Fox News Calls T**** A “Loser” | Is Meta Totally Zucked?

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The former president’s failure to boost GOP candidates in the midterms has former friends like Fox News and The Wall Street Journal calling him names, and the turmoil at Facebook continued this week as Meta leader Mark Zuckerberg announced the layoff of 11,000 workers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@djcoolfrank9497 Жыл бұрын

Thank you generation Z, and to women of all ages to make America, a Democracy again. Thank you, Bernie Sanders, Micheal Moore, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the American people.

@bonnieflynn4798 Жыл бұрын

Amen

@mariegarside8830 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@augustoliver2779 Жыл бұрын

I love this message! I’m a millennial, but I’m hopeful that Gen Z will accomplish so much needed change.

@azariesfire9166 Жыл бұрын

Yeeeeessssss!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@bobedwards7455 Жыл бұрын

WORD!

@ComaDave Жыл бұрын

"Scooby Douche" 🤣🤣🤣 I hope somebody has compiled a list of all the names Stephen has used for the Cheatin' Cheeto.

@luciamiller1555 Жыл бұрын

Publish that list in time for Christmas gift book pls

@alex35agm Жыл бұрын

Please,don't use Scooby.Afterall,Scooby-Doo is actually smarter than Trump,because even as a dog,he can talk in complete sentences, and they make sense too.

@kinglion2362 Жыл бұрын

Tangerine palpatine is still my favorite 🤌🏾

@peggyking9543 Жыл бұрын

Cult45 Pol Potbelly Tantrum-p Insurrectionist in Chief

@hlcepeda Жыл бұрын

@@alex35agm And Trump has never owned a dog.

@alioxinfree Жыл бұрын

The fricatives from the Drummer Cowboy on Colbert's exit from the Metaverse bit was both perfectly executed and auditorily thrilling. When Colbert took his pretend VR headset off the 'thunk' sounded like air in a pneumatic tube: satisfyingly hilarious. 💜👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@Schlemiel-schlimazel Жыл бұрын

I miss Jon Batiste’s beautifully timed piano tinkles off stage-but these guys are getting pretty good at it! That little percussion clunk was funny!😂

@cazia9 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Jon was with the show since Stephen’s start as it’s host, so far it’s only been about 6 months without him so they’re doing a great job finding their feet

@synren2851 Жыл бұрын

He left to be with his wife who has cancer.

@fifermcgee5971 Жыл бұрын

Me too, and that lovely smile on Jon's handsome face.

@mrow9999 Жыл бұрын

We all miss John Batiste's artistry, but he is way too big a talent to be a studio band leader: academy award, numerous Grammys. He must have enough projects about now to keep going for the next 20 years.

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Жыл бұрын

Before you send a congratulatory muffin basket to FOX for their MENSA like conclusion, should they not have been calling him a loser on Jan 6?

@TheUluxian Жыл бұрын

Or any of the other years between 2016 and today..?

@pattyamato8758 Жыл бұрын

Fox actually did call him a loser on election night 2020. Flipping channels that night, that's where I heard it

@ianmayes8072 Жыл бұрын

@@TheUluxian A sort of seamless transition from Fred Trump calling him it?

@sherrybirchall8677 Жыл бұрын

Or when he tried to shake down Zelensky? Or when they locked babies in cages?

@a_diamond Жыл бұрын

xD aww but muffins! they haven't had any congratulatory muffins in a while.. don't have to send a whole basket, but we can share, right!?😊

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

Helsinki Don predicted a red wave: He was wrong. Michael Moore predicted a red trickle: He was right.

@missmustache4207 Жыл бұрын

More of a spotting

@Soapboxstomper Жыл бұрын

Excellent instincts Michael Moore❤❤❤❤❤❤

@rw3423 Жыл бұрын

@@Soapboxstomper yeap! I listened to Michael predictions and he was spot on 🙊 he said if dems show up 👏👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏿👏🏼👏🏼

@RippleDrop. Жыл бұрын

Helsinki Don?

@charlestalarico7682 Жыл бұрын

Good luck with your high inflation high crime and lame duck POTUS!!!

@nemohalperin Жыл бұрын

The quality of the writing in that monologue was sublime!

@JonTorrence Жыл бұрын

For the jazz listeners, I LOVE that the Late Show Band plays tunes like Davis’ Milestones and Morgan’s Sidewinder and Hancock’s Cantaloupe Island!!! It’s great to hear this music on a platform like this

@TwoQs Жыл бұрын

I love that Colbert always puts away his invisible props. Those headsets aren't cheap 😂

@notme2day Жыл бұрын

That flip phone prop ain't cheap either. 🤣

@scottevensen2615 Жыл бұрын

Something about that just adds to the hilarity; don't see others pantomime like that. Colbert is a cut above 👌😁

@emmarodden7178 Жыл бұрын

My brother bought one last spring, amazon sent him two, and he gave the extra one to me. 😂 figured Zuckerberg and bezos would survive lol

@ProfessM Жыл бұрын

Yeah not like they are made by apple. Real care went into those props!

@Neojhun Жыл бұрын

The props department was working hard today. Even had to do catering for him.

@redbarchetta8782 Жыл бұрын

The Orange Jesus can sure turn water into Whine. 🤣

@daisyelmir1289 Жыл бұрын

😅👍🍻🌼

@amouraearising2148 Жыл бұрын

great pun!

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

He can turn EVERYTHING into whine! 😅🤣

@avaspielberg3144 Жыл бұрын

Very Good Red!!

@cassandraespinosa2223 Жыл бұрын

@Red Barchetta - 🤣🍊🥂👏

@rosalynmeyers8162 Жыл бұрын

Let's continue to vote for JUSTICE, RATIONALITY & DEMOCRACY!!!

@patrickirishcharm6354 Жыл бұрын

"The ex President Scooby douche "! I died that's a good one . 😂

@ginajones2328 Жыл бұрын

🇺🇸💙💙💙💙😆

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

The walls of Mar a Lago must be covered in spaghetti right now.

@2fabalwayz83 Жыл бұрын

Probably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@K4R3N Жыл бұрын

KFC

@danusdragonfly6640 Жыл бұрын

It's also Tiffany's wedding and a rare hurricane hitting Mar-a-Lardo - quite the weekend! 😆

@TheUluxian Жыл бұрын

@@danusdragonfly6640 Really? Well there's cause for one celebration, then.. GO HURRICANE!!!

@CKLee-rs4kl Жыл бұрын

Big Macs maybe? And fries?

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

You can’t fix stupid, but the letters GOP sure make it easier to spot it.

@renee6164 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@marklee2508 Жыл бұрын

GOOP is apt too. (That's what Paul Wolfowitz used in his hair).

@ireallyreallyhategoogle Жыл бұрын

The red MAGA hats are even easier to spot.

@chillybbbee747 Жыл бұрын

GOP= Gob Of Poop! 💩

@rax816 Жыл бұрын

*Stupidity?

@gregbits6109 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to the director, that cut back to Stephen off the intern was an AMAZING ANGLE

@wingv313 Жыл бұрын

I look forward to Colbert’s nickname for the former guy every night. Scooby Douche is by far, one of the best!😂 Your writers deserve a raise😂

@zapkvr Жыл бұрын

A douche is a lady's hygiene device to unstink her business. So no

@shesails25 Жыл бұрын

I'm kind of fond on Hell Toupee and Colonel Slanders!🤣

@misujerr Жыл бұрын

The writer's didn't do those, he asked for them on the show like two years ago, got thousands of replies and has been using them ever since!

@BlairMountainNetwork Жыл бұрын

I just admire his commitment to "He who must not be named"!!!... 🙌🏽 Once outta office, he said he would never utter the name again & while other hosts have also given some zinger nicknames, Colbert has stuck to his guns & not said the vile 5-letter curse of the former prez's name. 🙏🏽

@dudleyburleson8668 Жыл бұрын

@@BlairMountainNetwork such hypocrisy is unparalleled Ill give you idiots that. Mr quid pro Joe remember and Tara Reid said metoo

@kenek629 Жыл бұрын

Was just about to go to sleep but alas, watching Stephen is 100x more important

@EdricLysharae Жыл бұрын

Heh, right there with you!

@TribalVanity Жыл бұрын

Yep

@LoolJohn Жыл бұрын

Same 😂 i have to be up in 5 hours, but i can spare 15 min for some colbert news

@AulinaWho Жыл бұрын

it's just another 12 minutes, right?

@joycliffe266 Жыл бұрын

I'm lucky. It's Friday afternoon here in Australia - nice timing. I always look forward to watching Stephen.

@SRowntree Жыл бұрын

On Tuesday we expected the worst, but instad we're getting the slow collapse of the GOP and I'm HERE FOR IT

@RPGreg2600 Жыл бұрын

I hope you're right. Still going to be in for a shitty 2 years if the republiscums control house and Senate.

@sparkleplenty59 Жыл бұрын

We need a tee shirt of that!❤

@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын

IF the Dems hang on to the Senate, tRump's chances for 2024 look bleak.

@Jason-hg1pc Жыл бұрын

To Hell with the GOP, for the first time in a decade, it feels like WE the PEOPLE again. Even just for a minute 🤘🕺🏼❤️🤍💙

@sim1manson1 Жыл бұрын

@@victorpradha9946 When Tr*** runs in 24', the GQP are certainly doomed:)

@Dark_Brandon_2024 Жыл бұрын

Gotta say those Twitter jokes cracked me up, such a hilarious advertisement lmao

@charliechaos2551 Жыл бұрын

"Scooby Douche" laughed out loud!! Well done, Folks!

@BlueJazzBoyNZ Жыл бұрын

To : RNC From : Rupert Murdock Message Reads : Dump the Chump

@Jason-hg1pc Жыл бұрын

🦧

@joesunday199 Жыл бұрын

I hate that billionaires will fire thousands of hard working people who did their job as per the billionaire's requirements because he isn't fit for the job. 🤬😡

@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын

That's fairly common. ☹️ We shouldn't idolize the rich.

@Tarotiste Жыл бұрын

@@grmpEqweer I can't speak for OP, But what I thought when I read his post was not that we look up to billionaires... But that hard-working people can be doing their job correctly, and really caring about the company they work for... And it really sucks that a billionaire can walk in and just start ripping the place apart with very little knowledge, thought or intent... I can't figure out how I feel about what's going on at Twitter. It's kind of emblematic of a lot of things that have been going on the last decade... That's how I felt when DJT held power.

@charlestalarico7682 Жыл бұрын

As bad as all those people that were fired for not getting the vaccine?

@thatsuecarney Жыл бұрын

You had me at billionaires.

@joesunday199 Жыл бұрын

@@charlestalarico7682 You do realize how different those are, right?

@melaniecarroll1305 Жыл бұрын

Heck yeah New York Post!! I had to watch that part again because it was sooo deliciously satisfying.

@sharmanr.hankins8372 Жыл бұрын

The funniest joke was Mar-A-Lago "boarding up" windows with classified documents🎉

@DustyJones1997BGCL Жыл бұрын

As a Gen Z I am proud of my generation. we Voted to keep our Democracy safe and protected. We want to protect women's rights. We want to protect LGBTQIA rights. We want to keep our kids safe in schools. We want to lift everybody out of poverty and I'm just happy that our generation saved this country from fascism.

@janemlee6701 Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Good job! Appreciate y'all!

@Sgt.chickens Жыл бұрын

Im not gonna lie mate. What you yanks have is jot democracy. And your left wing party is so far right theyd be nazis over here. Biden and the rest are just as useless. Hy do you think despite being the richest nation on esrth you jave higher rates of poverty and child homelessness than anywhere else in the west

@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын

Thanks y'all. ❤️ We have to keep going.

@octoBadger Жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you too Dusty - keep being awesome!

@sylviewalker7560 Жыл бұрын

Deal.

@JoeEnglandShow Жыл бұрын

Whatever happens, we can take comfort knowing that this midterm went much, MUCH better than we thought it would. Let's relax on that note for our mental well-being, and remember that the young folks who stepped up represent the future.

@mrsog7468 Жыл бұрын

You people really support democrats afetr the crap they've pulled. You guys have some sort of disorder. You deserve everything that's coming.

@sim1manson1 Жыл бұрын

Beto lost...BUT...was still in the race...IN TX!!!

@lordcaptain73 Жыл бұрын

My heartbeat slowed down and my shoulders relaxed for the first time all week after reading your comment. Thank you kind stranger.

@Jason-hg1pc Жыл бұрын

You stole the words right out of my mouth!! What else can I say but 🤘😶

@weregretohio7728 Жыл бұрын

Not good enough. Especially when you live in a fascist state full of inbred mongrels slowly destroying the country.

@oscarmendez3362 Жыл бұрын

You are the greatest man! Thanks for keeping our sanity alive.

@phillipcaldwell2256 Жыл бұрын

I've been laughing all night. Keep it up Stephen C

@Tadicuslegion78 Жыл бұрын

Fox News: *Throws Trump in the trash can* I don't want to play with you anymore *Pulls out photo of Ron DeSantis* You're my new Dictator now!

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

DeSantis is the next president of the United States.

@notme2day Жыл бұрын

Will that require a different kind of kool-aid for the cult?

@mint_soup9743 Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, the Dems are going to lose cause they are okay with 15 year olds being sterilized and getting double mastectomies under gender affirming "care" ☹️ why cant the Republicans understand this is normal??!?!!

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

@@notme2day No, just a legal voting system that works.

@kungfukid4124 Жыл бұрын

@@notme2day Grape?

@lillia2479 Жыл бұрын

I thought for sure Steven was going to say, "...Herschel Walker, asking, 'Is that also my kid?'" 😆

@bradcarver8127 Жыл бұрын

“I coulda swore I had that one aborted. I mean I got the receipt.”

@lillia2479 Жыл бұрын

@@bradcarver8127 😆

@geekishgir Жыл бұрын

😂 Same!! Guess it was too low hanging fruit

@mariahgrimes207 Жыл бұрын

Same😂

@paulperetti7889 Жыл бұрын

Good one

@scottbott655 Жыл бұрын

Trumpy vs DeSatan debate would be like Jerry Springer show

@rrrusty49 Жыл бұрын

Methinks that Stephen is The Great Leveler. ❤️

@mixmasterf Жыл бұрын

I'm sure Trump is having a hissy fit from his playpen in Mar-a-Lago lol

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

I've heard he's been very oral about it.

@lastguyminn2324 Жыл бұрын

The "red wave" was just the ketchup they've had to clean off the Mar-A-Largo dining room walls.

@sydkiriakou2481 Жыл бұрын

@@lastguyminn2324 or trumps got his period again!

@loribethartist6353 Жыл бұрын

Well currently Mar-a-Lago is being hit by a hurricane 🌀 just in time for Tiffany’s wedding 🤭

@Soapboxstomper Жыл бұрын

Throwing his spaghetti on the walls again😂😂😂

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

Count all the ballots... 🎶 Because... Every vote is sacred. Every vote is great. If a vote gets wasted, the people get irate.

@ericlondon2663 Жыл бұрын

LMFAOROTF...thanks for the Monty Python ear worm

@meh2510 Жыл бұрын

Always look on the bright side of life

@barbaralamprecht5784 Жыл бұрын

Great poetry it missed but you rock!!

@scottmoldenhauer8908 Жыл бұрын

bumper sticker.....

@Styphon Жыл бұрын

Every vote is needed In your neighbourhood

@timothyhall7153 Жыл бұрын

I just want to say thank you to miss Liz Cheney for having the grapes to stand up for what's right even tho she knew her shady party would blast her and ostracize her for it. Her party needs more like her. No replacement for integrity

@MulrySquare Жыл бұрын

"Ring bearer who threw a tantrum and swallowed both bands," lol.

@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын

You know it's over when Rupert Murdoch himself calls Colonel Slanders, Trumpty Dumpty. That's how you know it's over for Trump as a politician. His political career is over, finished. Seeing that... made me smile more than I have in weeks. I have the perfect song for this occassion. My Heart Will Go On... in kazoo. It's the only thing funnier than watching Scooby Coup's career crash and burn.

@donivanpotter2762 Жыл бұрын

Yeah but he set the tone and now we're stuck with MTG Johnson DeSantis which is 10 times worse than Trump. not only is DeSantis a liar he's better at it. Better at pandering to the Evangelical vote. And that's not a compliment DeSantis you could say is dishonest lying sack of shit. A vile human being. a lying c********* and all that would be true description of him. DeSantis doesn't care who he harms with his lies and he lies with the best of them. One thing I've learned the hard way is that a liar will not only lie about you they'll lie about anybody and everything as long as it benefits them and I know damn well DeSantis is a liar because he's spread nothing but lies against transgender people and he's done nothing but harm to transgender people in Florida and I happen to be transgender so I know God damn well he's a liar.

@___beyondhorizon4664 Жыл бұрын

🎻🎶🎶

@emilydavison2053 Жыл бұрын

I'm in the UK - we're also blighted by Murdoch. I'm torn - it's great seeing Trump being destroyed, but if he runs again and continues to go on about 2020, it will destroy the Republican vote surely? I have similar feelings about boris Johnson. I wanted him to come back because then the Tories would fight like rats in a sack and their vote would evaporate.

@mallninja9805 Жыл бұрын

The GOP got what they wanted from Trump, now they're trying to funnel it into Desantis. I _hope_ it fails, but hope isn't a strategy.

@ashvandal5697 Жыл бұрын

Trump may (or may not) be finished but MAGA will go on. DeSantis is every bit as bad, significantly smarter and younger, and now leads the party.

@trevorhensley3185 Жыл бұрын

I love when Stephen flexes his Tolkien knowledge.

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

It's when he goes Full Out Simarileon that You know it's goin' down for real ..

@ezelfrancisco1349 Жыл бұрын

He would look for even the smallest opportunity to go Tolkien on the audience

@christopherrivera7837 Жыл бұрын

“And Gondor will answer.” 🙄

@Onion_Smoothie Жыл бұрын

I'm genuinely surprised he could contain himself when she pronounced it "Ara-gone."

@PhilBoswell Жыл бұрын

@@Onion_Smoothie it wouldn't surprise me if they rehearsed that and made sure she mispronounced it *just enough* 🤣

@johnmcbath256 Жыл бұрын

It’s scary that Walker got as many votes as he did. What’s wrong with people?😱

@kinsmed Жыл бұрын

The Maya/ranch dressing interlude was a nice touch.

@democratresistance7847 Жыл бұрын

Thank you to everyone who volunteered, donated, staffed a campaign, worked at the polls, and voted! In Seth's words: "Remember the worst things that happen in this country don’t happen because of hate or rage or fear. They happen because of apathy, so I encourage you to be people of action, to do the most you can, while remembering the least you can do is vote."

@foppishdilletaunt9911 Жыл бұрын

You’re welcome - The Underground Is Everywhere !

@afb8370 Жыл бұрын

Omaba is war criminal :)

@kindlin Жыл бұрын

@@afb8370 You can just move right along with your useless and hateful rhetoric. Good bye.

@damondelgado4603 Жыл бұрын

@@afb8370 who tf is omaba?

@euniemin1334 Жыл бұрын

That's a great quote from Seth Myers.. Smart man... yes. After being terrorized by the MSM of the impending "red wave", it felt good to go out and DO Something.

@Jadeskorpion Жыл бұрын

There's not enough pepto to live through these elections.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Why do they have to drag on?! Even Brazil had an outcome by the next day

@justinwheeler5614 Жыл бұрын

That Humpty Trumpty line is mine. I been dropping that rhyme all over the internet for 4 years. lol

@AlexCrystal13 Жыл бұрын

Just when I begin to think there really is no more puns you could call T****, Stephen pulls another one out of his Twitter-hat.

@techguy943 Жыл бұрын

Surprisingly Elon hasn't banned #hewhoshallbenamed yet

@Commander_Appo Жыл бұрын

No way Meta is failing, who could’ve possibly seen that coming. (Sarcasm is hard to display over the internet)

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic without hearing the tone in their voice.

@devinnall2284 Жыл бұрын

REaLlY YoU DoN'T SAy

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

Try an eyeroll emoji.🙄🤔

@kylecramer8489 Жыл бұрын

@@cc1k435 or the /s

@saraleigh5336 Жыл бұрын

You’re right, it can be hard to tell. Sometimes this punctuation helps: ⸮ (alternative to “/s”)

@dontecooper6479 Жыл бұрын

Mya the intern is awesome. Lol

@kevinmcgaw934 Жыл бұрын

That New York post cover needs to be on t-shirts all over America. I'd hope they come out soon.

@renegadedonutshorse Жыл бұрын

I wish I could like this clip more than once. Colbert is letting loose with the cussin and the bird flippin and I love it

@errgag3580 Жыл бұрын

I'm sure Donald Trump can get a fashion deal with My Pillow, if they're not both in prison

@ATEC101 Жыл бұрын

Butt wouldn't the ad would show them both biting pillows?

@marcd1981 Жыл бұрын

My wife and I are getting the popcorn ready to watch the GOP devour itself, a horror story for the family to watch.

@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын

Georgia SHOULD NEVER have gone to run-off, and Mark Kelly should have handily won in AZ. Then the GOP would be beside itself!

@leumas75 Жыл бұрын

It’s like Dahmer: Season 2!

@JusNoBS420 Жыл бұрын

It’s time for the GOP leaders to stop being scared of tRump. He has torn the party apart like he tried to do to OUR country. He truly is the Biggest Loser

@___beyondhorizon4664 Жыл бұрын

Yes, all the names calling,🍿🍻🍹

@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын

@Prof. Weed You mean back when Lindsay Graham said that Trump was going to destroy the republican party, and they would deserve it? Hell, it was foreseeable to even the most myopic of basic bitches.

@beastrule Жыл бұрын

The herschel walker photo joke should have been “are you one of my kids?”

@cassandraespinosa2223 Жыл бұрын

@Badr A - 😆🤓🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

Hopefully Trump will run as a third party candidate in 2024 and split the Republican vote. Not only would that be awesome, but hilarious.

@CKLee-rs4kl Жыл бұрын

Let's see, we could call it the party of lawlessness and disorder!

@innocentrage1 Жыл бұрын

The trump, desandimonious debates will be comedy gold!

@veronicamaine3813 Жыл бұрын

I think this exaclty why the GOP is terrified not having him run for them. But, they have plenty of time to destroy him politically if they show an ounce of spine.

@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын

@@Nate-.- And we all know that tRump has a great track record on listening to his advisers!

@mariegarside8830 Жыл бұрын

@@veronicamaine3813 I fear the GOP has an advanced case of spinelessness

@Clyde Жыл бұрын

i love Colbert! i think politics brings out the best out of him.way better than his interviews

@pattyamato8758 Жыл бұрын

I love him too, but his interviews are consistently good and occasionally profound

@glyphin343 Жыл бұрын

As a Georgia voter I was really worried that the barrage of invasive ads would be ending soon. At least I have another month of it being even more intense!

@michaelscarlino1590 Жыл бұрын

That guy in the audience has an infectious laugh, 😂🤣

@toddklempan105 Жыл бұрын

He isn’t in the audience, he has to be on the set. If you go back and listen to previous shows, or pay attention to future shows, you’ll hear that laugh every monologue. I don’t want to believe it’s a laugh track, since they show the audience from time to time, but I find his laugh distracting, if only because it stands out every night, and reminds me of the days of canned laughter:/ Maybe someone can confirm it’s one of his staff? Even so, I feel if that’s the case, is he not around during rehearsal, and is he listening to the jokes for the first time?

@solyftwyn Жыл бұрын

@@toddklempan105 I think it's one of the camera men. Back in covid time when it was just them the laugh was still there, when the rest of the audience wasn't

@askapk Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its colberts son. Same laugh from when he started doing his shows from home and his son helped him with the camerawork etc. His son started laughing at his jokes in the monologue and I'm pretty sure when the show went back to the studio, his son started coming in. Maybe he plays a role in the writing of said monologue? That's the assumption that I've been under.

@akinpaws Жыл бұрын

@@toddklempan105 In the storage closet days, when I think it was just the executive producer and a cameraman in the room with Colbert, I thought the laugher was Chris Licht, but he's gone now. Then again, this laugher seems louder; might not be the same person.

@skyrocketcoast219 Жыл бұрын

Mr Colbert: a brilliant monolog...as usual!!!

@trojoe Жыл бұрын

Warnock needs our help. Cash donations are great but getting commitments from every Georgian you know to vote early or vote in Dec 6th is better.

@vickiedixon9745 Жыл бұрын

oh Colbert that eating a jalapeno popper during the monologue had me rolling on the floor laughing. You are an artist for sure.

@223Drone Жыл бұрын

Everyone knew that Zuckerbergs Metaverse was doomed from the start.

@K4R3N Жыл бұрын

Even Zuckerberg

@notme2day Жыл бұрын

Everyone BUT Zuck you mean.

@LowLight420 Жыл бұрын

Elon seems to be doom-storming, too.

@GigaBrand Жыл бұрын

Meta verse is definitely lame but he was the only person dumping cash into VR hardware which was cool.

@jemiebridges3197 Жыл бұрын

oh no. It's a great idea. We just don't want Mark to do it. should be open sourced so everyone's equal.

@alienkomplex7727 Жыл бұрын

I’ve always called him Trumpty Dumpty lol

@markthompson2813 Жыл бұрын

When i started watching I was hoping he'd get his jalapeno poppers. Then he got them, I cracked up. Then the bit with the ranch dressing for the poppers was absolutely perfect. Seriously, the writers are on FIRE.

@xwingrox Жыл бұрын

I miss the piano sounds whenever Stephen hangs up his air props🥲

@Beginstheman Жыл бұрын

"They're worried about the former President sticking his mushroom cap into the door hinge of democracy..." 🤣🤣

@jcepri Жыл бұрын

Those writers are hilarious No idea how they churn out gold day after day.

@ericparrish1515 Жыл бұрын

Worst trip ever. Watch this.

@festeradams3972 Жыл бұрын

Between Walker and a Concussed Brick...the Brick would look smart.

@TihetrisWeathersby Жыл бұрын

What happened to the Red Wave Ted Cruz forcasted? He had a complete meltdown on Fox lol

@notme2day Жыл бұрын

Fox had a meltdown too... they've been skipping their kool-aid rations.

@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын

I hate Ted Cruz. This makes me happy.

@weregretohio7728 Жыл бұрын

Zodiac Killer is still hiding in a closet in Cancun.

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

reminds me of the witch from wizard of OZ "Noooo Im melting !!"

@PoliticKing7 Жыл бұрын

They're trying to get a corporate bail out already

@zenith110 Жыл бұрын

That dude who screamed "Yeah!" At the start is the shows new resident Hype Man. Well done citizen indeed.

@randabanda2853 Жыл бұрын

I'm in GA and I hope everybody shows up!!

@ajreyes9742 Жыл бұрын

the photo of Walker could have been...'' hey...are you One of My kids too????''' LOL

@shaun906 Жыл бұрын

there's nothing better than a colbert monologue, he's like a sanity touch stone!

@benjaminwitham9880 Жыл бұрын

Yes. For me a deeply comforting balm during the (short) reign of the wannabe dictator buffoon

@dennisfoster4054 Жыл бұрын

More like insanity, just saying from the relative safety of NewZealand ,you Americans are nuts.

@thesinginsweep2259 Жыл бұрын

You must be SERIOUSLY in need of comedy if you think Colbert is funny!! He is a deep state Democrat, Epstein buddy, Globalist. Totally EVIL, but hey, keep drinking the kool aid.

@dennisfoster4054 Жыл бұрын

@@thesinginsweep2259 Actually what I've known for some time,an evil person with an agenda that's anti American and Satanist.

@jcepri Жыл бұрын

He's been my therapist since Trump won the primary.

@beanshady Жыл бұрын

We have the Senate! Nevada is confirmed blue! 💙😊🎉

@ruthiepoole8319 Жыл бұрын

"And Gondor will Answer!!" 🤣🤣💚💜💚💜🤣🤣

@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын

Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

@Omni0404 Жыл бұрын

@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions Funny I don't remember hearing a *single* Republican propose any solutions to inflation during the election. Which is odd... they could have at least made up a lie but they were too lazy to even do that.

@skyegypze3982 Жыл бұрын

@@Omni0404 They will . It will be another tax cut for the wealthy.

@AlexTingWorld Жыл бұрын

@@Omni0404 I wouldn’t take anything he says too seriously…just peeped his KZfaq channel and saw the “Candace Owen Podcast” listed under “Intellectual Channels I Watch” 😂🙄.

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions you're confused because you have fallen for propaganda.

@edmundooliver7584 Жыл бұрын

@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions thank to trumps pandemic and billionaires taxes break

@lilyansah8665 Жыл бұрын

Trumpty Dumpy had a great fall. Thanks to all who voted. But nothing good comes easy. We have one huge job to do in Georgia on Dec 4th to complete the job. Let's do this Georgia!!!

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, reasonable, patriotic Georgians, for voting

@larryfroot Жыл бұрын

William Herschel discovered Uranus. Herschel Walker has travelled up his own.

@MicJaguar Жыл бұрын

Love the putting away of invisible props. Classic.

@GordonPavilion Жыл бұрын

Can’t spell hatred without red hat.

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

Very clever ! I did not notice that before😂

@StLProgressive Жыл бұрын

I just about died at the ranch dressing joke. Woke my dogs up. Great mono. McCarthy is flipping pathetic.

@MarciaMatthews Жыл бұрын

“This will vibrate as soon as our democracy is ready.”

@oatlylatte9 Жыл бұрын

the audience didn't understand the "Gondor will answer" reference haha

@TheNeilBlack Жыл бұрын

I love the way Stephen always takes the time to put down his pretend props.

@kiriuxeosa8716 Жыл бұрын

They're not pretend were just not pure enough to see them!

@rudyardganuelas6254 Жыл бұрын

you just need to believe

@ilovefunnyamv2nd Жыл бұрын

they're real props, the the problem is only true believers that are pure of heart can see em.

@jktolford8272 Жыл бұрын

He's a former street mime. Very underestimated training.

@seanlee7563 Жыл бұрын

OMG. I want that buzzer, Stephen.

@feliciar.8838 Жыл бұрын

It's going to take awhile to call some seats; lots of mail in and drops the day of voting still need counting, also ballots that came from the military overseas! so, it's going totake awhile before we know who won what! Patience is a virtue we all must share!

@sylvialawrence4431 Жыл бұрын

And they're always ready to "cry foul" over the mail-in ballots. Why is it everything generally ran smoothly pre-Trump days?!? Ever see a country that doesn't want its citizens to be able to vote?

@Jason-hg1pc Жыл бұрын

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@ruthmelicharles5062 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is awesome. I look forward to his monologues.

@Hornswroggle Жыл бұрын

8:32 Thank you Joe. Your effect really brought it home. Brought a big smile to my face 😄

@whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын

Mar-A-lago was expecting a Red Wave, but, got a Red Splash instead.

@Davidjackman572 Жыл бұрын

Red drip 😁

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

They saw red. But it was just more spaghetti thrown against the wall

@BBradshawProductions Жыл бұрын

It's a great time to be alive! Getting to see Facebook and Twitter go up in flames of dumpster fire and Zuckerberg and Musk showing the world their incompetence are making me LMAO. 🤣🎉🥂🍰

@o.b.7217 Жыл бұрын

In addition to Obama's "don't boo - vote!", I'd like to say: "if you didn't vote, you have no right to boo!"

@beth8775 Жыл бұрын

Those ineligible to vote still have the right to boo. A lot of teens care, but can't do anything about it yet.

@revangerang Жыл бұрын

@@beth8775 You are excused. Along with those who've had their voting rights taken from them by the "justice" system, and by the cheating GOP

@NCXDesigns Жыл бұрын

According to the challenger that went up against Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, voter turnout was 1/10th of the black eligible vote. Had they turned out Chicken Giblet cheeks would have LOST!

@4plus20isHappy Жыл бұрын

Technically, they do still have the right, but others have the right to accuse them of complaining about problems they are causing.

@4plus20isHappy Жыл бұрын

@@beth8775 That statement only applies to people who are able to vote and then choose not to.

@aleksoctop Жыл бұрын

I wonder if either Elon or Mark figured out that CEOs can’t design.

@jemiebridges3197 Жыл бұрын

Everyone assumes they are Steve Jobs and even Steve learned he can't do marketing, design, and lead at the same time

@JohnSmith-pn2vl Жыл бұрын

saying this about the greatest designer of all time is quite an achievement, and please don't compare evil people like Zuckerberg to Elon. Elon is a good person period none of his companies advertise or use facebook stop believing the nonsense antimusk propaganda because he doesnt buy the good will of old people media with billions of dollars like all the rest of the industry does

@aleksoctop Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-pn2vl greatest designer of all time? Just what are you smoking, blue checks for $8 a box?

@martavillanueva1062 Жыл бұрын

Intern calling you with a title at 5:37 and then the look on your face is priceless!

@mukamishaolive1757 Жыл бұрын

A red wave hits a blue wall 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@InterestedCitizen Жыл бұрын

Stephen, your Mario brother accent was excellent👏

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

Why couldn't he be the voice of Mario? Sure, he's not Italian, but that accent was convincing.

@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын

Better than Chris Pratt's.

@NuiYabuko Жыл бұрын

@@jessetorres8738 You can't tell me you'd want to watch a whole movie with that voice. It was also way too high-pitched.

@blackthornsloe8049 Жыл бұрын

I've seen bigger red waves on a sanitary napkin.

@themorales6 Жыл бұрын

The drummer is getting there with his response times for jokes….😊

@peforster6725 Жыл бұрын

Stephen, you keep get better & better!

@MariusMooore Жыл бұрын

Toxic burger fart 😂😂😂

@michaellombardi1620 Жыл бұрын

Love watching this long awaited turn on T**** unfold

@Rodsuper Жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to leave Tweeter which is a damn hot mess!!!!!!

@thebrightest1230 Жыл бұрын

I LOVEeeeee that I can still hear the one specific producer/staff member that laughs so genuinely and I could hear him the entire pandemic 😥😥🥹🥹

@francruz5824 Жыл бұрын

If we lose the House, demand a recount! Senate, demand a recount!

@Jason-hg1pc Жыл бұрын

It's just WE the PEOPLE 🤘 for a minute 🤏, ✌️

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Yes, make this stupid 2 ring circus last longer...🤦🏻‍♀️

@azurekutella3812 Жыл бұрын

No, let’s not repeat the mistakes of the GOP and damage election confidence. Because in that system, even if we win, America will lose.

@scbtripwire Жыл бұрын

Stephen's mime work on full display tonight, love it! 🤣