Maybe

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he has freckles? Why cant you see them?

WHY THE ZELDA HATE?

instablaster.

100th like

Thank you for saying that

I wish I had friends that would be fun

The one that gets made fun of a lot but everyone still loves him

Everyone makes fun of him for his love of nerdy stuff. But he would 100% pick you up at the airport at 3am if you asked him to.

Conan is in that game.

@@OvertheHedge06 too many celebrities in that damn game imho.

@@dranzerjetli5126 I may have gone far in a few places....I think

Sounds like the next Walking simulator.

I want some of what your on!

Wasssup360 😂you mean non true gamers lmao

Wasssup360 assassins creed 3

Who?

Wtf you mean true gamers

Jonna ayyyyy thats my boi

That's an informative trivia 😁

He just kept saying Jub Jub

He also uses Blip Blorp to describe characters in this game and the spacepeople in Among Us, so maybe they're both common Conan-isms

rofl best comment

He actually got the name into Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

+Jordan Moore haha

Jordan Moore QA

😭

Suicide Squad in a nutshell

THE VILLAGER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PUPPETS FROM HORROR MOVIES THAT COME TO LIFE AND MURDERS EVERYONE. Basically.

Spoons for hands... They're obviously knobs, Conan.

I actually loved this video

James Straub He hit the nail on the head with that one.

XD

No those are his benign tumors wiggling

why have grudge when you're a god?

rofl best comment

Me right now and it's almost 3 am.

That was me about 3 hours ago...

Same, 3.33 here 😅

I woke up in 3am and just binge watching Conan again

2 years later : just one more

The Villager's murderous description has nothing to do with Animal Crossing.

MrMarioMan369 Right, but when he was announced for Smash Bros, they presented him in a way that made him look like a murderous axe wielder with spoon hands.

YES! XD I laughed so hard at that I thought I was going to die.

I bet the trillions of yen they got selling Wii's and DS's buys a lot of LSD! =D

Try the last 30 XD

Say what you will about Pokémon. It's been selling mad and I'm sure is to Nintendo as Ipods are to Apple. Otherwise, you just need to get past that Mario can breathe underwater, shoot fireballs underwater, or otherwise fly around the universe at warp 9

ugxsan 130

thejoser Since the DAWN OF TIME.

I thought of the ending of the og Metroid, but you are so right

pretty sure someone modded SSBB on Wii to make it.

Jacob Jacob can confirm

122223

Well "Samus does go on Unknown Planets" very often

No, Aaron is the biggest nerd on staff. lol

Me : Yeah right 🤣

Is that how Melee player acted in the stone age?

Caw Muhn!

4:44 He says "Why would we fight, WHEN we're in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"

@J Z he roasts everyone

@J Z yes. It's obviously a joke. Do you have any sense of humor?

@J Z jeez

Various related tasks is always the answer we are looking for

i know! 10000% accurate

No offense, but at first I thought your avatar was a picture of a cross-dressing vampire (due to the condensed nature of it). After clicking on it, I can clearly see it's not.

You can probably do it yourself with the mii

Thumastr12 Something official from Nintendo would be much cooler though.

Groot and irrelevant within a few years.

luigigamerocker I seriously doubt Conan will be irrelevant in a few years.

Make a Conan Mii and add it to the game.

yeah I love watching these two worlds colliding, they are so different that the contrast makes it funny

Yes!

Would you say it fits like a...Power Glove?

He grew up in the rising dawn & golden age of public arcade gaming and the first consoles and home computers, so I guarantee he brought input into doing this, and simply makes fun of how relatively sophisticated gaming has gotten since he put down his "pong paddle".

Agree

CaptainHawk Who cares though, they were racists.

Highly Adept and according to people 200 years in the future, you're a racist.

Nope, it's colonel sanders

Highly Adept John Adams was an abolitionist.

I'm not from the US, or from America in general, if they asked me I would have said Jefferson, so don't go around assuming things. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

this had me laughing in tears 😭

He was a writer for the Simpsons earlier in his career

ikr that was something straight out of there

hey show some respect to Conan

love Ricky and Morty just saying, the man pioneered and inspired the time and space that made Ricky+Morty possible, show the man some respect

@@stevecosmolove1045 calm down bro, the guy's just talking about how Conan's jibberish like "jib jub" and "blip blarp" sounds like Rick and Morty characters' names

hey Christopher Yin :D

hey josh

see you at the crazy love bible study this Friday!

George "Thug" Washington + Homeboy John Adams Homeking John Adams + Jefferson the Dude with the Plan Jefferson the Dude who Finished His Plan + Aaron Burr, Law Cheater + James Madison, Bro of the Consitution James Madison, King of the West + Elbridge Who the Hell Garry James Did I Do Something Monroe + Daniel Who Thompkins John Fat Adams + Other John Andrew Yo I'm a Twenty Jackson + Martin Van Bald Buren Martin Van Buren + Richard not-really-a-mentor Johnson William Damn Why Ain't I Retired Harrison + Thug Tyler Lone Wolf Tyler James K. Doesn't Know How to Polka + George Mayor of Philadelphia and not Dallas Zachary Taylor, the Man With the Gun + MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!...I mean Millard Fillmore Millhouse Manastorm Franklin Dapper + William Dapper James Buchanan, not the Buchanan in 24 + John C. Break-ridges Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter...right? + Hannibal Lector...I mean Hamlin + Andrew Yo Didn't We Do Him Already Johnson Andrew Johnson "Fuck Abe Got Shot!" Ulysses "Dragonslayer" S. Grant + Schuyler Actually Useful Colfax + Henry Screw Slave Power Wilson Rutherford B. Hayes...who is he again? + William A. Wheelchair...what do you mean that's another president? James A Man From Ohio and not Garfield the cat + Yo dude rolled solo Grover Cleveland...not that Cleveland + Thomas A. Hendricks, Hey Democrats (post-civil war, don't get too offended) Ain't So Bad In the North! Benjamin Harrison "The Senate is better anyway" + Adlai Steve...he is legally able to hold his position, right? William McKinley, "I won a war, guise" + Moustache man + Rooster man Theodore YEE-HAW Roostervelvet + Charles W. HOLY CRAP WHERE IS HIS FACE TAFT. That is all you need to know. + Sunny Jim Woodrow "Keep Us Out of Wa--What? Oh, he actually got us into the war. Well, we won, didn't we? What do you mean Canada carried us? Get out of here, commie." + Thomas R. Cool Enough to be a Field Marshal Warren G. Hardon + Calvin Coolaid Saint Coolaid + Charles Darwin...I mean Charles G. Dawes Hoover the Man who was on top of the Crashing World + Charles...he has Native American blood? Franklin Roostervelvet + A bunch of people Harry S. Trueman and not a Commie, man! + DUDE THIS GUY AGREED TO PROHIBITION SCREW HIM God General Eisenhower + Richard "Aren't you too old to be president?" Nexon....I mean Nixon. Screw Nexon. TV Chose Kennedy, Radio Chose Nixon. TV won + Lyndon B. Johnson "Better even out our votes" Lyndon "Better Pick Up the Pieces" Johnson + "Human rights" Humphrey Richard "No, seriously, aren't you too old to be president?" Nixon + People, I guess. Gerald "Good Thing He Doesn't Make Fords" + Art Rockefeller Jimmy...oh my goodness he is still alive better not say anything bad about him...Carter + Walter Mondale King of Team Reagan + Bush Senior Bush Senior + Who? Quayle? Yeah, sure, whatever. CLING-TON, Leader of "Earth" + I'm Super Cereal, Guise. Manbearpig is OUT THERE. Bush "You Are With Us or You Are Against Us. Neutral or too-small-to-make-a-difference apparently means nothing." George. I swear, that isn't backwards. + Dick, yeah, yeah, Cheney I'm sure you know who this is + Michelle Obama + Joe Mumble umad?

no

Lord Murabito shall return

RIP Kakyoin. DIO got rid of you.

+Kakyoin Noriaki Perfect for a horror movie

+Kakyoin Noriaki The Killager

It's ironic because Conan looks like Howdy Dudy.

Lmao right ? To see if he knows a little 😂

Is there a birthday suit bayonetta? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+MrGamerTH well there was an ongoing joke in screw attack about her final smash

+Kaiju RoshugunVA she is naked in her game tho

MrGamerTH WOW

***** LOL sounds about right. That's Conan enough for me

+Jack Carson That's what I thought! :D

+Kevin Pfam I am wondering too.

***** Sean Connery Well, who else is mentioned during the time stamp that I indicated in the original comment?

Jack Carson OK, I didn't get that, because it's the first time I see this character.

There's was a mod for SSBB But that was a long time ago lol 😂

There are plenty of Rule 34 animations.

***** So rare there's only ONE in circulation ;)

***** :0

Every smash player agrees.

Weebs

spray32 Same tbh

same here, can't stop laughting with stuff like the homicidal spoon hand boy

Watching Conan is the best exercise for your jaws

Is there a BIRTHDAY suit Samus hahahahaha

Same

Rhino beetle, not stag.

LOL

Lmao same

Japanese stag beetle

Hey, Power Rangers currently thinks a rhinoceros beetle is a mantis.

This is probably my favorite gag in all of Clueless Gamer. Haha!

SuperSonic68 plus he makes it funny

SuperSonic68 super smash bros mele for game cube is so easy...... imm always gonna like super smash bros 64

SuperSonic68 They have a pro gamer off camera doing the actual playing.

scrooge McFuck Are you high? Melee is MUCH faster and has a lot more advanced mechanics. I love both games, but what you said just isnt true...

Typ waa yeah, let's call glitches just advanced mechanics from now on.

It's a fairly common mistake for people who never played animal crossing...

zackolot What? Why? It's not like a horned beetle only exists in Animal Crossing.

zackolot Or understand science.

great catch

zackolot No, it really isn't. That would be like calling a dingo, a hyena. They look only slightly similar, and their only relation is being in the order of Carnivora - different family, genus, and species.

funny thing, that's exactly how A Link to the Past begins.

. w f. :/ ou'll

Time for him to play Bayonetta you mean xD

+Zedisded sounds like he could write for Rick and Morty

#jibjubforsmash

Jib Jub DLC confirmed

@@lemonade2473 it's a video. How were you watching the video and reading the comments at the same time? #fakenews #liarface

@@garysimmons3166 do u not have a mobile phone gary?

but he never did :(

😢

haha dude best comment ever

Those words have taken on a terrible new meaning, haven't they?

Lol

@@ericwood3709 yessir

It reflects how distracted we are and how we focus more on games than history

BOBBY Hernandez But that is totally ...bias. Not everyone is interesting in history. As long as they live without doing harm to the others, they are doing fine

You have now.

I’m here for annual binge

Nah, it's been a thing since E3

Huh? That was a thing since Smash 4 was first announced.

H Mulford yeah

Lol this was during the E3 so it may be.

Echocookie I was gonna say that

me too just imagine dead or alive beach volley ball i would die !

My two mains

and I muttered 'Thomas Jefferson....?'

2nd president is bill clinton dmbass!!!

Indeed! Whoever said watching Conan remotes wasn't educational?

No joke I'm not American nor have I ever lived there but even I knew that it was John Adams... smh

I'm talking to John

I'm honestly not sure if I've ever heard a better idea.

We need him to draw a new cover for Ultimate, too!

you learn something new every day

Courage Ekhaguere and forget it instantly

Jacob Brown I was right!

For some reason I thought his name was Sam Adams lol

I can't believe that one guy thought the second president was *Abraham Lincoln* ....cripes

It's just too obvious, man. Thankfully we're all aware of it now...that'll stop his plans for a little longer... (Seriously though, Conan is probably aware of the memes)

It's all in his eyes.

"WHY IS HE HOLDING A COCKROACH?!" Well, how do you think serial killers usually are like? XD

if you just stop and think about how STRANGE the mario universe must have sounded on paper when miyamoto first came up with the concept back in the early 80s...i'd have to agree.

All the brick blocks the you destroy for gold are people that got changed........creppy isn't it

AegonTheConqueror Not people, Toads. They act like people, but nobody actually cares about them, so it's fine. :P

.. all the time!

ZombifiedDuder Toad......Key word is coming........PEOPLE lol

Looks like we'll never get it. I just started playing this version recently on my PC, and I love it. I can't wait to play Ultimate one day.

Like Zero Suit Samus being Rawwrrrr worthy? Yeah, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.

Can birthday suit samus be a mod please? IF THERE IS ANYONE GOOD AT MAKING MODS PLEASE BEGIN DEVELOPMENT

He would say something "there's too many freaks now, how am I going to remember all of them? "

Unfortunately probably not going to happen because we aren't allowed nice things. This was way too funny and entertaining with just the two of them, so they decided to make it boring and unfunny with "celebrities" instead of actually being a game review.

@@Pauly421 Perhaps it's just wishful thinking on my part, but I wouldn't be surprised if this format of just Conan and Aaron doing Clueless Gamer returns when Conan starts doing his new variety show on HBO+.

Kabuto Beetle.

He's too rich to recognize what a roach looks like...

Someone ought to do a Fan Correction

ooh i think he's made an error...

a cockroach is a beetle. silly :P

He was also in SSBB.

Isit, Melee was the last one i played so i never knew that.. thanks

***** brawl was the last one, look it up.

will do, thanks.

the sonic thing in ssbm was a rumor

+Sahil Gupta #hahaifoundanerror

+Nicole S No, that's actually a beetle.

+Nicole S It's a stag beetle

Nicole S Justfuckinggoogleit.com

Nicole S Cause you're too stupid to realise what kind of insect that is.

He didn't claim that, the other two did.

A stag beetle, to be more precise.

also known as kabuto in japan.

Jeffrey Bok Also known as Kabutops, after its evolution.

Kuebel350 roflmao

Kuebel350 And then later it became a beetlesaurus regina.

I thought jokes were meant to be funny, this is just sad. Basically he's trying to get in on what the internet has been doing for years, which is even sadder.

LordanMasterHaruhi At least he is trying; I mean hosting your own talk show and actually going outside and doing things, because he's so rich explains why he doesn't know whats going on with the internet, because he doesn't sit in front of a computer 24/7 (now thats sad) he actually has a business, money, family. He doesn't need the internet like most low lives do. And he is funny. Millions of people think so too.

Lol. Being in the business that long, he knew what would be coming. It's crazy what people take offense to.

@@ktm3644 They're offended by just the mention of the word "tumor", since it pertains to cancer, so he added "benign" in the hopes that they wouldn't be offended, or at lest less offended.