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MertKayKay

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9 ай бұрын

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@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
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@AWearyExile
@AWearyExile 9 ай бұрын
Problem I have with a lot of these "Monster is a metaphor for abuse/trauma" movies is they never really seem to...do anything with that idea. "Abuse is bad and like a monster." or "Trauma is traumatic." is not really an interesting concept for a story.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Very true! It's often been done better elsewhere too
@camelliaharpdarkthrope6462
@camelliaharpdarkthrope6462 9 ай бұрын
I hate how these types of movies turn the victim of the trauma into literal monsters too that then go on to attack other innocent people like it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth
@alexroy5854
@alexroy5854 9 ай бұрын
I'd say the movie Antlers does a good job using the monster as a metaphor while also commenting on how abuse and addiction tend to create a cycle
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 9 ай бұрын
The fact SH2 might be the reason this kinda writing style was inflicted on the world is imo kinda damaging its claim as "the best" of the series ngl. That being said, I will never not see anyone who is so in the face about that shit as pretentious. Like, it follows was a good movie on its own. The monster was a horrifying concept and while the parallel to STDs was a bit hamfisted by way of transmission, it also serves for great fridge squick when you realize the girl got a train ran through her with people she more than likely didn't care for only to buy herself some time. It's, in some ways, also a set-up for dehumanization, for someone throwing away their dignity to survive (I'm not saying getting a train run through you is undignified as much as I'm saying that NEEDING to let a train run through you under pressure of death only for the sake of postponing said death, and the train is made of whatever people you get nearby who you don't even know is kinda undignified). But the story works almost entirely on its own merits. Meanwhile all the "monster as metaphor" stories seem to hinge entirely on you being wowed by how deep and clever making the metaphor into a monster is. Take away the metaphorical aspects of SH2's monsters and you still have some truly unpleasant designs, disturbing movements and creepy sounds. Hell, the lying figures have no reason to crawl around like hellish cockroaches far as I can tell but they still do and that is amazingly horrific, divorced from their symbolism. Point is, the "monster as metaphor" take was never really a kingmaker. Because in horror, there is no one kingmaker. And even if it was the largest contributing factor (big if there), it is still in the minority compared to other aspects such as the baseline of a great story.
@Jane-ow7sr
@Jane-ow7sr 9 ай бұрын
​@@camelliaharpdarkthrope6462I mean it makes sense though and does happen, especially with pedo victims a lot of them (mostly the boys) go on to become pedos themselves.
@Poutnicek
@Poutnicek 9 ай бұрын
I don't think the dad's speech about "burying the bad pumpkins and hoping the next crop is better" was supposed to imply that he wants to kill Peter. Rather, it was his way to tell Peter why they put his sister in the wall (she was "a bad pumpkin", while Peter is the "next, better crop"), and they are going to kill her so that she doesn't "infect" him anymore. I think the part about them wanting to kill Peter was just a lie told by Sarah as a way to manipulate him. I agree that the movie was a let down, though.
@MerryGrey
@MerryGrey 9 ай бұрын
This was absolutely my take hearing it, it's just that the delivery of everything around it was so ham-handed that the subtlety was lost
@wolfeyes555
@wolfeyes555 9 ай бұрын
You know what would have been actually interesting? If the parents were actually characterized as good, loving parents. Like that would neatly explain why they kept the daughter alive.
@gRinchY-op5vr
@gRinchY-op5vr 9 ай бұрын
Yes give us that, show signs for some doubt at some point that they are said good loving parents so we are then worried for the kid and then plot twist they are actually still goos loving parents they just didn't know what to do with their murderous daughter. What I got from the film instead was "parents are still bad, the daughter is just worse"
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 9 ай бұрын
Or at least conflicting in a consistent way! They had a murderous daughter that they killed for and could not bear to murder even when she became uncontrollable, so they locked her away and possibly died on accident there. Then, when Peter then displays a sudden burst of clearly meditated violence, they just lock him up because that's the only solution they ever learnt. They realise they overreacted _horribly_ and mother brings in cupcakes as an apology, and genuinely try to amend, but the trust is broken: the parents are bullies, and the voice in the wall is the only one whom Peter can trust. The daughter becomes a manifestation of not just Peter's trauma but his parents' as well, as the two sides continue to hurt each other, propelled both by the ghost of the daughter - metaphorically in the parents' case, and literally in Peter's.
@La-PetitMort
@La-PetitMort 9 ай бұрын
@@aurora5481 It is so frustrating to see someone easily fix the script like this when Hollywood could have done the same and just didn't.
@guillermopena8412
@guillermopena8412 9 ай бұрын
I doubt that the movie touches on this. But fun fact, if you eat Pumpkin soup every night for dinner, eventually your skin will start turning yellowish or orange. My sister was on a weird Pumpkin only vegan diet for a while where all she ate was baked pumpkin and pumpkin soup and in about a month her hands looked as if she had been using bags of Cheetos as gloves.
@xRaiofSunshine
@xRaiofSunshine 9 ай бұрын
😱!!!
@bonehead2641
@bonehead2641 9 ай бұрын
Same thing can happen with carrots.
@fluorescentgreys
@fluorescentgreys 9 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao this happened to my cousin when he was a baby
@JayJohnHeitmann
@JayJohnHeitmann 9 ай бұрын
Italian food has a history of being paired with wine, and wine had a history of being paired with ethylene glycol prior to mass fatalities, so in that aspect lasagna and antifreeze aren't such an unusual combination, at least from a historical standpoint.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Wow that is extremely insightful, thank you
@smol-one
@smol-one 9 ай бұрын
This comment made me so unintentionally happy, for no explainable reason. Thank you.
@JayJohnHeitmann
@JayJohnHeitmann 9 ай бұрын
@@smol-one Whoever said dark history trivia can't be fun?
@MsPurji313
@MsPurji313 9 ай бұрын
This comment made my day. I ugly cackled.
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 3 ай бұрын
I don’t think there are any known cases of the glycol killing anyone, at least as far as I am aware.
@flowerdeliveryservice5157
@flowerdeliveryservice5157 9 ай бұрын
It’s like, the parents are too fucked up to think ‘they were right all along’. the one thing I could see working is having the sister, while looking like a monste, loving her brother and not being a danger to him, maybe even being (murderously) protective of him. and maybe she could be allowed to slip away at the end, like letting a spider out
@theblasblas
@theblasblas 9 ай бұрын
Yah know, that is surprisingly similar to a reddit spooky story I listened to a while back. Campfire Tales by William Rayne It has mostly all the same elements. A younger sibling talking to an older sibling trapped behind a door. Creepy parents. A constantly shifting narrative between household abuse and monster flick. And lots of twists. One of the major differences being in Campfire Tales the siblings do care for each other.
@PotatoKing86
@PotatoKing86 8 ай бұрын
That's too obvious
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 7 ай бұрын
@@PotatoKing86I mean the monster being a monster is more obvious tho
@PotatoKing86
@PotatoKing86 7 ай бұрын
@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 maybe
@Shammon5
@Shammon5 9 ай бұрын
The trailer made me think it was about a kid who's once loving parents were replaced with demons or monsters and he has to live with them because he doesnt know how to get help. It could have been such a good film, the parents at first seeming "off" but then getting more and more unhinged and monstrous over time. Maybe as a metaphor for alcohol and drug abuse and its impact in the children in the home? The trailer made it seem like a much more interesting movie. :/ It's a shame.
@29jgirl92
@29jgirl92 9 ай бұрын
Now I want to watch THIS movie°!
@sammahoney9343
@sammahoney9343 8 ай бұрын
That’s EXACTLY what I thought this would be, glad I watched this instead of wasting 90+ minutes
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 3 ай бұрын
That would be an amazing concept
@direcircumstances
@direcircumstances 9 ай бұрын
I would have found it interesting if the final subversion of expectations involved Peter deciding that he's going to love his sister no matter what, and he continues being kind and caring towards her even after she reveals herself to be a big angry monster. This would be an interesting direction for his bravery arc, because it takes a lot of courage to stare down a murderous monster and say "you're my sister, and I love you." His sister certainly wouldn't have expected that response, and Peter's kindness could have disarmed her enough for him to survive the encounter without violence. But hey, maybe that's just me being a sappy optimist who loves happy endings.
@teslashark
@teslashark 9 ай бұрын
Mutants and evil lesser gods, unite!
@banquetoftheleviathan1404
@banquetoftheleviathan1404 8 ай бұрын
I mean thats a child, the people making this movie have something wrong with them. You dont
@FTZPLTC
@FTZPLTC 9 ай бұрын
I know it's pointless to say because it'll never change, but... there really should be some kind of law against including dream sequence material in movie trailers. I've lost track of how many movies I've seen that have done this, and it's almost always because, if they don't show *that* in the trailer, what else could they show?
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Yes! It's always just trailer snippets that end up being totally unrelated
@bellarmire
@bellarmire 9 ай бұрын
The trailer made me think that maybe the whole family were monsters (exemplified by the creepy mother dream sequence)? And that it's something that develops with age, which is why Peter was hearing voices and becoming violent, and their choice to isolate him was to prevent them being discovered? Again, all because of a dream sequence.
@Pihsrosnec
@Pihsrosnec 9 ай бұрын
​@@bellarmirethat sounds like a better movie tbh
@samius01
@samius01 9 ай бұрын
The movie aside these critiques just keep getting funnier and funnier. This specific flavor of drypan humor feels strangely unique among KZfaq video essays for some reason.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Plenty more where that came from
@carpenterdudepl9827
@carpenterdudepl9827 9 ай бұрын
I actually had some issues with miss Divine. I do think she's is very easy to root for because she has Peter's safety at heart and is nice but that's sort of the bare minimum, and the way they wrote her handling Peter's possible abuse situation was very weird. It's clear they wanted her to go to their house but it just really makes no sense from a teacher's perspective, especially a substitute. I totally understand the difficulty and the problematic nature of handling a situation of abuse in the life of your student but in my opinion knocking on the door of his house and being like "Hello ma'am are you by any chance abusing your child" was a jaw-dropping moment. Again, it's a very difficult thing to handle, but you can assume that if a child writes "HELP ME" on a piece of paper it is likely that he for one reason or another can't go to his parents with it, because if he could he likely would have. Which is why reporting the cry for help to his potential abusers is a bad idea. If he's in fact being abused, you will get brushed off at the door since you have no authority, you're not CPS, you have no warrant, and the child will get punished for it and will have learned his lesson that he can't trust his teacher either. The parents will also become more careful. She also puts herself in a dangerous situation for many reasons, personally and professionally. Talking to the child first would make more sense to me, given that he's already reached out explicitly and you can have the conversation in a friendly non-confrontational manner if the child is cagey. That way you can sus out if your worries are indeed correct or maybe the child indeed has an overactive imagination, or simply drew a scary picture which was the assignment. Cooperating with a school psychologist is also a good idea, since while teachers have to have some knowledge in that area, they aren't trained professionals. It also gives you someone to back you up if the parents were to get defensive and accuse her of harassing them since she is showing up at their house for no reason. I am way overthinking this, but this film is sloppy and just wants people to be in the right place at the right time to do the horror stuff and that's one of the examples of how they do it.
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 9 ай бұрын
I was also extremely annoyed by Miss Divine's behavior. Teachers, even substitutes, are taught how to handle suspected abuse cases. And the training is 'report it. You're a mandated reporter.' It would have been more believable if she'd talked to him first, heard about the sister in the walls talking to him, reported it but then he lied to CPS after his mom and dad scolded him to stop talking about it. That would push Miss Divine to have to intervene on her own in a more believable way at the end at least.
@TheSpinney123
@TheSpinney123 8 ай бұрын
Every scene with Ms. Divine was so bizarre and inappropriate that I couldn't take anything in the movie seriously. At least with the parents, their behavior is weird and alien in a way that's purposefully heightened and kind of makes sense for people who have a kid with murder claws living in their walls, but Miss Divine is supposed to at least somewhat exist in a grounded reality.
@cherryprincess848
@cherryprincess848 13 күн бұрын
I worked in a daycare where a 3-year-old told me her dad would “fight” her, hit her, and “it left bruises that really hurt.” I went to report this to our director and she told me to ASK HER PARENTS??????? With the thought of “they should know what she’s saying” like that made sense. I’ll let you guess what I absolutely didn’t do. 😊 So instead I told my lead teacher when she was back the next day and she handled it herself. You are taught to absolutely not tell the parents what their child has been saying because if something is happening, you’ve just made the situation worse.
@nocturnalcove9736
@nocturnalcove9736 9 ай бұрын
You'd think if the parents wanted their daughter gone, they would have just killed her and stuffed her body in the wall and the film be about her ghost haunting her brother. They killed the girl, so what's stopping them from killing their child? If you want a good 'something is in the house' film then watch Black Christmas (the 1970s one) or Barbarian.
@Allgloss312
@Allgloss312 9 ай бұрын
Ill also add “I see you” onto that list - i recommend just going in blind but i will say it is an interesting multi layered thriller that certainly will scratch that itch while also having a pretty unique story
@froggysin
@froggysin 9 ай бұрын
Barbarian ended poorly and fell flat on the humor IMO. I had the same issues with that that are listed here. It does have incredible visuals though. Worth it for that alone. I wanted to love it so much.
@nocturnalcove9736
@nocturnalcove9736 9 ай бұрын
@@froggysin Spoilers: The best thing about Barbarian other than Bill Skarsgård was Keith and how the writers tricked the audience into thinking he was the villain. Nope. Turns out he's just a normal guy who was awkward. Good twist that made us realise we've fallen so far in our judgement that we failed to notice a genuinely nice man. Now I just wanted the film to be about Tess and Keith stuck in the Air BnB bonding cause they were cute.
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 9 ай бұрын
maybe I'm missing the point of the kinda movie you're recommending (saw precisely none of the ones mentioned and only just started watching this video), but based on the premise name I think Skinamarink also counts. It's pretty hard to watch, but the specific kinda "something's in the house" horror feeling is definitely there in my opinion.
@teslashark
@teslashark 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, they'd feed her the cinnamon rat poison.
@hoe4vangogh
@hoe4vangogh 9 ай бұрын
The problem with this film is that none of the elements are inherently bad (except perhaps the cgi and lighting) but nothing is consistent and nothing works together. Even the cringey bits like the fathers line about ‘not being as sweet as it seems’ could have had a good pay off if that was in any way relevant to how the rat poison was used. If the poison had been used in the pumpkin cupcakes for example. It’s like the film suffers from horror movie character stupidity but to an extreme extent. We expect a level of incompetence from horror movie characters, I feel, there’s always a point where you question why a decision was made, but it can usually be written off as stress or something similar. It feels like here, they took that stereotype and really really ran with it. It’s a shame they couldn’t make the most of the positive aspects of the film.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
YES. Absolutely yes!
@maxime7997
@maxime7997 9 ай бұрын
Watched it a week ago because I recently re-entered a horror enjoying era. Tried gaslighting myself the first half of the movie that I was just not used to horror movies anymore and it wasn’t *that* bad. Thing is, I could tell from the beginning what the plot “twist” was gonna be. And it could have been well handled, with the predictability not taking away from the enjoyment of it, but no. It sucks whole heartedly and the entire time. Also yeah, terrible message around birth defects ? Like… you got parents who give birth to a baby that looks different and they just emprison her in their house, she then commits a murder cause she’s a kid that’s like, emotionally stunted from being held captive and surely berated and abused by her parents and when that happens their solution is to lock her up further in the house in a dingy basement moat and then in the walls. Fucking hell.
@akedi2734
@akedi2734 9 ай бұрын
heya! I am happy to hear you are enjoying horror again and hope you are still trying despite this poopy movie. May i recommend some recent horror that i enjoyed (found through watching many flops): -Bad things (2023) -A wounded Fawn (2022) -Wendell and wild (2022, it's a Henry Selick film and he is quite old so probs not getting many more like this even though its not rly scary just artsy and memorable) *edit* realized these r specific to my taste which is artsy, psychological, funny but unsettling, i like wondering about the directors choices etc have watched a lot of horror and jumpscares dont get to me. although texas chainsaw massacre 1974-2023 was interesting to watch after the release of the game this summer, there's at least 1 movie every decade and you can see the style morphing to match the year lol its cool
@ava_marie_v
@ava_marie_v 9 ай бұрын
If you're looking for recent horror I actually quite enjoyed Talk To Me (2022)
@akedi2734
@akedi2734 9 ай бұрын
@@ava_marie_v watchin this 😹 looks good
@dontrah1838
@dontrah1838 8 ай бұрын
This guy ruined the whole movie
@maxime7997
@maxime7997 6 күн бұрын
@@akedi2734hey !! Sorry to get back to you this late, so I watched Wendell and Wild and it is now my favorite movie of this year, it was fun and just the animation the storytelling, all of it was great thanks for the recommendation !!! I’ve got the others on a list to watch in the future, thanks so much for sharing the titles with me ! Have a great week :)
@felisazure1820
@felisazure1820 9 ай бұрын
What you described is an issue I see in a lot of horror. They're a mash up of scary ideas that feel like they could work together, but there lacks that extra layer of polish that brings them all together in a way that feels deep rather than tacked on. If this script was given another look over to tie it all together and keep things consistent, it sounds like it could have been a pretty good story.
@chopsandtoots
@chopsandtoots 9 ай бұрын
See: Don't Worry Darling. The film is basically the trailer fast-forwarded. It's like the director had these cool scenes thought up that individually are very interesting but she failed to string them together in a cohesive or meaningful way.
@felisazure1820
@felisazure1820 9 ай бұрын
@@chopsandtoots Yeah I've heard that about the film, which is why I didn't watch it.
@lauraschlieselhuber8487
@lauraschlieselhuber8487 9 ай бұрын
My thirst for bad horror movies/game critiques cannot be quenched and I hold you responsible for this vice of mine. Also if you look for another one : Unfriended.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Laura! I'm still watching horror movies for next month's reviews so, honestly, I need all the recommendations I can get
@lauraschlieselhuber8487
@lauraschlieselhuber8487 9 ай бұрын
​​@@MertKayKay maybe try the horror movie inspired by Arthur and The Minimoys, made by the same guy, Luc Besson whom also made the Fifth Element and The Great Blue. It's famous for being utter shit in France, even the concept is a piss poor idea. Can't remember the name tho, sorry. There's also Gothika. I used to love it when I was a kid, but it probably didn't age very well, and I don't remember how it handles its themes.
@carolinefloyd3298
@carolinefloyd3298 9 ай бұрын
@@lauraschlieselhuber8487Arthur: Malédiction, I believe? your comment sent me on a mission trying to figure out what it was!
@lauraschlieselhuber8487
@lauraschlieselhuber8487 9 ай бұрын
​@@carolinefloyd3298 Yes ! That's the one ! Thank you for your detective skills lol. Gods, even the name is bland as fuck.
@lupindraco422
@lupindraco422 9 ай бұрын
Honestly they should have kept the daughter a victim, where while she is not a normal human she was never truly evil and have her telling Peter to hurt his bully being because she didn't know better, which would make sense as she had no way to learn healthy social skills including how to deal with bullies, especially with the way the parents acted.
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 9 ай бұрын
From your description, it almost sounds like they had Anthony Starr, and just wanted to use his Homelander-level intimidation skills and so ham-fisted it in rather than create something organic. Personally, I think a movie about a family who keeps their eldest psychopathic-killer daughter locked up in their house could've been a cool story to watch, the parents doing everything possible to mitigate her influence, while the boundless curiosity of their young son leads to him releasing her from the prison they made for her, and the parents trying to hunt her down after she begins killing again. Watching Anthony Starr's mild-mannered father character getting more and more frustrated and angry before exploding when he hunts her, the mother taking care of stuff like cleaning and feeding the daughter and seeing the mixture of fear and love, I mean why wouldn't that work?
@jp-wc4ce
@jp-wc4ce 9 ай бұрын
It feels like this film was the latest victim of the 'twist for twists sake' disease plaguing Hollywood right now, like the directors felt so strongly that they had to keep the audience guessing that they flung in as many red herrings as they could. or maybe the writers were just playing gartic phone with the script lol. in any case, great video as always! if you're interested in a kind of subversion of the 'there's something in the walls' premise, I recommend checking out The People Under the Stairs. while a bit too goofy to be a true horror imo, it's very entertaining!
@PKDionysus
@PKDionysus 9 ай бұрын
Yay! New video! 19:26 "Like a profiterole leaking with cream, these two suddenly start oozing the filthiest red flags on the planet!" I fucking love your writing. 😭😭😭😭
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you PK ;D
@friendofdragons763
@friendofdragons763 9 ай бұрын
Finally someone roasting this movie! I hated it the minute the teacher went to the kids house on her own and gave his mom the picture. She only reported it afterwards when she has no longer has any evidence. She is winning at idiot ball.
@LovelessDogg1
@LovelessDogg1 8 ай бұрын
She was as substitute teacher. She probably wasn't all that experienced with what she should have done.
@forgottenmoralsenses8357
@forgottenmoralsenses8357 9 ай бұрын
New halloween plans! Nothing better than torturing friends with bad horror movies
@amharbinger
@amharbinger 9 ай бұрын
Like in The Happening, the pumpkins decided to rise up.
@Hazeljv3
@Hazeljv3 9 ай бұрын
I could be off-base with this, since I haven't seen the movie myself, but the girl in the wall paired with the abusive patriarch kind of sounds like a *really* clumsy homage to "The Yellow Wallpaper". The movie definitely hits a lot of the same beats: protagonist being isolated and confined by the patriarch, protagonist hearing/talking to people in the walls, protagonist ripping down the wallpaper because they believe someone is trapped in the walls... It almost feels like one of the writers read Charlotte Gilman's story, absolutely missed the point, then snorted 14 lines of cocaine and went: "lots of popular horror movies focus on kids, so let's throw The Yellow Wallpaper and 2013's Mama into a blender and see what happens".
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Yes! What a traumatising English Lit lesson that was. I definitely assumed it would be similar to the Yellow Wallpaper at the start of the film.
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 9 ай бұрын
The problem is that even nowadays, there are so few high quality horror movies that horror fans end up getting a little bit too hype over very mediocre movies 😂
@nekromatica
@nekromatica 9 ай бұрын
People been saying this since the 90s
@harrisonpeterson3733
@harrisonpeterson3733 9 ай бұрын
What we need is more movies like the Invisible Man remake, or Mandy. Actual psychological horror movies like the former, or experimental, balls-to-the-walls insanity like the latter. We aren't scared by what we can see or understand. We're scared by what we can't see and can't hope to understand. Our minds fill in the blanks of what we can't get, and that's infinitely more horrifying than any monster, or "Metaphor" for abuse.
@grumpcarmine4811
@grumpcarmine4811 9 ай бұрын
Love that Signalis music has started appearing in your vids, it’s so instantly recognisable and comfortable. Also I gotta say, there’s something really hilarious about the idea of Peter getting back at Brian in a way that should have been satisfying, but he’s like “Well I already planned my revenge, guess I gotta” so he just pushes him down the stairs anyway, like out of obligation or something
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you, I really do love Signalis :D And yes! Like Peter, Brian has suffered the worst punishment I can imagine: social humiliation. Do we need to kick him when he's down?
@i-am-goonie
@i-am-goonie 9 ай бұрын
The first half of the movie was fun. I was wondering where it was all going, but it was going to something that felt generated by AI, sadly.
@Fosharie1445
@Fosharie1445 9 ай бұрын
The only thing I could think of was the Peter Peter pumpkin eater nursery rhyme and it reminded me of that. But also made no sense really? Like apparently the original rhyme was about chastity belts or an unfaithful wife so that doesn’t really make any sense either but why do we expect films to make sense? That would be wanting far too much (insert eye roll here) Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn't love her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well. On a side note, there’s a really good horror visual novel called Pumpkin eater that is a way more interesting look into a nuclear family devolving into madness. Great video as always even if the film sounds pretty shit lmao.
@stellalunakitsune
@stellalunakitsune 9 ай бұрын
Maybe the rat poison tasting like cinnamon is also a reference to pumpkin spice lol
@renamon5658
@renamon5658 9 ай бұрын
Movie feels like it does not know what it wants to be. It's all over the place
@ballistachicken
@ballistachicken 9 ай бұрын
This is great timing - I was literally checking your channel yesterday to see if I'd missed any videos! So good to see you as always Mert, hope you're doing well!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thanks! Yeah I accidentally forgot to upload for almost two months. I have been making tons of videos though, so there'll be plenty over the next few weeks!
@Birchtd
@Birchtd 9 ай бұрын
Your videos and content are always such an escape for me. Thank you very much
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for being here Birch!
@zach6974
@zach6974 9 ай бұрын
“Passed around like your aunt at a swinger party” LMFAO
@slyloxm.6260
@slyloxm.6260 9 ай бұрын
But that creature at the end, I dunno, it walking around like a twitching spider mixed with that *chefs kiss* voice acting, getting some silent hill enemy vibes 😂
@mismismism
@mismismism 9 ай бұрын
Between Cobweb and Skinamarink getting hyped, I've lost so much faith in people's taste in horror. Cobweb almost went somewhere that worked but I think making her human instead of something supernatural made it incredibly dumb and just created a laundry list of plot holes. If they explained the parents being so weird because they have to sacrifice people to keep her trapped for example. It would also explain why she can't just break through the walls or tumble the parents herself when they go in to feed her. Why she wouldn't just have her brother pass something like a hammer or a saw through the hole and escape herself. She's strong enough to rip a grown man in half bare handed but she can't yank a child off his feet holding her hair? If it had been a monster or demon they could have used a magic plot device to make it make sense. Why didn't the parents just kill her if she was just a scary looking child? Her being human just made almost everything that happened beyond dumb when you think about it. There was a good idea in there but the execution was terrible.
@RedSpade37
@RedSpade37 9 ай бұрын
I still haven't seen Skinamarink; did I make the right choice in not seeing it? I heard it was supposed to be good, and I get the feeling it might be "up my alley" but... it has been hyped to hell and back, and that might be a sign...
@mismismism
@mismismism 9 ай бұрын
@@RedSpade37 I hated it. It's extremely long, there's only one scene that even qualifies as a real scare, there's literally no plot, it's just a concept of a kid having a nightmare with zero story or progression. I'm not exaggerating when I tell you that 95% of the movie is just fuzzy shots of walls, corners and toys. If you watch the first few minutes and find it boring, just know, that is literally the whole movie and there is nothing hidden in the dark or in the long holding shots l.
@RedSpade37
@RedSpade37 9 ай бұрын
@@mismismism Well darn, yeah, I had a feeling, based on scrolling through thumbnails and such here on KZfaq. Maybe a decade ago I would have enjoyed the "vibe" of such a thing, but yeah, it might make me fall asleep, haha. Guess I can go ahead and watch the famous reviews and such now. Thanks for the info! I trust your honesty here.
@flutterg1035
@flutterg1035 9 ай бұрын
​@RedSpadeTre7 I'd recommend you watch the video Flaw peacock made on the movie. I think a lot of people don't like the movie because they're expecting something the movie isn't trying to do. The movie actually does have a plot, if you pay attention.
@RedSpade37
@RedSpade37 9 ай бұрын
@@flutterg1035 I did indeed! Love his work. He's going to be covering Inscryption, too, soon, and I'm excited about that. Thanks for your suggestion!
@fusionspace175
@fusionspace175 9 ай бұрын
I think this is the calico cat of horror scripts. Pieces that worked got stitched together from different movies. One was about pumpkins, another was about spiders, etc. That's my best guess.
@praticle
@praticle 9 ай бұрын
your sweater goes so unbelievably hard
@CrunchRatSupreem
@CrunchRatSupreem 9 ай бұрын
Your horror media videos are an absolute vibe
@spacejasontodd
@spacejasontodd 9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, thank you so much for uploading again! I've been coming back to your videos for rewatches, I'm starved for more :)
@shinyy5184
@shinyy5184 9 ай бұрын
It's not breadcrumbs, more like a whole loaf of bread in the middle of the forest path
@lukabougainvillea
@lukabougainvillea 9 ай бұрын
Ah yes the "We are not a Violent family we don't to that BUT I'm gonna abuse you because I love you" A true classic
@JordanLittle-bb3yq
@JordanLittle-bb3yq 9 ай бұрын
This was a great video, but I love how your cats are playing at the beginning. That's really cute.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
They are lil rascals and I love them. Thanks for watching!!
@izznt
@izznt 9 ай бұрын
This movie reminds me of that drama warm up game where you're in a circle with people and you make a story by going around and each saying one word or one sentence 😂🤐
@NekotTheBrave
@NekotTheBrave 9 ай бұрын
Getting expelled for pushing someone down the stairs? Does this like ever happen?
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
I feel like the leg-breaking was definitely an accident. Surely with a perfect record like Peter you'd just get a suspension!
@gRinchY-op5vr
@gRinchY-op5vr 9 ай бұрын
I've seen (and had worse happen to me) in high school and yet the harshest punishment that would get dished was a suspension, so you'd think this kid with no history of violent behaviour in school would get expelled...or I just went to the one school where expulsions didn't exist.
@NekotTheBrave
@NekotTheBrave 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I've had something way worse on an entirely different level happen to me and the guy who did it only got a few days OSS. So I'm just like... being expelled, especially at that age just seems like someone wanted to write something serious but didn't know how any of this works.@@gRinchY-op5vr
@noahsharkbait
@noahsharkbait 9 ай бұрын
It is always a fantastic time no matter what's going when you upload a video. Always love your videos and it's perfect for spooky time!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Noah! :D
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 9 ай бұрын
Hearing this being explained it feels that this was supposed to be a short series. Just a few episodes. However then it was made into a movie. Kind of like those older TV Show "Movies" where the creators just put X episodes together to make it 90 minutes.
@buzzinbea
@buzzinbea 3 ай бұрын
The final "twist" that the parents were good people all along seems strange when you consider that they literally locked Peter in a basement for who knows how long because he drew a picture. They literally have a whole secret punishment basement - I don't think you can bounce back from that
@cowboy4323
@cowboy4323 9 ай бұрын
I've been subscribed to you for a while, and I always really appreciate that your videos are so competently captioned! It's really awesome to see every time I open one of your videos :D!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Cowboy! My pleasure :D
@alexroy5854
@alexroy5854 9 ай бұрын
Heyo you look so comf-coze in that sweater, makes me happy for autumn seeing people all bundled up! :)
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
We love Autumn 😍
@emilycrow8278
@emilycrow8278 9 ай бұрын
I thought the movie was going to take a different direction. Like the mother using the veil of a friend in the walls as a way to help her son at first and then, because she is too cowardly to find her own agency, manipulates her son to get at his father who killed the young girl that disappeared. Like, a sort of horror take on living in an abusive family and what that does to a kid with the horror and odd actions people present to us are emotional allegory for the pov character. Much like "Master" did. The monster sister direction just, was an oddly stupid take that ended up dropping all of it's build up to make a really, really lackluster payoff that accidently leaves a bad message for it's premise. A message of "hey parents, your abuse of your creepy daughter because you think she's ugly is warranted, cuz she's a monster. It's in the blood. Next time kill her and not cage her." I guess another reading on this could be a prequel to "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" and he grows up to kill his wives, thinking they are haunted by his sister or some nonsense. I dunno, this movie was really janked.
@sugarbaby1974
@sugarbaby1974 9 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing!! I was sure the voice was maybe going to be the ghost of the disappeared girl and the mother was an enabler who was so browbeaten by Homelander that she took advantage of her son's "psychosis" to get rid of her asshole husband once and for all. The other possibility I tossed around after the kid pushed his bully down the stairs was that there was a history of inherent violent behaviour in the family - Homelander is abusive due to this family curse or some shit (I was trying to think positive and not assume it was going to be another idiotic "mental illness = dangerously evil" trope, and I assumed the pumpkin motif had something to do it - maybe it was a sickness caused by the pumpkins and the family wasn't aware??) and, now that the son is "hearing the voice in the walls", i.e., the curse/demon/spirit/infection/whatever, he was going to start going down the dark path, too. The mother is freaking out because, goddammit, now there's TWO maniacs she's housed with. I should've known better.... :(
@tessfabled4115
@tessfabled4115 9 ай бұрын
The pumpkins having that type of mold that causes psychosis would have been a really interesting plot point! @@sugarbaby1974
@iverifyiam18
@iverifyiam18 9 ай бұрын
Like your great aunt at a swingers party 😂 your reads are always on point. Thank you so much for your content 🙏🙏
@goober_liquid
@goober_liquid 9 ай бұрын
It makes me so happy seeing a new video from you! Love your uploads!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Goosey! :D
@goober_liquid
@goober_liquid 9 ай бұрын
@@MertKayKayThank you as well! Can’t wait to see what you do next.
@EggheadsGuide
@EggheadsGuide 9 ай бұрын
from your description the morale is: It is not bad to have mystery and vagueness in horror but if you do it too much your audience may be too confused to be scared.
@kitsunekun2345
@kitsunekun2345 9 ай бұрын
Another movie I don't have to bother adding to the list! Thank you for saving my time.
@HistoryandHeadlines
@HistoryandHeadlines 7 ай бұрын
I watched it on Hulu with ads. The ads really made for a disjointed experience watching a horror film. The extra cost of paying for another add free streaming service is beyond my means at present, though.
@Sarapapa666
@Sarapapa666 9 ай бұрын
You know it's gonna be a good evening when MertKayKay uploads a vid!!! Been on a binge watch recently too! Time for another great analysis!!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Aww welcome in!! :D
@lazylistmaker
@lazylistmaker 9 ай бұрын
Wait...this movie is just Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater??? "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had another and didn't love her; Peter learned to read and spell, And then he loved her very well."
@JoseDorda
@JoseDorda 9 ай бұрын
Is Seffy getting along with the new cat? Was she playing or fughting with it early on the video?
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Yes! They're little buddies now, they play all day and I love them
@loganreinhart8583
@loganreinhart8583 9 ай бұрын
I actually got to watch this the other day, I’m glad I did now! Also LOVE your sweater it looks so cozy!🖤
@ShibuyaDaydream
@ShibuyaDaydream 9 ай бұрын
By far the standout was the sudden Sam Raimi blasts of gore during that last act. Besides that it clung onto the ideas of parental abuse and didn’t really deal with them in any sort of way.
@NatBKiev
@NatBKiev 7 ай бұрын
Spiderman spinoff that we deserved
@btmdth8843
@btmdth8843 9 ай бұрын
The one thing I liked was the exaggerated silhouettes in some shots and the direction in some scenes. It just sucks that the script wasnt as good. Like peter was wayyyyy too ready to murder his parents he had no problems with 2 days earlier just because of a voice in the wall. I see what they were going for, but damn it fell short hard which is disappointing
@vikawerlin3115
@vikawerlin3115 8 ай бұрын
This comment is 3 weeks late, but I just found your channel and have kept your videos on in the background while I work from home! I have binge watched almost all of them, and I wanted to say that your videos are amazing! It is really nice to hear this sort of in depth dive into games and other media.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 8 ай бұрын
You're never late B) Welcome! I'm really glad you like my videos, and I hope I don't distract you too much while you work. Thank you very much
@gingeremu4475
@gingeremu4475 9 ай бұрын
this movie is SO CLOSE to being decent. Imagine instead the movie focused on Peter's growing isolation. We watch as he gets bullied at school and anytime he tries to talk to his parents, they tell him "making friends is hard, you just gotta keep being you." completely dismissing all of his concerns to the point where he starts feeling isolated from his family as well. We get little hints of the abuse Peter suffers through during the movie. His father forces him to kill a rat, and gets mad at him when the child is reluctant. The mother gets cold and snappy towards peter when presented with the drawing. His parents are against him trick or treating but he keeps pushing so they lock him in his room, threatening to put him in the basement if he acts out. This threat immediately freaks peter out, who begins silently crying and physically trying to hide himself despite being locked in his own room. We get the sense that he is terrified of the basement, and its been the ultimate punishment for him if he acts up. While in his room he beings talking to the girl behind the wall, who is nothing but a supportive voice and a being of comfort. We get more clips of him being locked up in his room talking to the voice, confiding in her completely. The voice, having earned peters trust, begins urging him to hurt those that have hurt him. Peter gets freaked out and tries to block out the voice, and has nightmares of him killing his parents only for them to appear like they did in the nightmare sequence. At school, the bullying gets worse and we watch Peter withdraw into himself. His only source of happiness is his pumpkin that does get smashed. In a rage, Peter hurts his bully in a similar way that he had killed the rat, all while hearing the girls voice urging him to do so. He gets expelled and put in the basement as his punishment. The girls voice is stronger in the basement, taking more of a raspy note and her words get more cruel. Gone is the gentle urging, but instead demands that Peter hurt and kill. Peter doesnt seem horrified this time. Instead, he seems calmed by her words. The entire time the teacher has been growing more and more concerned, and since she is new in town, a lot of our exposition comes through via her. We learn peters parents are "protective" because his older sister had been kidnapped on halloween. Ever since the family has gotten more reserved and cold to other towns folk. But, instead of the parents having killed the girl, she literally just got kidnapped. Its revealed that in their paranoia they went from loving parents, to over protective, to abusive trying to keep their son safe. But there abuse has pushed Peter too far. Peter puts the rat poison in his fathers food, burying him with the rat. Peter throws his mother in the basement and leaves her there till she starves to death. He has given into the voice, which sounds monstrous. The teacher goes to investigate, finding Peter and his dead family. Once the abuse was revealed, Peters actions are deemed as self defense and he is put into the foster system. The ending is him in a new home, maybe with the teacher, maybe with a random family- and as he's falling asleep he hears the girl in the wall softly calling for him, waking him up. It is left open ended if the girl is a supernatural element, a literal haunting, or a manifestation of the abuse Peter went through.
@fluorescentgreys
@fluorescentgreys 9 ай бұрын
Your jumper is incredibly cool :O
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you! 🥹
@he4rt5
@he4rt5 Ай бұрын
"idk why there are so many pumpkin motifs in this movie, anyway, trickortreaters halloweentime pumpkins" bruh lol
@hiide0us123
@hiide0us123 9 ай бұрын
Your remark about Anthony Starr is so real :')
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
you get me :')
@professionallayabout5024
@professionallayabout5024 6 ай бұрын
0:41 the brief but pronounced pause as the cats zoom off got a ripe chuckle out of me
@alejotinganell5653
@alejotinganell5653 9 ай бұрын
Great in-depth review! Whether you make a video essay that builds up from a very interesting thesis that leads to abundant ideas to exploit, a more classical review of a piece of media, or an analysis of a particular subject inside that piece of media, you always hit the nail on the head. Keep up the good work! ❤️
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much 😁
@AFoxInFlames
@AFoxInFlames 9 ай бұрын
This movie felt so random and just like a bunch usual horror elements turned into Frankensteins monster. Let's throw everything at the drawing board and see what sticks. Oh it all sticks? Let's just do everything! "What aspects of horror do you want to create?" The crew, "Yes."😂❤ No One Will Save You was good. I was more impressed then I thought. I was hyped for this, kept hearing it was pretty good but God, it was terrible.
@AlexisHiemis
@AlexisHiemis 9 ай бұрын
I researched a bit about pumpkins because I also wondered about the significance and it turns out that pumpkins can spontanously grow into a wilder less domesticated form that is poisonous to humans. So I think a lot of the metaphor about burying a harvest and the constant eating of pumpkin soup might relate to that. But that makes it absolutely laughably bad to not poison the parents with a pumpkin. Maybe they figured the death would be too slow or they changed it because it's not a well known fact and people would have their suspension of disbelief broken? Oh well ...
@Levi-jz5rv
@Levi-jz5rv 9 ай бұрын
Hey keep up the work! Your work is always the highlight of my day! I love the clear work and care you put into your work. Your witty and insightful commentary is an absolute delight. Plus the additional bonus appearance of your cat is pretty great too 😂.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
Two cats now Levi!! :D Soon I will have a ZOO
@Levi-jz5rv
@Levi-jz5rv 9 ай бұрын
@MertKayKay I am here to fully support you getting a zoo!!! May I recommend Pygmy goats or the European Hedgehog? 👀💚
@stellalunakitsune
@stellalunakitsune 9 ай бұрын
Mark being a complete lunatic is infact foreshadowed by the fact that they cast Antony Starr for him 😂
@chrisdiokno5600
@chrisdiokno5600 9 ай бұрын
Always happy to see you pop a vid. As for Cobweb, I thought it was fairly decent, but yeah, the parts didn't meld together that well in places
@Stormith
@Stormith 9 ай бұрын
I was SO HYPE seeing that there was a horror movie with Lizzy Caplan and Antony Starr but it was very disappointing. Still love them tho!!!
@woon6ah
@woon6ah 9 ай бұрын
hell yeah, been looking forward to a new mert vid :D !!!
@spitefulwinter
@spitefulwinter 9 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the movie let the right one in (or let me in for the English version) similar in nature but way better
@Pdasniper
@Pdasniper 9 ай бұрын
There is a better version of this plot in a great creepypasta called Campfire Tales by William Rayne. In it, the basement door is a real reinforced structure introduced early on. The brother is aware of the sisters existence and she shares a lot of details with him, spinning her own narrative. The parents are fundamentally unhappy while trying desperately to have a normal life. Parent really love the brother and clearly hate the sister. The only pain they bring to the brother is by unsuccessfuly trying to teach him why the sister needs to remain locked. Their failure to do is what brings us to the end of the tale. Weirdly enough, this story too has tonal shifts, starting, as the name implies, as the campfire tale. I urge you to give it a read or a listen on Dark Somnium channel. Campfire tails is what Cobweb could have been
@PunishedDad
@PunishedDad 9 ай бұрын
girl got that certified cool drip
@willsith9762
@willsith9762 9 ай бұрын
I was kinda zoning out, watching KZfaq before bed, before 5:35 woke me the fuck up lmao
@peenyweeny3834
@peenyweeny3834 9 ай бұрын
:D thank god a new video of mertkaykay Mercilessly ripping into a horror movie
@StephaniedeBritoLeal
@StephaniedeBritoLeal 9 ай бұрын
When the friend that won't let you kill spiders make a movie 😂
@shineyluna1268
@shineyluna1268 9 ай бұрын
im so glad i chose to watch *talk to me* instead of *cobweb* when i decided to start getting back into horror
@J3sus-kun
@J3sus-kun 9 ай бұрын
I'd say I enjoyed around half to 3/4s of the movie, not because it was necessarily great, but it felt like it might be going somewhere interesting. And then we get to the monster reveal and everything kinda just fell apart entirely. There was no more tension, just some obvious kills and the most basic ending they could come up with.
@davidharper238
@davidharper238 9 ай бұрын
"It's easy to surprise people if you lie to them" - low effort writing
@olo9127
@olo9127 8 ай бұрын
It’s interesting watching both this and the RLM video on the movie wherein they talked about how much they liked it. I enjoy seeing contrasting opinions/interpretations and you both had entirely valid reasons for feeling how you did so it’s cool to see how the same concept comes across to different people
@neddles33
@neddles33 9 ай бұрын
I had a completely different reaction to Terrifier. I love horror, especially cheesy horror, and I've given a pass to a lot of really wild things, but Terrifier and All Hallow's Eve both came across to me as really cruelly misogynistic. And it takes a huge amount for me to get that icky feeling on themes (which I don't think was the ick they were meaning)
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 9 ай бұрын
Haven’t watched yet but wanted to say you got me into song of horror so thanks it was a great time and you were probably smart not to get to the 2nd chapter if the 1st was so tense.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
>:) I finished it!! It's SO GOOD
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 9 ай бұрын
@@MertKayKay well that’s great, I have to admit I did cheat at the library. hoping for a sequel down the line I mean tormented souls managed it so there’s hope.
@BADRBOY
@BADRBOY 9 ай бұрын
It was a pleasant surprise seeing you upload. Now onto my thoughts...it shouldn't take long since from that you said this is confusing. There are better ways to jump medias, an example would be Omori would it'd start with supposed supernatural elements but then it becomes a story about overcoming trauma. It seems tho that Homelander settled down and grew pumpkins, makes sense his daughter would be a monster. That aunt joke took me off guard btw. I really dig your sweater, it looks fun. And lastly that odd party whistle noise towards the middle of the review seemed out of place...yeah not much to say this time but I hope to see more reviews!
@warhedd
@warhedd 2 ай бұрын
It has elements I love but overall its quite silly. The end really destroys it
@MrDarksbane
@MrDarksbane 9 ай бұрын
Thanks for saving me a watch.
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
TAURIQ HELLO
@spitkitten
@spitkitten 9 ай бұрын
Eyy! I literally JUST saw this movie a few hours ago (online :p)... and yeah- it was quite a letdown. Esp. the twist.. I didn't think it was built up that well. It would've made more sense and might've worked better if there was some decent foreshadowing I guess. But what do I know :p
@zaraber
@zaraber 8 ай бұрын
Good lord I had this on in the backgound while playing a particularly dark cave bit of Subnautica and the party blower at 16:43 scared the bejesus out of me.
@caitlinhall1903
@caitlinhall1903 9 ай бұрын
Yoooo that ad read be smooooooth
@lavender317
@lavender317 9 ай бұрын
The ending reveal absolutely killed the movie for me, if it was like a ghost or something, idk it'd be cliche but it might have at least made some amount of sense, but the fact that the sister was actually real and hidden in the walls and was a weird monster thing?? It just got kinda ridiculous and the design for her was awful
@CalvinChikelue
@CalvinChikelue 9 ай бұрын
Saw this movie floating around in the periphery of my YT & didn’t strike me as too interesting & for some reason was reminded of dreck like The Boy & The Disappointments Room from the images & trailers. Honestly the first time I saw the trailer I couldn’t really make heads or tails of the basic premise so it makes sense that you mentioned it feels like 3 disconnected & below average horror movie ideas. Side Note: Where did you get that amazing sweater?!
@MertKayKay
@MertKayKay 9 ай бұрын
I got it from CoolShirtz! They saw me wearing their stuff in a lot of my vids and gave me an affiliate code if you're interested: it's COOLMERTS - link here: www.shirtz.cool/mert
@SuperPal-tr3go
@SuperPal-tr3go 9 ай бұрын
Hope the creepy spider girl is in the next Spiderverse movie.
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 9 ай бұрын
While this movie was super disappointing for many of the same reasons, I was relieved the sister in the wall wasn't just in his head. Through the middle part I was getting so worried it was going to be another 'mentally ill person murders a bunch of people' plot. But then it wasn't which was good, but also baffling because why are the parents in denial that he's talking to his sister they know is in the walls? But like you said, the movie does seem like it had a bunch of different writers who were never allowed to speak to each other while writing their own parts. The middle writer 100% thought it was a mental illness is a monster movie while the final act writer wanted a real monster movie. (And I'm convinced the opening was just snatched from a generic Lifetime drama movie about school bullying). You can actually see the seams where each writer was taking their own script before someone merged them all together. One writer wanted a movie about the parents being abusive to their deformed daughter and then murdering someone to hide their dark family secret - at which point the mercy to spiders callback would have made perfect sense as the sister was a victim of abuse and only looked monstrous while the parents were the real monsters. Another writer wanted a movie about abuse and parental denial leading to mental illness escalating into violence. And the final one wanted a basic spider girl monster movie. Whoever merged these three scripts needs to sit in the corner and think about what they did, because they simply do not work together. Any of the three individual scripts would have been serviceable, but all mashed together they just made a gross mess that says nothing.
@starjkurage
@starjkurage 8 ай бұрын
Honesty i think the movie's stiry would've been better if the monster was a vengeful spirit and the dead body buried in the garden was her, that way they could've had the supernatural aspect and make the parents more of a threat Edit: me and my girlfriend expected this movie to be like a live action Coraline do to alot of tiktoks saying it seems to be like one and i was honesty disappointed
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