2024, just search up clock tower new trailer and you'll see!

@@darealburrito3030 Oh very cool, thanks for letting me know! :D I meant with with like 3d graphics like the Resident Evil remakes (i know it would never actually happen in that scope but one can dream ^^) but this is also very nice! I will buy that 100%.

@@darealburrito3030it’s not a remake, just a localized port with some improvements for modern consoles

@@Maxx________Sorry my bad, still happy it's being made though!

You should join the CinemaSins team.

*ding*

"Jontron's house, soon to be murder site"

NOT THE SEESERMIN!!1!1!!1!111!

Dear god! Not only is Scissor man a serial killer, he's also a REAL ESTATE AGENT! As Scooby Do has though us that's the only thing you have to fear!

Aaaaaaaaaoooh

*AURAGH!*

*AHHHHHUGH!*

I lost it when that happened. I've repeated that part like a hundred times.

Well, at least he had the decency to be delicate.

...loses many men and gets nothing for it.

That explains the hiatus...it has to, right?

FBI OPEN UP!

Was that... flex seal?

i think so