Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Back On Twitter | Mike Lindell Thinks He Has A Shot At RNC Chair

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Жыл бұрын

Elon Musk’s new rules for Twitter have allowed Covid misinformation back on the platform, as well as previously-banned users like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Elsewhere in the GOP, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is throwing his hat in the ring for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
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@fodetoure1576
@fodetoure1576 Жыл бұрын
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥
@scottsmyth87ss
@scottsmyth87ss Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@cherinoelke
@cherinoelke Жыл бұрын
Absolute friggin mic drop!
@strife0212
@strife0212 Жыл бұрын
yup just silence people for the opinions we dont like- every democrat
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Жыл бұрын
@@maceyschitzs9093 no
@geoffbacka3800
@geoffbacka3800 Жыл бұрын
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!
@TSIRKLAND
@TSIRKLAND Жыл бұрын
Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse Жыл бұрын
excellent
@H240909
@H240909 Жыл бұрын
@@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.
@jane-ellendesomma6097
@jane-ellendesomma6097 Жыл бұрын
@@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.
@moore4807
@moore4807 Жыл бұрын
@@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter. America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
@wednesday8397
@wednesday8397 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did
@dafinaglgrrrr8565
@dafinaglgrrrr8565 Жыл бұрын
I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future
@paulpincott3463
@paulpincott3463 Жыл бұрын
GL31JR u u
@paulpincott3463
@paulpincott3463 Жыл бұрын
Aaa 12*split
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs Жыл бұрын
MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.
@1Kent
@1Kent Жыл бұрын
She's the queen of the dipshits.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын
Exactly how professional is she?
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Жыл бұрын
@Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.
@EvesRevenge
@EvesRevenge Жыл бұрын
F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!
@joergmaass
@joergmaass Жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...
@immenseofperspectives8295
@immenseofperspectives8295 Жыл бұрын
"Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣
@sinistar99
@sinistar99 Жыл бұрын
"They're after me Musky Charms!" Died.
@nicolebragg1171
@nicolebragg1171 Жыл бұрын
The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Жыл бұрын
It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@customer5032
@customer5032 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
@@customer5032 what do u mean
@thomasdones4208
@thomasdones4208 Жыл бұрын
Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?
@liraloo
@liraloo Жыл бұрын
Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!
@tomcostello8220
@tomcostello8220 Жыл бұрын
Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.
@whitehouseplumber
@whitehouseplumber Жыл бұрын
@@tomcostello8220 😂
@1hawtMetz
@1hawtMetz Жыл бұрын
WHAT.
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Жыл бұрын
@@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.
@marcodebarkingville1827
@marcodebarkingville1827 Жыл бұрын
"the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣
@jc199159
@jc199159 Жыл бұрын
“-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.” I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.
@eily_b
@eily_b Жыл бұрын
I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@OpenMindArtist
@OpenMindArtist Жыл бұрын
And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...
@seakr9838
@seakr9838 Жыл бұрын
Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.
@brininahoward5445
@brininahoward5445 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely great comment
@Sheeler-Bey
@Sheeler-Bey Жыл бұрын
And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.
@t.nelson9345
@t.nelson9345 Жыл бұрын
That's a good ones.
@ExodusDawning
@ExodusDawning Жыл бұрын
@@t.nelson9345 p
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Жыл бұрын
Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Жыл бұрын
I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...
@stephaniecornwell8766
@stephaniecornwell8766 Жыл бұрын
I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.
@somebodynamedsomething9751
@somebodynamedsomething9751 Жыл бұрын
@@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Жыл бұрын
@@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.
@somebodynamedsomething9751
@somebodynamedsomething9751 Жыл бұрын
@@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.
@cgoebbert
@cgoebbert Жыл бұрын
I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏
@marchamill
@marchamill Жыл бұрын
Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.
@kroken5819
@kroken5819 Жыл бұрын
@@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".
@Leeohlin89
@Leeohlin89 Жыл бұрын
@allanford2663
@allanford2663 Жыл бұрын
You sure are cute
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Жыл бұрын
"Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk". Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!
@kalimaxine
@kalimaxine Жыл бұрын
I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Жыл бұрын
I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Жыл бұрын
MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”
@artemmandrob
@artemmandrob Жыл бұрын
There once was a platform caller twitter It was perfect for the angry and bitter Just send a quick note To sink someone’s boat While sitting atop of your shitter
@evenflowsteven
@evenflowsteven Жыл бұрын
“They’re after me musky charms.” 😂
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.
@billfoster5257
@billfoster5257 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Жыл бұрын
You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Жыл бұрын
@@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.
@jamesirwin8917
@jamesirwin8917 Жыл бұрын
Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!
@stephaniecornwell8766
@stephaniecornwell8766 Жыл бұрын
I hate it when they aren’t on!!!
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Жыл бұрын
MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself. And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Жыл бұрын
She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.
@richardthurmond7103
@richardthurmond7103 Жыл бұрын
A lot!!!!
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight Жыл бұрын
Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'. I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either. I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food. This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted. Wake up, America.
@TheAlanX2
@TheAlanX2 Жыл бұрын
Do u ever wonder...who does support her?
@Libbathegreat
@Libbathegreat Жыл бұрын
We're gonna need more baskets.
@torntokoroa3357
@torntokoroa3357 Жыл бұрын
Please Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.
@janicebritton4461
@janicebritton4461 Жыл бұрын
Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@alphabetsoup3610
@alphabetsoup3610 Жыл бұрын
Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Жыл бұрын
By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!
@simonmarlan8528
@simonmarlan8528 Жыл бұрын
Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.
@Wunderlustgirl
@Wunderlustgirl Жыл бұрын
@@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦
@B1ibrab3aUty
@B1ibrab3aUty Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight Жыл бұрын
And that brass section! Wow!
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc Жыл бұрын
I know right?
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Жыл бұрын
Recent examples of hate speech: -If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job! -Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots! -Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them! -If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!
@karlosdelacruz3803
@karlosdelacruz3803 Жыл бұрын
Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.
@WalterStahlhelm
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for. I can't wait. 🙂
@kufitop
@kufitop Жыл бұрын
What a banger of a monologue!
@petegarza2025
@petegarza2025 Жыл бұрын
Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱
@DjiemYT
@DjiemYT Жыл бұрын
The Three Stooges
@Opus313
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!
@escutus
@escutus Жыл бұрын
It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.
@muellerphyllis
@muellerphyllis Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thedaveandjimshow3809
@thedaveandjimshow3809 Жыл бұрын
I'm the Pillow Fight Master!
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Жыл бұрын
My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.
@SW-dg9us
@SW-dg9us Жыл бұрын
Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?
@aaronharding2960
@aaronharding2960 Жыл бұрын
Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery
@juanmoa2259
@juanmoa2259 Жыл бұрын
The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Worldbuilder
@Worldbuilder Жыл бұрын
“But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂
@CDKrenik
@CDKrenik Жыл бұрын
I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Жыл бұрын
You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Жыл бұрын
I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.
@auggieeast
@auggieeast Жыл бұрын
We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.
@siena2248
@siena2248 Жыл бұрын
Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire
@DanStrayer
@DanStrayer Жыл бұрын
Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽
@channelforwhat
@channelforwhat Жыл бұрын
'...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by ' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Жыл бұрын
OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!
@xLordOfNothingx
@xLordOfNothingx Жыл бұрын
blink twice if you are allright
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Жыл бұрын
@@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@geerid
@geerid Жыл бұрын
Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?
@adamfanalways
@adamfanalways Жыл бұрын
Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@cynthiacoker3880
@cynthiacoker3880 Жыл бұрын
fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…
@squirrelcottage4052
@squirrelcottage4052 Жыл бұрын
I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^
@charlottepetersel8288
@charlottepetersel8288 Жыл бұрын
@@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.
@spankduncan1114
@spankduncan1114 Жыл бұрын
@@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.
@juanitacruz6015
@juanitacruz6015 Жыл бұрын
@@cynthiacoker3880 Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.
@denisewells6856
@denisewells6856 Жыл бұрын
I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!
@timreeves8937
@timreeves8937 Жыл бұрын
He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.
@paoist
@paoist Жыл бұрын
International treasure!
@andrearoosth564
@andrearoosth564 Жыл бұрын
Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@jeromesims
@jeromesims Жыл бұрын
"Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 Жыл бұрын
I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿
@sugerbean4800
@sugerbean4800 Жыл бұрын
I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!
@rogeramos8052
@rogeramos8052 Жыл бұрын
It’s the new “is potato” 😂
@johnstephan7680
@johnstephan7680 Жыл бұрын
Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 Жыл бұрын
steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@coldcampaign2058
@coldcampaign2058 Жыл бұрын
Protect Colbert at ALL costs.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.
@eneobande7433
@eneobande7433 Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire
@xXEGPXx
@xXEGPXx Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman
@user-vj4ih9pp9z
@user-vj4ih9pp9z Жыл бұрын
@@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.
@True-Patriot
@True-Patriot Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 Жыл бұрын
Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!
@heckzotica
@heckzotica Жыл бұрын
When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.
@patrickbrumm4120
@patrickbrumm4120 Жыл бұрын
that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.
@samuraigundam0079
@samuraigundam0079 Жыл бұрын
How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing? He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye. Seth Meyers gets it.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 Жыл бұрын
@@samuraigundam0079 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fa2eZZiGt6_Xo2w.html&ab_channel=527dannyb
@samuraigundam0079
@samuraigundam0079 Жыл бұрын
@@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.
@markgentry6688
@markgentry6688 Жыл бұрын
The most hilarious monolog I have heard a while. Great job !
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Жыл бұрын
Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Жыл бұрын
Lowered Expectations.
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Жыл бұрын
@@dkamphaus43 ?
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenstephen7371 Thanks for your intro, Stephen Colbert, thank you
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
@@vickiedixon9745 do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp or Gmail
@SamuraiFoochs
@SamuraiFoochs Жыл бұрын
"Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.
@sunlightcat6974
@sunlightcat6974 Жыл бұрын
OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!
@Jack-ms3so
@Jack-ms3so Жыл бұрын
Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!
@andeechristian9436
@andeechristian9436 Жыл бұрын
Love the last sneaky bit calling out Mayor Adams! Well played👏
@yeroca
@yeroca Жыл бұрын
I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Жыл бұрын
I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Жыл бұрын
@@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb
@lisaspikes4291
@lisaspikes4291 Жыл бұрын
I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.
@mdouglaswray
@mdouglaswray Жыл бұрын
I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen
@floguitarfreak
@floguitarfreak Жыл бұрын
thank you for that Kenga Magjike bit, it made my day hearing my favourite comedian speaking my mother tongue! Faleminderit Stephen!
@lanceamillion
@lanceamillion Жыл бұрын
😃😃😃😁That was a good one, Steven!!!👏👏👏👏👏👊👊👊👊
@pucknorris3473
@pucknorris3473 Жыл бұрын
As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .
@mori1bund
@mori1bund Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see Stephen do a Freddie Mercury impersonation during one of his monologues 😁😁😂😂
@asmith8692
@asmith8692 Жыл бұрын
Better than Mike Pillow.
@customer5032
@customer5032 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! 😂🤣
@WalterStahlhelm
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
@@asmith8692 Who is white and bad because of it.
@WalterStahlhelm
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
He already impersonates Freddy in his other habits.
@deborahnaybor2233
@deborahnaybor2233 Жыл бұрын
One of your best monologues ever.
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Жыл бұрын
Compared to what?
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@theduder2617
@theduder2617 Жыл бұрын
@@dkamphaus43 Well... how about you take a few hours to think about the very question you asked. What on this planet could you possibly imagine this monologue was being compared to if it were not being compared to previous monologues Stephen performed on this very show? Do you think it was being compared to an apple? Perhaps a car? Reading comprehension. It's not as if a whole lot is being asked nor expected. Your failed attempt to judge another's personal opinion has been detected. Try respectable, civilized discussion from here on out if you wish not to be called out.
@pld4444
@pld4444 Жыл бұрын
Best JIG I've seen in years Mr. Colbert. Nice!
@josephwheeler8753
@josephwheeler8753 Жыл бұрын
Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Жыл бұрын
Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
@randallbolt9193
@randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in
@AndrewAMartin
@AndrewAMartin Жыл бұрын
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...
@irenemax3574
@irenemax3574 Жыл бұрын
Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.
@laras678
@laras678 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.
@howsier
@howsier Жыл бұрын
That's the American way...complain and do nothing
@kamanama3671
@kamanama3671 Жыл бұрын
I never use Twitter ever but I have an account. When I found out Marjorie Taylor Greene was back on and what she had said about saying whatever she wanted she was going to test free-speech. This is what I did. I called her to see you next Tuesday without using the word see you next Tuesday starts with the letter C ends with the letter T. I referenced the free-speech part and what she had said in my tweet it took them 25 minutes to yank me off Twitter and disable my account. I was laughing so incredibly hard, but it felt so good that somebody saw it. I still think she’s a see you next Tuesday.
@WhatNow58
@WhatNow58 Жыл бұрын
I got permanently banned on Twitter for trashing her as well. They would not reinstate my account in so called “ redemption “ week. It is just going to become another alt right voice like tRumps unTruth Social 🤮
@joanneweiss3864
@joanneweiss3864 Жыл бұрын
OMG you're brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
@drumlessons833
@drumlessons833 Жыл бұрын
The real question is: should you have been censored for what you said?
@WhatNow58
@WhatNow58 Жыл бұрын
@@drumlessons833 probably but they’re targeting liberals on twitter
@drumlessons833
@drumlessons833 Жыл бұрын
@@WhatNow58 I disagree. She should not have been censored. People like MTG, or Kanye, or Trump should be allowed to spew their drivel. Open discourse is the best way to address, dismantle, and oppose fascist views. Censorship is like toxic gas. It may be tempting at times, but the wind always changes eventually. The very ideology of censorship has been espoused by the people Kanye supports, ironically, and it's only through open discourse that such hypocrisy and indefensible beliefs can be most effectively rejected.
@tiffanyroberson9773
@tiffanyroberson9773 Жыл бұрын
You would think someone so full of hot air would understand gas exchange, MTG is a mess 🤦‍♀️
@thefourshowflip
@thefourshowflip Жыл бұрын
If an underwear can’t stop a fart…how do you expect Kevlar to stop a bullet?? HAH!! That’s one point for me
@scottsmyth87ss
@scottsmyth87ss Жыл бұрын
Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol
@wendydabee
@wendydabee Жыл бұрын
This is so much fun coming back to (the 8$ verification fee fiasco) this after a few months. Still hilarious!
@joywilhide
@joywilhide Жыл бұрын
I removed Twitter from my phone after the lastime I got a notice about a Lauren Boebert post.
@susan174
@susan174 Жыл бұрын
Gotta say: MTG never disappoints. She is capable of lowering the bar for civility, ignorance, and truth despite how low it has gone.
@hx8mx
@hx8mx Жыл бұрын
Start digging holes to China 🤨
@caseyjones9716
@caseyjones9716 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention her lack of understanding of molecular science.
@taralohman6492
@taralohman6492 Жыл бұрын
@@caseyjones9716or any other kind of science
@allenlovell1604
@allenlovell1604 Жыл бұрын
But can she limbo under the limbo pole? Or is that an improvement ? LOL
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Жыл бұрын
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@tmelitta51
@tmelitta51 Жыл бұрын
I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off
@TheNeoVid
@TheNeoVid Жыл бұрын
Exploding robots... Finally, we get a new reason to use the term "blow-up doll."
@Ravenzpeak
@Ravenzpeak Жыл бұрын
"and purple nazi's"....LOL! I love the little jig at the end 😆
@davidmiller4594
@davidmiller4594 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"
@usaskjock
@usaskjock Жыл бұрын
This was one of the absolute best monologues
@DieTinBach
@DieTinBach Жыл бұрын
Cute that Stephen thinks he looks like Freddie Mercury. But let's be honest. He really looks more like Ned Flanders.
@teddzagan5178
@teddzagan5178 Жыл бұрын
That stash is a throwback to Strangers With Candy LOL!
@davidgordon7673
@davidgordon7673 Жыл бұрын
Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!
@alexanderburawa9307
@alexanderburawa9307 Жыл бұрын
New name for mtg: queen of facts or perhaps just simply fart queen. Way to go margie!
@Lanearndt
@Lanearndt Жыл бұрын
The sooner all these lunatics tear down the social media machine the better!!
@ruthmelicharles5062
@ruthmelicharles5062 Жыл бұрын
Is it fair to say that Stephen Colbert is the best at this? I think it is. His delivery is hilariously amazing.
@battlebeard2041
@battlebeard2041 Жыл бұрын
Similarly to how my underwear prevents me dusting my family with fecal particles… a mask catches some of the spew when a sick person sneezes. Mind blowing how some people are interested in helping others stay healthy rather than entirely their own concerns.
@billyshithead3139
@billyshithead3139 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 man, that is so goddam gross, but hilarious as hell!
@eroraf8637
@eroraf8637 Жыл бұрын
That, and there’s also the fact that hydrogen sulfide, one of the main stinky components of farts, is WAY tinier than a virus particle. There’s a big difference between blocking aerosols and blocking individual aromatic molecules.
@michaelg3088
@michaelg3088 Жыл бұрын
I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.
@bryanspindle4455
@bryanspindle4455 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@penguinjoe1961
@penguinjoe1961 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I saw that MTG tweet. I just shook my head at the time and posted .... "And... they're off!". I was expecting the stupidity level to rise exponentially. I wasn't disappointed.
@Lanwarder
@Lanwarder Жыл бұрын
I don't want that "I'm dancing with that chicken" bit to ever end please
@aunt_cami2650
@aunt_cami2650 Жыл бұрын
Steven cracks me up - thanks for your great jokes!
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart Жыл бұрын
GIve credits where credits are due. Most of those are from his great writers. But Stephen gets credit for executing them flawlessly.
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Жыл бұрын
Things sure are interesting. I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Жыл бұрын
@Glenn Davey ikr? 1638 was a total trash year. And the 1340s.. the entire decade can be scratched as a loss.
@donaldindividual-1
@donaldindividual-1 Жыл бұрын
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse 🐁. The Lights at Mar A Lardo were bright red and blue, Prosecutors with handcuffs were looking for you know who?
@sclaw954
@sclaw954 Жыл бұрын
and LOVE YOU FROM SC!!!
@utah133
@utah133 Жыл бұрын
Mike Lindell is a perfect fit for RNC chair!
@DelightLovesMovies
@DelightLovesMovies Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Taylor Green farted? I'm so sorry...I thought that was her breath.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me she doesn't walk on her hands and that's not an ass? I learn something new every day...
@hollylandis4818
@hollylandis4818 Жыл бұрын
Probably is1🤣
@bryanspindle4455
@bryanspindle4455 Жыл бұрын
Well when you talk out of your ass like she does......
@katnhat7695
@katnhat7695 Жыл бұрын
Steven, Steven, Steven... oh my... how shall I put this... New Jersey is the Garden State... California is the Golden State!
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Жыл бұрын
Does anybody else think Lindell's mustache makes it look like he's about two steps away from tying Nell to the train tracks?
@heckzotica
@heckzotica Жыл бұрын
Ha! Totally!
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Жыл бұрын
Snidely Whiplash.
@morebirdsandroses
@morebirdsandroses Жыл бұрын
Nicely 👍 done😂😂😂😂
@joeybaby.
@joeybaby. Жыл бұрын
I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .
@kiriuxeosa8716
@kiriuxeosa8716 Жыл бұрын
Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die
@ejahello4223
@ejahello4223 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Colbert is the best 💜💜
@patrioticnotblind
@patrioticnotblind Жыл бұрын
Poor Georgia. Between green and walker, they don't have a chance.
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.
@CP-mb7ly
@CP-mb7ly Жыл бұрын
Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t
@djtdub1
@djtdub1 Жыл бұрын
Or new depths.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Жыл бұрын
@Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart. She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 Жыл бұрын
Because divorce matters.
@BlackGuardXIII
@BlackGuardXIII Жыл бұрын
She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын
Oh Stephen , please don’t ever leave us !!! I do not think I could find nearly so much to laugh about in this world today 🤣I like the Stash .. but I bet Evie would veto it hahaha 😂 such a wonderful monologue , by my count , it’s the 4 th one this week !! You sir are rocking it props to the writers too !
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Жыл бұрын
He won't as long as there are stupid people to watch he will have a job and continue
@crosstudio
@crosstudio Жыл бұрын
so now that twitter can go back to being a garbage fire what does that mean for Parlor and Truth Social?
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын
The stashe 🤣!
@waasupbuddy
@waasupbuddy Жыл бұрын
We are the champions you floored me Stephen :)) Funny judicious and endearing, it’s always a treat to find a new video. Thank you and your team
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Жыл бұрын
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
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