"For some reason she tested positive." Wow. This stable genius can't connect the dots.

“ ...and, for some reason, she tested positive “. What a dilweed.

The dumbest thing he ever said? HOW DO YOU PICK JUST ONE?

I like that Stephen can make his own son laugh, and that he talks to his dog like a person - “What are you doing here?”

It is heartening to see the love in the Colbert household. Humans being human. Keep it up.

The long standing phrase, "Drinking the Kool Aid", has been replaced by, "Injecting the Lysol".

I like the real-life stuff going on and the dog is adorable! Let's see more of the dog!

“Beep...uh...beep...look...fire.” 😆

I appreciate them keeping in the moments where the dog interrupts the take, we are all dealing with those moments as we work from home and it's comforting to see it for celebrities too.

Definitely not true. I have a neighbor that went to the local hospital and they told him to come back when he was in worse condition! WTH? There are no tests for "everybody".

The most stupid thing ever he says is every time he opens his mouth...

"transition to greatness next year" Is this when he's voted out?

I almost cried when he showed a picture of Obama. I miss having a leader. And I miss feeling comfortable and safe.

That's a horrifying thought that he's STILL, 3+ years later, topping his stupidest statements.

IT WOULD BE A JOY TO HAVE OBAMA BACK.

"Absolute chaotic disaster" should be the DJT campaign theme.

It is always refreshing when the women of the White House press Corp call Trump out on his BS because he melts down everytime. He's a child.

He totally gaslighted the question. This reporter is a hero. He’s nothing but a bully and all mouth. You stand up to a bully and he backs down and walks away everytime.. Which we all knew from the beginning of his nightmarish start and has been proven every single day since his inauguration.

“You’re doing a great job. Thank you I’m really grateful.” - Colbert reassuring his wife 😩 THE LOVE...

He has definitely hit a bong before

Sweet Jesus. The wordsalad coming out of this Presidents mouth is sickening... wake up America!

Lord knows his base will still labeled him as an “alpha male” after running away like a coward.

"Transition" is an "alternative" word for death for some...

I LOVED it when the dog came in and Evelyn, the darling is all apologetic

So, what was the crime Obama committed? What newspapers published it? Also, the reporter call-out .. here's how it played out. He replied to the Asian reporter, and it came across racist. The mic was killed while Trump was speaking, so the Asian reporter had no opportunity to voice her concerns on his reply until the next journalist came up. The next journalist was kaitlin collins from CNN. When the mic came back on, Kaitlin let the Asian reporter voice concerns over the question. Trump got annoyed at her insinuating he was being racist. So, per his modus operandi, he just interrupted her. Then once he realized Kaitlin was the next up, he shut her down, too, b/c he hate CNN, calls it "Fake news", and didn't want to answer any more real questions. The next person he pointed to was a reporter from OAN, one of the media stations that loves to stroke his ego and lob him easy questions that make him look good. Kaitlin tried to interrupt to get her questions, wondering why she was being shut out. It was because Trump had already decided he was done with real questions and wanted to get "good" sound bytes for his Fox / OAN channels. Kaitlin kept pressing, so he once again took his ball and stick and went home. In no way did Trump feel like he was in trouble. On the contrary, him walking off .. he thinks he's punishing everyone by denying them the opportunity to bask in his glory. That's how a narcissist thinks. Some folks feel that the reporters should be more polite to Trump, but respect is a two-way street. He has been continually disrespectful in the way he answers questions, tells half-truths or lies, and talks down to certain reporters. The POTUS should not be given automatic respect. The POTUS has to earn it like the rest of us. He is constantly doing things to lose it.

I'm deeply disturbed by the fact that comedians make more sense than our nation's leaders!

"transition to greatness" is what my friend calls hormone therapy

What a spoiled brat! He treats reporters like trash (especially females). He is just rude

I saw the title *"Dumbest Thing The President Has Ever Said"* and my first thought was; _Again?_

I love how Stephen carries his dog like a child.

When he turned and walked away one of the reporters should have asked him if that was his "transition to greatness" Trump should put advertising on the wall.

“What is his crime?” Being black. Also, the Obama smoke alarm 😂

After all these statements from Trump, I almost feel like I owe George W. Bush an apology for how much I bashed him during his presidency...Almost. Still, this is some next level idiocy from the president.

The reason Obama is speaking so slow is that he is trying to think of semi-rational words to describe the sheer idiocy of skipper T's lack of running the country. How he got through that w/o flying off the rails says a lot about Obama's commitment to being civil.

Deflection is a sign of weakness. And it's boring.

Haha...that Obama smoke alarm joke had me in stitches. That being said, at least Obama can form intelligent and complete sentences unlike Trump.

It’s impossible to choose “the dumbest thing Dump has ever said”. There are so many.

I’m an old lady, but I can tell you I honestly giggled watching Stephen take an invisible bong hit!

The best definition of “A transition to greatness”, is whatever it takes to get Trump out of the WH.

I’m expecting a hot spot in Kansas where my Republican cousin thinks he shouldn’t be forced to wear masks.

Imagine, 10 years from now we look back at this.

It's amazing to see a grown man throwing a HISSY FIT. CHILDREN throw Hissy fits, not GROWN MEN!!!

“Transition to greatness”...even Steve Mnuchin didn’t buy it.

I know you miss your audience but never worry you have not lost anything I haven’t laughed so much in ages thanks 🙏

"Transition to greatness" So much for "Keep America great" 😂

Love how Stephens wife had a full on breakdown while controlling the dog and Stephen went: „you’re doing a great job!!!“ hahaha

“For some reason she tested positive “. What a dope.

Every day is the newest "dumbest" thing he ever said.

Everything is so terrible, I feel bad for laughing but I do, a little hysterically. I love your at home show, its more fun than the regular one. It will be good to go back though.

Are we still blaming Obama for something? The minute he's called on his BS, he has a toddler fit. What a total.... yes, well.

_"I see a red wall and I want to paint it black..."_

Transition to greatness? I thought he was already supposed to be so great.

Don’t engage Trumpers. Just make damn sure you vote him out this year.

Don't they realize they can test everyday, but a carrier can have it for days before testing positive. I guess ignorance is blissfully infectious. 🤒😷😉

I almost died laughing from that Obama smoke detector

Hahaha "Glum and Shellshocked" Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell's Emo Band 🤣😂🤣😂

Trump 2020: "I take no responsibility at all."

“The next time Trump brings up Obamagate during a press conference, I would like a reporter to ask him something along the line of: ‘You are claiming that Obama did something illegal. Yet, your own lawyers are currently arguing before SCOTUS that the President is above the law or accountability. How can you reconcile these two completely polar opposite positions you are currently taking on Presidential powers?’” - credit to u/Vinny_Cerrato

We old folks aren't as dumb as Donnie wishes we were.

OH, Lord; WHO DID vote FOR this"?!?", Anyway?!?

Okay, the Obama smoke alarm cracked me up :). Sigh, I miss that guy :(

He needs to slip a copy of The Thorn Birds into his bookshelf.

10:03 - Obama brand fire alarm. Oh man I love Obama and I miss him but that joke killed me 🤣

I yelled at the screen so intensely, I spit droplets of saliva all over it

“If we weren’t testing the whites house you would be mad about that” THATS NOT THE POINT omg. The point is when will WE have the same access YOU have.

This clown really said "I understand you better than you understand yourself" I'm done 😂😂😂😂

the true tell of a gaslighter: “you know the crime, it’s obvious to everyone” when asked about what crime

As far as I know, "You know what it is" isn't a prosecutable offense.

I'm enjoying this talk-show format in which dogs just ramdommly appear.

At least Obama has a brain and a heart. He chooses his words carefully because he is concerned that some people might hear the wrong message is his statements. I really believe some Humans are evolving physically, but regressing mentally. Scary thought.

Lol That wasn’t an imitation “Hit from the Bong” thats a Memory 👌🏾🤣🤣

the lack of a laughing studio audience makes you even funnier. great delivery!

I have to say: These quarantine shows of Stephen are among my favourites. All the little personal incidences, this is so refreshing!

“For some reason she tested positive.” Hmm.

History will ask, and is now in fact asking "How did such a person become the President?".

That was a perfect imitation of a couple deep bong hits, down to the involuntary cough. :)

In his fourth year as president and still he thinks that everything's a campaign debate

I know what Obamagate is. Obamagate: 8 years of a competent, articulate, intelligent, and calm Presidency. Leadership, and a man which people could admire and respect. Yeah, we all miss Obamagate.

“The dumbest thing the President has ever said” - ok I need to watch because that’s a hell of a competitive field

" took his lack of balls and went home...."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎👍

I used to think no president could be dumber then George W....I was very wrong.

Oh my god, I laughed way too hard at the Obama smoke alarm 😂😂 it's really refreshing to just laugh at some good-natured jokes about a president's harmless idiosyncrasies

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy hell! I had to pause to lmao way too hard and way too long when I heard “it should work as long as immigrants don’t discover night”.

I just love that Stephen gets to act a lot more than in the studio.

I love how Stephen doesn't edit his monologue and interacts with his family lol 👍

'The Dumbest Thing The President Has Ever Said' is a record with a very short shelf life.

Verbatim: “So she tested, er, positive out of the blue. This is why the whole concept of tests aren’t (sic) necessarily great. The tests are perfect but something can happen between the test where it’s good and then something happens and all of a sudden she was tested very recently and tested negative and then today, I guess she, tested positive." On the strength of this I think many of us in the UK can finally understand the great Pretender's appeal to the generally less endowed in the U.S. And it gives us the shivers.

its weird that the microphone in the rosegarden for the reporters was so low, they had to bow down before it, or trump.. intentionally ?

Even when Obama's super upset, he's carefully taking his time and making sure he says what he means to say. Total opposite of President No-Filter.

He's such a coward! LMAO he ran from those two reporters 😂😂😂

I love the “When a Stranger Calls” reference.

Thank you from Canada, Stephen! We all love you up here!

He thought the First Lady reporter he called was the OAN lady, then freaked when he realized that women can have similar hair and jackets...

Ok you can never unsee Barr in a nurse costume. You're evil.

“how long was i out?“..haha, you killed me bruh :)

Stephen!! That stoner impression was WAY... WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY to on the nose... We know you've been there personally now lmaooooo

Never has a President said so much, and at the same time-- said absolutely nothing.

This has had me cracking up !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omg Steven! You're so funny...even without all the bells & whistles, & dogs running in !!!!÷ Whoever edits for you deserves credit too, but you my friend are a super star & a pro!

How do the people at the press briefing not throw their chairs at him.