I guess the president had to give the ultimate order I drive or you fly! They were in a secure location and besides he probably had Jill's blessing and there's always the vice president! Love her!

Better than a president that organises a coup against the government of the US. I mean, what's to compare... a guy who has shown he can still handle things behind the wheel, or a guy who tries to grab the wheel when he probably has never driven a car in his life.

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Cry about it snowflake

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 wtf

@@bigkahoonaburger7303 Nobody voted for Biden. His rallies were emptier than your little head.

The Corvette's my favourite American car. I'd love at least 2 or 3 just from the 60's alone. Not big on the mid to upper 70's and not a fan of the 80's. But the new ones are gorgeous again.

Hell yeah! Go Joe!

@Tyrone Shoelaces Oooh, sour grapes!

@Tyrone Shoelaces they why did he lose?

@Tyrone Shoelaces Let me guess, he’s a 5G controlled lizard as well?

Also fake he's not driving

No....Trump had his cart turbocharged so he could beat everyone to the green and kick his ball in.

Walker is Trump's guy. The rest of the lies, the hypocrisy, and corruption doesn't matter to those who will vote for both of them.

@@GoGreen1977 WALKER HAS THE PERFECT RESUME FOR trUMP AND HIS trUMPLICAN CULT, HE IS THE PERFECT, IMMORAL REPRESENTATIVE FOR THEM, AFTER ALL, THEY DID CHOOSE dONALD tRUMP FOR THEIR, "GOLDEN CALF, THEY WORSHIP HIM, AND HAVE PERVERTED THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST!! THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR tRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT ON 8/23/2019: "I AM THE 'CHOSEN ONE,' SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!!" THIS IS THE REASON tRUMP SCREECHED ABOUT THE DOCUMENTS HE STOLE, "THEY'RE MINE, NOT THEIRS,"" AS HE TOLD BOB WOODWARD, "EVERYTHING IS MINE, BOB!!"

Maybe " I could shoot somebody on fifth avenue and they'd still vote for me"... No, not that either huh?

Maybe if it came out that he actually strangled one of his children as an "aftermarket abortion"... maybe... It's depressing.

@@GoGreen1977 lies, hypocrisy and corruption are the reason why he is Former Guy's guy...

Excellent !

Your Dim leader showered with his 11 year old daughter.

For the Republicans, because Governor Cuomo was accused of sexual misconduct and he had to resign.... Al Franken also had to resign for a tasteless photo joke. To qualify to run as a Republican all you need is a shady past, be a good liar and be willing to compromise ANYTHING for money and power. You don't even need a High School diploma.

It was Donna Rice. Fawn Hall = Oliver North Iran-contra matter

@@m.bustock5265 Rice Pilaf anybody?

The bit about the Pope asking for the priests and nuns to remove porn from their phones caused me a belly laugh I hadn't felt in years../

Great one 😆 🤣 😂

Clownigula -- lol!!!! That's one I've never heard before, and it's SO fitting for the POS!

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"Clownigula!" 😂🤣

Contrast that with Donald Trump sitting in a stationary fire engine yelling "Woo woooo!"

118 😂 he might literally die at 180

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc 🤣🤣🤣

It's a native American people knew what they do now 90 years ago of the Republican party we would have slaughtered them

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc 😂😂😂the truth hurts, but funny👍

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He also fought to grab the steering wheel in a car so he could steal the election by force.

the orange one would have run over Jay Leno, blamed BLM and antifa for it, then deny everything.

Thanks for the laughs.

He probably doesn’t know how to drive

It was the prop-a-gander that pushed me over the edge. 😂😂😂

I love appropriate kind humor

you do realize he doesn't write these jokes...he has a team that does it for him

@@AhmadKhan-ez3zk yes. I realize. I also know the target is to amuse the audience. They are amused. I am not. 🤔😉

​@@AhmadKhan-ez3zk and they're garbage

I knew Phil. Any relation?

You apparently don’t own any Antique Vehicles or Race cars. I do and driving up and down the driveway is pretty normal behavior.

@@edwardcowan7012 , hopefully safer than on the street, road, and highways!

@@loriwbahadur The President and VP are not generally allowed to drive. Big personal sacrifice for a car guy.

@John Smith who the hell do you think you are? You probably can't even drive a standard shift. Did you ever drive a race car on a track? Chris Karamesines raced Top Fuel until he was 88 in case you have a problem with senior drivers, I'm sure you couldn't survive 1000ft in a Top Fuel car.

@@edwardcowan7012 all-time lowest rated VP in history. Quite an accomplishment for a "woman of color".

Nah. That would be too................ Yeezy.

@@orionsshoe2424 Yeezy does it, you don't want to get in over ye head.

"Globalist jews are subverting democracy" If this is a fact, is it anti-Semitic? Obviously the answer is no.

Why not declare yourself a bootlicker and be done with it?

oh my god it was the height of comedy!

I'm surprised he didn't get banned sooner seeing how Colbert is far left but Kanye still needs help for his clear issues

Must be a Trump University alumnus.

Explains why Kardashians dropped him 😅

HATE speech is illegal and should be PROSECUTED 🤬🤯🤡

He proved the racist with one dumb rant.

@John Smith haters/liars/trolls

Looked a lot safer than your average drag track. Nice and wide.

I couldn't help, GO BxxxxxN! 😂

I’m guessing they pooped their pants.

Why the secret service agent was driving

And Trump supporters who no doubt babe developed palpitations trying to prove to us that Biden wasn't driving, or that the election was stolen.

I probably laughed at that a little bit more than I should have

That was brilliant!

Same!! 🤣😂🤣

Reminds me of Melissa McCarthy's SNL but as Sean Spicer 😂

As long as its not downhill. But then again he'd just have the secret service roll him to the buffet. My comment made me think of Willy Wonka except instead of purple he's orange 😆

I am almost sure Benedict Donald can drive a golf cart ⛳🤔

@@philliparthur8672 Honestly, I think we can attribute ALL of the failure children to Trump, from Augustus Gloop to Mike TV, along with all the employees that started stealing Wonka's recipes in the beginning and the one guy who had a forgery of the fifth golden ticket.

I was very depressed . Your show made me smile to day.

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Or call for security 😅

Yeah...there's nothing that the Lefties hate more than a black man who doesn't follow the plantation's rules (be a democRAT stooge your entire life).

And in case they needed evidence for court

Somebody, anybody, needs to get Kanye West (I refuse to call him freaking Ye), away from any and all forms of media and into the nearest mental health facility immediately. Seriously, the brotha's out his damn mind! I don't care if he's trolling; it's no longer funny! Get him some help before he does something actually harmful! Just more proof that we need to pay more attention to celeberties' mental health.

A little over 2 years ago was 2020, I wouldn't want Kanye getting within six feet of me.

Well yeah, you’re the same people that would vote for that vegetable Fetterman. The bar is pretty low with you guys.

@John Seed and? What’s your point? Why are you bringing up a president from two terms ago?

@@jmack129 I would like to see Biden drive his corvette of a cliff.

@John Seed if you look up Trump to Obama golf days, TFG had more in his first year than Obama did in his whole presidency.

@John Seed not nearly as many times as trump. Not while there was work to be done.

Notice that as soon as Leno says "...go" the camera cuts to a low shot and you never see Joe's face again... just white hair. NO WAY the secret service would have let him drag race a convertible without a helmet.

@@Dudeman9339 Lol, just keep believing what your feelings can handle! 🐑🐑

@@Dudeman9339 so they’ll help you organise a coup but won’t let ya drive fast…. Checks out…

Dark Btandon shreds! 🤘😎 A corpse still makes a better POTUS than tRump. Cry about it more later, magat losers. ^^

He's always been a gearhead, he especially loves Corvettes 👍

Half that audience are maybe too young to know it, but who wouldn't love Stephen to do more of Grease.

I'm not Ukrainian but my country is close to Ukraine, thank you for the Ukrainian flag! 😊

Good one Thanks for making me LAUGH. Wine came through my nose. Lol

respect? Setting the bar low.

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Not lower than stealing secret documents.

difference between trump and biden? biden can hang out with a well established famous person XD and drive a car. where as trump forces famous people to try to hang out. and even if its a womans basket ball team, the whole team says hell no XD

I dunno how fast I went, in an ugly old green beater, following my friend in a shiny new car he was testing out, when his speedometer was blinking at 135, and his foot all the way down. I still had a quarter of a pedal to go down, so no idea how much more that old car had, LOL! It was bought used, a little 4 banger, but obviously had some work done that we didn't know about. 😄 I'd wager it was at least 140 mph, but no way to tell, since its speedometer stopped at 85! 🤷‍♀️

I just hit 90 yesterday on accident. I meant to speed up to 80 to pass someone, and whoops 90. Smooth as silk. (This is hardly a brag, my car isn't fast; 90 isn't fast) I wanna see what my car will do sometime, gotta go out to the boonies.

Roger Ailes sold Murdoch on his GOP tv and made them both rich. Bigly.

I'm sure that man's going to hell for all the damage he's done to the world.

As an Australian I would like to apologise for the existence of " The Toxic Gnome"

@@couragekarnga8735 he wants to take us along 😉☮️

Without censorship liberal would be nothing

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independent shoe company.

With the recurring shoe theme in these stories, I was surprised they didn't try to connect those jokes.

Looks like a '65

that shape, the second one, that's the dream Corvette in my head. Usually Burgundy in colour, definitely convertible

Powell just wants to crash it

Given the length of that runway, and that the top of second gear in that old vett only goes to 75. I think they're exaggerating a bit.

@@jaydub8576 why on Earth would they do that? LMAO

Na you need help he was telling the truth Jews own everything and all this banning is proving him right when I got countless of Jews on KZfaq saying they run the world lol and laughing about it but Kanye gets banned ? Yeah you sheep are crazy or stuck in the matrix

yes

You and I might ignore them, but millions find his antics entertaining and would watch him regardless of what he's doing. Many people enjoy real life horror.

Agreed. I've been feeling this for years. He did some stuff several years ago that people didn't seem to care about, but him saying "Slavery was a choice" should have been the breaking point so we wouldn't have had to endure even more garbage.

No one? Wait for it... Napoleon Musk and Twitter.

Out of all the billions opinions and statements I’ve read about Kanye West, your statement is the only one that makes the most sense. He is a clear and present danger to himself.

No, if you had ANY INKLING of who the specific group of individuals was he was referring to (not Jewish people in general, but the segment of ultra-corrupt mega wealthy/powerful "elitists" (who coincidentally are nearly ALL Jewish) and WHY he was calling them out for, then it would be absolutely crystal-clear to you that he is not "mentally ill" for doing ANY of this, including turning down a deal of that magnitude. People should be proud of him, for having the bravery and guts to call out the powerful (and DANGEROUS) individuals he was referring to, AND.....for placing principles, ethics, and values OVER wealth and fame, even at the risk of destroying his career for it. Lara Logan did the SAME THING recently, and she too was referring to the same faction that "Ye" was talking about. Its FAR MORE than can be said of the rest of the famous, wealthy, and powerful out there. By them doing NOTHING, makes them complicit, and only EMPOWERS the very same things that "Ye" and Lara Logan called out and stood up to. KUDOS to both of them. If you do not know what Im talking about or think Im incorrect - then I would highly recommend to stop believing all the media "spin" and do some actual RESEARCH. From "credible" sources too.

@@eylsnokissile6608 I read clueless people tweet on Kanye related news and laugh. His tweet was a little harsh, but watching his interviews this man isn't crazy he just have way to express himself I know this because I have come across people like this in my life. You guys should better go round and protect this man from being cancelled. I hate this age of me too.

@@eylsnokissile6608 basically your only Air Quotes RESEARCH is listening to deranged fascist conspiracys. Research my ass

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Alex Jones is having a hard time with that one too.

Bad outcomes are always a new conspiracy, not just simple consequences. They're always the victims, never people who take personal responsibility for their actions.

man I love this comment

This, a million times. This is something so many people fail to understand. Yes, you can say whatever you want. But that will not protect you when your words come back to bite your ass.

How profound. I've never heard that before.

iirc Bush Jr only gets to drive on his own property as long as he keeps his detail. Probably doesn't bother Trump though, probably hasn't been with out a chauffeur in decades.

@@darkstorminc Trump has never had a drivers liscence In New York never having to drive is a badge of honour for the rich. I think its funny all these country boys worshiping a man that cant drive! When Trump gets in those Trucks like a little kid honking the horn it should be obvious Trump thinks driving is for the poor! When he talks about voter ID he never ever uses the term Drivers Liscence! Every other politicion uses the term drivers liscence when talking about ID but Trump never uses that term ever!

@@sndspderbytes didn't need all the other bs. Could and should have stopped at the first sentence. This isn't a political discussion about Trumpty Dumpty.

it's pretty clear that wasn't really him driving tho. low shot, no face visibility, classic stunt double shenanigans

@@zaphenath6756 Such a skeptic! He was driving on a private track. Did the same w the dad Colin Powell 25 years ago. Same Corvette.😊

@sassytravy Bless you heart.

"Hur DeeRRRR YoU pUt a sMiLe oN mY fAcE."

Great line refering to the blessed memory to all of his aborted babies 🧐

ROTFL.

Oh come all ye faithful?

@@50dbo I see what ye did there. YEET!

I seen you mom is been yeeted by ye...

He found Hunters stash

Mic drop!!!

Child sniffer Joe

Remind me again why Jon Batiste left the show....was it to take up his musical career??

Jon's wife is seriously ill.

@@jazzysophie9943 Jon is standing by the side of as well as taking care of his beautiful wife Suleika Jaouad, who is struggling with leukemia. Is this answer serious enough for you to loose that sarcastic tone that is undeniable present in your response…? Here’s a crazy thought: Maybe you shouldn’t jump to conclusions, thinking you know it all and then, based on your own assumptions, JUDGE people and/or their actions. As you can see in this case: Situations might be VERY different in reality and people can get really hurt in the process. (I doubt that Jon Batiste will take notice of your little comment here, but maybe you are just as quick with your thoughts and judgment in your personal life as well. And there too it might lead to truly painful and unnecessary situations. Either way: take care, have a good day/night (whatever the time is where you are).

@@The_Real_Mier WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS NOT ME. I WOULD NEVER SAY A THING AGAINST JON OR HIS WIFE. I DIDN'T SAY A THING BAD AT ALL. I WONDERED WHERE JON WAS IS ALL. I DON'T HAVE TV. I ONLY WATCH FRAMES OF THE SHOW ON KZfaq. I DARE YOU!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I LOVE JON. BTW: I KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE HACKED MY ACCT PRETENDING TO BE ME. WHAT WAS IT THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAID???????

@@The_Real_Mier omg, why are you taking such a defensive position?? It was a totally legitimate question from a person who obviously cares for Jon Batiste. How about you answer nicely?

Bro when

You all media sucker will believe any thing bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

@John Smith Oh is that fake news too?

Look at who owns skechers Basically everyone at the top there is 🔯 He did it on purpose looool

So many of us aren't looking for that experience, or ever will, but if you think it's cool, go on with your bad self. I'd rather POTUS didn't start adopting the carnival tactics of the Trumpublicans myself.

@@lizardog Trump is not man enough to drive himself anywhere

@@lizardog are u the architect that is trying to ban cars from cities

Is that what's the narrative told you not to like Elon Musk

Sure.... Care to explain? And the name-calling & "offensive" twitter words he used doesn't count. Grow up. Good thing children can't vote!

@@danielbaker7611 seriously, redlining a Vette vs sitting in a big truck and tooting the horn like a 3-year old? Hmm which is cooler...

@@danielbaker7611 Don't Pay Attention To The Brainwashed Arseholes!😒🤙🏽

@@danielbaker7611 I'm sure you'll start pretending that children vote next time you lose, weakling. It's pathetic.

@@danielbaker7611 so you won't be voting then ?

Lindsey needs a spinet

Would all those who like leaders who don't get cheated by dogs please stand 🆙😏? Only the oiliest scumbags hate on dogs & their owners. Tale as old as time. tRump wouldn't know loyalty if it took a chunk out of his ample ass.🐺

😂😂😂😂 you’re joking

You don't know much about him then.

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I’ve been a fan too and that’s how I know Fettermans background pretty well enough.

It’s comedy, and everyone knows he had a stroke because that’s all either side focuses on. No apologies.

About what part of the body his stroke particularly effected...

As a permanently disabled person, the way people are jumping on Fetterman is really telling of just how casually ableist *anyone* is capable of being, even supposedly liberal personas like Colbert. It's **fucked up**

He literally said, before showing the video, that Fetterman had a stroke back in the spring and was doing better.