Trump’s Low-Quality USA Bibles | Ronna McDaniel Is Terrible

Trump’s Low-Quality USA Bibles | Ronna McDaniel Is Terrible | RNC’s Big Lie Litmus Test

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The former president wants to make America pray again, NBC parted ways with Ronna McDaniel mere days after announcing her hiring, and her former employer, the Republican National Committee, will only hire people who swear the 2020 election was rigged.
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@lindaburns2568 Ай бұрын

How sick is America if they are not ashamed of Trump. He would not be tolerated in any other country

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

Dunno about that... you've got other sparkling personalities like Ghaddafi, Hussein, Idi Amin, Putin . . .

@WillieWeed Ай бұрын

Probably because America is the only modern country without law's against cult's. It's why we have legal slavery across the country who we all pay the taxes for. Need law's protecting the people from these cults like scientology and maga

@goonigoogoo5868 Ай бұрын

that is because here in Europe we are better educated and informed . Americans get their information from social media and are for the most uneducated and over religious dummies . trump takes advantage of this. that is how that happened

@loricrawford1952 Ай бұрын

So true, most of the world's leaders are horrified and incredulous that half of America may vote for him AGAIN.

@lindaburns2568 Ай бұрын

@@jpdemer5 hard and cruel men but Trump is definitely the most stupid. That's what happens when men who shouldn't be within a yard of power who are incapable of handling it

@trishnace2253 Ай бұрын

I'm so sick of Trump, sick of his lies and contemptuous behavior. Lock him up already!!

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Ай бұрын

Same, here.

@hitchensghost Ай бұрын

If you're rich , they let you do it.

@bethbrooks8197 Ай бұрын

Me too. I cant stand him

@meghankeller4871 Ай бұрын

If he doesn’t get locked up, Father Time will eventually step in

@w84q12 Ай бұрын

I'm so sick of Stephen Colbert, sick of his lies and contemptuous behavior. Send him back to Canada already!! 193

@CKLee-rs4kl Ай бұрын

Someone said, not too long ago, and I paraphrase,..."Fascism will come to this country wrapped in the US flag and holding a Bible." Here he is and he's told you over and over who he is.

@rev.rachel Ай бұрын

@tadonplane8265 Ай бұрын

Donald “Duce” Trump

@bob-zi1eb Ай бұрын

Honest Don has never been held accountable for any of his business failures. From Trump casino his last publicly listed company that went bankrupt and was delisted to Trump University, Trump the board game and Trump Steak. All real failed Trump business ventures I kid you not. There was also Trump Airlines.

@Acadia26 Ай бұрын

Well, when every child is made to recite a pledge of allegiance every day, you're laying the foundation of extreme nationalism which is part and parcel of fascism. That and the brainwashing of the USA being the greatest nation on Earth when it's anything but for the vast majority of its population.

@ileneplantone3817 Ай бұрын

No secret who the ANTI CHRIST IS

@Kristbjorg-Nymann Ай бұрын

Trump Bibles. Wow. *WOW* What a time to be alive....it's my birthday. My wish is that BIDEN WILL BEAT THE HELL out of 45 and we take the Senate & House in 2024.

@chillybbbee747 Ай бұрын

Happy Birthday!!!! Your birthday wish are the same as my prayers!!!! I hope you had a great birthday!!!

@Kristbjorg-Nymann Ай бұрын

@@chillybbbee747 Ohhhh blessings to you & THANK YOU! Our prayers will be answered! BIDEN WILL WIN!!

@soniainnit3773 Ай бұрын

From your mouth to God's ear!!!

@jaysuherwanto1670 Ай бұрын

Ameeen. Vote blue all the way

@ronaldpauze9260 Ай бұрын

Happy Birthday

@NarturArkano Ай бұрын

Trump claiming that every American should have a bible in their homes truly proves how he hasn't read the First Amendment.

@Chulitatr Ай бұрын

lmfao hahahaha good one!

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

Which should be easy to do…the constitution is in that Bible 😂

@NarturArkano Ай бұрын

@@publicuser2534 They sell them together and ignore the contents of both.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

If every American ACTUALLY READ the Bible (like Aesop's' Fables) they would be doing ALL sorts of INHUMAN, IDIOTIC PRANKS! Much of the Bible HAS NOTHING to do with MORALITY! If it's "In The Bible" or "The Constitution", ANY ATROSITY CAN BE "accepted"!

@rhettcujo9006 Ай бұрын

No he ignores and think he is above the first amendment

@KyreAdept Ай бұрын

"He has to have a lot of Bibles because every time he holds one it bursts into flames." Oh, Stephen, that is priceless!

@ianthesoccerref Ай бұрын

I had that joke pegged when he opened it to view the centerfold.

@Slo-ryde Ай бұрын

The writers are top notch

@outdoorswalker3744 Ай бұрын

We need a clip of just that

@invisiblepinkunicorn7626 Ай бұрын

😂

@lyndasmith593 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@1927su Ай бұрын

“ Peddling Bibles doesn’t make you a Christian any more then peddling Kirby makes you a vacuum cleaner “….

@takaorobinson8719 Ай бұрын

Well said. But comparing the Bible to a Kirby vacuum? The Kirby actually works.

@B_Bodziak Ай бұрын

Trump and his Bible... both have stories of rape, incest, and hate...

@B_Bodziak Ай бұрын

Trump and his Bible... Both have stories of rape, incest, swindling and hate

@matthewconrad2908 Ай бұрын

His mouth is also a carpet and furniture adapter brush attachment disguised as a jurors box

@anthonyschlott916 Ай бұрын

The international fraternity of Kirby is suing you over this comment. You have been challenged to trial by Super Smash Bros... Melee.

@CarrotDemonExorcist Ай бұрын

Instead of separation of church and state we get a marriage between the church and hate.

@shermanculbertson6244 Ай бұрын

Trump acting like he’s a Christian makes me sick. It’s like someone saying they’re a veteran just because they participated in a Revolutionary War reenactment.

@markrobinowitz8473 Ай бұрын

Civil War reenactment.

@lindagrigsby8669 Ай бұрын

Like getting a discount at a store for being a veteran and you didn’t serve because of heel spurs. He’s so disgusting 🤮

@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын

He is a Christian. Better than most of the other posers

@tuyenle8107 Ай бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@terasesnyder1626 Ай бұрын

My nephew brags about serving, but got kicked out of boot camp . Really upsetting.

@debbybridge7064 Ай бұрын

Sickening that Trump is grifting off the Bible. And putting the Constitution and other Federal documents in the Bible is soooo wrong! He makes me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@sudsy7131 Ай бұрын

Gotten down too grifting off the Bible. Lower than a snakes (_rump)ass in a wagging rutt.and he seems to be In a wagon Rutt because of the election session.

@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын

I'm keeping mine in unopened mint condition. It's gonna go up in value

@chinkasuyaro8983 Ай бұрын

@@Conservadouche93 Read that thing! It's important! .... Oh, you mean the bble.

@marelinem541 Ай бұрын

Seems pretty on brand for tRump to me ...

@Fatdog-Dakind Ай бұрын

Wait till Billy Bob screams for more toiletpapaer from the back of the trailer & finds out his wife just sent their last $59.99 to buy Trump's Bible. LOL

@kevinblake839 Ай бұрын

First Commandment in the Trump Bible: "Thou shalt misappropriate campaign funds with which to pay off thy porn star with whom thou hast spilled thy seed."

@lastjob2011 Ай бұрын

I mean cheating on your wife is a sin and it is terrible, but it just seems even worse that it was a one-night stand, right? Oh wait. Both are 'problematic'. Yet, it must be okay, because Trump said he never asked God for forgiveness before. Good luck with that buddy!

@user-jq1hu7xp7b Ай бұрын

@@lastjob2011pm00PM

@terryoquinn8199 Ай бұрын

The antichrist won’t be asking for forgiveness or repenting of any kind !

@kaliarisam7868 Ай бұрын

This is the same man who replaced the Gideon Bible in all of his hotel rooms with a copy of the Art of the Deal.

@roberthill799 16 күн бұрын

"@kaliarisam7868 3 weeks ago "This is the same man who replaced the Gideon Bible in all of his hotel rooms with a copy of the Art of the Deal." A perfect pairing of two books that are utterly full of _ _ it.

@theoutsiderartists1231 Ай бұрын

A reporter asked Trump if he'd ever ask God for forgiveness? Trump said I've never done anything to ask God forgiveness for. That my brothers and sisters is a man that does not know God. That's blasphemy. Evolution looks good now.

@user-md4di6yg2p Ай бұрын

I guess God is okay with him grabbing women... nothing to ask forgiveness about there!

@garfield2439 Ай бұрын

I remember that interview. The arrogance of him just knows no bounds

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Ай бұрын

I don't much care for god(s) but someone claiming they are a Christian and not asking for forgiveness, especially after all he's done to warrant it, is a fake.

@rottweilerfun9520 Ай бұрын

God isn't real anyway , but Trump is still an a-hole.

@sudsy7131 Ай бұрын

Lucifer's response

@teamvlcn6820 Ай бұрын

Why am I not surprised that Ttump is selling Bibles for $60? I guess his aides thought $66.60 would be too on the nose. Edit: Damn, I did not expect this to blow up so much. If this gets 6.6k likes, I will laugh my ass off. Edit 2: Wow, we made it. Edit 3: Alright, we've passed 6.6, now let's get to 6.9. We can do this, people! Edit 4: 6.9! We got it!

@andrewstevenson118 Ай бұрын

668: Neighbour of the Beast

@philipstanco6011 Ай бұрын

Lol

@redbarchetta8782 Ай бұрын

Or more apt $66.69. 🤣

@amycantwell8715 Ай бұрын

Epic response 😎

@barbarakender2117 Ай бұрын

😂

@jameshenderson4876 Ай бұрын

Tens of millions of Americans blindly follow this charlatan. What has gone wrong with your country? It is just astonishing.

@shellifranklin9722 Ай бұрын

You tell US what happened bc we still don't know!

@lisaspikes4291 Ай бұрын

Believe me, I wonder the same thing every day. My hope is that in November, this will all be over. Trump can go crawl under a rock and not bother us again. It’s distressing that I am an RN at a nursing home, and approximately 80% of the residents there watch Fox News all day. It’s pitiful.

@carollatsch3216 Ай бұрын

Reminds me of the fairytale of The Emperor’s New Clothes. Keep repeating something that is not true until the majority believe it to be true.

@brandiwine8472 Ай бұрын

We are wondering the same damn thing!

@CQ-369 Ай бұрын

I'm 68 could have died happy not knowing how many mean spirited simpletons make up this country.

@abebee1383 Ай бұрын

For only $20 more, it’ll include the alphabet, numbers 0-100, and a handy multiplication chart that goes to 12!!!

@okoala62 14 күн бұрын

As someone who is struggling with trying to teach my kid their multiplication tables....this made me cackle 😂

@hopeandpeace4632 Ай бұрын

HE IS SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR COUNTRY🫣🫣

@jeanbeans7926 Ай бұрын

we agree, wholeheartedly!

@eldrsong Ай бұрын

He is indeed. Luckily, we still have some vestiges of sanity and I hope they all vote!!

@garfield2439 Ай бұрын

Don't we know it! 😭😭😭😭

@evenstoats2639 Ай бұрын

An embaresment to humanity, in fact he makes intestinal parasites look good.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Trump is a GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT!

@brucewilson2763 Ай бұрын

I see what he is doing…..Trump is putting all the stuff he doesn’t care about in one book.

@jamesjackovich5886 Ай бұрын

When asked to quote the Bible he couldn't come up with one word

@ellab8897 Ай бұрын

Not even two words: Jesus wept

@jamesk8s1 Ай бұрын

America has just become a big joke, but the rest of the world isn't laughing, just shaking their heads in utter disbelief.

@lloydJprice1213 Ай бұрын

The rest of the world laughs ion secret because when Putin and Russia overtakes Ukraine(thanks to republican party) he will call on his old buddy if re-elected, and they will likely discuss plans to invade Nato Countries including the USA , Canada, Poland etc.....SCARY enough to make BLUE blood run in the veins of everyone concerned with Democracy and the preservation of it as we know it today.....

@gregorchard7881 Ай бұрын

No, we are laughing!!

@pickledragonrebel Ай бұрын

As a cdn, it's scares the crap out of me. Everyone should be afraid.

@mlbrooks4066 Ай бұрын

@@pickledragonrebel Everybody is. No one in the world who has any brains at all can relax at the thought that Trump has the nuclear codes.

@andreah6379 Ай бұрын

Every country has their problems. So what?? Fascism is on the rise everywhere. No foreigner is safe. If they are really laughing, should democracy lose in Nov, guaranteed Reichwing billionaires will be coming for them. Nobody in their right mind is laughing at us. They are scared to death.

@adb888 Ай бұрын

Trump claims the Bible is his favorite book, but his ex-wife said the only book he kept next to the bed was a book full of Hitler's quotes.

@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын

It's a good book. You should read it sometime

@AsscensionJoy Ай бұрын

It's Mein Kampf, not a collection of his quotes

@swampy6194 Ай бұрын

The Bible Trump luvs is but the George Santos version, although George also claims to have authored Mein Kampf. Gee, what a guy.

@BLCMNST Ай бұрын

Trump, Biden, Bush, Obama.. it's all the same. All have killed innocent people around the world. Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, military dictatorships in latin america...now Palestine. The list goes on and on.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s Ай бұрын

@@swampy6194that's not funny. George Santos is a Holocaust survivor

@tungstun1977 Ай бұрын

Future generations will look at this moment in history and wonder how we could have been so primitive

@evarouse Ай бұрын

Let’s hope so 😢

@chuckm1961 Ай бұрын

Present generations look at this moment and wonder how we can be so primitive.

@stevennovakovich2525 Ай бұрын

@@chuckm1961Same with *past* generations! My mother (God rest her soul) was pre-Boomer and could not believe how messed-up a large portion of this country is.

@c9o8l7i6n5 Ай бұрын

JAN 6 INNSURECTIONIST sitting in prison gets a letter from TRUMP , thinking its a pardon opens the letter face falls guard asks wots wrong, traitor says he wants a donation guard dies laughing.

@ppckrtt Ай бұрын

All Americans do not need a Bible in their home. What they need more is a president with brains and a moral compass in the oval office.

@sheilaboston7051 Ай бұрын

Which they have. Vote 💙💙Love from Australia.

@Moses-ro5vi Ай бұрын

You're absolutely right! Greetings from the U.S.@@sheilaboston7051

@barbarabeckley8732 Ай бұрын

Vote blue 💙 ❤️ ♥️

@debrabright2698 Ай бұрын

I like my President to NOT be a rapist!! ( or racist)

@nochancewithoutpasta7637 Ай бұрын

Biden's moral compass is severely in question. But at least he's not a goddamn Neo Nazi working for Putler. Which is apparently the bar, now.

@dougmackenzie5976 Ай бұрын

I am a Gulf War veteran. I hated hearing Greenwood's faketriot song. They played it non-stop during that conflict, making me seethe. The faketriots love this simple-minded sloganeering.

@loriezuberka4569 Ай бұрын

this collaboration between Trump and Greenwood just proves how Un-American and disgusting Lee Greenwood truly is and they both should be thrown out of the country permanently and I'm so sick of that stupid song and obviously not one word of it did he ever really mean

@lisagulick4144 Ай бұрын

As one of the Americans you were protecting, I hate that song, too. It's like people who wear gold crosses and plaster their car with Jesus bumper stickers to prove they are a Christian.

@isaganipalanca8803 Ай бұрын

Thank you for your service! Vote Blue!!!!!

@kevinwright3928 Ай бұрын

I was Stateside at the time, but at every function, somebody's child would be coaxed to sing that tiresome song. I never need to hear it again!!!!

@michaelschneider- Ай бұрын

@@isaganipalanca8803 + Ditto that, to the power of 10 .. That's for your service.

@MichaelRainey-hr3cq Ай бұрын

Our Nation has seen worse times, and above it all we have survived and grown stronger. Listen, Think , Vote.

@mjm.9082 Ай бұрын

The only other time I have seen Trump with a Bible was when he held one precariously, for a photo shoot, Upside Down... Of all of his wives, including the one he buried on his golf course, how many have got him to go to Church? Hmmmm...

@marvissmith4588 Ай бұрын

Trump and a Bible --what an oxymoron.

@bookwrm4evr Ай бұрын

Definitely got the moron part right

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

Not a Bible, many Bibles 😂

@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын

Your the oxymoron

@marvissmith4588 Ай бұрын

@@Conservadouche93 where's the other half of the oxy? Moron!

@ampao Ай бұрын

You're right. He's an ox and a moron

@ricklepick9148 Ай бұрын

I thought Trump's Bible was Mein Kampf.

@lynnettereede6887 Ай бұрын

trumps Bible is the Necronomicon.

@barbarakender2117 Ай бұрын

It is

@AceFace50001 Ай бұрын

I thought his bible was the Cat in the Hat.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

This will be featured in "Trump 2025"!

@northernbear5763 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂...

@ileneplantone3817 Ай бұрын

He always violates every gag order and nothing happens. 😡. Lock him up already. If something happens to the judges daughter.......then what?

@shanalebeau8340 Ай бұрын

I'm a cheerful heretic and I am bloody appalled. I will never understand how a certain segment of "Devout Christians©" can not just accept but enthusiastically embrace the pimping out of the symbols & texts they allegedly hold sacred. I'm always baffled that it seems like I am more reverent towards those tokens than those who would condemn me for my lack of 'faith'.

@danielmundy764 Ай бұрын

It's what Christianity has become, do whatever you want and ask for forgiveness afterwards. Very convenient religion especially when they believe advertising their faith is supposed to be a sign of integrity and honesty.

@CovenoftheOpenMind Ай бұрын

They are worshipping a Pagan god who masquerades as G-d to gain power over flesh.

@theowl3756 Ай бұрын

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@marthalynnewebb2328 Ай бұрын

Best one of all!

@jeanneganrude8549 Ай бұрын

Good one but that kind of life insurance salesman wouldn’t last long after the company continually paid out again and again. 😂

@saludicious Ай бұрын

Don the con selling the bible is like the devil selling air conditioners in hell - the same place where Trumptrastrophy will end up and not have the cash to buy the devil's AC.

@humblebeat Ай бұрын

If someone purchases Trump’s “bible” - please let us know if it’s made in China.

@jeanbeans7926 Ай бұрын

My question exactly, along with, what profit margin is he getting from the 60 bucks.

@loranelizabeth9148 Ай бұрын

…or Russia! Hahahaha~~~~

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Perhaps Russia or the "United ARAB Emeritus"? He's SOLD-OUT TO ALL!

@c3swift Ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@courtneybrubaker9738 Ай бұрын

Like his sneakers.

@antoniograncino3506 Ай бұрын

Trump's media site should be called True Sociopath

@ahundredpercentprosperous4222 Ай бұрын

SO TRUE! 😂🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍💙💙💙💙

@nielspemberton59 Ай бұрын

Yes.

@terryoquinn8199 Ай бұрын

Nice ! I like that a lot ! Dead center on that one my friend !

@alicepalka9547 Ай бұрын

So true

@rkeller8141 Ай бұрын

Criminal defendant 45 said he had no need to ask God for forgiveness. Surprised evangelist let this pass as they support him?

@copernicofelinis Ай бұрын

Bibles? What's next? Vacuum cleaners? I bet they'll suck.

@andrewstevenson118 Ай бұрын

I wish I could sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.

@Jadeskorpion Ай бұрын

If trump sold vacuums, it would be the only thing he ever did that didn't suck.

@phyternl Ай бұрын

I bet they won't. Like anything he grifts is worth the money. lol

@danrynazewski4151 Ай бұрын

I heard Trump Scout cookies 😂

@user-uc1iz2fy7t Ай бұрын

Bibles because it the ultimate insult for the antichrist

@brianhill5009 Ай бұрын

Whoever hired McDaniel at NBC should be fired by NBC.

@ct5625 Ай бұрын

I agree. They've revealed themselves to be lacking in morals, integrity, common sense, professional standards, and just about every quality you would expect from a media professional at such a level. Their decision has severely damaged NBC's reputation, and for what?

@Alex-vq9vj Ай бұрын

Access "journalism" was the (stupid and dishonest) reason. Get a Drumpf-crony on payroll for access to Drumpf. @@ct5625 Even other NBC anchors were pointing it out.

@marvinmartin4692 Ай бұрын

Probably the ceo!

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

yes nbc only allows those that peddled the russia collusion hoax for 3 yrs and those that said hunters laptop was fake

@tlouiseallen9302 Ай бұрын

She’s been let go 😁. She is suing for breach of contract 😆.

@Agent-bm1dv Ай бұрын

Fired with $300K Pay which is insane , they just rewarded LIAR with $300K person who hired her should be FIRED.

@petarnovakovich240 Ай бұрын

He quit already

@danielpalmer643 Ай бұрын

I want a "Take This Job and Shove It Bhagavad Gita" now.

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

Literally, whatever happened to “separation of church and state”?

@andrewstevenson118 Ай бұрын

And Jesus even thought so: "give to Caesar what's his, and to God what's his."

@mariegarside8830 Ай бұрын

It was kicked out by the MAGA minions

@towTruck42 Ай бұрын

Don't worry, they don't understand fascism either

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

The Republican Party shit all over that part of the constitution.

@alysiareid6659 Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😂

@BlackClaws Ай бұрын

So, $60 bucks to own a copy of everything Trump does not endorse, follow or believe in. Put this man in prison.

@moonshoes11 Ай бұрын

NH, the Bible endorses slavery, and drowning babies. For sure, Trump is on board with both.

@dusermiginte4647 Ай бұрын

Why whould someone follow the bible or believe in it? The problem is he does believe in the bible, like a person with iq 35.

@moonshoes11 Ай бұрын

@@dusermiginte4647 Usually, because of indoctrination.

@juli.beauty1979 Ай бұрын

It does seem contradictory

@hew2356 Ай бұрын

He's so blind to his flaws he wouldn't recognize himself as one of the greedy hypocrites condemned in the Bible.

@stevelundgren990 Ай бұрын

The best part of the Trump "bless the U.S.A" Bible is the cartoons. But they spelled profit/prophet wrong.

@trishalamb138 Ай бұрын

One of his best- thanks for the laughs, Stephen! 😂😂

@Mediatech492 Ай бұрын

The book includes the Bible,, the United States Constitution, Declaration of independence; and several other documents that Donald Trump has never read.

@bb5979 Ай бұрын

Well the other side is trying to abolish the first amendment lol

@markstevenson6635 Ай бұрын

The Constitution AND the Bill of Rights!

@PaulaMion Ай бұрын

@@bb5979 LOL ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS!! NO ONE WANTS THAT!!!

@rictawheels88 Ай бұрын

That’s the vibe I’m getting. His bible is like a movie prop from the National Treasure movies.

@handyvickers Ай бұрын

He can read.....??????

@ptiddie Ай бұрын

It's not surprising that that someone who is guilty of all 7 sins and breaks at least 9 out of the ten commandments would be selling out the bible for personal gain.

@elenachristian9860 Ай бұрын

Since Ivana's death, I'm pretty sure he's ten for ten.

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

we all broke some of the comandments - i guess you only can if u only broke under how many?

@Earthneedsado-over177 Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307Could you have your interpreter translate that comment to English?

@meganswaine4135 Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 According to Trump, he didn't break any.

@shesails25 Ай бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 Don't forget all the people who died from Covid because of his inaction!

@davidmoscoe6687 Ай бұрын

No wonder Grump😡 doesn't like Colbert. And everyone else does!!!😊🥰😅🤣 You go Stephen!

@diannadima7082 Ай бұрын

Yes, good for you!!!! Can you imagine this sacrilege to to the Bible? What a disgrace!

@cheriewen6384 Ай бұрын

What happened to the separation between church and state??? Why has our country forgotten the difference? Politics don’t belong with people’s personal choices of religion!!!

@FuKuntt Ай бұрын

They believe we are a Christian nation. And SCOTUS is changing our laws accordingly.

@christopherreimer5767 Ай бұрын

It's freedom of religion not from religion. In God we trust is on our money if your right it should be in money or Biden we trust. Freedom comes from the government not God right?

@disappointingdbdclips Ай бұрын

@@christopherreimer5767you can't have freedom of religion if you don't also have freedom from religion. That phrase should have never been allowed to be put on our currency.

@FuKuntt Ай бұрын

@@christopherreimer5767 lol. God is not religion. Silly archaic Christianity is. It's on our money only since the cold war when we were differentiating ourselves from atheistic communism. The USA has never been and never will be a Christian nation. Our agnosticism is what made our country the first of its kind in all of human history. And no orange Bible selling con man from NYC is ever going to change that.

@LyonsM Ай бұрын

@@christopherreimer5767uh what?? I reread that text three times and the last time slowly trying to process it. It’s word salad. You know, goobledegock!! Lmao

@bojax67 Ай бұрын

Remember this is the GUY who said that he has NEVER asked GOD for FORGIVENESS because he has never done anything to be FORGIVEN for!! And this is the GUY EVANGELICALS are supporting!!!

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

Thats for GOD to judge!

@tejaswoman Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307given that the Bible consistently says that there is not now nor has there ever been any human other than Jesus who didn't sin, I don't think we have to wait for the verdict on this statement.

@stoverboo Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 That's not what your crowd said about Bill Clinton or Gary Hart. Funny how the forgiveness and mercy are all for the Republicans, with not a drop left over for a single Democrat.

@cathyadams7288 Ай бұрын

Yes,I watched that interview with John Heilman. It told me Everything I needed to know About Trump. Interview was day he came down the escalator in 2015.

@Surge1077 Ай бұрын

Wonder if his Bible was printed in his favorite direction for reading......upside down.

@Honestee763 Ай бұрын

He is selling a bible with the Constitution in it, yet he was the one talking about changing or getting rid of the Constitution. Why would you add it to a book many believe in, false advertising?

@sarahbass6116 Ай бұрын

burst into flames…priceless

@stephencoldbear Ай бұрын

My dad told me years ago that Lee Greenwood wrote that song because he was in trouble for not paying his taxes and he wrote that song to get out of trouble. No wonder T***p likes it so much.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

I believe this! The song was okay, but IT ALWAYS RANG "PHONEY" with me! This was much like John Travolta being "The Woman's Dream" of the 70s!

@KingOfMadCows Ай бұрын

Do the Trump bibles also come with free copies of classified documents from heaven? I want to know where God hides his nuclear weapons.

@Missy-Missy1111 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@loranelizabeth9148 Ай бұрын

Hahahaha!~~~~

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

$60 bucks WON'T BUY THIS! Vladdy and MUCH COMPANY have ALREADY RECEIVED THIS INFORMATION!

@dawnoceanside7300 Ай бұрын

Hilarious while OUR military is put at risk 🤬

@Cilantrchef Ай бұрын

😂😂😂rotflmao!!!

@joseanker2059 Ай бұрын

I’d like to see the book cases in MaraLago with these “many” bibles. Please Donald, show us!

@charissesebastian9504 29 күн бұрын

He reportedly has so many bibles, because every time he picks one up, it burst into flames

@jemma6596 Ай бұрын

I wonder if the Bibles have the fine print the shoes had: "May not be product shown. No returns. Will not begin shipping until 7 or 8 months after you pay. Etc, etc, etc." Basically, pay $60 to me.

@DaveLugo79 Ай бұрын

If I was a Christian and I stood by silently while a New York con man with multiple bankruptcies was selling my Bible for his personal profit, I would so ASHAMED.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Yes, but "Christians" are CONSTANTLY "pushing" SALVATION BY CA$H EACH NIGHT on t.v.!

@israelcm7246 Ай бұрын

Makes you wonder if Christians have any courage, especially the evangelicals that like even comparing the traitor to Jesus. They are all Wolves in sheep's clothes. Extremely evil and dangerous.

@vivpace7049 Ай бұрын

What about a self-professed Christian with multiple ALLEDGED grape allegations?!!😜😠

@rjd3wine Ай бұрын

"Disgusted" is a more appropriate word for it.

@mattharrison5068 Ай бұрын

They have no shame. Refusing to acknowledge their behavior is how they band together as a mob to pretend that makes them correct about anything.

@ghostboo3156 Ай бұрын

"How do you gag someone who is speaking out of their ass?"This is the best joke I've ever heard! Congrats to the writer!

@CD_Character Ай бұрын

Well, Depends.

@sharonjohnson8832 Ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, I thought the same! That killed me 😅

@deborahalissa Ай бұрын

butt plug obviously

@WhiteFangofWar Ай бұрын

You just need to know where to stick the gag. Maybe make the gag bigger.

@petarnovakovich240 Ай бұрын

Butt plug.

@camelshitonthewalls446 Ай бұрын

Individual trump is purely and simply a horrible excuse for a human being. But the worst part of him is his supporters.

@sfurules Ай бұрын

He's a symptom of their idiocy.

@WakeUpAmerican000s Ай бұрын

@camelshit446 - Are you talking about the Gullible, Obsequious, Proletariat?

@commonsense571 Ай бұрын

True it boggles the mind!!

@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын

I'm glad to see everyone ignoring hoe poorly Biden's doing simply because they get their feelings hurt when Trump speaks. Time to grow up

@sprybug Ай бұрын

Yeah, unfortunately it's like 1/3 of the country. Kind of tells you how awful this country is, doesn't it?

@deedee77777 Ай бұрын

People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy......

@tammyb878 Ай бұрын

Stephen! You went too far insulting Janice from the muppets like that. 🤣🤣

@shotjohnny Ай бұрын

I read earlier someone say: "Trump selling Bibles is like the Devil selling crosses." 😂 If I'd remembered their username, I'd give them proper credit here. 👍

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

At a time when so many people just copy and paste others' jokes and comments, I applaud your honesty.

@davidlundquist1979 Ай бұрын

Although, Lucifer did begin his career as an angel. So Trump selling Bibles is even MORE inappropriate.

@cesarregalado3420 Ай бұрын

that's awesome! funnY, great example!

@breal7277 Ай бұрын

"Don't hire anyone close to the crimes". Well said.

@garfield2439 Ай бұрын

Love Lawrence!💙💙

@pollytiks3885 Ай бұрын

I’m just wondering why NBC hired her in the first place.

@lurklingX Ай бұрын

that bibles bursting into flames joke 😂😂😂😂 ('joke'.)

@antoniograncino3506 Ай бұрын

Wait....NBC hired and then fired Ronald McDonald ? 🤡

@russellcampbell9198 Ай бұрын

The writer who saw Lara Trump was an almost life version of Janice from The Mupppets - give them a raise. Great get. 👍

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

Yes! I usually do not enjoy jokes that make fun of a person's looks because it's something they can help. But in her case, she definitely wanted to look that way😅😅

@retriever19golden55 Ай бұрын

It's slandering Janice.

@guibox3 Ай бұрын

I cackled mightily at that. So true!! I love his captions for the pics. They are the funniest bits.

@anondecepticon Ай бұрын

Made me imagine how much fun it must be in the writer’s room, passing around photos and trying to come up with the funniest comparisons for them.

@jacquesfournier9073 Ай бұрын

Hello there, from your neighbour to the North. Most Canadians are flabbergasted at how gullible half of the US has become towards an such openly con man. Wow!

@christinamann3640 Ай бұрын

We’re getting some of the same up here, so we have to watch out for it too. Alberta is getting scary.

@martinw9425 Ай бұрын

Hey, watch what you are saying, we also have that kind of "weak of the brain", here in Canada.Yes we are amazed that so much peoples believe is flagrant lies, but we have different unbiased news, and find it very scary, that anybody could that so simple lies. They are misinformed and also "weak brains". But the majority dont buy it.Thank you Lord.!!!!!!

@glennsmith1040 Ай бұрын

🇨🇦 👍 💯

@pickledragonrebel Ай бұрын

Less than half

@pickledragonrebel Ай бұрын

@@christinamann3640 yep. It's scary as shit. I see it all the time

@everardobasilio7918 Ай бұрын

Speaking about talking out of your ass! Lol😅 That's funny!!!😂

@farnyone Ай бұрын

Make America pay again....i mean pray 🙄

@user-oz2xl9kz8r Ай бұрын

ITS BEEN SAID..WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WAVING A FLAG AND HOLDING A BIBLE.

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

Fascism starts with locking up your political rivals

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

Its been said? By who? Fascism comes with limitingg ones legal speech , cancelling people, and lockin up rivals

@TraumaQueen65 Ай бұрын

True!

@DaveGIS123 Ай бұрын

Yes, the King James version, written in Shakespearian English so Trumpists can't understand it. The KJV was published in 1611 and is in the public domain, so Trump doesn't have to pay copyright.

@grimmertwin2148 Ай бұрын

The Nazi Party was established in America in 1930. There were rallies as big as the Superbowl Google American Fuerher. You won't believe your eyes

@giovanniperretta-lopes874 Ай бұрын

PIMPING OUT THE BIBLE?! HOLY SHT FOR SHAME!

@freya8133 Ай бұрын

During a holy week!

@eddapultstab2078 Ай бұрын

Only the sleaziest for the sleaziest former president.

@oldpossum57 Ай бұрын

Christian tv evangelists & megachurch pastors have been pimping out jesus for decades.

@br4524 Ай бұрын

The only thing that shocks me is that this shocks anyone

@giovanniperretta-lopes874 Ай бұрын

its sacred text? to millions? hello?@@br4524

@kimkittel636 Ай бұрын

Let him quote a scripture by heart. Bet he couldn't do it!

@ellab8897 Ай бұрын

You win that bet. He's already been asked about his favorite verse in the Bible, and of course couldn't recite any. Instead he said something about the Bible being very personal to him, and that he wouldn't tell. 🙄

@charlesmartin1121 Ай бұрын

"If Mary weren't my savior's mother perhaps I would be dating her."

@AnthonyChew Ай бұрын

Oh that's good.

@RH-wj4rz Ай бұрын

@@AnthonyChew My thoughts exactly.

@Spurlano420 Ай бұрын

That’s spot on.

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Please DON'T LIMIT Donny's "dating opportunities" now that Ivanka and Lara MAY be "off-limits"!

@alexblair4511 Ай бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@7drunkenmermaids431 Ай бұрын

I'm definitely not a Christian, but his Bible grift is absolutely disgusting.

@johntatum1951 Ай бұрын

Don't have to buy it, dummy.

@Anti-Zog-Agenda Ай бұрын

interesting. You have no dog in the fight yet still find a way to be offended.

@kayanclarke5216 Ай бұрын

@@Anti-Zog-AgendaI don’t have to be Mexican to know the difference between a taco and dog shit.

@sunshine9717 Ай бұрын

I'm definitely a Christian. Trump selling a Bible. Means, its a Bible no Christian should buy.

@Anti-Zog-Agenda Ай бұрын

@@sunshine9717 I'm a christian and i've never bought a bible, but they are sold, right?

@pamelatimmins1055 Ай бұрын

Great news, nbc fired mcdaniel, I was boycotting them if they didn't. I am glad all the anchors at MSNBC spoke out against her being hired so she got fired, thank you all for speaking out against that horrible "woman" ronna mcdaniel.

@ethanbabic7766 Ай бұрын

Ah, the sweet irony of paying 60 dollars for a translation of the Bible sponsored by a monarch to reinforce the legitimacy of the monarchy that includes documents written by people who rejected the validity of that monarchy to establish their own country. Fun times.

@scarletletter4900 Ай бұрын

The kicker about that Bible grift? If you want a copy of the Bible, there are at least five dozen organizations in the US that will give you one for free.

@lloydJprice1213 Ай бұрын

Exactly...And as Colbert said last night....All of the additions like Constitution, words to anthem etc., are available free everywhere including on line. WHY PAY????

@scarletletter4900 Ай бұрын

@lloydJprice1213 I assume either stupidity, or the cultish mentality of the people who follow the man so vile that you can't really call him anything without it an insult to whatever thing you call him.

@cathieludemann5879 Ай бұрын

It seems that many Christians have moved on from the KJV version of the Bible. There are many updated versions that tr***'s followers would find easier to understand.

@treetopjones737 Ай бұрын

But those don't have the signature of their god Trump.

@user-ux6hl1tu6g Ай бұрын

His version has the ten commandments removed.

@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын

Ronna McDaniel lasted 0.45 Scaramuccis.

@bookie5667 Ай бұрын

Thankfully.

@cleverusername9369 Ай бұрын

She was so bad at her last job that it got her fired from her new job. That's rather extraordinary.

@timothyburnett2770 Ай бұрын

Fired on her day off hunh

@annavizard970 Ай бұрын

Hehehe...

@claudiapavel1700 Ай бұрын

😂

@moremoola Ай бұрын

You know full well he stole those Bibles from hotels and churches... Just when you thought he couldn't possibly stoop any lower 😂

@Maya-Alexdog Ай бұрын

So Trump didn't fill these Bibles with pictures of himself!? Shocking 😂

@ronthered138 Ай бұрын

NBC has fired Ronna. Reminds me of the old Churchill quote that America can always be counted on to do the right thing... right after it has tried everything else.

@Joaquin546 Ай бұрын

No more nbc for me! 😂😂

@radagastbrown9001 Ай бұрын

Great quote

@Kaede-Sasaki Ай бұрын

Sure she's gonna try to sue if she had a contract.

@EditDeath Ай бұрын

Trump's line about owning a lot of bibles killed me. Of course he does! HE OWNS AND LIVES IN HOTELS!!!

@TheKrispyfort Ай бұрын

The Gideon's have recruited him. Or, been eaten by them. Midnight cravings for chicken is the worst

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

your joke just reminds people trump owns hotels and lives in luxury how awful

@utezahn3174 Ай бұрын

… and the hotel bibles usually come for free.

@Boogiebear-1965 Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307Properties, including Hotels, don't really count when you owe more on them than they're worth. Many people with brand new cars have upside-down auto loans due to inflated valuation. Trump has upside-down real estate loans for the same reason. Claiming Mar-e-lago was worth 100X what it was appraised for by the tax assessor! In his wildest dreams! 😂😂😂😂

@telebubba5527 Ай бұрын

I hate hotels with Bibles and would avoid them at any time. They have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

@montywilson4493 Ай бұрын

Legendary,"Don't hire anyone close to the crime," Lawrence O'Donnell.

@ragantate3995 Ай бұрын

“Don’t hire anyone near the crimes” 🤔is what needs to be remembered during voting time.

@SamaNuttz Ай бұрын

Cant wait to see these supporters turning out to vote, carrying their bible, a phone with the NFTs, a piece of his suit, gold coins, wearing his Mugshot "no surrender" t-shirt, in their golden sneakers and MAGA hat ALL whilst waiting sitting on their Mike Pillows Pillow.

@michelemarr76 Ай бұрын

It'll be quite a show!😂

@sundayhinojosa8114 Ай бұрын

@@michelemarr76 A real circus I might add.

@kurtsoothesayer1208 Ай бұрын

You forgot the Trumpy Bear they cuddle.

@reefultz309 Ай бұрын

And smelling like Trump. Not like 💩 😂😂😂 "Trump47", his fragrance he's selling.

@malteschaper3782 Ай бұрын

...while complaining about "Bidenflation".

@randmayfield5695 Ай бұрын

Jerry Falwell and Jim Baker would have loved this! I can hear them now: "Why didn't we think of that grift?"

@Livingston9023 Ай бұрын

3:13 ... JUST LOOK AT HIM STANDING THERE, NOT KNOWING IF HE'LL GET STRUCK DOWN BY GOD🙏🏽, OR BURST INTO FLAMES , VIA LUCIFER 👺 !!! PURPLE 💜 GIRL

@CovenoftheOpenMind Ай бұрын

Lucifer doesn't burst people into flames. He's really more of a Gemini

@CBExpress Ай бұрын

“Trump daughter-in-law and Stunt double for Janice from the Muppets!”🤣🤣🤣That got me!👌🏼

@KJ-wh8fu Ай бұрын

Ohhhh...but kinda an insult to poor Miss Janice.😂

@watersipper1116 Ай бұрын

Stunning how much they look alike.

@rictawheels88 Ай бұрын

That was 🔥 and *mic drop*

@neilsoulman Ай бұрын

Ikr, spot on; lots of stunt doubles in rnc, pretty sure Taylor greene doubles for mz piggy

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 Ай бұрын

I can't unsee that now 😂!

@peterbathum2775 Ай бұрын

Welcome to American Oligarchy, where a criminal traitor can grift bibles to defend from multiple felony prosecutions.

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

welcome to america where one is allowed to sell items to pay for lawyers to defend you in court how horrid

@Earthneedsado-over177 Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 Yeah, I can just imagine if Bill Clinton sold Brazilian Power Crystals to pay for lawyers to defend him against Ken Starr and the great penis hunt. The CONS would lose their minds.

@kasnitch Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 He doesn't pay anybody or anything . He only takes .

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

im willing to have a educated guess he pays more wages to people and paid ore tax than you, and donated more than you. unless you wanna pretend hats not true lol@@kasnitch

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

unhinged comment he pays 1000s of workers- how many do u pay? how much tax you paid in ur life, trump paid more in 1 week, donated ? Trump donated 4 yrs wages as president to charity- again more than you. so what you said is lies, yet you went there@@kasnitch

@michaelg.stranestrane1465 Ай бұрын

He cracks me up. Best monologs out there.

@1432b Ай бұрын

$59.99 was closest they could get without being blatant. Turn the 9's upside down.

@YOYOTh1s Ай бұрын

OOOOOOHH the irony of buying a Bible from Trump, whose "religion is making America great again". I remember something in the 10 commandments about idolatry... But that's none of my business.

@w84q12 Ай бұрын

Actually , all the sales and money is being handled by The Lee Greenwood Foundation.

@blechtic Ай бұрын

I seem to remember his favourite book also says something about false prophets and antichrist may be mentioned there too...

@TheKrispyfort Ай бұрын

RIMAGA?

@TheKrispyfort Ай бұрын

There's also something about using the Lord's name for vanity, publicly lying about other people, adultery, no other gods before the Abrahamic god, remembering the Sabbath and keeping it holy.

@TheKrispyfort Ай бұрын

Exodus 20

@georgelionon9050 Ай бұрын

How did we forget that Trump constantly complained about Obama golfing too much?

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

I haven't forgotten. Y'all are late, where have you been? 😅

@ursulareeder8568 Ай бұрын

And promising he would NEVER do that!

@voteformethanks5307 Ай бұрын

since than biden had more days off than both of them

@Jr_2Sly Ай бұрын

His supporters are gonna buy several of them Bibles 😮😮😮

@ChainReactionsProductions Ай бұрын

Ah yes the King Trump Version, where his favorite verse is “For the love of money is the root of all.”

@bookie5667 Ай бұрын

..yes, and there are only eight commandments... adultery and bearing false witness are now OK in the Trump universe.

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

Jesus wept

@ChristineBrown-ds7dt Ай бұрын

YES he is the root of EVIL😂

@megamihestia4049 Ай бұрын

Don't churches give out bibles for free?

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Yes, but Donny hasn't "Annointed" these!

@RUTH-wd3yn Ай бұрын

so do hotel rooms.

@hazmat1978 Ай бұрын

@@RUTH-wd3yn I would put gloves on and check for sticky pages!

@user-wb6xs6jv9l Ай бұрын

You can also download it for free😂 He's just inventing ways to suck all the cash out of his braindead blind followers who believes he's their savior.

@lloydJprice1213 Ай бұрын

Yep! but they don't have Trumps Curse////sorry Blessin.

@FrederickHopkins-xb6me Ай бұрын

I used to travel down the states on business. Every hotel room I stayed in had a bible in the bedside drawer. If you took one would you be charged for theft or would you get put on a 'Watchtower' mailing list?