Dr. Oz Surfs PA's Coast | Taylor Swift Dominates The Charts

Dr. Oz Surfs PA's Coast | Taylor Swift Dominates The Charts | Elon Negotiates With Stephen King

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Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr. Oz thinks that state touches the Atlantic ocean, our friend Taylor Swift set a record on the Billboard Hot 100 chart and Stephen King hilariously rejected Elon Musk's plan to charge Twitter users for verification badges. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@babybijou969 Жыл бұрын

“Just find me 6 winning numbers, gimme a break.” *priceless* 😂

@aaronshows Жыл бұрын

When he said "Frankly, we DID win the Powerball," I cried laughing so hard. I was not ready for that brilliant connection!

@peggywoods4327 Жыл бұрын

The lottery bit was hilarious, but I spit my tea and snort-laughed when he busted out the pillow 🤣 😂

@Akkesama Жыл бұрын

Stephen was on absolute fire tonight! Shout out to the writers

@Initwithlove Жыл бұрын

TOTALLY!! N

@bobwoods1302 Жыл бұрын

The refusing to accept the results of the lottery joke was good.

@KissyKat Жыл бұрын

Him losing the lottery and equating that to Trump's actions losing the election had me rolling on the floor

@nickrich56 Жыл бұрын

The whole monologue was fabulous but the Powerball gag had me in stitches too!😅

@TheMrAshley2010 Жыл бұрын

@kayaleandreaspencer631 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed SO hard!! Comedic Gold 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@dannypomeroy9255 Жыл бұрын

Do I here a bide of 2 Billion anybody lol yup he naild it

@awoken1445 Жыл бұрын

If only the trump base would watch!

@Mozart1220 Жыл бұрын

His powerball rant...BRILLIANT

@rascal_rae Жыл бұрын

Just gotta give props to the writers for that first powerball bit, that was very clever

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

I didn’t win PowerBall because it’s rigged. If I’d won PowerBall, then it’s not rigged.

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

@@jessetorres8738 If they had won, they’ll get less money because everyone has the same numbers.

@ejkk9513 Жыл бұрын

Pretty much...

@jessicak2811 Жыл бұрын

I said the same thing! It's clearly rigged since I didn't win! I demand a recount!! Then I demand a forensic audit of the machines!!

@smiller2044 Жыл бұрын

@@jessicak2811 too funny 😁 get the special lights to test for bamboo fibers!

@Christiane247 Жыл бұрын

Again tonight, Stephen is on the ball...his parody of the orange waste of skin was a sight to behold..thanks for the laughs...😎🇨🇦

@jjwubs1638 Жыл бұрын

But he did not do the voice! 😟 #dotdotdot

@brianfergus839 Жыл бұрын

@@jjwubs1638 it wouldn’t have been as funny

@michaelcap9550 Жыл бұрын

A liberal hack, nothing more.

@techguy943 Жыл бұрын

Elon hasn't banned the #hewhoshallbenamed hashtag from Twitter yet submit that piece of gold while you still have the chance

@mtoboekid11mouse88 Жыл бұрын

Me, an oboe player: "Larry, get in here quick, the TV is talking about us! They're talking about us we've made it!!!"

@iamme9138 Жыл бұрын

talking about "us", yes the last two Oboe players.

@InterestedCitizen Жыл бұрын

Love author Stephen King's Twitter response to Elon Musk. ☑️

@wplants9793 Жыл бұрын

It was great

@ogzombieblunt4626 Жыл бұрын

Lol elon trolled him well, exposing him as the champaigne socialist he is. The fact you guys don't understand is pretty funny.

@Sophia-wcDM9 Жыл бұрын

How about 8 dollars... Lol

@Sophia-wcDM9 Жыл бұрын

@@ogzombieblunt4626 Pff!! WRONG!!!

@billyeveryteen7328 Жыл бұрын

I love that Stephen always gingerly gives back or sets aside the imaginary props, but the actual, real physical props he just chucks on the floor.

@francescaa8331 Жыл бұрын

I know it shows a level of discipline. It really adds something.

@saraheschweiler4939 Жыл бұрын

I think he usually passes them to a stagehand who is out-of-view of the camera.

@flowersalem22 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@thefonztm Жыл бұрын

@@saraheschweiler4939 Imaginary props are passed to the imaginary stage hand.

@LooseNut099 Жыл бұрын

Great observation.

@SayHelloToOblivion Жыл бұрын

Okay, “it’s not easy being cheesy, Monterrey Jack” had me literally laughing out loud. 😂

@lewsouth1539 Жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now: Dr. Oz doesn't know that PA & NJ are two different states.

@jschuler53 Жыл бұрын

@JZ's BFF We're all hoping. People are now concerned about his stroke recovery. It's sad, they're going to Oz. He's cleared by his doctor to run but still, his gap is closing

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

@@jschuler53, guess being a liar and racist and also an election denier is okay with you?

@thexalon Жыл бұрын

There's a killer oboe solo at the beginning of every orchestra concert ever, though! They play that A that shines out on its own, and then all the winds come in. Then they start again with that lovely A, and all the strings join in. They play this piece so well as a professional orchestra that the conductor isn't even there yet.

@syav4467 Жыл бұрын

Love the powerball parody of election deniers. Comedically accurate too.

@suehowie152 Жыл бұрын

Election liars..

@chuckgoodman3828 Жыл бұрын

You’re talking about all the 2016 election deniers, and Stacy Abrams, correct? m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hLqChtOjvdXXk4E.html

@artbargra Жыл бұрын

The irony will be missed on them, though.

@cleatusbarncoat8642 Жыл бұрын

Stephen forgot about the Italian satellites. Mama mia!

@syav4467 Жыл бұрын

@Beth Buzalka did the attack and breach the U.S. Capitol?

@megancarroll Жыл бұрын

We DID win this powerball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?

@AdrianColley Жыл бұрын

And it was viciously stripped away from us. Haven't we suffered enough?

@sethie_shots Жыл бұрын

Probably the best monologue in the last year. That powerball intro 😂

@beeboyspnw5500 Жыл бұрын

This man is a MFN savant! A genius! He set that powerball skit up & I never saw it coming😂

@ogzombieblunt4626 Жыл бұрын

Thats because you watch pop-politics

@beeboyspnw5500 Жыл бұрын

@@ogzombieblunt4626 For one it’s called satire. For two, I am referring to his skills in theatre & comedy! They are unrivaled. Idgaf about your political viewpoints. Just because you don’t like what he says doesn’t mean he isn’t top of his class.

@id10t98 Жыл бұрын

That Biden impression was as good as it can get, Monterey Jack!

@civil_villain Жыл бұрын

The comparison of losing the Powerball, to Trump's claims, perfectly highlights the ridiculousness of all things MAGA, and yet, no one that should get that, will...

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

They all believe they'll win the lottery, too. 🤔

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Sarcasm requires a degree of wit. Nobody in the MAGAverse has that.

@KN-jr6tx Жыл бұрын

Don't let big lottery fool you, the Dominion powerball machine was hacked and resulted in fraudulent winning numbers.

@quantumleaper Жыл бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 I would have to add one thing, you have wit and brains, which you average Ratpublican has neither.

@abortretryfail9350 Жыл бұрын

@GamePapa I think conservatives in general have lost their collective sense of humor, they haven't been funny since the blue collar comedy tour.

@roseblake5803 Жыл бұрын

Joe was having the time of his life on Halloween. So nice to see.

@lolodee3528 Жыл бұрын

He asked an older boy his name, and then said, ”I’m Joe.”. Never fails to make me smile.

@heddyuriel Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂nothing like being able to laugh in the midst of all crazy going on. Keeps me sane!!!!!! Thank you as always Brilliant!!

@kardondo Жыл бұрын

That Joe Biden impersonation is top notch 👍👍thank you Mr Colbert.

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

Doctor Oz not knowing Pennsylvania isn't on the Atlantic Coast isn't that surprising when you remember 1) He still lists his primary residency in New Jersey, and 2) he owns more homes in Turkey then he does in Pennsylvania, which begs the question why he even bothered running for Senator from Pennsylvania in the 1st place?

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

Because it's an open seat and he's a TV celebrity, which is all it takes for the gop to fully embrace anyone. If Spongebob ran, I suspect he'd win with them too. I mean, look at Hershel Walker. 🙄

@davidweyant9356 Жыл бұрын

There's a journalist in Pennsylvania that Turkey's president wants extradited to Turkey. Oz is also a citizen of Turkey and is close friends with Turkey's president. Just a coincidence.

@Iluthra Жыл бұрын

And voters will still pick oz, Disgusting.

@edwardallenthree Жыл бұрын

I haven't been following the race, but isn't he still a citizen of Turkey? Dual citizenship is a wonderful thing, but not in a senator.

@jimcappa6815 Жыл бұрын

Maybe he just secretly admitted to believing in climate change and rising sea levels. But he probably just doesn't realize where Pennsylvania is.

@waynetaylor8082 Жыл бұрын

As an ACTUAL RESIDENT OF PENNSYLVANIA, I AM STILL LAUGHING!!!!! Steve, keep it coming.

@ogzombieblunt4626 Жыл бұрын

Rather vote for a guy that will be a alive in a year

@waynetaylor8082 Жыл бұрын

@@ogzombieblunt4626 Unlike the puppies Oz tortured?!!

@TighelanderII Жыл бұрын

The Supreme Court should now be called The Extreme Court.

@ogzombieblunt4626 Жыл бұрын

For enforcing equal treatment under the law?... what?

@ellenlandowski1659 Жыл бұрын

He is on fire tonight!!!!😄

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Жыл бұрын

So Elon, so much for FREE speech.

@dhanishta7824 Жыл бұрын

stephen kills it with biden's impersonation

@LucianAdonis Жыл бұрын

The sun smiled as if to say, "Don't worry, it'll all be over soon". And I am here for it.

@357CLOUDY Жыл бұрын

Yep.

@8088I Жыл бұрын

Offense is the 'only way' we make "Progress:" 👍 The way we cut through the scary Lies is by "Repetitiously" hitting them with truthful Facts

@dazenguile4215 Жыл бұрын

“It’s not easy being cheesy, Monterey Jack!” Oooowee, Mr. Colbert/Biden, that was smooth!

@cyrussoxlegion Жыл бұрын

If Dr. Oz loses, he pledges to try again in a few years in New Mexico…you know, the beaches of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

@cyrussoxlegion Жыл бұрын

@Alexandra Nakelski You’re absolutely right. 😁

@nalehale415 Жыл бұрын

A true leftard would make fun of the only logical choice. A true leftard would push all their chips to the center of the table and bet on a candidate who can't think or speak 🤣

@cyrussoxlegion Жыл бұрын

@@nalehale415 You mean like Trump or Herschel Walker ?

@MrPhotodoc Жыл бұрын

The opener was genius on another level. Either that or I just won the Powerball. Whoo hoo!

@dannidunn9302 Жыл бұрын

Best monologue ever!😂

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

"Taylor Swift, seen here learning about Kanye getting kicked out of a Sketchers." Yep, that's it folks! Give Stephen's writing team an Emmy! We're done here for the night!

@murrayflewelling1258 Жыл бұрын

The only reason Greg gutter at Fox is even competitive is because the channel is ground zero for his ilk ....When someone bragged about him being the leader of late night I checked it out and , the funniest thing about him is that he somehow has a large following of people that like bad jokes !

@charityquill4965 Жыл бұрын

lmao I would feel so smug if i was her. she's got all the slots in the top ten, now she can claim she's the "greatest of all time" 😎

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

@@murrayflewelling1258 Gutfeld's gotta be feeling good about his show's slot being "pre-emptied" to make way for more Hannity's incoherent ramblings.

@lolodee3528 Жыл бұрын

Taylor WHO?

@techguy943 Жыл бұрын

"We were getting ready to win this Emmy frankly we did win this Emmy But somewhere around 11pm there was a massive Emmy vote dump"

@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын

if I wasn't already refusing to use twitter, I'd stop using it.

@awoken1445 Жыл бұрын

I'm not on it either.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Жыл бұрын

I don't even know what twitter is being the fact I live in PA. Along the coast line. Seriously though I have no facebook page and do not know how you socialize on twitter. I may also be the only one in the world without a cell phone. Even Mennonite and Amish have cell phones.

@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 I resisted smartphones for a couple years before I decided I could goof off much more efficiently with one. but I stick to antisocial networking as a general rule. I also use an alternative to streaming where I pay one fee and all the major studios download their content to a recorder next to my TV and I watch at my leisure.

@communitygardener17 Жыл бұрын

Well, if the GOP SCOTUS eliminates discrimination in college admissions they will start with legacy admissions so they can free up space for qualified applicants.

@wrmlm37 Жыл бұрын

Oh,....if ONLY!

@jschuler53 Жыл бұрын

Community. Lagacy admissions? That sounds terrible, you mean like alumnuae offspring? Also usually there are many more qualified applicants for the good schools so they have to have another criterion. Why do you think we had the rich people college admission scandal, paying to get in ivy league universities.?

@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I look at my conservative friends and family and ask them, how did it ever get this bad? Of course we all know the moment it did. And they let it happen instead of standing up for actual conservative principles. Breaks my heart.

@davidgordon7673 Жыл бұрын

It's quite amazing how easily and quickly the human mind can be radicalized.

@lilwil-ns3uo Жыл бұрын

I wonder the same. It's crushing to have family who really want tRump's narrative as well as the other magats, to be true.

@Boaz833 Жыл бұрын

Most of my family are conservatives but they all voted for Biden in 2020 and say they plan to mostly vote democrat in 2022. They hate what Republicans have become. To put it in context, they believe that the greatest US politician and hero ever is John McCain. So u can understand why they came to hate trump and the republicans who let him destroy everything McCain fought and bled for. My family made it clear that while they still identify as conservatives and republicans they will never support or vote for anyone who still supports Trump, because trump is not a true republican. He's just a spoiled entitled televangelist type conman who just tells these ignorant uneducated backwater hicks whatever they want to hear just so he can gain more money and power. And these sheep fall for it everytime.

@pinnnkyton Жыл бұрын

What moment would that be my friend 😂? Cause as a canadian, you have looked to be on the same decline since 2001

@Ghoulwood Жыл бұрын

if you see them as people instead of either side and just let them know you love them all of it will fade idolatry is undone by showing people there are higher powers that arent people or even god you dont bow to a higher power you exist alongside it people are turned when they are afraid and dont understand how to manage fear i wish you and your family only the best 💖

@furball8967 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so much, that I'm going to rewatch it atleast 3 more times! Kudos to the writing team damn this was good!!

@FireElement7 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.

@nikolaipersad4098 Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@vinnythornton2930 Жыл бұрын

Except he's not

@AttyCPA1 Жыл бұрын

@@vinnythornton2930 Go try to do stand up comedy some time. I bet you will be a total failure. Drama is easy; Comedy is hard. --- ancient saying.

@MarthaRoseMoore415 Жыл бұрын

WORD.

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

@@vinnythornton2930 , jealous?

@teresathayn5170 Жыл бұрын

I still love Joe and his family!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

They are still a happier and less deplorable family then the Trumps!

@trueblue4069 Жыл бұрын

What would sway you towards 45 ? What an embarrassment

@ldifatta4001 Жыл бұрын

I love this man's "take" on politics...after a loooooong day of crazies politics!

@michaelcap9550 Жыл бұрын

If you like out of touch leftists.

@garryfimister6878 Жыл бұрын

Stephen's Bassoon duel on The Devil went down to Georgia is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

@dianaa5231 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OMG I can't... this man is way too funny!!!!

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

The only way this news would be more awesome is if Kanye had a record out at the same time that didn't chart at all. I'ma let ya finish indeed. In all ten slots! 😄

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

Elon really should pay Stephen King to write for Twitter as it is quickly becoming a horror story...

@pepijykyum Жыл бұрын

Oooooh good one👍

@murrayflewelling1258 Жыл бұрын

Tomorrow I am going to look for a good place to open a trade account and buy a short position .......that Twitter which increased 65 % since june.......will fall in the next few months is almost 100% certainty....)

@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын

I'm honestly surprised musk wasn't actually negotiating with the other Stephen King... Far more likely, birds of a feather and all...

@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ Жыл бұрын

Stephen's Biden impression never disappoints 🤣

@patton3338 Жыл бұрын

As a Philadelphia native, I highly approve of all these Pennsylvania based puns.

@rebeccawinters7244 Жыл бұрын

OMG! This was one of the funniest monologues! The Powerball bit 😂🤣

@fmonachello1 Жыл бұрын

Colbert's insightful comedy just gets better and better. Kudos to him and his writers for finding humor during these tragic and perilous times. Reminds us of better days.

@Kornknealious Жыл бұрын

Colbert is the reason we are in perilous times.

@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын

@@Kornknealious No, a false claim of a stolen election. A domestic terrorist attack on our country, an attempt to change the electors. Hundreds of stolen government documents. That is why we are here.

@DMKRP Жыл бұрын

@@Kornknealious you need a safe room to deal with comedy and reality.

@Kornknealious Жыл бұрын

@@sweett2185 there is zero evidence for any of those claims.

@aikenodubitan5256 Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, yes! He's ACTUALLY getting better!

@DB46811 Жыл бұрын

Omg, the lotto bit was GOLD! ✨✨✨

@tonyshoemaker5218 Жыл бұрын

This has to be one of his best monologues yet. Both the PowerBall Steal, and the Biden bit, along with the PA song titles, was priceless!

@frankaaaa384 Жыл бұрын

STOP the lotto ball count.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@_PatrickStar Жыл бұрын

even if he split 1 billion 95%/5%, each audience member at full capacity of 400 guests would still get $125,000

@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?

@kurtschrieber8556 Жыл бұрын

Well you don’t actually win that in one lump sum, it’s over 25 years. But you can take the option but at the current fed interest I would probably take the 45 mil a year , otherwise it would be 700 but after 35% tax your down to 470 ish . Chump change

@elaexplorer Жыл бұрын

@@jessetorres8738 I got a ticket today, and briefly considered getting his numbers.

@Zimani08 Жыл бұрын

For the next drawing a LOT of people are going to pick his numbers

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Man, what I could do with that...

@kayaleandreaspencer631 Жыл бұрын

Stephen went in on the Big Lie tonight!! He took me all the way out!!

@kayaleandreaspencer631 Жыл бұрын

@JZ's BFF No, I think your assessment is right on the money (pardon the pun😉). Now what I'm trying to understand is do all of these MAGA folks really believe everything he says or are most of them just ashamed they got dooped by a "Confidence Man" and to proud / stubborn to turn back now. What do you think?

@lw3269 Жыл бұрын

I love how a billionaire is trying to negotiate $12 per month with Stephen King. Does he really think $20 per month is the real issue for a millionaire?

@blueXcss Жыл бұрын

Probably yes ,millionaires are notoriously cheap

@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын

Money can't buy a billionaire brains. (Or talent. Or a personality. Or compassion.) So of course the point is going to SOAR over his big, fat head with its terrible haircuts...

@productdesign9626 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, leading the company by way of public thought bubble. Remind you of anyone?

@ogzombieblunt4626 Жыл бұрын

If you thought he was negotiating then you are lost, he goaded a a leftist to look like a champaigne socialist by making him complain about 20 dollars a month. Pretty funny

@productdesign9626 Жыл бұрын

@@ogzombieblunt4626 if you think King's problem was with the amount of money, you're as dumb as Elon. He will not give the idiot dollar one on principle. What actually happened is that Elon floated a stupid idea, then immediately back-pedalled and reduced the price by 60% the instant there was any pushback. And apparently he doesn't know how much he is hated, because even he didn't realise he could have said "How about 8 cents" and still not won the negotiation.

@nicholasstocker6866 Жыл бұрын

The way the Sun smiled just made my day! 🥰

@boarder6246 Жыл бұрын

So cute

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but his tweets are so antiterran.

@sbccmichaelkelly Жыл бұрын

I just want a 20 minute monologue, unless we can get the 10:41 6 days a week. Willing to negotiate.

@nickrich56 Жыл бұрын

Ditto Mike !👍

@lawrencemaweu Жыл бұрын

That is just Mr. Colbert at his best.

@TreeCutterDoug Жыл бұрын

Emmy winning monologue, if I've ever seen one.

@edwardallenthree Жыл бұрын

Musk is the kind of guy who believes that the band should have to pay the cover fee at the club.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Or boozing them up before telling them that the drinks were not complimentary.

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

Such a perfect last name for a creature who stinks badly, in every aspect.

@EF-fc4du Жыл бұрын

No one goes to Twitter to be entertained by blue checks. No one.

@JohnSmith-pn2vl Жыл бұрын

wow, you really have no clue what you are talking about, he is clearly not that guy at all.

@itsd0nk Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-pn2vl I found Elon’s burner account!

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Clearly, it's time to storm Florida Lottery headquarters in Tallahassee!

@JonnoPlays Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time. Perfect analogy 👌 💯

@danoduncan1763 Жыл бұрын

the stop the steal on powerball is both hilarious and frightening to us in the rest of the world... how can people like Stephen and his fans even exist in that country ?!?!?... 😳

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

Most of us in the US are like Stephen and his fans. Unfortunately, the MAGAts are a very loud, obnoxious, and heavily armed minority.

@danoduncan1763 Жыл бұрын

@@davidlundquist1979 ... well, drumpf was elected so I'd have to say at least a good majority of americans are not like Stephen and his fans... with the way your mid-terms are going, it seems that "minority" holds quite a sway of power even to this day... glad to know there are a few of you there though, I wish you all well... 🙂

@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies Жыл бұрын

@@danoduncan1763 Unfortunately, not even the majority voted for Cheeto Head the first time, he lost the popular vote, but due to an archaic system we have in place called the Electoral College, which makes some state's votes worth more than others, he won anyway. And frankly, I'm convinced that had it been anybody other than Hillary as his opponent, we would have been fine. Instead, Republicans we able to drum up a bunch of misinformation against her to get voters to vote for The Great Dumpster Fire and the Democrats just... Felt she was out of touch. And she still led by so much in all the polls that a lot of Democrats didn't bother voting (stupid). While Piss Potato might have a few hundred thousand really vocal, violent supporters, I would certainly say that most folks don't actively like him, and even many Republicans only vote for him because their other option is a Democrat. Which I think is ridiculously selfish, racist, and out-of-touch, but try to tell them that.

@danoduncan1763 Жыл бұрын

@@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies I agree wholeheartily... the GOP is madness for you guys... it's horrible you only have the two choices... things aren't perfect here but anyone that tries to hold or run for office is carefully scrutinized and there is no way they hold or run for said office even if they have a minor chink in their armor... absolutely the opposite in your country... I'm gladdened to know there are americans like you that keep trying... :)

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

@@danoduncan1763 Yes, he was elected, because we use an anachronistic electoral college system that should have been discarded 150 years ago, and it gave him the win even though he got 3 million fewer votes than his opponent. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for him being the people's choice. Plus, the party of the sitting president almost always loses seats in the midterms, because most Americans don't actually understand how their own political system works, and they expect instant results when a new president is elected. Also not a convincing argument.

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Monty Python knows more about haggling in “Life Of Brian” than Elon Musk.

@tonygunk1886 Жыл бұрын

The first couple minutes is so absolutely spot on 😂😂

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Elon Musk wants users to pay for his blunder of paying too much for Twitter. 💸

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

Soon, that's going to be like 3 people floating the thing along. 🙄

@catlady443 Жыл бұрын

Well I never used it anyway

@MartianManHunter7 Жыл бұрын

If you're not paying it for it, but you are using it, you are the product

@Nevertoleave Жыл бұрын

He just needs 5.5 billion people to buy it once to pay for it

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Duuuh....and he's supposed to be this great businessman

@sandytrunks Жыл бұрын

@3:10 That was a fantastic free-wheeling bit. Whoever wrote that should get a free bag of potato chips! 😄

@KP-fq1ni Жыл бұрын

This monologue is another level!!!

@viewfromthehighchair9391 Жыл бұрын

I dropped Twitter months ago. Elon can definitely GFH!!!

@lisamareeaccary5132 Жыл бұрын

Stephan never fails to make me laugh a true clever comic genius !

@angeladawn805 Жыл бұрын

Laughed waaay too hard at that Oboe transcript 🤣🤣

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Correction: Stephen didn’t even pull out his calculator to work out Elon breaking even for buying Twitter.

@ursaltydog Жыл бұрын

This is classic!

@nicholasstocker6866 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know what America would look like after 2024. And at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

@duanemartin1383 Жыл бұрын

At this rate under dumbocrat rule….a lot worse than 2022.

@cherylsibson2529 Жыл бұрын

If life was unscripted you crafted the power ball one so well!

@balazon2000 Жыл бұрын

This has to be the BEST monologue he's ever done. I laughed the entire time. GREAT JOB writers for the content and the delivery for Stephen. OMG the pillow!!!! ROFL

@michellebroadley741 Жыл бұрын

Love Stephen King. Lives about HR north but mainers don't bother each other u go boy!

@renardleblanc5556 Жыл бұрын

@8:15 -ish... If that's not the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros 3, come to devour us all, I'm a penguins uncle. 😆

@forexcobar7273 Жыл бұрын

Best monologue ever

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Well, he'd have had to have been to Pennsylvania to know that.. and I'm not sure he's even been there.. I'm half sure he's done all his rallies there via green screen from his old show's studio.

@annsanse2935 Жыл бұрын

who's the better student -- the one who excelled in school and was given every opportunity life could imagine, or the one who excelled despite having had every adversity imaginable thrown at them?

@duanemartin1383 Жыл бұрын

For a hypothetical question…that’s a good one that cannot be answered objectively. So let the bias begin….

@rblover2466 Жыл бұрын

The one who never thinks they know everything.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Жыл бұрын

What would deny one to educate themselves no matter what adversity.

@duanemartin1383 Жыл бұрын

….. besides the fact you present only two “types” of students, it begins to show your prejudice.

@swisstroll3 Жыл бұрын

@@rblover2466 As you get more specific in your advanced education, you’ll learn more and more about less and less. You have arrived when you know everything about nothing.

@lauriefrancisco1084 Жыл бұрын

Once again, hats off to the Late Show writers. Of course, they need Stephen's delivery, but that's why they're perfect for one another! The Power Ball parady was priceless! But labeling Oz in that ridic pic of him "corn mime" was a surprisingly good chuckle! Gotta love the minds that that kinda stuff comes from! (I know, I ended my sentence with a preposition, but the proper way just sounded too snooty!)

@meh8982 Жыл бұрын

It's okay to speak English instead of Snoot.

@carlaherring8051 Жыл бұрын

Stephen King's tweet 🤣🤣 love it!

@N1BNfilms Жыл бұрын

Brilliant monologue!

@xs10086 Жыл бұрын

This is a bloody long built up to a fantastic joke.😂

@letsgo4740 Жыл бұрын

That Biden impersonation was top drawer jack

@geoplaku6104 Жыл бұрын

Stephen I did wach about 2 minutes and twenty seconds of your show and I went back to watched again and again! Right on the point Stephen! Amazing opening!