Once again, proof that these people are not okay.

Right?!! 🤣

MAGA people have a meltdown over everything.

They were IRATE about people enjoying pets-which is their literal function. Dude, humans looked at wolves-giant creatures - and said, “imma pet it and make it ᵐⁱⁿᵉ .” People love petting furry animals.

Fox News: Hypocrisy Is Our Brand. Also, We're Still Not News.

You forgot to mention incapable of fact-checking, which is a first year Philosophy course.

It certainly seems like Republicans -- from the politicians in Congress to the far-right "entertainers" and pundits to the base itself -- are doing everything in their power to prove the saying "misery loves company".

That's the GOP argument for lowering the educational standard in the country. I didn't get an education.. so you can't have one!

They needed a puppy but never got one. Now they cry cause others get a puppy.

@@merlana3479 One of them even said that no one is given puppies, and I was like "wait.. You mean no one gave _you_ a puppy, right? Cause most kids do not buy their own puppies..... They're pretty expensive.. And generally, being given a puppy is regarded as one of the best gifts a child can get... I'm sensing maybe some childhood trauma... Did no one give you a puppy?? And now others can't have it either because everyone needs to skirt on the edge of tears throughout life to end up as emotionally stable as a Fox News host freaking out about puppies?" Sometimes they just out themselves so hard it's nuts... Sad fact is: None of these people struggled in childhood. They were born rich every fricken one. Now they pretend they went through the wringer, cause that's what their viewers want to hear. Rags to riches, not riches to TV hostess.

my neighbors dog had some woopsie puppies, he pretty much just handed me my puppy

They have never heard of animal rescue. All they know is puppy mills and big brand pet stores.

My friends were taking care of a pregnant feral cat. A few weeks later they handed me my fur baby.

Why does everyone get free pets, and I don't??? Here I am in Pennsylvania, trying to make friends with feral cats, and you all are getting free fur children....there is no justice in this world!!!

@@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen Volunteer at an animal shelter.

Right??? Also, how are they mad about something that we already knew? Humans love petting furry animals. We saw wolves-giant creatures with fangs - and said, “hehe. 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉.”

HAPPY?!? that's GROOMING them to be leftists! IT IS FORBIDDEN TO BE HAPPY!

Seriously, that info has been around for a LONG time, how is this news to them??? My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals so stressed students could relax and unwind for a bit. It was freaking fantastic and I aced those finals. I don’t get this weird ideology that if you do things to make your life less miserable you’re somehow weak or shameful. This is what that sounds like: “You’re doing things to make your life worth living??? How pathetic!!!!” “And that’s pathetic because…???” “Because you can’t handle being miserable like ME!!!” “Oookay, have fun with that” Just when I thought faux news couldn’t get any weirder, yeesh

@@AskMia411 The reason this old information is new to fox, is because it’s a fact, and they don’t deal in facts.

They want people to stay ignorant, angry and desperate. That's how you manipulate masses.

Recreational anger. That is gold!

"This is so cute... I am furious!" - Fox News

Also the very definition of malignant stupidity.

Faux outrage as the main moneymaking model. Clowns 100%.

"Recreational anger"! Ha! Brilliant! I'm stealing that!

More than once. Tucker and Sean went after him.

No fucking way, you cant be serious 😂

They're really grasping at straws here.

I demand that in the name of partisan politics tomorrow you hand out slaps!

Careful some rightwinger going to slap you in the face.

And people vote for that sentiment. WTF?

😅

I hope these gross beings die out soon.

And "We're Just Plain Evil" - that one's evergreen.

@@scooooter37 Well they look like people... some of them.

Or even better: "You have splinters in the windmill of your mind".

Absolute genius comment. 👏

They're all two ships ships of a fleet!

That is a great analogy, very apropos. I’ve felt for a long time that these people must have lost something at the core of themselves, making them feel like they would be happy to see everything just burn to the ground. They might even particularly savor seeing happy and well adjusted liberals suffer in the process. Oh, the joy that would bring them:/

A few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

As soon as I saw the puppies, I had a big huge smile on my face. And I KNOW that that happened to MOST of the people watching this!!! Not the soulless people. They watch, but they don’t smile. They never smile…

Same here, no pets of my own, but I love how other people enjoy their pets. That part of the segment made me smile.❤

Aaahhhhh, dogs are the best! 💕💕🐾

It's such a moot point lol. No one hands you *anything* in the real world. Like c'mon, if you don't like pets, fine. But- it's ok to like pets lmao. Just blows my mind.

Or, clearly, a hug.

I do hope that after this, no shelter will give these sociopaths even a cold blooded snake!

It's one of their better ones.

@@RankinMsP maybe Colbert will cry again

@@dudleyburleson8668 it seems your speciality, snowflake

It's beyond irony at this point

Compared to the other ones they've impishly clambered up, this hill is one of the more depressingly tame ones.

...particularly while I'm taking care of my nieces three dogs and two cats for 12 days...

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@@id10t98 you are so weak. So when do you start your gender reassignment surgery?

@@carl1367 As an alien from another planet, my civilization doesnt recognize gender questions as being a legitimate topic of conversation.

Bonus Points: they most likely own pets as well.

Of course. They know that, they are simply twisting it into a reason for their viewers to be angry. That is their raison d'etre, they are the rage machine.

Faux News saw Idiocracy as a documentary.

I believe that's our current time line.

Good one!

Host 1: WHY ARE WE ANGRY? Host 2: OH ARE YOU TOO GOOD TO BE ANGRY YOU SNOWFLAKE!? Host 1: NO YOUR RIGHT I DOUGHNT CARE!

It's more like a bad LSD trip.

you are on the wrong show then this show is just left wing conspiracy as they have a puppet to stand on stage telling you them all...

If that "lord" is THEIR "Lord"? He ain't good. He's a f*cking monster.

Well, they probably have puppies on their small minds, coz theyre still trying to defend Oz from his puppy killing spree for "medical trials".

Seems to me like they need to be slapped in the face with a closed hand multiple times.

It isn't surprising. Republicans always turn to violence before anything else as a "solution" to anything, even as a "solution" when there is no problem.

" talk about slapping young adults ?". I know a few "NEWS" casters I would love to slap !

Pretty sure we're at the point where being happy in any considerable way for any amount of time is considered a mental illness by some.

It doesn’t surprise me that they don’t like cats, they sound like real bitches

Also, we already knew this info. Anecdotally and scientifically, we already knew petting dogs and cats makes people happy. Because, duh. Humans love petting furry animals. Hello-we have _petting_ zoos.

@@alexwyatt2911 They’re trying to be pissed off. They’re shaming people for finding wholesome ways to battle mental illness and stress. It’s insane. I just wish someone had asked how many of them own pets and whether it inhibits their productivity.

Aww, be easy on them. Obviously they were told as kids, "Mommy doesn't refuse to hug you because she hates the fact that the condom broke and my conservative family forced me to give birth to a repugnant smelly poop factory, Mommy doesn't hug you because she doesn't want to raise a snowflake. Now, go kick a puppy to toughen up."

I'm right there with you. And there are more people in our age group than ever before.

But there are billionaires who could have used that money!

Medicare contribution used to be capped but not anymore; social security contribution, however, remains capped, benefitting the wealthy greatly. Sad. BTW it's "PAID," not "PAYED." The latter is an actual word but it doesn't mean the same thing.

I fought hard for several years and hired and paid a lawyer to get social security disability and medicaid. I can barely get by on what I get, only bc my parents allow me to live on their land rent-free and I don't have a vehicle and I only spend $$ on utilities and food. If they defund those systems it would take away my independence entirely, and I'm one of the lucky ones, at least I have family that would take me in and support me, others in my situation would be homeless very quickly. I wish the people in charge of deciding how much money people like me, and people like you, get, would live in our situation for just a little bit. Because I know they have no clue how scary it is to think you might need a medical procedure and have no way to pay for it.. They've never even worried about not being able to afford a prescription.

Hey, there are billionaires who need that money! Politicians won't buy themselves!

My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals week, it was LOVELY. Being able to pause and relax during the finals chaos was so helpful and such a needed break. I did really well on my finals and even got an A+ from a professor who boasts that most people fail their course 🙄 I put in the work of course, but easing my stress levels and taking care of myself made the whole experience much easier to handle.

That sounds like what the Grinches would say.

I compare a lot of normal things in our world that exist to what if it was just invented. They literally don’t want anyone to have any joy at all. That’s the goal. Be as miserable as they are. Suck everyone else’s happiness out of them to drag them down with you.

Basically the introduction to a Christmas Carol.

Put this man on Broadway!

and that makes you look crazy

that made me chuckle XD tyvm!

@@cryptoram4203 No it doesn't make @RogueSoul look crazy. It is a wonderful thing! Anything that can reduce stress is a good thing, so long as it's not violent or doesn't advantage of other people. Most SANE people make fun of Fox "noos" these days. Rupert Murdoch is OBVIOUSLY using addiction to fear and anger chemicals to control the most gullible of our population. Those who cannot see that are usually victims of his plot. I feel sorry for you, CryptoRam. Please get therapy.

😂 I LOVE THIS!! Thank you 😊 🎉

@@cryptoram4203 No, it makes FOX animal haters and child abuse proponents look crazy. FOX "We hate pets and anxious kids need a sl-p in the face!" That is crazy!

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It doesn't even have to be cats. What's next, Fox News promoting "Let's beat up anyone who has a pet/likes animals/is not a complete psychopath?" Because, it's ironic, one of the warning signs on lists of _Warning Signs You Might Be Dealing With a Psychopath_ compiled by both psychologists and the FBI over the years is: "cruelty to animals". Bonus point if the person started abusing or killing small wild animals or pets early in childhood.

but their anger is literally all they've got! and they only have nutjobs on the air showing them how to rage about nothing 😆

I'm pretty sure all of em get their stress relief at the bottom of a bottle.

Somebody needs to pet a cat. Apparently, it reduces the cat's stress levels too, as long as it is consensual.

facts, clearly lady needs a cat to pet.

It happens. A friend was handed a Pug puppy on NYC sidewalk. She lived a wonderful life with him for 13 years.

Clearly that means you’re entitled and living in a liberal fantasy land (according to Fox News).

Oh… the universe has gifted me with multiple pets that way. 😂 It’s the best! It means that pet was meant for you.

All my critters were rescued from a fate worse than death...lol!

@@judithgannon5642 lucky friend! I had mine 9 years...same situation only my guy was 3 and we're in Newfoundland! Rescues are the best!

Fox hosts all seem like they sit at the bar slugging down shots of whiskey and smoking packs of cigarettes. I guess that was their college!

"I have unresolved childhood trauma so they should too!" I think that sums up Fox News.

I was floored at that dumb blonde saying that she needs a cookie and a stack of books. She's going to sit there and dump on somebody petting a dog but it's okay to eat in class. Sounds to me like she needs the slap in the face No eating in class piggy.

Maybe CPS or the police is taking them seriously. But you can be sure they will backpedal so fast, their a$$ will overtake their brain...which seems to be their default setting anyway. "Oh, no, I never slapped my kids. I was just saying that. It was an act. This is an entertainment segment...". Yes, we all remember how fast certain individuals at FOX and other fringe people toned down their rhetoric, when it went to court and they had to say the truth...probably went against everything they were, are and will be^^

There are people who will believe this. However, they don't realize their own animals are emotional supports: many men really love their dogs.

No one in the real world will hand her a puppy. Because she would probably kill it!

@@theodethomasa6358 That woman clearly has serious issues. I don't think she played with enough puppies as a child.

@@whiteraven181 My real fear about this woman is how she reacts to children. Maybe she slaps them too?

@@whiteraven181 actually, she got bit by one and has had a hard-on against them ever since.

Yes, well, she's a MAGA idiot. They're not exactly known for little things like "research."

Or they are such lying hypocrites who will say anything for money and then go home and pet their cats and dogs

One of them, Tammy Bruce, is a huge cat enthusiast in real life.

Some people have been miserable so long they just genuinely enjoy being miserable, and so they can't comprehend why everyone else isn't as miserable as themselves.

Fox News women have way too much time on their hands😊

Except when Dr.oz has them

@@lindalovatt5799 😨

In my case it's ferrets. A business of ferrets giggling and war dancing all over the place is a great way to lift the spirits.

Hearing a kitten meow and climb up to nap on you after a hard day's work is just the bees knees!

Meanwhile, Fox News would like their application of puppies to be in the spirit of Cruella de Ville. 🎶The curl of their lips. The ice in their stare. All innocent children had better beware. Cruella, Cruella de Fox. 🎶

Great memory!

That's a really cool memory. I can visualize dusty sunlight slanting inward to stacks of books, and the purring cat. ✌️ Just needs hot tea.

Exactly. Even the grinch likes his dog.

Was thinking about MAGA and GQPers who consider themselves "pro-life." I always ask if they are vegan, too, and most of the time they are not. So I guess they are only pro certain lives. Their argument is that cows are animals, so then can we eat cat and dog burgers? Why is that frowned upon? I thought animal lives didn't matter. Bunch of hypocrites: they don't care about any lives at all.

Like their boss, they hate all living things. He only tolerates ones that bring him money.

@@mylifewithmarmalade4624 he treated his dog like democrats treat the tax payer

Do you enjoy being braindead?

No one hands you anything in real life thought, right? Felt like such a stupid thing for her to say lmao

The hatefulness in those people's faces and voices. They live in constant search of something innocent to attack.

It's especially hypocritical coming from Tammy Bruce, who is a huge cat lover. I used to work with her before she became a shill for Fox and she is an animal lover and always has at least one cat.

I think it may have something to do with cats being generally temperamental, but that’s up in the air.

@@eskarinakatz7723 No, it's much simpler than that. They just hate the idea that young people might ever be happy.

These people are sociopaths. Can you imagine these people have children?! poor children! "You don't need a puppy you need a slap in the face. Now go have a mental breakdown and be traumatized for the rest of your life." - some republican mother

@@sandpiperr Ah. Ah! “Misery loves company.” They’re miserable, and want to make others miserable. They want the cycle of misery to keep on spinning, instead of breaking it. They don’t want change.

@@eskarinakatz7723 That's the going approach to life over there. Suck the joy out of everything nice, then get a job at- and be stuck at- faux news for life because they sure aren't hirable elsewhere after there. 🤦‍♀️

Is it made funnier if you know what Anselm's Ontological Argument is?

@@daverhoden445 as a joke, not really; it's mostly funny because of how obscure Anselm's argument is, outside of a philosophy or theology classroom it's a pretty safe bet that no one else would recognize it... the "ontological proof" meaning that it's derived from the fundamental nature of what God definitionally is, Anselm essentially argued that God is "that than which nothing greater can be" (except in Latin), and rather than it simply being a circular logic "I define God to be existing, therefore God exists," Anselm writes about 50 pages of very dense Catholic philosophy to argue that the definition is metaphysically necessary for the concept of God to be intelligible at all... in short, it's a way more linguistically awkward (but still technically logically sound and valid) version of Aquinas' more famous Five Ways proofs, and very few people are likely to have any awareness of it at all outside of a seminary haha

I love when he sings. Brings me so much joy

@@soxfan7887 Brings him joy too, you can see he just loves doing it :)

It's gonna be fun to watch them either completely vilify Trump when he gets charged and they get implicated as accomplices... or they keep being dumb and the station goes down via Federal siezure

This is why we adore Stephen Colbert!

@@JohnPeacekeeper I get what you are saying, but I find it impossible to watch faux network in anyway, shape or form.

@@davidhart1118 well, you wouldn't need to tune into faux news to watch anyways. The last thing faux news will report is them being held in any way accountable for any of the misinformation they have spread, the lies they have told, or the collateral damaged caused by the incitement to acts against democracy, or acts of violence, inspired by the outrage they drum up amongst the snowflakes that believe anyone who chooses to think or see things differently than them isn't just wrong but they don't deserve to have a voice, speak their minds, or view things differently. We have people who call themselves patriots, but will stand in front of polling locations with the sole intent of trying to intimidate people from doing the most patriotic thing we can do, vote, simply because they don't like the idea that someone could choose to have a different political viewpoint, or choose to vote as they see fit, as is everyone's right to do. These people will not present any information, or report on events, that are so blatantly anti-democracy, anti-freedom, and contrary to what rights the Constitution guarantees us, but they will spend time telling us how having a pet, and relieving stress and anxiety by having that pet, is somehow a threat to the future of this nation.

@@Metalbass10000 yeah, ok well said, I obviously have never had to deal with anything or seen anything like what you described in your reply to me. Thanks for taking the time to reply and for opening my eyes and mind wider for a view to how toxic these "people" are to a very average guy.

And she's such a snowflake, that even her chemistry book has to be organic! My chemistry book was FULL of toxic chemicals, and I got great grades!

What's sad is that Mac graduated from prestigious Georgetown. And ended up as a press secretary who lied to our faces every day with provable lies. And now she acts even more like a fool.

I believe these people just need a therapist and a hug. They're so clearly unhappy and miserable. I kind of feel sorry for them.

And, like Fox, they can give you a rash if you're around them too long.

@@couragekarnga8735 If you're allergic.

@@elirien4264 Trump must be allergic then?

I'm mildly allergic. I just get itchy eyes and a runny nose. I'm purfectly (sorry, had to do it) willing to take an antihistamine to pet a cat.

A jalapeno enema would me happier than Fox News every could

Pet sitters is payment enough!

PAY her for letting them pet her cats??? What??! Is that even a thing??! When I was a kid you could go to the pet store, find the cutest puppy, and ask to see it. Then they put you in a cubicle area with the puppy and you can play with it for like 10 mins as long as you pretend to be interested in buying. (Yes, I am aware that puppy mills are bad and yeah, it's probably good that this is less common today. I think.... If not, then I need to head on over to a pet store.)

@@johnsmithe4656 I still want that little Doberman I hung out with for an hour 40 years ago. I am glad that there’s mostly “no doggies in the windows, woof 🐶 woof” anymore. Sadly, there’s still places like that.

Gotta call out the crazies before they completely take over.

Truth hurts.

Wish they went even harder. I love watching The Majority Report on youtube specifically because they hold back zero punches. I truly need to see these people get savagely mocked and belittled just to feel semi normal in these abnormal times. I hardly even watch right wing stuff anymore because it's just too depressing to see how far gone their brains are. How eager they are to believe obvious lies.. And how easily they dismiss facts and arguments by just going "those scientists were paid money for their work, therefore they are corrupt. I rest my case." When adults discover that they can lie just like they did when they were kids, we're probably not far off from the end.

I'm liking it.

It’s all become so much of a farce that there is no other way to deal with it anymore!

Blue wave!!!!! 🌊

Just early vote instead! Then much less chance of giant lines and right wing fuckery messing anything up.

Already voted. All pro democracy candidates!

Already voted. 🙂

Nah...as a Californian it doesn't matter to me

Na, you're brave enough to live your life in a way that is positive for you regardless of the opinions of assholes. You've got my respect, for whatever that's worth.

I just made a comment earlier about this. Service dogs of all kinds are wonderful. Only a bottom feeder would hate a dog or cat.

Aww, bless your heart! Have a groovey day, my friend, you and your doggo!

Loved it!

I got a chuckle outta that

Well it is new York where you can order a top Ramon sandwich covered in cheese at 3am. I'm sure two dogs aren't too hard to find.

I'd have been more worried about getting those song lyrics right. Also, Yay puppies!!

@@cmills1008 the greatest city in the world - in the shit hole that is the USA 🤘

😂😂😂😂

I know who was a sad girl because she never got a puppy... "no one ever handed me a puppy! 😭"

Dude, shelters are always asking people to adopt pets. They will literally hand you a puppy. And, damn! We all know humans love petting furry animals. Hello, we have _petting_ zoos.

@@alexwyatt2911 these folks have abandoned their birthright to be human and happy.

@@thisbushnell2012 Fox News = Cruella de Ville.

Puppies and kittens are a liberal lie, wake up sheeple! Wait, are sheep even real?! ARE SHEEP LIBERAL LIES?! WAKE UP, APE PEOPLE!

I too visited the website and laughed my head off. Talk about having to plan a joke in advance!

@@GlennTillema The writer's room would like you to know that all of the jokes are planned in advance.

@@misterdoctor9693 I don't doubt it, I just got the sense that "advance" often meant moments before the show.

Why on Earth would you run in a contest if you're not willing to lose?

They're here for your wallet.

It was great made me chuckle a bit

Can't unsee it now. 😳

I consider him one of the Florida reptiles. One that has been in the water as a floater.

@@ktmurphy3096 Oh, now I see Rick Scott scampering after people on his belly like an alligator, dentition displayed.

I would've gone with Bargain Bin Nosferatu.

They hate animals because animals hate them.

We need something wholesome, and that was it. Seeing him with those puppies melted my heart into a thousand splendid colors!

Who is also an alien whose skin suit disguise does not fit him properly.

I always thought he looked like a walking penis.

@@JMurdochNZ 😆

I like to think of Scott as a old Skeletor doll that got melted in a microwave.

@@PaulA-pg7jm 😂

There’s something wrong with people that don’t like dogs!

We know that dogs are pretty good judges of human character...

I was wondering the same thing. Are all Republicans now going to be forced to give up their dogs?

@@Lucius1958 so are bald eagles!

Fox said although they felt for Fetterman, he was a total wreck. And liberal media said Fetterman did outstandingly nothing wrong with him at all and how dare you say he's messed up. Just like Joe Biden. But Fox is the delusional crazy network right? It's just more proof of the total disregard fof the truth that the Dem party is all about.